FARMER MARKIPLIER REPORTING FOR DUTY | Farm Simulator 2019

[@jefferey_92]

Bob is actually hilarious. "We gotta grow good stuff like iPhones" How? "I don't know, I think apples grow on trees or something"

[@Pale_7567]

Fuck that is clever

[@Ignirium]

Bob's always funny

[@avelovesfrogs5402]

I am crying of laughter, I love puns.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Glad WE at least get the joke!

[@randybray7558]

Saw someone say somthing about modern life being restrictive. How is modern life restrictive? Who would want to live like a tribal( no offence) ? I don't see why someone wouldn't like todays developed way of life.. Sorry for being random.

[@Giganotti]

Markiplier: *Goes buying farm equipment* Markiplier: *Comes back with Optimus Prime* 19:59

[@asas7nk1ng]

XD

[@TheTaylorwailer]

It was like he puffed up to defend his crops 😂

[@Smalldreams22]

Lmao 😂😂

[@DJdoppIer]

It's "Beetboxer". _Decepticons hate him._

[@redfox396]

This made me cry with laughter

[@mediumugly4322]

“We gotta grow good stuff like IPhones” “Uh okay How do we do that?” “Idk I think Apples grow on trees or somethin” Smoothest dad joke in the video

[@LemonsOnTheFloor]

what is this reply section

[@this7580]

charlie. no

[@undeadlegend696]

"5 replys" *Shows three replys* Mafs

[@deannascorner8112]

I loved that so much

[@Gacha-RNG]

Lol I was laughing for like 3 min after that joke

[@ceceliacellini4656]

my partner is the owner/manager of a very large farm. whenever he feels glum, we rewatch these farm simulator videos and they, no matter what, make him laugh hysterically. thank you for bringing him joy at the expense of you guys looking like total dodos. you have no idea how much this silly little series of videos has brightened our quarantine.

[@BeanColored]

Aww this was cute😊

[@13_cmi]

Farming simulator is a beautiful game

[@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch]

Well, shit. I didn't expect this level of adorable wholesomeness today. 😊

[@irishboy6965]

i just found out my girlfriend left me for someone who lives in a different continent, and i havent felt any joy whats so ever today until i saw the classic idiots trying to farm. really helped me feel better

[@bonniebxnny]

@@irishboy6965 sorry to hear that man :/ hope you're feeling better now!

[@Senior_Pineapple]

Wade:"Is this what farmers really do?" Mark:"No, there's no way" Farmers: .___.

[@Sodaztabz]

tbh its harder

[@mindslayer1404]

Patience Nicole Productions lol my dad grew up on a farm back when they didn’t have all these new technologies. And his family grew tobacco fields and raised cattle so yeah, way harder.

[@marieindia8116]

@@Sodaztabz yes and real time consequences when you block a road, run over someone's property with your tractor or blast across road boundaries

[@alecLogan]

@@marieindia8116 And collision physics actually result in pricey repairs, days of waiting for that to get done, grumbling at weather making things inconvenient, etc.

[@kaigamerwolf5850]

Farmers: Well yes, but actually no

[@Pale_7567]

“There’s weeeeds?!” *weeds start appearing as fast as real life weeds* “AAAAAAGH!”

[@LazyDogJumper]

Seeing them explode out like that really made me laugh

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Those are some impressive real life weeds where you live. Botanists would like to have your address.

[@senpie9087]

Can we smoke them?

[@acastusofastora8641]

@@senpie9087 if you want lung cancer

[@karvast5726]

If weed grows that fast i think you need to find you local nuclear powerplant and tell them THERE WAS A FUCKING NUCLEAR ACCIDENT

[@tonymontana6888]

I'm disappointed he didn't refer to himself in the title as "Farmiplier"

[@alchemist824]

Probably because he'd have a lot more comments asking him to play Stardew Valley again

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

What about Farkiplier

[@tonymontana6888]

@@blackfang-ms5rq Sharkiplier has entered the chat

[@melonsw33t28]

Mookiplier

[@rekyu3d541]

literally just came to the comments to make sure someone mentioned Farmiplier 🤣

[@staydead1229]

“I’ll follow Wade’s illegal left turn but, y’know, we’re farmers.” - accurate attitude of my local farmers lmfaooo

[@SeanMadeAScene]

that just sounds like california

[@pyshrub]

Sounds like Indiana

[@cyvenfx7271]

Game: "Remove tops" Mark: _"Well, time to strip I guess"_

[@abhishekrajesh2300]

@Noah Woodruff you obviously haven't seen Unus Annus

[@abhishekrajesh2300]

@Noah Woodruff Man... :(

[@gusbusshmurda]

@Noah Woodruff don’t worry my guy neither have I 😔

[@maddoxmehnke2957]

@@gusbusshmurda I was about to suggest he watch it, then I remembered, he can’t.

[@certifiedserosimp]

@@maddoxmehnke2957 _sad times..._

[@Ryyi23]

17:19 "we gotta grow good stuff. like iPhones." "I think Apples grow on trees or something." Bob has made the #1 joke of 2020. Everyone else can stop trying now.

[@chinhthehugger9284]

I love that they were all joking but the moment bob said the apple line, which is the only true statement. their brains all went off

[@luisaucedo]

si

[@LockwoodTheScientist]

My sigh let out more winds than hurricane Katrina when I heard that joke.

[@TobiasSaturday]

Was going to comment the exact same thing. Utter brilliance

[@kaigamerwolf5850]

Awwwwww I had a good one it's me

[@MeBeCreepy]

“Take your shirts off” *confused undressing*

[@sackfu7952]

17:59 i would legitimately love it if you spent hours in this game farming and then one day, just out of nowhere, it slowly starts to transition into some kind of mystery horror game. like you see the neighbors dragging and burring a body in the middle of the night or you wake up one morning to find a giant ass crop circle in your field or some supernatural folk lore horror story ass eldritch abomination starts showing up in the woods and leaving carcasses mutilated everywhere.

[@reydragonclaw1128]

I love surprise horror games XD

[@sackfu7952]

@@reydragonclaw1128 especially slow burn horror games that basically just play out like the game they want you to think it is for a little while, to get you into a false sense of security, any horror that plays out at this time only being things that you wouldn't notice unless you already knew wjere things where going (and even then you need to be paying attention)

[@anonyscott]

Taking notes

[@sackfu7952]

@@anonyscott remember to just make it so you spend half of the game just playing a normal ass farming game, that's part of the idea

[@S_PIDER]

I got the same kinda idea when I saw that part. It would make a very cool horror game

[@carootto7790]

*As a farmer, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to a farmer's everyday life*

[@Redwan777]

Edit: I don't know what I was thinking when I made that comment in 2020. I apologies to everyone who had to read that cringe comment.

[@americandodge5934]

If not harder, I’ve gotten my tractor stuck in quite the predicament with mud before, had a couple break downs, etc. but all in all this is very accurate lmao

[@holysmokes1077]

That’s nothing I broke a axle on my tractor

[@mellymelissaa]

I am not a farmer

[@Milkmur]

@@mellymelissaa i also am not a farmer

[@TrinaVanHawkins1]

If those three ever did get a farm, this is exactly how it would go for them.

[@MoeHound]

You don't say

[@thisisntmedicine4004]

That's why it's called a "simulator"

[@BiggusBenjamin]

That's what a simulator is...

[@Sacrdz]

Ikr

[@christophermateunas7521]

Alternative title: 3 guys learn the harsh realities of farming and the expenses/low prices that come along with it

[@super-saveditokopedia8295]

No it'sa 1 guys birthday

[@generalkarn2422]

Why do people say Alternative Title in every video

[@adityasundaram9299]

@@generalkarn2422 it's a new (and overused) meme format

[@squiddy077]

Alternate title: 3 KZbinrs learn about being poor

[@JustDecent3461]

As with taking off your shirt

[@subtlegong2817]

Alternative title for the series; “Panicking stripper ruins a farm”

[@paxmacalpine845]

This made me laugh way harder than it should have lmao

[@KotoneShiomi98]

With dingus and wingus 3 and 4 🤣

[@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681]

"Is that a body in the field?" Mark's played WAY too many horror games, hasn't he?

[@dexteritvy]

SunBoxesSky Alois sounds like a cool horror game idea,

[@voltronimusprime3833]

@SunBoxesSky Alois Little Shop Of Horrors but it's a farm.

[@SaiyanJinx]

@@voltronimusprime3833 i feel like feed me billy fit’s better

[@silverhawk6748]

Mark: there’s weeds! Weeds that pop into existence: damn right

[@scmmlamarre7018]

how does a comment have 703 likes without a reply on it?

[@squishyparrotlets]

Lmao I dunno why, this comment just really got me

[@sm00thgames63]

"Watchu gon do bout it" -the weeds

[@jarrodsteers8991]

"All of that was only 5,000 money!" Welcome to farming, where your worth is dirt.

[@benjaminli188]

Welcome to farming, where farmers are bullied by huge agribusiness companies and survive off of government subsidies.

[@maggiesteenkamp8786]

Welcome to farming: life f***ing suuuucks

[@BigBroccoli_]

Welcome to farming: I don’t actually know what to say I just wanted to be included

[@dangerdash4393]

Welcome to the family son.

[@vahnayasaki6989]

@@dangerdash4393 FARMILY

[@maddi7980]

as someone who does agriculture as a school elective and lives on a farm, the astonishment of markiplier when he realises the price of things is just very amusing.

[@unknown_butter4345]

Game: Farming sim 2019. Mark: starts taking of his shirt while discussing twitch terms of service.

[@No-yr9rs]

Underrated

[@hauntedheartss]

Mark in a nutshell:

[@techno_otaku]

i mean-- i'll be honest, i didn't expect Mark to go "fan-service" mode all of a sudden lolz

[@daniellemurnett2534]

It's leftover Unus Annus instincts.

[@changsakjackie]

My like to your comment is now 666 LOL 😂

[@jasonshawn69]

*_sees cliffhanger_* Audience that watches Raft series: Ah sh*, _here we go again_

[@jillyjollyjelly]

i need the new episode :')

[@dfdssfa4835]

You can just go to Marks twitch channel and watch the whole thing there tho ;x

[@quincytejada1016]

Ha so true

[@quincytejada1016]

Ha so true

[@wingedfish1175]

@@dfdssfa4835 ignoring twitchs 60 day limit meaning most of his streams become inaccessible

[@aroalgezion5299]

Wade: is this what farmers really do? Me, who lived in an agricultural developing country: Yes, but with no modern tractors and other complex machinery. JUST BARE HANDS

[@TotallyNotToby_]

Only someone with great skill can top a bird with their own hands

[@G0og1eGugz]

My maternal grandparents live of farming the same way, with good ol' handz

[@Potatofella]

are you Algerian i am too ooooooooohhhhhhh nice

[@grimreaper2680]

Man you have my respect and all the farmers in the world I just sit on my ass all day while you guys do this field hardwork every single day

[@justin2308]

“I would have zero viewers if I got naked.” Wade just can’t catch a break, can he?

[@gordatados]

To everyone, as someone who has driven a semi truck, when reversing with a trailer if you want the trailer to go LEFT, then turn your steering wheel to the RIGHT. Always turn the wheel the opposite direction you want the trailer to go.

[@taylorgilmore4108]

Absolutely

[@_k9tron_53]

Turn right to go left.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

That may work for a game, but it's counterintuitive for driving a semi in real life. In real life, your brain is still aware your body is oriented towards the front. Turning the wheel towards your right shoulder will result in the trailer going in the same direction, so you want to be turning the wheel in whatever direction you want the trailer to turn. Not so in games, since you don't have that sense of orientation.

[@Stalefruitloops]

Obi-Wan Kenobi that’s still how it works in real life, it’s an instinct to turn left to go left or turn right to go right, but when there is a trailer attached to your truck and your parking for example if you turn the steering wheel left and back up, the trailer will go right.

[@TheVictorieeMan]

Great info in the comments this is what i appreciate. Go to Markipliers comments if you want to learn something. It's like the new WIkiHow

[@travismt0349]

As someone who lives on a farm/ranch, this is one of the most stress inducing yet hilarious things I’ve seen in a while. With that said, I wouldn’t recommend driving a trio or tractors through your neighbor’s fields unless you feel like getting shot at. Also it’s not polite to unfurl a Beet Annihilator in the middle of the flippin road.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I’m a Texan, and y’all have no idea how many tractor trios I’ve seen driving on actual roads like this. To be fair, they don’t have massive farm equipment attached, but still. Tractors and trucks, that’s the way Texans roll.

[@gailprobably6165]

what if i want to be shot at

[@nakedstatue8517]

Wtf who just shoots a person...

[@Views_of_Eight]

@@nakedstatue8517 someone who lives in Texas. It’s “defending your property”

[@andrewlance3898]

@@Views_of_Eight And/or "standing your ground"

[@aspin_]

Mark looked nervous to take his shirt off in front of camera Like it isn’t something that happens way to often

[@ash.crashed]

you clearly haven’t seen a single unus annus video lmao

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

he just need to sleep with a member of twitc staff and they will let him do anything

[@acastusofastora8641]

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein or be a deer person

[@rammuertoanimations4664]

FLASH BACKS TO *CAVEMAN MARK*

[@danas5846]

@@rammuertoanimations4664 *HEE HOO*

[@CozyBoat275]

Mark: *Slowly takes off shirt* Fan girls: *Sweats nervously*

[@smileysatanson3404]

fan boys: little dude is big now

[@papillon2066]

@@smileysatanson3404 lmao

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

Not just girls * wink x100 *

[@macncheesy0548]

y/n rolls her eyes in disgust lol

[@AirLight1646]

@@smileysatanson3404 I’m gay and this is true lmao

[@D3LTA48]

Alternate Title: "Three City People Try Farming for the First Time"

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Mark isn't from the city. He says "cincinnati" because it's the closest city. I actually used to not live far from Mark. About 15 mins away. Def not city where he lived, but he didn't live on a farm either, so he def is inexperienced. In their defense though, even if you're living in a "farm area" You still don't know how a farm really works unless you actually have one. Ohio has a ton of farms. Where I used to live we had a small farm of animals (no killing) but lived next to big giant farms with massive acres of crops, and I haven't a clue how to work a crop field. I've seen some of the equipment being used, but yeah, you have to live on a big crop farm to be able to know it.Unless you play really realistic simulator games and learn of course. ;)

[@envrise8293]

Honest title more accurate

[@spencerweber7525]

@@tyffaneelavely8087 i disagree me and my parents own 3-4 different fields all near diffrent towns and most of the people has a general idea how most things work on farms

[@brina420]

city slickers**

[@222iseverywhere]

Yeah get out of my town devil number

[@curiousentity3956]

"Is this what farmers really do?" "NO. There's no way." Me: - laughs in farmer -

[@Davidofthelost]

Having been raised on a farm and have family with farms seeing those that don’t know anything about farming discover the difficulties of farming always makes me laugh.

[@davidlarkin1040]

@@Davidofthelost what are the most common things people think about farming, but are surprised to actually learn?

[@Sodaztabz]

@@davidlarkin1040 that you can grow something whenever and/or whatever

[@miss_chrissy]

@@Davidofthelost honestly same 😂 it was always fun watching my friends give me a 0.0 face when I had to explain my daily chores. Like washing the dishes is nothing compared to what my chores were 😂

[@Davidofthelost]

Patience Nicole Productions that’s not true, crops take nutrients from the soil to grow so you have to sway around for different crops that put nutrients into the soil again. Often having different plots to diversify what you have. So the soil isn’t just worthless to grow those same crops there. Or you have a small harvest from what would be a decent harvest.

[@Chronicler9]

Me (sees title): Oh. A Farmiplier episode? Sure I'll watch. Mark: *starts striptease in under 3 minutes* Me: ... Oh. An Unus Annus episode? Sure I'll watch.

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

( Smirks ) clever friend clever

[@4yer4]

LMAOO very epic thank you

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Hahaha

[@kylewalters3025]

Makes sense

[@Questionnairee]

Whats Unus Annus Sounds Interesting I think i Should Sub to it.

[@ironcladnomad5639]

Mark: *disaster literally unfolds* Wade: *tells him to stop* Bob: *laughs*

[@badbckgroundproductions6366]

Bob’s the nice one

[@crimsondemon6231]

I legit thought Mark was going to play the rest shirtless.

[@subsbeforecoronavirusend-sc3fs]

Same

[@hellagay8939]

I wish

[@jaycejohnson6846]

Disappointed.

[@brittanyclark2347]

Sadly no

[@dumbfucktm6229]

I wished

[@hauntedheartss]

This is already great. “Unbelievable.” “UNBELIEVABLE.” “ *_i can’t be bald_* “

[@you_gullible_fucc]

"Unbaldlievable" i'm sorry

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

@@you_gullible_fucc no you aren't, you know what you've done

[@danielleduenow4449]

Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?" Mark: "No! There is no way!" Me sitting here quietly from farm country: "Yea pretty close... " 4:37

[@katherinechurch3576]

Pretty much

[@stfuCAUTION]

yeah pretty much

[@dadams106]

I mean, yeah it is quite accurate, I have a farmer friend who I help when he needs more hands and he loves this series of game, why would he relax by basically doing what he already does daily idk.

[@dadams106]

@Patrick Whitt nah fam, plant corn, obtain the corn, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn, plant wheat, obtain wheat, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn.

[@hippiehorselover]

Cheers with 30 acres from Florida!

[@sadiebug5763]

Mark: *13mins into the vid*-"I'M TRYING TO SAVE US MONEY" Also Mark: *19mins into the vid*-*Spends about 320 grand*

[@Chronicler9]

"Oh! These are potatoes - these are not wheat!" "Who cares." Sean: *BATTLE-READY IRISH NOISES*

[@carstan1173]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@spencertang5155]

Is it just me, or does jacksepticeye’s perfectly cut screams 2 thumbnail face fit exactly with this?

[@Mingo-Akuma]

*screams in Gaelic gladiator*

[@brozieg]

Faintly in the distance *THE YONKINING HAS BEGUN BROTHERS!*

[@jacksonandrews8714]

He is.. the GARLIC GLADIATOR

[@dflaming1371]

Unus Annus: has an episode about the most cursed images awhile back Markiplier Cow: didn't exist yet to be the winning contestant

[@aashnakhan8902]

A markimoo

[@colossallotus7082]

@j4y33k4y j4y dont bee toxic and just moove away

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

Highly Disturbing.

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

j4y33k4y j4y would you say puns should be PUNished

[@The_Velozity]

“You right”

[@rachelburton7137]

20:08 That ominous cinematic music when the harvester turned into a Transformer made it 1000x funnier than it already was

[@MarthChan]

I keep rewatching that part to cheer myself up! It still makes me laugh hard enough to cry.

[@j.p1183]

I love wade's desperate screams in the background as Mark gets closer to him

[@MarthChan]

@@j.p1183! Yesssss! And then he runs for his life! Beautiful!

[@viking5736]

its actualy a beet collecter and trailer loader. it takes beets from off the ground and puts them into a trailer.

[@TheTrytix]

I have to agree that that had to be one of the funniest parts of this whole video... But I still got this one question... What is the name of that music?

[@everbeautey5855]

Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?" Mark "NO!" Me who does hay bailing and raises cattle: "Oh boys, if only you knew..."

[@Dukester35]

Do the bulls play leapfrog

[@loki4807]

At 5:30 in the morning I'm milking cows Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

[@predatorking3131]

@@loki4807 "I've been milking and plowing for so long." Forgive me, couldn't think of it in a non-dirty context when I glanced at it, lol!!!

[@littledreamer08]

I can only imagine the chat when Mark started taking off his shirt.

[@celielolz3842]

LOL 😂😂😂

[@LeGiT4345]

It was exactly what you're imagining lol

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Twitch would never ban him anyway unless he did sumthin real bad

[@ghostlingbud]

just checked and there was a lot off “uhh” “i-“ “no” “YES” “oh (my)” “mark (no)” “don’t tell Amy” and also this gem: “nothing better than dudes plowing each other on the farm” so there’s that

[@j.p1183]

@@ghostlingbud perfect

[@samrussell2244]

As a farmer, I really appreciate the “Is this what Farmers really do?!”

[@fbiagent949]

"F"

[@Maya-pk4mt]

Same😂

[@marcelloguzzo9636]

The best game

[@saschakeller4527]

the general thought of many people "it's simply planting and harvesting" is disconcerting and thank you for your hard work

[@ZachurrateGaming]

Thank you!

[@itsarvizian]

"we need to grow iPhones or something" "I think apples grow on trees" Me: no no he's got a point

[@cookiesam321]

20:07 something about mark repeatedly going *I don’t know what’s happening!* while the machine majestically unfurls as he’s driving towards the crops and Bob and Wade laughing while mark fails to harvest any beets makes me wheeze with laughter every time

[@alexianicolewells5817]

YES!!!!!!!!!! i literally rewatched it 10 times lol

[@emilysavicki8043]

I think it's the editing of the epic music in the background. Like you're about to witness the final boss's transformation right in front of your eyes. Actually took me a while to find a comment mentioning this moment. XD

[@mrthschrt4125]

I'm from Germany and died when he said "Achtung". Actually his pronunciation was good but this accent... I love it

[@xuijinah]

Don't you mean caution

[@blitzcha0s308]

Achtung Baby

[@hilaryuhs]

do you have the timestamp?

[@randomriley6]

@@hilaryuhs 1:26

[@KHGSMel]

@@miumoon4635 so you're constantly warning someone when you sneeze in the philippines

[@KaeyaAlberich30]

The viewers that left Wade’s stream were definitely heading over to see a naked Mark lol

[@Russellfit55]

Unus annus Subscribe to the best youtube channel and you can see mark naked all the time and you wander what that channel name is well it's quite simple and I may have already said it

[@kaylaryals8227]

I’m so sorry wade but marks beauty must be seen by us mere mortals (*^▽^*)

[@carlz2692]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Hi Connor

[@chuckled125]

If I was there I would've opened mark's stream in a different tab

[@curiousentity3956]

Mark: "That's the cheapest??!!" Me: - laughs in farmer -

[@Sodaztabz]

@@luisaucedo its not much of a joke

[@milansamra2791]

@@Sodaztabz yea

[@milansamra2791]

@@luisaucedo its actually kinda true

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@luisaucedo it's a farming game what you want them to make? Call of Duty jokes?

[@Bretaxy]

Why did you make the same joke twice?

[@oliviaholek1614]

I love being a person that’s been raised on a farm and has been raised around harvesting and watching people knowing nothing about it try and do it even if it is a just a game. But this is the reality of farming but at a quicker speed

[@hoangkienvu7572]

lmao it's always fun being a smug backseat-gaming bastard.

[@Franz0818]

Wade: *”IS THIS WHAT FARMERS REALLY DO?”* Farmers: well yes but actually no BTW how’s your birthday Mark?

[@bonbondoesgacha143]

Cheapest one

[@teaganlynch5806]

well I don't get pulling out the weeds i know nothing about beets but i farm corn im pretty sure you could just spray herbicide on them

[@silverlight6074]

Wade: What happens if I wreck this into a car? Mark: Do not wreck it into a car. It's a lease. Also Mark: *rams Wade twice*

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Wade: I'm at 2 viewers everyone left when you said you where getting naked on stream Mark: then you should get naked Wade: then I would have 0 viewers I laughed a bit too hard at that

[@Charlie-yv3ib]

Here when this comment had 555 likes

[@ihatecreepers3590]

I showed this too my dad, and he just looked at me and shook his head. Him and his siblings grew up on a farm. He has been run over by both of his parents with farm equipment at least twice.

[@juliakrasinski]

Holy shit, your dad is lucky 😂

[@itz_luluafton9523]

WHAT??

[@InvisibleMansGrl]

This video: *Exists* Every person that ever studied/worked in agriculture ever: *TWITCHING AND IN DISTRESS*

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

heartofafae stfu

[@marlyozz458]

@heartofafae Lol your not wrong it’s just really interesting to watch it unfold 😂😂

[@oceankhaleesi7148]

Dwayne Johnson no u

[@jaemilz]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@gio_therandom2136]

As a farmer myself, I want to kill myself with every wrong thing that they do

[@chip5892]

Aka: "Mark having an existential crisis whilst figuring out how to farm."

[@spadehenri8300]

literally any chance to get shirtless on camera: **exists** mark: I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e

[@samanthaclark6720]

2 years later and I still come back to these videos for laughs when I'm feeling down. I know it will make me laugh HARD every single time. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade!

[@vixellope1814]

I watch a playlist that someone keeps up with it called mark bob and wade play games, it’s by arrow m. It’s got over 200 videos

[@mikewazowski471]

Bob's Apple pun was so stealthy it actually took me a bit to realize it was even there. Bob that was a pun on the scale of the great Wade, God of Puns.

[@SeriousBusinessman.]

I was so disappointed when he got no laughs for that because of how good it was.

[@idiomatic444]

when

[@penguin-sb6hw]

Wade “is this what farmers actually do” mark “no that can’t be true”. me “ huuuuuughhhhhhhh

[@thegongoozler5920]

“We should start growing iPhones-I think Apples grow on trees” At the same time, I want to applaud and kill Bob for making that pun.

[@theboardgamebanker]

Well, they could work on farming Blackberry KEY2 LE from the blackberry bush. I'm not sorry.

[@awebtoonreader4979]

16:01 I love how the car stays out of view so much and then you just notice that your stuck on a whole ass car 🤣

[@jaidenester8714]

Alternate title: Two desperate men take turns filling the other with their “loads” while a third stumbles backward confused and angry. Eventually, one of them goes and buys unnecessarily expensive toys that end up being just as good as the crappy starters.

[@laramiemorgan2824]

That’s a really long title

[@WaterWizard1000]

More of a synopsis really

[@stephenlewis8825]

To long

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

I thought that was the po*rn parody.

[@max4633]

Title or description

[@Ragehunger]

Mark: *Shocked by how expensive farming is and how many steps are involved just to grow and harvest crops* Me: "This is why farmers should be paid more."

[@Squidberries]

I don't understand why this is the format for 90% of KZbin comments. Couldn't you just word it like a normal person? "Wow, it takes a lot of time and equipment just to farm beets. Farmers should be paid more."

[@Jumbaler]

@@Squidberries Wording it in meme formats are more popular and draws more attention, it's just a thing people do

[@pearmint308]

@@Jumbaler i dont think a explanation is necessary

[@Jumbaler]

I mean, you right, it shouldn't be, but some people don't understand so you gotta break it down for them

[@CheeseCakePhantom]

Exactly! Kinda hope games like this open people's eyes a little

[@brockbot1305]

Mark: *Takes off shirt in his stream* Wade’s stream: *literally drops to two viewers*😂

[@corvid-1950]

They all went to watch mark

[@vridia5549]

@@corvid-1950 I mean, I can't blame em

[@margauxmadman]

2:52 _that split second moment that bob almost tripped always gets me_

[@nyancat2221]

“Ah these are potatoes. This isn’t wheat.” “Eh, whatever.” Jack, somewhere: **suddenly explodes with patriotic irish rage**

[@MrJames_Bondage]

Beat me to it ya bastard lol

[@savedname9959]

@@MrJames_Bondage They beat me to it as well.

[@lavenderotaku2481]

XDDD omg I had no idea this comment existed and I love it.

[@Handpuppetgal]

@@savedname9959 lol same

[@thebirdnerd]

I almost disliked because I didn’t think of this first

[@eliseoramos6332]

Mark's intro is how I feel when my parents are talking about me to family

[@Chaos_Core135]

Same

[@izmirs.]

Relatable

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

Mark: “Get away from me you disgusting peasant” Wade: *hop on mark* Mark: ahahahaaa ... *hops on*

[@seymourbuttz6419]

I love how they just dumped a ton if money into leasing 3 tractors and the first thing wade says is "what happens if i wreck this into a car?" Wade is an inspiration to us all

[@Lyraxdeftones]

Mark taking his clothes off is somehow different and more intense than unus annus

[@JJScene]

Especially now since Unus Annus no longer exists.

[@lydielooo]

@@JJScene shhhhhh

[@ashh1476]

Memento Mori

[@certifiedserosimp]

@@JJScene _Momento No-Mori_ _Unus Gone-us_

[@icyscream4282]

@@certifiedserosimp >:’(

[@pitbulls9317]

I was playing this game solo and just drove tractors into the rivers

[@jtazevedo7104]

Ryboh 07 hahah

[@flesheeter7104]

I use mods to buy every thing and crash and cause terrir

[@DragonKingSK]

Thats how rice farms were made

[@zelkk7049]

Best way to catch fishes

[@benwggaming9292]

In Lego City!!!

[@themissindependent97]

"Is this what farmers really do?" Yes, Wade. Yes it is.

[@Schmorgus]

lol what they just did is not what farmers do! xD

[@persona8439]

@@Schmorgus Its much worst isn't it. Compare to the game.

[@spencerweber7525]

@@persona8439 dude its wayyyy worse then the game especially when you have more then 4000 acres to manage

[@Schmorgus]

Woh there, IMO it's fantastic! You get to chill in machines all day, pet animals, you live in a quiet landscape with calm surroundings etc. Best job in the world! This game does not give you the true feeling (and they don't have proper physics), wich makes it way worse than IRL.

[@davidthecommenter]

Us farmers always do random shit with the boys.

[@portalmasterjake5267]

2:01 markiplier predicting twitch meta 3 years in advance lol

[@teagannotfound2564]

love how we’re just gonna ignore that mark originally bought the wrong game and it took them like 40 minutes to get in the game together

[@LilRedDeath]

Wade: is this really what farmers do? Mark: no! There is no way! Me: hahaha oooooh mark. If only you knew

[@AnomalyINC]

He's right, but not in the way he thinks. This is way easier than real farm work.

[@lochietube]

He was only surprised by the purchasing bit. The physical bit is grueling.

[@tacitblue8979]

"We watched as they opened the seal, and heard one of the living creatures say 'Come!' in a voice like thunder, and behold an oversized tractor with eight giant wheels. On it sat an interracial man with an inferiority complex. There was given unto him a tactical shovel, and he went forth to destroy all the crops and fertile land upon the earth." --The First Revelation of Markiplier, 23:10

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏

[@xFirebird925x]

You need more likes my man

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

And power was given to him that sat therin to take beets from the earth.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Interracial? Inferiority?

[@HellionSeeker]

Every every episode with Mark, Bob, and Wade is just all of them being incredibly passive aggressive for 20-40 minutes. I can't get enough.

[@waylonperry1982]

Wade: is this what farmers really do?? Mark: no there's no way! Every Farner watching this: that's about half of what we really do, except for us Everything is real, it's hot, and we have to fix it when it brakes down.

[@mekkie1039]

"I don't know, the TOS changes everyday I don't keep up with it" I've never heard anything so true

[@danialyousaf6456]

Only thing those simps care about is making sure their "queens" can do whatever they want.

[@Greyzay]

69 likes noice

[@SpadezyMex]

Bob: "Nobody buys beets. We gotta grow good stuff, like IPHONES" Mark: "Okay, How do we do that?" Bob: "I don't know, I think Apples grows on trees or something." Me: "Yes, You right!" 😂

[@marcus5202]

Bob's Apple joke went so under appreciated, he is a wordsmith donating his time to the illiterate

[@yuukiluna694]

This is the best sentence I’ve ever seen😂

[@json379]

Farming Simulator: *has potato technology* Jacksepticeye: “I’M IN THE FUTURE!!”

[@coratine7680]

Is my 🍑 big yes or no

[@thatgermanspy9232]

Cora Tine no you flat as hell

[@mctragicomedy6737]

Cora Tine no

[@onlytanks7649]

@@coratine7680 why are you asking this question to begin with?

[@wizdumb5392]

@@coratine7680 how would any of us know?

[@anyaehrsam6713]

“I like your face.” GET A W A Y F R O M M E Ok, ok, 2.3K LIKES?!?! OMG....!

[@clownjuice4617]

bruh

[@Dark_Lord-7392.]

@Gianni Nelson YOU MEAN SIX RIGHT?

[@schwuischwui]

CUZ WE’RE NOT GAY

[@Stalefruitloops]

Medieval Goose two dudes chillin in a hot tuuuub five feat apart cuz there not gay !! 😆

[@cynicalnews963]

*5 seconds later, Markiplier takes off his shirt on stream*

[@Jonathan63R]

Me: **sees thumbnail** Also me: *So Marky is milking himself, huh.*

[@G1rl_fr0m_sp4c3]

Dude...

[@ZSmith-yy4lv]

Where’s Ethan when you need him?

[@joshuayan5990]

22:34

[@salemwashere8712]

@@ZSmith-yy4lv •_•

[@antismo9998]

I feel like at this point people are so desensitized with shirtless Mark after [REDACTED]

[@hearteyeskitty_writer]

Wade: "Feep fap, he was takin' a bap." I almost choked on my ramen. Why was that funny? It was a stupid thing to laugh at!

[@adarus9941]

Reminds me of that one Prop Hunt vid “Splish Splash I was taking a bath, and then I took the rubber ducky and shoved it up my bum!”

[@justachickennugget1625]

Prop hunt ref lol

[@katjakorinth3584]

WHO asked xd

[@Gosperella26]

You gotta be careful when you mix food with the boys

[@zeroenlov3912]

@@katjakorinth3584 Me, I was the one who asked

[@Johnny-dl7pw]

When Wade said that the Twitch ToS change everyday, I mean, he wasn't wrong-

[@shawnyu194]

Wade: am I -a joke to you- actually Bob? Edit: Wade: I am -inevitable- Wade.

[@yb9236]

Yep

[@jacobe.8809]

-oh yeah I didn't know how to do this-

[@chopstick9002]

@@JJScene -bruh-

[@waterwolf982]

-ø-

[@SacredSpirit1337]

I love how the video description trails off. “You can farm, and-“ nothing. That’s the end. Perfection.

[@rodeo9837]

20:10 “I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING” was fucking hilarious

[@onglogman]

Mark "We need to get a machine that combines harvesting and cutting" Me "isn't that called a combine harvester?"

[@Skittlezzour]

Fucking thank you

[@kenyatheclam2462]

No one: Mark: wonders how shirtless he can be on twitch. ....

[@kxracxtie2865]

I wish-

[@CandyZeRoyal]

Ngl I wonder to-

[@Luci_Diavol]

"No one:" isn't accurate- It was Wade saying "we need to take off our shirts"

[@rosejoy6984]

"Is this what farmers do?" "No way!" Me: **siping my sweet tea on the porch of my barn** pretty ducking close

[@carterstevenson6009]

The “Hop on, Mark” gets me every time.

[@itheapologist7612]

I love Marks reaction at the beginning when he realizes how much debt he is going to go into just to start a farm. Now he knows what it means to be a farmer in real life.

[@theblackwidower]

He doesn't have to go into debt, because starts the game with a million euro.

[@aherooflegend3076]

I think I may have discovered my new favorite phrase: "THere's WEEEDS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[@jackkenseng2164]

"Bob, unless you want to be the one to do the shop stuff." "Naw go for it my man." *And that's when Bob realized he has made a terrible mistake.*

[@slavis2968]

I have never laughed so hard at any Mark, Wade and Bob video as this. I hope you guys play this more. Mark rolling down the road with the Beet-o-matic was the most hilarious act I've seen in a game.

[@xxcaptainevxxforever3201]

the best part: Mark: Thare's Weed's THARE"S WEED'S :More Weed's pop up* Mark: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 27:43

[@lisahey]

The moment I read this comment, it happened in the video 0.0

[@kat_rina113]

I replayed that part 2 times, so funny

[@theironnautilus7228]

I like how you can spell there Edit: (I’m being sarcastic)

[@thelonelywhale219]

are you saying the best part, is the end?

[@nava4057]

W E E D

[@acez7446]

Game: take top off. Step on the gas Mark: takes top off in IRL. Step on the gas? Twitch: STEP ON THE BREAKS

[@aomp3407]

Yes, just yes

[@aspin_]

1:12 it looks like the name is “Big ‘Ole Bobby Boy Wade” and that made me laugh harder than it ever should have

[@greenbeananimations450]

Man I wish they did more of this. This is so great. Mark being like I cannot back and the other boys yelling at him is exactly like clarkson farm. 😂