Markiplier Makes: Pretzels

[@davidsempere464]

17:31 Amy so proud of Ethan just doing his best while mark trash talks him

[@mrsbasia122]

Amy zooming in while smiling widely is such a mom thing to do. And that Ethan can't help but smile back was a home video moment.

[@darlenebuck541]

Amy and Mark are Ethan's second parents

[@r3trobananas33]

Darlene Buck aDuLt pARenTs

[@samm5035]

I swear! Ethan and Amy have such a cute friendship!

[@morphyanimates7749]

David Sempere the most wholesome part of the video ∩^ω^∩

[@itsarcherpro]

16:09 Mark: “No soggy bottoms here” Ethan & Tyler in unison: “No soggy bottoms” They are trained well

[@TheSongHolder]

That... Dear god...

[@aswarmofbees5009]

ArcherPro we all know they are both soggy bottoms

[@impala6730]

ArcherPro whatever happened to Tyler?

[@littledevil8475]

In many videos mark has been referred to as a cult leader...

[@Kittsim]

Amen

[@dj-on9lr]

Mark: The bully Ethan: The bullied Tyler: The bystander Amy: The friend of the bullied

[@watrfall3642]

17:31 Mark: describes Ethen Me: 7 days to die says otherwise...

[@user-mp3gx5zk4n]

Amy is roasted by the bully

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

William: the man behind the slaughter

[@spookyhamilton2732]

Tyler is more, “goes along with the bully because he doesn’t want to be bullied”

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Hazza Satria William bit someone?

[@rizd13]

the fact that they all know the proofing step but think the others don’t know the proofing step is so fucking funny

[@dreamrose1582]

Yea lol

[@myloriv]

But they don't lmao. Proofing needs heat, not cold

[@BlankMoments]

@@myloriv thank you for saying that. I was so upset at them for putting the dough in the fridge.

[@shoshanablackman2979]

@@BlankMoments me too I bake and cook quite a bit so I cringed when they did that but I have to remember this isn't what they specialize in.

[@requiemforameme1]

…is there a reason you can’t cold-proof pretzel dough? It’d probably make the shaping process easier, and slowing the proofing might help avoid over-proofing so you keep a tighter crumb.

[@gorbmangorb1585]

I love how when Amy is recording he doesn't look at the camera he looks at her I just find that sweet.

[@mattwatroba6226]

No one has replied to this comment in months so I'm doing it

[@naomiclager4012]

Nooooo ur profile pic

[@caden3ds]

Oof

[@abby64835]

Who eathan? Or mark or Tyler

[@abby64835]

I mean Ethan

[@chessaltaira8138]

Eef: Using actual logic and relaxing. Tyler: Ignoring everyone and quietly genuinely trying. Mark: YoU CloSE?

[@oofoof4293]

*vigorously beats dough*

[@darlenebuck9912]

XD that's Mark for you rough with everything he touches.typical German behavior.

[@Snowdrop232]

@@darlenebuck9912 He's Korean actually

[@ryankreidermacher9808]

@@Snowdrop232 his dad is German.

[@chargle]

@@Snowdrop232 Fischbach is german for Fish creek

[@benjamingerken2368]

Ethan: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Mark: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step Tyler: What they probably don't know about, Is the proving step

[@galladegamer3579]

Something tells me they know about the proving step.

[@froge6652]

Proofing but sure

[@emilyolivia308]

Okay but it’s called PROOFING and I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. It’s like when someone says death instead of deaf.

[@nethernom]

Emily Olivia listen, Emily, you can chill for 5 seconds and realize people can make mistakes or not be as educated, I've never been more uncomfortable in my life reading you're comment, it's like someone being annoying

[@galladegamer3579]

@@nethernom Jesus Christ. People can't say ANYTYING on this site!

[@reharm_reality]

"Why are you over minding your business bitch" is iconic but I think we're all ignoring the "watch your mouth mister" like that was quick

[@arachnidsjacket57]

i mean the way he said it tho

[@arachnidsjacket57]

also homestuck shall never be dead

[@spiltmilk0204]

yo homestuck gang

[@chrismanuel9768]

The Homestuck is only inside me, but I feel it all the same

[@mebr.ainzgone]

When was this?

[@kevinstuddard]

My wife and I love watching these together. She says next time, you should just throw a bunch of random ingredients on the table and see who can come up with the best thing.

[@Exayevie]

This is smart, do it mark "Markiplier Makes Something Totally New"

[@LivTheWiz]

Someone will die.

[@kak_yoinn]

@@LivTheWiz and that someone is probably ethan

[@pasteldreams4204]

@@kak_yoinn I was waiting for this answer hahahaha

[@yeetedwaldo6019]

That was lowkey my whole food tech assignment in year 8 The teachers were like 'have some flour and potatoes and make something edible'

[@vmpqnmy]

*Ethan's Full History of Pretzels* "Pretzels: What are they? Twirly twirly birds that you grab with your hands and you.. wrap em' around. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Back in 1987; A young man named Jordan B. Prietzen walked into a kitchen and he said: "Hey! I'd like to make myself a little bit of a snack." So he grabbed some... flour He grabbed some yeast He grabbed some salt, maybe a little bit of pepper. And he went to work, pulled up his sleeves, Washed his hands as you always do before cooking a great meal. And he splashed them, into a bowl, mixing vigorously until... Out of the oven came... Something brand new! Something his eyes had never seen before.. Something that would take the 90's by storm. The pretzel had been made. And today, that's what we're doing, we're taking Jordan B. Prietzen's original recipe, And we're honoring it, And then serving it up to him, In his memory." Edit: yes thank you stop yelling me i changed the 'flower' to 'flour'

[@uninteresting_being2982]

A truly inspiring speech.

[@annahowell5520]

iconic

[@tomowen3676]

amen

[@candlesofchallengeboy5838]

Amen

[@funkyfetus8536]

Amen

[@MsTaylor113]

7:35 is my FAVORITE ethan line ever and I still quote it to date “Ethan why are you still over there?” “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?”

[@simonblackquill889]

I agree

[@reydragonclaw1128]

It's the only aggressive thing he's ever said XD

[@Kiabeta]

"I didn't pay taxes in 2016, that's alright" is my favorite ngl

[@stellabella4586]

“WOAA it’s a cow” is mine

[@genericchannelname4110]

Mythical _ no it’s definitely 7:34, 7:35 is halfway through

[@emoqueen6254]

Tyler: always looks angry Ethan: ADHD personified Mark: I W A S P O O R

[@courtneya9731]

Stone-face Tyler!

[@caslikesdinos599]

Aka the perfect trio

[@SunTheDaycareAttendant]

AAI TEM 😍

[@bruhimwin9917]

Tyler is not angry !!! His just look like a Greek statue

[@Fyodor_Lice_in_his_Ushanka]

Bro this should be top comment 💀

[@heleneplastow-smed]

Post traumatic stress every time: - “we don’t have enough time” is said - Mark gets kinky with something - asking if it’s close? - Amy saving their arses in the background - Someone says “time is of the essence” - Every time they count, I can hear the clock ticking

[@jessiediaz4915]

Omg yesss

[@jw5386]

When Mark apologizes for mocking Amy

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

**one tear goes down everyones cheek** :')

[@cohensmith6100]

@@porygina-s thats dumb af

[@cohensmith6100]

@@porygina-s most people got attached and had to let it go that was the point lmao

[@CourtneyRC]

Watching this now is weird, the way mark and Ethans friendship grew over this year is so surreal.

[@AdenUnavailable]

Is this the ghost of unus annus???

[@marph2821]

@@AdenUnavailable I love how both heist and all the markiplier makes have a ton of 6 day old comments from the deletion lmao

[@averysheffer9359]

forrealzies

[@Kyralynnieee]

Fushruyeyfvjifeuti yes

[@mikpeptide]

@@marph2821 for real tho, tons are trying to cope :')

[@LuciferMorningstar-vy4vc]

Tyler: attempts to actually make it but is still kinda chaotic Ethan: same thing but less chaotic Mark: *Aggressively beats dough whilst repeating* YoU cLoSe??

[@mystr0696]

9:00

[@cheesepoofs845]

Stop dough abuse

[@camillebigelow5649]

Oh damn

[@forziox4755]

I thought the audio broke for a second! Lol

[@wyldewill2414]

Do not close your eyes when listening

[@buckethatboy8719]

ethan’s story was kind of convincing until i googled the invention of pretzels and found out that he was bullshitting the entire thing and that pretzels were invented back in 610 AD by a monk

[@PhoenixFire-pt3wc]

You ruined it 😭/j

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

Yeah they were supposed to represent childrens hands while praying

[@Evelyn80264]

tf? what species of children lol, hands dont look like pretzels

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

@@Evelyn80264 humans lol. They were obviously going to look directly like praying hands but the cross on the pretzel is supposed to represent it

[@Starlit_Onion]

@Squidward With Blond Hair Did you actually just say human hands look like pretzels? WHAT??

[@xxred9xx6648]

Ethan: *uses tactics and trys his best* Tyler: *concentrates and has fun* Mark: *is super competitive and says hes better than ethan the whole time*

[@Caeser_the_Marylander]

Ethan: *Tries to make a small story about the history of pretzels that obviously isn't true* Mark: *gets American history wrong that people physically recoil* Tyler: *TF THEY SAYIN?!*

[@babidavi6910]

but plot twist: they *super sayin*

[@cheesewhiskers]

tries*

[@royalskye7081]

Truuuuuu

[@slimey9635]

I thought ethan was : "never gets correct measurment on eggs"

[@pongusfucktown6007]

*mark* : “no soggy bottoms in this house” *ethan and tyler quietly* : “..no soggy bottoms..”

[@mathildeandersen535]

Connor Isn’t here. Have they not heard the great band “soggy bottom boys”?

[@Pixelation0129]

no soggy bottoms

[@nuraria4972]

like a cult

[@earlpettey]

@@nuraria4972 This is the way.

[@mikehart2756]

Connor Isn’t here no soggy bottoms

[@lanierae3436]

I DIED laughing at this: Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan: Why are you still over minding your business BITCH Mark and Tyler: *crack up and die laughing*

[@omargarcia7594]

Also died laughing 😂

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

7:34 if you want to rewatch this clip again and again and again and again. Ur welcome

[@kylieho4230]

Samsy yeshhh

[@biggoose47]

Samsy yass love that

[@lilykat.]

Same 😂

[@veritydoyle7886]

*"YOU CLOSE!? YOU CLOSE?!"* "No soggy bottoms here." One of my favourite Markiplier Makes episodes

[@shawnpayne895]

Mark: "can you hear me?" Eef: "I can't see" Mark: "okay he can't hear me"

[@xxgachalemonxx1343]

@gramp lmao EEf is heepass

[@dannyhipolito817]

@@xxgachalemonxx1343 smoke grass you call H E A P A S S

[@martybanks7413]

It’s too dark in here I can’t hear you

[@yorumasharu1296]

@@dannyhipolito817 if you wanna eat some a**, you call Heapass XD

[@contrasticality]

eef is from [redacted] channel

[@bap6063]

Mark saying “YOU CLOSE?!” while beating a blob of dough as the house shakes is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@YouTubeFreak35]

I die every time 😂

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

*YOU CLOSE?!?!*

[@doriantermini]

@@PiracyandDumbbells *YOU CLOSE?!?!*

[@kellenfox1463]

@@doriantermini *YOU CLOSE!?!?!*

[@fuzenakuhei8223]

As fuck yeah YOU CLOSE

[@bwaindead5539]

Mark: the narcissist Ethan: the underdog Tyler: the overachiever I dunno about you guys, but this seems like a great group dynamic.

[@forestmann8170]

sounds like a television show

[@alexzachmeier5059]

Mark's a masochist

[@stephenvaneeden687]

@@alexzachmeier5059 No he isn't, he just wants to see if his body can take it.

[@meeplol802]

@@alexzachmeier5059 XD

[@meeplol802]

@@stephenvaneeden687 he just wants to see it his body can take it. But also like same I relate to mark a little to much than I’d like to admit

[@Mikey-wj5zo]

24:57 Mark to Tyler: “I wonder if your fridge thing worked?” Ethan: *in utter shock because he did it first *

[@grunkleman]

Ethans intro was a masterpiece. a goddamn masterpiece okay watching this all the way my baker side just died.

[@seraph4882]

Preach

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

Lmaoo my yt glitching so before I clicked on ur comment it had something I commented from another video

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

I love how all three wholeheartedly believed they were the only one who knew about proving their dough and how they were all wrong.

[@googles1000]

E

[@junebug8393]

E

[@masonictemple1804]

E

[@jacobtaylor8723]

E

[@jesuschai2968]

E

[@afilthyweeb5463]

Mark, the not masochist: “It’s so hot!” Also Mark: *Continues to stir with his hands*

[@isi100]

he’s not a masochist, he just wants to test his limits

[@oxerrt]

@@isi100 he just wanted to go even further beyond

[@NoNameO7]

@@isi100 sounds like masochism to me

[@kinggavitron]

To infinity and beyond

[@pixyletime]

“I just wanna see how much I can take” “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST” -Mark

[@jmkrpl]

It would be nice to have new episodes of Markiplier Makes....😌

[@devontamosley4487]

Markiplier Makes: Calzone?

[@Cherryremains]

Yesss😮

[@Emmsley14]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who still watches these videos

[@salemwandless]

agreed, but what could they make,

[@kaylakroll4656]

@@Emmsley14 fr, I love just going through the Markiplier makes, I just finished Markiplier makes dog toys and I just- 🥲 yeah this trio is so funny

[@_del_5510]

Mark: “I don’t know the shape of a pretzel” Also mark: made a whole video of him eating a bowl of pretzels

[@Heather_ash.03]

*iTs sO dRy*

[@NoodleCaboodle23]

Mark: No soggy bottoms here! Ethan and Tyler in monotone unison: *no soggy bottoms*

[@yuno7989]

i like how marks shirt got cut off by his sweater and it says “eat” best coincident i’ve ever seen

[@tron.6041]

E A T

[@isabellasunshine8454]

You know what we say about coincidences The universe is rarely so lazy

[@beachai3171]

coincident KekW

[@clarelim847]

@@isabellasunshine8454 Yassss Sherlock!

[@jimexe-ek8rp]

Mark is the new Chica (not his dog)

[@calix.an.average.citizen]

Mark: thinks he's a professional at pretzels Ethan: thinking he would be smart to think one step further than the others Tyler: full dedication, sweat tears and blood was put into it Mark again: *MEGA PRETZEL*

[@Orangeler2008]

I could imagine once he tries the mega pretzel, he'd say "ITH REALLY DRY."

[@lonelypizzaslice4845]

Petition for Gordon ramsy to be part if these videos, but hes not allowed to help or talk, so he jusy sits in the background watching on in horror

[@EnythSimurgh]

Lonely Pizza Slice or let him do his own correct version alongside theirs so that they can compare what they made in the end. But he’s not allowed to help them or give them any instructions...

[@SpookyNugs]

Omg that's a brilliant concept for a show

[@caffeinatedpossum]

But he's 100% allowed to scold them in the end

[@maxzura]

the problem is in order to get him on the show, they would probably have to pay a large sum of money...

[@ellisdee7108]

I would allow him to talk so I could hear him screech curses

[@chxrlies.angels]

Mark: “NO SOGGY BOTTOMS HERE” Tyler and Ethan: "ɴᴏ sᴏɢɢʏ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ"

[@katarzynagoniea4284]

ɴɪᴄᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ :)

[@Emo.Squidward3]

How do you change the font all i know how to do it *this*

[@ryliebritt5270]

How are you guys doing that O.o

[@katarzynagoniea4284]

@@ryliebritt5270 i use a app to change the ʄօռȶ

[@may_s1n]

𝓎𝓊𝒽

[@weirdroadkill]

What we learned today: when Ethan physically can’t ruin his food with eggs, he’s a pretty good cook

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

he's actually a decent cook in real life lol

[@fennix_va4508]

Nice picrew pfp I had one made my my bf but I changed it after I saw the app I made this one with

[@gotsomham]

*tastes creme brûlée* E G G

[@kamichungus]

The truth

[@jeapers6036]

pie

[@diot05]

Mark,Ethan and Tyler have 3 braincells collectively. And they all come from Tyler

[@jakeer1554]

Then it wouldn’t be collective

[@Drknsl0]

@@jakeer1554 well it'd be 0+0+3 so I think that's what they were going for there

[@jakeer1554]

@@Drknsl0 you’re right but the word isn’t collective it would be better to word it as “amongst them”

[@Enderwoman145]

And the rest of the other braincells are from Amy. 😂😂😂

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

nah im almost certain it was just Amy donating some of her extra ones so the 3 can actually function to a certain extent for the whole video

[@goldminer1275]

Tyler's Pretzel Recipe Ingredients: Baking soda Gold Metal Flour Powdered Confectionary Sugar Vegetable Oil Salt Salted Butter 1 Yeast Packet 1 Pot of Boiled Water 1 Egg [Preparation Phase] Put 3 scoops of lukewarm water in a bowl(with a ladle) Add a slice of butter (about 1/4 of an inch or 6.35 mm) Add a teaspoon of salt Add a tablespoon of sugar Add the packet of yeast Mix Add flour Mix dough in the bowl (Add more flour if dough is too liquidly) Take the dough out of the bowl and start kneading the dough for a few minutes **DO NOT ADD EGG YET** Prove dough in the fridge for an indeterminant amount of time (30 - 90 minutes) [Shaping the pretzel] Preheat the oven to 400 F or 204 C Oil up the surface you will be rolling your dough Roll out dough and divide in any ratio you want Shape divided dough into pretzels **Tyler's Shape** Lay the roll of dough horizontally Take both ends and pull them away from you towards the center slightly while keeping the middle horizontal Pull both ends across each other with both ending slightly below the middle of the pretzel Repeat until all dough is used or until 3 pretzels are made [Final Preparations Before Baking the Pretzels] Add baking soda to **boiling water** (1/3 of the container) Boil all pretzels (approximately 30 seconds each) Add egg wash to all your pretzels (only use the egg yolk) Sprinkle with salt [Baking] Bake until golden (12-15 minutes) Congrats you have made Tyler's pretzels! Please rate this recipe 10/10 which would make Jorden B. Prietzen proud You can find Ethan's pizza recipe in the pizza video as well (If you can find it courtesy to youtube's strange sorting system)

[@PhineasFerb001]

Holy shit thank you

[@Kicnik]

Holy, I am amazed you wrote all of this. Props to you!

[@mariamsaleh2939]

Did he add salt before baking it like mark or no ?

[@carmissalty]

@@mariamsaleh2939 he did but he distributed it more evenly

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

Is Tyler the only one who made a pretzel correctly?

[@nathanegen4512]

Ethan - “We don’t have enough time. That’s the sad thing.” That hits different just after Unus Annus was deleted.

[@Gabbyy_Gabriella]

Stop 🥺 Stop.. 😔

[@Eggsther]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

it had a time, its name is literally one year, we all knew when it was going

[@p0ssibly_d3ad54]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[@chatabluehawk7149]

Momento... Mori

[@conormurphy4328]

“No soggy bottoms” is one of my favourite accidental comedy bits ever.

[@gayfrog6015]

No soggy bottoms here

[@goldenmortayn7935]

@@gayfrog6015 No soggy bottoms

[@gayfrog6015]

@@goldenmortayn7935 no soggy bottoms😔

[@anonymousburrito4743]

I love how it wasn't at all scripted or implied before-hand and yet they both said the exact same thing at the exact same time as if it were a thing they practiced lmao

[@Musica_ad_Patrem]

No soggy bottoms

[@BlueDragon407]

7:34 - “Why are you over minding your business, bitch?” is the greatest line in all of the Markiplier Makes videos. Real talk, whenever I rewatch this video and get to this time, I rewind it and play this line dozens of times before watching the rest. 😹

[@RexiTheFox]

Bro how am i so good at spotting furries in the wild 😂😂😂😂

[@NathanTheMan]

Tyler: What they were really forgetting was sugar. Mark: I used sugar! Ethan: I used sugar. Tyler: ...anyways

[@yohatboi7260]

Yoooo 400th like

[@nelspd]

Ethan: "gotta let the yeast rise" *Puts salt in ontop of the yeast which kills it, puts it in fridge when yeast needs heat to rise*

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

And sugar, or something sweet like honey.

[@meepmaster8628]

Finally someone else noticed. I just paused the video after Ethan put the salt in and started screaming about how salt kills yeast and that he ruined the pretzels already

[@sydshu5550]

I didn’t know about the salt but I definitely knew about the hot cold thing

[@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy]

EXACTLY IM DOING A FOOD GCSE AND WATCHING MARK SMACK ALL THE GAS OUT OF THE DOUGH AND SAYING THAT IT HELPS THE YEAST WHEN HES ACTUALLY UNDOING EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS PAINFUL

[@rubybeth7745]

Why is nobody talking about 17:28 ? Mark- can you hear me? Ethan - stares at mark.... Ethan- i cant see Mark- ok he can't hear me 😂😂😂

[@micahfoote7270]

hApPy bIrThDaY rAvEn I can't swim 😶

[@bunnyking936]

That’s not how thing work XD

[@pieloloon]

woosh

[@cleventinetheclementine195]

Oh that makes perfect sense

[@skillageskull8078]

That made me laugh so hard

[@il0stthegam3]

Mark's jacket makes it look like his shirt just says "EAT" and that's beautiful

[@Elemental_hippie]

Incase anyone is curious pretzels were actually made by an Italian monk. He made them to reward young children for saying their prayers

[@kaelamaclaughlin]

Aww, that's so cute!

[@griffitethehuman5006]

Pro pretzel time

[@Volvith]

WELL, THAT'S A SEXUAL INNUENDO IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

[@Daelyah]

Finally! Was wondering who else remembered. I recall that I was told in sixth grade History class (looooong, long ago) that monks created the first pretzels to resemble hands clasped together (or more likely arms folded across) in prayer. Makes me giggle, because as I was typing this, Ethan joked about "praying to the pretzel gods." Funny coincidence, honestly...

[@catbug8509]

Jenny Schryver that warms my heart

[@schuylercovert7928]

Mark: never letting Ethan do an intro again. ....... But then came Unus Annus.

[@doggyspeak]

Mark agreed to do a whole new channel so that ethan could do more intros

[@JSG645]

Rip unus annus

[@migueldesantiagoacero6031]

Rip

[@maevemilless4561]

*disclaimer song starts in the background*

[@lynnly2406]

Momento mori

[@frankiewotton]

As someone who was trained as a baker this is both hilarious and horrifying

[@asdkl740]

yes omg yes this is like a horror movie for me. fuck periods

[@theess1277]

The yeast

[@madsthebads04]

I love to watch them do the wrong things😂

[@makennapatton3680]

Since you are a baker answer me this question. Am I just stupid or does cold (like from a fridge) slow the rising of yeast/dough

[@frankiewotton]

@@makennapatton3680 no that's correct! Yeast goes into a sort of sleep state once it reaches between 0 and 4 degrees celcius

[@someracoon76]

Pretzels, or pretiolas as they were first known, had their humble beginnings around 610 A.D. in the region between the south of France and northern Italy. According to historians, the pretzel is the oldest snack food known.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

[@hawukk4866]

No, they were created in 1987 by Jordan B pritzen

[@CeruleanScribbles]

I don’t know what you were told, but the pretzel was made by Jordan B. Pritzen in 1987

[@samuelaugustus9590]

I hate that Mark saying "Are you close?" gave me nostalgia.

[@blueseyberries]

I can hear Amy yelling "CUT IT OUT" in the background 😢

[@livsglo_dragawolf9782]

:( momento Mori, that is definitely a phrase that shouldn’t be nostalgic but it is

[@heleneplastow-smed]

I get PTSD

[@francomasiniofficial]

“It’s too much Mark. It’s too much!”

[@dizzybatz]

“It’s too much mark it’s too much” 😭

[@myrin265]

I love how whenever Mark mocks Amy, he instantly apologizes.

[@indydragonflies122]

This is even more proof that Mark is a masochist. Instant apologies is common for them. XD

[@lunareclipsicorn4651]

Yesss!! It's almost adorable!! XD

[@CatholicNiko]

YOU CLOSE?!!!!!!!!!!

[@angiebee9026]

Yessss he does it ever time

[@angiebee9026]

Sooo cute

[@pimzaeVT]

mark: "can you hear me?" ethan: "I can't see..." mark: "ok he can't hear me" .... logic

[@MasTheFreak]

that was legit too edgy to exist

[@seaofserenity95]

To quote Ethan from the dog toys video: *points at ears* "You've got sight...."

[@ido6377]

cigol

[@dorianbailey7314]

Ana Lulić Ethan's Guide to the Five Senses: 1. Sight (Ears) 2. Smell (Nose) 3. Taste (Mouth) 4. Touch (Hands) Oh yeah, and 5. Sight?

[@seaofserenity95]

@@dorianbailey7314 Hahahahah yep

[@elliekinnee9679]

I love how in every markiplier makes they each agree on the criticism and they don't get mad at all

[@natb2370]

“why are you over-minding you business, ʙɪᴛᴄʜ“ - ethan

[@rebekahbreun6193]

My favorite part

[@Kuroo21]

xD

[@donuted_ace]

7:32 (for anyone wondering lol)

[@garlicgoat259]

also "Yeah, you close? You close!?" Mark

[@1SKRAAC1D]

To be honest, I thought that you were me becuase we have the same profile picture [at the moment] and I didn't remember commenting that until I looked at your name

[@xoxokailaa]

mark looks like a stressed out mom

[@foreverevergreen1762]

Kaila uwu wISH WE COULD TURN BACC TIME TO THE GOOD OL’ DAAAYS WHEN OUR MAMAS SANG US TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS STRESSED OUT I’m not sorry

[@Itsgreenueu]

he IS a stressed out mom

[@EvCW]

Soccer mom mark

[@slenderman6595]

Stressed and disappointed

[@idamayers5098]

Girl up got 666 likes

[@alan-baird]

The whole time Ethan is explaining the backstory of pretzels, Mark just looks so disappointed. 😂

[@rynnlee3609]

Mark didn't like Ethan's story. I am now sad FOR Ethan.

[@ElPonchoPoco]

He *is* outing himself as a Peterson lobster raw steak boy, so count me as equally disappointed

[@autumnc8118]

Alzorl You know.. *You right*

[@clueless7617]

But Mark's oppinion on Ethan's Intro was a bit harsh no??

[@mysticflower7795]

They actually come from monks

[@jnn3y]

I love how even though mark jokingly brags about being the best he always tries to grade everyone as fair as possible

[@mikaelious9550]

Late response, but that's what I love about these too. Even though they keep bantering and competing, when they actually judge each other they don't just put each other down.

[@oliverrs_returnbox]

I looked up when soft pretzels were made, and it said, “Legend has it that the pretzel was invented by an Italian monk in the year 610 A.D. To reward young children for learning their prayers, he supposedly folded strips of bread dough to resemble the crossed arms of praying children. He called his creation pretiola, which meant ‘little rewards.’” So they were a little off but… it’s fine.

[@nekrouni8497]

Well, the Markiplier Makes intros are notorious for being mostly improv

[@gabegardner8261]

I now feel the need to sin while eating a pretzel

[@megahunter2981]

Tf did kids look like in Italy back then

[@ninbo4818]

Love the name and pic

[@eggsforbreakfast2718]

I have no idea where Ethan got his information

[@babydragonfly3814]

the fact that the three share 1 brain cell and tyler has 70% of it

[@emeraldp25]

@Aiden Zwirba other way around

[@veiraruiz7110]

@@emeraldp25 ethan is smart he just has adhd and mark… well he’s mark

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

@@veiraruiz7110 mark had an ego inflated bigger than prices over the last 20 years

[@justingick4218]

@@kalibruhmoment3032 oof

[@cubicvox]

@@kalibruhmoment3032 What a legend you are 👍🏻✨

[@EllieMiller510]

When Unus Annus was deleted but markiplier makes still exists “It is... acceptable”

[@beesechurger5797]

:,)

[@michaeldost8155]

For real, Mark and Ethan are an amazing duo.

[@EllieMiller510]

@@michaeldost8155 I love the videos he does with bob and wade too lol

[@betsyross169]

Y E S

[@Quokka325]

For real

[@Cutiepatootie3330]

Mark: I’ll never be able to recreate the magic Literally two seconds later Mark: I RECREATED THE MAGIC

[@alanafantini6195]

pretzels were actually invented in 610 ad but 1987 is close enough

[@cameronmills4508]

Me: *Starts drilling this knowledge into my NoGaN* Also me: Lover Not Loser is onto something

[@user-pl4rz2rd5y]

Hm 1987? Sounds familiar

[@boopboop9313]

You know just a about 1000 yr distance close enough

[@caitlynboylan94]

Yeah they where meant to be in the shape of hands praying at first.

[@Supermart51]

@Lover not Loser he looks it up

[@creamcheness1115]

As a culinary student I’m crying laughing. Mark killed his yeast with boiling water it should have been around 110 degrees And Ethan just killed his yeast by sticking it in the fridge. At least mark knows how to proof a little

[@jenniflower6569]

@Grace Fuller Ethan did as well

[@krispykremeboi474]

Why are we messing with their fun, I know as a culinary student there are some things that you need to consider when cooking but Im just glad to see them happy

[@creamcheness1115]

June Wolfware Arts that’s true you’re right. I do love watching them have fun but what’s wrong with a little constructive criticism?

[@mr.zimbel3164]

Normal degrees or obesity degrees?

[@SaltyPita]

And you can’t put the salt along with the yeast like that but they’re just messing around so it’s all good

[@thekiwiturtle]

“You’re gonna give me salmonella” “No such thing” “You might be right, I haven’t seen it” Markiplier was too poor to afford diseases XD

[@tron.6041]

Turtle :3 he was too poor to afford cells so he couldn’t get cancer.

[@foolwithtoomanynames]

He was too poor to afford blood so he couldn't get anemia

[@knightsolaire8567]

He was to poor to be dead so he couldn’t die.

[@miamonarrez9321]

He was too poor to afford skin so he couldn't get burnt or cut

[@tron.6041]

He was too poor to afford a funeral, didn’t die.

[@allid2228]

15:57 Mark: "So.. I'm just gonna 𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯-" Me, getting flashbacks to ISWM, in a newfound state of delirium: "𝘱𝘰𝘱 '𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝒓 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒔 𝒆 ???"

[@erinw.9256]

Lol

[@calliecaylor2652]

When Ethan said “Where did they come from? Where did they go?” I thought he was going to start singing the cotton eyed joe.

[@pancake.animations5818]

Callie Caylor, same

[@caseym4007]

Where did he come from, where did he go? WHERE DID HE COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOE

[@CityLightsBlegh]

S A M E

[@KaylaBarrios]

Same

[@ellacoleman4669]

I thought Ethan was going to go Where did it come from? Where did it go? W H O will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set? All these questions answered and answered On today's show

[@charo1554]

"Can you hear me?" "I can't see" "OK, he can't hear me"

[@fundiamond2118]

@Slendy and now 2 replies

[@senpai-ns7so]

@@fundiamond2118 now 3

[@gllf9481]

Now 4 lol

[@indynuijten9151]

monika now 5

[@cherrygu_5754]

Now 6 lol

[@goatjamz]

Ethan: “I didn’t pay taxes in 2016, that’s alright.” *everyone will remember that.* Ethan, a year later: gives advice about paying taxes *everyone remembered that.*

[@100simping6]

Another person of culture-

[@Rosie-pe7yp]

Taxes are for people with money

[@_bee7627]

@@Rosie-pe7yp lmao absolutely not we're all poor

[@Rosie-pe7yp]

@@_bee7627 i wouldnt know because ive been evading taxes for 15 years and im on several watch lists

[@Omnomthenomnom]

Taxes are for the weak

[@brooksproductionsstudios3389]

12:18 Tyler: "You're approaching on my third." Mark: *"I own this table."*

[@denos1699]

He has a point

[@eideanbotha8655]

I'm so proud of Ethan, he did't come dead last this time! He is improving!

[@pants94]

Tyler*

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

TinyNinja123 idk the pizza and pie video shows a lot xD poor Ethan

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Su dude

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Su dunk

[@eideanbotha8655]

@@ladyvermillion4661 Su dude.

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"Your encroaching on _my_ third of this tabl-" *"I own this table."*

[@MonkiEatBanana]

Congratulations you successfully typed what they said in the video you’re so creative wow

[@TJToons]

*My new favorite baking show*

[@alexandraluxbeteta1740]

TJ Toons yup

[@penguinlingo8203]

Wow one of my fave youtubers likes another one of my fave youtubers!

[@Tairou]

Well Tyler proved if he ever tires of or retires from KZbin he's got a career in pretzel making and could open his own shop.

[@josephesparza9482]

Ya danm right.

[@caseyyyjones]

Amazing

[@brittanybeck6958]

Mark: Doing a bit about Louis, Clark, the Oregon Trail, and finding Louisiana Tyler (and me): frowns in history major

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

As someone who's terrible at history, even I thought that smelled a little funny

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

It's amazing how much no one on this planet gives a single shit about you having a slightly above average education.

[@angelclark1]

amy: *the mom* tyler: *the oldest* mark: *middle child* ethan: *the youngest and the favorite*

[@PeelingCeiling35]

I’d swap mark and Ethan but yeah pretty much xD

[@dragonbown97]

Wow

[@FNAFTheorist]

Amy isn't that old to be a mom

[@literaryfools8761]

I don’t think they mean it that way- it’s more like personality

[@FNAFTheorist]

@@potatopeeler5321 because that's his girlfriend

[@cliffiguess138]

Mark: IT’S REALLY HOT! *continues mixing* Also mark: Some people might mistake me for some sort of masochist

[@Milfcum6969]

Mark: you know, I’m something of a masochist myself

[@noon_underscore]

I said that while watching this scene lmfao

[@clamr7775]

While giving himself first degree burns “IM NOT A MASOCHIST!!”

[@chicoravelli5703]

How did it get hot?

[@sakurasensations4786]

He just wants to know if he can *take the heat*

[@bananaman3071]

Ethan: *murders someone and gets brought to court* The Judge: “What is your defense for murdering ____?” Ethan: *”it’s okay”* The Judge: “ah shit guess he’s free to go”

[@sammygecko_]

Fair is fair

[@jw5386]

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

i've only paid taxes for 3 months of employment in my entire life and i'm 35 it's okay...i run a business that doesn't pay taxes at all and makes a surprising amount of money(landscaping/tree removal and trimming in Florida)

[@jw5386]

@@Aaron-zu3xn ???

[@thedesyncedcontroller7404]

@@jw5386 y'know I didn't pay taxes in 2016... It's FINE

[@Ki-jd7le]

Mark’s sheer joy at twisting the pretzel into relatively correct shape is just adorable.

[@yoink6v]

They should google translate a recipe into different languages and then back to broken English and try to follow it

[@joaorichter9970]

What a gem your pf is

[@alysaosowski3273]

Soo. What Brandon Farris does

[@voixmin]

Ethan: Lawfull Neutral Tyler: Neutral Good Mark : *Chaotic Evil*

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Nahhh Tyler’s Lawful for sure. Either good or neutral. Ethan’s the Neutral Good one. As for Mark, well....Chaotic Stupid is a thing 😂

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

Bruh

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

I agreeclol AGREE LOL OMG

[@antisepticeyejacksepticeye3828]

My spelling sux

[@ristrettomv4662]

This is true

[@VRMusic]

Those VHS camera sections made me realize; Mark you should totally make a low budget, Blair Witch -type of scary movie with your crew!

[@somewierdmatehead8939]

That would be amazing and would probably go very wrong

[@joshualee4218]

Or A Sitcom/Webseries

[@nb-rc8nf]

Yeh that's cool

[@pickelsandpickles3417]

VRMusic YEAH !!!!!

[@MarieBushellActor]

Slender man film!! 🤣

[@thatoneshepherd]

15:05 the pure joy in marks voice at his pretzel is unmatched

[@thatoneshepherd]

15:19 that lil happy laugh!!! that laugh of pure joy !!!!

[@SW8451AnnotInterview]

17:51 "Can you hear me?" "I can't see" "OK, he can't hear me.." That's.. that's not how that works..

[@gokublackgaming5944]

click it twice

[@poisonedpear5192]

I died XD

[@dkjcb3993]

@@gokublackgaming5944 yeah, this is big brain time

[@keilanicurran4344]

I was immediately reminded of the dog toys one where Ethan says the five senses and points as the ears of the one he made and says sight

[@thelastporpoise4854]

Mark: Mocks Amy Mark immediately after the fact: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@chicoravelli5703]

What time stamp?

[@thelastporpoise4854]

@@chicoravelli5703 13:35

[@CaLypSO4456]

I was like 🤭 HOW DARE YOU🤣

[@CinnamonToastCrunch2]

Lol I love Ethan's representation of the look on Amy's face 😂

[@MT-ll3tu]

@@thelastporpoise4854 And for the rest of the day Mark's legs are poking out the wall screaming help.

[@basicboring7131]

Why is it that Mark's childhood gets worse and worse each Markiplier makes lol

[@dixiewhite2698]

He was poor, his family died from cyanide poisoning from apple cores 😂

[@NWolfsson]

@@dixiewhite2698 Next on Markiplier Makes: his father (the one that heated the food by sitting on a brick) died before he was born

[@vee9406]

Dixie White why are you laughing? Is it true or not

[@__yam1502]

Myvy Phu it’s obviously false watch his draw my life

[@six4181]

You remember the Stone? XD

[@nighttimeloser3407]

Mark: *acting like a switch and being dramatic* Tyler: *calm and focused* Ethan: *trying his best but brain is lagging*

[@adamc2957]

mark: "im a master imma crush them" *proceeds to make bread*

[@harmonysong4871]

He could never make toast, so

[@andys_alias3391]

Bred

[@Pixelation0129]

Breed

[@waterwolf982]

Braed

[@benftimaisra8078]

Bradada

[@shadi8128]

Mark: the disappointed dad who's trying to spend time with his children just because the mom asked him to Amy : the mom who tries to encourage her children Ethan : the younger child who wants to participate in everything Tyler : the good teenager who's there because his parents asked him and enjoys his time without ruining anything Example: 17:20

[@joshm977]

amy embodies the proud mom so well in this clip

[@shadowlightfilms6021]

Unus Annus in a nutshell, but with Tyler

[@keirstynkat]

Ethan: Where did they from, where did they go Me: Where did they come from, Cotton Eyed *Dough*

[@sierra6293]

lollll

[@andrewnaylor6699]

COTTEN EYE DOUGH =D

[@bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516]

*Cough*

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

7:37 love how they all laugh at the same exact time and Ethan wasn't even processing his words until he said them

[@majorghoul9017]

To be honest, I absolutely loved Ethan's improv'd backstory of the invention of pretzels. God bless Jordan B. Prietzen

[@alejandroflores6179]

I like how mark's sweater cuts off letters so his shirt just says "EAT"

[@ryanlytle2214]

If Mark ever gets married and has kids he’s just going to stand in the corner of the room while his wife is giving birth shouting, “You Close”

[@oli1639]

XD

[@djcykes9371]

im having a flashback..."GIVE BIRTH!" with a torch and pitchfork

[@slamduncan6685]

@@djcykes9371 I must know what video it’s from

[@djcykes9371]

@@slamduncan6685 when i saw the giving birth in this particular comment it made me remember H20 Delirious thats all i can give for now 😀

[@mogg3335]

PFFFT- OMG I JUST PICTURED THAT XD XD Just imagine his wife giving birth to his child and he is just yelling YOU CLOSE!!?!? YOU CLOSE!?!?

[@jodiac]

Ahh you gotta love how Ethan instantly kills the yeast with salt after trying to do the smart thing and letting it bloom.

[@loganiushere]

I mean, I’ve made pretzels. My recipe says to mix the salt in with the dough (1 tsp) with the yeast. And my pretzels have risen every time.

[@oblivionwalker7796]

@@loganiushere salt directly in contact with yeast will kill it, mixing it together in the dough wont but if you just throw some salt on yeast the yeast will die

[@loganiushere]

@@oblivionwalker7796Fair. What my recipe calls for is to mix the yeast into like 2 cups of water, then add 1 tsp of salt (and some sugar & cooled melted butter) in and that has never killed my yeast. I'm not saying you were saying that should kill my yeast, I'm just clarifying from my original comment.

[@A1nsL3Y]

Tyler: Knows exactly what he's doing, makes it look good, but loses anyway. Mark: Sometimes knows what he's doing, makes it the *Markiplier way* and generally wins. *And then there's Ethan.* Edit: Aww! You guys are the best!!! Edit yedit agedit: Aww! Seriously, I appreciate all the love💜

[@humanimalhedgehog123]

This does not apply to this video.

[@njinlover]

Ethan is just cute

[@erindunbar9876]

**mixes with scissors**

[@rosehellsing8992]

@@njinlover yes he is 😍❤️👌

[@ari_montz22]

Cause ethan is an awkward child not knowing what to do and is just straight up awkward

[@bottlegaming6726]

7:32 Tyler: Why are you still over there? Ethan *Annoyed* : Why are you over-minding your Business, Betch?!?

[@casualdylan5029]

Ethan killed me so many times.

[@tray3469]

I am watching it over and over and over again it’s the best part

[@metamirby7074]

Ethan is pure savage.

[@MersonCat]

That's my favorite part

[@scp-securecontainprotect7049]

Ethan is lord Jordan b pretzen

[@insidiousvim2679]

14:09 Mark: So we roll them all out Ethan: *makes a ball*

[@thevoidanswerswithjazz2215]

@LaKayla Lambert Rolled out-ness Ethan "Is this a BALL?"

[@Shorteagle]

Pretzel bots, roll out!

[@michaelspears5121]

"...Can you hear me?" "I can't see." "Okay, he can't hear me." Ethan is an absolute gem.

[@kiwifit620]

Must protect.

[@graciegettis4156]

Mark: YOU CLOSE? *SLAM* YOU CLOSE? I feel bad for Amy

[@darlenebuck541]

hate to see what he's like in the bedroom

[@musically-in-love6039]

Hey I mean if she’s into it then lucky her

[@Breadsticks4all]

When does he say you close?

[@stickysocks6369]

@@Breadsticks4all 7:49 and 12:34

[@sur_anon8592]

Riperoni Ames

[@henlofrendo]

*ethan looks at mark* Ethan:... Mark:” can you hear me?” Ethan:” I can’t see.” Mark:” okay he can’t hear me”

[@RubleBubble]

Ethan: I cant hear you without my glasses

[@ronisawyer5371]

@@RubleBubble I, as a person with glasses, can confirm that I cannot hear in the morning until I put my glasses on my face.

[@unknownwonknu2363]

IM BLIND I CANT HEAR IM DEAF I CANT SEE The struggle is real honestly

[@egcart4957]

Henlo Friend this is what you hear when your friends are high as fuck

[@trailer-trash-trans-boi5363]

@@unknownwonknu2363 Helen Keller in the chat bois

[@virgil10]

I swear every time I pull an all nighter i somehow end up back to watching this videa

[@Leafix_]

This is so unrelated but.. Sandersides reference!?! (Your username)

[@virgil10]

@@Leafix_ When I came out as non-binary I was still really feminine presenting, so I chose one of my favorite male names and ended up being an accidental Sanders sides reference! Pretty good mistake on my part tho lol

[@Leafix_]

@@virgil10 I think its a really unique name !!! Also another they/them silly !! Love ya Virgil, hope you have a nice rest of your day

[@shadow_leaf7965]

That is exactly how I ended up back here😂

[@shadow_leaf7965]

​@@Leafix_fellow trans people! Hello!

[@lillieshippy]

No one: Mark’s shirt: *_EAT_*

[@theguyyousawinadreamin2007]

||-/ uwu

[@cripplynipplily]

Make that a meme

[@daddy7321]

Lillie Shippy ||-//

[@kodiwahendesu3599]

||-//

[@thottydanniiyeehaaw7724]

ll-/