Markiplier Makes: Pretzels

[@dj-on9lr]

Mark: The bully Ethan: The bullied Tyler: The bystander Amy: The friend of the bullied

[@watrfall3642]

17:31 Mark: describes Ethen Me: 7 days to die says otherwise...

[@user-mp3gx5zk4n]

Amy is roasted by the bully

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

William: the man behind the slaughter

[@spookyhamilton2732]

Tyler is more, “goes along with the bully because he doesn’t want to be bullied”

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Hazza Satria William bit someone?

[@davidsempere464]

17:31 Amy so proud of Ethan just doing his best while mark trash talks him

[@mrsbasia122]

Amy zooming in while smiling widely is such a mom thing to do. And that Ethan can't help but smile back was a home video moment.

[@darlenebuck541]

Amy and Mark are Ethan's second parents

[@r3trobananas33]

Darlene Buck aDuLt pARenTs

[@samm5035]

I swear! Ethan and Amy have such a cute friendship!

[@morphyanimates7749]

David Sempere the most wholesome part of the video ∩^ω^∩

[@gorbmangorb1585]

I love how when Amy is recording he doesn't look at the camera he looks at her I just find that sweet.

[@mattwatroba6226]

No one has replied to this comment in months so I'm doing it

[@naomiclager4012]

Nooooo ur profile pic

[@caden3ds]

Oof

[@abby64835]

Who eathan? Or mark or Tyler

[@abby64835]

I mean Ethan

[@rizd13]

the fact that they all know the proofing step but think the others don’t know the proofing step is so fucking funny

[@dreamrose1582]

Yea lol

[@myloriv]

But they don't lmao. Proofing needs heat, not cold

[@BlankMoments]

@@myloriv thank you for saying that. I was so upset at them for putting the dough in the fridge.

[@shoshanablackman2979]

@@BlankMoments me too I bake and cook quite a bit so I cringed when they did that but I have to remember this isn't what they specialize in.

[@requiemforameme1]

…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.

[@chessaltaira8138]

Eef: Using actual logic and relaxing. Tyler: Ignoring everyone and quietly genuinely trying. Mark: YoU CloSE?

[@oofoof4293]

*vigorously beats dough*

[@darlenebuck9912]

XD that's Mark for you rough with everything he touches.typical German behavior.

[@Snowdrop232]

@@darlenebuck9912 He's Korean actually

[@ryankreidermacher9808]

@@Snowdrop232 his dad is German.

[@chargle]

@@Snowdrop232 Fischbach is german for Fish creek

[@natb2370]

“why are you over-minding you business, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ“ - ethan

[@rebekahbreun6193]

My favorite part

[@Kuroo21]

xD

[@donuted_ace]

7:32 (for anyone wondering lol)

[@garlicgoat259]

also "Yeah, you close? You close!?" Mark

[@1SKRAAC1D]

To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name

[@schuylercovert7928]

Mark: never letting Ethan do an intro again. ....... But then came Unus Annus.

[@doggyspeak]

Mark agreed to do a whole new channel so that ethan could do more intros

[@JSG645]

Rip unus annus

[@migueldesantiagoacero6031]

Rip

[@maevemilless4561]

*disclaimer song starts in the background*

[@lynnly2406]

Momento mori

[@reharm_reality]

"Why are you over minding your business bitch" is iconic but I think we're all ignoring the "watch your mouth mister" like that was quick

[@arachnidsjacket57]

i mean the way he said it tho

[@arachnidsjacket57]

also homestuck shall never be dead

[@spiltmilk0204]

yo homestuck gang

[@chrismanuel9768]

The Homestuck is only inside me, but I feel it all the same

[@mebr.ainzgone]

When was this?

[@shawnpayne895]

Mark: "can you hear me?" Eef: "I can't see" Mark: "okay he can't hear me"

[@xxgachalemonxx1343]

@gramp lmao EEf is heepass

[@Ilriz817]

@@xxgachalemonxx1343 smoke grass you call H E A P A S S

[@martybanks7413]

It’s too dark in here I can’t hear you

[@yorumasharu1296]

@@Ilriz817 if you wanna eat some a**, you call Heapass XD

[@contrasticality]

eef is from [redacted] channel

[@pongusfucktown6007]

*mark* : “no soggy bottoms in this house” *ethan and tyler quietly* : “..no soggy bottoms..”

[@mathildeandersen535]

Connor Isn’t here. Have they not heard the great band “soggy bottom boys”?

[@Pixelation0129]

no soggy bottoms

[@nuraria4972]

like a cult

[@earlpettey]

@@nuraria4972 This is the way.

[@mikehart2756]

Connor Isn’t here no soggy bottoms

[@itsarcherpro]

16:09 Mark: “No soggy bottoms here” Ethan & Tyler in unison: “No soggy bottoms” They are trained well

[@TheSongHolder]

That... Dear god...

[@aswarmofbees5009]

ArcherPro we all know they are both soggy bottoms

[@impala6730]

ArcherPro whatever happened to Tyler?

[@littledevil8475]

In many videos mark has been referred to as a cult leader...

[@Kittsim]

Amen

[@emoqueen6254]

Tyler: always looks angry Ethan: ADHD personified Mark: I W A S P O O R

[@courtneya9731]

Stone-face Tyler!

[@caslikesdinos599]

Aka the perfect trio

[@SunTheDaycareAttendant]

AAI TEM 😍

[@bruhimwin9917]

Tyler is not angry !!! His just look like a Greek statue

[@Fyodor_Lice_in_his_Ushanka]

Bro this should be top comment 💀

[@afilthyweeb5463]

Mark, the not masochist: “It’s so hot!” Also Mark: *Continues to stir with his hands*

[@isi100]

he’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his limits

[@oxerrt]

@@isi100 he just wanted to go even further beyond

[@NoNameO7]

@@isi100 sounds like masochism to me

[@kinggavitron]

To infinity and beyond

[@pixyletime]

“I just wanna see how much I can take” “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST” -Mark

[@babydragonfly3814]

the fact that the three share 1 brain cell and tyler has 70% of it

[@emeraldp25]

@Aiden Zwirba other way around

[@veiraruiz7110]

@@emeraldp25 ethan is smart he just has adhd and mark… well he’s mark

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

@@veiraruiz7110 mark had an ego inflated bigger than prices over the last 20 years

[@justingick4218]

@@kalibruhmoment3032 oof

[@cubicvox]

@@kalibruhmoment3032 What a legend you are 👍🏻✨

[@lanierae3436]

I DIED laughing at this: Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*

[@omargarcia7594]

Also died laughing 😂

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

7:34 if you want to rewatch this clip again and again and again and again. Ur welcome

[@kylieho4230]

Samsy yeshhh

[@biggoose47]

Samsy yass love that

[@lilykat.]

Same 😂

[@buckethatboy8719]

ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk

[@PhoenixFire-pt3wc]

You ruined it 😭/j

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

Yeah they were supposed to represent childrens hands while praying

[@Evelyn80264]

tf? what species of children lol, hands dont look like pretzels

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

@@Evelyn80264 humans lol. They were obviously going to look directly like praying hands but the cross on the pretzel is supposed to represent it

[@Starlit_Onion]

@Squidward With Blond Hair Did you actually just say human hands look like pretzels? WHAT??

[@weirdroadkill]

What we learned today: when Ethan physically can’t ruin his food with eggs, he’s a pretty good cook

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

he's actually a decent cook in real life lol

[@fennix_va4508]

Nice picrew pfp I had one made my my bf but I changed it after I saw the app I made this one with

[@gotsomham]

*tastes creme brûlée* E G G

[@kamichungus]

The truth

[@jeapers6036]

pie

[@samuelaugustus9590]

I hate that Mark saying "Are you close?" gave me nostalgia.

[@blueseyberries]

I can hear Amy yelling "CUT IT OUT" in the background 😢

[@livsglo_dragawolf9782]

:( momento Mori, that is definitely a phrase that shouldn’t be nostalgic but it is

[@heleneplastow-smed]

I get PTSD

[@francomasiniofficial]

“It’s too much Mark. It’s too much!”

[@actioncats]

“It’s too much mark it’s too much” 😭

[@CourtneyRC]

Watching this now is weird, the way mark and Ethans friendship grew over this year is so surreal.

[@AdenUnavailable]

Is this the ghost of unus annus???

[@marph2821]

@@AdenUnavailable I love how both heist and all the markiplier makes have a ton of 6 day old comments from the deletion lmao

[@averysheffer9359]

forrealzies

[@Kyralynnieee]

Fushruyeyfvjifeuti yes

[@mikpeptide]

@@marph2821 for real tho, tons are trying to cope :')

[@diot05]

Mark,Ethan and Tyler have 3 braincells collectively. And they all come from Tyler

[@jakeer1554]

Then it wouldn’t be collective

[@Drknsl0]

@@jakeer1554 well it'd be 0+0+3 so I think that's what they were going for there

[@jakeer1554]

@@Drknsl0 you’re right but the word isn’t collective it would be better to word it as “amongst them”

[@Enderwoman145]

And the rest of the other braincells are from Amy. 😂😂😂

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

nah im almost certain it was just Amy donating some of her extra ones so the 3 can actually function to a certain extent for the whole video

[@benjamingerken2368]

Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step

[@galladegamer3579]

Something tells me they know about the proving step.

[@froge6652]

Proofing but sure

[@emilyolivia308]

Okay but it’s called PROOFING and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. It’s like when someone says death instead of deaf.

[@nethernom]

Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying

[@galladegamer3579]

@@nethernom Jesus Christ. People can't say ANYTYING on this site!

[@bap6063]

Mark saying “YOU CLOSE?!” while beating a blob of dough as the house shakes is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@YouTubeFreak35]

I die every time 😂

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

*YOU CLOSE?!?!*

[@doriantermini]

@@PiracyandDumbbells *YOU CLOSE?!?!*

[@kellenfox1463]

@@doriantermini *YOU CLOSE!?!?!*

[@fuzenakuhei8223]

As fuck yeah YOU CLOSE

[@kevinstuddard]

My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.

[@Exayevie]

This is smart, do it mark "Markiplier Makes Something Totally New"

[@LivTheWiz]

Someone will die.

[@ingeniumengine]

@@LivTheWiz and that someone is probably ethan

[@pasteldreams4204]

@@ingeniumengine I was waiting for this answer hahahaha

[@yeetedwaldo6019]

That was lowkey my whole food tech assignment in year 8 The teachers were like 'have some flour and potatoes and make something edible'

[@veritydoyle7886]

*"YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE?!"* "No soggy bottoms here." One of my favourite Markiplier Makes episodes

[@chxrlies.angels]

Mark: “NO SOGGY BOTTOMS HERE” Tyler and Ethan: "ɴᴏ sᴏɢɢʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ"

[@katarzynagoniea4284]

ɴɪᴄᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ :)

[@Emo.Squidward3]

How do you change the font all i know how to do it *this*

[@ryliebritt5270]

How are you guys doing that O.o

[@katarzynagoniea4284]

@@ryliebritt5270 i use a app to change the ʄօռȶ

[@may_s1n]

𝓎𝓊𝒽

[@conormurphy4328]

“No soggy bottoms” is one of my favourite accidental comedy bits ever.

[@gayfrog6015]

No soggy bottoms here

[@goldenmortayn7935]

@@gayfrog6015 No soggy bottoms

[@gayfrog6015]

@@goldenmortayn7935 no soggy bottoms😔

[@anonymousburrito4743]

I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao

[@Musica_ad_Patrem]

No soggy bottoms

[@pimzaeVT]

mark: "can you hear me?" ethan: "I can't see..." mark: "ok he can't hear me" .... logic

[@MasTheFreak]

that was legit too edgy to exist

[@seaofserenity95]

To quote Ethan from the dog toys video: *points at ears* "You've got sight...."

[@ido6377]

cigol

[@dorianbailey7314]

Ana Lulić Ethan's Guide to the Five Senses: 1. Sight (Ears) 2. Smell (Nose) 3. Taste (Mouth) 4. Touch (Hands) Oh yeah, and 5. Sight?

[@seaofserenity95]

@@dorianbailey7314 Hahahahah yep

[@calix.an.average.citizen]

Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*

[@Orangeler2008]

I could imagine once he tries the mega pretzel, he'd say "ITH REALLY DRY."

[@adamc2957]

mark: "im a master imma crush them" *proceeds to make bread*

[@harmonysong4871]

He could never make toast, so

[@andys_alias3391]

Bred

[@Pixelation0129]

Breed

[@waterwolf982]

Braed

[@benftimaisra8078]

Bradada

[@myrin265]

I love how whenever Mark mocks Amy, he instantly apologizes.

[@indydragonflies122]

This is even more proof that Mark is a masochist. Instant apologies is common for them. XD

[@lunareclipsicorn4651]

Yesss!! It's almost adorable!! XD

[@CatholicNiko]

YOU CLOSE?!!!!!!!!!!

[@angiebee9026]

Yessss he does it ever time

[@angiebee9026]

Sooo cute

[@calliecaylor2652]

When Ethan said “Where did they come from? Where did they go?” I thought he was going to start singing the cotton eyed joe.

[@pancake.animations5818]

Callie Caylor, same

[@caseym4007]

Where did he come from, where did he go? WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOE

[@CityLightsBlegh]

S A M E

[@KaylaBarrios]

Same

[@ellacoleman4669]

I thought Ethan was going to go Where did it come from? Where did it go? W H O will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set? All these questions answered and answered On today's show

[@Mikey-wj5zo]

24:57 Mark to Tyler: “I wonder if your fridge thing worked?” Ethan: *in utter shock because he did it first *

[@charo1554]

"Can you hear me?" "I can't see" "OK, he can't hear me"

[@fundiamond2118]

@Slendy and now 2 replies

[@senpai-ns7so]

@@fundiamond2118 now 3

[@gllf9481]

Now 4 lol

[@indynuijten9151]

monika now 5

[@avenlvr]

Now 6 lol

[@EllieMiller510]

When Unus Annus was deleted but markiplier makes still exists “It is... acceptable”

[@beesechurger5797]

:,)

[@michaeldost8155]

For real, Mark and Ethan are an amazing duo.

[@EllieMiller510]

@@michaeldost8155 I love the videos he does with bob and wade too lol

[@betsyross169]

Y E S

[@Quokka325]

For real

[@nathanegen4512]

Ethan - “We don’t have enough time. That’s the sad thing.” That hits different just after Unus Annus was deleted.

[@Gabbyy_Gabriella]

Stop 🥺 Stop.. 😔

[@Eggsther]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

it had a time, its name is literally one year, we all knew when it was going

[@p0ssibly_d3ad54]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[@chatabluehawk7149]

Momento... Mori

[@jmkrpl]

It would be nice to have new episodes of Markiplier Makes....😌

[@devontamosley4487]

Markiplier Makes: Calzone?

[@Cherryremains]

Yesss😮

[@Emmsley14]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who still watches these videos

[@salemwandless]

agreed, but what could they make,

[@kaylakroll4656]

@@Emmsley14 fr, I love just going through the Markiplier makes, I just finished Markiplier makes dog toys and I just- 🥲 yeah this trio is so funny

[@lonelypizzaslice4845]

Petition for Gordon ramsy to be part if these videos, but hes not allowed to help or talk, so he jusy sits in the background watching on in horror

[@EnythSimurgh]

Lonely Pizza Slice or let him do his own correct version alongside theirs so that they can compare what they made in the end. But he’s not allowed to help them or give them any instructions...

[@SpookyNugs]

Omg that's a brilliant concept for a show

[@caffeinatedpossum]

But he's 100% allowed to scold them in the end

[@maxzura]

the problem is in order to get him on the show, they would probably have to pay a large sum of money...

[@ellisdee7108]

I would allow him to talk so I could hear him screech curses

[@yuno7989]

i like how marks shirt got cut off by his sweater and it says “eat” best coincident i’ve ever seen

[@tron.6041]

E A T

[@isabellasunshine8454]

You know what we say about coincidences The universe is rarely so lazy

[@beachai3171]

coincident KekW

[@clarelim847]

@@isabellasunshine8454 Yassss Sherlock!

[@jimexe-ek8rp]

Mark is the new Chica (not his dog)

[@xoxokailaa]

mark looks like a stressed out mom

[@foreverevergreen1762]

Kaila uwu wISH WE COULD TURN BACC TIME TO THE GOOD OL’ DAAAYS WHEN OUR MAMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT I’m not sorry

[@Itsgreenueu]

he IS a stressed out mom

[@EvCW]

Soccer mom mark

[@slenderman6595]

Stressed and disappointed

[@idamayers5098]

Girl up got 666 likes

[@BlueDragon407]

7:34 - “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?” is the greatest line in all of the Markiplier Makes videos. Real talk, whenever I rewatch this video and get to this time, I rewind it and play this line dozens of times before watching the rest. 😹

[@RexiTheFox]

Bro how am i so good at spotting furries in the wild 😂😂😂😂

[@TJToons]

*My new favorite baking show*

[@alexandraluxbeteta1740]

TJ Toons yup

[@penguinlingo8203]

Wow one of my fave youtubers likes another one of my fave youtubers!

[@Tairou]

Well Tyler proved if he ever tires of or retires from KZbin he's got a career in pretzel making and could open his own shop.

[@josephesparza9482]

Ya danm right.

[@caseyyyjones]

Amazing

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

I love how all three wholeheartedly believed they were the only one who knew about proving their dough and how they were all wrong.

[@googles1000]

E

[@junebug8393]

E

[@masonictemple1804]

E

[@jacobtaylor8723]

E

[@jesuschai2968]

E

[@LuciferMorningstar-vy4vc]

Tyler: attempts to actually make it but is still kinda chaotic Ethan: same thing but less chaotic Mark: *Aggressively beats dough whilst repeating* YoU cLoSe??

[@mystr0696]

9:00

[@cheesepoofs845]

Stop dough abuse

[@camillebigelow5649]

Oh damn

[@forziox4755]

I thought the audio broke for a second! Lol

[@wyldewill2414]

Do not close your eyes when listening

[@il0stthegam3]

Mark's jacket makes it look like his shirt just says "EAT" and that's beautiful

[@heleneplastow-smed]

Post traumatic stress every time: - “we don’t have enough time” is said - Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close? - Amy saving their arses in the background - Someone says “time is of the essence” - Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking

[@jessiediaz4915]

Omg yesss

[@jw5386]

When Mark apologizes for mocking Amy

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

**one tear goes down everyones cheek** :')

[@cohensmith6100]

@@porygina-s thats dumb af

[@cohensmith6100]

@@porygina-s most people got attached and had to let it go that was the point lmao

[@voixmin]

Ethan: Lawfull Neutral Tyler: Neutral Good Mark : *Chaotic Evil*

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Nahhh Tyler’s Lawful for sure. Either good or neutral. Ethan’s the Neutral Good one. As for Mark, well....Chaotic Stupid is a thing 😂

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

Bruh

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

I agreeclol AGREE LOL OMG

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

My spelling sux

[@ristrettomv4662]

This is true

[@vmpqnmy]

*Ethan's Full History of Pretzels* "Pretzels: What are they? Twirly twirly birds that you grab with your hands and you.. wrap em' around. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Back in 1987; A young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said: "Hey! I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack." So he grabbed some... flour He grabbed some yeast He grabbed some salt, maybe a little bit of pepper. And he went to work, pulled up his sleeves, Washed his hands as you always do before cooking a great meal. And he splashed them, into a bowl, mixing vigorously until... Out of the oven came... Something brand new! Something his eyes had never seen before.. Something that would take the 90's by storm. The pretzel had been made. And today, that's what we're doing, we're taking Jordan B. Prietzen's original recipe, And we're honoring it, And then serving it up to him, In his memory." Edit: yes thank you stop yelling me i changed the 'flower' to 'flour'

[@uninteresting_being2982]

A truly inspiring speech.

[@annahowell5520]

iconic

[@tomowen3676]

amen

[@candlesofchallengeboy5838]

Amen

[@funkyfetus8536]

Amen

[@jnn3y]

I love how even though mark jokingly brags about being the best he always tries to grade everyone as fair as possible

[@mikaelious9550]

Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.

[@MsTaylor113]

7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date “Ethan why are you still over there?” “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”

[@simonblackquill889]

I agree

[@reydragonclaw1128]

It's the only aggressive thing he's ever said XD

[@Kiabeta]

"I didn't pay taxes in 2016, that's alright" is my favorite ngl

[@stellabella4586]

“WOAA it’s a cow” is mine

[@genericchannelname4110]

Mythical _ no it’s definitely 7:34, 7:35 is halfway through

[@thekiwiturtle]

“You’re gonna give me salmonella” “No such thing” “You might be right, I haven’t seen it” Markiplier was too poor to afford diseases XD

[@tron.6041]

Turtle :3 he was too poor to afford cells so he couldn’t get cancer.

[@foolwithtoomanynames]

He was too poor to afford blood so he couldn't get anemia

[@knightsolaire8567]

He was to poor to be dead so he couldn’t die.

[@miamonarrez9321]

He was too poor to afford skin so he couldn't get burnt or cut

[@tron.6041]

He was too poor to afford a funeral, didn’t die.

[@thelastporpoise4854]

Mark: Mocks Amy Mark immediately after the fact: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@chicoravelli5703]

What time stamp?

[@thelastporpoise4854]

@@chicoravelli5703 13:35

[@CaLypSO4456]

I was like 🤭 HOW DARE YOU🤣

[@CinnamonToastCrunch2]

Lol I love Ethan's representation of the look on Amy's face 😂

[@MT-ll3tu]

@@thelastporpoise4854 And for the rest of the day Mark's legs are poking out the wall screaming help.

[@brooksproductionsstudios3389]

12:18 Tyler: "You're approaching on my third." Mark: *"I own this table."*

[@denos1699]

He has a point

[@sun_daes]

Markiplier Makes is the responsible older sibling of Unus Annus but just as chaotic

[@qaiwiwi]

Markiplier and Crankgameplays (The channels, not Mark and Eef) are the parents.

[@sun_daes]

@@qaiwiwi Tyler’s channel is the uncle LMAO

[@qaiwiwi]

@@sun_daes LMFAO Wait, how about Jacksepticeye? The parent's friend?

[@sun_daes]

@@qaiwiwi he appeared in Unus Annus so he’s probs the cousin 😂😂

[@qaiwiwi]

@@sun_daes Oop okay 😂

[@frankiewotton]

As someone who was trained as a baker this is both hilarious and horrifying

[@asdkl740]

yes omg yes this is like a horror movie for me. fuck periods

[@theess1277]

The yeast

[@madsthebads04]

I love to watch them do the wrong things😂

[@makennapatton3680]

Since you are a baker answer me this question. Am I just stupid or does cold (like from a fridge) slow the rising of yeast/dough

[@frankiewotton]

@@makennapatton3680 no that's correct! Yeast goes into a sort of sleep state once it reaches between 0 and 4 degrees celcius

[@_del_5510]

Mark: “I don’t know the shape of a pretzel” Also mark: made a whole video of him eating a bowl of pretzels

[@Heather_ash.03]

*iTs sO dRy*

[@Cutiepatootie3330]

Mark: I’ll never be able to recreate the magic Literally two seconds later Mark: I RECREATED THE MAGIC

[@lillieshippy]

No one: Mark’s shirt: *_EAT_*

[@theguyyousawinadreamin2007]

||-/ uwu

[@cripplynipplily]

Make that a meme

[@daddy7321]

Lillie Shippy ||-//

[@kodiwahendesu3599]

||-//

[@thottydanniiyeehaaw7724]

ll-/

[@xxred9xx6648]

Ethan: *uses tactics and trys his best* Tyler: *concentrates and has fun* Mark: *is super competitive and says hes better than ethan the whole time*

[@Caeser_the_Marylander]

Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true* Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil* Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*

[@babidavi6910]

but plot twist: they *super sayin*

[@cheesewhiskers]

tries*

[@royalskye7081]

Truuuuuu

[@slimey9635]

I thought ethan was : "never gets correct measurment on eggs"

[@NathanTheMan]

Tyler: What they were really forgetting was sugar. Mark: I used sugar! Ethan: I used sugar. Tyler: ...anyways

[@yohatboi7260]

Yoooo 400th like

[@nighttimeloser3407]

Mark: *acting like a switch and being dramatic* Tyler: *calm and focused* Ethan: *trying his best but brain is lagging*

[@cliffiguess]

Mark: IT’S REALLY HOT! *continues mixing* Also mark: Some people might mistake me for some sort of masochist

[@Milfcum6969]

Mark: you know, I’m something of a masochist myself

[@noon_underscore]

I said that while watching this scene lmfao

[@clamr7775]

While giving himself first degree burns “IM NOT A MASOCHIST!!”

[@chicoravelli5703]

How did it get hot?

[@sakurasensations4786]

He just wants to know if he can *take the heat*

[@keirstynkat]

Ethan: Where did they from, where did they go Me: Where did they come from, Cotton Eyed *Dough*

[@sierra6293]

lollll

[@andrewnaylor6699]

COTTEN EYE DOUGH =D

[@bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516]

*Cough*

[@alanafantini6195]

pretzels were actually invented in 610 ad but 1987 is close enough

[@cameronmills4508]

Me: *Starts drilling this knowledge into my NoGaN* Also me: Lover Not Loser is onto something

[@user-pl4rz2rd5y]

Hm 1987? Sounds familiar

[@boopboop9313]

You know just a about 1000 yr distance close enough

[@caitlynboylan94]

Yeah they where meant to be in the shape of hands praying at first.

[@Supermart51]

@Lover not Loser he looks it up

[@elliekinnee9679]

I love how in every markiplier makes they each agree on the criticism and they don't get mad at all

[@valerie.monday]

"you'll give me salmonella" "no such thing"

[@emmaandms2208]

I've never seen it so it's not true

[@xLindsayhd]

EmmaLoves Ethan r/ woosh

[@J-Coops_]

Lindsey. hd it’s what Mark/Ethan said.

[@lolamarie3434]

Brother: Wait, so what did you do my bacteria project on Me: whatever bacteria they created on that table

[@kiryix]

666 likes

[@bwaindead5539]

Mark: the narcissist Ethan: the underdog Tyler: the overachiever I dunno about you guys, but this seems like a great group dynamic.

[@forestmann8170]

sounds like a television show

[@alexzachmeier5059]

Mark's a masochist

[@stephenvaneeden687]

@@alexzachmeier5059 No he isn't, he just wants to see if his body can take it.

[@meeplol802]

@@alexzachmeier5059 XD

[@meeplol802]

@@stephenvaneeden687 he just wants to see it his body can take it. But also like same I relate to mark a little to much than I’d like to admit

[@angelclark1]

amy: *the mom* tyler: *the oldest* mark: *middle child* ethan: *the youngest and the favorite*

[@PeelingCeiling35]

I’d swap mark and Ethan but yeah pretty much xD

[@dragonbown97]

Wow

[@FNAFTheorist]

Amy isn't that old to be a mom

[@literaryfools8761]

I don’t think they mean it that way- it’s more like personality

[@FNAFTheorist]

@@potatopeeler5321 because that's his girlfriend

[@allid2228]

15:57 Mark: "So.. I'm just gonna 𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯-" Me, getting flashbacks to ISWM, in a newfound state of delirium: "𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝒓 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒔 𝒆 ???"

[@erinw.9256]

Lol

[@NoodleCaboodle23]

Mark: No soggy bottoms here! Ethan and Tyler in monotone unison: *no soggy bottoms*

[@alan-baird]

The whole time Ethan is explaining the backstory of pretzels, Mark just looks so disappointed. 😂

[@rynnlee3609]

Mark didn't like Ethan's story. I am now sad FOR Ethan.

[@ElPonchoPoco]

He *is* outing himself as a Peterson lobster raw steak boy, so count me as equally disappointed

[@autumnc8118]

Alzorl You know.. *You right*

[@clueless7617]

But Mark's oppinion on Ethan's Intro was a bit harsh no??

[@mysticflower7795]

They actually come from monks

[@nelspd]

Ethan: "gotta let the yeast rise" *Puts salt in ontop of the yeast which kills it, puts it in fridge when yeast needs heat to rise*

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

And sugar, or something sweet like honey.

[@meepmaster8628]

Finally someone else noticed. I just paused the video after Ethan put the salt in and started screaming about how salt kills yeast and that he ruined the pretzels already

[@sydshu5550]

I didn’t know about the salt but I definitely knew about the hot cold thing

[@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy]

EXACTLY IM DOING A FOOD GCSE AND WATCHING MARK SMACK ALL THE GAS OUT OF THE DOUGH AND SAYING THAT IT HELPS THE YEAST WHEN HES ACTUALLY UNDOING EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS PAINFUL

[@someracoon76]

Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

[@hawukk4866]

No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

[@CeruleanScribbles]

I don’t know what you were told, but the pretzel was made by Jordan B. Pritzen in 1987

[@graciegettis4156]

Mark: YOU CLOSE? *SLAM* YOU CLOSE? I feel bad for Amy

[@darlenebuck541]

hate to see what he's like in the bedroom

[@musically-in-love6039]

Hey I mean if she’s into it then lucky her

[@Breadsticks4all]

When does he say you close?

[@stickysocks6369]

@@Breadsticks4all 7:49 and 12:34

[@sur_anon8592]

Riperoni Ames

[@lucid2957]

So THIS is where Mark's "are you close!?" began

[@finnthehuman8865]

Indeed

[@aidancox5481]

9:05, the beginning of something... well, something, certainly.

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

YOU CLOSE??? *slam slam slam* YEAH YOU CLOSE?!! YOU CLOSE?!?!? *slam slam*

[@yushakader4991]

@@aidancox5481 I think something is the perfect way to describe it

[@ghostytv1264]

My favorite part of that is Ethan standing there awkward and uncomfortable just the face he made at that part😂

[@HTPCYMC]

*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*

[@dillonparker6624]

Why hello, good friend. Good to see that you comment on Markiplier's videos as well Crit1kal's

[@ligmaballslol]

Tru

[@treep1gg]

GORDON RAMSAY, OPEN UP!

[@bolderpaul1844]

Lol

[@faereman]

​@Absol The Darkness If you see him everywhere, doesn't that mean you are everywhere as well ? hmmmm ?

[@brittanybeck6958]

Mark: Doing a bit about Louis, Clark, the Oregon Trail, and finding Louisiana Tyler (and me): frowns in history major

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

As someone who's terrible at history, even I thought that smelled a little funny

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

It's amazing how much no one on this planet gives a single shit about you having a slightly above average education.

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"Your encroaching on _my_ third of this tabl-" *"I own this table."*

[@MonkiEatBanana]

Congratulations you successfully typed what they said in the video you’re so creative wow

[@goatjamz]

Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.” *everyone will remember that.* Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes *everyone remembered that.*

[@100simping6]

Another person of culture-

[@Rosie-pe7yp]

Taxes are for people with money

[@_bee7627]

@@Rosie-pe7yp lmao absolutely not we're all poor

[@Rosie-pe7yp]

@@_bee7627 i wouldnt know because ive been evading taxes for 15 years and im on several watch lists

[@Omnomthenomnom]

Taxes are for the weak

[@creamcheness1115]

As a culinary student I’m crying laughing. Mark killed his yeast with boiling water it should have been around 110 degrees And Ethan just killed his yeast by sticking it in the fridge. At least mark knows how to proof a little

[@jenniflower6569]

@Grace Fuller Ethan did as well

[@krispykremeboi474]

Why are we messing with their fun, I know as a culinary student there are some things that you need to consider when cooking but Im just glad to see them happy

[@creamcheness1115]

June Wolfware Arts that’s true you’re right. I do love watching them have fun but what’s wrong with a little constructive criticism?

[@mr.zimbel]

Normal degrees or obesity degrees?

[@SaltyPita]

And you can’t put the salt along with the yeast like that but they’re just messing around so it’s all good

[@Ki-jd7le]

Mark’s sheer joy at twisting the pretzel into relatively correct shape is just adorable.

[@grunkleman]

Ethans intro was a masterpiece. a goddamn masterpiece okay watching this all the way my baker side just died.

[@seraph4882]

Preach

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

Lmaoo my yt glitching so before I clicked on ur comment it had something I commented from another video

[@lucaspenales9087]

“You close? You close?” ~ Mark, but from Unus Annus

[@Tony-rd9rc]

Lol that's how I ended up on this vid

[@bluebunanimates6590]

Tony Naufal same here XD

[@IDespiseYouNumber27]

We can tell that you close is by far his favourite meme from his channel.

[@nathalypacheco2002]

Time stamp?

[@lucaspenales9087]

Ruth Pacheco 12:32

[@Tomate_099]

"OH MY GOD YOU ROLLED OVER MY BABY" "Its ok" "HE IS DEAD" "It will be fine"

[@lizbethwashere2379]

When did that happen

[@gavrochethenardier957]

he's talking about the small guys philosophy you goofas

[@thatoneshepherd]

15:05 the pure joy in marks voice at his pretzel is unmatched

[@thatoneshepherd]

15:19 that lil happy laugh!!! that laugh of pure joy !!!!

[@bottlegaming6726]

7:32 Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan *Annoyed* : Why are you over-minding your Business, Betch?!?

[@casualdylan5029]

Ethan killed me so many times.

[@tray3469]

I am watching it over and over and over again it’s the best part

[@metamirby7074]

Ethan is pure savage.

[@MersonCat]

That's my favorite part

[@scp-securecontainprotect7049]

Ethan is lord Jordan b pretzen

[@reaganbadzinski5350]

Unpopular opinion: Markiplier makes is just unus annus but less cursed Edit: *popular opinion, apparently

[@cielo3604]

Its unus annus ft tyler

[@jaxsonreeves1582]

I'm watching the series to try to hurt less from UA dieing

[@Ritchar]

@@jaxsonreeves1582 indeed, indeed my man, indeed.

[@Quokka325]

Definitely

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

That's not even an opinion, let alone unpopular lmao

[@oliverrs_returnbox]

I looked up when soft pretzels were made, and it said, “Legend has it that the pretzel was invented by an Italian monk in the year 610 A.D. To reward young children for learning their prayers, he supposedly folded strips of bread dough to resemble the crossed arms of praying children. He called his creation pretiola, which meant ‘little rewards.’” So they were a little off but… it’s fine.

[@nekrouni8497]

Well, the Markiplier Makes intros are notorious for being mostly improv

[@gabegardner8261]

I now feel the need to sin while eating a pretzel

[@megahunter2981]

Tf did kids look like in Italy back then

[@ninbo4818]

Love the name and pic

[@eggsforbreakfast2718]

I have no idea where Ethan got his information

[@jodiac]

Ahh you gotta love how Ethan instantly kills the yeast with salt after trying to do the smart thing and letting it bloom.

[@loganiushere]

I mean, I’ve made pretzels. My recipe says to mix the salt in with the dough (1 tsp) with the yeast. And my pretzels have risen every time.

[@oblivionwalker7796]

@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die

[@loganiushere]

@@oblivionwalker7796Fair. What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.

[@gabbieb.1247]

Mark: "I COULDN'T AFFORD PRETZELS!!!" also Mark: "I own this table."

[@tangledheadphonecord4285]

Mark: I COULDN'T AFFORD PRETZLES also mark: i am a MAN who owns FIVE OVENS

[@gabbieb.1247]

@@tangledheadphonecord4285 yeah you right

[@acewildcard1243]

@@tangledheadphonecord4285 Dang it! You beat me to it!

[@mendysherwood3162]

He is proud of what he owns, let him be content in the material belongings of this world

[@thea-ok1093]

Ethan: *stirring with scissors* Mark: *stirring with hands* Tyler: *also stirring with hands* Me: b-but there are measuring spoons.... right there....

[@yorumasharu1296]

Khabe Lame be like: -_- *brought up a spoon AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[@Ghoulia_Starz]

5:04

[@aquarius3717]

@@Ghoulia_Starz to the rescue

[@ForcedHandleName]

You don't use measuring spoons to mix. They're *measuring* spoons, not *stirring* spoons!

[@aquarius3717]

@@ForcedHandleName Yes, but still better than FREAKING SCIZZORS

[@JustJelly11]

Mark: **violently pounds dough while repeating “you close”** Me: *HMMM WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE*

[@Potato-sg6qr]

This is the origin

[@Midnights_1389]

Stop now I'm in tears wahhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

Your profile picture is amazing

[@CryptikChaosurtrashkid]

**smack** are you about to *butter*

[@igiveup5585]

When mark did it in UA I remembered this now I remember UA by this

[@daviddimitrov3696]

We need more Markiplier makes videos. The last one was 4 years ago, anyone else here watching this?

[@luvrgrl32]

I imagine Ethan like that kid running with a knife vine. Everyone: ETHAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? Ethan: SCISSORS! Everyone: *NO*

[@adriannaoosahwe5553]

Everyone: Ethan, what do you have!? Ethan: A SCISSORS Everyone: *NO!*

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Previously nbtbmjgigighxohczofpuczxogjozxfipofuoucocucpuljvvljcououccuoupcupvvpivupcupfpufupcpicup Now ifoughofhofhvhocgcchohovvuppubugpvpugpuvpgupigpvuuvpvugppugggupgupggppgiipgpuvvpupbhpuphhpihcgovhovuovuguggugupggpugddzofzofuovuvupguvupvupugbpuugpugpvucorgi

[@g3a1ach14]

Same 😂😂

[@MrCool-lb2gb]

Vine died like 3 years ago so please be quiet Edit: please stop tying to @ me I’m not going to change my Opinion about vine and if you hate this Reply that please keep it too yourself. ❤️

[@icyphenom8038]

@@MrCool-lb2gb your opinion doesnt really matter

[@basicboring7131]

Why is it that Mark's childhood gets worse and worse each Markiplier makes lol

[@dixiewhite2698]

He was poor, his family died from cyanide poisoning from apple cores 😂

[@NWolfsson]

@@dixiewhite2698 Next on Markiplier Makes: his father (the one that heated the food by sitting on a brick) died before he was born

[@vee9406]

Dixie White why are you laughing? Is it true or not

[@__yam1502]

Myvy Phu it’s obviously false watch his draw my life

[@six4181]

You remember the Stone? XD

[@bananaman3071]

Ethan: *murders someone and gets brought to court* The Judge: “What is your defense for murdering ____?” Ethan: *”it’s okay”* The Judge: “ah shit guess he’s free to go”

[@sammygecko_]

Fair is fair

[@jw5386]

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

i've only paid taxes for 3 months of employment in my entire life and i'm 35 it's okay...i run a business that doesn't pay taxes at all and makes a surprising amount of money(landscaping/tree removal and trimming in Florida)

[@jw5386]

@@Aaron-zu3xn ???

[@thedesyncedcontroller7404]

@@jw5386 y'know I didn't pay taxes in 2016... It's FINE

[@kaymak4958]

8:55 Mark: *presumably making sex noises* Tyler: *unbothered* Ethan: *speechless*

[@Emily-wq4vm]

You can tell who’s been friends longer 😂

[@josephbridger6214]

Is this where "you close" started from?!?!?!?!

[@kaymak4958]

@@josephbridger6214 lmao it didn't start from this, Mark was just using it :)

[@josephbridger6214]

@@kaymak4958 where did it come from then lollll

[@darklight1543]

Ethan : *nervous glances and protective posture* hahahaha

[@wendillon92]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: Mixes hot ingredients with his bare hand.

[@TenderNoodle]

Those agonized moans hitting a bit different now👁👁

[@ChaoticGodess]

This is currently at 666 likes lol

[@acrymss6888]

ethan: puts dough in fridge me: *cries in knows how to bake*

[@floof_hair3857]

Me @ all of them as they slam the air out of the dough

[@jaakulus]

I had to pause to process what happened

[@Adry-pe4qy]

Watching these videos as a baker/chef is physically painful

[@zelnick9196]

it tore my soul in half when he whispered that

[@chloethompson2758]

* cries in you need heat to proof *

[@virgil10]

I swear every time I pull an all nighter i somehow end up back to watching this videa

[@Leafix_]

This is so unrelated but.. Sandersides reference!?! (Your username)

[@virgil10]

@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol

[@Leafix_]

@@virgil10 I think its a really unique name !!! Also another they/them silly !! Love ya Virgil, hope you have a nice rest of your day

[@shadow_leaf7965]

That is exactly how I ended up back here😂

[@shadow_leaf7965]

​@@Leafix_fellow trans people! Hello!

[@henlofrendo]

*ethan looks at mark* Ethan:... Mark:” can you hear me?” Ethan:” I can’t see.” Mark:” okay he can’t hear me”

[@RubleBubble]

Ethan: I cant hear you without my glasses

[@ronisawyer5371]

@@RubleBubble I, as a person with glasses, can confirm that I cannot hear in the morning until I put my glasses on my face.

[@unknown_wonknu]

IM BLIND I CANT HEAR IM DEAF I CANT SEE The struggle is real honestly

[@egcart4957]

Henlo Friend this is what you hear when your friends are high as fuck

[@trailer-trash-trans-boi5363]

@@unknown_wonknu Helen Keller in the chat bois