Markiplier's PRIVATE Lady Dimitrescu Compilation (KEEP OUT!!)

[@dalty1867]

Girls when dating: you need to be 6ft Markiplier when dating: you need to be 9'6ft

[@lulubelle0318]

*Cries in short* (Jk. I have a boyfriend.)

[@hentaiexpert217]

poor amy

[@aregmartirosyan2076]

Well being 6"3 and a dude this might not be true.....

[@misnomer6345]

Ah yes the two genders mark and girl

[@amandashanahan8592]

This is why he kept playing with stilts on unus annus, he was trying to fix Amy

[@N.P.C.9514]

Imagine being Donna Beneviento trying to scare Ethan with his wife's hallucination and he says "listen wife I met someone... It is hard to explain actually it is easy to explain. She is twice your height."

[@SasukeUchiha723]

Mia would then def go Miranda on Ethan if he actually said that!

[@mat8791]

I thought that was Crankgameplays/[Deleted channel] Ethan for a sec and I just said "Wait he has a wife?"

[@00rule]

Ethan Winters: IT'S HARDDDD

[@W.D_Gaster_705]

Yup

[@Bseaz]

@@mat8791 wait now i see it-- i get that that confused you xD

[@marcus_jb]

This whole series was just a giant “don’t tell Amy”

[@patricecipher6457]

2 true -3-

[@CrispGremlin]

He's lucky he's in Canada lol

[@ctlndm]

amy was the one who showed him lady d first tho ? lmao

[@duowithng1969]

Series about wife dodging vampire loving

[@tntalchemist]

@@ctlndm I wonder if she regrets it lol

[@lane.y]

The fact he kept talking about Lady D even after she died…. A true, respectable simp

[@ScreenMasterMCU]

There are no simps when talking about Lady Dimitrescu.

[@freshbread4039]

even after his character killed her too 0_0

[@Kaizo_Kanami]

and even simped for her crystalized corpse

[@ScreenMasterMCU]

@@Kaizo_Kanami She deserves it.

[@Mattrockingvids]

True simps never go limp.

[@akish302]

“It’s not a sexual thing” is the new “I’m not a masochist.”

[@ivanleven531]

You didn't see the video with trash bags right?

[@kahluasm8]

@@ivanleven531 you watched and heard of the famous line that Markiplier stated that became a meme right?

[@FairyOfSomething]

They are the same picture

[@iveharzing]

@wiyosh001 you might've missed a certain KZbin channel with a black and white theme that doesn't exist anymore :P

[@JCReiki]

Technically his severe case of disillusion and denial are, indeed, masochistic in nature... .... And I love it. (edited for spelling)

[@claireli249]

i believe “do your worst” directly translates into “jokes on you i’m into that shit”

[@juliettecomte44]

Lmao wait it does 🤣🤣

[@Papi69420]

mark is the thing that stops a hose from watering.

[@ParadoxPerson02]

I love how you used "directly" instead of "indirectly". Directly works so much better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markobudiman2524]

"whumo wumohimoa himoahumba" - Markiplier's mating call

[@heatherfeather7199]

You mean Hee-Hoo’s mating call!

[@saphari22]

he's reverting back to HeeWoo

[@xerilaun]

😂😂

[@MoriMekan]

ROFL 🤣

[@complexcompound7227]

Thank you for this comment

[@elijayfuji489]

The fact he made this himself, makes me wheeze- Also the fact that he has a life-sized body pillow of Lady Dimitrescu-

[@yima3628]

He does?

[@ziqqerlad]

@Owenboy360 proof?

[@thecolorfulmilkshake8926]

I would also like proof

[@angelsobituary]

@Owenboy360 "source: i made it the fuck up" /j

[@roeital5504]

@Owenboy360 you cant post links in comments

[@Lawlsomedude]

Mark isn't a masochist, he just wants to see how much of Lady Dimitrescu his body can take.

[@jesperaung8592]

That’s just masochism with more words

[@shittysleepdeprivedart5096]

pegging be like

[@zzodysseuszz]

Apparently not much if you’ve watched Kyle hill

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@shittysleepdeprivedart5096 let’s play cowboy seven inch toy at your belt, she’s a big boy now

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Sh- W H A T

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark isn't a masochist, he's just a man who respects "power"

[@dikdikmarzipan2819]

Who wouldn't respect such power in this scenario. 9'6 of pure power and respect

[@chrisokc3370]

@@dikdikmarzipan2819 who would not

[@gianicolefernandez8235]

Bruh u are everywhere

[@Joe-qz1in]

Cringe you don’t have a mustache smh.

[@muqikhan5593]

@@Joe-qz1in read the name he is some guy without a mustache 🌚🌝

[@bunny2727]

Mark: "I would never hurt you" Also him carrying her crystalized corpse

[@mikek5322]

How else will he nurse her back to health!?

[@Soul93Taker]

It'S CalLeD LoVe!!!1°!

[@redfire2757]

Well obviously she turned herself into POWERFUL cristal just for Markiplier to give him POWER

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Hehe.

[@jerico.b]

He is in denial that he killed lady d. It's a stage of grief.

[@clottedscream]

This makes me want to write a story about a wealthy aristocratic Eastern European vampire lady and the aggressively American himbo who can’t pronounce her name that falls madly in love with her

[@kakyoinisticzommelier4693]

Do it!!

[@Gemini053]

DO IT I BEG YOU also I believe Lady D is Romanian but don’t quote me on that.

[@duski7746]

Do it, please, or I will do it myself.

[@raishea2460]

I heard from some other Romanian people commenting on RE 8 that Mark and most of the other people playing pronounce the name closer to what it actually is compared to the game.

[@mightyhawk2380]

Yes yes and yes, please tell me you’re gonna do it????

[@scitzophren]

Lady demitresscu: *brings out her claws to choke ethan* Mark: is for me? 👉👈

[@liviuzain6877]

No comment what?

[@jameswent48]

Better than his boyfriend, Amy, right?

[@scitzophren]

@@liviuzain6877 h m?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

God it's just dawning on me how this is Mark controlling a character named Ethan

[@scitzophren]

@@quantumblauthor7300 WAIT ME TOO-

[@mudfish6861]

I like that Dimitrescu’s “death” is only the halfway point of the video

[@dodo_the_dodo_bird4794]

Just like the game XD.

[@dodo_the_dodo_bird4794]

@Henry the face you sure do like saying hi.

[@petrrrrrr7192]

@Logan Come aboard everyone, To the "Shudufukup" boat, destination "Nowanfukinaskd", With Captain Don Givafuc.

[@RubbishBear]

because the other half is him effectively carrying around a corpse, occasionally staring at it in the middle of a fight, looking at its ass, and treating it like its his girl he is taking on a lovely date.

[@alpha_alex7253]

@Logan got me over here dying 😐😐😐😐😐

[@georgesabiantoun4665]

“It’s not a sexual thing, it’s about power” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@littletwinstarfav]

ah a man of culture i see

[@ordinarymann]

"Sun Tzu said that and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invested it and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor" -Soldier

[@babazami7]

Technobladeeeeeeee

[@MURRAH5]

@@ordinarymann NOW ALL WE NEED TO GET IS A ZOO... ALSO SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE CAPS IF IT BUGS YOU... I HAVE A MILD FORM OF AUTISM CALLED ASPERGERS SYNDROME (ITS STILL IN THE CATEGORY OF ASD OR AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER BUT ITS SOMETIMES CALLED ASD FOR A SHORTER WAY OF SAYING AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER) ON TOP OF ME HAVING ADHD & DEPRESSION... SORRY AGAIN...

[@kay-mq5sg]

@@MURRAH5 Asperger’s syndrome is a very outdated term named after a nazi scientist so it’s probably best to stick with saying autism. I’m autistic as well :)

[@mishamuses5308]

See Mark takes his Lady D worship to another level. Everyone else thirsts only when she’s on screen and only about her tol lady form. Mark thirsts about the *concept* of Lady D, and even threatens violence when they stole his crystal statue of her. Just infinite devotion

[@elizabethlacy8869]

I love imagining a tiny mark just staring up at his Dimitrescu senpai with goo-goo eyes going "wat respectable power"

[@thegongoozler5920]

Remember-he is, of course, not a masochist.

[@Sapphirelily]

Because he really is not

[@daisyjoy242]

Or is he

[@dont2579]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĘ”

[@magicant_]

@@dont2579 i have seen you before

[@sayoryeetbeems379]

Yep, it is all about 'respect' for Lady D-

[@KayLoo202]

I don't think we discuss enough that Mark conquered his fear of dolls and mannequins to win back his Crystal Dimitrescu

[@mushroomqueen_]

Literally! His love for her is immaculate

[@devindesilva123]

The way he looks at the camera while saying it gave yandere vibes

[@SolstaceWinters]

@@devindesilva123 "I love [Lady Dimitrescu], yes I do. She's for me, not for you."

[@zakariaahmadfauzan926]

He went doom guy mode in that section of the game

[@yoshidollface]

I loved how, the episode previous, he was absolutely terrified. And the next episode, as SOON as he realized that she was gone, he was absolutely DONE and just wrecked shit lmao

[@RanDeligero]

Game developers: here's Lady D's final form. Feeling scared now? Markiplier: *hmm what a respectable power*

[@perc-um2ui]

One thousand likes, and yet no reply? I will fix that.

[@kevinseven748]

One thousand likes, and yet no reply? I will fix that

[@davidhong1934]

One thousand likes, and yet no reply? I will fix that.

[@joemoe5024]

One thousand likes, and yet no reply? I will fix that.

[@timetraveler7]

One thousand likes, and yet no reply? I will fix that.

[@thehunter3527]

If Mark accidentally sold Crystal Dimitrescu he would restart the game without a doubt just to get that back

[@elizabethlacy8869]

Oh absolutely 100% for sure and with no hesitation or remorse whatsoever somethin' like "heey uh my game file *mysteriously crashed* soooo...gotta play the whole thing again!"

[@technoboss448]

Mark “I’m not a masochist” “it’s not a sexual thing” Fischbach

[@threeowlsinaraincoat8042]

Fun fact Mark's last name is actually hyphenated! It's actually Fischbach-"power"

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

It's Mark Edward "Annus-I am not a masochist-It's not a sexual thing" Fischbach-Powers, if I recall correctly.

[@puberthorseradish6]

To quote Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fishbach: 8:22

[@UncleBubbl3s]

I'M YOUR 1,000TH LIKE. YOURE WELCOME

[@ALIK4T_07]

damn someone beat me to commenting this exact thing LOL

[@gelkoa3725]

we need to talk about the fact that Mark hates dolls and fears them but when he found out that Donna stole Lady D from him he went X games mode

[@jorgeperez3227]

The fact that I laughed about his phobia while remembering I hate creepy old dolls myself made it more awesome

[@gelkoa3725]

@@jorgeperez3227 literally me bfbslchks

[@finnjake7941]

No stg I hate dolls so much goin through that level was hell but Lady D really helped him overcome it I love it

[@alesabelen1558]

love makes you stronger. love makes you channel doomguy to protect the one you love

[@livmartin5920]

Game Developers: Let's make another horror sequel. Mark: His new dating app.

[@AC3handle]

Hunniepopmyveins

[@aeiou4184]

@@AC3handle LMAO

[@buddiosgaming8541]

Hahahaha

[@NathanielJordan85]

I think you mean dating sim.

[@monroerobbins7551]

I mean, better than most dating sims.

[@banetteisunderrated8823]

Even after becoming a dragon, Marks love for dimitrescu hadn't wilted. They are truly soulmates.

[@basaka434]

Markiplier: it's not a sexual thing. Narrator: it was a sexual thing..

[@celticknight221]

David Attenborough: "But it turns out, it IS a sexual thing. The Markimoo attempts to woo the much larger female... to no avail."

[@welshwolfie8806]

Read that as Stanley Parable's narrator 🤣

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Read it as the Scott Pilgrim narrator 😂 Scott: “It was a mutual thing.” Narrator: “It wasn’t”

[@AC3handle]

@@welshwolfie8806 some people don't think it be like dat, but it do

[@DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL]

Its not a sexual thing. Its about power.

[@urgence1271]

I will now forever refer to that castle as the ‘Dimitrescu Dimmidome’

[@robinwangai3303]

1:59

[@dabestorkposta]

Excuse me!? It's the dimitrescu duhgdougdeodematrescadome (Please don't hate me it's a joke)

[@CowKirbo]

The dimitrescu dimidome

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Dimmadommy mommy

[@urgence1271]

@@edgarbanuelos6472 why must you do this to us?

[@Dop4mineDeficit]

"It's not a sexual thing It's about power" - Markiplier

[@ghostk2785]

Right?

[@cheeto.burrito]

So he admits he's a masochist

[@TheSleepyowlet]

@@cheeto.burrito No, that's something entirely different. The word you're looking for is "submissive" 😁

[@Mr.Jordan17]

Minecraft! Thanks that's all.

[@BlastHeart96]

I mean tons of fetishes are built off of a power imbalance soo yeah lol

[@skeletaltrees]

i love how the compilation lasts way longer than she did

[@BeansOnButter]

Hehe, "lasts way longer"

[@skeletaltrees]

@@BeansOnButter 👀👀👀👀

[@ravenID429]

And much longer than he probably did

[@explosivepotato3101]

​@@ravenID429PLEASE 💀😭🔥

[@joslindarling2818]

Lady D: "...and I will break you!" Mark: 😏

[@rodrickswife9676]

OH MY- 😭✋

[@Rad_Akali]

Honestly same

[@YungKatVR]

yep lol

[@4563609]

😩👍

[@arighostea]

Mark, your masochism is showing.

[@Fanrule]

He killed her daughters, ransacked her home, and turned her into a crystal statue...This is how Markiplier shows LOVE.

[@darklordchinchin8190]

Like a song of Hamilton "....I'll kill all your friends and family to remind you my love...."

[@HarpyMortem]

He gone Yandere again🤭

[@themimsy]

Amy, RUN!

[@doerflingerf]

rip Amy

[@josephadams6351]

Don't you mean LOV from undertale. Level of violence

[@xxdepressedgayxx6928]

I love how Mark was so busy simping over Dimistrescu that he forgot he was playing a horror game

[@ktc776]

We all did.

[@morefrecklesthansense9817]

Wait it's a horror game...?

[@coolgreenbug7551]

He never simped over her, it wasn't about that, *IT WAS ABOUT POWER*

[@Haki145]

@@coolgreenbug7551 WE STAY HORNY WE GET DEVOURED

[@Darkseidsolosfiction]

​@@morefrecklesthansense9817 it turns into a horror game after she turns into that disgusting monster

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

“I’m not actually sure this was Lady Dimitrescu.” *Shows ‘Crystal Dimitrescu’* “Wife? Oh wife? Listen, don’t be mad,I met this other woman, it’s hard to explain- well actually it’s easy to explain: She’s twice your height.” *Those two moments will forever be my favorite parts of Mark’s Simping Journey for Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.*

[@aag2139]

Mark and Wife taking turns standing on eachothers shoulders with a large oversized trenchcoat so they can go on dates with Lady Dimitrescu and at least seem the appropriate height

[@Pandora_Ravenheart]

Lady D: Hang him up Her daughters: Yes, mother Mark: Yes mother...

[@sainamoosavi3614]

Lady d: What Mark: What

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? so-

[@tompusslicker6312]

Surely you mean, yes mammy!

[@grumblebuggyspergamatron6466]

Imagine trying to scare people and be taken seriously and the protagonist just wants you to sit on his face.

[@gh.7185]

lmao

[@jjcrossingd9565]

lmao

[@Person7503]

I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a long while 🤣

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

Lady Demetrscu: hurts Markiplier In any way. Mark: “Jokes on you I’m into that”

[@Sode_GrapeNephilim]

Lady Dimitrescu: gets hurt only a little bit Mark (And the rest of the simps): WHO HAS UPSET MY LADY?!?!!!?

[@Sammy-Demon50]

@@Sode_GrapeNephilim the rest... I think mark got that all on his own

[@stickykeys7413]

*not a masochist*

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

@@stickykeys7413 “someone might think I’m some kind of a masochist”

[@elizacarrie7433]

Lady Demetresque attacks Markiplier Mark: “nOw ThAtS A pOwEr i cAn rEsPeCttttt”

[@ralola1]

Marky is that Himbo man who is not intimidated by powerful women instead he is greatly attracted to them. What a king 10/10

[@ROSRay-ww3to]

“Wife? I’ve met someone. It’s hard to explai- actually no it’s not, *she’s twice/thrice your height.”*

[@NoobGamer-hn5rs]

i think he said thrice ..... as in 3 times your height.... thats what it sounded like to me

[@youseffmohamed3860]

Triple

[@名前-o7o]

"and can turn into a giant tentacle monster."

[@kissarococo2459]

a mere woman cannot fight against her....literally.

[@ique8698]

"this is not a sexual thing, it's about power, right?" - Markiplier

[@dont9073]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĘ’m

[@cyrus2430]

also mark: guys i’m not a masochist cmon

[@gvxni]

@DON’T that joke died in 2018

[@offcialcatzbee8347]

@@dont9073 ok?

[@offcialcatzbee8347]

@F**СK ME - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ oh look a bot get outta here

[@wd3185]

"I'm not a masochist" "It's a power thing, not a sexual thing" Look, Mark, it's okay. You don't have to be afraid to tell us, we'll accept you as you are.

[@Khan-hk5qm]

I wont.

[@4162-j8h]

@@Khan-hk5qm But I will, so ha.

[@KittyKatty999]

Yeah Mark. Even if you were a Sadist we would still love and accept you. Well I would anyway. XD

[@RottenHeretic]

kinda creepy but aight

[@HectaSpyrit]

We all get it Mark, we're in the same boat, it's okay

[@Salmaniack]

I'm so disappointed Mark never got killed even once by Lady Dimitrescu. He missed all those cutscenes and dialogues, especially that laughter after she slices off the head.

[@glyddaylight7755]

okay hear me out. Mark playing this game again, but with the eye tracker

[@blabberbub733]

You reaaalllyy want Amy to break up with him don't you xD

[@boopy73]

@@blabberbub733 LMAOOOO

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@blabberbub733 Amy: I heard you talking to Lady Dimitricu again! Mark: Amy it’s not what you think!!! Amy: I won’t hesitate BITCH (pulls out a gun an pew pews)

[@manoliskaradonis2289]

Don't do my man like that

[@Thebiteof2914]

That would be deadly

[@shinesnakeeold7447]

“I don’t like to hold on to things” *pulls out crystal statue* “Actually nevermind”

[@ruesylvester]

that statue is sick af

[@oskarshima]

Mark: “Babe, hey babe. Look, it’s your castle” Lady Dimidome: 👁👄👁

[@erentheyeagerist7174]

*Mean while Crystal Dimidome:* I'm Crystal Dimidome now.. you stupid man-thing!!

[@venusqueen2610]

DIMIDOME-

[@davidhong1934]

@@venusqueen2610 Owner and founder of the Dimitrescu Dimmidome

[@palindrome2599]

…LOOK 👀

[@RepublicOfUs]

Lady Dimidome: "That's right!"

[@Kapricorn1]

Mark's face at 2:44 had me howling. That's a "Dont threaten me with a good time" face

[@silverpslm]

I hope someone makes a crystal statue of Lady Dimetrescu for Markiplier.

[@baguetteofchaos7083]

Life size of course...

[@dabestorkposta]

@@baguetteofchaos7083 oh no

[@ktc776]

@@dabestorkposta Oh yes

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Imagine if they made a lady dimitrescu statue product and Amy gifted it to Mark...

[@Creative_Teaholic]

He'd appreciate the "power" depicted in that statue.

[@kaunghtet3241]

I'd like to imagine a scenario where Lady D just tired of our shit and then try to avoid us in the castle. Like us going "Honey! I'm home. I met your brother on the way to the castle btw. He's extra grumpy today." and Lady D is like "Ah shit, He's back again."

[@myshitshow1457]

lmao fr

[@vampier97]

Yeees

[@nightynightshade]

😂😂😂

[@ThMnWthNNm]

Like the GTA meme “Aww shit, here we go again.”

[@novawildpaw3732]

i think there is a mod out there for that... not sure... but there is many Lady Dimitrescu mods so might take a while to find it... not complaining tho...

[@MiraTheWarlock]

Everyone: *thirsting over Alcina Dimitrescu* Everyone when they see her true form: Instant Regret Markiplier: FOOLS!

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Mark loves tall powerful women, who knew?

[@rikkucollins205]

Not just him. A lot of us girls simped so hard we converted to monster "lovers" right alongside him. "Step on me mushroom dragon mommy" was certainly my first thought.

[@beaniepanini]

I will never regret simping for My Lady Dimitrescu

[@Aladayle]

@@rikkucollins205 It's always nice to see a fellow monster enthusiast in the wild

[@shardinhand1243]

as a transhumanist and a furry, i know there are many types of beautiful beyond the mundain frail human form....

[@ellenskipper7888]

Why did I laugh the most when he was like: "Did someone very tall just arrive home?"

[@ellenskipper7888]

Looking back, I realize, now… … … … That large “bump” sound that came before… could’ve been their/her head hitting the top of the threshold. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ShortHax]

The memes of 5'10" Markiplier fawning over 9'6" Lady Dimitrescu are endless

[@xxgacha_roblox_lpsxxswift3938]

Lol

[@claranadine1086]

@Logan no

[@jaylicator]

Mark is 5' 8

[@Archive_7802]

I want to see someone make them _Comically Large_ and _Comically Small_

[@frankjoji1987]

Wait I’m taller than Markiplier??

[@kevinsaidhi875]

Mark “If she ain’t 9’6 tall, she isn’t perfect at all” Fischbach

[@channary2550]

Don’t tell Amy

[@LXW-Arts]

@@channary2550 Amy the hedgehog is dating Mark. Does sonic know (Hhehe it's a joke)

[@Quinton_jazzz]

Right after he said amy is one of the sweetest things in his last video 🤣

[@tylord.]

@@zodiac1207 :O

[@channary2550]

@@LXW-Arts I mean, not with Amy’s hammer, no 😂

[@saltystick_99]

See, the true proof that Mark actually loves Dimitrescu is because the moment he saw her monster form, he still went on about how much "Power" she has. Mark ain't no coward and that's a power that I too respect.

[@InsaneLaughter01]

He’s into teritophilia like the rest of us monsterhumpers lmao

[@k-boi420]

You don't truly love a character if you are disgusted by their other forms... (If they take more than one look)

[@thek2despot426]

@@InsaneLaughter01 *_One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble!_*

[@jamieadams2589]

@@k-boi420 what of they love to be disgusted by them?

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@jamieadams2589 that's an exception

[@heyhey5462]

"I'm not so sure that was Lady Dimitrescu." *Crystal Dimitrescu statue obtained* Ah, the comedic timing.

[@mariahevans6940]

Mark: “I respect the POWER, nothing sexual about it, okay?” Also Mark: “look, BABE, it’s your castle”

[@salmontrip1455]

I don't see how babe is sexual XD

[@heradow4672]

I mean he didn't mind when she turned into a giant beast that was more powerful, he even complimented it

[@SierraAAM]

@@heradow4672 7:56 and "it's the backdoor to your place, babe" should be enough to confirm what op is.. suggesting, lmao

[@Airhersalderaz]

Maggie Robertson: Hello Manthing. Markiplier: I can't describe it but...I LOVE YOUR VOICE uncontrollably...!!

[@mr.spaceaids5379]

@@SierraAAM .... 7:50 *insert bruh*

[@ToJoAudio]

"I'm not a masochist" "Its not a sexual thing" Its okay mark, we understand 😂😂😂😂

[@RamuneSky]

69 likes, nice boo it went away quickly

[@nelle301]

@Logan ???

[@faultf4]

@@nelle301 just a spam comment, let him be. Being ignored is their weakness

[@endermatter9685]

@Logan No hes bad for simping for a fictional villian that only wants to murder you, plus he has a gf. Also Fortnite is bad too.

[@heradow4672]

@@endermatter9685 he isnt actually simping for demitrescu its all just a bit on how everyone else is so he makes jokes

[@rlchamp7019]

Lady D: All this for a child THAT ISN'T HERE! Mark: I did this for a child?

[@MinhNguyen-ue5ct]

What child? Where?

[@hejker9782]

you just made my day

[@rlchamp7019]

@@hejker9782 anything to please a fellow comrade

[@rlchamp7019]

@Filip Abrahamsson OUR! child

[@rlchamp7019]

@Logan :0

[@emma_nutella58]

“What is more masculine? Dominating a chick who is smaller than you or conquering a fucking Goliath?” -Some short guy

[@rielaxault]

Based. Also... forgot to add the part where she's WEAKER too by default per size comparison. Smaller and weaker from the offset? Oh yeah, you're such a huge strong man /sarcasm

[@phi7534]

see, the problem in this context is that i don't think mr iplier is interested in doing the conquering here, per se

[@Cboy28839]

We don't talk about Mark's height sir

[@mattruttan6945]

Is that from ChrisRayGun?

[@aisu6473]

Donna heard Mark talking shit about her house so she made her level his personal nightmare and for good measure took his Crystal Dimitrescu out of spite, that's what I'm believing

[@lunaalsephina]

😂😂

[@captainlastreo5160]

I'd be decking the fucker that walks up to my house and starts dissing it.

[@sevuvidramus1717]

Such a funny moment

[@Jaybuddodoom]

I’m taking this as canon and you can’t change my mind

[@A-Microwave]

little did she realize taking the crystal was a fatal mistake

[@spydorz2084]

Mark: playing Resident Evil 8 KZbin: "ah yes, this is Bloodborne"

[@YungStoney710]

I was very confused on this...

[@eureka2163]

I don't know why KZbin even confuse resident evil with Bloodborne. . . . .

[@tonysonions2860]

@@eureka2163 yeah, its not like both of them has bosses with massive hps, are held in castles, and bosses mutate into horrifying monsters

[@knightmare3706]

YT is kinda retarded like that.

[@tonysonions2860]

@Logan what, disstracks that make my ears bleed? I don't think so

[@Grimm_Book]

*Lady Dimitrescu dies Mark: ………..she’s fine *Proceeds to carry her corpse around. 😰

[@samthehypotheticaldad]

As a (short) man who is in a relationship with a tall queen, I can relate to Mark in this vid. My partner suggested they dress up as Lady D for Halloween one year…I may have lost it…

[@zoeadkins9095]

If you haven't heard it already, I highly recommend JT's "Tall Woman". It'd be perfect if that comes to flurition.

[@illukimao]

fans don’t even need to make the compilation, he made it himself lmao

[@youthisreadwrong2274]

@RandomizedPotato “What are you gay?” (It’s a reference pls lol)

[@srsabyssify]

"Yea"

[@lazer2414]

lol i just noticed

[@emmaschulman2147]

LMAO FR

[@scott7679]

LMAOAAO

[@ThallVic]

• Bela - Yes, mother. • Cassandra - Yes, mother. • Markiplier - *Yes, mother!* • Freud - He's the one playing a game, but I'm the real winner here.

[@thalia.tenebris]

This is so underrated lmao Sigmund would love to see this

[@romain8996]

“Private” “Keep out” Everyone : *That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read*

[@dont9073]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRĘ)))

[@KingSolidTails]

@@dont9073 Okay

[@shotbycupid3927]

everyone: what up im jared im 19 and i never learned how to read

[@ryancale2745]

What dose this say I cant read this

[@jleemirabueno6266]

People in this comment section are weird

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

Always makes me curious to see how these actual evil super villains would react to a character who acts like the audience in universe. Like would she be confused, scared, or aroused? Who to tell?

[@aag2139]

She seems to hate men in general, but she might let the lady and nb simps around to work for her if they showed up

[@katylepetsos7512]

Imagine how Mark would react if he accidentally sold Lady Dimitrescu’s Crystalized corpse to Duke. Oh the rage that would ensue.

[@fahrenheit2101]

He'd load a previous save instantly, no question about it.

[@katylepetsos7512]

@JadeRider6 OH THATS RIGHT!!!! I remember that, he was so angry at himself.

[@sholahverassa8582]

@JadeRider6 no No NO *NO*. No.

[@neeltjeschmidt]

@JadeRider6 ahhhh how could we forget?😂 the dedication this man has is remarkable (no pun intended)

[@candybiboba9216]

oh especially Dukes reaction when u sell Crystal Dimitrescu

[@ItMeT0ken]

I'm waiting for the day that Mark has a sit down interview with Maggie Robertson (the voice of Lady Dimitrescu)

[@meme-bu8qu]

I want this to happen now. I want him surprised by the voice actress.

[@WhistlingWillow]

Haha, Maggie is six feet tall. That would be mighty interesting.

[@doctorelfinstone1414]

Lordy what I’d *actually* pay in real human dollars to see those two wholesome chaotic beans interact! 😆

[@jorgeperez3227]

Has this happened yet?

[@angelbloodshinra]

I want to see her react to this compilation, too.

[@aboringredmop]

Markiplier isn’t a masochist, he’s just very ... passionate

[@polotag9714]

Gotta be passionate about giving the *respect*

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

About power

[@shadowdevil6282]

Lmao

[@LB0206]

8:20 ... Yep. Uh-huh. Totally.

[@Same_Local.Insomnic]

My favorite part it how he isn’t whatsoever disrespectful when he talks about her, it’s just pure respectful, impressed, amazed praise and I’m here for it ✋

[@midnight4685]

The comedic timing of Mark saying that he didn't think the Dimitrescu he killed was her and immediately getting the Crystal Dimitrescu is peak comedy

[@alphakowaclips]

No copium allowed 😂

[@damotoneko1500]

*Lady Demitrescu:* I fear no man thing! But that... **Thirsty Mark Appears** *Lady Demitrescu:* It scares me...

[@derrickdavis3888]

Uhh.. You forgot the fly swatter

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I appreciate your decision to swap the position of the word "thing;" it's the little things

[@IsabelleHAwesomegirl]

Thirsty Mark is just Heehoo

[@illyr8590]

You can clearly imagine the face she makes if ever a Thirsty Mark appears 😂

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

@@illyr8590 somewhere between disgust and dread

[@jdeeee044]

Mark: "It's not a sexual thing..." Also Mark: "Remember? Such great memories... maemmaries... mammaries"

[@ZahidKhan-qs3wl]

It's so funny seeing mark crawl towards her frantically trying and calling her as she gets out the door is so funny it's as if mark is chasing her and not the other way around.

[@lonelybag8510]

markiplier: "I want a woman who can destroy my head between her thighs. no offense amy" amy: "no no, I agree with you. i feel the same way."

[@EliteGamers]

Source?😂

[@icosidodecahedron]

Took me off guard

[@BrooklyFire]

thats kinda the definition of THICC

[@MidnightSonnet]

If Amy worked on buffing up her thighs, she could theoretically fulfill at least one of Mark's kinks

[@jbwarner8626]

Remember, he's not a masochist, he just wants to see if his body can take it.

[@JoeTheOriginalOne]

New title: "MARKIPLIER AND 50 SHADES OF DIMITRESCUE"

[@bigmonke5309]

69th like, nice

[@noahlirbon]

lmao

[@brightluminaries8642]

LMAO

[@lilithriddle8612]

Due I'm dying... nicely put.

[@Ican3sleepxd]

*I cackled-*

[@swaggyjoe5327]

Mark: “I’m not a masochist” “this isn’t a sexual thing” Lady Dimitrescu: are you sure about that?

[@swampwaffle74]

Be careful what you wish for mark.

[@lukascisar6740]

@@swampwaffle74 Exactly.

[@VorpalSpider69]

Mark: “this isn’t a sexual thing, this is about power” Also Mark: “she could crush my head with her thighs!!!!”

[@swaggyjoe5327]

@@VorpalSpider69 AHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@catjayp]

The part where he says "I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu" and then he obtains the crystal remains of her body is still the funniest part of his whole playthrough. 5:13

[@roaktornokar4032]

I love the fact that Lady Dimitrescu is in every single thumbnail of this let's play

[@kori7148]

I am such a dummy I haven't noticed this, now I looked it up and this made me laugh soo much 😂

[@Donjuliosmother]

No she's not

[@SaylorDavisSS]

@@Donjuliosmother Look in the corners of some of the videos, the crystal figure of her is in each one, or her actual body is.

[@bluegem2622]

Cmon two more likes we're on the right track to summoning the ladyyyyy

[@roaktornokar4032]

Thank you all for the likes :3

[@kiwuwuwu]

He carries around her crystal the same way Mary Shelley carried around her husband's calcified heart XD

[@danielhebard1865]

This comment will go over so many heads lmao.

[@arighostea]

I appreciate this comment a lot.

[@alesabelen1558]

Oh yeah, thats some modern Gothic Romance shit

[@cronchybo]

Mary Shelley did what now

[@kiwuwuwu]

@@cronchybo she did lol

[@isaacandluxo5463]

Someone needs to send Markiplier a scale replica of the crystal dimitrescadome. I bet within a week he starts praying to it

[@kori7148]

I mean who wouldn't want a crystal dimitrescu? It would look soo amazing!

[@bigbouncybagels6207]

Or it’ll prolly have a hole in the back of it 😳

[@ahardworker2154]

@@bigbouncybagels6207 ew

[@yasminleveauparis6701]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SodiumSunset]

@@bigbouncybagels6207 it's about POWER, not sex 😤

[@LuLu-Sil]

2:33 same energy as "Don't worry little controller, I won't break you unless you deserve to be broken. The same goes for all of you."

[@javimarrero94]

Lady D: *Becomes a bloodthirsty vampire-dragon aberration that screeches and destroys everything in its path* Mark: *SIMPS HARDER*

[@godlikeselephants]

Proof that's its only about power. That's it.

[@snappishtemperament213]

The man's got taste

[@bookishnewt8468]

Lady Dimitrescu could pick Mark up and crush him with her bare hands; he would just stare at her in awe.

[@LXW-Arts]

Okay hear me out what if Japan makes a replica of Lady Dimitrescu's castle and the sisters yell raw at because the whole castle is a huge haunted house then towards the end Lady Alcina shows up

[@BobbyJohnPhil]

@Logan Jeffy "Wanna see my pencil?" (Official music video)

[@dewitter323]

to be fair, i would too

[@PJOZeus]

Alcina choking Mark, Mark just drooling down himself, starstruck eyes, cannot hear a single word, too entranced to care

[@yelhsa._.]

Then sploosh everywhere before he died lol

[@thanapeiro]

The title: “Markiplier’s PRIVATE video” The 1 mil + viewers: “OUR private video 😏” Edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKING THIS I WROTE THIS AT 3 AM WHEN I FELT LIKE I WAS HIGH BC I COULDN'T SLEEP 😭

[@ikizumari7314]

Comrade

[@skinnyfists0303]

*soviet anthem plays*

[@corrat4866]

A wild Kv-2 has appeared to applaud your zeal comrade.

[@queenthot1438]

Hello comrade!

[@Retaliatixn]

*Laughs in communism.*

[@Skalesthegoat]

I love how Mark went from simping for lady dimitrescu and having a load of fun in a horror game to running for dear life from a giant murder fetus. The change of scenery was so fast Edit: he then forgets his fears when he realised he's been kidnapped and destroys everything in his path

[@delborne3384]

someone: *takes crystal dimitrescu* mark: your free trial of living has *ENDED*

[@Airhersalderaz]

Maggie Robertson: Hello Manthing. Markiplier: I can't describe it but...I LOVE YOUR VOICE uncontrollably...!!

[@dillonn3918]

Lol 😂 I’m dying right now

[@nintage]

no one: lady dimitrescu: the daughters: mother miranda: crystal dimitrescu chilling in ethan's pocket: mark: "THE POWER!"

[@roddie0152]

Alternate title: Markiplier saying the words "Respect", "TALL" and "DIMETRESCU" almost 10 minutes straight. And also "power"

[@SapphicPixel]

And power

[@DayaxWolf]

Don't forget, "it's not a sexual thing"

[@deidredarling8352]

DONT forget POWER

[@catherineblack2438]

Do I hear an idea for a drinking game?

[@DanaKPetty]

You forgot power

[@the-0cean-tde584]

“Such great maim-ories.” Yes, she spent the whole time trying and succeeding in maiming him and Mark looked at her and went “Thank you, m’lady.” with hearts in his eyes

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: *has a date with Lady Dimitrescu* Everyone: "Don't tell Amy!"

[@ninja4895]

@Logan that's a joke right?

[@kane0]

@Logan shut up fortnight is complete $#!% and apex and pubg is better

[@fragnis5804]

@@ninja4895 i think his joking

[@silverdouser]

That remembered me of [REDACTED] with all that week Amy wasn't at home... Ah yes mere mortals won't understand.. sad

[@AsherLogan129]

Also Everyone: “Wait, I thought Amy showed you this!”

[@KineticKricket]

Mark: sees a woman he finds beautiful and respectable… “What power!” Also Mark: “LADY! LADY! LADY! Look at me!”

[@Narinjas]

YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ME!

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "If she isn't 9'6 tall, she's isn't perfect at all!" Everyone: "Don't tell Amy!"

[@elizabethwoolard4207]

Hey you watch sykunno i see your comments all the time over there

[@aafyr3]

But Amy told him !

[@kakyoin5713]

@@aafyr3 but she didnt expect that Markimoo will simp for Lady dimitrescu

[@danyaljamil1677]

preferably she should be 6'9.

[@Alucard45000]

@@kakyoin5713 Oh I bet she did.

[@annam.1395]

Its honestly not ok how much I come back to watch this to laugh and remember these moments with our lady

[@naudroskam]

Same. This entire video is comedy gold

[@aeolanyiramoon6260]

Same here, this cures my depression

[@pookachu150]

Mark: "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

[@ScoutBostonAnonStuds]

Amy: ....

[@SgtIronbeak]

Ma'am.... please... *you have to crush me.*

[@anib8863]

@@ScoutBostonAnonStuds I mean she could.

[@jojo-b55]

Agreed

[@carsongreer6078]

Most people: running away from lady dimitrescu during the game Mark: chasing after her as she runs away

[@mast3gam3r18]

yep.

[@daniroseheart620]

Same Mark

[@andybrooks7228]

Kind of reminds you of Pepé Le Pew.

[@carsongreer6078]

@@andybrooks7228 fr i didnt think ab that lol

[@murraythemiser8358]

Lady D: “Show me your terror!” Markiplier: “Lady we’ve just met.” 😂

[@Tamed_Delirium]

i didnt get that one, explain pls

[@roo8874]

@@Tamed_Delirium terror = dick, to put it bluntly

[@tired247]

Game: "Dimitrescu: an unfit vessel for Eva" Markiplier: She is very gorgeous to _me!_ 👆

[@mariaf.1732]

Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself. It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.

[@jackquentin1950]

As an averaged-height guy who's secure about himself, I can tell ya with 100 percent certainty that height doesn't make a woman less feminine. When I was in University, I had a huge crush on this girl who was at least a foot taller than me lmao

[@-.__-.__]

Real men want a lady D in their life. No doubt

[@mammabrunobucciarati5779]

As a short ish guy, dating a 6'2" woman who wore 6" heels to add to that height, was an a great experience for sure!

[@okay9439]

Me too!

[@dragonheart1236]

From what I've experienced, secure guys like tall girls just fine, some prefer them more then others. To the majority of secure guys, your height doesn't matter, just your personality

[@kayleighvermillion1600]

I imagine Amy seeing this, remembering that she's the one who showed Mark this game, and shrugging while drinking tea and cuddling Henry.

[@GrimTheDestroyer]

Who's Henry

[@andrewfell7642]

@@GrimTheDestroyer wut

[@kayleighvermillion1600]

@@GrimTheDestroyer Henry's one of the dogs. There's Chica and Henry

[@GrimTheDestroyer]

@@kayleighvermillion1600 so he had two dogs, I thought he had only chica

[@kayleighvermillion1600]

@@GrimTheDestroyer If I remember right, Henry is technically Amy's and not Marks. But Chica's shows up in more vids

[@lillyhebert9536]

Now ladies remember, if he doesn’t look at you the way Mark looks at Lady Dimitrescu you don’t need him in your life🙃

[@cascas9656]

That are some high standards

[@nightbearsnebula]

Those are some good high standards lol

[@Slifer8521]

If you don't look like lady d herself then don't expect to be looked at.

[@Mischieftheclown]

dump his ass lol

[@redrootv221]

@@Slifer8521 I think you got that wrong bud if she looks like lady d fucking run

[@pavoldanko4811]

I love the idea of Ethan trying to date Dimitrescu but accidentally wiping out her entire bloodline.