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[@DudeTheMighty]

"Don't do drugs, kids. Eat your milk, smoke weed every day, don't do drugs." - Mark "Markiplier" Fishbach, 2015

[@Shelbythedisneygirly]

+Henry Mclaughlin i need this on a shirt lol

[@ufccihenhen9482]

+sherbert time me 2

[@hypersonico2645]

Dr. MARKIPLIER 😂😂

[@ktony859]

Quality advice from Dr. Iplier. XD

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Henry Mclaughlin He contradicts himself

[@JayziahRoyal]

3:20 Lol who else loves Marks scream? Idk how he does it with such a deep and basey voice but it's hilarious.

[@lunarpunkchunk]

I know right?!

[@xerilaun]

Same

[@markiplierSINGSbadly]

LOL 3:18 gg mark looks like you made the machete song before we did XD

[@Amonimus]

That feeling, when Markiplier does music editing himself...

[@kraken8255]

I laughed so damn hard when you said SUCK AWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYY lmao

[@sova9874]

I think he did it a while ago actually xD Funny as hell!

[@kraken8255]

DesSanderz god damn it I keep forgetting to read it all I saw was the face and I asume it was him lmao

[@kraken8255]

DesSanderz also I'm surprised someone desided now to create a channel about markiplier

[@midnightMoonlight09]

1:28 **has leg protruding through his chest, with both arms detached** "HOW AM I DEAD!?"

[@CholYerlow]

3:27 I was already smiling at the edit before...but that had me in stitches. Mark, How do you do it? If only I was that entertaining.

[@ZachzyGames1]

two things that brighten my day. Markiplier and happy wheels.

[@demago3265]

***** Yeah I came here after that too...

[@CaptMaxus]

well considering you just watched the darkest video on Jack's channel i wouldn't blame you

[@crayz5728]

Shut up

[@Mister_Fancypants]

two things that will always give you thumbs up. Talking about mark, and say how he inspired you

[@dukeproject5889]

Totally agree with ya

[@senpaisama1497]

I love it how markipliers community loves him so much that they make happy wheel levels that make it so he dies over and over again

[@caduceusdraws]

Welcome to : Internet !!!!! :D

[@jordanadorno1805]

Senpai Sama This isn't anime anymore, this is the internet.

[@WhitesnowpawArtist]

"I LOVE BAAAALLS......*looks at camera* INA PIT" I laughed so much at this xD

[@niamhcorrigan3972]

Am I the only one who would put Mark as being a Hufflepuff rather than a Gryffindor?

[@kokoskygamer9931]

hufflepuff 100% Me and mark are in the same house!

[@joelbrich2538]

I was thinking more "hogwarts dropout turned employee of Fred and George's joke shop"

[@captain_cron4]

5:22 Mark thinking for 2 seconds: Wait a sec, that's Jack's line... Oh, I'll just change it!

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Before I started this episode I was in tears, by the end I was in tears of laughter, thanks Mark.

[@ethanhoang5383]

"Ok kids eat your milk, smoke marijuana and don't do drugs!" Later - "I LOOOOOOOVE BALLS!!! In a pit!" - Mark Edward Fischbach

[@glicthmonkey0]

Ethan Hoang I LOVE BALLS!!!!!!

[@Duckers_McQuack]

Marijuana is a drug, so isn't that contradicting?

[@mythicgod5070]

Nope marijuana isn't a drug ;)

[@KLtheAllen]

_I just have no words for how hard I was laughing._

[@jjohnson5013156]

_Its when fangirling comes in handy_ dhtvsgehyvfjdvdsfwfhgvjffcsfevfhhhhh!

[@KLtheAllen]

_ You add an underscore like that but you have it connected to the word (in this case the word 'You') like this_

[@KLtheAllen]

_You're Welcome, no problem_

[@jjohnson5013156]

Sorry I couldn't help, I was trapped in school...

[@jasperparkinson8635]

_how's bold?_

[@TheMister3]

At 1:20 - 1:23 you have made one of the best Sim impressions I have ever ever seen/heard!

[@themeepster34]

Dear Mark, This took me, um a lot of guts to put up but I really just wanted to say that you are amazing, and I will tell you why I think you are amazing. A lot has happened in my life this past year, actually these past 6 months. I'm not saying my life is worse than others. We all have our issues, our bumps in the road. I've struggled with severe depression, for pretty much my most of my life and even with that cloud following me around, I've always had a love for humor. When I'm down, and there isn't anything really lifting me up I immediately go to your channel, and I'll watch happy wheels highlights, or drunk minecraft or your markiplier highlights. They always put a smile on my face. Even seeing you laugh makes me want to laugh lol. I'm not asking for a lot of attention from this comment, I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that you and your videos, remind me there is still laughter and awesomeness left out there in the world. Don't stop being amazing Mark. Maybe someday we'll cross paths ☺️ Thank you Mark. ❤️

[@AlyxTheArmorer]

Hello

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

Follow Mark's advice and seek professional help

[@legobrik]

I don't know what 7 of those words mean

[@dddddomini8440]

Kiara i know what ur going though. Constantly i fight with my family, never meet my biological father. Had 2 other dads that abused me, people hate me at school. But i get through it. So you can too. There is alot mkre things but their rlly personal so again u can get through it

[@20dollars67]

I'm glad Markiplier helped

[@TheVolkswagenBus]

Lol @ 0:25 "You are by far the greatest KZbinr ever. Jacksepticeye is in a close second." If Jack is close, then how is Markiplier "by far"? XD

[@pazz199]

because fuck logic?

[@theillusionist1494]

He said by far the greatest, not greater than everyone else by far. That would mean he is extremely the greatest.

[@TheVolkswagenBus]

I perceived that comment as meaning like "Markiplier is the greatest *by a wide margin*"

[@LadyBoomstick]

lol, you word demon! nothing gets past you

[@GIH0mer]

I feel so sad as soon as the outro tune starts playing in the background because it means the videos almost over :'(

[@slambam2665]

It’s like your being chased by the music

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

sam

[@slambam2665]

Sammy

[@gabe3634]

3:08 Dem beat. Everybody with me, "Neh eh eh eh eh eh eh m-m-ma-chete"

[@jayleekayt8222]

"Kids,don't do drugs. Eat your milk. Smoke weed everyday." -Markiplier 2015, Happy Wheels.

[@StephersBeyond]

3:10 Nice remix Lol XD jeez.

[@MillyMimzy]

0:34 The perfect example of me every time I fail in a game :'D

[@phillbrakwell5624]

LOL

[@isabellesutton4416]

omg yes hahaa!

[@jordanclarke5048]

Hey Mimzy

[@elliekutler2730]

HAHHA YES YES

[@spookymaggie9119]

^ Ok then... Who specifically? And why?

[@SLC97]

Thanks Mark that made me smile for the first time in a while

[@Gur1GunzMG]

I wonder why

[@reddie1063]

Hi do you see my username?

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

Bronie slayer Hi do you see the amount of fucks people give? :)

[@reddie1063]

Don't mind me, I'm here for the comments. Yes.....millions.

[@comicspider2815]

Bronie slayer can you read mine

[@swagmaster9eleven]

Eat your milk. Smoke w33d everyday. Great advice Mark! Ima go drink some apples now.

[@kingedge2593]

If you close your eyes and imagine what he looks like when he is talking like Santa. It like a pug slobbering all over the floor

[@eliisjackrawr1388]

What a disgusting imagination.

[@PrazmileProductions]

0:47 this is why your my favorite Mark! :D

[@vixiarts4333]

Prazmile You’re**

[@e.wwwwww]

"Im the champion of suck" ~Markiplier 2015 XD the whole internet is gonna use this for fanart and fanfic you know that right?? xP

[@dustinbenzel8704]

If it didn't happen due to the mInecraft animation that Markiplier voice acted, I doubt it will happen here. If it did happen, then this would be more fuel.

[@e.wwwwww]

dont ruin the fun man....party pooper xD

[@violetcarson7284]

He already has expressed his massive b-to-blow skillz XD

[@e.wwwwww]

true XD

[@spazzmaticus9086]

"SUCK AWAY!" -Markiplier 2015

[@marco.barron6654]

*the dice fall, doge face* such skill!

[@TheLegend1800]

"I LOVE BALLS" Markiplier 2015

[@ktony859]

Don't we all...? ;)

[@shwublee494]

Kaylah Doll Lmao

[@georgeii2203]

TheLegend1800 Jacksepticeye said the exact same thing, even made a reading your comments video titled I LOVE BALLS!.. SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYYYY!!!

[@ShadowOnca]

5:21-5:24 *pulls out popcorn and waits for fan fiction*

[@sonicpulse535]

LOL i love when he flips off the game 0:25

[@eloisewilderspin8679]

Woah this was uploaded 2 mins ago :D Love the video mark, you make me smile everyday when i come home to see your daily video.....thank you :D

[@LOLDGAMER]

25 mins.for me :p

[@demago3265]

2 hours for me :D

[@MissCourtesy]

Eloise Wilderspin I have that same exact pic, its really pretty =3

[@eloisewilderspin8679]

yea :D

[@edwardpm89]

"Well, I'm the champion of suck." - Markiplier, 2015

[@brandonmeenan8075]

5:21 WEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE BALLZ............. IN A PIT!!!!!!!!

[@AvertBurden]

There's only one game mark won't stop playing... Happy wheels

[@bmort1313]

In this episode, he seemed to gain a ton of bravery and insanity at the same time, arguing against the 'poons.

[@theguy.thefellaeven9728]

3:26 markiplier.exe has stopped working

[@kulekid6917]

remember kids, smoke weed everyday but dont do drugs

[@Dr.DRE2099]

do you have any to spare? gonna need that quality kush

[@westonwheeler2311]

Andres Cortez I got some Reggie if you want some xD

[@kulekid6917]

Andres Cortez no sry

[@wydjaylo]

Andres Cortez hmu I got u

[@wydjaylo]

ur not my dad

[@Gabinhoohnibag]

Cola and meal please no bread

[@Kektus1]

Flagged for boring meme.

[@Gabinhoohnibag]

Appreciate it. Son of a hater

[@GermanKinsmen]

Qwazzy It's not even a meme. Go back to school.

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

Bread and meal please, no cola

[@InfernalMonsoon]

Cola and bread please, no meal

[@d1gital.star.]

Mark: " I'm probably not a Slytherin, I'm probably a Griffindor or something. " Me, a Slytherin: " You are a Slytherin, trust me, you are. "

[@xambien6023]

Best Markiplier Moments #1: 2:50 Best Markiplier Moments #2: 3:08 - 3:22

[@austingeiger557]

markliper and jackseptice are the two best youtubers ever

[@slowdance2softrock727]

They are both the new pewdiepie

[@aarondevack1912]

+Linkiplier McSeptic No... Their way better than pewdiepie...

[@slowdance2softrock727]

Aaron DeVack true lol

[@thefinisher6303]

Austin Geiger what about jacksepticeye

[@guccigecko4535]

Austin Geiger only mark

[@TearofGrace]

You could say that the Boogy Bus was a bit Buggy...

[@EJ_entertainment]

Really Tear.........-_-

[@JumperMelon]

You now even do this in other ppl's videos? Wow

[@minimmats]

Yay for bad jokes :3

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

*Slow claps*

[@JumperMelon]

*claps faster* Because why not

[@funnyman828able]

2:37 nice dane cook reference

[@_ebcrochet]

how?

[@funnyman828able]

+lissa bea in one of his comedy shows he does a skit where he talks about days where you just cry and you hang onto that one line that you like to much and he starts crying and screaming "I DID MY BEST. I DID BEST"

[@bonnie7721]

YOU KNEW

[@funnyman828able]

Anna Gould XD

[@bonnie7721]

Lol

[@EWillden90]

I love how he rage quits.

[@gracebetz3227]

"Ok, what did I just get done saying!?" *double finger defense* Father material right here. :P

[@FEARLovingGirl]

01:30 Mark: "How am I dead??!!" Me: "Jeez Mark, I really don't know! How did THAT happen?? How strange!"

[@minimmats]

Warning: puns that will surely *crash and burn* Each time you boast about your skill - you wind up putting your *foot* in your mouth. You sure show a lot of *spine* in these levels. You were *dragging your feet* while trying t collect those pills. You could say the "Visitor" *guest-starred* in this. It seems the warfstach needed a *trim*

[@jordanadorno1805]

I don't get it.o-o

[@minimmats]

Jordan Adorno Which *piece*? :3

[@jordanadorno1805]

Still don't get it. o-o

[@minimmats]

Jordan Adorno Neither do I :3

[@jordanadorno1805]

o-o

[@amoser235]

markiplier is actually very funny

[@gabe3634]

Just watch this over and over and you will never, EVER, get tired of that laugh. It sounds like me, though. 1:38

[@TheHeuaheuaheua]

3:02. best mark remix ever.

[@NinjaPhantom17]

did anybody noticed at 1:40 the video was going backwards

[@KngMaxwell]

5:27 i made this level i was like 10 :) i was so happy when i came from school and watched this video so long ago

[@davidbanchs1886]

Cool 😎

[@austinclay7565]

Ok I'm gonna sound like everyone somewhere in the comments but yall have no idea how much i love mark He is the most amazing person in the world to me becuase he is always trhere for me when i have a bad day at school. He always makes me laugh and even cry with him. I cried when he cryed on the 6 million music video. I am so happy i subbed at like1.5 million subs

[@Monkeyshii420]

Hey Markiplier, I just wanted to say....... you changed my life. You are the only thing I watch now....... I love you and thank you for making vidios for all of us. I hope you never quit being a youtuber. Bye and have a great day.

[@MagnusArchvile]

1:00 Markiplier: master at killing himself in happy wheels

[@simplyfantastic58]

awwww. I'm a Slytherin... haha Markimoo is a Gryffindor.

[@janayrowland9612]

Actrully I see him as a Ravenclaw -a super huge fan of hp and knows everything

[@IsabelleHAwesomegirl]

Slytherin as well. SLYTHERIN FOR THE WIN

[@aidendoolittle8738]

se7enbells slitherin is worse and what Markipliers mind is he is a slitherin

[@incurableraven4960]

I am Ravenclaw too, and no, I didn't name myself for that, this was my user before I did the test.

[@nixusy]

I'm a Slytherin, but I see Mark as a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw.

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

WHAAAT AM I WAAATCHING!??!?

[@germanoverlord8655]

Hello, you must be new. This is the Internet. You're welcome.

[@MARKOoo]

You're watching Markiplier ;)

[@aCatNamedGarbage]

KIRITO I didn't know Mark had fans in the anime world...

[@germanoverlord8655]

Christopher Ellsworth Not like the Thumbnail of this video is Anime-styled

[@MARKOoo]

Christopher Ellsworth Well, now you know ;)

[@clumsyhope7053]

Did anyone else get nervous when he stopped moving?

[@thegamerclips6236]

i booped his nose...

[@hannahbanana7894]

Mark? I don't know if you read the comments or not... But I... Wanted to say thank you. Me and my sister have been going through alot lately and you have always made us smile. My sister (whos account I am on now) came into my room one day, and she may have noticed or not, but I was crying over bullies at school. She brought me her laptop and showed one of your videos. And she said that I smiled and my whole expression changed. I have been watching your videos ever since. And they never fail to make me smile. I just wanted to say thank you and never change who you are. :) keep up the good work. ~crystal

[@nestunes7473]

0:17 "You do you, and i'll do me, and we won't do each other..."

[@luigilooeeegi1631]

Hopefully

[@Qu4rterMoon]

3:34 JonTron reference

[@jiovanygonzalez564]

When they have a wrecking ball Party 0:01

[@theillusionist1494]

3:11 RadicalSoda!!! New music for you to use!!!

[@lesliekozol1956]

Congrats on the caspie level!

[@hannahware3751]

0:41 "Oh wait I'm the champion of suck!" Previously on The Worlds Quiestest Let's Play (2): "Well. It appears I have discovered the secret to suck."

[@MARKOoo]

2:21 Another 'Close your eyes' scene :D

[@dudebro3066]

Don't do drugs kids smoke weed every dsy

[@saverofthehumens]

404 dislikes, error dislikes not found

[@ericastrader8540]

I just went through a bad break up....and I watched this video ..and I smiled thank u very much markipoo for cheering me up after crying myself to sleep....love you please never stop being u ❤❤💗💗

[@SnapCrackleKpop]

awe I'm sorry I hope you feel better

[@ericastrader8540]

+maddies editz thank u ❤💗

[@ScreamingAtSquirrels]

"oh Imma Slithering...well actually I'm probably not a Slytherin I'm probably a Gryffindor" it's lovely having your fav KZbinr be a HP fan

[@aronjames8829]

1:30 Billy's leg is speared through his crotch XD

[@vinnie3731]

Aron James it's little Johnny.

[@eliisjackrawr1388]

@@vinnie3731 He's only called Johny in the Happy Wheels Series.

[@theriverstigs]

_Ih._ _Eh._ _Ih._ _Eh._ _Ieh._

[@davidbrophy7554]

(dog turns head crazy)

[@catradummy_ytp]

What were those reverso thingys at 1:41 and 1:46?

[@rysherberhow4627]

Thank you markiplier for the pill level advice. I agree with that.

[@Dogtagsaroungmyheart]

I needed the amount of laughter that was brought forth by this video.

[@ohyeah904]

Feel free to debate on this, but it seems to me like caspie and minilegend only really make kill them alls, and nothing really creative, while unicorndroid really cool and creative levels. I think unicorndroid should get a lot more credit than they are getting.

[@thefananimatedmediaeffects7453]

4:22 OH NO CATCH BUTT HOLE NOOO

[@jarlzondai]

3:07 someone make that a song

[@ritzclan]

I love to see other Creature hub fans on other channels :)

[@jarlzondai]

ritzclan52500 damn dude

[@TheHeuaheuaheua]

Jarl Zondai YES!!!

[@shadowrose7341]

"What did i just get done saying" *explodes and flips off the cam* that is just to funny XD

[@Thatoneguywhoexistsinthisworld]

The best part of these videos is when he's talking at the end. I kinda reminds me of PBS for some reason.

[@dynamo7685]

what up with the reverse effects

[@CrazedAnimePokeGuy13]

"I love balls... in a pit!!" - Markiplier 2015 "I LOVE BALLS!!" - Jacksepticeye Always This ship grows ever so much.. I like it. #SepticpilerForLife

[@PhantasmalLight_00]

so dont do drugs, but smoke weed everyday? XD

[@gruffbikerdude1206]

Weed aint drugs, it's a hobby.

[@PhantasmalLight_00]

ok, whatever you say,have fun with that hobby of yours. lol but i dont really care, i have no opinion on weed i have to many friends that do, but i can say it smells XD

[@thelastdragonborn3571]

I'm very curious on what is like when smoking weed...

[@jaxonnobles]

Weed isn't bad, smoking it or anything else is though, as smoke has large amounts of cancer-causing carcinogenics in it.

[@Violettica5000]

LOGIC

[@jessicabush4183]

Santa: "Go get 'em kiddies" Kiddies: *d e d s*

[@AXIOS-FINALE]

Hey mark I loved the announcer voice in smash you did with ego raptor

[@XxX_Lycoris_XxX_Vods]

*ATTENTION ALL!* *BY THE ORDER OF MY SIANITY:* *The comments section is hearby quarantined!* There is so much hate, contreversy, advertisment, and scamming, that this comments section has become overrun with danger. Please scroll back up, the video is less scary that what you'll find down here. No joke. Please go back up. Normaly the comments are just fine, but this one seems more depressing, this is the one and only time where I leave you people down here to fight amongst yourselves. *Now If You'll Excuse Me...* *I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME!* *((Leaves before the haters find me))*

[@sawineeedwards1262]

Quarantined eh? This didn't age well.

[@kenourastar876]

7:50

[@LilShiba]

whoa

[@kenourastar876]

HE LIKES YOSHI!!!! :DDDDDDDDD

[@LilShiba]

:D

[@kenourastar876]

he said sorry to him

[@LilShiba]

i heared

[@RootyTootTootin]

God he's still playing this game? It was dead a year ago.

[@DdDdDdDdDded]

I know right, no one likes it, that's why most youtubers still play it, because clearly nobody likes it

[@DdDdDdDdDded]

And that's clearly why you still watch it, because it's bad

[@ryanfranco7386]

Derp King I like it!

[@DdDdDdDdDded]

Read the fucking comment before you reply or don't reply at all

[@RootyTootTootin]

Actually I clicked on the video to write this comment but apparently you're a fucking know it all who knows exactly why I clicked on this video. Idiots like you are really fucking good at jumping to conclusions. Now you just look foolish.

[@nicholasgalloway6621]

6:09 lol tiny box tim had hair there for a second!

[@antoinettebernardino5078]

5:40 lol that part gets me everytime xD

[@BulbaSaruman]

So is happy wheels completely void of good levels these days? It's been the same fucking shit the past 3 years now.

[@Mister_Fancypants]

nope, because there is nothing new to the game. nor creative

[@pazz199]

The problem is that these ball/sword throws are totally overrated - almost noone tries to be creative anymore and just makes one of these generic level types. I'd like to make a level once, but i'm not really skilled :/

[@brutaldeath3]

perhaps Jim should try to update the game more it would leave people with more to create good levels with.

[@pazz199]

InfernumLupus Are you advertising your HW levels? And no - if I make a level it should be a good one - i tried and failed.

[@coldsoup1373]

I like when the deaths reverse!

[@thegirlwhocomments8599]

0:36 seconds in- my reaction when people try to boss me around when they don't have the right to.

[@Sandman23]

@5:57"Bye!!!" "NO!!! GET BACK IN HERE!!!!"

[@FoxxLegend]

Your happy wheels vids are always awesome. They just need to be longer. They end only JUST when my gut starts to hurt from laughter. XD

[@SuperBlackRose1996]

Watching this as 3:23 AM, why? 1.) I love Mark's videos 2.) Who needs sleep? 3.) Sleep is for the weak 4.) I have a Law class in about 6 hours anyway.

[@aurorasoural8733]

Markiplier thanks for making me laugh today I was really sick but your videos mare me feel a bit better0^0

[@swissxpiplup]

I love Happy Wheels, I didn't even know what it was until I saw it on your channel, in fact, your Happy Wheels videos are the reason I Subscribed. Thank you. :D

[@TheGamerInDisguise]

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT the heck happened?" XD I'm going to use that!

[@AcousticExtatic]

Saying thank you. As everyone else is, but my day just was going with a lackluster theme, and right when I started the video, I couldn't stop from smiling. I have watched your videos for a long time Mark, and you have always made me really enjoy the things I have in my life. Thank you.