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Markiplier

Markiplier

Күн бұрын

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@Pecangaming
@Pecangaming 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm now best friends with Wade!" Mark 2 minutes later: *ends Wade with +5*
@hauntedheartss
@hauntedheartss 4 жыл бұрын
GO AWAY BOTTT (The first reply)
@moistspuds845
@moistspuds845 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hello Peec !
@aqahar2
@aqahar2 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that wade would have won if mark played the flip
@B-rex395
@B-rex395 4 жыл бұрын
With friends like Mark, who needs enemies?
@Arcanis_07
@Arcanis_07 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I watched the video too. But enjoy your 30 seconds of feeling important for copying the video.
@griffinsummoner
@griffinsummoner 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll stab anyone in the back, and I won't even think about it. It'll be instinctual." Warfstache? Crazed Butt-Stabber? It was Mark, all along!
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
"It was ME the whole time!" "That was my joke!"
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
He's also the crazed cow killer. Gameplay therapy 😉📍
@grimkreeper598
@grimkreeper598 4 жыл бұрын
Mark!? The Crazed Butt-Stabber?! IT WAS HIM!
@alexthebest1860
@alexthebest1860 4 жыл бұрын
You psychopath
@timothymckane6362
@timothymckane6362 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
@NotShockX
@NotShockX 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be a "Wade being betrayed" list but it's probably as long as a lifespan.
@DolusVulpes
@DolusVulpes 4 жыл бұрын
Specifically Wade's lifespan, which is significantly shorter on account of that time he drowned.
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
I mean his entire lifespan is that so Edit: I had a dyslexic moment and read that entirely wrong
@Maxx-kl2yr
@Maxx-kl2yr 4 жыл бұрын
we need wade betrayed music
@bridgetrose4660
@bridgetrose4660 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@DolusVulpes huh?
@folkuey_artster
@folkuey_artster 4 жыл бұрын
The consistency here is that Wade will always be made fun of no matter if a truce is made in the beginning
@angelavegh2297
@angelavegh2297 4 жыл бұрын
Ok😧😧😧
@greysub924
@greysub924 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shinigamimiroku3723
@shinigamimiroku3723 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he leaves himself open to it quite easily... XD
@radiusx89
@radiusx89 4 жыл бұрын
Falkuey_ Artster 😂😂😂
@natalieengel1345
@natalieengel1345 4 жыл бұрын
I think he said he doesn't actually take it personally
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: I know Mark’s got my back Mark: **CAN’T RESIST THE BACKSTAB**
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂crazed back stabber
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
Gameplay Therapy Pretty sure you’re talking about the infamous serial killer; The _Crazed Butt Stabber_
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
He's all them combined 😂
@konradfletcher6311
@konradfletcher6311 4 жыл бұрын
A hunter main?
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
Who came after the live 👇👇👇 Just came from marks live and he really is genuine , he said his viewers should support other channels I ask that you guys please support mine . Let's make a dream reality
@SatelliteSelina
@SatelliteSelina 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they could actually play teams but instead they’re just acting like they’re on teams
@monkeysubman
@monkeysubman 4 жыл бұрын
The original time they played uno they played teams too.
@Anna-fc5pk
@Anna-fc5pk 3 жыл бұрын
Well it’s only fun when there’s four people… if there’s three someones stuck with an AI
@nomoretwitterhandles
@nomoretwitterhandles 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anna-fc5pk Exactly! Of course they COULD theoretically play on teams, but it's funnier to *pretend* to be teamed with an AI. Actually being teamed with an AI would be infuriating.
@QuinnInk20
@QuinnInk20 2 жыл бұрын
Behold, an Engineer and two Lawyers
@jas.per.25
@jas.per.25 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles bring back jack for teams lol
@energydragon0612
@energydragon0612 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Wins* Mark: MY win Archie: *Wins* Mark: OUR win
@Karaticat
@Karaticat 4 жыл бұрын
its official, mark's communist
@murdomaclachlan
@murdomaclachlan 4 жыл бұрын
That's how teamwork works.
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
Archie: *loses* Mark: I mean I was a contender
@רפאל-ב
@רפאל-ב 4 жыл бұрын
That's the plan
@loompus5492
@loompus5492 4 жыл бұрын
Communism 100
@onenormalorca
@onenormalorca 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be a “Wade being betrayed” list but it’s probably as long as the Nile river
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 4 жыл бұрын
Might as well just watch all the Uno videos lol
@_theknighthawk_7018
@_theknighthawk_7018 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_theknighthawk_7018
@_theknighthawk_7018 4 жыл бұрын
@The_Pandaren_boi yeah
@pocoloco753
@pocoloco753 4 жыл бұрын
This is nothing. In his Friday the13th videos on his channel, he gets betrayed and screwed by everyone all of the time to the point where ppl in the comments started complaining about it not being funny anymore.
@Micheal_Porter
@Micheal_Porter 4 жыл бұрын
Wade betrayal list from the Nile.
@sophiechen4874
@sophiechen4874 4 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that right before the outro music, Lixian was just like 'okay I'll let him have his last "my wrath" before I cut it off'
@megarayquaza9054
@megarayquaza9054 4 жыл бұрын
*MY WRATH!* **Crazy La Paint plays**
@ryanolsen294
@ryanolsen294 3 жыл бұрын
@@megarayquaza9054 ????
@darkspedicey1418
@darkspedicey1418 3 жыл бұрын
@@megarayquaza9054 thank you for saying the name so I can add it to my playlist 😊
@darkspedicey1418
@darkspedicey1418 3 жыл бұрын
No dip, I actually thought you were talking about Wade lmao
@noahfalk6100
@noahfalk6100 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "What are you, some kind of sociopath??" Mark: "YES."
@cheesenpickles1241
@cheesenpickles1241 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I agree Aw, me too man This is f*cking Barbara's fault
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
But man thank God he isn't a masochist
@orangeblanket7181
@orangeblanket7181 4 жыл бұрын
YES I AM
@katiedewhurst1736
@katiedewhurst1736 4 жыл бұрын
High functioning sociopath, with you number :). Ten points to anyone who gets that reference
@theriverperson7762
@theriverperson7762 4 жыл бұрын
**Darkiplier joined the chat**
@abbysaldana2610
@abbysaldana2610 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: Mark is the only thing i can depen..... Mark: +5 Wade: betrayal
@elliana1694
@elliana1694 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so bad when that happened
@burningfox4974
@burningfox4974 4 жыл бұрын
Even when he could’ve just ended the game here and there
@souffrantdepine3762
@souffrantdepine3762 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "SUFFER MY WRATH!!" Narrator: "And then they suffered his wrath."
@jusquanorthwind1016
@jusquanorthwind1016 4 жыл бұрын
"MY WRATH!!" *hard cut*
@jebediahkerman7357
@jebediahkerman7357 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the first time Mark said it calmly, and on that flipped side Mark started screaming with epic music in the background, so things got a lot more intense)
@inboarduck8589
@inboarduck8589 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: I know marks got my back- Mark: gives wade +5 *top ten anime betrayals*
@jaywilkey1323
@jaywilkey1323 4 жыл бұрын
Wade wanted more cars for his back, right?
@ShadyDoorags
@ShadyDoorags 4 жыл бұрын
If Mark had played the flip, Wade would've won. Was definitely a betrayal.
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
Lol friendship cancelled 😂 Gameplay therapy 📍
@scoot-scoot51341
@scoot-scoot51341 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm just not gonna touch that one." "You already did, and that's why you're mad!" I swear, Bob has the best comebacks ever! 🤣
@FidgetingMidget
@FidgetingMidget 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine him roasting ppl in the court room lol
@zachhouston514
@zachhouston514 4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Bob's comebacks all day
@scoot-scoot51341
@scoot-scoot51341 4 жыл бұрын
@@FidgetingMidget Omg, that would be so funny!
@sebastianthegoat4265
@sebastianthegoat4265 4 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a compilation vid of Bob roasting people
@crankthetank3581
@crankthetank3581 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he is a lawyer after all
@BlitzInkling
@BlitzInkling 4 жыл бұрын
Watching these 3 together play a lot has made me realize some things Mark has the best screams. Bob has the best laughs. Wade has the best "dying" sounds.
@bigbadwolf4190
@bigbadwolf4190 4 жыл бұрын
Best Anime betrayal Wade: "I know Mark's got my back" Mark: **drops a +5 on Wade**
@XoxBabykuyXox
@XoxBabykuyXox 4 жыл бұрын
They could've won the game right there as well
@ji17O
@ji17O 4 жыл бұрын
Rita *wtf*
@rynnex
@rynnex 4 жыл бұрын
*You fell for it you fool!* *Thunder cross split attack!*
@simplymax2125
@simplymax2125 4 жыл бұрын
Rita is fake
@simplymax2125
@simplymax2125 4 жыл бұрын
Wade’s mind: But I... I though.. *crys* YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT AN END THE BOB-ARCHIE, NOT JOIN THEM!!!
@littlemishap3835
@littlemishap3835 4 жыл бұрын
"I know I can depend on you, Mark!" Narrator: *He could not, in fact, depend on Mark.*
@Jyguns
@Jyguns 4 жыл бұрын
What time stamp?
@0Jiko
@0Jiko 4 жыл бұрын
kaguya sama
@midnyghtryder.
@midnyghtryder. 4 жыл бұрын
I read this in Morgan Freeman voice lol
@sema6008
@sema6008 4 жыл бұрын
Midnyght Ryder lol!
@evalivingstone1793
@evalivingstone1793 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hearing the narrator from Ted? Just me? K cool :(
@archie305
@archie305 11 ай бұрын
Been three years and I’m STILL upset ab this betrayal
@junebunny0712
@junebunny0712 10 ай бұрын
Can’t blame ya.
@aleksiahencinias6933
@aleksiahencinias6933 9 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 8 ай бұрын
Never forget
@amsyjo
@amsyjo 7 ай бұрын
blud holds a grudge
@danielszap6794
@danielszap6794 7 ай бұрын
No way you’ve returned :0
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Friendship with Bob ended. Wade and I are now best friends 10 seconds later: *Supports Bob in insulting Wade*
@co5micwaffle742
@co5micwaffle742 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "Wade, what you did was brilliant and also amazing" Mark: "You can't be both brilliant and ama- *oh, you're making a bald joke.* You are correct."
@etgha
@etgha 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's like that's like the whole joke
@ShadowdaHedgie11
@ShadowdaHedgie11 3 жыл бұрын
Insulting Wade is a constant, no matter what the teams.
@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian
@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian 3 жыл бұрын
Wade : "I know Mark's got my back. If there's one thing I can dep-" Mark : *plays a +5* Wade : ".........."
@whenthe0007Owen
@whenthe0007Owen 3 жыл бұрын
Oh really? i didn't see that video!
@deactivateme7872
@deactivateme7872 4 жыл бұрын
Mark, being the youngest child: Cats always tell the truth. Bob, being the oldest child: no, cats always land on their feet. Wade, being the middle child: yeah, it's elephants that never forgets. Mark, suddenly evolving into the drunk father: eLepHanTs aLwAyS LaND oN tHiEr fEeT.
@undercoversoviet6399
@undercoversoviet6399 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Two cats in a bush is worth three in a barrel
@Matt-on3dq
@Matt-on3dq 4 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 and 1 in a tree is equal to both-
@megarayquaza9054
@megarayquaza9054 4 жыл бұрын
Archie, the Smart one: **Confusion**
@TheRat1789
@TheRat1789 4 жыл бұрын
@@Matt-on3dq and one in a car is equal to 16 cats in a bush
@amystocker8020
@amystocker8020 4 жыл бұрын
16:18 Mark: I have 5 three's. Me: I am a man with 5 ovens!
@TheNebulaeCollective
@TheNebulaeCollective 3 жыл бұрын
O V E N S
@largeboy5577
@largeboy5577 3 жыл бұрын
wow, you have 5 ovens too?
@MothInTheVoid13
@MothInTheVoid13 3 жыл бұрын
good soup✨👌🍜
@sususaku34500
@sususaku34500 4 жыл бұрын
"I threw him off his rhythm" *street smarts*
@kayladanforth9201
@kayladanforth9201 4 жыл бұрын
😏 I see a fellow person of culture
@zeethegodofcheese4933
@zeethegodofcheese4933 4 жыл бұрын
He used the Bittenbinder method
@microgaming9209
@microgaming9209 4 жыл бұрын
I am a TIGER MOM!
@courtneyishotte682
@courtneyishotte682 4 жыл бұрын
you want it? GO AND GET IT!
@moon_lee2127
@moon_lee2127 4 жыл бұрын
advanced humor
@Alex-lc8ck
@Alex-lc8ck 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: it’s not my fault I have so many friends Bob: wait I only have 2 friends Wade: you guys have friends?
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Uno will ruin it Gameplay therapy 📍 ♥️
@starwarsinfo5378
@starwarsinfo5378 3 жыл бұрын
2:12 Mark: I wouldn’t do it Also Mark literally 5 seconds later: Proceeds to do it
@Styxintheriver
@Styxintheriver 4 жыл бұрын
Wade is always gonna keep hurting himself Dislocated his hand trying to do jazz hands Breaks his nose doing an Elmo impression Sneezed so hard his arm went numb Now he was so excited he had a stroke
@Ep123C
@Ep123C 4 жыл бұрын
@jamie urine I think it's the first 7-days-to-die but always blood moon. It's just Mark and Wade.
@ndzhelin2651
@ndzhelin2651 4 жыл бұрын
Except the first three actually happened and the last one was a joke. Kind of an important difference considering how serious it would be if he did?
@GameplayTherapy
@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@YCountdownY
@YCountdownY 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, SEEX. Good scam.
@caiomendes7689
@caiomendes7689 4 жыл бұрын
Wait what???
@CompleteDiscomfort
@CompleteDiscomfort 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Feel my WRATH Me, not part of the game: man I feel so wrath’d
@faraz6945
@faraz6945 4 жыл бұрын
Wrath'd looks like a useful word
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Wrath'd Is not a word.
@adlactor1120
@adlactor1120 4 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 r/whoosh
@archie305
@archie305 4 жыл бұрын
I-I don’t know if I can forgive you Mark
@matroscin2189
@matroscin2189 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@j-j8984
@j-j8984 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he threw you off your rhythm....
@anonymousragnarok_2272
@anonymousragnarok_2272 4 жыл бұрын
Are you a time traveller?
@archie305
@archie305 4 жыл бұрын
@Angel Mercado-Felix yes, yes I did
@btsa.r.m.y7752
@btsa.r.m.y7752 4 жыл бұрын
@@archie305 noice
@orchidfilled
@orchidfilled 4 жыл бұрын
“WADE AND I ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS” *bob: *sad noises**
@violetvisionz7330
@violetvisionz7330 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is friends with like everyone
@davizz7469
@davizz7469 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@orchidfilled
@orchidfilled 4 жыл бұрын
Violet Visionz so true-
@AG_Speaks
@AG_Speaks 4 жыл бұрын
@@violetvisionz7330 is he friends with me?
@orchidfilled
@orchidfilled 4 жыл бұрын
Ravagr YT 😂
@EthanNewsom
@EthanNewsom 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I am a man who owns five 3's!"
@acecherub
@acecherub 4 жыл бұрын
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS.
@anonymousragnarok_2272
@anonymousragnarok_2272 4 жыл бұрын
I get this reference!
@primusuckz
@primusuckz 4 жыл бұрын
I was a girl who owned 5 blues in roblox uno xd
@stitchz626
@stitchz626 3 жыл бұрын
I aM a MaN wHO OwNS *FIVE* OveNS
@lemonandgaming6013
@lemonandgaming6013 3 жыл бұрын
i am a man who owns three 5's!
@souffrantdepine3762
@souffrantdepine3762 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: "Wrath him!" Mark: *"Perish."*
@forrestwatcher
@forrestwatcher 4 жыл бұрын
Moral: Archie is a great teammate, except when he isn't.
@averagecat4220
@averagecat4220 4 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@cormacb2326
@cormacb2326 4 жыл бұрын
@@averagecat4220 Together we can stop this.
@IhyaHusnayain
@IhyaHusnayain 4 жыл бұрын
people die if they killed
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you just perfectly described a cat
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
Moral: Mark is the best Backstabber, even when he didn’t mean to
@Maple_peacan
@Maple_peacan 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I'm doing this for you Archie! *picks purple* Archie: *No purple card insight* ...
@XK1_
@XK1_ 4 жыл бұрын
2:18 I WAS SCREAMING AT MARK CAUSE HE COULDA PLACES THE FLIP SIDES AND THEY WOULDVE WON 😭😂
@BubbleBAss-fi8jl
@BubbleBAss-fi8jl 4 жыл бұрын
I love that there’s a game mode where you can have a teammate but they still choose to play 4 player anyways
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
Well Mark cant seem to stay on any team very long so
@Pancakeli
@Pancakeli 4 жыл бұрын
I don't imagine whoever ended up with the ai would be very happy about it
@DM-Oz
@DM-Oz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pancakeli what you talking about ? the a.i. is sometimes the best player in this videos
@100GTAGUY
@100GTAGUY 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pancakeli in some of the earlier Uno videos, what you just said both did and didn't actually happen lol.
@meghan30g26
@meghan30g26 4 жыл бұрын
11:54 John Mulaney voice: NOW I’VE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RYTHM.
@zeethegodofcheese4933
@zeethegodofcheese4933 4 жыл бұрын
*STREET SMARTS*
@microgaming9209
@microgaming9209 4 жыл бұрын
*_STREET SMARTS!_*
@majorasmaskguy_8452
@majorasmaskguy_8452 4 жыл бұрын
@Student Zachary Maldonado That would be throwing off his groove though
@courtneyishotte682
@courtneyishotte682 4 жыл бұрын
...I think they're turning left?...
@oddball1493
@oddball1493 4 жыл бұрын
11:53 "i threw him off his rhythm" dt j j bittenbinder would be proud
@zeethegodofcheese4933
@zeethegodofcheese4933 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, a person of culture STREET SMARTS
@LiquidHonor
@LiquidHonor 4 жыл бұрын
"An elephant always lands on its feet" - Mark F. Words of wisdom my friends.
@darthslain
@darthslain 4 жыл бұрын
well they cant jump so...technicly they always land on their feet......or they never do
@theartsygay4027
@theartsygay4027 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: shows them the audio Me: oh god their becoming self aware
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
They're* I'm sorry
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
self...self aware?
@ohheyitscyber2848
@ohheyitscyber2848 3 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 *y e s*
@sacredgamer420
@sacredgamer420 Жыл бұрын
I feel like that Tiktok is just mean. I mean come'on why's Wade always the victim in situations like these...?
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
@@sacredgamer420are you part of the Distractible subreddit by chance?
@frenchy_fryyy_
@frenchy_fryyy_ 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “No teams anymore.” KZbin ad: “Let’s meet your team.”
@Dumbrarere
@Dumbrarere 4 жыл бұрын
Mark, Bob and Wade: *Having Fun* Me: "I miss Barbara..."
@Thechaosmaster1997
@Thechaosmaster1997 3 жыл бұрын
GoD DaMiT BaRbArA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 3 жыл бұрын
Wade doesn't.
@rhizibe
@rhizibe 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments talking about the evil comment bots, when we all know the real bot villian is barbara
@chromaxd26
@chromaxd26 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking out the truths of the ancients
@Q.Brainrot
@Q.Brainrot 4 жыл бұрын
She's done nothing wrong, bob's bein over dramatic
@danivee8572
@danivee8572 4 жыл бұрын
She makes a billion bot comments just to spite Wade
@xpinkpokix9402
@xpinkpokix9402 4 жыл бұрын
FACKIN BARBARA. WHO PICKS ON WADE XD
@epsilon5194
@epsilon5194 4 жыл бұрын
this is f**king barbara’s fault
@sackfu7952
@sackfu7952 4 жыл бұрын
10:27 is just my new favorite random bob noise
@adoriwi
@adoriwi 4 жыл бұрын
*talking* *about* *the* *tiktok* *audio* “Why is that a thing” We really wish we knew Wade but we just don’t we just did it..
@mila5985
@mila5985 4 жыл бұрын
i think that trend started with rose and ed from 90 day fiancé lmao
@teekoike
@teekoike 4 жыл бұрын
@@mila5985 wait really i thought it started with the star wars one
@mila5985
@mila5985 4 жыл бұрын
tee koike i honestly have no idea cause i don’t have tiktok lmao
@souleaterevans4589
@souleaterevans4589 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like the Tumblr of video services, but even less funny inside jokes
@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 4 жыл бұрын
@@souleaterevans4589 So iFunny. But video only.
@victorconway444
@victorconway444 4 жыл бұрын
"SUFFER MY WRATH!" that should've been the title of this video
@gamerguy3
@gamerguy3 4 жыл бұрын
Dude when when he said that for a plus 5 scared the shit outa me
@glPryce
@glPryce 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 I love how Mark could have picked any option besides that plus 5 and Wade might have won. Instead he picked the funnier option. Respectable.
@lanthan598
@lanthan598 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that every multiplayer game they play always has someone who gets bullied by the other two
@canthispotatoget10ksubs97
@canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 жыл бұрын
E
@glacierwolf1411
@glacierwolf1411 4 жыл бұрын
@@canthispotatoget10ksubs97 F
@littletwinstarfav
@littletwinstarfav 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Sees the title **lazy town flashbacks intensify**
@josh3003
@josh3003 4 жыл бұрын
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
@aquatikat
@aquatikat 4 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@chasemeadows6176
@chasemeadows6176 3 жыл бұрын
24:57 The defeat in Bob's voice kills me every time
@romeosdistress1103
@romeosdistress1103 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: at least i know mark's got my back, if theres one thing i can dep- Mark's +5: *im about to end this mans whole career*
@artwizardsam3238
@artwizardsam3238 4 жыл бұрын
"Friendship with Muyskerm ended, I'm friends with Wade now" **immediately sides up with Bob to roast Wade**
@amnathegrande
@amnathegrande 4 жыл бұрын
Not even a second into the video: **sex jokes intensifies**
@kippaaviayas6320
@kippaaviayas6320 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: I know Mark's got my back, if there's one thing I can dep... Mark: +5 intensifies
@salvadortorres8361
@salvadortorres8361 4 жыл бұрын
The four players lived in peace then everything changed when the Markiplier attacked.
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
To be real here there was never any peace
@dorky_spartan
@dorky_spartan 4 жыл бұрын
Mark- fire nation Felix- air nomads Seán- earth kingdom Ethan- water tribe
@Lucas-bb3ji
@Lucas-bb3ji 2 жыл бұрын
11:41 Every cartoon villain after the hero falls purposely in their obvious trap out of pity.
@gabrielaguilar9345
@gabrielaguilar9345 4 жыл бұрын
11:54 "I threw him off his rhythm" **JJ BITTENBINDER INTENSES**
@zeethegodofcheese4933
@zeethegodofcheese4933 4 жыл бұрын
*STREET SMARTS*
@mapachecomunista6276
@mapachecomunista6276 4 жыл бұрын
IT'S TIME FOR STREET SMARTS WITH DETECTIVE J.J BITTENBINDER, SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
@happyanfi
@happyanfi 4 жыл бұрын
Me: on twitter siping my coffee and reading all the tea on there Marks: post video Me: reads title, *coffee goes everywhere*
@bananaman5268
@bananaman5268 4 жыл бұрын
Is it... Jacksepticeye top of the morning coffee?
@m15t3r_n8
@m15t3r_n8 4 жыл бұрын
There's alot of Audio clips in this that one could use to make Mark seem like the worst person ever... "Betrayal is in my Blood" "Suffer my Wrath" "I'll betray you and not even think about it beforehand" I hope someone is doing an animated of that... Evil King Mark ruling the UnoVerse... man I wish I could draw
@iwatchyt
@iwatchyt 4 жыл бұрын
"They might've been down my pants" is the best response to anything ever
@badalsingh6292
@badalsingh6292 4 жыл бұрын
When you are early and there are no funny jokes: "The Problem with being Faster than Light is that you can only live in Darkness."
@legueu
@legueu 4 жыл бұрын
Ok that was a good one.
@benavery58
@benavery58 4 жыл бұрын
Are you a bot no offence there’s a very similar one by a bot
@sixmanephonk
@sixmanephonk 4 жыл бұрын
🤔 true
@badalsingh6292
@badalsingh6292 4 жыл бұрын
@@benavery58 It is a famous meme. I have seen it several times in different comment sections.
@natelasher1089
@natelasher1089 4 жыл бұрын
Now this, is funny
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 4 жыл бұрын
6:57 Mark:"Cats always tell the truth" Bob: "No, cats always land on their feet" Cats can only do one thing always, apparently :P
@Drakonus_
@Drakonus_ 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Just finished the previous UNO video* Mark: "Here, have another one." Me: The gods have spoken!!!
@Lukas-dw7dd
@Lukas-dw7dd 4 жыл бұрын
Drakonus: The gods have spoken!!! Me: what's so good about this?
@jpizzle100
@jpizzle100 4 жыл бұрын
Who even asked
@Lukas-dw7dd
@Lukas-dw7dd 4 жыл бұрын
The Marshmallow: Who even asked Me: Nobody
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@ratbourn3319
@ratbourn3319 4 жыл бұрын
16:38 Wade: It's not the best choice Me: It's Spacer's Choice
@BlueFateWolfPup4
@BlueFateWolfPup4 4 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU!
@thepinkone1589
@thepinkone1589 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Someone else caught that
@soldier1stclass640
@soldier1stclass640 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasnt the only one to think it
@faithmurai6803
@faithmurai6803 4 жыл бұрын
7:17 Its true, take it from someone who's cat had kittens that were put in a barn to keep them safe from coyotes- a barn we also used as storage. If there are cats and there are typewriters you get crap-covered typewriters after a while.... and everything else too. lol
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 4 жыл бұрын
It's when the elephant lands on _your_ feet that the problems start.
@vincenttrigg4521
@vincenttrigg4521 4 жыл бұрын
You sure it's not when an elephant lands on your "remembers"?
@peanutbuttier3424
@peanutbuttier3424 4 жыл бұрын
"Betrayal is in my blood." Should've gussed
@rothdare3280
@rothdare3280 4 жыл бұрын
I have literally watched all the UNO series at least 5 times each episode, awesome how it's never boring
@coconutea_
@coconutea_ 4 жыл бұрын
"This is not gonna last." "It lasts!" The new "heart of the cards."
@Fffffffr
@Fffffffr 4 жыл бұрын
Me: about to fall asleep Markiplier: I wouldn’t do that yet
@SeerIncYT
@SeerIncYT 4 жыл бұрын
*nO dRiFtInG oFf JuSt YeT.*
@arthurr5538
@arthurr5538 4 жыл бұрын
Its 12:40 am
@why_tho_
@why_tho_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wassup
@missinganime9872
@missinganime9872 4 жыл бұрын
Melanie Perrier it’s 10:00 am, na west
@tomlopez8839
@tomlopez8839 4 жыл бұрын
shut up scammer bot
@brandonferrel9166
@brandonferrel9166 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: I have a plan Me: SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT MONEH AND TURMOIL
@longrangeshotgun4321
@longrangeshotgun4321 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 is the moment I laugh out loud despite my best attempts at staying quiet
@holdenrogers5033
@holdenrogers5033 4 жыл бұрын
“Friendship with muyskerm ended! Me and wade are now best friends”😂
@samantharinker3144
@samantharinker3144 4 жыл бұрын
Lol then “friendship with Lordminion777 ended! Me and Archie are now friends”
@SelinaMara
@SelinaMara 4 жыл бұрын
The timing and delivery of "Oh, you're making a bald joke" had me rollingggggg
@imjusttoweird2957
@imjusttoweird2957 4 жыл бұрын
Wade: I’m still trying to recover from the plus five from my team mate Me: **trying to recover from watching smile smile music video for the first time**
@DolusVulpes
@DolusVulpes 4 жыл бұрын
This comment gave me PTSD flashbacks.
@strawberryjam0585
@strawberryjam0585 4 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna watch it
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of today's video : Betrayal is *always* in Mark's blood *See Who Killed Markiplier Part 1-4
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Of course, have you seen his trouble video?
@marklawoi7981
@marklawoi7981 3 жыл бұрын
@Dr.Pepper You are SCP FAN?
@marklawoi7981
@marklawoi7981 3 жыл бұрын
You are an Scp foundation fan?
@SolstaceWinters
@SolstaceWinters 4 жыл бұрын
I hope they'll do a minecraft server together sometime, that'd be amazing to watch. No booze necessary, just the sheer panic of trying to figure out what to do and how to make a living. Maybe do an achievement run, or until they can beat the dragon.
@dudety20
@dudety20 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! The little " my wrath!" At the end had me in tears.
@lindsaymejia4353
@lindsaymejia4353 4 жыл бұрын
Wade talking about how mark will never betray him Mark:*Plays +5* Wade: 👁👄👁
@spicykermit5684
@spicykermit5684 4 жыл бұрын
:O I see you everywhere my friend 😂
@oofoof1137
@oofoof1137 4 жыл бұрын
10:21 This made me laugh so freaking hard idk why 😂
@jasonwolf2537
@jasonwolf2537 4 жыл бұрын
14:49 Dutch every time in Read Dead 2 Mark: Dutch Bob: Arthur
@celticknight221
@celticknight221 4 жыл бұрын
0:28 I can't breathe! That entire segment! Well done, Bob!!
@imlickingnatsuki9832
@imlickingnatsuki9832 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: betrayal is in my blood Me:*gets flashbacks to who killed markipler* AHHHHHHH
@Phantom5oh
@Phantom5oh 4 жыл бұрын
My therapist: Wark is not real it can’t hurt you Wark: Ik these meme is overused but screw it
@mineturtles200
@mineturtles200 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an egg Creature Calm ur ass checks
@midnights2631
@midnights2631 4 жыл бұрын
Wark is definitely real
@Phantom5oh
@Phantom5oh 4 жыл бұрын
Vox Populi tbh i agree, I just wanted to see how many likes it would get lmao. And what’s with all the bots damn
@Alexis-bz7kl
@Alexis-bz7kl 3 жыл бұрын
25:46 because this was the funniest part to me and I need it 😂
@chryolationsets8106
@chryolationsets8106 3 жыл бұрын
15:40 WADE USED A WILD CARD TO FINISH, THUS NEGATING THE WIN IN GENTLEMEN'S TERMS.
@progectinferno2072
@progectinferno2072 4 жыл бұрын
I like how when mark +5'd his teammate wade, he could of possibly made him win by using the realm swap card....
@larissamziegler
@larissamziegler 4 жыл бұрын
24:50 makes me laugh so much I’ve watched it so many times 😂
@lizzybonner3018
@lizzybonner3018 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I have a plan." Dutch Van der Linde: *Happy noises*
@quantumpancake247
@quantumpancake247 4 жыл бұрын
I love how when Bob or Wade are losing, they instinctively start making fun of Mark.
@Poke-ladd
@Poke-ladd 4 жыл бұрын
14:51 Mark: “I have a plan” Yes so did Dutch from Red dead redemption 2 and look where that got him
@siggytwiggy
@siggytwiggy 4 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find this comment 😂😂
@donnykitsune6289
@donnykitsune6289 4 жыл бұрын
*_"TAHITI!"_*
@vistagreat9994
@vistagreat9994 3 жыл бұрын
The plan to lose Indonesia
@30HOF
@30HOF 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bob : “I’m going to have to download tiktok to see what these kids are doing.”
@ks.a.v.306
@ks.a.v.306 4 жыл бұрын
when you are so early all you see are "dont lie whos been a fan of mark since 1945"
@sixmanephonk
@sixmanephonk 4 жыл бұрын
K S.A.V. Ok that was a good one 😂
@happyanfi
@happyanfi 4 жыл бұрын
When your early for Unus Annus it’s like: “don’t lie who has bean a fan of Unus Annus for 5 years”
@samhague4213
@samhague4213 4 жыл бұрын
Ni
@vukanbozovic6105
@vukanbozovic6105 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that time when they were switching teams because of Barbara
@space_in_ace
@space_in_ace 4 жыл бұрын
We all say lixian is the best editor when his character appears in the video, but we really need to appreciate him for all the videos, he is part of the reason why these videos are so funny, and part of why I'm making through quarantine, from both his channel and Mark's so thank you lixian
@abnormal_asian
@abnormal_asian 4 жыл бұрын
9:13 HE PULLED AN ETHAN, HE PULLED AN ETHAN
@rippydippy4569
@rippydippy4569 4 жыл бұрын
“There’s a tiktok thing with us...” *immediately knows what he’s talking about*
@alexarmesto8844
@alexarmesto8844 3 жыл бұрын
Which video is it?
@Vulc4nium
@Vulc4nium 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexarmesto8844 its in this video at 19:05
@alexarmesto8844
@alexarmesto8844 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vulc4nium yes thank you I found it a while ago I just had to do some reverse research, the audio clips are from the fifth episode of raft from markiplier at 14:15
@Vulc4nium
@Vulc4nium 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexarmesto8844 oh ok i thought it was when markiplier played sea of thieves
@thomasregimbal989
@thomasregimbal989 2 жыл бұрын
The origins of bobs tiktok addiction
@JuliusCeazarthe2nd
@JuliusCeazarthe2nd 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark immediately says "You are correct." After figuring out Bob was making a bald joke towards Wade.
@lolol2026
@lolol2026 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: Aughagaghg, my hands werent on the keyboard they might've been down my pants. Also Mark's face: 5:42
@Nemoo00oo
@Nemoo00oo 4 жыл бұрын
And the fact that he looks down
@blairrafeknox8787
@blairrafeknox8787 4 жыл бұрын
i ever wonder if amy watches this and thinks he is bisexual.
@DragoNate
@DragoNate 4 жыл бұрын
16:20 "I am a man....with FIIIIIVE threes!"
@tofu7784
@tofu7784 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 Every dad during a football game:
@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3
@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3 4 жыл бұрын
*When Mark uploads, everyone just grows a big smile.*
@tomlopez8839
@tomlopez8839 4 жыл бұрын
The same happens if u shut up
@thenamechanger4316
@thenamechanger4316 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomlopez8839 Rude
@haleyren2804
@haleyren2804 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomlopez8839 Dude, that was kinda unnecessary. Do you need to talk to someone or......
@tomlopez8839
@tomlopez8839 4 жыл бұрын
Do u know this is a bot who only asks for likes and subs, right?
@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3
@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomlopez8839 really?
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