Markiplier Tries: HORSEBACK RIDING

Los Angeles Horseback Riding instructor Chasin teaches me to ride a horse.
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[@Nathan-ut4vy]

“I’ve played red dead redemption” Barney: *breathing intensifies*

[@miscellany_media]

Uhhh Nuh “I’ve driven them off mountains.” *looks of concern intensify*

[@thomasmcginley7944]

Barney: Throws Mark & runs off at full speed. Instructor: Loots Mark's corpse. Contents include 53 cents, open health cure, 99× cocaine chewing gum

[@stanintothevoid3758]

Schwoompl's ghost screams "avenge me!" Just watched Schwoompl die, now I has a sad

[@mahoganykettle5541]

Moose HAXD

[@baconranchgrilledchickensa7600]

How do you type with hooves Mr. Moose?

[@ThisEsMe]

Are there any other *equestrians* or *''horsers''* here?

[@panther6958]

Yep! I've been *horsing* my whole life

[@abbyalsted2966]

Here!

[@ashtheredrider212]

Yup! I love being a “horser” 😂

[@garrettboucher3736]

Yep, I’ve been riding for 8 years English saddle and competed, been to provincials :^)

[@btsbear113]

I'm an horser.😚

[@deeplyjuniper8041]

Mark: *mounts horse* Mark, immediately: "So, in Red Dead Redemption-"

[@user-qu3jt2ql1v]

(Insert trampling & bone crunching noises here) (P.S. Also insert a dog's dying noises here)

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Ahh a true gigachad mark is

[@erinkerridge2394]

“When do I start jumping over barriers, and fences and stuff?” “Not now.” *”So like in 10 minutes?”*

[@sleepyllama3050]

every non horse person says that-

[@HalcyonSpirit141]

@@sleepyllama3050 pretty sure he was joking but whatever.

[@xxmarvel_fanxx5987]

@@sleepyllama3050 he was kidding

[@kenna5386]

*cough* I think u need to be English rider for that :/

[@rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138]

Lol and in a western saddle 😂

[@sierrajade7875]

Mark: Ohhhh you’re huge Barney: *is very short*

[@iixkaydenceyy4883]

yupp

[@CellyWelly]

Barney is the equivalent of mark

[@DogDogGodFog]

@@CellyWelly oooooo!

[@doublekil669]

someone needs to show him a clydesdale

[@insanepotato3849]

He's average height.

[@superjangames]

*"What's a horser?"* *"A... person who horses. I thought that was self-explanatory."* Dead.

[@solysin2338]

succ

[@jacoblanders3484]

I swear I mistook "dead" in the normal font for a read more thing.

[@quill2126]

LMAO!!!😂😂

[@otiskirkland4486]

@@jacoblanders3484 same

[@blackivoryshadow]

SuperJanGames 😂😂😂😂

[@howdy_rylee5934]

Mark: *casually telling the lady he’s accidentally rode his horse off a mountain* The lesson lady: *What the hell-*

[@lunarose7914]

I love that when mark says “I’m a horser” the captions say “I’m a whore sir”

[@Bloody_Corpses]

Lmao 😂

[@weirdwaffles631]

WAIT WHAT 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@ceilingfan1813]

Ah, that must be why the term isn't used

[@TurtTheGenocideTurtle]

@@ceilingfan1813yeah, the term is equestrian lol

[@Hannah-dm2jy]

"is it normal to feel a sense of power?" "yes." *Mark looks up heroically and menacingly, as if daring the gods before him. His stunning escort would allow him travel at the speed of light. Now, even the gods flinched in his presence.*

[@dannib5021]

this is beautiful

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

*OH*

[@SeriouslySeriousGrim]

A truly majestic and beautiful story.

[@kharasoul7274]

Have you heard of ............Wattpad??

[@dominicjose3660]

*no amount of power of any god could compare to the sheer might he felt in that moment. Even the other horses neighed in shame for none of their riders could ever achieve such heroicicisism*

[@pesterenan]

"What's a horser?" Mark: "... a person who horses..." *OBVIOUSLY HAHAHAHAH*

[@frigdor6341]

I horsed once

[@d-man9921]

Quit horsin' around!

[@debunkedgamer5581]

Who horses around anymore

[@propyrodank9118]

Propyrodankvlogs is my channel

[@BL-nj2sd]

I’m a horser

[@kassieengland3260]

I love how Mark doesn't know "horse talk" so he starts talking about cars and games.

[@kingturg1614]

True how he said he play the sequel to red dead did he ever find out the second was actual a prequel?

[@gaysam8D]

@@kingturg1614 He knows it takes place before the actual game and he mentioned it. I guess he got a brain block.

[@catjayp]

@@gaysam8D Technically speaking it is the sequel though. In the cannonical timeline of the ingame story it is the prequel but in real world time because it is the second game it would be the sequel. It is the sequel to the first game because it came out after the first game.

[@gaysam8D]

@@catjayp It's just the second game, not the sequel. Sequel and prequel are used to determine the timeline of the game. For example, let's say a movie comes out. It's called Jhgnhm. Jhgnhm creates a second movie, but the second movie takes place *before* the first movie. People wouldn't refer to Jhgnhm as a sequel, even though it comes out after the first Jhgnhm. They would call it a prequel. They could refer to it as, however, Jhgnhm 2.

[@catjayp]

@@gaysam8D Yes but Jhgnhm 2 is the second movie. In the cannon of the movie it came first. It is the prequel but also it came out after the first film. It would be the prequel sequel movie of Jhgnhm

[@doot1doo1]

"He's so big!" *John Mulaney voice* _"He was not"_

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

I spent 5 minutes cracking up at this

[@poofdraws3750]

From now on, I am no longer an equestrian. I am a horser.

[@AuroraSkull]

Im gonna show this video to my "Horsing" instructor XD

[@white_vargr1999]

Let's be the Incredible Horsers

[@andicarusfell8387]

Yes I am a horser

[@saladcream4867]

Okay since there are more horsers here was i the only one who was cringed out by the instructor

[@macarooncat451]

I’m an English horsed not a western horser

[@moonrabbit3228]

I love how he said Barney was huge when in horse reality Barney is one of the shortest horses! I guess Barney and Mark are two short buds.

[@bilshnik1867]

the smallest horse i own is 16hh XD

[@applepeachbirdduckmaster801]

I ride a 10.1 mare

[@shork4759]

@@applepeachbirdduckmaster801 JESUS the max I've ridden is 16.8!

[@crys227]

mark is 1.79 m, i wouldn't say he's short lmao

[@thebeesknees2348]

Dude there are horses that are 18 hands tall. They are like horse giants 😂 I grew up on a 15 hand boi who for me felt like a giant

[@jazzzzyx]

mark: *rides horses* also mark: *has an almost amazing sit trot on the first day* also my sit trot after riding for over 5-6 years: *bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, fall*

[@fishbowlliz]

I can sit the trot, but the extended trot is hard, and I've been riding for 8 years oof

[@jazzzzyx]

MysticLiz _ u can also usually sit trot- but ive recently started to ride a 17hh off track thoroughbred, his trot is 10 times more bouncy than the 14hh Mare😂

[@fishbowlliz]

Dizzy JumpersClub Rough horses are the worst lol. I do westen horsemamship and my trainer put me on a pleasure horse and I couldn't keep my legs still at the lope.

[@sofeefa]

After 6 months of riding, I’ve never done a canter, but ol mark DID A CANTER IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

[@shrekscumslut1341]

I was good at sitting the trot until I got my first ex pacer standardbred like a month ago,I've been doing the rising trot/posting ever since but im getting better I can sit the trot on my QH perfectly fine tho,either way I prefer rising trot/posting(I grew up calling it the rising trot my whole life)

[@HuskyBuscuit29]

Barney: *is short* Markiplier being a petit little boy: *HES HUGE*

[@lxrdnik3050]

He's 1.79 thats not little?😭

[@Kuro.is_d3ad]

@@lxrdnik3050 Barney's one of the smallest horse comparing to other horses

[@lxrdnik3050]

@@Kuro.is_d3ad i meant mark lol

[@Kuro.is_d3ad]

@@lxrdnik3050 Oop- Well I'm still right just change horse/s to a male human being 💀 and Barney to Mark

[@lxrdnik3050]

@@Kuro.is_d3ad i mean 1.79 isn't small for a human being, isn't that close to the average height?

[@NoodleCaboodle23]

Trainer: This is your horn Mark: Horn *pokes* Trainer: Horn *pokes* Mark: ... *yes*

[@schnoig_]

Ashlyn Taylor I read this as soon as it happened

[@danielled115]

No grab onto the hooorrrrrrnnnnn

[@johnmarston3638]

2:31

[@sara44826]

@@schnoig_ me too

[@kirstinkane2566]

“I’m a horser” Lady ”tf is a horser”

[@rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138]

I am a horser.

[@gitadsw2015]

LOL

[@cs_s1e]

I think he meant equine and/or equestrian he should do two arms on the rains it would give him nicer control and it would help get the horse going

[@sillycrazyloopstraws5819]

someone who horses

[@CoolPersonAdrian]

you know, a horser

[@ravenashheart9980]

I love how easily the horse trots and canters for Mark. Anyone who is familiar with the training of horses KNOWS it's not mark doing the work. The horse is broke knows the routine in and out and has done it a dozen times. Kudos for Mark for going out of his comfort zone though👏 You can see he and the horse bonded

[@rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138]

That horse is also wayyy bombproof.

[@nuggiebug2013]

the horse must have been though who knows what (probably small children) and been very well trained to do that with mark, who we could all tell was not really (well, not) doing it too right-

[@cr4ppie7]

Mark: I have a great respect for things that are taller then me. Lady Dimitrescu intencifies

[@ella4323]

This is the first KZbinr I’ve seen that actually tried to learn before hopping on a horse and thinking they know what they’re doing, huge respect.

[@kristenohmacht2671]

yeah everyone else who does this just gets on and takes off, which isn’t very good for the horse because they could be hurting them

[@kristenohmacht2671]

hurting the horse by pulling too hard or making sharp turns

[@LaZeeStuff]

@@kristenohmacht2671 or gets bucked off right away

[@miamensi268]

Most of the time when a KZbinr does stuff like that they got practice beforehand off camera cause places like this don’t just let anyone just start riding horses you have to have proof that you can.

[@kay5327]

youd be surprised how many places just let people get on horses with no experience and ruin the horse. Happened to my mare. I'm still very pissed off.@@miamensi268

[@meganolivia1348]

i love how mark is just aggressively trying to convince the lady that he doesn't throw horses off mountains Edit: holy crap i’ve never gotten this many likes on a comment before lol. thanks!!

[@Gnomereginam]

megan olivia I read this before it happened on the video and I got very confused, wait why am I writing this in the past tense, wait am I, wait

[@c10v3r]

Shooting Star That’ll never happen lmao

[@Moody.Smiruai]

this vids a good subtle jojo refrence I SEE YOU MARK

[@dannysanchez9140]

It's an experience isn't it? XD

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

I laughed so hard when the flashback was on screen- 😂😂🤣🤣

[@paigeautumn5588]

“He’s so big!” Me, who had a draft horse: *chuckles*

[@awesomarcticfox8716]

ooh, what kind?

[@rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138]

Yeah lol I ride a Chincoteague. 🤣

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

Mark: "I'm gonna be riding a horse!" Me: "That is one of the smolest cutes horsies I've ever seen." Mark: "Hello Barney, you're really big." Me: ".....Who's gonna show him a towing horse?"

[@OtterBloopX]

dibs not me

[@weirdwaffles631]

@@OtterBloopXdibs not me either 😳😟

[@horselover9519]

That’s a really well trained horse. LIKE REALY WELL . Crazy well trained

[@patrickmaloney3091]

When my appaloosa was still alive I could put my 6 year old niece on him and send him into the woods and back I always figured most people had their horses trained to that level 🤷‍♂️

[@dianalioness8257]

It’s not just training. It’s the horses’ mentality. It’s a combination of a calm, and well trained horse. His ears are all over the place but he’s very calm and still.

[@mixu7658]

@Laura Martin-Falla the way Barney's ears were most of the time was pretty much saying that he was uncomfortable, also the way he chewed on his bit a lot said the same thing. I mean Mark did absolutely fabulously for his first time, but the way he was taught to do some things weren't very horse friendly... For example you should never actually kick a horse, just lightly squeeze with your calves. Really made me cringe how she told him to kick harder to ask for canter, as that's wrong on so many levels.

[@mixu7658]

@Laura Martin-Falla I feel kinda bad too :/ I mean horses can literally feel a fly land on their skin, so kicking them can really hurt. Even tho they are big animals, they're more sensitive than us humans. The proper canter aid is literally just to slide one of your legs back a little and squeeze with the calves, no kicking needed.

[@bethanyeq]

Mixu well ... sometimes a light kick is needed because some refuse to respond to the absurd amount of leg you add

[@angelicnic777]

*other horses neigh* Mark, looking off into the distance: "They're jealous"

[@cervideer]

I'd be jealous lmao

[@schnoig_]

Dark Moon i wish mark rode me too

[@rgj9602]

@@schnoig_ ... ahahahahahhehehehehehAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@lokided]

@@schnoig_ uhh

[@shannonrobbins59]

@@schnoig_ what

[@-Juney-]

Everyone riding a horse: Awe my horse is so cute! Mark: *is it normal to feel a sense of power?*

[@doublekil669]

I could imagine mark having a horse and just going “thassa guud boiiihhhh” to it like a dog. like that horse is gonna feel like the goodest boy & he deserves it.

[@margaritamartija6611]

barney is the goodest boi

[@jabba2126]

Thats ma boah hehe!

[@ajisaputra-nii6279]

Mark : I often ended up throwing my horse, like accidentally driving them off mountains That Lady : *NANI !!??*

[@FAT4LS]

*RDR 2 Flashbacks Intensifies*

[@owenlee7808]

Playing red dead b like

[@wattsterfoxx22]

I CANT BREATHHE XDDD

[@maurice21781]

I wish he didn't say on a video game though

[@cupofmaddyVODS]

Rdr2 😂 its inevitable.

[@ruzantsu4147]

Mark:I used to drop my horses off cliffs. Trainer:*instant regret and fear*

[@echosong873]

XD

[@lexis5377]

i know right? she looked like she was about to stop the whole video

[@nightybreeze]

I think she thought he meant in real life x''DD Cause then at the end we see she thought he has ridden before xD

[@HawkinaBox]

XD

[@kakittenholiday1236]

Trainer: let's try canter. Me: *taking like 35 lessons before starting to canter* I-

[@gooyotto6981]

KaKittenHoliday 123 ᕼᗩ ᕼᗩ ᕼᗩ YEᔕ IT TOOK ᗰE ᒪIKE 3 ᗯEEKᔕ TO ᗪO IT ᗷᑌT I ᕼᗩᗪ TO ᕼᗩᐯE ᗩ ᒪEᗩᗪEᖇ ᒪEᗩᖴIᑎG TᕼE ᕼOᖇᔕE 😂

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

@@gooyotto6981 what in the heck is up with your font type

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

@@themaninyourcabinet8438 she probably thinks it's *qUiRkY*

[@emilybrock721]

i accidentally cantered in my second lesson when i was 7 and it was terrafying and now i think of how the hell was i scared of that😂

[@ciarahoevers4818]

Same here I still haven’t cantered

[@audrey2656]

Best thing about Barney is HIS DORSAL STRIPEEEE!!! ITS SO ADORABLE!! anyone else agree?

[@amystuart968]

Yes, I actually love that feature.

[@Solcisss]

I really love duns

[@hotcrossbuns6585]

Duns are pretty

[@awilddog353]

I just call them pencil lines One of the markings on a horses coat I absolutely love As well as a bald face

[@Josh-hc5jj]

Indeed he has a beautiful coat

[@DanielSambar]

-MEOW- -WOOF- -MOO- NEIGH

[@matthewamade3297]

Daniel Sambar E

[@MausOfTheHouse]

The holy trinity ?

[@razormarkz]

*IT IS PRONOUNCED NEIGHGAH* don't worry I got a one time n word pass

[@SenpaiHumble]

howl

[@clappedgeorge5332]

Get Tyler to do the horse sounds

[@dinnerbone1335]

Mark: "I own a bike" "Its just like riding a bike" Mark: "I didn't say I rode it" "Oh.."

[@iwantaburrito.]

Ashley and cats lolll

[@dinnerbone1335]

XD

[@Bellatrix-Lestrange]

No it's not

[@subyouwont]

I hate when people thank for likes.

[@dinnerbone1335]

Oh ok xD sorry

[@biandi9743]

“Does this horse even go that fast?” Mark, are you asking... for the horse’s.... horsepower? 🤙🏽 I’ll go lol

[@Mii4210]

I keep just observing Barney’s body language. You can tell that he’s very comfortable even though Mark is nervous while riding him. You also can tell how well trained he is. He turns his ears backwards towards Mark to listen to his commands (and praises 🥰)

[@ava_a313]

I think differently. Barney is very comfortable with Mark but he is very over-worked. He is trained well but is very nervous. I don't want to assume, but he doesn't seem like he is in the best home.

[@laurenexel2757]

I feel like Mark starts to talk randomly when he’s nervous

[@keriboehm740]

I do the same 😂

[@derp_707]

I do the exact same thing 😅😂

[@alexbischoff8789]

Das me

[@okayhi2594]

Omg same

[@foliumviride2547]

I just realized after reading this he's done it several times

[@matthewherndon6488]

"Have you ridden dirt bikes?" "No. I own a bicycle." "Same thing like bicycles--" "I didn't say I rode the bicycle." "Oh."

[@Blue-qu1nf]

Same

[@fastguy8]

I almost died at this moment

[@cloudwalker7495]

XD omg yes

[@PunkRockGenius]

Absolute gold xD

[@gracefulnature9578]

Matthew Herndon when?

[@livvygrossmann6004]

"They are like dogs." Seriously, they're basically oversized puppies. My horse loves pats and treats, and he also loves to roll around in his stall 😂 A little frustrating because I always have to groom him after but oh well.

[@yamabaeyogx3230]

"I'm a horser." "What's a horser?" "A person who horses."

[@Mr12Relic]

"I have a great deal of respect for things that are taller than me." That's most things.

[@cliftonm.warter3499]

Most things taller than him. Now Wade on the other hand lol

[@maxsimpson4473]

oof

[@ITTAPUPU12]

nooo😂

[@nothingfordarkness]

Mr12Relic same with me

[@jis1965]

“I own a bicycle.” “Same thing like bicycles.” “I didn’t say I rode the bicycle.” “Oh.” Yup.

[@infamousshinkicker6924]

@@LeumazDnazor hahah I think I saw you somewhere else or at least someone with the same Bolt pfp as yours.

[@kiyavas1879]

cheese quucheese queen fan?

[@LeumazDnazor]

@@infamousshinkicker6924 haha yes that was me😂

[@LeumazDnazor]

@@jrmod_ no ovens, watch markiplier makes creme brulé

[@LeumazDnazor]

@@jrmod_ its okay😂

[@FlamaireOfficial]

Mark: *starts actually getting Barney to a full canter* Also Mark: I feel like I'm getting worse

[@_athora__]

As a fellow horser, I've owned and ridden horses all of my life and I'm so impressed with how quickly Mark grasped. I didn't start cantering until I was about 13 😂 Such an amazing horse to learn on too!!

[@lapislazuli06]

Yeah, even the instructor was surprised at the end, off camera

[@halfbloodprincess298]

yeah well i think thats a much safer and more natural progression, but i understand he was just trying to do a quick one video riding speed run

[@whynotanyting]

"I own a bicycle." "Same thing like bicycles-" "I didn't say I rode the bicycle." Mark you smartass

[@roxashenry8315]

Her: Oh (look of death

[@struckrex]

What about a velocipede? I'm talking historical

[@nscara2]

I rode a bike into a fence once.

[@mr.e129]

"I'm a 'C', just like my grades in college!" * *Horses in background bust out laughing* *

[@lassforlad9729]

😂😂😂 Yes. 👌

[@catscater51]

Mr. E accurate

[@noot6230]

Even though an 8 out of 10 is a B 😂😂 but we won’t tell Mark that

[@MsFrog-mk2cv]

Lucifer Wølf What?

[@skelly8569]

i C...

[@LidiyahTheRaven]

That horse is so patient. Good job Barney.

[@Ruin3826]

When you are english rider and you don't know what horn is Lady: This is your horn. Mark: Horn? Me: *H o r n?*

[@emberfiregoddessyt]

Oof lol

[@RK-jv1js]

“I own a bicycle” “Same thing like bicycles” “I didn’t say I rode the bicycle”

[@marksmam535]

That's horsecicle

[@annikasell5195]

"Oh..."

[@save.1001]

Remington Reacts Oh

[@Jay-gc2bv]

I really want to like this comment, but im not gonna screw up the magic number

[@melody4507]

“I own a bike” “It’s just like riding a bike” “I didn’t say I ride it...” “Oh...” I’m dead 😂

[@hoax4566]

as an equestrian i really want to go to a place and say i’ve never ridden before and then start cantering and trotting with perfect equitation. and they will be sooooo confused.

[@starmanexe7721]

Mark: "Your head is huge!" Barney: "Ironic..."

[@SolomonKeenan]

"Dont forget to breathe." *I am breathing* I love how awkward Mark was after explaining that he drove his horses off mountains. The worried expression on the lady's face, along with the fact that he's a gamer with little social skills was hilarious.

[@deadteen9368]

I was thinking the same thing😭😂

[@MelloMary_]

😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@jamesmckenzie2034]

It was hella funny

[@SolomonKeenan]

Omg tysm for so many likes I've never had such praise.

[@mnt_eevee]

"You can pet him... With your hands..." Me in social interaction

[@LemonElkk]

thats a freaking mood dude

[@babynyxe4784]

I really liked this lady's vibes, she seemed so chill

[@LinktheHylianChampion117]

he felt so smart when he said, "so it's like a gearbox?" also the way he went hyah like Link to get the horse to trot

[@bernupieters6777]

"I DROVE MY HORSE OFF OF A MOUNTAIN" To the horse tamer

[@stephanienoblet8503]

Bernu Pieters I once had a 🐎 🐴 try to walk down a side of a mountain 🏔 ⛰ it was the first time I had been on a horse it wouldn’t stop trying to eat everything another first time guy got a better horse it didn’t try to eat everything

[@barelyfunctioning1336]

She legitimately looked horrified at that statement xD

[@cerealbutwarm2649]

Stephanie Noblet that is how my first experience went as well! It was my birthday and I went horse riding with my cousin, horse riding ha seen my dream for a long time, anyway back to how it went, my horses name was Snowy and he was in his 20s, a good beginners horse, he was so sweet, when we started riding he ate everything he could whenever he had a chance

[@SeanVito]

Guaranteed she had no idea what rdr is so she was very confused

[@WaffleStar]

I just spent 20 minutes watching a grown man ride a horse Time well spent

[@amandamarie6184]

Couldn't have said it better myself☺

[@almightyone3147]

I’m so proud of this community

[@menagerieoforigamibirds8647]

Indeed.

[@littlepinktiger3891]

You forgot the word, "badly"

[@mollymcbride1942]

Try to ride a horse*

[@kylie7177]

“they like to be scratched and rubbed, not patted” *looks at my horse who loves to be patted on the forehead*

[@Ewen-tn9pg]

Ngl this was funny and as a horse person it wasn't bad he actually went to a proper riding place with a decent instructor and Barney was brilliant

[@Taikamuna]

The horseman of the apocalypse

[@A1nsL3Y]

Hey man!! I've seen a lot of your domino videos! You're crazy talented!!

[@yuggoth777]

Marquaad is Conquest M&M Phil is war Orang is pestilence Meme Man is Death

[@maxheer7396]

You mean horser 😏

[@jacoblanders3484]

Which horseman of the apocalypse would Mark be?

[@francescaward1763]

get sam and dean winchester on the case

[@rileyslavens9611]

“I own a Bicycle” “Well it’s just like that-“ “I never said I rode the Bicycle” “....oh...”

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Mark and I have that in common

[@user-zp1jo5xd2o]

@@theoneandonlydrowlf819 same tho 👁👄👁✋

[@brookewebb7604]

Barney is such a great horse, perfect for beginners. He was broken so well and he’s so smart! Also adorable

[@justsomeguy3224]

They should have saved this for unus annus. That would have been interesting 😂

[@emilywright7510]

Cries in Unus Annus being gone

[@justsomeguy3224]

@@emilywright7510 hey, they did go horseback riding tho😂

[@heatherfeather7199]

@@justsomeguy3224 yeah, and shot arrows at targets while riding a horse.

[@alexgavan5423]

Poor Mark. He got sent by Dr. Phil to the ranch

[@blizzy6427]

Alex Gavan 👏👏

[@gloss1138]

This deserves more likes!

[@shahkie]

Important question... Why was he seeing Dr. Phil to beGin with o.O

[@verochan894]

PewDiePie will be jealous 😂

[@retroalienfreakazoid4809]

HAHAHAHA YASSS HAHAHA

[@anastasiao4036]

Mark: I accidentally drove the horses off mountains Trainer: *wtf*

[@horizon4414]

I have been riding horses for 10 years. and to be honest, he doesnt have bad form! Also the horse is very well trained and behaved. seems super sweet and patient.

[@tabithatidd9024]

I was honestly surprised that he'd never touched a horse before because he LIVED IN OHIO. I LIVE IN OHIO AND EVERY FAIR SEASON THEY ARE THERE. EVEN IN CITIES lol

[@fishbowlliz]

YES! We have the AQHA Congress in Ohio, and there are SO many barns and equestrian teams. I live in Ohio too. I did IEA in middle school but I switched to YEDA in November. I'm a freshman in highschool.

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

I know!! I've seen so many horses here. Also WHADDUP OHIOANS

[@rileymartin6375]

Mark:How old is he Lady: Barney is in his teenage year(as she gives him emo bangs)

[@Vonbon0_0]

OMG she did XD

[@riverlynn1358]

Riley Martin forelock* 😂

[@allifedyk8531]

Those are not bangs they’re called forlocks

[@Vonbon0_0]

Bangs,Forlocks well not the same thing but still EMOOOOO

[@charlottetheunicorn8218]

my instructor does that too lol

[@RexaNikkisaurus]

"For once in my life, I'm tall." Oh, Mark.

[@eliaslorenz1905]

Mark: Is he okay with dogs? Amy: *N O* Mark

[@elijahe7612]

Mark brings home their new pet horse

[@emilythestrange9792]

13:23 that was like.. actually really good for someone that never sat on a horse before! well done

[@windy4632]

"Ya, I usually end up driving my horses off mountains." *speech 100*

[@sillygoober234]

HAHA

[@grisannetr1146]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RelatableSloth]

I cannot stop laughing like an idiot. This is the funniest interaction with a horse I’ve ever seen someone have. 10/10

[@insanityandinsomnia2632]

All of those 15 ppl are horse ppl

[@angeru_6633]

when he leaned back

[@welchsgum7195]

me, screaming: wHY IS HE HOLDING THE HORN

[@Ssporal]

I like how marks eyes got all big when she said this is ur horn

[@wombatperson5431]

Mark arguing with his instructors in these videos as to how good he is kills me every time

[@cow5392]

Mark: Your head is huge! Barney: Same to you strange man

[@wolf_person618]

Mark: you have big head Horse: I'm taller than you small human

[@theon-32]

IS THAT A SHORT JOKE? (Insert thonk emoji here)

[@jumbojoffer1645]

Mark telling the woman about how he rode the horse off cliffs on RDR2. I cried laughing!

[@photelegy]

Best part 😂😂😂

[@mr.morningstar1978]

Same. Sksksk.

[@gloria6984]

JumboJoffer lmao that was awesome

[@dawnsummer2670]

love the bit where the camera focuses on barney's eyes and a caption of HELP comes up lol

[@Itsnettris]

I’m watching and didn’t realize I was yelling at my phone “MARK QUIT CHOKING ON THE REINS WHEN YOU WANT BARNEY TO TROT AND CANTER!” And “TROT BEAT IS ALSO TO HELP WITH A POST TROT SO YOUR BUTT DONT HURT” then I realized, I’m in my room and this video is from a year ago...

[@rikkatrieseverything]

🤣 same! I love marks enthusiasm, but the way he kept hanging on poor barney's face!😬 also the "sack of potatoes" riding 😅 She really should've said to keep his hands forward when he leaned back. It kinda bugs me that she didn't. Also barney is like the classic babies first gelding 😅

[@scarletrose1326]

mark: if this horse were like a car- me: It would be one horsepower

[@crunchy-water9265]

@Delaney Carpenter whooosh

[@Aplesedjr]

Delaney Carpenter most pointless and confusing unit of measurement ever created.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@Aplesedjr *Insert joke about American measurement system*

[@Aplesedjr]

Hazel Tree at least it’s not as confusing as horsepower. Seriously, who makes a thing called horsepower and makes a horse generate 15? It’s ludicrously stupid. Probably not as dumb as the one where it’s the length from your elbow to the end of your muddle finger though, which is different for everyone.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@Aplesedjr I was joking-

[@elchipoclevengador]

the lady's face when mark starts talking about driving horses off mountain edges

[@Dambasn7085]

elchipoclevengador ahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferandbrad3636]

@Car Dog oh beleive me they don't! Ik...

[@devonadams699]

Mark: makes this video Equestrians: my time has come

[@silvernight7971]

Okay but can we talk about his form during the canter? Perfect weight distribution and movements along with the horse.

[@derekkluck1120]

Her face when he says he accidentally rode them off mountains 😂

[@dannib5021]

i died so hard XD

[@remedy6424]

Omg I literally died 😂😂😂

[@shadowsteed15]

I'm sure a lot of us have done the same thing in Skyrim. :D

[@spidey1100]

@@shadowsteed15 AGREED. I am so sorry, Shadowmere.

[@Jiamil]

@@remedy6424 If that is the case, your comment became far more creepy.

[@Shjandy]

"I'm a horse so I'm a horser." "What's a horser?" "A person who horses, I thought that was self explanitory."

[@agb7059]

That horse is really well trained. If it was my first time riding and I cantered I would be so scared 😂

[@astermorgue]

1:30 mark: “aw barney you’re just a big sweety aren’t you” Barney: *has his ears pinned* LMAO

[@julescarney]

his ears were just moving they weren’t pinned lolll

[@ivegottaluvlikewoe]

"I throw horses off of mountains" Her: *holds tighter*

[@DarrianYates]

0of

[@rlscnmatt]

O[oooooooooooooooooooooooffffffff

[@brie3320]

18:27 oh gosh

[@LotusMgO]

Nobody: Markiplier: *_Y E E H A W_*

[@fundiamond2118]

Me: yyyyyeeeeeeehhhaaawwwwww

[@dedsec3884]

Also me YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

[@LotusMgO]

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES HOLY SHIZ

[@awkwardloser8060]

Mark: "why am I out of breath?" *proof that it's not only the horse working*

[@ClosetDemon]

that horse is so well trained.. i don't know much about horses but my moms friend has horses and they are not nearly as chill as Barney.

[@kal-el702]

Finally Markiplier finally embraced his inner Lord farqad

[@foreverevergreen1762]

Kal-El 702 you know that feeling when you wished you had commented something that someone else commented? I’m not saying that that’s what I’m feeling but that’s exactly what I’m saying

[@namelessman8097]

Yeah He is Short and looks like him so perfect.

[@walterwhite7325]

Lord Fuckwad. It helps if you say it in a Scottish accent

[@sian_sian]

This comment wins, everyone else can go home

[@moonlightthe_wolf_gamer8016]

Kal-El 702 😂😂😂😂

[@spiinniing]

knowing the body language of horses....... barney was DEEPLY concerned about the ability of his rider lmfao. barney had some Doubts.

[@emmadilemma00]

Amy Wallace rightfully so

[@abbystevens5693]

Yep the horse showed signs of anxiety. 😆Buy he Mark gave it conflicting info by squeezing and pulling on the reigns and very obviously for the horse also he sits like a first time horsebackrider ad the horse feels that all...besides the fact that horses feel the emotions and see his bodylanguage. Not that all this is abnormal for a firsttimer. Anyone would ve had the same stuff and Mark was very very quick learner and adjusted fast enough for the horse to not be tt bothered. ☺And he the horse had his first KZbin appearance on Markipliers channel YEAH!

[@kelsiesexton6130]

He did a good job of looking after marki tho. What a good pono

[@jamievee8375]

Even not knowing body language of horses I could tell lol XD

[@despoticsilhouette7841]

of course, he was being mounted by lord farquaad. i'd be concerned too.

[@iamacommonman7122]

5:35 he genuinely bursts out laughter that's how much he's enjoying ❤️

[@makailiclark1142]

“If I start crying it’s only because it’s so beautiful”

[@madisonayres8151]

Mark: I played "Read Dead Redemption" before Me: So you gonna crash that horse into a tree??

[@darkflakyhappytreefriend8026]

I like the undead red dead redemption cause i can rided zombie horse's .

[@Recroomsniperpro]

I play rdr2 in valintene I just shoot people

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Mark: So it's like... Y'know how actors,, they just say they're an actor and then they're an actor? So if I say I'm a horser,,,, I'm a horser. Chasin: You're,,,, what's a horser? Mark: ........... A person who horses. *_Beautiful._*

[@michealtattershall8411]

He's just horsing around

[@GregJonson]

should have called this video "How To Horse"

[@Aelinwildfire]

No wonder why the horse is so muscular he’s cantering and trotting up hills😍

[@kalopsiaa..]

Mark: I own a bicyle. Her: Same thing like bicycles- Him: *I didn't say I rode the bicycle.*