WADE HAS NO IDEA... | UNO

It's impossible... there's no way that Wade doesn't know what this is. It's literally not possible... THERE IS NO WAY WADE DOES NOT KNOW!!!
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[@vazlund7311]

The CreamPie Stream would go great with The Bonercast

[@kenzself98]

Omg that was a dead memory I had that I am very happy to have resurrected

[@deshawnpannell3907]

No, EXACTLY after.

[@lmao7243]

StreamPie

[@gghoulish-fun]

b-b-b-bONERS!!

[@orangexlightning]

Technically they introduced 3 Peens in a Pod AS the "resurrection" of the Bonercast. So it's not exactly a memory at this point.

[@unclemonke1940]

Wade: *Asks what creampie is* KZbin: Hey listen, you’re going to laugh.

[@felixmalcherek2919]

Quick, Wade, change the subject! Mark's *m o n e t i z a t i o n* Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!!!"

[@GHreyLas3271]

16:30 If you track Wade's original hand that he had a feeling about, you can actually see that the winning hand was the hand he had originally.

[@liberationnation3924]

But is there still a card from the starting hand by the end? Ship of Theseus, meet uno hand of wade.

[@DucksAndBugs]

Sir...ma'am....are you okay?

[@torazely]

@@liberationnation3924 the last cards from the original hand to be played were the double blue 9s by Mark.

[@HinataUzumaki-ch8bk]

“I’ve got a problem to this solution” -said Bob some years ago in a raging game of Uno

[@stargazer3746]

Nobody: Bob “I’ve got a problem to this solution”

[@westiesarebesties7890]

Your name is two letters away from being Joseph Mazzello (Timmy from Jurassic Park)

[@pi6141]

Joseph Stalin

[@jasrizza007]

Pi61 what?

[@aaronkim8222]

Pi61 yes 👍

[@lazycampbell]

@@westiesarebesties7890 Who is that

[@GodBear97]

Mark: "Are you you googling it?" Wade: "I'm not, my whole chat just went: No! Please don't!"

[@kalysian]

I am somehow both extremely glad... and extremely disappointed.

[@unus-annus]

@@kalysian mhm

[@theorder7346]

Don't comment anything anyone ever will say or write to you on the internet or in your real life with "mhm", if you don't want to seem like a total douche. Just a lil tip.

[@UKn0wUlove]

K64A *lmfao* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *same xd*

[@caidenh04]

I searched it up just now and it actually shown cream pies

[@mechamangamonkey]

28:49 Wade tried to summon Googleplier and Mark just went, "Nope. Do it yourself. Go."

[@PhoenixBorealis]

I love how Wade screams like he's being murdered in every Uno video. XD

[@khloeg1649]

" oh I don't want to socially isolate myself to stop he spread of the coronavirus, but I *do want to be banished from the kingdom for the good of all people* " this is what we're calling it now

[@tanktornado]

Khloe G when is that?

[@anyamitchell3232]

Tank 415 32:06

[@djarchangel6695]

Personally I prefer "I have taken an oath of solitude until such a time that the lands have been cleansed of this plague."

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Quarantine is just exiling yourself for 14 days.

[@Arbiter1223]

It's like the Bad Omen in Minecraft; just stay away from the public to avoid causing mayhem

[@Jenna-qp1bf]

"goochie goochie goo, right around the scrotum." Our dearest Wade... No one ever knows what your ever talking about, but we love you anyways. yours truley, a confused a slightly concerned fan.

[@emrahalien2972]

Dont judge a mans words, judge him by his fap ability.

[@jacechrisdean3743]

Wade: calls Mark ‘Daddy’ Mark: I don’t like that Bob: calls Mark ‘Daddy’ Mark: doesn’t say anything at all about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lordcantiismyname]

Noone is pretending they aren't playing favorites here lol

[@Anonymous-73]

Wade goes way too into it and bob just says it normally

[@azureflame7837]

3:45 Wade didn't know but he just saw the future with the OnlyFans

[@mosesagu]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

[@launsallee1300]

@@mosesagulies

[@ihatekids1185]

thats what i said 💀💀

[@WRLDOfSad]

XD

[@Em-mc9tz]

THe amount of times Mark almost missed a turn was anxiety inducing

[@Hodiefarlp]

Yeaaaaa totally x.x almost died every time...

[@ronspurley9349]

in totaly feel this so much! I screamed like he would hear me "PLAY!!"

[@ayamisdelicious3600]

Your profile pic tho 👀😂

[@graceannlong5341]

The fact Wade started off by saying "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game" then to automatically get screwed and start singing "Amazing Grace" was comedy gold! 😂 I'm also very concerned for Wade's mental health...

[@Asterius_101]

And continuing to get screwed for the rest of the video.

[@toastwings9358]

wade on new years of 2020: i have a feeling this is gonna be a good year guys

[@MultifandomMess]

ToastWings likes: 69 Me: I want to like this........ but it is illegal

[@jacksonlemon1412]

Wade now: THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD YEAR GUYS

[@CommodoreBrandon]

What is your version of "good" @ToastWings

[@nedegame]

God must be playing with Barbara

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

2020: *to Wade* "Listen... You're gonna laugh..."

[@chaninzard674]

26:45 Mark’s “Nooooooo. Stooooop.” now lives in my head rent-free.

[@forceablecashew1929]

Mark: I'm gonna get demonitised, can you tone it down. Wade: *KILL THE BAYBES*

[@nykki1073]

As soon as he said corona he lost monetization lmao

[@fish5043]

I wanna know this time stamp

[@forceablecashew1929]

@@fish5043 21:07

[@SyrupNX]

also cream pie

[@arghscuffelbut3226]

It has no business being this funny

[@samwestendorf333]

Classic Wade, the man who manages to dislocate his wrist while doing Jazz Hands.

[@romankurz3576]

I read it as Jizz Hands at first and was really confused.

[@michaelishmael6241]

zehbrah Same

[@aarchyss]

Who also somehow doesn't really know what creampie is

[@willowjade9832]

I mean, I've dislocated my wrist doing jazz hands before, but I have a connective tissue disorder

[@FurianFlame129]

@@aarchyss Hamster Gamer141 take a seat right over there.

[@Heartsy_Artsy]

Mark: Cream in my pie, am I right guys? Lixian editing this: *NOPE* 28:34

[@oblivion2k490]

I never realized how much I needed a pocketknife-sized chainsaw in my life until Wade mentioned it.

[@mistral-phoenix408]

Wade: Honestly, I don't know what a cream pie Mark: I feel like I failed him as a friend.

[@MizDimples]

From the guy who constantly tells wade he doesn't know what his 69 joke means 😂

[@LmfaorozMinecraft]

I mean lucky him, I just goes to show he doesn't have a porn addiction

[@jennychenjen2151]

Ellie Fuller Omg really?! I want to see that 😂

[@artwizardsam3238]

@Ellie Fuller Yeah which video?

[@3.6Roentgenn]

Yes, all good friend share their knowledge of the Holy Cream Pie.

[@sabrina.bean77]

Opens video *"Stupid Wade"* Well that's how you know it's a true Uno video

[@gamixambience6057]

so true XD

[@nikod.3267]

That's How You Know It's Any Markiplier's Videos

[@lunawolf2001]

Mark: that one older sibling that knows way more than they should Bob: that one relative who never knows what is happening Wade: that one kid who just started health class and is learning about some stuff and is now asking his older brother (Mark)

[@emrahalien2972]

And us the demons and angles and fucking random shit that happens in life watching the hell of there life. Waiting for the end.

[@ray4163]

@@emrahalien2972 unus annus

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

@@emrahalien2972 I feel like I'm going to hell because I relate to stupid shit too much. Last one there wins!

[@wk8637]

@@ray4163 is now a good time to start watching unus annus?

[@olivermensinger6022]

And Sean: Their best friend who is really nice and screams all the time.

[@jobroho9565]

Mark: *leaning back on his chair and not looking at the screen while his timer runs out* My anxiety: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[@pretzeldayandere]

Thank you! Finally someone else understands! Bless u for who you are good human! ❤️

[@exolord_trinity1495]

@@pretzeldayandere da fak?¿

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

Given your profile pic I can hardly blame you

[@no-ed2ld]

@@pretzeldayandere tf are you on

[@Eurofighter542]

Stonks

[@wonk123]

“wade has no idea” when did he ever have a clue

[@sayeed1413]

The Funny Wonk Are you a bot

[@bundleoffuck2986]

SAYEED Didn’t you *just* say this?

[@ZTRiKYNGaming]

Dam man too much

[@sayeed1413]

Bundle Of Fuck Nope

[@blizzardgaming8667]

Never had a clue

[@capmari7221]

"Stupid wade" **Screams of anguish** (Time skip) "Oh! Al!"

[@ronramen5827]

Just Cap Mari Kingu Krimsuhn!

[@mikeysshows2656]

•W• ...I have nothing to say

[@h69thefamilyfriendly10]

You know it's gonna be a good UNO video when it starts with STUPID WADE

[@DioBruhndo]

Wade: “I’m a monkey’s paw of sorts” English class is finally paying off

[@ihitmyheadtoomuch2608]

we shall also understand the words of the highly intellectual

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Me, finding out what that is through Reddit: Yeah... totally paying off now...

[@thelonelywoodstock674]

Me: I like that tale Friend: you mean the simpsons episode?

[@sammygecko_]

Unless you watch the Simpsons. That’s what my English teacher showed us after we read the story together. That and Spongebob’s “squeaky boots”

[@sammygecko_]

@@thelonelywoodstock674 well shoot. They did get heavily into parodying for a while so I shouldn’t be surprised. But you only get the full context for that episode by reading the og story

[@maxxiemaria466]

4:23 Mark being inappropriate during a charity stream and Wade learns something new about his office. 27:30 cream that Wade doesn’t know

[@wk8637]

What did mark do in his office?

[@chr1st1.]

Me: Wade has no idea? About what? *watches video* Wade: “What is a cReAm pIe?” Mark: “Look it up on stream.” Me: * immediate fear* oh dear god

[@clayridlon9098]

Time stamp?

[@rean.rean4ever817]

You do realize that when he looks it up he’s only going to get actual pie it’s like bbc lol

[@pearmint308]

Christy V. there's more

[@katielynnstephens4410]

I legit thought it was a pie recipe he didn't know. I am dumb 😂

[@CrazySwag246]

@@clayridlon9098 watch the whole video

[@unnamed_idiot6801]

When they were saying "Mark" in the pirate accent it sounded like when Jacksepticeye says Mark's name. To me and least

[@rbmac110]

I had that same thought

[@EgoJordy]

Jack is a pirate confermed

[@KB-fk3jj]

Yar Har Fiddle DeDee, You'll never get the gold from me!

[@cary3463]

@Urazz Yes

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

"To me and least"

[@WolfFireheart]

21:09 This is just a note for myself in the future. Gods I love Wade xD

[@nyamewz]

I died when bob went *”I miss blue :(“*

[@gbf_6667]

Right as Wade screamed "KILL THE BABIES" my nine month old nephew starts crying. He senses the danger of the predator..... no...... the Wadetor

[@deathshade3668]

Coincidence? I think not

[@lil_eden600]

Damn that baby has a wrinkle brain

[@epicfaceness2568]

The W a d e i n a t o r

[@EllM-wf4dy]

🤣🤣

[@thegambleman8]

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

[@whitemagnolia9729]

Why is no one talking about the fantastic moment when Bob just started saying "you" over and over again and then admitted that it sounded like race cars in his head so he couldn't stop?! I could not stop laughing! 18:51

[@sharethevoix]

24:44 to 24:54 is my favorite 10 seconds of Mark ever. Period.

[@NickDe3]

Mark: "Wade I'm gonna get demonetized can you tone it down?" Wade: "KILL THE BABIES!!!!" XD

[@aarchyss]

It was a good subject changer

[@GamemonYT]

What is absolutely hilarious, is in the game Wade had a good feeling about, I kept track of his original hand, and Bob ended up getting it and winning with it. XD

[@MartiniMouse]

Mark: “yeah, we were five feet apart” Me: *nodding sagely* ah, so it’s safe and also not gay

[@mariash9197]

2 brooos chillin in a hot tub

[@kenziegarbiel1692]

@@mariash9197 5 feet apart cause they're not gay

[@thx4chrckingin]

@@mariash9197 five feet apart cause Corona rules

[@Mooseantlers038]

But the splooshs😅

[@YuuyaKZMI]

"What were you doing in my office for 2 hours?!" "Do you need me to explain it to you?" Underrated moment.

[@redboi101]

OMG I read this as it happened!!🤣🤣🤣

[@KrynTheDragonKing]

Did mark just openly admit to playing Amorous

[@ethernasia]

@@KrynTheDragonKing that or Cloud Meadow

[@gamecarnival2024]

@@KrynTheDragonKing might have to check that out 👀 LMAO

[@CarnytheM-mv5uo]

Yeah. Sounds like either one.

[@thumbrat]

Mark and Bob desperately trying to change the subject: Wade: *keeps talking about cream pie*

[@MC_Viewing]

Timestamp?

[@myriahkeays3846]

McLiono509 around 27 mins I think

[@justsomeguywithabeard9206]

McLiono509 28:03

[@emilyveith7204]

You right

[@SleepyKwee]

Wade is a gift! 😂

[@antevujanovic2431]

Mark: “I hit my WHOA everyday” *shakes his chair with arms wide spread*

[@emilyveith7204]

You right

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

12:44 That Wade's Face With The Voice Kills Me Everytime

[@JS-my4jw]

Mark: Throws out thousand dollar computer setups whenever he changes office. Also Mark: This boom arm... I can't part with this. (2:11)

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ??

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband ???

[@lapislazuli8914]

"Everyone lies when they have the chance" Why is no one talking about that perfect quote?

[@trisbits]

Lapis Lazuli cause

[@nine-tees9491]

Because people are too busy using that stupid- X: (insert phrase here) Y: (insert phrase here) -format.

[@milksalmon]

A name in the video: "quote" You: Edit: thanks for likes!

[@easuwraxwell5107]

@Lapis Lazuli are you lieing?

[@lapislazuli8914]

@@easuwraxwell5107 Lying**

[@melissaching]

**everyone else playing uno normally* wade: pie equals peepee

[@eva_hammoud]

LMAOO I WHEEZED SEEING THIS COMMENT 😂😂😂

[@Misshowzat]

Yeah, Pewdie-pie

[@Tartarsauce.]

@@Misshowzat Pewdiepeepee

[@Yas-tj3zg]

This title should have been changed to *I've got a feeling this is going to be a GOOD game*

[@artistmaybe3259]

Underrated comment, this totally should have happened

[@coo_dino6083]

30:44 W: "Bob, you remember the-a, the brawl where i was telling everyone all day that i was getting a henti tattoo instead of saying the word henna?" B: "You mean the B e s t day of my life?.... M: *Giggles* B: "..Yeah, i recall that"

[@hisnameiskilljoy]

Nice pfp. You get 1 singular *like.*

[@PomadaGaming]

Lmao

[@violetrapture3776]

You spelled hentai wrong 3 years ago...don't ask me why I know how to spell it right

[@JalinaTheFox1]

@@violetrapture3776 hmmmm...

[@STARDUSTAMALGAMATION]

Mark: **should replace his boom arm** Mark: *I will never financially recover from this*

[@sammywatson6960]

Yet he has 5 ovens!

[@STARDUSTAMALGAMATION]

Sammy Watson I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[@graciez3017]

The man who owns five ovens😂

[@emilyveith7204]

You right

[@death3678]

Sammy Watson what video is that from

[@mitchellvanderbaan4954]

Not even 30 seconds in, already demonetized. 21 min later: 'kill the babies'

[@bunnylegion3969]

KILL THE BEYBEES!!!

[@danatilton9346]

Mitchell van der Baan are we surprised though

[@sarahthompson6870]

Corona rules!

[@NoiceNarwhal]

20:55 this should be the intro because you listen to it and think “what has my life come to”

[@SaruCharmed]

Wade: Remember when I went around telling everyone I was gonna get a hentai tattoo? Bob: You mean the best day of my life?? Yes, I remember.

[@humanoid251]

“I’m using my Mark Google” You mean you’re asking assistance from Googleplier Wade?? 👀

[@Lilypup142]

lol

[@rozzybrand9351]

Bob: *being nice just by playing a 7 and switch his hand with Mark to win* Me: *still thinking that Ja-Sean (Jack) has yet to win Uno against Mark*

[@tylerhackner9731]

Has YET

[@Phoenixblue.]

Who

[@cornflakes2490]

Didn’t he win almost every match when they played duo uno for the first time with bob and wade?

[@dorklord975]

14:55 Mark: "Man, this going the opposite of good." Me: So you're turning it around↩

[@lunarweirdo4954]

"Nyoom nyooom nyoooom nyoooom" "No no no no" "That started out as a bit but turned into race cars driving past in my head"

[@joannaolsen8894]

The BEST Bob line of this video 😂

[@CaptainSkullDemon]

Wade: I'm turning in my Mark Google Card. Me: Yes, Googleplier. Tell us what it means. Googleplier: *Absolutely not.*

[@1-2-3-help4]

Googleplier: pulls his pants down to reveal a pixel of white and disgustingly asks you; ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

[@ellascaife6198]

XDD

[@calimorales9880]

@@1-2-3-help4 the fact that its 1 pixel is hilarious in its implications

[@HK556]

Wade: "I'm gonna be a politician someday." Earlier Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!"

[@Toucanbird]

Well, at least now we know where he stands on the abortion lobby.

[@user-pj9ie4bs1z]

@@Toucanbird That fucking killed me

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Wade: I'm gonna be a politician someday also Wade: what's a cream pie?

[@PatentedSugar9]

He has my vote

[@princevegeta4313]

That fixs a couple problems. Food shortages and over population... Noooooo. Do not actually take me serious. I do not support child killing in any way. Just gotta find a way to joke around during quarantine times. It suuuuuuuuucks.

[@heavengammill9955]

21:10 Wade: "Kill the beybees!" Anybody else getting GMOD's Prophunt vibes? "Boil Babies, Boil Babies" xD

[@oliviamoore5119]

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

[@rowshamsas]

YES

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Watermelon baby tea

[@olivermensinger6022]

“LETS GO THIS WAY! LOOKING FOR SOME PROPS!”

[@SpinoGamingYT]

12:27 Bob: “I’ve got a problem to this solution”

[@lethallan3270]

Oh my. How did I not notice this before? XD

[@jonnyofalltrades6620]

Is that not how you say it..?

[@wk8637]

Very funny Edit: oh wait i just realised

[@kafarczeslaw455]

@@jonnyofalltrades6620 ive got a solution to this problem

[@jonnyofalltrades6620]

@@kafarczeslaw455 I was making joke

[@leosydlik2278]

“Stupid Wade” is probably the best intro ever for a Markiplier video!!!!

[@pippythepigeon7266]

Had this on in the background so I wasn’t really paying attention to it then I just heard wade scream “ KILL THE BABIES “ 😂😂😂

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

Hes just stating his hobbies

[@SageLockwood]

I love how I was doing the same thing and scrolling through the comments and hear '"KILL THE BABIES" once I saw this comment😂😂😂

[@davidmunoz8171]

Missed opportunity Mark: :How many people are in that room?" Wade: *"UNO!"*

[@AlphaDog1996]

26:50 Just gonna come back to this in 10 years

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

Just nine more years to go.

[@wk8637]

@@Thechaosmaster1997 hello

[@Thechaosmaster1997]

@@wk8637 Sup?

[@wk8637]

@@Thechaosmaster1997 you commented 11 days ago, that's cool

[@johnvan962]

The first words of this video are spoken by the prophet Bob, “Stupid Wade”. I think we can all take to heart this message and become better people through His words. Praise the Lord for giving us our salvation, Bob.

[@snomflakes]

Any other AI: *exists* Wade: Heh, I've got this. Barbara: *exists* Wade: *nervous sweating*

[@moonjellymae]

Adrián López more like aggressive anxious screaming lmao

[@darkhorseman90]

ah yes, the chaotic neutral spice to the Uno gumbo

[@darkspedicey1418]

The mic drop achievement was so perfectly timed 😂 14:13

[@kexard]

23:48 Me when the boys start roasting me.

[@adammoss6724]

Wade: what were you doing in my office for 2 hours? Mark: do you need me to explain Wade: *screams of emotional agony*

[@Miles300s]

I didn't really understand what they were talking about there. Also don't understand the pie reference

[@venomquill308]

@@Miles300s You know? It might be best if you kept it that way.

[@myriahkeays3846]

Kyle Markinson it’s okay buddy. It’s okay.

[@Miles300s]

@@venomquill308 Why is that?

[@gabrielmora5092]

@@Miles300s You know the World needs more people like you, Innocent one. Keep it that way pls

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

This is for Wade. Step 1: boil some heavy cream and sugar, mixing it. Step 2: mix some corn starch with some water Step 3: mix eggs with the corn starch Step 4: temper egg mix with warmed cream Step 5: return all to pan and mix until thicc, mixing constantly Step 6: once thick, add butter and vanilla. Step 7: spread over flattened plastic wrap, covering to prevent a film. Step 8: once cooled, place in cooked pie shell. Step 9: Eat. That's a cream pie. Glad i could help Pro tip: adding Chocolate makes it better.

[@airbrush2433]

this is the best answer

[@unicornfabuloso]

Underrated comment😂

[@victorygamer713]

The kid friendly version

[@deadkiller2795]

*winks furiously*

[@johnsontrucks8806]

dead killer The hilarity insues when daytime mum cooking show goes “ fuck I got the wrong creampie”

[@lmao7243]

13:21 Bob's cards: Unooooooo Dusty's cards: UnUnUnUnUnUno Wade's cards: UUUUUUno

[@beemis8469]

I like how the first two words are “Stupid Wade...” It’s accurate.

[@Volvith]

Someone: "Markiplier is kid friendly." Markiplier: "Pull up google images right now and look up what creampie means."

[@CMyBigHarryBLLS]

I mean he didn't tell the audience to do it and people are insane of they think mark is kid friendly and I think most of marks fans wouldn't like it if he was kid friendly all the time

[@lulin2546]

who the HELL thinks mark is kid friendly? he wouldn't be the mark we know and love if he was kid friendly.

[@hyperthonk7231]

@@lulin2546 lol *you right*

[@LeviZReaper]

"KILL THE BEYBES"

[@dragonairfair3950]

part of marks charm is the fact that he’s arguably not kid friendly 😂

[@maxspratt2989]

"Corona rules!" -Markiplier 2020

[@feifei6496]

Star Lover35 Lmao

[@Soul93Taker]

He isn't exactly wrong, i mean the thing has everyone staying home nd following time tables.

[@mikemjc123animations4]

@@Soul93Taker corna has a gender thank you it's coronamale

[@maxspratt2989]

@@Soul93Taker true, true

[@maxspratt2989]

@@mikemjc123animations4 XD

[@Donkpoo]

19:41 can we appreciate how perfect this deck is? He has a special card for each color and a +4

[@wk8637]

And then he gets rid of his two 5s and its perfect

[@Donkpoo]

@@wk8637 no the blue fives were a self jump in, so they were special as well

[@japbstudios]

29:00 Wade be using Googleplier.

[@pudddyyyy]

Mark and Bob: You are 30 wade, go look it up- Also them: Ask Molly, she should know- *what are they implying*

[@warmachine1665]

Do you... do you not know what a cream pie is?

[@stefanpantic6467]

@@warmachine1665 I can see ppl searching it up and being like "oh no...oh God...I am NOT hungry"

[@GilburtTheGreat]

Oh, she knows... S H E K N O W S

[@Ashyver492]

I can’t like this, it’s at 69

[@stefanpantic6467]

@@Ashyver492 well it's at 94 now...

[@devhunie1021]

Bob: *calls mark daddy* Mark: says "take it wade! Take it!" Bob: "I don't like what's going on here"

[@NinerStyar]

jealousy is whats going on

[@dudemanbrogwyn1710]

Plz only 1 more person like this comment 😂😂

[@Jokaanan]

Wade: "I like the way you guys, like, flirt" 😂😂😂

[@kitkatgaming4745]

22:56. The way Bob says "No" is so funny! He sounds like a demanding child who thinks they're in charge!

[@parzival8108]

7:07 Wade saying "liar liar pants on fire" just gave me an idea. it's kind of like the Candy Uncle episode of Distractible. instead of telling the kid they can't eat too much candy, you tell them their pants will spontaneously catch fire if they tell a lie, and you custom make their pants with a lightweight pyrotechnical device that will light their pants on fire, and you have a microphone on their pants that listens to what they say so you can tell if they're lying or not and you can light their pants on fire, but it loosens their pants so they fall down before they catch fire. and if a child ever tells a lie their pants will fall and then catch fire, and they'll forever live in fear of telling lies

[@cosplayconjure910]

Edit: love the comments guys 🤣 Wade: "what's a cream pie?" Mark and Bob: *Wade you are 30 years old* laughing in the distance

[@heavystalin2419]

Ummm...

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Well...

[@mrfrickboy6704]

You see...

[@Caleechula]

About that...

[@StarrySkys]

It' complicated...

[@JoshBonesJones]

Wade: Dick Tickle Mark: Wade im gonna get demonitized Wade: im abt to end this man's whole career

[@adon3908]

😂😂😂😂 dog, I havent heard this meme in a while

[@perthaputton1203]

"They call Mark's The Punisher, too!" "What did I do? I just played a 5!"

[@jamesbailey9526]

When he said pocket size chainsaw it literally took me like 3 minutes to stop laughing

[@g-money5294]

"Stupid Wade!" "Wade has no idea" can somebody please tell when Wade has EVER had a clue in the world..?

[@zackthejolteon]

Everyone else: playing uno normally Wade: Ive been a bad boy! Skip me again Mark daddy!

[@hannahlinkous1214]

When goes straight into talking about creampies

[@vic_x]

@@hannahlinkous1214 lmao

[@ItsLangston]

Phoenix Wright is a good game

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

When your pfp is the perfect response to what you're quoting... XD

[@tylerhackner9731]

Slap him Mark!

[@TheGentleman104]

I love how Wade's "Noooooo" is labeled as [music] in the captions

[@conflictbrooks]

27:00 Bob mentions one of Wade's stories from _Distractible,_ an entire year _before_ the podcast was launched. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, go listen to _Distractible,_ a Wood Elf production with your hosts, Mark Bob and Wade.)

[@destroyer252]

If Wade was called John these three would have the most generic names in the history of youtube trios

[@dorothyenglish2547]

THANK YOU, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS!!!!! also don't forget Jack.

[@shady_the_one]

@@timeabarlow1958 Sean is still generic.

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

@@timeabarlow1958 It's his nickname (Sean=John in Irish, Jack is a nickname for John). Mark and Bob are usually also nicknames, so the point still stands.

[@ladyofcuriousvirtue]

My sister was watching one of these videos over my shoulder and I was like “Okay that one’s Bob and that one’s Wade” and she was like “both things you can do in a pool, got it” So I’m glad his name is Wade because I think about that all the time All four of their names are verbs What’s up with that

[@archerwarren4984]

I mean Wade's real name is George so-

[@JasonPhantom]

Wade has multiple ideas.

[@SteamedClams]

They just don't work

[@adele9910]

Ideed..

[@elizacody9409]

All of them are bad

[@7daystozombies97]

Someone remember this 10 years ahead and send it to wade. Lets see if he realizes

[@jacobwhitman2221]

I like that as soon as the video starts it's just Bob: STUPID WADE

[@DustyB]

3:50 Wade predicted it...

[@Eliot_theHitman]

Mark playing with Wade and Bob: *rather calm speaking tone * Mark playing with Jack and Pokimane : *loud chaotic screaming*

[@nicomoist5336]

Mark with bob and wade is like, passive chaotic

[@victorygamer713]

Yeah if wade isn't playing with Barbara

[@fabulousfurryfreak2383]

Being around friends vs. being with a stranger in a nutshell

[@Draconicus702]

I would of loved to see Wade's reaction to figuring out what Creampie means.

[@huntertolle6649]

Nobody is commenting he talked about porn sites just about the creampie thing?

[@VillainousStorm]

24:45 I hit the whoa everyday

[@theillusionist1494]

"You remember that day where I _________?" "You mean the *best day of my life?* Yeah, I remember" This is hilarious regardless of context

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Mark : "Look, I'm being demonitized Wade, can you just tone down the dick pick tickling?" Wade : *"KILL THE BABIES!!"* 21:04 for anyone who wonders where

[@khfreak5531]

The second Wade asked what a cream pie was. Me: “Please tell me he’s joking.” Mark: “Wade you’re 30 years old.” Me: “Oh no, he’s not.”

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

ikr even kids know what it is

[@erikhaugan]

Could have been worse. He could have asked about an Alabama hot pocket.

[@darbagg1537]

@@erikhaugan I'm 24 and I didn't know that was. Excuse me while I just drink this bleach.

[@fufucu_]

@A name A name same I was disappointed In my self but now hehe you know what happend

[@TheAngelinahuang]

Damn, I want some coconut cream pie right now

[@boomers2278]

Mark: I can throw out this 50,000 dollar pc Also mark: I can’t afford to throw out my10 dollar boom arm

[@JS-my4jw]

Wade: I have got a good feeling about this game. Uno: *You have chosen death*