How To Fence

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Markiplier

Markiplier

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I head to a fencing club to learn the ancient art of fencing! It does not go well for me...
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@devoniousk5995
@devoniousk5995 5 жыл бұрын
Carla: usually no one wants to play with me. Markiplier: *current objective SURVIVE*
@davidli7903
@davidli7903 4 жыл бұрын
Underated
@SCP--gr3pd
@SCP--gr3pd 4 жыл бұрын
(*true noise*)
@devoniousk5995
@devoniousk5995 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, so many likes
@michelbernard7986
@michelbernard7986 4 жыл бұрын
*Sweats in threat detected*
@yourdoom2578
@yourdoom2578 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wolfe0332
@wolfe0332 5 жыл бұрын
Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"
@Thomas31392
@Thomas31392 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: What if you lose your grip on it? Carla: *_ill stab you_*
@HectaSpyrit
@HectaSpyrit 5 жыл бұрын
She's the beeest!
@delaneyellis1163
@delaneyellis1163 5 жыл бұрын
I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂
@thepinkocelot3055
@thepinkocelot3055 4 жыл бұрын
I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂
@thenoob275
@thenoob275 4 жыл бұрын
And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard
@20katkbkk
@20katkbkk 5 жыл бұрын
Me first seeing the instructor: aw she looks like a sweet lady "I enjoy stabbing people" Me: aw she's gonna kill us all
@keagenbobeagen
@keagenbobeagen 5 жыл бұрын
itimelord it’s called a joke m8
@justmyrup6724
@justmyrup6724 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Design r/itswooooshwith4o’s ._.
@Betaster3000
@Betaster3000 4 жыл бұрын
Just Myrup ツ not its not XD
@exobutterss1183
@exobutterss1183 4 жыл бұрын
exactly what i thought
@OtachiArkGoBRRRR
@OtachiArkGoBRRRR 4 жыл бұрын
don't even know her name
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 4 жыл бұрын
Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.
@jerekoshe145
@jerekoshe145 3 жыл бұрын
Not even that, just if Ethan came
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 2 жыл бұрын
Truth. I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.
@bumbabees
@bumbabees Жыл бұрын
I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.
@hachii7144
@hachii7144 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: like...you wouldn’t stab me Instructor: Oh would love to.. Mark: *internal screaming intensifies*
@dennisparraga9626
@dennisparraga9626 5 жыл бұрын
Psst... her name is Carla
@tini_ceh
@tini_ceh 5 жыл бұрын
"Carla you wouldn't stab me." "Oh I would LOVE to!" Chaotic neutral
@TBKLumine
@TBKLumine 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want to play DND with you XD
@rebeccarylatt2861
@rebeccarylatt2861 4 жыл бұрын
seeing a UA profile picture on a comment made before the start of ua, makes me happy. Thanks for sticking here :)
@darkfifty9003
@darkfifty9003 4 жыл бұрын
@@TBKLumine now I wanna play dnd with both of you
@TBKLumine
@TBKLumine 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkfifty9003 I'm a lvl 7 artificer, feel free to join XD
@darkfifty9003
@darkfifty9003 4 жыл бұрын
@@TBKLumine what’s the campaign
@brielleneels1130
@brielleneels1130 5 жыл бұрын
"Can I get my glasses? I just wanna _see_ death coming." The funniest thing I've ever heard.
@DZ-1987
@DZ-1987 5 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling. Except i'm not partially blind, and the ones saying it usually have there eyes closed when they duel me. Well, i do understand where they're coming from... I'm like that older brother with power gauntlets who would always protect those he associates with. And then he asks to fight you. I'll shit me pants for sure. If it wasn't me. (Longswords. Best swords next to zweihanders.)
@Infernahlia
@Infernahlia 5 жыл бұрын
Me everyday
@Hound_Of_Craftz
@Hound_Of_Craftz 5 жыл бұрын
yeah
@fauxmarmorer9544
@fauxmarmorer9544 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge* Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough
@hadisyed9083
@hadisyed9083 3 жыл бұрын
getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers
@laufert7100
@laufert7100 Жыл бұрын
Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*
@ericlemesany2614
@ericlemesany2614 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't stick out your butt" Mark: Thrusts Sound effects: WHOOSH!
@LesliePetersFilm
@LesliePetersFilm 5 жыл бұрын
My dream is to become a youtuber. I have 2500 subs and counting, but i hope to help as much people as possible and put smiles on their faces. Made by own song this week for the 2500 subs special. It's going to be amazing! Hope you will watch the premiere with me soon.
@candybrine6423
@candybrine6423 5 жыл бұрын
*SCHWING*
@candybrine6423
@candybrine6423 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelzefanya8296 I set my HxH fan bait, watching and waiting with my zetsu activated. Lo and behold I caught one!
@sammarino7357
@sammarino7357 5 жыл бұрын
ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER RUN
@googletristinthefoxngamer4709
@googletristinthefoxngamer4709 5 жыл бұрын
"Does the Donald Duck Pose"
@AidenLucente
@AidenLucente 5 жыл бұрын
Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour. THIS LADY THOUGH. SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT. I LIKE HER.
@screamsformemes
@screamsformemes 5 жыл бұрын
Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS
@noctuadiscipulum9715
@noctuadiscipulum9715 5 жыл бұрын
She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later
@hitsujichan756
@hitsujichan756 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy
@andrewstepanek8933
@andrewstepanek8933 5 жыл бұрын
She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.
@farkasmactavish
@farkasmactavish 5 жыл бұрын
My own fencing teacher is the same way.
@nancybun9976
@nancybun9976 5 жыл бұрын
“Except when you threw your body on my blade” oh my god I love this woman
@whyamialive8228
@whyamialive8228 4 жыл бұрын
SAME😂😂😂😂😂😇
@IlcotheOtter
@IlcotheOtter 3 жыл бұрын
"I would love to stab you" fencing instructor woman
@chugbat
@chugbat 3 жыл бұрын
28:27
@noelvesbody
@noelvesbody 2 жыл бұрын
actually exactly what more advanced fencers I know have said to me as feedback lol
@elishadanielle9378
@elishadanielle9378 4 жыл бұрын
a new perspective: this would’ve been the first, albeit unofficial unus annus video had ethan just woken up earlier.
@sam.fridayyy
@sam.fridayyy 3 жыл бұрын
that’s what i was thinking
@elijahe7612
@elijahe7612 3 жыл бұрын
24:57 Exactly
@meadeevans278
@meadeevans278 3 жыл бұрын
And now 420 was ruined. It has 450 now
@jerekoshe145
@jerekoshe145 3 жыл бұрын
That'd be great
@KateCantDraw
@KateCantDraw 2 жыл бұрын
The frikk is unus annus
@AliceTheWoofingCat
@AliceTheWoofingCat 5 жыл бұрын
I love how ominous the instructor is. some of my favorite quotes: "I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"* "As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing" "usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)" "He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*
@trcer934
@trcer934 4 жыл бұрын
lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”
@Oblivionaire
@Oblivionaire 3 жыл бұрын
“Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!” “He’ll be fine… but you won’t.” “Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!” “Nobody will find your body…”
@Resi1ience
@Resi1ience 3 жыл бұрын
@@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous
@marcushowell5898
@marcushowell5898 3 жыл бұрын
I love your name
@iamtheanimeweeb
@iamtheanimeweeb 3 жыл бұрын
"Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06
@ThinlyCut90
@ThinlyCut90 5 жыл бұрын
She's such a chaotic neutral energy. I fricken love her.
@leontrotsky3715
@leontrotsky3715 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trust her...
@emircanbahadr
@emircanbahadr 5 жыл бұрын
She’s the frickin definition for it
@crusaduh
@crusaduh 5 жыл бұрын
"I dont have any other friends" The camera dude is shook
@youmakemehappy7
@youmakemehappy7 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he has to film lol
@admirehavok126
@admirehavok126 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@acepogi88
@acepogi88 5 жыл бұрын
Like 360
@leviathan8203
@leviathan8203 5 жыл бұрын
Who is his camera person?
@cometapollo
@cometapollo 5 жыл бұрын
@@leviathan8203 Amy
@jeremyworon7361
@jeremyworon7361 3 жыл бұрын
This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!
@lapislazuli06
@lapislazuli06 3 жыл бұрын
She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂
@mr.amphibian8418
@mr.amphibian8418 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭
@robertcortez4956
@robertcortez4956 Жыл бұрын
She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit
@skyrah1365
@skyrah1365 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: "So is every mistake foolish?" Instructor: "Yes" story of my life
@austinyi9865
@austinyi9865 5 жыл бұрын
MOOOOOOOOD
@blossomsfromloki
@blossomsfromloki 5 жыл бұрын
Same dude, same
@ScarryHarry93
@ScarryHarry93 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm only going to hit you if you do something wrong" Mark: "But....I've never done this before, I'll do everything wrong!" "Oh geez, that's too bad" lol
@EliteChoice77
@EliteChoice77 Жыл бұрын
Just a typical Markiplier experience
@s3p41r0t41
@s3p41r0t41 5 жыл бұрын
"there is no crying in fencing" Mark: "Hold my tears"
@hyperpengu8722
@hyperpengu8722 5 жыл бұрын
did he actually say that? XD
@s3p41r0t41
@s3p41r0t41 5 жыл бұрын
not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722
@hyperpengu8722
@hyperpengu8722 5 жыл бұрын
it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD
@dragongames8301
@dragongames8301 4 жыл бұрын
Carla is the most fun instructor Mark has had. Even all the ones they've had in Unnus Annus. Shes witty along with mark instead of just letting him quip. She's so lively. We love you Carla.
@kiron.602
@kiron.602 5 жыл бұрын
Boss: So..Uh.. What are your talents? Mark: I stab people.
@Foxxytrot_0
@Foxxytrot_0 5 жыл бұрын
Mark when applying to be a hitman.
@SarcasticCupcake223
@SarcasticCupcake223 5 жыл бұрын
Boss: uhh.... **calls the cops**
@j.j1916
@j.j1916 5 жыл бұрын
Hello, 911?
@gemmuffin57
@gemmuffin57 5 жыл бұрын
"What if you lose your grip on it?" "Ill stab you" Me: I love you
@antonyc4241
@antonyc4241 4 жыл бұрын
Comment
@shiroitaka5948
@shiroitaka5948 4 жыл бұрын
@@antonyc4241 reply to comment
@Rain-gg8vd
@Rain-gg8vd 4 жыл бұрын
@@shiroitaka5948 reply to reply to comment
@relic0
@relic0 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rain-gg8vd reply to reply to reply to comment
@Rain-gg8vd
@Rain-gg8vd 4 жыл бұрын
@@relic0 reply to reply to reply to reply to comment
@longbone2652
@longbone2652 5 жыл бұрын
"I can fence with a 10-year-old?" Well yeah, Mark, you can fence with basically anyone who fences. Can you WIN to a 10-year-old, though?
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 жыл бұрын
@@kiwiace4613 _r/whoooosh_
@kiwiace4613
@kiwiace4613 5 жыл бұрын
I know that.... Im ded right?
@the_Gameplex
@the_Gameplex 5 жыл бұрын
No I've fenced a 10 year old and they're fricken deadly
@XfilesandHorrorClips
@XfilesandHorrorClips 5 жыл бұрын
I fenced for 6 years. I'm not as good as i used to be but I've beaten people almost 3 feet taller than me and stronger than me.
@Ny0kit
@Ny0kit 4 жыл бұрын
"Distance is a killer" This aged like fine wine
@hadisyed9083
@hadisyed9083 3 жыл бұрын
none of us are aging like fine wine now though
@just_aaaaly84
@just_aaaaly84 3 жыл бұрын
@@hadisyed9083 aging like tomatoes.
@sngmingis
@sngmingis 5 жыл бұрын
Mark:I’m pretty good *immediately cuts to him dying on the silks*
@nickysze2673
@nickysze2673 5 жыл бұрын
Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's. Perfect duo
@bumdeben9366
@bumdeben9366 5 жыл бұрын
500th like
@elhomiet4461
@elhomiet4461 5 жыл бұрын
Nah kinda awkward
@JohnWalker-kr7pn
@JohnWalker-kr7pn 5 жыл бұрын
650th like
@deadskrillaskrit2078
@deadskrillaskrit2078 5 жыл бұрын
It's what normal people act like yeesh
@ThePurpleBlackDragon
@ThePurpleBlackDragon 5 жыл бұрын
She talked so dark and sinister the whole time. I love it. So amazing to watch.
@Olivia_Dreamrider
@Olivia_Dreamrider 5 жыл бұрын
All my fencing masters were like her, she was great.
@screamsformemes
@screamsformemes 5 жыл бұрын
fantastic instructor!!
@sommmathechamp5801
@sommmathechamp5801 5 жыл бұрын
Hey that’s the Middle Ages for you
@bjhollings1417
@bjhollings1417 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! Me: Is that a Unus Annus reference in the future
@thegod300jr
@thegod300jr 4 жыл бұрын
BJ Hollings it is I was gonna comment on it rn
@papillon2066
@papillon2066 4 жыл бұрын
What, it’s from dragon ball z not unus annus
@ledgendweaver
@ledgendweaver 4 жыл бұрын
It's a DBZ reference
@aulusgalba5679
@aulusgalba5679 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like until I saw the 69 I can’t ruin it :(
@fusionz_official
@fusionz_official 4 жыл бұрын
@@aulusgalba5679 same here man
@LOVES1CK_FOOL
@LOVES1CK_FOOL 5 жыл бұрын
"Fencing is a nice and limber sport" Mark:*continues to be stiff as hell*
@brielleneels1130
@brielleneels1130 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: Not today! _Literally 2 seconds later_ Mark: It's today!
@TigerSaphire56
@TigerSaphire56 5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣
@freeplainavocado1665
@freeplainavocado1665 5 жыл бұрын
Wth
@mossmiller8050
@mossmiller8050 4 жыл бұрын
I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "
@hajidle
@hajidle 2 жыл бұрын
That is a woman you can see
@DrWoofOfficial
@DrWoofOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@hajidle and a professional
@tadadoterson6147
@tadadoterson6147 Жыл бұрын
​@@hajidle mark is, in fact, a woman.
@hajidle
@hajidle Жыл бұрын
@@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman
@dannystott4645
@dannystott4645 Жыл бұрын
​@@hajidle "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla
@Starliing
@Starliing 5 жыл бұрын
"What if I throw it?" Mark just reinvented the meta of fencing.
@Ben_Kimber
@Ben_Kimber 5 жыл бұрын
If there was a pommel, then to end thine opponent rightly, unscrew the pommel from the sword and throw it at them, then close swiftly. Skallagrim and Shadiversity did videos on this.
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 жыл бұрын
So basically a javelin?
@jonathanfore7211
@jonathanfore7211 5 жыл бұрын
CyanH I’m a fencer and I’ve done this while messing around with friends. Wouldn’t suggest it 😂 it bounces back
@crazialex
@crazialex 5 жыл бұрын
What if you bring multiple sword is there a rule against that
@jonathanfore7211
@jonathanfore7211 5 жыл бұрын
crazialex I mean. There’s a game called gladiator. You can “kill” people and they have to drop their weapon and go off to the side. Then you can get 2 weapons if you still have both arms. Other than that, you’d probably get kicked out of an official tournament for even carrying more than one onto the strip
@Chiscribbs
@Chiscribbs 5 жыл бұрын
I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.
@leontrotsky3715
@leontrotsky3715 5 жыл бұрын
lol I feel that
@hse_va
@hse_va 5 жыл бұрын
@@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???
@loganparenteau-sugden7592
@loganparenteau-sugden7592 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Hit me! Mark: *whimpers in fear*
@rainisage1659
@rainisage1659 5 жыл бұрын
my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual *at least not for me* help
@kenns.3107
@kenns.3107 5 жыл бұрын
What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up
@burlyfoil1022
@burlyfoil1022 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: you can't
@jetzeron
@jetzeron 5 жыл бұрын
The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.
@nacuralover2593
@nacuralover2593 4 жыл бұрын
I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.
@rudra3354
@rudra3354 3 ай бұрын
U must be playing on Olympics or National levels?
@proskittlez9366
@proskittlez9366 5 жыл бұрын
23:49 Mark: Not today!... *Gets stabbed* It's today, today's the day... *Stumbles away in fear and defeat*
@SakuraChi8
@SakuraChi8 5 жыл бұрын
"I like beating up on defenseless people" "uuhh......ok"
@Golden_Spud
@Golden_Spud 5 жыл бұрын
BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂
@Xeno2Vsion
@Xeno2Vsion 5 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but ok
@No-bg6hz
@No-bg6hz 5 жыл бұрын
*”I enjoy stabbing people”* Hang in there: *”These pants are very fragile”*
@ShadowLear3467
@ShadowLear3467 5 жыл бұрын
THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER!?
@hamaztheone
@hamaztheone 5 жыл бұрын
who is hang in there?
@infinite6163
@infinite6163 5 жыл бұрын
Oh noes
@bananasrotate7821
@bananasrotate7821 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@XenonPrimeSBSV
@XenonPrimeSBSV 5 жыл бұрын
I would be surprised if a fence disliked stabbing people! :p
@RebekahJae
@RebekahJae 3 жыл бұрын
She’s a fun instructor. Makes me wanna take lessons with her.
@jamethanjames1436
@jamethanjames1436 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: The louder you are the faster you go. Me: If that was true then Jack would be The Flash.
@bunnykun5836
@bunnykun5836 4 жыл бұрын
@Jack Design Jack is pure speed
@borgnafthecheesegod1546
@borgnafthecheesegod1546 4 жыл бұрын
You all forgot, The perfect opportunity to say this. SPEEED IS KEY!!!
@SCP--gr3pd
@SCP--gr3pd 4 жыл бұрын
Me:(reads this and agrees) Also me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@brody_herman
@brody_herman 4 жыл бұрын
Jack?
@potatotomato7025
@potatotomato7025 4 жыл бұрын
I think its cool going back to videos from like 3-5 years ago and seeing some commenters pfp's changed to unus annus stuff.
@KarmaIsLily
@KarmaIsLily 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: Should I look you in the eyes or look at your sword? Carla: Just close your eyes. _It’ll all be over soon._
@Generalneer4522
@Generalneer4522 4 жыл бұрын
is that a reference to stranger things?
@cheesed-kun8445
@cheesed-kun8445 4 жыл бұрын
Tranquilez trust me stranger things didn’t come up with that 😂 people have been saying that far before stranger things existed
@daughterofhalvor
@daughterofhalvor 5 жыл бұрын
This lady is my favorite teacher yet! She’s just so funny and really knows how to banter.
@iSuperdupaloveweed
@iSuperdupaloveweed 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, unless you have any experience with fencing. then you realize she's extremely sub par ._.
@Jokaanan
@Jokaanan 5 жыл бұрын
she was being kinda flirty which creeped me out at first. but then I was like.... well it's Mark can you really blame her 😂
@daughterofhalvor
@daughterofhalvor 5 жыл бұрын
Jokanaan Lol! My only trouble is that I have never flirted or been flirted too. So I just saw all of it as bantering. But if she was flirting than yeah, who could blame her?
@nebvbn4504
@nebvbn4504 5 жыл бұрын
Could you say what she did that was flirting? That swiped me completely
@uwuakaarf6249
@uwuakaarf6249 5 жыл бұрын
its fine your not bleeding yet...-at all or ever
@April-o4l
@April-o4l 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Im not a masochist. Also Mark: "You could stab me!"
@knza4088
@knza4088 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm about to get stabbed." *Continues to play gunshots in the background*
@InfinitePlaysBr
@InfinitePlaysBr 5 жыл бұрын
10 Best Video Startings on The Story (Lmao XD)
@malavidra5157
@malavidra5157 5 жыл бұрын
Киza баш воли ногомет.
@fullcypress2232
@fullcypress2232 5 жыл бұрын
Vietnam flashbacks
@antthecomic844
@antthecomic844 5 жыл бұрын
Parcore
@knza4088
@knza4088 5 жыл бұрын
@@malavidra5157 Indeed, yes.
@siadubey
@siadubey 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m so limber... I did silk dancing last week so...” *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*
@tooded87thesecond48
@tooded87thesecond48 5 жыл бұрын
Sia Dubey "I'm about to get stabbed..." *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*
@KilurDragon
@KilurDragon 5 жыл бұрын
"It was Chica's birthday." *WAR FLASHBACKS*
@dusannovkovic5286
@dusannovkovic5286 5 жыл бұрын
i would love if mark does a video called : "How to Judo"
@HERO_DREAMER
@HERO_DREAMER 5 жыл бұрын
?
@caitlynh210
@caitlynh210 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people* Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing* Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ
@TheStreamingEnderman
@TheStreamingEnderman 2 жыл бұрын
As a fencer myself, I can confirm she was a great instructor. Also, I liked her sense of humour.
@Jaynautic
@Jaynautic 5 жыл бұрын
i think this "Markiplier Learns" series might be the best series on KZbin
@BubblesZap
@BubblesZap 5 жыл бұрын
eh, markiplier makes is better because ethan/tyler
@Schenta
@Schenta 5 жыл бұрын
Jaynautic I 100% agree
@SerpentineSaltern
@SerpentineSaltern 5 жыл бұрын
how about... Markiplier learns... feat. Ethan and Tyler
@DonnaLee4
@DonnaLee4 5 жыл бұрын
You guys don't realise that it's actually called "Markiplier Tries" and also this is the continuation of the VAN VIDEOS....Barrel is back!!
@Benthenewbie414
@Benthenewbie414 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!
@0zzkat
@0zzkat 5 жыл бұрын
I love the instructor! Her sense of humor plays so well with Mark's. She really amped up the comedy here.
@eggwaffle8496
@eggwaffle8496 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@shaohongli8868
@shaohongli8868 5 жыл бұрын
Mark:is every mistake foolish? .......... Lady:YES
@kevalyn8586
@kevalyn8586 4 жыл бұрын
I love this lady's attitude. Dude, you're gonna die... He's gonna be fine. You'll see him next week. He's not bleeding... yet. I mean not a all... ever. She actually said "Ruh-oh!" like Scooby Doo ( 9:04 ) Don't mean to torture you on your first day of fencing... Yes. Its not swashbuckling like WHAAAA- WHAAAUH. Oh, jeez that's too bad. I love her! She's so funny and sarcastic.
@bryankhair7520
@bryankhair7520 5 жыл бұрын
Mark makes cool gaming video KZbin: Mark makes really cool fencing video KZbin:"#10 on gaming"
@imadorkandthisismypicturen1574
@imadorkandthisismypicturen1574 5 жыл бұрын
Mark:Like you wouldn't stab me... Carla: Oh I'd love to 😶😆
@aaronfangheart
@aaronfangheart 5 жыл бұрын
I died when she said that I was like pl5dont stab my boi please
@jadamonk6988
@jadamonk6988 5 жыл бұрын
Instructor review: Super friendly Knowledgeable Possibly a murderer Funny So..... 10/10
@subzer007o4
@subzer007o4 5 жыл бұрын
Possibly a female Dexter ?
@GayBastich
@GayBastich 5 жыл бұрын
Possibly?
@apollo4294
@apollo4294 5 жыл бұрын
Casually hides in the roof to murder whoever she is teaching
@No-uc4ts
@No-uc4ts 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏
@duadtheknifeofdunnwall9725
@duadtheknifeofdunnwall9725 5 жыл бұрын
100 % possibly a murderer
@THESHORTCAKE
@THESHORTCAKE 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier, I’m a fencer and I see you have potential. Please continue to fence.
@RealGodskinDuo
@RealGodskinDuo 5 жыл бұрын
mark: What about that dummy the woman who loves stabbing people: oh that wont be as fun to stab as me as i can fight back
@DZ-1987
@DZ-1987 5 жыл бұрын
She is right. Hitting a used thick mat every evening is not as entertaining as hitting a person who can squeal as you do it.
@bf2098
@bf2098 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@tyler6991
@tyler6991 5 жыл бұрын
DZ LOL
@steeleish
@steeleish 5 жыл бұрын
'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.
@SiriusBlackBuscus
@SiriusBlackBuscus 5 жыл бұрын
Reba Shields Carlaplier?
@LavenderAndOak
@LavenderAndOak 5 жыл бұрын
sameeeeee
@blest7133
@blest7133 5 жыл бұрын
*1 week later* Sees blood splatters on the floor and walls, Mark on the floor crying and the instructor looking at the camera saying "I think he needs another week"
@m3lod1an
@m3lod1an 3 жыл бұрын
I love how towards the end he's still trying to snark her and do his joke bravado but he just can't, he can't even catch his breath enough to finish his phrases. Mark's been matched, everyone
@mcthlady
@mcthlady 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody watching this video: "Aww poor soft boi I would never stab Mark :c" Warfstache: *e n j o y s*
@karmak5461
@karmak5461 5 жыл бұрын
HNG yeah a _very_ friendly stabbing
@BrandiSisk
@BrandiSisk 5 жыл бұрын
Instructor: don’t point it at someone’s unprotected face Mark:like you just did? 🤣🤣🤣
@wormeater5145
@wormeater5145 5 жыл бұрын
"yes."
@reydragonclaw1128
@reydragonclaw1128 5 жыл бұрын
Me: DOES IT STILL COUNT IF I'M POINTING IT AT THEIR NECK? ~says as removes the button that keeps the deadly part contained~
@amaloza3828
@amaloza3828 5 жыл бұрын
The cameraman laughing at Mark getting stabbed is a mood lol
@Sep_tmbr
@Sep_tmbr 3 жыл бұрын
Mark in 2019: I'm about be stabbed Just destroy me Mark in 2021: Shut up I'm not a masochist
@scratchedcds
@scratchedcds 5 жыл бұрын
“I was holding my bird. my bird is dead!” -Mark Fischbach 2019
@SunlessRune
@SunlessRune 5 жыл бұрын
*whatever.works.01 ._.* reminds me of a book called *Of Mice and Men*
@ssjrose7383
@ssjrose7383 5 жыл бұрын
*whatever.works.01 ._.* I read This right when he said that 🤣
@SunlessRune
@SunlessRune 5 жыл бұрын
Jose Ramos xD
@DatRitzBoi
@DatRitzBoi 5 жыл бұрын
I just saw a dead bird...on the ground....oh.
@oliviabroughton5367
@oliviabroughton5367 5 жыл бұрын
His Fencing trainer was hilarious! I laughed through almost the video because of her. ...That and that edit with Mark's butt sticking out. :p
@noahleazenby4621
@noahleazenby4621 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: I did silk dancing earlier so I'm all good (Flashback): AHhhHHhhhHHhHhhHH
@MsMaybe21
@MsMaybe21 5 жыл бұрын
Hero2Gaming her face was absolutely hilarious 😂
@pinkmoonjuice5158
@pinkmoonjuice5158 2 жыл бұрын
Mark is a great student and she is a fantastically witty teacher. 😂 I'd watch all their classes or even the two of them playing video games together. Also "Just...destroy me." Pain tolerance Mark strikes again!
@spaceslugs1502
@spaceslugs1502 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: I dont believe in water. Also Mark a week later: I'm StAn ThE wAtEr MaN.
@MixedCrayonz
@MixedCrayonz 5 жыл бұрын
Carla: FENCE! Mark: *backs up drastically*
@iannemy
@iannemy 5 жыл бұрын
I love how her voice sound so sarcastic and dark 😂
@andrewgarsed7948
@andrewgarsed7948 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll just aim for the blobby mass you are". Charming
@jay-b1223
@jay-b1223 5 жыл бұрын
21:43 “Can I just get my glasses. I wanna see death coming.” 🤣🤣🤣
@kamikaze6198
@kamikaze6198 5 жыл бұрын
Instruction unclear Get ads instead
@kamikaze6198
@kamikaze6198 5 жыл бұрын
2 time!!!!!
@bananasrotate7821
@bananasrotate7821 5 жыл бұрын
@@kamikaze6198 wait what that happened to me too lol
@bananasrotate7821
@bananasrotate7821 5 жыл бұрын
@@kamikaze6198 bruh why were there *2* ad breaks
@kamikaze6198
@kamikaze6198 5 жыл бұрын
@@bananasrotate7821 dems youtube want fems mone
@soldmysoultobangtan2631
@soldmysoultobangtan2631 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the dynamic of you two together is killing me. I love her 😂😂
@jaroodthefab5669
@jaroodthefab5669 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: "ow!" Instructor: "oh, it doesn't hurt." *stabs him 3 times* XD
@elijahnelson9069
@elijahnelson9069 5 жыл бұрын
I read this right as it happened😂
@charliewiltshire7517
@charliewiltshire7517 4 жыл бұрын
I do fencing and it really doesn’t hurt
@ich_bien_dumb5124
@ich_bien_dumb5124 4 жыл бұрын
@@charliewiltshire7517 Yeah same, you just need to be careful because you can get bruises
@cyrilgigee4630
@cyrilgigee4630 4 жыл бұрын
669th like.
@pragon1173
@pragon1173 3 жыл бұрын
As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm going to get stabbed." Me (a fencer) while nodding: "Repeatedly."
@randomperson6861
@randomperson6861 5 жыл бұрын
yes I thought so too
@ameliabaugh312
@ameliabaugh312 5 жыл бұрын
As a fencer, I knew this wouldn’t end well
@mage_the_mage
@mage_the_mage 5 жыл бұрын
Ethribin especially in Epee. I’d be scared for his life if he tried Sabre though, one time I got bruises about 3 to 4 inches long.
@ameliabaugh312
@ameliabaugh312 5 жыл бұрын
Matilda H that’s why I like foil lol
@Danger11007
@Danger11007 5 жыл бұрын
“I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.” -markimoo 2019
@Tandosdelarno
@Tandosdelarno 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: fight me at full power please just so the people at home know what it's like. Carla: *MEGALOVAINIA AT FULL VOLUME*
@deviljho4260
@deviljho4260 5 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@august4476
@august4476 5 жыл бұрын
O O no u
@markhaus
@markhaus 5 жыл бұрын
You haven't seen her final form
@MartinFrostia
@MartinFrostia 5 жыл бұрын
That was only 10% of her real power
@zoenicoletv
@zoenicoletv 5 жыл бұрын
I can hear this comment
@jesssparks5929
@jesssparks5929 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *watching this in 2020* Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!” Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 жыл бұрын
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
@CricketTheHivewing
@CricketTheHivewing 5 жыл бұрын
The instructor’s Sarcasm is priceless XD 😂
@hunni5713
@hunni5713 5 жыл бұрын
7:02 I love how he _conveniently_ misses out pole dancing XD
@ryansalmon6411
@ryansalmon6411 5 жыл бұрын
And that's the thing he's done the most
@awfulcreature3224
@awfulcreature3224 5 жыл бұрын
14:47 "Okay, that sounds good in a creepy way" God her delivery is amazing XD she's so funny!
@neighborlytoad-3938
@neighborlytoad-3938 4 жыл бұрын
“this is what it means to go even further beyond!” but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 жыл бұрын
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
@ledgendweaver
@ledgendweaver 3 жыл бұрын
@@spiritvdc5109 Yep.
@laurenbear4670
@laurenbear4670 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha! *"Don't stick out ur buut..."* *Moves butt in immediately* Me: XD
@XfilesandHorrorClips
@XfilesandHorrorClips 5 жыл бұрын
that a commen problem and cripple people's ability to fence well
@wulvrum399
@wulvrum399 5 жыл бұрын
I got a gif of it. Its amazing
@KatieCochran
@KatieCochran 5 жыл бұрын
The sound effect made it all that much funnier. XD
@brodygilmore1723
@brodygilmore1723 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren Alexander I was dying of laughter and I just kept replying it and then laughing again and it made me so lightheaded 😂
@passwordpanda
@passwordpanda 5 жыл бұрын
Omg she's so hilarious and matches your humour and energy so well, Mark. What a perfect cohost for the show
@darthtyranus378
@darthtyranus378 5 жыл бұрын
They should do a let's play together
@linkeffect82
@linkeffect82 5 жыл бұрын
Or even playing an online virtual reality game competing against one another, that could be amazing. I also think she would love meme beats quite a bit, that seems perfect with her skillset, but she's certainly a well coordinated and dexterous person to be able to play any virtual game I feel, especially super hot vr.
@Pecangaming
@Pecangaming 5 жыл бұрын
If you told me when I first saw one of Marks videos back in the good ol indie horror game days that he would be uploading videos of him fencing in 2019. I'd probably say Yeah that makes sense
@hcvibes
@hcvibes 5 жыл бұрын
Mark without the sword just looks like he's tryna do Harry Potter spells
@Selkvile
@Selkvile 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I feel so bad for her. "Relax" *collapses* "Okay not that much"
@dew2334
@dew2334 5 жыл бұрын
Mark you conquered horseback riding and fencing now combine the two and master jousting next.🤺🏇
@JacktheFireEater
@JacktheFireEater 5 жыл бұрын
This. This is what we need.
@splinterwolf_
@splinterwolf_ 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget aerial silk dancing
@centmain4538
@centmain4538 5 жыл бұрын
That would be ebic!
@Thedude3rd
@Thedude3rd 5 жыл бұрын
Phenguin King What, you want him to do flips on the horse?!
@gooodmorningm345
@gooodmorningm345 5 жыл бұрын
It would be cool to see him doing soccer ⚽️
@imsyber
@imsyber 5 жыл бұрын
Instructor: "I'll just hit you if you do something bad." Mark: "But ima do a lot wrong because I've never played before" Instructor: "Aw geez, that's too bad"
@CooL_Dino13
@CooL_Dino13 4 жыл бұрын
Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD
@RtsShrtFrRtthw
@RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh I don't drink water. I don't believe in water" "Ah, he just drinks beer" "No I cant have beer either"
@SCP--gr3pd
@SCP--gr3pd 4 жыл бұрын
Mark:(sees lake) Also mark:STAY BACK DEMON
@sarahmellinger8125
@sarahmellinger8125 4 жыл бұрын
Mark:Pour holy water on it Also mark:wait
@anonymousanonymous2423
@anonymousanonymous2423 4 жыл бұрын
There you have it.
@cry0n1c
@cry0n1c 5 жыл бұрын
24:50 Mark: I've got natural instincts Lady: *Stab*
@SCP--gr3pd
@SCP--gr3pd 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking at the comments and it was on the point The heavy is dead noise*
@rencedionson273
@rencedionson273 4 жыл бұрын
@@SCP--gr3pd WHO KILLED THE HeAVY!
@pangzb96
@pangzb96 5 жыл бұрын
"I do know how to walk." _in his head_ : Stupid Walking
@crazygrl074
@crazygrl074 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I just watched all of his "West of Loathing" Videos!!! His reaction to the stupid walking was the best!
@luxousflores8812
@luxousflores8812 5 жыл бұрын
He's doing one of the many I think...
@Byufard
@Byufard 5 жыл бұрын
Pang Zheng Bin West o loathiiiing YAS
@MrLOLO-ft6mz
@MrLOLO-ft6mz 4 жыл бұрын
21:22 "Just destroy me." - Not a masochist
@kaitiericketts1566
@kaitiericketts1566 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that the lady basically dropped her sword from position and yell ah just so mark can hit her 😂
@beatorizmuusushi
@beatorizmuusushi 5 жыл бұрын
Carla: don't want to point the weapon to somebody who is not wearing a face protection mask Carla: *points at Mark* Mark: ...like you just did? Carla: *yes*
@CinnDraws
@CinnDraws 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry but.. Mask*
@admiralhipster9583
@admiralhipster9583 5 жыл бұрын
@@CinnDraws what?
@kibasorata5680
@kibasorata5680 5 жыл бұрын
"do you have any mental dissorder causing you stress?" Mark: "well....." -flashbacks to his rage games streams- "well i havent stabbed anyone"
@ohyeahyeah8625
@ohyeahyeah8625 5 жыл бұрын
@@vixxian0745 you called?
@ProfessorMonstru
@ProfessorMonstru 5 жыл бұрын
I love this woman and her sense of humor. She seems like such a good-natured person, perfect for an instructor! Looks like Mark had a lot of fun, too!
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