Markiplier Tries: KOREAN BEAUTY PRODUCTS

[@angel0sgarg0yle]

"My hands are so covered in BTS semen that I can't grab this." One thing I never thought I'd hear from Markiplier.

[@busybee1923]

;-;

[@laylagarcia3365]

DUDE I DIED😂😂😂

[@cheesecakeburger]

Pending approval

[@rodeoyourjodio]

whEEEZe

[@Buttclinger]

You thought about now hearing that?

[@jetstar1639]

“It’s like snot...it’s like someone snee- It’s like someone did something other than sneezing into this......*gasp*BTS?!?”

[@danivee8572]

This was amazing. I don't even listen to K-pop, but it's so great

[@brynnhumphries6070]

This is so funny istg Mark is the embodiment of chaotic good

[@julisamancia6704]

Markilplier has reached his final form: Lord Farquad

[@xenolizardz]

O h y e s

[@maitreyi2992]

*E*

[@CertainlyCaro]

E has come full circle

[@M0306D]

You scrEamed

[@mysticredfox6595]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@qualityanger2916]

Mark: i’ve never stuck my hand into a dead animal. Also Mark: I only had the many woodland creatures i managed to seduce.

[@floriseborough1372]

UNUS ANNUS, UNUS ANNUS

[@louiethechunk_rocket5459]

Mollie’s Shadow “I didn’t seduce as a child, as a child.”😏😉😉

[@maplestatic]

"I'm just kidding I didn't seduce woodland creatures as a child" *"as a child."*

[@wingedhera]

IM CACKLING OML

[@madongseoksbiceps]

UNUS ANNUS

[@mushratting]

i still can't believe mark basically predicted cats with the face mask.

[@red_5876]

oh my god

[@randomgrmlin]

Also Damien was foreshadowed 7:20

[@jericarobison5712]

That thing is beyond scary

[@rayiguess8372]

Why u hatin?

[@danissdiary]

So glad I’m not the only one that saw that😭

[@venussleepr6079]

"im having nip exposure problems" (proceeds to take off entire robe)

[@oliverb.3588]

I love your pfp Present Mic is underrated

[@venussleepr6079]

@@oliverb.3588 i kiss him ✋😩

[@absterps]

"Koreans don't believe in scissors" Koreans: *Literally use scissors instead of knives to cut their meats*

[@jameskim1945]

That is a lie. I live in korea and most of the people use knife

[@mmparty5967]

Busted.....

[@jameskim1945]

@@mmparty5967 your right

[@taesungkim7122]

@@mmparty5967 we cut 삼겹살 with scissors

[@jameskim1945]

@Eftalya Yaren Tan what cafe was it? I should ask them

[@mtndew9427]

Mark: “My tits are exposed, don’t look at them.” Also Mark: *takes off his shirt and uses breast masks*

[@juxtra6113]

"The hands are the foots of the hands." I wanna crochet that onto a pillow.

[@ximenacontrerascardenas1461]

PastelMagpie im getting a tatoo of it...

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

I’ll buy a copy of that pillow

[@GJERocks]

Do it, chase your aspirations and create that which you believe you can

[@joeysilva8567]

is your name in any way a reference to platinummagpie

[@kaseydeeken4184]

It would be better to embroider...dm if you want one lol

[@openhearts5000]

"Koreans don't believe in scissors" - Mark, an intellectual

[@l-DrFizz-l]

Rps must be interesting there...

[@hyuntea5243]

Meanwhile they use scissors to cut food

[@ygsstaff4096]

But scissors are used in the kitchen instead.

[@maxx1o1]

가위가 우리 가족을 죽였어.

[@calistorodriguez3498]

Satan's number is amount of likes that you have I'm scared for you XD

[@YiPeaches]

10:43 Markiplier: is literally Korean Markiplier: is doing his best to read Korean Also Markiplier: "Now it sounds like I'm being racist"

[@a.garxxia]

ARMYs: *opens their albums carefully* Mark: *rips it open with his teeth and throws away the photocards*

[@IvanIsYda_]

This is basically Jhope, Jimin, And Jungkook in that album unboxing they did😂😂😂

[@crybabysarmy2350]

@@IvanIsYda_ OMG YES t THAT STILL GIVES ME ANXIETY

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@crybabysarmy2350 akjfajshfkasf lol

[@kikiscribbles]

A man of culture

[@PresentdaypresenttimeHAHAHAHA]

Koreans don't use ✂️

[@bianca-hq5vw]

normal person : 15 minutes markiplier : quarter of the time circle thing

[@ragingrambles7904]

*mark slapping on the nipple mask* *ad appears* “sometimes when we meditate, the mind wanders of”

[@annalynsaysgoodnight]

I GOT THE SAME AD 😂😂😂

[@jphone6606]

Headspace

[@hayley5862]

Omg why did this also happen to me😂 I was drinking water and I started to choke 😂

[@veronicaquifunas9186]

I got a "scary" car ad

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Just what I need to see. A grown man in a robe, a bib, crazy hair day, Bear hair-holder-upper trying to speak Korean, trying Korean beauty products. With doggos!! Just what I need to see at 1:20 PM...

[@regandyannebaucom7198]

The Gaming Mia The Expert lol right

[@Hello_There_1]

Nobody's going to say anything about the horse playing the saxephone pillow in the background

[@emilylong6609]

I love that so much 😂 it has just the right amount of chaotic vibes for them lol

[@dynosaurrrr]

Lmao it’s beautiful

[@gayjayy]

I am 100% positive that is Amy's pillow. I'm not sure if she made it or bought it, but it screams Amy.

[@kalimarinajh]

*We love a Korean beauty king.*

[@diamondvo8812]

spill the tae W E S T A N

[@bjp1101]

Yasss

[@septiplierandbugheadshippe5206]

*we love a Korean beauty shister*

[@eudocimusalbus1376]

He looks like Magnus bane

[@candigutz480]

spill the tae cancer at its finest.

[@iamteshiro6358]

Mark: **slaps stomach** **ad appears** „Training the mind...“ I'm screaming

[@MicaVonSchilf]

Same reaction xD

[@Lou-Lou-]

😂

[@AlyBr]

I got a freaking pregnancy test ad 😂😭😂😭😂

[@QueenKate1203]

I got an ad for drug rehabilitation centers

[@kailie9707]

Mark: Who buys these bts face masks for the postcards? Me: The same reason people bought your calendar mark.

[@spacewhale4337]

Lmao😂😂

[@sueharrington5983]

Oof

[@beaniebutter2889]

Too true, too true

[@leesafaithgrimes]

*raises hand* guilty party lol

[@alyssabutcher7962]

Kailie Leismeister 😂 yes

[@Kairania]

"I'm not a masochist" he says... "I want my face products to hurt"

[@cinda_msthicc9902]

He wants to feel the face products that’s burns him and melting… he just wanna see whether his body can handle this… DEFINITELY NOT a masochist

[@mjane1441]

He wants to feel like he's burning and melting.. it's not a masochist thing! No. It's about POWER.

[@AlexColdfoot-j4x]

​@@mjane1441 nice reference 😂

[@Mochipandabear]

"it's like snot. It's like someone snee- *points at camera* It's like someone did something other than sneezing into this... *gasp* :o BTS?" Killed me omg lol

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

they placed fangirl tears on it XDDDDD

[@Katharoskills]

Marilou Flake Stardust lets to with that

[@genok_kr]

3:28 Amy: Beep beep beep beep! Tweet tweet! Best part ever

[@seokga5139]

"Who buys this for the photocards?" Shit he's on to me

[@oldiesaubrey1989]

Gucci Taeh same

[@aegisventus9968]

I know right!?

[@hannie5085]

MEEEE😂

[@Stormiieee]

*on to the army**

[@kimtaehyunggivesmelife9877]

lol me

[@anna__345]

i love mark’s captions. i’m not deaf, but i am losing my my hearing. when i do eventually lose hearing totally, nice to know mark’s videos will be accessible and nice to watch!

[@miintybiscuit]

His captions are also quite entertaining, I turned them on after ten minutes and 12:17 has me wheezing “please take that thing out of your mouth” and “eyeeeeehhhh” 😂

[@miintybiscuit]

Also, might I once again turn your attention to 14:50 “sOmEbOdY OnCe tOlD mE tHe wOrlD wAs gOnNa rOLLll mE” 😂😂 I can’t 💀

[@dynosaurrrr]

Yeah, as someone with hearing loss, I love that one of my favorite KZbinrs not only has subtitles, but entertaining ones too. Thanks for thinking of us, mark!

[@gayjayy]

It's really sad people had to ruin community captions by self promoting in the translations... The deaf and APD community really were helped by them...

[@anna__345]

@@gayjayy that’s so true. at this point i’m almost completely deaf and the amount of creators who captions are just “check out my merch!”

[@rhiann1997]

im actually loving the markiplier korean videos, he should do like a series of exploring korean things, like making food and trying out trends and makeup etc.

[@jenniferlee9577]

I'd love that, as an also Korean-American

[@junlim7330]

I'd love to see him not just stop on korean stuffs but other countries/culture too once in a while. A good change of pace

[@zebrax9866]

@@junlim7330 sub to me

[@heloisafreitasf.s.1282]

Great Idea dude

[@theadorabletav7766]

true true

[@scusemejimin3224]

"Who buys this for the photocards?" I would but I'm broke lmao

[@charlie-jy4oo]

scusemejimin *mark’s suspicions about us increase*

[@hdbooperp3273]

scusemejimin I buy many

[@yolandasuarez1079]

scusemejimin saaaaaame

[@risukkii15]

scusemejimin same😭😭

[@minyoongihasjams1591]

When he said that I said “mE mArK !”

[@-secy5484]

5:20 *"it's so goopy"* *"Its like snot"* *"it's like someone snee-"* *"IT'S LIKE SOMEONE DID SOMETHING ELSE THAN SNEEZING IN THIS"* *"BTS?!"*

[@y.9645]

BTS SEMEN!? oh noes

[@k.h.production22669]

oh feck sorry M

[@gonejustgone]

It had 666...I fixed it, chu welcome. owo

[@tae4606]

@@y.9645 who's is it tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@aobaamrisp-p6026]

@@tae4606 It could be all of them and not just one member

[@miathermopolis9529]

He looks like a homeless man who raided a beauty store

[@TwixLives]

That is true

[@naan000]

😭

[@burnedham]

lmaoooo💀

[@Mmlpfana]

Help😭💀

[@alexandercorbeill4765]

“Snow blankets the field. A pristine meadow of untouched white. No animals call, no birds cry. Only the steady rustling of wind through dead trees accented by the impact of his acts. A crack like thunder tings out as the ancient pine finally succumbs to his murderous assault. The old giant crashes into the ground. Damie-“

[@werterbertle7142]

hmmmmm

[@sorren150]

Everything is coming together I’m *dyingggg*

[@languid-4535]

Jolie M same

[@amandajensen3382]

Crazy that he'd been planning the Damien video for that long

[@DecafInvidia]

All the way back in august.... My goodness.

[@rosekate1096]

I’m just waiting for people to photoshop Mark’s face on K-Pop stars

[@cookiesandtea6442]

I *might* do that

[@ironisch6219]

Cookies and Tea plz

[@cass8687]

I'm waiting for the edits of him WITH BTS. Like I'm surprised none came out of Ethan (that I saw) after he tweeted about being at the concert in LA

[@yesyesbug363]

BTS

[@SuperSiri0]

I’d pay to see that lol

[@Kawber]

That hair is getting so crazy

[@boneappletea5890]

I love his hair

[@grisannetr1146]

@@boneappletea5890 ikr

[@RedK5]

Kawber I love it

[@CrowRider1999]

It looks like he’s trying to get a mullet.

[@drc9374]

It's majestic Af.

[@torikrieg1445]

Anyone else sitting here in 2020 watching a grown man slap his pecs and abs while sitting on a bed and putting on face masks for the internet..?

[@Dee-yd4vw]

Nah I’m doing it in 2021

[@lillianinspace]

@@Dee-yd4vw Same

[@senaida6646]

Nooo, I’m in 2021😏

[@jocelynheath1353]

2021 actually

[@little-hitori4414]

I'm sitting here in 2022 😂

[@warriorwolfehh]

"I am Korea." - Mark at the very beginning of the video

[@joey_dramaturgi]

Then he added 사람 though 😂

[@warriorwolfehh]

@@joey_dramaturgi I know. But the pause made it into just Korea xD

[@mxzombiexx]

“My hands are so covered in BTS semen that I can’t actually grab this” Whelp. XD

[@arielle1244]

😂😂😂

[@blackbearbb1872]

why do i wish that was me?

[@mairiracinowski1883]

Yikes. Well, he played Fantastic Baby, so I'm happy

[@vanessaherrera8631]

Gorsh

[@PandaliasKay]

Well, there goes the fanfic writers.

[@ventgoblin238]

"They say beauty is pain, but this is easy" My new favorite quote, ladies and gentlemen.

[@beefykeith48]

my new senior quote

[@Ashleymarie5594]

@@beefykeith48 "have you seen Mark's tittys" Lmfaooo im dying

[@peeposux9476]

mark 2018: *covers chest* mark 2020: literally gets naked several times

[@spookyscarytoilets]

mark 2022/2023: onlyfans

[@stardust7780]

Markiplier is my favorite K-pop star.

[@sugarbxnny741]

Nicholas Kawamura Yas Mark Oppa XD

[@chloeh3091]

Same

[@naan000]

can't wait for him to collaborate with Mark Lee

[@mushu6928]

markiplier: **wastes skin care** **cries**

[@damien6122]

Maybe Amy used the rest : 0 that’s what I like to think of it

[@Manasvivi]

SAME

[@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779]

I FELT T HA T

[@euphielovesu]

SAME BRO SKEKMEE

[@LexiPexie26]

What’s so great about this...

[@CMWolfMagic]

8:00 we have entered the age restricted portion....

[@marycw1372]

Yep, I cant unsee that. Good lord

[@genevievecai]

I JUST STARTED THE VID, SAW UR COMMENT, CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP, and jeez

[@Sparkgan]

What u need to do, click on the time stamp and don't look until u feel like it's done.

[@Soulitaris]

Now it is on my mind... M

[@thehider4785]

Lmao😂

[@lymphaticjeopardy]

Mark talks so sweetly to Amy, and in my opinion it's the most adorable thing on the planet

[@brookehoskins1057]

Each time Mark slaps a face mask onto the wall I die 😂😂

[@mxyrnic5454]

Nice decorations tho

[@thejalstergaming1366]

It feels like an episode of llamas with hats

[@airtemis]

"Why would anyone buy this for exclusive postcards??" Oh Mark. Poor, naive Mark. He underestimates KPop fans.

[@_xV01Dx_]

Mark: who buys this for the exclusive photo cards? Army: *nervously sweats*

[@LabsGamingLovesYou]

You are not wrong my friend. When you wake yourself up every single day around 1-5AM just to watch a livestream you cannot understand or to listen to a new album that has just been dropped, only then is when you have no soul. Money at that point is just a physical object, a wall keeping you away from some hot Korean men who deserve your full attention.

[@ashyonnaakers4444]

@@LabsGamingLovesYou You are my spirit animal💜

[@wagahagwa6978]

Bet the RoKA won't conscript him anytime soon

[@cinnamonmon5561]

i hate how k-pop fans ruined Korean culture

[@diivo6809]

Eat your food Inc They did not...koreaboos did. We are not koreaboos!

[@sadbitch4443]

me: **thinks I paused it, and goes to get a drink** also me: **comes back to mark at **2:07** looking like a catman**

[@itsmcfreakingkero9317]

Did anybody notice the the saxophone-playing horse pillow

[@allisonroorda9398]

Techno Wolf that’s Amy’s, she showed it in one of her vids on her channel

[@doctor_owl]

Yes! Looks like it's from that old Oreo commercial with the saxophone-playing horse... I have a similar t-shirt haha

[@iib.mp3]

“Is my smile brighter??” It’s brighter than my future, that’s for sure

[@gooseprincess5542]

SAME

[@romanthunder9501]

You right

[@Gamiki55]

jokes on you Mark. I'm a hand fetishist.

[@aoife7831]

😂

[@milleniam]

He liked.

[@cuponoodles7541]

i mean same. i love me a good pair of hands

[@tfolyak]

Lmao

[@Sicanda]

Ohhh, never noticed that... 1:41 - that writing is cut off. And since he's even wearing that same robe I'm pretty sure the first word was "actor". Put that together with the "go back to sleep" at 0:15 and the storyboard thoughts at 7:15. I get the feeling that Mark was really excited for Damien when he edited that. :D

[@aaronthepuppeteer231]

Wait it almost said Damien at the end, thank you for this comment, I would've never noticed that!

[@scarletfeather5969]

Chica is adorable :D and so is Henry

[@le_cr0issant159]

IKR

[@kittythesoldier620]

Who tf is Henry

[@tentenx2]

@@kittythesoldier620 at 15:15

[@micahtroyet8572]

Is Henry a Marks new puppy or no?

[@Cat-pw5qr]

@@micahtroyet8572 He's Amy's new dog, and is a good boy.

[@Alex-yy3sk]

"My hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't actually grab" -Markiplier 2018

[@ItsTinpots]

H

[@justinseagullstimberlands677]

Lmao😂

[@justt2066]

Funny af

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

*I JUST GOT YOUR COMMENT TO 1K*

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Art fan uwu Wait, What..?

[@oliverkirkland420]

Chica best K-pop star 11/10

[@arthymisty]

The ULTIMATE bias 😩😩😩👌👌👌

[@NataliaFernandez-wj2ec]

He freaking played red velvet 😂

[@Milena-km6in]

omg is that hetalia

[@lulilu1655]

OMG your PROFILE PICTURE :O HETALIAAA

[@remekraumann6336]

Bts is lame

[@Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic]

For all we know, this is what Actor Mark is doing when he's not acting

[@ethanregan5741]

So it IS the robe! I was trying to remember if there was any white or gold trim

[@altairstare7190]

Chica and Henry both flinched at 16:30 when Mark threw the mask. 😂😂

[@hannahcherwien5678]

lets see. . . we got. . . . face masks. . . .masks. . . .this torture device. . .some BTS . . . . my friend came into my room all confused and stuff, thinking mark bought BTS XD

[@gachawolf7345]

I wish he bought BTS

[@Kestrelfliez]

K

[@saget3141]

*OH OH OH OH*

[@hannahcherwien5678]

@Mina Kopachik XD

[@mushroomghost6332]

BTS!😂😂 yeah

[@annie4505]

“The time circle thing” -Mark, the intellectual 🌚🕒🌚🕒🌚🕒🌚🕒🌚🕒🌚

[@galeg6233]

Nice unordinary pic

[@lumaluvs]

UNordinary!!

[@theonlylobster]

¤

[@krato_girl44]

When are we gonna get rid of that hair Markimoo? Also $120?!?!? Jeez. That's a lot of Markibucks

[@katherinebrooks7047]

OMG, Unordinary, love that webtoon!

[@hhakaeto]

The way he just rips the bts mask box... Meanwhile Army’s: *either can’t afford it or can’t get or just buy it and stare at the fabulous box not wanting to damage it on little bit*

[@ktal3167]

IKR I’m like gentleeeeee lol don’t just rip it

[@tagapagtanggol08]

Apparently, Mark broke KZbin after uploading this

[@amberrebelle815]

I watched antisepticeye and i thought that!

[@jenniferlee9577]

pretty sure that was bill wurtz but okay

[@TamyXx]

I thought it was shane

[@ZOOPXOWO]

Tamara XXX same

[@stevebailey8285]

@@TamyXx -_-

[@llamazfordayz6698]

Mark: “WHOS BUYING THESE TO GET THE EXCLUSIVE POST CARDS” Me: I feel attacked

[@viriginnie6471]

SamE

[@miradreamer6274]

Llamazfordayz I mean me

[@maddie8570]

every ARMY ever: ME

[@ignorethem]

I Strongly Disagree

[@aobaamrisp-p6026]

Same but actually I would try the face mask tho XD

[@Niriixa]

"Oh no..." Instantly started cracking up :'DD

[@plywoodsun8244]

2:18 now we know where the movie “cats” got its idea

[@Roeseii]

"My hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't even grab this" Markiplier 2018-2018

[@_Gwyn_]

and with that said... he's dreaming the dream of many fangirls just think about it, listening to this and not knowing what he really talks about.. it kind of sounds.. *cough* weird ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Roeseii]

@@_Gwyn_ lol yea

[@alyssabutcher7962]

Starlight Fox seamen?

[@chimpman1111]

You mean “semen”?

[@Roeseii]

@@chimpman1111 oof- yeah

[@unknowntimecode3167]

He actually said (in the beginning of the video) "I am a Korean person." How do I know this? I'm Korean. Duh.

[@lizziezen7166]

I understood it too lol, I'm learning the language

[@ihappyandsad5441]

He also said what it was that he said but ya. Cool..

[@Nothing6nothing9]

He also said that that was what it meant... And there are English captions...

[@Senrith]

I’m Well Equiped with Captions

[@nothingfordarkness]

Unknown SadAnimator is it true that you don’t use scissors?

[@salty-porridge]

Mark: It takes up a quarter of the *_time circle thing_* Boy I'm gonna start calling clocks TCTs from now on.

[@gumdropsfall2909]

Mark: who buys these for the postcards? Me: *Looks up to my wall where mine are hanging up*

[@chuminc]

Why do you buy them though?

[@emilyveith7204]

Dulce `Because BTS. Why else?

[@madicopeland6996]

Dulce ` You can never question an Army ㅋㅋㅋ

[@JAXXTISM]

@@madicopeland6996 bru

[@O4O8OO9RRA]

my money is dropping faster than James Charles subs (no offense)

[@max-iw9lz]

"my hands are so covered in BTS semen I can't even grab this." *oh my actual god.*

[@User-xk1hs]

When I heard that I screamed-

[@thesilentangrycat9801]

X3

[@weenmaster8000]

ikr-

[@felynnsoleil]

My dad : What did he say? Me: Nothing! 😱🤣

[@dawn-dl1rf]

holy mother of god. i can't-

[@kenbae7923]

If Mark was an Idol *I'd stan so quick.*

[@goomie6109]

Lilacy Pants mE TOO SIS

[@Freshlypeeledmangos]

Omg thAt would be so many Marks like Mark from NCT and Mark from GOT7

[@kenbae7923]

@@Freshlypeeledmangos Omg yes XD

[@kenbae7923]

@@goomie6109 OMG YAS SHISHTAR

[@rradventures7095]

*clap clap clap clap*

[@karson4079]

16:18 (read in an Australian accent) This is a rare moment where the wild Markiplier and Chicus Maximus embrace once a year. This beautiful moment in time causes world peace and harmony among all animals in the universe. But don't look at the wild Markiplier's glowing teeth for too long as you may get blinded or have a heart attack from the beauty of these creatures.

[@unholy_being5662]

Mind: so if Australia accent is British then I can do it but I didn’t do it in a while meh it’s find Me: ( sounds like a cow girl ) UH

[@amelia7642]

luckily im aussie :)

[@shaygirard8265]

I love this 😂

[@SwagBroPlays]

Amelia Cassin I absolutely read this with a Bear Gryllis Accent XD

[@lthemey2542]

Amelia Cassin I like your profile pic

[@CallUNexTuesday]

"For when the chin gets droopy because the bone has a tendency to wander?" I legitimately laughed until I cried.

[@patmanfan7560]

The "subtitles" during the black lips part is totally the script for "Damian"

[@funtimeLJ6789]

Definetly

[@lovingdragons]

Oh yeah, totally!

[@danaic.5045]

Exactly! The narration literally stops as he's about to say the name Damien

[@thechampion2430]

Thank you! I was hoping someone would mention this.

[@sammygfilms9393]

So I'm not the only one who noticed that 🤔

[@tiffanygarcia3627]

Mark knows the KZbin beauty community is in total chaos right now and thought it’d be the perfect time for him to swoop in and claim two spectrums of the KZbin-sphere

[@Morguepie]

Tiffany Garcia wait what’s going on with the KZbin beauty community???

[@sibehburnedtofu6438]

@@Morguepie drama, a lot of it but the most recent one is about Thomas Halbert

[@tiffanygarcia3627]

Doomstar Productions too much....far too much

[@tkki8208]

Mark: Who's buying these for the exclusive post cards? Me: *sweats* well y-you see-

[@KikiKpopKrazzzy02]

SAME

[@djrj3001]

IKR?!

[@nomu_i3312]

sAme

[@Girlwtf410]

*sweats a lot* u-uh-

[@gelpanal]

I would keep the postcards and also keep the box 😂

[@deltaomegaarts3705]

Is no one talking about the fact that this is literally the precursor for "Damien"

[@sailormoonstone5172]

Chica really trusts him. My dog would never let me put anything on his face.

[@EverlastingEclipse]

Chica is the most chill, trusting pupper on the planet.

[@bigjockknewheknew3882]

Well You would never get anything on your face thats for fuckin sure its like the back end of a bus hit it

[@iankneecox4098]

my dog will jump to me always.. 😢

[@notthatcarolina7558]

How did I not notice before: Go back to sleep The Damien references He was giving us clues, he had it all figured out in advance and didn't even try hiding it...

[@hayleelegg4359]

Yeah, looking back on these make it seem really obvious now. I'm gonna need to pay better attention in the future, lol.

[@jackdevil1902]

-"The FBI" wants to know your location-

[@angelthings5424]

@@jackdevil1902 *Dark wants to know your location* *Dark equipped knife*

[@lilyboo4967]

I think he’s wearing the same robe Mark died in in who killed markiplier

[@dulcetious]

And when it counted his “stupid questions” They cut out “Actor” Mark’s stupid question counter, so it just said **Tor**

[@khaos4590]

"Whos buying this to get the exclusive post cards" Is that even something that needs to be asked

[@bogihegyi3110]

Can we take a moment and appreciate how the BTS mask fits perfecly on Mark’s face???

[@jayking3063]

*SLAPS MASK ON WALL* WHO YOU GONNA CALL?! MASK SLAPPERS

[@shannonhelgers6469]

😂😂😂

[@lavender1556]

Why just why 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Imagin8io]

"Everybody knows that the hands are the foots of the hands"

[@bailebeck]

at 7:21 mark looks like he just skinned someone and put it on his face. i’m genuinely terrified

[@djdilo7208]

Letherface?

[@jackknifejaws3582]

Leatherface*

[@swirls5000]

“What are Koreans known for...?” Me: *Laughs in Gangnam Style*

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

Markimoo: Everyone knows that the hands are the _"foots of the hands"_ Me: *O-oh okay*

[@NoriMori1992]

Mark's version of, "Sun: Moon of the day!"

[@tombolena1295]

finally a great beauty channel

[@yousramahdy550]

michi tan lol XD

[@carter_pewterschmidt]

“Bts, dreamboats, uh thank you for so much *stares at camera* moisture” -Markiplier

[@your_local_simp83]

7:49 Nobody: Not a single soul: Not even Mark: Not even Lixian: Me: "i'M tHe GhOsT oF HaLlOwEeN!"

[@otakuhero6254]

The noise itself already had me slain, now I can’t hear it without thinking of this comment.

[@dashinypunnymarsking]

basically what Mark bought: "mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, torture device, mask"

[@BR0K3N_P3T4LS]

Maddoxie and BTS :3

[@wyrmur727]

that fact that the second group he put a clip of for "Korea being known for" and it was Daesung from BIGBANG and not someone from BTS warmed my heart

[@bluchismoon]

He already had their beauty pack and idol playing every time he mentioned them, he didn't need to put them there, there are so many K-pop groups to choose from.

[@aliyashahum6655]

How can you like BTS and have a SPN pfp like they clash soooo hard

[@Jasmine-qw9nv]

Because he already had their product and already was playing their music, people know who bts look at the comments dude but I dare you to ask if they know who the groups that mark put their clips in the video

[@1soccermom449]

"It's like someone did something other than sneezing in this-" *Sudden realization* "BTS...?"

[@Icetalon02]

😂😂

[@Numbattery]

"I like something that hits my skin and it burns" -Mark, totally not a masochist

[@hannahfg0515]

He's wearing the robe from who killed Markiplier

[@crow5386]

I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY ONE HAT REMEMBERS IT

[@sonnyrooney3500]

I didn't even notice that

[@savannahloyd8226]

And then the "go back to sleep" thing at the start

[@mmb2874]

Someone get MatPat

[@Saitaina]

No sense not reusing it.

[@helenarosno]

Mark’s face is going to look very moisturized in his next video

[@bigjockknewheknew3882]

Were have you been i tried to call you i thought we were going out i missed you

[@BusyLilBeeX]

"The hands are the foots of the hands." ~Markiplier, 2018

[@더러운전쟁]

Mittons are called "hand shoes" in German, so yes, correct

[@dma93-ch]

more like feet of the arms, geez Mark -.-'

[@myawilliams5421]

It's funny how when mark speaks Korean he yells it and then he goes right back to a calming voice when speaking English 😂

[@themadhattress1777]

Mark, you already have a jaw for days, and a face that Shrek doesn't need to enhance. Congrats on finding out how a headband works XD

[@sbothebean1742]

Mark: *slaps stomach* Johnson Ad appears: *Our high standard just got higher* Glad to know this is high quality entertainment! XD

[@WyllFyr3]

I got a Chantix ad lmao. “It’s hard to quit smoking cold turkey.”

[@3NVYMILK]

I got a spectrum add

[@eefgameplays9849]

"buying these just for the exclusive postcards" *ARMY laughing in the background*

[@enchantedsiyoon]

Ikr we all bought it for that 😂

[@JAXXTISM]

✌😳🔫

[@moonray61]

Alexicum No? I mean, we buy for the photos but we can have the music on streaming platforms

[@shiroyourhero5793]

@@moonray61 whatever, still sad

[@kusaiki_ck6916]

@@alexvolute7454 eeh not really exclusive postcards and clear skin, sounds good to me lol

[@caffeination17]

12:28 in the CC it says "is this fun now (word that we cant determine)" but he actually said "is this thumbnail worthy"

[@swirls5000]

It’s always been fun.

[@disneykid7557]

OH MY FRICK DIDDLY MICKIN GOSH, AT THE PART WHERE HE WAS "VOICING HIS INNER THOUGHTS" IT WAS LIKE A FORESHADOW OF THE DAMIEN VIDEO I'M ABOUT TO FRICKIN EXPLODE

[@rvmin0145]

4:49 "Who's buying this to get the exclusive postcards?" Me: You know, I may know guys and girls whom you can give all of them to and cherish them as heirlooms, you know.

[@89ceilidh]

yah. ME!

[@Symora]

0:16 um WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@wonderlessland3953]

All the legends are true. Let's leave it at that

[@numberanother5630]

Look on the counter too, it is actor nark!

[@jennphillips2896]

IKR!!!GET THE FBI IN HERE!!!

[@eliraeclipse2435]

DARKIPLIER

[@ollievlogs4183]

7:35 ITS STARTS TO SAY "DAMIEN" BUT CUTS OFF

[@tiffineymckee7752]

12:26 I'm pretty sure he said "Is this thumbnail worthy?"

[@CaLypSO4456]

Same