WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??

[@DillonBVibin]

Markiplier wants to be crushed. Not because he's a masochist or anything, he just wants to see if he can handle it

[@michaelzhang9806]

Yes, not a masochist.

[@motifity3416]

...by a tall lady with huge badonkadonks in specific.

[@maplechuuni]

this comment fucking wins dude I'm dying here

[@whiteknight3929]

This is what it means to go even further beyond!

[@draisens]

Poor Amy.

[@SkibidiSigmaOG]

"Who's HER mom?!?!" Man is asking the real questions already

[@qodbop425]

How tf i could read this and a second later he said that

[@deandresinclair]

I don't think they have a mom

[@dogboi76]

@@deandresinclair I dont think you watched the trailer like literally you must not have

[@lukacalov1988]

She ll be the main villain in Resident evil 9

[@emmasparks5971]

“its not a sexual thing” is starting to sound a whole lot like “im not a masochist”

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

I never thought i would see Mark simp over an evil character before 🤣

[@cannon-evans]

The more you joke about something, the closer to reality it becomes!

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

@@cannon-evans Now that you mention it, maybe i can try that to finally get a boyfriend 🤣

[@zed7038]

😳

[@yeetskeetselfdelete5638]

@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Hey it worked for me. I mean we only lasted like 4 months but it still worked lmfao

[@dopeflamingo]

Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing. Everyone: Press "X" to doubt.

[@yuridc1780]

X

[@liliyass]

X

[@irishhamiltonmemes6748]

X

[@annegerbek1732]

X

[@ador3qr]

X

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

“It’s not a sexual thing, it’s about power!” Is the new “I’m not a masochist, I just want to rest my limits”

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

Test*

[@Hayter200]

@@lebendigesgespenst7669 you can edit comnent

[@Hayter200]

@@lebendigesgespenst7669 comment*

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

@@Hayter200 yeah but I hate doing it because it leaves a mark like “(edited)” leaving a level of ambiguity over weather or not my original comment said anything close to what it currently says and that stresses me out

[@Hayter200]

@@lebendigesgespenst7669 that was a joke lad

[@lezley8465]

Mark: I want a woman who can crush my head *Hes not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can take it*

[@angelicsailor1st]

Remember him and Ethan trying to crack watermelons with their thighs ? Yeah me too.

[@Aeternus75]

@@angelicsailor1st yea remember when on Unnus- ThE DaNcE Of ItAlYy Oh WoAh WoAh WoAh

[@oneartsygal]

He wants to go even further beyond

[@Aeternus75]

@@oneartsygal his masochism- AHEM I mean his limits have been broken like 5 times on Unnus Anne’s videos lol

[@cartiercrisis7171]

If he dies he dies

[@LMC_Jarred]

"I'm not a masochist." "She's got Freddy Kreuger hands." I love you, Mark.

[@YungSnoopy]

😂😂😭 my favorite part lol

[@thenorseman6995]

Laughed may ass off at that part!

[@YungSnoopy]

@@thenorseman6995 same 😂😂

[@Dekker95]

Want's a lady that can crush him in between her thighs... but only because he wants to see if his body can handle it.

[@naegnaslicob]

Gay

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Hopefully Markiplier finds out that Lady Dimitrescu's voice actress Maggie Robertson saw this video, lol. 😂

[@newbie6377]

Link?

[@lunarrequiem3442]

Can i ask what timestamp where she talks about it? I know the link but idk where is the timestamp lmao

[@charadreemurr5121]

HOLY SHIT

[@marieelainefajardo8231]

@@lunarrequiem3442 I got you!! 2:24:50

[@meganberck6037]

I was just about to comment this 😂 She thought it was hilarious.

[@blseodm]

Markiplier: "I'm not horny. I'm just *VERY* intrigued."

[@calthekonqueror312]

*VERY*

[@Dao128]

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

[@diybeast3943]

bae....sup bae

[@calthekonqueror312]

@@diybeast3943 You mean best?

[@calthekonqueror312]

@@diybeast3943 I thought it was pretty funny but I've learned that one person's cringe is another's comedy

[@CeliaNightstep]

Comments: "DONT TELL AMY" Amy: "No I'm with Mark on this..."

[@yerej2463]

Are you amy?

[@CeliaNightstep]

@@yerej2463 why would I be amy?

[@yerej2463]

@@CeliaNightstep i don't know

[@Lillith-uj7tt]

She was the one who told him about her

[@garlicisnice]

One thousandth like

[@neal2399]

“WHO’S HER MOM?” The sheer unbridled joy at the possibility of an even BIGGER mommy vampire gf is something I can connect to spiritually

[@greek9174]

The bigger the better!

[@TheIgnitionCollective]

i require a 10ft mommy vampire gf.

[@neal2399]

@@greek9174 i will scale Mt. Thigh-High for a night in her caverns

[@shiro_mafaalu1540]

@@neal2399 now this comment is gold

[@LightStreak567]

@@TheIgnitionCollective She is 9'6, I just learned that today

[@Not_Soundwave]

And with this game, everyone figured out they have a giantess kink.

[@nullpoint3346]

Minigiantess.

[@nullpoint3346]

Almost nobody who thinks wants a 20 foot tall partner, but some people who do want it start to think about how to make it work. I happen to be 2 of those people, but only because the lot of us are cursed to think of literally everything at all times.

[@linkinlog8543]

I already know I have a size difference kink ok

[@leonardo9259]

@@linkinlog8543 ^

[@themustardman219]

I didn't. Personally, it's a turn off.

[@TheCdetonados]

"It's not a sexual thing, it's about power" Yep, Mark is 100% a masochist

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Yeah that's literally what a masochist/submissive would say lol

[@Dezte]

My soul is resonating with those words

[@memorableman3709]

But he is not a masochist, hes just curious how much the body can take

[@trenchytimbers6700]

Nah that’s just being a man

[@sexdream2013]

problem?

[@azthmaticnerd1828]

Mark has never simped for a character period, and to see him simp so hard for her is just funny as all getout.

[@Lucinoxe_Halliday]

Craig

[@thelotuseater6496]

Twintelle

[@thenugget166]

Wait until thumbnails xD

[@arn3107]

@@Lucinoxe_Halliday ?

[@SilverChicken64]

Craig

[@13Pyrowolf]

"it's not a sexual thing" "I'm not a masochist" I'm seeing a pattern here

[@pixelizedgenocide2370]

Me thinks he doeth protest too much XD

[@adexab]

Markiplier is a tsundere confirmed

[@mimiii1919]

the fact that lady d’s voice actress has actually seen this video sends me😭 Edit: for those who wanna know, her VA is Maggie Robertson! 💞

[@almirulmuqminin4769]

LOL REALLY I NEED A LINK 😂😂

[@mimiii1919]

@@almirulmuqminin4769 it’s on Dan Allen Gaming’s channel 😩 around 2:24:50

[@snappishtemperament213]

@@mimiii1919 oml thank you op

[@mattblaster2378]

We going to ignore that the one to tell mark about this women is Amy. Not bob, Wade, Ethan, or lixain but Amy

[@monkegeneral6029]

Ride Wife Life good Wife fights back Kill wife Think about wife Regret...

[@thedarkurge420]

Sean made a video as well, didn't he?

[@basquitt9738]

Plot twist: Amy would also like to get her skull crushed 😂

[@AiliasFox]

@@basquitt9738 Exactly what I thought! 😆

[@allysonlippert]

@@thedarkurge420 yes.

[@aliyahl112]

"I'm not a masochist" "I want a woman who could crush me," -Markiplier 2020/21

[@im2tired2die78]

Some one clip that we need proof for he denies it

[@loganentertainment1814]

Yep.

[@lad8855]

"Mark is a masochist" confirm

[@skelebro9999]

He's a weeb

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

sad Amy noises

[@emilylyver729]

I love how he didn't even play the demo he just stared at pictures for six minutes 😂

[@LucienneintheDreaming]

😂 I was hoping for the demo and it never came 😂😂

[@solidsnake9898]

Why bother!

[@gracevoss]

He literally says in the beginning “I want a woman who can crush my head between her legs/thighs” and he says it’s not a sexual thing it’s about power ITS ABOUT BOTH THINGS 😂😂😂

[@LethalLunacyy]

“I’m not a masochist.” “I want a women who can crush my head with her thighs Mark is very Cultured like always

[@captainonomatopoeia]

Can Amy even crush Mark’s head with her thighs?

[@iamsam6111]

@@captainonomatopoeia probably, who knows

[@thicccrusade2302]

Didn't know he's this cultured. snu snu is highest culture.

[@brayangonzalez928]

I bet he wants to be picked up like in 1:25 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gamegeekz1]

Good taste 👌

[@ZeroMizKun]

Mark: Just found out about it Jack: Already posted gameplay of it 4 days ago

[@reb2cry]

A romanian that does english content commenting on a markiplier clip who reviews a romanian lady . Wonderful

[@atomicreactor6033]

I watched it yesterday and I really wanna play this game myself. But we have to wait until May for the full game

[@reb2cry]

But i luv ur nightcores

[@adaddylicious1748]

Lol nobody gives a shit

[@prump]

@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ 25 wtf

[@PaulFJarnes]

When Mark plays this game, it's gonna be 20 episodes of him intentionnally getting killed by Lady Dimitrescu

[@aliza_h]

I'd happily watch all of them

[@flintmidnight]

@@aliza_h me too

[@OceanRedux]

rofl

[@rageinggoblin]

that's how i plan on playing

[@Eric_The_Eccentric]

@@rageinggoblin me too 😁

[@vici163]

4:17 “I don’t care about a baby, I’ll figure it out when I play i-” “-YEEAH!” “aah dammit-“ “YEAAAAHH!!”

[@LiterallyRandomContent.]

۲۵۰ لایک و هیچ کامنت ؟ اجازه بده آنرا تعمیر کنم

[@Blake_Stone]

This man is SCANDALISED that nobody on the internet knows his kinks.

[@thenumbertwo9136]

@@Nonconformist515 yo Socrates it's a fucking meme

[@royal3809]

@@Nonconformist515 mans really wrote a whole essay because some random person made a joke

[@thenumbertwo9136]

@@royal3809 my dude also seems to think that we're all fuckin stupid because we like to laugh lmaoooo

[@royal3809]

@@thenumbertwo9136 lmao

[@basilstorm9461]

@@Nonconformist515 lmao calm down man

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

_"I'm not a masochist! I just like to test my limits!"_ _"It's not a sexual thing! It's just the power!"_

[@bribizlegaming6678]

"People die when they are killed."

[@deibygonzales1997]

lol

[@mrs.doctor1241]

Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@anthonywhite4656]

Ah fellow Russianbadger fan

[@bluerosekoro8875]

I’m not a sadist I just like hurting people

[@vancanninjaman1217]

Amy: Hey did you hear about the new resident evil lady? She’s 8 ft tall and- Mark: She is *W H A T*

[@LightStreak567]

9 feet, 6 inches tall

[@sunflowerglo1771]

I'm crying rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ermacmacro7136]

@@LightStreak567 With her heels

[@secretlybees]

​@@ermacmacro7136 victorian or edwardian heels (she dresses victorian/edwardian, though the rest of the style seems baroque) were typically not much higher than 2 inches, so they're not adding much

[@shmalexalex7102]

@@LightStreak567 A 9ft tall woman with the confidence to wear pumps is a force to be reckoned with.

[@jinx8evr]

4:58 I swear i can actually see hearts in mark’s eyes

[@cyber2952]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: "I want a woman that could crush my head in between her thighs"

[@KingDetonation]

That just means he's a man of culture

[@WackyHalo007]

But that's allot of men honestly

[@ajwhite13]

I mean same tho

[@AsparagusRex]

Well.. who wouldn't?

[@cyber2952]

😏

[@alexisjordan9055]

“Amy told me about this” That is the sign of a solid relationship

[@thatwitchmorri]

It doesn't matter where your man whets his appetite, so long as he comes home for dinner. xD

[@mimistardust3915]

It's... A video game lmao it wouldn't be that solid of a relationship if she genuinely got upset about him thirsting over _a bunch of pixels_ 😂😂💀

[@Conzp1racy]

Yup

[@namelessscarf]

Was also looking for "Edited by Amy (regretfully)" on the description

[@tdgransit9091]

@@mimistardust3915 One of my exes got REALLY angry at me for a thing I did... in her dream. Good for Mark & Amy!

[@fizzy_minx8372]

The title: “why didn’t you tell me about this?” Us: “this is why we didn’t tell you about this.”

[@jameshazlett405]

Three hundred likes my friend

[@donrekter2603]

2 comments but ton of like the heeck

[@DudeCole110]

Wdym this was amazing

[@AhmadTayib9]

Lady D Voice Actress (Maggie) Just said in interview That she's AWARE of Markiplier's Reaction and she love's it.

[@Dog_Mann]

I can't believe I lived long enough to see Mark start simping.

[@Pirateking1997]

2021 is starting on a whole different direction

[@fatfeline7164]

You seem to have forgotten Craig

[@jasmijn-1419]

Simping is simping

[@BurgerBoi1]

What about Twintelle tho

[@Mystical_Trickster]

not me either...0.0

[@Jonno92100]

"Don't tell Amy" But Amy was the one that told hi- "DON'T TELL AMY!"

[@YoMama9021]

Right this video is strange as fuck

[@SleekHeroo]

@@YoMama9021 hey its mark's fetish don't make fun of him >:(

[@trucnguyenphuocvinh4163]

@@SleekHeroo how does he have fetishes when he not even real

[@jackreid2664]

@@YoMama9021 bruh you don't want her to fatally injure you?

[@JumboHere]

“It’s not a sexual thing”

[@TheGamingPotato-lf9ec]

Bruh what you doing here

[@marzipan1405]

How many subs can I gain off this comment Current 489

[@ragnarokwaccoon]

Lol

[@samanthawoody9338]

That’s what he always says 😂

[@Tsukimi-chan]

Lol

[@scrumptioustelevision9764]

Markiplier: It’s not a sexual thing! David Attenborough: It was, indeed, a sexual thing.

[@grim__mc]

i love how amy is the one that told him about this she's just like "i know mark would like this"

[@Justin-qb1yw]

What a great girlfriend.

[@LadyZeke]

Amy is amazing!

[@jameing3176]

Just gained a sub

[@John25m6]

rule 34 it's like i get you homey

[@gagetaylor192]

A lot of people don't know how special a girl is when she can look at a video game character and proceed to think "my boyfriend would 100% love this".

[@queerqueeen97]

And he really tried to make us think he’s not a masochist

[@TheDeadman419]

maybe not a masochist, but possibly a macrophile

[@weirdart1638]

@@TheDeadman419 Mark is Mark that is all that is

[@TheEnabledDisabled]

@@TheDeadman419 Mark is me

[@Yeti-xc4jg]

He’s just testing his limits.

[@kaylaleyx3]

@@TheEnabledDisabled mark is

[@mysticanimation22]

Hey Mark, did you hear that there's a new Resident Evil demo? Supposed to have a tall female character in it. You might want to check it out!

[@juanmagana6952]

Oh man do you think he knows already???

[@HTK256]

@@juanmagana6952 Nah probably not

[@FAYcampers]

Mark will learn how to speedrun just to get to big lady at the end

[@thiccestboiinthewest8140]

@@FAYcampers lol definitely xd

[@ayoubsalhi8191]

he probably doesn't care about that kind of stuff

[@TryMike4instance]

1:28 Nobody runs in that family

[@papapalpatine8231]

Good one 😂

[@lewis5481]

Gahahaha

[@avns4910]

XD made my day

[@bluebunanimates6590]

*BRO* 😅😅

[@Lumbago-box]

I get iiiiit

[@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785]

Therapist: Lady Dimitrescu isn't real, she can't hurt you Me: I know, that's what's bothering me

[@cincomac6853]

damn :(

[@alyssaherrera4442]

I felt that on a spiritual level

[@fairy.015]

😩

[@angelob3295]

Bro he needs to play the demo then he'll simp even more

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

@@angelob3295 He probably doesn't have a PS5, since the demo is PS5 exclusive

[@gooberswag]

Amy was probably downstairs googling Lady Dimitrescu and simping like the rest of us.

[@deibygonzales1997]

Lol

[@Primeatren]

Or looking to cosplay and hit then gym for some head crushing thigh strength

[@greythomas6199]

Or she's watching Mark running to his office thinking what the fuck

[@silverink1824]

Oh she probably is I agree with you

[@silverink1824]

@@Primeatren honestly that would be an amazing thing I would squee about if it came to that in their relationship

[@whythenumber]

Mark: "i want her to crush me between her thighs" Also Mark: "its not a sexual thing"

[@adambarber4697]

It is for research, of the physical kind.

[@adambarber4697]

All he needs is lit candles and George Micheal's Careless Whisper playing in the background.

[@tntalchemist]

And he's not a masochist

[@mikerottler3639]

"Googles p**n of her"

[@Kreptic]

@@mikerottler3639 Yes google pawn of her, I agree

[@univular]

*When Capcom revealed she’s naturally 9 feet tall-*

[@thesigma_andtheligma]

Do you think she looks for 10ft tall men or women?

[@callmeravenlee1972]

@@thesigma_andtheligma I think she looks for people who are most squeezable into a wine glass

[@xKerebus]

RE devs: make her tall. Make her scary. Mark and Jack and everyone: shes mommy. She can step on me. Squash me.

[@thepizzatime3502]

😳

[@majordonut4022]

Yeah pretty accurate I was terrified when I saw it...but everyone wants to screw this character 0_0

[@UlvenDagoth]

and i hate it.

[@mosharrofsarker9247]

I guess tall girls have a chance ( as long their super hot but there are people who only care about personality :) )

[@andrewlance3898]

@@mosharrofsarker9247 Tall girls are top notch

[@TheEret]

This is a new side of Mark that I'm not sure I've seen before hahaha

[@witzaurd3537]

hi eret!

[@kaiknell9956]

None of us have seen this side before I don’t think haha

[@KC-xw2ue]

Hey Eret!

[@koalacreature6418]

Eret's here?! Yoo sick :D

[@voxelescent]

Yep, did not need to see this side of him

[@eranovablack]

He blames us for not telling him about her when really he should've sensed her existence the moment she appeared in the trailer

[@marcusj17]

He don't follow AAA games

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

I never thought i would see Mark simp over an evil character 🤣

[@griffins750]

@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Over an evil character? I never thought I would simp over anything lmao!

[@zed7038]

I sensed a disturbance in the force because she got badonkaloos that generate gravity.

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

@@griffins750 To be truly honest with everyone, i'm the biggest simp in the world, i always go crazy in love with attractive male characters i come in contact with 😅

[@xthebigZ25x]

If Amy cosplayed as Lady D, Mark’s brain will short circuit and never recover.

[@elizabethmaria_9201]

Alternate title: Markiplier simping over a tall woman for 6 minutes and 32 seconds straight

[@aviatorjames512]

32*

[@VirtuousWanderer]

32*

[@elizabethmaria_9201]

@@aviatorjames512 okok I changed it

[@thatguy3903]

Not just a tall woman, a MASSIVE woman

[@CourtofOwls92]

Simp is not a word Simpleton is which is what people who use the word simp are. The word Simpleton means dumb, ignorant of stupid not someone who ogles at beautiful women. Someone who ogles at beautiful women is called a perv or pervert or a creeper and is not illegal last time I checked. A lot of people do things like this it’s called being human.

[@orion_starchaser]

2020: "I'm not a masochist" 2021: "It's not a sexual thing" - Markiplier, the epitome of denial.

[@mlgdoge6514]

2022: "It's just a phase"

[@ItsAMeMilkTea]

2023: Alright so I AM a masochist *He’ll go straight into acceptance

[@evanr1814]

05:50

[@faircailin]

“It’s about power. It’s not about pleasure, it’s about power.” Mark you are literally just a submissive and u want lady dimitrescu to be ur dominatrix

[@roxierevonae8006]

Amy is totally his mommy. Let's be real. And she needs to know about this crap. She'll probably get a few ideas, and Markimoo will be a very happy boy. LOL

[@SpyMin]

"I just want to see if I can handle her crushing." -Totally not masochist Mark

[@tonghale163]

“I just want to see if my body can handle it”

[@xopacifist8543]

“I want a woman that can crush my head in between her thighs” Straight up 🤣🤣🤣 I love how Markiplier is honest with himself

[@jakey3273]

Any woman can, just put some 45 lbs weights between em

[@harleilance3188]

Mark: "I want a woman to crush me" Mark also: "I'm not a masochist"

[@지구오염]

Contradictory

[@TEcho_Clips]

Mark 'Not a Masochist' Fischbach

[@gabrielbruce1977]

"I'm not a masochist" he says after breaking his nose twice, consuming hot sauce and ghost peppers, waxing his own limbs, and clipping clothespins to his face

[@zom_tyt7382]

Pretty accurate.

[@gryphongirlgaming7671]

Mark- “Any part of her body could crush my head!" Also Mark- “I’m not a masochist.”

[@TreysGameplays101]

😂

[@LowBudgetShmorite]

No no, he's pushing his body to the limit.😂

[@gryphongirlgaming7671]

@@LowBudgetShmorite right, right. Lmao

[@WalkerTxsRngr7]

I was just about to comment this.

[@TheAverageArtist]

Mark is FLUSTERED

[@the_senate6689]

You gotta wonder...does Amy accept his dedication?

[@yourboity2778]

Mark is SHOOKETH

[@naurrr2471]

@@the_senate6689 im positive that Amy knew that he'd simp on her, and that's why she told him lmao

[@reagancoots4783]

I mean shit man we all are. They're supposed to be scary but the whole damn internet is simpimg

[@schmonzo42]

Mark isn't real

[@Electro7596]

The devs knew exactly where they were going when creating the character.

[@elderleon1844]

they literally and asumed don't lol!

[@selyph2706]

mark should wear eye trackers while playing this game

[@RickachuCXVI]

Mans tryna expose my boi

[@gregorianallanheavans8095]

Believe me. He'd watch everywhere. It's not just the boobs xD

[@eliasalbarracin5549]

@@gregorianallanheavans8095 Dem legs, tho.

[@stupidcoyote346]

YES

[@siberiasian]

IT'S NOT SEXUAL, IT'S ABOUT POWER 💪

[@PixelBlue11913]

Mark: “It’s not a sexual thing.” *record scratch* Narrator voice: “It was, in fact, a sexual thing.”

[@b8538]

Sarah ford shot the frick up

[@snipysniper5421]

I literally read this comment the same time he says it's not a sexual thing

[@b8538]

Snipy sniper shut the frick up

[@snkybrki]

@@snipysniper5421 Lmaoooo

[@b8538]

Haha ! Get clashed, Snipy freaker!

[@andrewlance3898]

"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power." - Oscar Wilde

[@kilaschi5829]

"I can resist everything except temptation" - also Oscar Wilde

[@facetioustitan3900]

"STEP ON ME TALL LADY" -JackSepticEye

[@treyfrew6940]

LoL... and now im sad.

[@discordshorts6579]

Let's see how many subs I can get from this comment. Current:25

[@PSVitaat2am]

Couldn't be more right!

[@-hope--l-9650]

“Don’t care about a baby I figured out when I play-.. YEAH!!... damn it... YEAHHHH!!!”

[@Clayaga]

"It's not a sexual thing, its about power, okay." "I'm not a masochist."

[@s0lacee]

*So that was a lie.*

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

It can be a power thing without it being a masochist thing.

[@istilldontknow6397]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth that's 100% true, but this happens to be a masochists thing.

[@cloud2578]

markoomer lol

[@sagichnicht7073]

this got deep into philosophy fast

[@Sadistic_Bread]

Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist" Also Markiplier: "I want a woman that can crush my head"

[@primus0348]

Lmao

[@hamzahsaddique1512]

Lol

[@Hekitt-ww4vy]

Lol

[@sleepy456]

haha

[@Ru-tan01]

Lolll

[@thanapeiro]

Mark simping over Lady Dimitrescu is the best thing I’ve seen this week-

[@emmaline5048]

when he and ethan played the boxing game on switch he basically fell in love with the female character 10/10 recommend watching that video

[@edwardwithsomerandombull9747]

Im surprised it spread this quick

[@monkegeneral6029]

Ride Wife Life good Wife fights back Kill wife Think about wife Regret...

[@edwardwithsomerandombull9747]

@@monkegeneral6029 is wife ..gone

[@monkegeneral6029]

@@edwardwithsomerandombull9747 she is indeed

[@malcode9155]

And the story goes that they are still together to this day. Well, technically he's just hauling around her crystallized corpse, but still...

[@kittenwispy]

this is why, Mark.. *THIS IS WHY!!*

[@thomasontdeker]

@@Zaizer22 yes he need to know

[@sleepingissues6226]

@Ì Àm ÇhřïşPP 59 bruh whats your issue

[@thomasontdeker]

hi i have you seen on nux taku second channel!

[@VoidTamaki]

@@Zaizer22 yeah we should

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

@Ì Àm ÇhřïşPP 59 your the best

[@Alex-it2fz]

“I’m not a machosist”-Mark Also Mark-“she could crush me and I’d like it”

[@mothkamii4918]

Also mark: *"I want a women that could crush my head in between her thighs"* _NOT EVEN ONE MINUTE IN_

[@krimmAnims]

you see he just wants to *GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND* his limits

[@b8538]

@Alex Sob cribe to me

[@Galmoruth]

@@b8538 I didn't know you watch marks vids

[@domainexpansioninfinitevoidd]

@Mr Beast you're fake ! And we don't beg subscribers to people like this ! It's evil !

[@forevertapes]

momiplier: “are ya winnin son?” mark:

[@racoo06.]

😂

[@Fatasswatermelon36]

lol

[@avaius]

@@Fatasswatermelon36 hi

[@sleepingissues6226]

@Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB what the...

[@nigel6911]

@Cloud 69 Hye

[@Zack_Zander]

“No one told me about this” Now everyone is telling Mark about the game being out, and nothing is happening...

[@chrisbennett9048]

Think he is still in Canada filming so he is probably kicking himself lol

[@aadharshkrishnaa]

@@chrisbennett9048 kalm yo asses peeples he has just released the first eps

[@chrisbennett9048]

@@aadharshkrishnaa yea I noticed it immediately after I posted that comment

[@thecoolestloseruknow91]

**Momiplier calls** Mark: "I can't talk right now, I'm doing simp shit."

[@ixlilchoppaxi6448]

Fax my dude

[@obsidian6666]

This 😂😂

[@butterlon3240]

Momiplier LMAO 🤣🤣

[@legenddairy0]

this is funny

[@Aquistro]

FACTSSS

[@Allesef]

mark: "I'm not a masochist, i'm just very attracted to people who could satisfy the needs of a masochist."

[@kahiruo]

Mark is certified masochist

[@aidanmccallum1655]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: "I want a woman who can crush my head in between her thighs"

[@nafisrayhanhabibi7950]

Bruh most of people who likes this lady are acting like not a masochist :v

[@hakunamatata3287]

time stamp?

[@orwhynotrandom3593]

Masochism and sado masochism is like the north and south of a magnet

[@monmoyahmed5189]

"THE UNSEEN PERVERT SIDE OF MARK UNCOVERED, only on markiplier"

[@H3ARTSTARS101]

666 views at 3 am

[@cloud2578]

MARKOOMER CONFIRMED

[@mishiinkyy67]

Shes actually 9'6ft... Fun fact: she's taller than Slenderman..

[@violetbloomings8074]

No she’s not, Slenderman is supposed to be 15 feet tall.

[@88lilies]

@@violetbloomings8074depends. Some interpretations he’s only 8 ft

[@zakkurei6451]

When Mark plays the game, he wouldn’t run away from her. He would run towards her.

[@bruhbruh-sz4ei]

Who wouldn't tho

[@hydrokinesis251]

Cmon do you see her size? she has her own gravitational pull

[@moosles1357]

She should run from him

[@punkgutz8043]

This has made me less insecure about being a tall girl

[@cia3801]

Tall girls are *BEAUTIFUL* ‼️‼️

[@kasha0575]

Actually Tall girls are Pretty, specially having a short hair. That's my opinion though.

[@mixmasterjr1105]

good you deserve it

[@adanchrisitianperezvellos6303]

@@poppycatz i feel u brother...some long tigths...beautiful

[@sorazora437]

Just wait til you're swarmed by redditors begging you to step on them

[@hazelbrand7766]

"I want a woman that can crush my head in between her thighs." Literally said these exact words to my fiancée. This resonated with me. So hard. Love you Mark, you're a national treasure.

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Your type is my fiancé’s type. Lol

[@SnowMenAtWork]

he's an international treasure too-

[@Rhenryie]

666th

[@gregorianallanheavans8095]

Markiplier just admitted he has a giantess fetish. Or as we, intellectual, say: "Marki likes Snu Snu". And we all agree he's right.

[@violet_lantern89]

Death by snu snu 🤣

[@emilythezeldafan848]

I understood that reference!

[@ZimothydaAlien]

FUTURAMA IS STILL BEING TALKED ABOUT? YAAAAAAS!!!

[@BeatriceChevez]

XD oh yesss!! it reminded me that furuma episode!!!

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Lady d: I shall sentence to you to death! Mark: yay! Lady d: ..by snu-snu! Mark: *OH HELL YEAH!!*

[@OofItsKiki]

Lady dimitrescu: _exists_ Mark: and for this reason I’ve decided to _simp_

[@Inahpeach]

literally *everybody right now*

[@The_Diminished]

600th like yo

[@MFLGOfficial]

I dont want to dedtroy the 888 likes

[@ValensBellator]

What makes this simping? I must not understand the word lol

[@y.9645]

i think we all did

[@UnearthCreations]

Marks mom felt a disturbance in the force that her son was being naughty.

[@lisaiscoolenzo]

Her naughtysenses were tingling 😂

[@mikesmith7620]

Isn't he naughty in every video?

[@Little-Houn2273]

Oh no not momiplier

[@arhumtariq9455]

Correvtion momiplier

[@mooperss]

As a 6’0” woman I appreciate the hype for tall women (:

[@Mia199603]

Same, especially since I'm mean, sadistic and have a similar figure.

[@disc3ts]

as a 6'1" guy, it's pretty hard to find a tall women in my country smh.

[@draquela96]

Same, where was this like ten years ago 🤣 I'm so happy to be with my partner though

[@Grim67894]

@Simpson, eh? Most women want to be with a taller guy. So a tall women has to look for a giant to be "socially acceptable".

[@Grim67894]

@Simpson, eh? Most women are shallow.

[@zeppbloemheuvel6012]

“Ahhh it’s not her” When it is her: “HEUYUEURUUEURRUHUUEE”

[@Lee_Azazel]

Mark: “It’s not about pleasure” Mark earlier: “I want a women to crush me!”

[@comm154]

It’s all about *the experience*

[@kale4550]

Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach

[@kettlepetal3138]

“In between her thighs” might I add.

[@kale4550]

@Zagradovska Don't worry, its not sexual... its about power...Mark just wants to "test his limits" with her in the bedroom

[@Catscrazycrafts27]

Maybe he doesn't know yet. It's ok.

[@fireballflamingo8838]

Mark: “It’s not sexual” *visibly sweating and flushed*

[@ramonafala760]

Lol

[@macxxx007]

right?

[@hollow8194]

4:56 says it all. It's looks like admiration tbh

[@macxxx007]

@@hollow8194 More than likely... otherwise things will be rocky between Mark and Amy

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

900

[@eliannasinkule5125]

mark: “it’s not a sexual thing” *momma markiplier calls* mark: “MOM, I CANT TALK RIGHT NOW!”

[@EspeciallyWesley]

Momiplier*

[@MIQR0WAV3]

I think Amy got replaced with Lady Dimitrescu (Just a joke plz don't get upset)

[@derek080]

Yo that sounds familiar

[@IanSelvaraj]

@@MIQR0WAV3 Next time things get frisky between the two of them. Mark goes "Amy. I want you to wear these" and pulls out a pair of stilts, a long ass white dress and a wide brimmed sun hat.

[@MIQR0WAV3]

@@carnaedis lol

[@lymphaticjeopardy]

Hearing Mark say "She got Freddy Kruger hands" in such a breathless tone is exactly how I feet whenever I hear that the shrimp at Publix is on sale

[@ameliziou4776]

"I- oh my God, she has Freddie Kruger hands" Mark.

[@anniemal8030]

Timestamp?

[@snicksnack2359]

Markiplier with everything: “ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING”

[@skelebro9999]

It actually is

[@Boom-sm8pb]

I think marks term for it is “POWER”.

[@urielgtz3093]

Ooh things just got simpy

[@_teddiebear_109]

5 mins into the video

[@Akaneblaze1345]

@@skelebro9999 i wouldn't disagree but i would still S.I.M.P.

[@Subbbby20]

who’s gonna tell him there’s another trailer that has more scenes of her...

[@YungSnoopy]

I'm scared too. Lol 😆

[@donparker6679]

Tell him now, before he yells at us again!!

[@dani007a]

Or a demo that ends with her busting through the doors.

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

Where is this trailer might I ask?

[@_bukii_]

Mark: it's not a sexual thing! Also Mark: **slowes down the video and watches respetcfully**

[@SakuraRedfield96]

If he's this upset with us because we didn't tell him about this, wait till he hears there's a demo and he hasn't played it yet.

[@gregoryd.robinson8610]

Did you have to "say" that?

[@arcticfox3106]

That is literally what I’m loosing my mind over I want it to happen so bad that I’m like putting comments about it everywhere

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@arcticfox3106 aww

[@HangOnThereSlick]

THERES A DEMO???

[@mr.jtophat]

"I want a woman who could crush me" "It's a primal thing" "it's not about pleasure, it's about power" Mark, we get it, you're a masochist

[@edenreynolds6190]

The fact he was also like, "very commanding" 😂😂😂

[@pansexualalexithyima1728]

My thoughts exactly

[@markoros1]

Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no + we don’t care

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

You forgot to quote "...crush me between thighs" :D The Feels bro...the feels.

[@koryyyRae]

Mark: “any part of the body of that woman can crush me” Amy in the other room: ಠ_ಠ

[@antismo9998]

"I shouldn't've told him about her.."

[@modmiss5081]

Nah, Amy would want to join

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

Amy prolly already simps for her

[@tristenbailey8442]

@@_Caffeinated.Thoughts_ report his comment, i did; im sure it at least qualifies as hate speech

[@pearlphlox]

@@tristenbailey8442 what did they say??

[@azraelselvmord3650]

We failed as a community for not informing Markiplier. Of this wonderful specimen that is Lady Dimitrescu.

[@csc0y0]

Mark: "I... am a changed man." Trailer: "Who the f*ck are you?"

[@MOTH_moff]

Perfect.

[@lycheemyusic]

wheEze

[@AnayaAntik]

"I'm all for strong... strong characters- male or female, but you gotta understand something primal-" MARK PLEASE 😭😭😭

[@ParzivalTheThird]

“But you gotta understand- something primal- *does a pog face*

[@umokay9328]

He simps for strength

[@AnayaAntik]

@@umokay9328 honestly same though JKJSLVV

[@classically_sunny4858]

“It’s not a sexual thing” sounds awfully a lot like “I’m not a masochist”

[@crunchycrackers7364]

*Misogynist

[@romanmain4569]

@@crunchycrackers7364 No he spelled masochist right

[@crunchycrackers7364]

@@romanmain4569 Oh, I am so sorry for that. Maybe I’m taking things to seriously. Have a great day🙂

[@jadefalcon001]

@@crunchycrackers7364 It's a bit of an inside joke in the kink community. People who are all "It's not a sexual thing! It's not a kink thing! It's not!" often end up being the ones that are SUPER excited when they go to their first dungeon party. Think Shakespeare: "Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

[@metalocalypseluvr]

@@crunchycrackers7364 lol it's reference to an old channel that mark used to be in called "unus annus". The phrase " I'm not a masochist!" was a running gag

[@oceanman3676]

Alternative titles: Keanu Reeves' lost brother bragging about his big thigh, big mommy, evil vampire lady with bonker honkers, tall momma fetishes

[@strawb3rry_saturnzbarz]

LMAOO I LOVE IT

[@Peppermint3387]

Markiplier sees a very tall woman: “Fetish unlocked “

[@beyontefontaine8626]

🤣🤣🤣😭

[@lupillow5888]

Horny activate

[@loveday4948]

Mark: "Seán you're livin' the dream" Seán: "y'know Amy's right there right-"

[@woytank2843]

True

[@S.Ashina]

Hmmmm future nude mods hmmmmm Lmao xD

[@Atrasimi]

I love that Amy told him and Mark is like “sorry babe, I love you, but I want this woman to crush every bone in my body with her thighs”

[@krismas7531]

Inb4 Amy becomes 8 ft tall and crushes marks head between her thighs

[@Kleigen]

A Snu Snu combo, then :P

[@campingjourney2373]

Nobody can replace Amy the angel. A perfect love story. Well this princess is going to bed.

[@louie9355]

@@campingjourney2373 We found amys alt guys

[@Aflay1]

“She sh-shshshe’s 8 feet tall!” _“She’s actually 9 in heels”_ *”Haminahaminahaminahaminahaminahamina”*

[@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555]

Haminahaminamhaminahaminahaminahamina

[@Aflay1]

Guys I think I want to dig like a hole, that I can like fit in, and at just the depth so she is 8 inches above me, really round her height up to 10 feet and give her the optimum stepping depth.

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

10 with the hat

[@Xannyphantom905]

booba

[@kanati1133]

@Katelyn Marissa Geyer "Table for humina"

[@martistszz]

Mark be like: I can’t talk right now mom, im simping for lady Dimitrescu