How To Fence

I head to a fencing club to learn the ancient art of fencing! It does not go well for me...
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[@devoniousk5995]

Carla: usually no one wants to play with me. Markiplier: *current objective SURVIVE*

[@davidli7903]

Underated

[@SCP--gr3pd]

(*true noise*)

[@devoniousk5995]

Jesus, so many likes

[@michelbernard7986]

*Sweats in threat detected*

[@yourdoom2578]

Lol

[@20katkbkk]

Me first seeing the instructor: aw she looks like a sweet lady "I enjoy stabbing people" Me: aw she's gonna kill us all

[@keagenbobeagen4405]

itimelord it’s called a joke m8

[@justmyrup6724]

Jack Design r/itswooooshwith4o’s ._.

[@Bennieboy918]

Just Myrup ツ not its not XD

[@exobutterss1183]

exactly what i thought

[@obsidian7075]

don't even know her name

[@cyrilgigee4630]

Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.

[@jerekoshe145]

Not even that, just if Ethan came

[@NoriMori1992]

Truth. I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.

[@bumbabees]

I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.

[@elishadanielle9378]

a new perspective: this would’ve been the first, albeit unofficial unus annus video had ethan just woken up earlier.

[@sam.fridayyy]

that’s what i was thinking

[@elijahe7612]

24:57 Exactly

[@meadeevans278]

And now 420 was ruined. It has 450 now

[@jerekoshe145]

That'd be great

[@KateCantDraw]

The frikk is unus annus

[@ThinlyCut90]

She's such a chaotic neutral energy. I fricken love her.

[@leontrotsky3715]

I wouldn't trust her...

[@emircanbahadr]

She’s the frickin definition for it

[@Starliing]

"What if I throw it?" Mark just reinvented the meta of fencing.

[@Ben_Kimber]

If there was a pommel, then to end thine opponent rightly, unscrew the pommel from the sword and throw it at them, then close swiftly. Skallagrim and Shadiversity did videos on this.

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

So basically a javelin?

[@jonathanfore7211]

CyanH I’m a fencer and I’ve done this while messing around with friends. Wouldn’t suggest it 😂 it bounces back

[@crazialex]

What if you bring multiple sword is there a rule against that

[@jonathanfore7211]

crazialex I mean. There’s a game called gladiator. You can “kill” people and they have to drop their weapon and go off to the side. Then you can get 2 weapons if you still have both arms. Other than that, you’d probably get kicked out of an official tournament for even carrying more than one onto the strip

[@fauxmarmorer9544]

Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge* Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough

[@hadisyed9083]

getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers

[@laufert7100]

Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*

[@jeremyworon7361]

This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!

[@lapislazuli06]

She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂

[@mr.amphibian8418]

Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭

[@robertcortez4956]

She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit

[@crusaduh]

"I dont have any other friends" The camera dude is shook

[@youmakemehappy7]

Well, he has to film lol

[@admirehavok126]

lol

[@acepogi88]

Like 360

[@leviathan8203]

Who is his camera person?

[@halsbandfuchs]

@@leviathan8203 Amy

[@longbone2652]

"I can fence with a 10-year-old?" Well yeah, Mark, you can fence with basically anyone who fences. Can you WIN to a 10-year-old, though?

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@kiwiace4613 _r/whoooosh_

[@kiwiace4613]

I know that.... Im ded right?

[@-squishboi-7196]

He’s gonna cut up ur shins

[@the_Gameplex]

No I've fenced a 10 year old and they're fricken deadly

[@antinym7722]

I fenced for 6 years. I'm not as good as i used to be but I've beaten people almost 3 feet taller than me and stronger than me.

[@neread2646]

"Distance is a killer" This aged like fine wine

[@hadisyed9083]

none of us are aging like fine wine now though

[@just_aaaaly84]

@@hadisyed9083 aging like tomatoes.

[@dragongames8301]

Carla is the most fun instructor Mark has had. Even all the ones they've had in Unnus Annus. Shes witty along with mark instead of just letting him quip. She's so lively. We love you Carla.

[@hachii7144]

Mark: like...you wouldn’t stab me Instructor: Oh would love to.. Mark: *internal screaming intensifies*

[@dennisparraga9626]

Psst... her name is Carla

[@bellamiku8882]

"I like beating up on defenseless people" "uuhh......ok"

[@Keef_razor]

BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂

[@anthonymarcos9477]

Weird flex but ok

[@mossmiller8050]

I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "

[@tangytim6699]

That is a woman you can see

[@DrWoofOfficial]

@@tangytim6699 and a professional

[@tadadoterson6147]

​@@tangytim6699 mark is, in fact, a woman.

[@tangytim6699]

@@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman

[@dannystott4645]

​@@tangytim6699 "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla

[@bjhollings1417]

Mark: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! Me: Is that a Unus Annus reference in the future

[@thegod300jr]

BJ Hollings it is I was gonna comment on it rn

[@papillon2066]

What, it’s from dragon ball z not unus annus

[@ledgendweaver]

It's a DBZ reference

[@aulusgalba5679]

I was gonna like until I saw the 69 I can’t ruin it :(

[@fusionz_official]

@@aulusgalba5679 same here man

[@AidenLucente]

Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour. THIS LADY THOUGH. SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT. I LIKE HER.

[@screamsformemes]

Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later

[@hitsujichan756]

Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy

[@andrewstepanek8933]

She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.

[@farkasmactavish]

My own fencing teacher is the same way.

[@brielleneels1130]

"Can I get my glasses? I just wanna _see_ death coming." The funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@DZ-1987]

I know the feeling. Except i'm not partially blind, and the ones saying it usually have there eyes closed when they duel me. Well, i do understand where they're coming from... I'm like that older brother with power gauntlets who would always protect those he associates with. And then he asks to fight you. I'll shit me pants for sure. If it wasn't me. (Longswords. Best swords next to zweihanders.)

[@infernalia666]

Me everyday

[@Sebastian-gn2mu]

yeah

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

As a fencer myself, I can confirm she was a great instructor. Also, I liked her sense of humour.

[@RebekahJae]

She’s a fun instructor. Makes me wanna take lessons with her.

[@MiaClawdeen]

"He's not bleeding yet! Uh, i mean, at all, *ever* ..." Not sure if i believe you 😂😂

[@FlameArrow82]

so true.

[@lucaslopez4844]

Who would believe her?!?😂

[@L0VES1CK_F00L]

"Fencing is a nice and limber sport" Mark:*continues to be stiff as hell*

[@nacuralover2593]

I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.

[@Tyler-nr6kl]

Mark: Im not a masochist. Also Mark: "You could stab me!"

[@sngmingis]

Mark:I’m pretty good *immediately cuts to him dying on the silks*

[@s3p41r0t41]

"there is no crying in fencing" Mark: "Hold my tears"

[@hyperpengu8722]

did he actually say that? XD

[@s3p41r0t41]

not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722

[@hyperpengu8722]

it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD

[@THESHORTCAKE]

Markiplier, I’m a fencer and I see you have potential. Please continue to fence.

[@pragon1173]

As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going

[@TigerSaphire56]

"Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣

[@freeplainavocado1665]

Wth

[@ericlemesany2614]

"Don't stick out your butt" Mark: Thrusts Sound effects: WHOOSH!

[@LesliePetersFilm]

My dream is to become a youtuber. I have 2500 subs and counting, but i hope to help as much people as possible and put smiles on their faces. Made by own song this week for the 2500 subs special. It's going to be amazing! Hope you will watch the premiere with me soon.

[@candybrine6423]

*SCHWING*

[@candybrine6423]

@@michaelzefanya8296 I set my HxH fan bait, watching and waiting with my zetsu activated. Lo and behold I caught one!

[@sammarino7357]

ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER RUN

[@googletristinthefoxngamer4709]

"Does the Donald Duck Pose"

[@andrewgarsed7948]

"I'll just aim for the blobby mass you are". Charming

[@sharad6398]

Mark in 2019: I'm about be stabbed Just destroy me Mark in 2021: Shut up I'm not a masochist

[@kiron.602]

Boss: So..Uh.. What are your talents? Mark: I stab people.

[@araya1671]

Mark when applying to be a hitman.

[@SarcasticCupcake223]

Boss: uhh.... **calls the cops**

[@j.j1916]

Hello, 911?

[@tini_ceh654]

"Carla you wouldn't stab me." "Oh I would LOVE to!" Chaotic neutral

[@TBKLumine]

Now I want to play DND with you XD

[@rebeccarylatt2861]

seeing a UA profile picture on a comment made before the start of ua, makes me happy. Thanks for sticking here :)

[@darkfifty9003]

@@TBKLumine now I wanna play dnd with both of you

[@TBKLumine]

@@darkfifty9003 I'm a lvl 7 artificer, feel free to join XD

[@darkfifty9003]

@@TBKLumine what’s the campaign

[@pinkmoonjuice5158]

Mark is a great student and she is a fantastically witty teacher. 😂 I'd watch all their classes or even the two of them playing video games together. Also "Just...destroy me." Pain tolerance Mark strikes again!

[@TBKLumine]

I feel like she's been on youtube before. She definitely knows what to say.

[@gemmuffin57]

"What if you lose your grip on it?" "Ill stab you" Me: I love you

[@antonyc4241]

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[@skyrah1365]

Mark: "So is every mistake foolish?" Instructor: "Yes" story of my life

[@austinyi9865]

MOOOOOOOOD

[@blossomsfromloki]

Same dude, same

[@kevalyn8586]

I love this lady's attitude. Dude, you're gonna die... He's gonna be fine. You'll see him next week. He's not bleeding... yet. I mean not a all... ever. She actually said "Ruh-oh!" like Scooby Doo ( 9:04 ) Don't mean to torture you on your first day of fencing... Yes. Its not swashbuckling like WHAAAA- WHAAAUH. Oh, jeez that's too bad. I love her! She's so funny and sarcastic.

[@coo_dino6083]

Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD

[@caitlynh210]

Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people* Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing* Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ

[@wolfe0332]

Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"

[@Thomas31392]

Mark: What if you lose your grip on it? Carla: *_ill stab you_*

[@HectaSpyrit]

She's the beeest!

[@delaneyellis1163]

I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂

[@thepinkocelot3055]

I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂

[@thenoob275]

And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

“this is what it means to go even further beyond!” but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao

[@spiritvdc5109]

pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)

[@ledgendweaver]

@@spiritvdc5109 Yep.

[@WHAL-E]

My childhood friend has done fencing since he was 5 years old. I’m 16, and he is 15. I’m not in fencing, but I’ve been to many of his practices and some of his tournaments. Watching this has been really funny.

[@AliceTheWoofingCat]

I love how ominous the instructor is. some of my favorite quotes: "I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"* "As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing" "usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)" "He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*

[@trcer934]

lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”

[@Oblivionaire]

“Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!” “He’ll be fine… but you won’t.” “Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!” “Nobody will find your body…”

[@Resi1ience]

@@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous

[@marcushowell5898]

I love your name

[@iamtheanimeweeb]

"Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06

[@knza4088]

"I'm about to get stabbed." *Continues to play gunshots in the background*

[@InfinitePlaysBr]

10 Best Video Startings on The Story (Lmao XD)

[@malavidra5157]

Киza баш воли ногомет.

[@fullcypress2232]

Vietnam flashbacks

[@antthecomic844]

Parcore

[@knza4088]

@@malavidra5157 Indeed, yes.

[@jesssparks5929]

Me: *watching this in 2020* Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!” Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D

[@spiritvdc5109]

pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)

[@MrLOLO-ft6mz]

21:22 "Just destroy me." - Not a masochist

[@brielleneels1130]

Mark: Not today! _Literally 2 seconds later_ Mark: It's today!

[@blest7133]

*1 week later* Sees blood splatters on the floor and walls, Mark on the floor crying and the instructor looking at the camera saying "I think he needs another week"

[@m3lod1an]

I love how towards the end he's still trying to snark her and do his joke bravado but he just can't, he can't even catch his breath enough to finish his phrases. Mark's been matched, everyone

[@ProfessorMonstru]

I love this woman and her sense of humor. She seems like such a good-natured person, perfect for an instructor! Looks like Mark had a lot of fun, too!

[@mayo6213]

mark: What about that dummy the woman who loves stabbing people: oh that wont be as fun to stab as me as i can fight back

[@DZ-1987]

She is right. Hitting a used thick mat every evening is not as entertaining as hitting a person who can squeal as you do it.

[@bf2098]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tyler6991]

DZ LOL

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

She talked so dark and sinister the whole time. I love it. So amazing to watch.

[@Olivia_Dreamrider]

All my fencing masters were like her, she was great.

[@screamsformemes]

fantastic instructor!!

[@sommmathechamp5801]

Hey that’s the Middle Ages for you

[@Gordonius]

You could even say, he was on the fence about it.

[@L1zArD968]

I’ve fenced before and mark experiencing the same thing and seeing how he does it makes me laugh too much

[@nancybun9976]

“Except when you threw your body on my blade” oh my god I love this woman

[@whyamialive8228]

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😇

[@IlcotheOtter]

"I would love to stab you" fencing instructor woman

[@chugbat]

28:27

[@noelvesbody]

actually exactly what more advanced fencers I know have said to me as feedback lol

[@proskittlez9366]

23:49 Mark: Not today!... *Gets stabbed* It's today, today's the day... *Stumbles away in fear and defeat*

[@localstalewaterdrinker1440]

as a fencer, i am 5 seconds into this and i already feel pained

[@ParLosGaming]

I would've loved to see Eef do this with Mark

[@KarmaIsLily]

Mark: Should I look you in the eyes or look at your sword? Carla: Just close your eyes. _It’ll all be over soon._

[@Generalneer4522]

is that a reference to stranger things?

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Tranquilez trust me stranger things didn’t come up with that 😂 people have been saying that far before stranger things existed

[@loganparenteau-sugden7592]

Teacher: Hit me! Mark: *whimpers in fear*

[@rainisage1659]

my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual *at least not for me* help

[@kenns.3107]

What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up

[@burlyfoil1022]

Teacher: you can't

[@jetzeron]

The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.

[@xanderpascua2005]

Can we just accept that if Ethan came, this would have been another unas annus vid😂😂

[@lukiv7004]

I love how the first person he thought of bringing was Ethan and this was before Unus Annus. God damn I love the both of them

[@sspo0kii733]

“I enjoy stabbing people” A statement I have said so many times.

[@lilyrose50]

Same bro it scares my class

[@Emily-vn5ts]

I don’t know if I should laugh or be concerned

[@lilyrose50]

It's ok I say it as a joke to scare my class

[@spicyhummus]

But have you even stabbed anyone?

[@benbair2625]

I’ve said that when I get stressed I like to shoot stuff in class before🤣

[@ScarryHarry93]

"I'm only going to hit you if you do something wrong" Mark: "But....I've never done this before, I'll do everything wrong!" "Oh geez, that's too bad" lol

[@EliteChoice77]

Just a typical Markiplier experience

[@obimomkenobi1161]

The dynamic between these two is so fun to watch. Thanks for making me giggle! You da best, Mark!

[@jakobithecommenter7024]

Literally a let's play: she's teaching him all the weapon attacks and he's as usual fooling around XD

[@No-bg6hz]

*”I enjoy stabbing people”* Hang in there: *”These pants are very fragile”*

[@ShadowLear3467]

THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER!?

[@hamazhamza5162]

who is hang in there?

[@infinite6163]

Oh noes

[@bananasrotate7821]

666 likes

[@thomasparkin259]

I would be surprised if a fence disliked stabbing people! :p

[@rshadows3650]

I really wish Ethan would’ve responded and done this. 😂

[@linkeffect82]

Me too. but Carla is such a wonderful teacher that this was a ton of fun to watch. This will build up Mark's skills at any rate, so he can confidently go up against Ethan! He'll need the confidence, because Ethan is a wiry guy who would be tricky to hit, no offense to him ^^. Tyler on the other hand, would be terrifying because of his reach.

[@alex_is_out]

26:10 Love how she just wacks him on the head. Love this woman

[@hcvibes]

Mark without the sword just looks like he's tryna do Harry Potter spells

[@0zzkat]

I love the instructor! Her sense of humor plays so well with Mark's. She really amped up the comedy here.

[@eggwaffle8496]

Agreed

[@imadorkandthisismypicturen1574]

Mark:Like you wouldn't stab me... Carla: Oh I'd love to 😶😆

[@aaronfangheart]

I died when she said that I was like pl5dont stab my boi please

[@clearmelody6252]

He should totally try Historical Fencing next! There should be a HEMA club in LA, somewhere, I would think.

[@nathanielwilcox4947]

Hey fellow HEMAist.

[@NerdyGirlPhotography]

“You won’t stab me” “Oh I would love to”

[@steeleish]

'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.

[@SiriusBlackBuscus]

Reba Shields Carlaplier?

[@LavenderAndOak]

sameeeeee

[@byteme643]

"I could beat a one year old at this point?" *_BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HOLD A SWORD._*

[@darkheart5525]

Instructor: Bend your knees Mark: *Dose a plea* Prolly spelled that wrong lol

[@toolazy3066]

“The louder you are the faster you go” Well then i guess sean needs to be careful

[@MixedCrayonz]

Carla: FENCE! Mark: *backs up drastically*

[@Selkvile]

Oh, I feel so bad for her. "Relax" *collapses* "Okay not that much"

[@baconmanmc1537]

23:49 The stance and the noise he made killed me xD

[@SebastianGonzalez-we6tw]

Mark : i like beating up on defenseless people Her: okay!

[@ethribin4188]

Mark: "I'm going to get stabbed." Me (a fencer) while nodding: "Repeatedly."

[@randomperson6861]

yes I thought so too

[@ameliabaugh312]

As a fencer, I knew this wouldn’t end well

[@magecalamari_damace3989]

Ethribin especially in Epee. I’d be scared for his life if he tried Sabre though, one time I got bruises about 3 to 4 inches long.

[@ameliabaugh312]

Matilda H that’s why I like foil lol

[@Chiscribbs]

I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.

[@leontrotsky3715]

lol I feel that

[@HSE_VO]

@@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???

[@eramsorgr]

Love how both of them are into the fun and giggles vibe

[@endlandgamer3487]

I'm just sayin', i would love to have seen mark fence the 15 year olds

[@vanillaorchid7133]

Mark Wants To Know Every Single Sport. KZbin: oK

[@MegaKhelditia]

I'm still waiting for ballet with Dan & Phil. The comedic potential. The clumsiness. Or the surprising lack thereof.

[@Danger11007]

“I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.” -markimoo 2019

[@loveisblind1723]

As a professional fencer I can proudly say mark has done well for his first time.

[@northup1]

24:57 "this is what it's like to go even further BEYOND" any time i hear these words, there's only one channel i can think of

[@nickysze2673]

Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's. Perfect duo

[@bumdeben9366]

500th like

[@elhomiet4461]

Nah kinda awkward

[@JohnWalker-kr7pn]

650th like

[@deadskrillaskrit2078]

It's what normal people act like yeesh

[@siadubey]

“I’m so limber... I did silk dancing last week so...” *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*

[@tooded87thesecond48]

Sia Dubey "I'm about to get stabbed..." *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*

[@KilurDragon]

"It was Chica's birthday." *WAR FLASHBACKS*

[@dusannovkovic5286]

i would love if mark does a video called : "How to Judo"

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

?

[@kummanonono5953]

as someone who does fencing this is very funny to watch

[@jodapoda]

I just got an advertisement about fences right at the beginning of this video... I don’t think KZbin understands what type of fencing this video is about.

[@iannemy]

I love how her voice sound so sarcastic and dark 😂

[@shaohongli8868]

Mark:is every mistake foolish? .......... Lady:YES

[@Rio.Punk.T]

As a former fencer, the sound of the swords clashing haunts me in my dreams 😆

[@travisdingolaite6184]

what made you stop

[@jetmirii]

@@travisdingolaite6184 great question but you’re 2 years too late 😭

[@travisdingolaite6184]

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[@spiritvdc5109]

For everyone commenting about him saying "This is to go even further beyond!!" - it's a DBZ reference that predated Unus Annus