Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Hope your day is filled with as much love and kindness as was stuffed into this thoughtful gift from Sour Patch!
@STARDUSTAMALGAMATION4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier woohooo!
@leosydlik22784 жыл бұрын
Markiplier- Happy Valentines Day to you as well!!!
@acewarrior55k384 жыл бұрын
to you too mark! This was very funny 😂
@Gobstopper36644 жыл бұрын
I feel bad that you had to go through that😅😅happy valentine's day
@whymethough37364 жыл бұрын
happy heart day
@KariahBengalii4 жыл бұрын
This is simultaneously the worst and the best brand deal I've ever seen.
@_.Infinity._4 жыл бұрын
Yep he got jacksepticeye shoes.
@daisies4dae4 жыл бұрын
but it's not a brand deal though 😂😂
@lizfowle24734 жыл бұрын
Yeah like I want to be mad since they expect you to like spout their brand and not get anything for it but sour patch kids are sooooo good and vegetarian friendly :)
@lizfowle24734 жыл бұрын
TheSportsGuru yeah but I eat unhealthy stuff all the time so I’d be happy XD but yes also part of me says no bad don’t give us unhealthy stuff XD
@huntershilley16484 жыл бұрын
well that makes 2 of us
@daniellemurnett25344 жыл бұрын
"Mark calls out Sour Patch for their terrible PR for 11 minutes straight ft. Tactical shovel"
@cruelscorcher85164 жыл бұрын
Enabled by Amy
@MISTERALPHAX4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, oddly want to buy some sour patch candy. Be right back......
@todatchi15504 жыл бұрын
@@MISTERALPHAX you get it?
@MISTERALPHAX4 жыл бұрын
Came back from buying some candy
@todatchi15504 жыл бұрын
@@MISTERALPHAX can... can I have some?
@FJ_Beaujangles4 жыл бұрын
I love how since he wasn't legally paid to endorse this product he is entirely allowed to shit talk them like this.
@petermacgregor6914 жыл бұрын
plasticSaturnia they deserve it for basically sending him an obligation with zero benefits
@larissacevans4 жыл бұрын
the only time he'll be able to, if they do extend an offer. smart lad!
@RandomAng3l4 жыл бұрын
Freedom of Speech
@Dr.HooWho4 жыл бұрын
@Dana I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ lol why the face XD
@_korbo_4 жыл бұрын
@@petermacgregor691 I get the bit of the video, but he literally had zero obligations, with the benefit of free candy and tacky shoes.
@annagero82063 жыл бұрын
Mark crouching on a table in ugly neon shoes and insulting sour patch while eating citric acid is peak youtube
@DOCTORWHIMSY2 жыл бұрын
that
@Neko.0912 жыл бұрын
That
@Et3rnalBl1ss2 жыл бұрын
that
@average_dude32802 жыл бұрын
that
@makitaki40192 жыл бұрын
that
@spencerpeterson83614 жыл бұрын
“If they didn’t intend for me to open this via shovel, then they weren’t watching my videos properly.” That’s what you call foreshadowing
@breannaclark40704 жыл бұрын
Spencer Peterson yep
@lilchauce4 жыл бұрын
More like fore-shovelling.
@flimsycrop23054 жыл бұрын
English teachers approves
@mantisgaming4 жыл бұрын
Damn it! Don't bring english class into real life!
@ALEXGIBSONCMG4 жыл бұрын
Listen properly
@willow72824 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Mark disses Sour Patch for a whole 11 minutes.
@brandonwilliams74644 жыл бұрын
To be honest, it wasn't very 'personalized'
@puffs51764 жыл бұрын
nostalgia princess I mean they did give him neon green shoes instead of his favorite color😂
@sorrenzz36104 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaprincess I guess it's because they don't sponser mark
@joshuagumbs50464 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiaprincess Either he's being sarcastic for comedy, or he wasn't really a fan of Sour Patch to begin with...
@sewkorduroy6684 жыл бұрын
it was kinda insulting. the package was so generalized... feelsbadman
@starcrossreverie4 жыл бұрын
He calls himself the Sour Patch Kids review channel, yet he didn’t even taste the shoes!
@Leviathis_Krade4 жыл бұрын
Oh you call yourself a Reviewer tell us your best REEEE
@battlebeast80204 жыл бұрын
I shall REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@mellowlemons224 жыл бұрын
shameful
@Kineticboy2K14 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping the shoes would be made of Sour Patch Kids. Alas
@jerrylee60444 жыл бұрын
@@Kineticboy2K1 i was hoping the sour patch kids were made of shoes. shameful
@rabalex93723 жыл бұрын
I believe that the Sour Patch Kids company did do their research, and purposely made it everything Mark wouldn't want.
@cassandrahouse70382 жыл бұрын
Yyyyyup
@CHROMAKOPIALOVER2 жыл бұрын
its simplely ''marks crack''
@RyanSoltani2 жыл бұрын
This is what I believe
@AlyssMa7rin2 жыл бұрын
They're not 'Sweet Patch Kids'! They wanna leave a Sour taste in his mouth!
@funnyrockangry Жыл бұрын
@@AlyssMa7rin good one lol
@rosalieangevine8664 жыл бұрын
Mark: let me get this straight, you sent me a brand deal... _without the pay_ ... Spk HQ: _Uh oh..._
@RDSArcade4 жыл бұрын
There was no contract involved. It's merely for PR reasons.
@madisonmallman4 жыл бұрын
Rosalie Angevine I don’t think they realized who they were sending to
@chokalocpurple92434 жыл бұрын
@@RDSArcade the yolk was ruined by you
@RDSArcade4 жыл бұрын
@@madisonmallman Apparently not.
@RDSArcade4 жыл бұрын
@@chokalocpurple9243 I didn't see any eggs in the video.
@larkandmallow4 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at “enabled you. The word you’re looking for is enabled” Amy is a treasure.
@josephjoe10754 жыл бұрын
Amy is "The" treasure
@thenthson4 жыл бұрын
I am the 1k like.
@chopstick90024 жыл бұрын
@@thenthson I am a like
@GabrielleTollerson4 жыл бұрын
she is!
@GabrielleTollerson4 жыл бұрын
@@josephjoe1075 yess
@joemomma48264 жыл бұрын
Sour Patch *himself* is that dad who hasn't connected with his kid but is trying his best on short notice and Mark is that kid who says "You'll never understand me."
@destinyyoung73474 жыл бұрын
So... emo? Yeah.
@ShaydeDragon124 жыл бұрын
I feel like Sour Patch is more like that dad that *says* he wants to connect with his kid, but then only puts in a token effort into doing so, just going off what random stuff he heard around the office and deciding "yep! Good enough" without actually really spending time with his kid.
@aid6n4 жыл бұрын
@@ShaydeDragon12 damn this is getting dark
@Altoryu4 жыл бұрын
@@ShaydeDragon12 Sounds about right. All those videos where he said what flavor is his fave and his channel colour theme being obvious and they got both wrong.
@hellothere-sf1gl4 жыл бұрын
What is This,total drama island?
@mooony223 жыл бұрын
Still can't get over the fact that Dylan who practically was a walking commercial for sour patch kids just got a box in 2021 and literally it was a plain brown box, with three things. I'm dying everyone is literally roasting sour patch kids.
@cindynootfound33453 жыл бұрын
Right, Dylan was so upset 😂
@syra15413 жыл бұрын
I KNOWWWW
@Lincthesmoker3 жыл бұрын
whos dylan
@mooony223 жыл бұрын
@@Lincthesmoker a youtuber, his channel is Dylan is in trouble, pretty much movie commentary
@lostchild41523 жыл бұрын
I just came here from that video but yeah he just got 5pounds of sour patch kids all in blue. some socks,cap/hat whatever you call them and a sweatshirt or sumn 😒
@cybergnoll57844 жыл бұрын
To sum up this whole video. Mark: My disappointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.
@castlemaid4 жыл бұрын
exactly
@bbibbi.1434 жыл бұрын
There are exactly 800 likes on this comment. I can officially die happy now.
@someshittycommenter27214 жыл бұрын
You mean 911
@daniellomas30034 жыл бұрын
yo yo yo thats mi boi reviebruh's line
@untitledpixelcat4 жыл бұрын
You mean 2.1k
@doinkaltexe73994 жыл бұрын
Sourpatch kids: expects Mark to be excited and inclined Actually Mark: *about to throw hands at Sourpatch 2 seconds into the video* (Edit: I fully understand Mark has the right to be mad or upset, This comment is basically about sour patch kids messing up so bad)
@BobHatesYoutube4 жыл бұрын
I'm with Markimoo on this one... They could have just sent him the thing. Rather than trying the cutsie "first their sour then their sweet" route they went with.
@chachifox014 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even pay him for the add
@chefbigdog34044 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp
@francesjordan15404 жыл бұрын
Can't say I blame him. The box looks like it was made for Jackaboy. If they'd even watched his sour patch videos they'd have known his favorite flavor and the shoe color was just insulting.
@maizeandblue51024 жыл бұрын
@@francesjordan1540 The fact that his super special "Markiplier's mix" was just leftover red and green Christmas mix from this past holiday season that has gone stale adds even more insult to injury. Literally nothing besides the name "Markiplier's mix" is special, or made specifically for Mark. Yet, they expected him to give them positive exposure without even paying the man, or at the very least giving him a REAL personalized Sour Patch package that was actually made specifically for Mark? They didn't even put his name in the letter!!! Nah. See ya, Mr. Patch!
@zarthiarose2214 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: *Markipkier roasting Mr. Patch for almost 12 minutes while Amy watched in amusement*
@hairypickles6474 жыл бұрын
Like #700 congrats
@thetruecookie90784 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a pornhub title
@ruiz0528774 жыл бұрын
SlytherinRose keu
@clearconfusion41152 жыл бұрын
The fact that the shoes only come in TWO COLORS and mark got the only one he didn’t want will forever be my favorite part of this video
@H.K.S4262 жыл бұрын
min is the whole part were he "Improves" the sower patch recipe
@zapatazero1401 Жыл бұрын
It’s even his (unofficial?) channel color lol
@chrisbrecheisen37154 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: "Mark brings down an entire candy franchise with one review!" The next box they send, after their empire is in ruins, will be nothing but the red shoes filled with blue Sour Patch Kids, along with an apology note soaked with the tears of SPK's executives.
@zaidizainal24954 жыл бұрын
They DO know what Mark likes. And they just send what Mark didn't like just to mess with him and it's all about fun advertisements.
@pugionemuwu73894 жыл бұрын
How the hell does this not have 20k + likes yet😹 This actually made me audibly laugh
@suemccashland4 жыл бұрын
and also a straight bag of their sour powder crystals mix. just that, for a topping
@NinjaMatt22014 жыл бұрын
Nah, this video will boost their sales anyway.
@SoularSlothesk4 жыл бұрын
FIRST THEY'RE SOUR THEN THEY'RE SWEET
@t_t92694 жыл бұрын
Amy: The voice of reason Mark: The one who ignores everything the voice of reason says
@JaysaFizzle4 жыл бұрын
Angel Tirta basically Plankton and Karen
@davidremilio89464 жыл бұрын
CalliePawFilms dude your right lmao
@themaninyourcabinet84384 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Krensharpaw4 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP NURSE!
@brinonymousredacted38094 жыл бұрын
Who’s gunna tell him, that “markipliers mix” is a reused Christmas mix
@SummerMIKO4 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment that but thanks for doing it for me.
@lawrencegates99404 жыл бұрын
das a good point XD.
@Wheatcamp4 жыл бұрын
brinonymous Redacted F
@Smokecall4 жыл бұрын
Dude is on point
@misaliagarcia67794 жыл бұрын
He probably won't even notice me if I tell him
@themoonchild73023 жыл бұрын
I love how they call it markiplier’s mix when it contains no blue at ALL, contains two flavors he does NOT like and is the Christmas mix-
@ISM_77672 жыл бұрын
not to mention the shoes are also not in his favorite color which was obvious
@jacklyn_holmse7892 жыл бұрын
Or they like septiplier, green for Jack and red for Mark. Idk
@I_Eat_Lemons2 жыл бұрын
@@jacklyn_holmse789 Okay, that's where I'm gonna stop you. Mark and Sean do NOT like this kind of thing.
@jacklyn_holmse7892 жыл бұрын
@@I_Eat_Lemons My only intention is to make a reference to a crazy internet thing. Honestly, I don't like it either since they're real people. Same thing goes for Tythan too. I don't get it and yep, makes them really uncomfortable too. It was just an easy joke to make.
@Hibernial4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: My name’s not even on this letter. Next door neighbor: Where’s my special made order for bright green shoes. I need them to blind my neighbor’s eyes.
@brittondallape56624 жыл бұрын
Hibernial i have Exhaled air out of my nose due to your comment on a video
@thomasjcg70864 жыл бұрын
Is it the same neighbor who saw Markiplier eating omelets with a gag?
@raijina11394 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hibamk6114 жыл бұрын
@@thomasjcg7086 wasn't that the mailman?
@pedrostormrage4 жыл бұрын
His name was on the box, though (at 4:47). They don't know his tastes, but at least they know he exists :P
@BakaStryx24 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is an unpaid yet full-blown promotion (along with Mark’s extreme amount of salt) makes this video all the more hilarious
@PixelatedH2O4 жыл бұрын
It was a promotion he didn't have to do. Still he did it just to be salty.
@bsodcat4 жыл бұрын
BakaStryx its sour not salt
@I.WeepforSleep4 жыл бұрын
Think someone in the sour patch company is going to get fired for not enough extensive research
@shawnymac68704 жыл бұрын
You think this is unpaid? Moron
@shadymerchant78884 жыл бұрын
Feel like there could have been more sourcasm
@LunetteFox4 жыл бұрын
I am really hoping Sour Patch lives up to their name and sends a follow up gift that is full of laceless red shoes, a couple pounds of blue flavored candy, and a sponsorship contract. First they're sour, then they're sweet; live up to your name please
@VincenteSteele4 жыл бұрын
A most reasonable idea.
@nyancatpoptart54414 жыл бұрын
thats probs not gonna happen. Sour Patch kids seem to be tweeting like kids about this on twitter. and they are not sweet tweets at all.
@jcarp41184 жыл бұрын
DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO EPIC THO LIKE WTHH?!?!
@blokvader82834 жыл бұрын
Dont forget bags of citric acid.
@SarahDaWolfYT4 жыл бұрын
YES
@tylerblack39622 жыл бұрын
Damn, giving Mark green shoes instead of red ones, i cant tell if thats strangely passive aggressive or just an extreme oversight, either way it’s still pretty funny
@THE_DRUNKARD5032 жыл бұрын
I agree
@salmonking94352 жыл бұрын
In a video he does say his favorite color is green, it's more recent though
@Naokarma2 жыл бұрын
@@salmonking9435 Doesn't change the fact that they're highlighter-green shoes when his channel is all Red (or Pink) themed, and he likes the blue candies the best. They actively avoided getting anything he'd like, it feels.
@BrodyRance Жыл бұрын
@@Naokarma those aren’t custom for him those shoes are just Steph Curry’s sour patch color way. They’re basketball shoes they aren’t supposed to look like normal shoes
@Naokarma Жыл бұрын
@@BrodyRance I think you missed the point of the comment, lol. The fact is that if they were gonna pick a color, they could easily pick a color that relates to the channel better. The cost of a red shoe is no more expensive than the cost of a green shoe.
@grip39394 жыл бұрын
MARKIPLIER complains : "This lacks on the sour department." Then he literally eats citric acid as snack. Well played
@squadofsquidstv70774 жыл бұрын
Malic acid would have been even better (that’s what is in candies like warheads)
@funtimenightmare8404 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boozywink31074 жыл бұрын
He was literally dieing as he ate the acid and I couldn’t breathe from laughing
@grip39394 жыл бұрын
Im starting to wonder if he got tongue or worst brain damage from all that sourness.
@funtimenightmare8404 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Maxwellish4 жыл бұрын
“why is it red and green?” sourpatch who reused the Christmas mix for the Markiplier’s mix: 👀👀
@VariableOne4 жыл бұрын
Not a septiplier throw back?
@arcticanimations36444 жыл бұрын
@@VariableOne NO-
@suned31284 жыл бұрын
Scoots On High Stop. Now.
@paulmio38554 жыл бұрын
IS NOT CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JavierFernandez014 жыл бұрын
Leftovers
@yong-jinlee7564 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
@Piemur14 жыл бұрын
You could say that the Sour Patch Company..."sour'ed" Mark's disposition to them?
@hilarioussharkj4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@partialbullet22154 жыл бұрын
Man, he sounds like someone who writes poetry
@Worstthingiseen4 жыл бұрын
reviewbrah huh
@krynoss3 жыл бұрын
"Never really killed a vampire before" Me after watching his Resident Evil 8 videos: now you have
@jigokunohi65383 жыл бұрын
Naw they killed themselves after they heard the “pls sit on me”
@CakeEqualsLie14 жыл бұрын
the fact they make red versions and didn’t send those specifically is actually insulting lmao
@Bbuilt1244 жыл бұрын
@Jelly mark litterally said that red was his favorite XD
@charliedotwave16254 жыл бұрын
Zac Bradford re-read the comment
@lemonadewithstrawberries4 жыл бұрын
They didn't even send him his favourite flavour which might be more insulting
@Ballin_Benny02134 жыл бұрын
It symbolizes relationship with Jack A Boi
@NWolfsson4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Mark is known as a base line as "Red PewDiePie", and dyed his hair red and blue, the latter for a shorter time, but still... They managed to send green stuff where a red and/or blue alternative was available. If the "Oh hey, BTW, this is PR, you have to say we're SO nice" letter wasn't enough, he'd totally be legitimate to be salted x)
@FallOutWookie4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t get an all-blue mix labeled “Markiplier’s Mix From Mr. Sourpatch” Then they’re doing it wrong
@jasminepuente9754 жыл бұрын
What if they made a Darkiplier mix
@autophilic_noctiphany4 жыл бұрын
@@jasminepuente975 red and blue???
@Wh1teNoise6164 жыл бұрын
@@autophilic_noctiphany no black they just dye it black and add A TON more sour to it. Like 2 TONS of it.
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
"Hey, some youtube man named Mark Iplier is mentioning us a lot." -"He big?" "Pretty big." -"Kay. Slap his name on a box and put two random colors of candy together and mail it to him." "Done and done."
@jasminepuente9754 жыл бұрын
@@Wh1teNoise616 yea I was going to say black as well
Mark: tries to rip open bag with his teeth Also Mark: has a tactical shovel sitting right in front of him
@cocohater824 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Bennett but at the same time tactically opened it with pure and utter grace.
@Bannith4 жыл бұрын
All I know is I now need a new shovel
@jameswitch15134 жыл бұрын
Might just be me but wasn't there a knife inside the handle of the tactical shovel?
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec47874 жыл бұрын
He had to make sure the packaging wasn’t flavored
@MissMusicQueen1014 жыл бұрын
Ok glad i wasnt alone
@kgkgkgkgkkggkgkgkkg4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: *literally sobbing* Markiplier: ThaT’s tHe GoOd StUfF
@leonanorris99224 жыл бұрын
He gets it. He gets the good shit.
@lukeberg1853 жыл бұрын
ha lol funny
@shaandangi99223 жыл бұрын
Pass me some
@hopey59644 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Puts on shoes. Shoes: *Curse of binding*
@chrisfoundz52864 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Pope_Neuro4 жыл бұрын
This made me spit out my drink
@potatoo49054 жыл бұрын
Don't worry all he has to do is die and it will come off! (Oh, wait......... MARK DONT DO IT!!!!!)
@untouchablequeen07204 жыл бұрын
I’m crying this made me laugh so hard😂😂he couldn’t even look at them💚
@tillyboom4 жыл бұрын
I like it! I put "LIKE"! ... And yet, guys who like "survival" - come on in! I will be glad to see you! :)
@redd5733 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
@jacobmaunder43803 жыл бұрын
Grow a moustache
@Elbowtoucher3 жыл бұрын
Si
@crinklefry60833 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Aurelio_39063 жыл бұрын
Oh stfu and eat your sour patch kids
@g3ck0933 жыл бұрын
@@Aurelio_3906 ..the comment is a refrence
@angelofthedead55894 жыл бұрын
This is the most PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ad I’ve ever seen 😂
@eclecticemma4 жыл бұрын
MerpDaDerp830 minus the passive part lol
@thatcrystalpie4 жыл бұрын
This is only aggressive
@pizzatime74334 жыл бұрын
Same
@cosmickoffee4 жыл бұрын
I love how I can't tell who's more salty and passive aggressive, Mark or the entire Sour Patch company
@NNonsense4 жыл бұрын
i don't think either is very salty, just sour
@ethanwhite86074 жыл бұрын
And thus began the 2nd american Civil War between the sides of Markiplier and Mr. Sour Patch
@ArcaneEclipse4 жыл бұрын
Sour patch is like that aunt who comes to Christmas every 5 years and still thinks they’re in touch with your sense of taste and style
@cyclone82004 жыл бұрын
LOL
@bouncy3724 жыл бұрын
I like sour patch
@c.walters12704 жыл бұрын
Party Petusum and youre the aunts husband
@bouncy3724 жыл бұрын
Sorry, i only date sour patches
@HunterTag Жыл бұрын
I like how Mark referred to "Mister Patch" like a Bond villain would
@l1messss4 жыл бұрын
Next Unus Annus video: “Eating two pounds of Sour Patch Kids”
@minecraftegg36074 жыл бұрын
Layered with all the citric acid they have left
@afairlyweirdpersononline4 жыл бұрын
Eating them on fire as well..?
@Skystrike704 жыл бұрын
Soaked in vodka while on fire
@Dio_Brando2904 жыл бұрын
Eating sugar free harbo gummy bears
@meatsyrup.4 жыл бұрын
Him: says he did some secretive stuff with a shovel. Unus annus fans: he dug a hole for ethan to bungee jump. And hit a gas pipe.
@wolfchick83874 жыл бұрын
🎶 He dug a grave in the night then one last cigarette... he lit a match then his whole house went up in flames instead 🎶
@larissacevans4 жыл бұрын
ONE OF MY FAVE YET!
@drewbles224 жыл бұрын
if you're a fan, can't you spell the name right? "unna annus"??
@hamstermc78074 жыл бұрын
*real* Unnus Annus fans: He dug a hole to bury Ethan's mutilated body after finally snapping
@soulsearcher96204 жыл бұрын
@@drewbles22 Obviously a new initiate to the order, they will learn. Unus Annus brother/sister.
@wolfcommando84673 жыл бұрын
Your therapist: Slav Markiplier can't hurt you, he isn't real. Slav Markiplier: 10:35
@evansakach57384 жыл бұрын
This is like watching a kid open presents he doesn’t want
@raycat93014 жыл бұрын
except the parent didn't care and wanted something in return from the child.
@revenantbacon39374 жыл бұрын
it's not "like" that it IS that.
@devastatorist4 жыл бұрын
Probably cause it's totally what it is lol
@arinleoczko12504 жыл бұрын
"It's an avocado... Thaaanks."
@Casedilla734 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what it is.
@lunarkitsune25524 жыл бұрын
I like how he got upset when they said "A" chosen one Instead of "THE" chosen one
@kelpqueen1594 жыл бұрын
It was one of the many mistake that Mr. Sour Patch made when coming to Mark.
@dashinypunnymarsking4 жыл бұрын
@@kelpqueen159 yeah they should've known they'd have to overfeed Mark's humogus ego 😂
@OfficialAlexSanoko4 жыл бұрын
@@dashinypunnymarsking "humogus".... you're now my favorite person :)
@dashinypunnymarsking4 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialAlexSanoko haha np?
@michaelrowland41254 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch kids
@Woa...4 жыл бұрын
With less swearing
@Quantum_Magnus4 жыл бұрын
Bit green. It’s a bit green in’nit? Yeh, I’ve eaten this, yeh?
@ilovepizza37364 жыл бұрын
The raw is sour
@TheBathypelagicZone3 жыл бұрын
Yea, but then again the markiplier mix is just a reused Christmas mix......
@heatherdrew89 Жыл бұрын
the look you got on your face when you opened the shoe box was absolutly priceless
@connorjancius61934 жыл бұрын
His energy at the beginning was like "sponser me sour patch I love you" and then as soon as he read the letter it was switched to "kneel to me patch of the sour you mean nothing to me"
@46nezumisucks4 жыл бұрын
*patch of the sour*
@rogueintent78424 жыл бұрын
Facts ol
@adrienne52534 жыл бұрын
Sour Patch: Hey man, tell your fans we sent you a gift! Mark: Are you paying me? Sour Patch: Nah.. Mark: This candy is bad and the shoes are horrendous! Sour Patch: f
@ifajhossainriju89804 жыл бұрын
First reply
@senpaikaroo4 жыл бұрын
How did 1.3k people not reply to this!?!?
@ifajhossainriju89804 жыл бұрын
@@senpaikaroo see my reply
@JMScibra4 жыл бұрын
@@ifajhossainriju8980 I think what he meant is how did 1299 people not reply to this.
@senpaikaroo4 жыл бұрын
@@JMScibra Yes
@Dian.o_o4 жыл бұрын
Mark's review is more brutal than any beauty guru reviews I've ever seen.
@dreadfulghoul4 жыл бұрын
Why is it so passive aggressive / bordering on just flat out aggressive??
@benr28004 жыл бұрын
alex hell That’s what I was wondering. This doesn’t look like a review that sour patch would like to see
@kevinj123454 жыл бұрын
@@mytsukey They probably shouldn't have sent anything.
@Spider_aaaahhh4 жыл бұрын
@@dreadfulghoul maybe he's very passionate about sour patches and they sent him a low quality personalized box of sour patches offending him in the process
@silentshade79754 жыл бұрын
@@dreadfulghoul You should watch some sour patch commercials. They play on the whole sour then sweet thing. Mark actually emulated their advertising method well. Not sure he intended to do so but it happened...
@kari.mp43 жыл бұрын
i came here after watching Dylan open his mystery box from sour patch kids and i'm crying that they're both going through the same problems (hard time opening the box, hard time opening the pack of sour patch kids)
@alnimri4 жыл бұрын
_At Sourpatch HQ..._ *Some random employee:* So... what if we send Markiplier the only other option of shoe color that he doesn't like and the two flavors that are just resued christmas edition leftovers? *CEO:* That's a brilliant idea! Write that down! There is no way he would not give a good review! _A few days later..._ *Markiplier:* I am THE SOUR PATCH REVIEW CHANNEL! How could thou disappoint thy God? Thou shall be smitten into oblivion for such heinous crimes committed against me!
@sameri2784 жыл бұрын
* How could thou disappoint thy God? Thou shalt be smitten into oblivion...
@alnimri4 жыл бұрын
@@sameri278 why thank you for the correction kind sir. I wanted to meme the whole "thy, thou, etc." But doing it properly sounds so much better!
@Gldtr394 жыл бұрын
Well... they do start out sour then they’re sweet. Maybe they’ll send him what he wants next... Sour, sweet, gone
@sameri2784 жыл бұрын
@@alnimri Of course, happy to help!
@johannalizardi75534 жыл бұрын
Whomst've
@SektionEi8ht4 жыл бұрын
“Two pounds certainly wasn’t intended to be eaten all by yourself.” *YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER*
@trirulian13674 жыл бұрын
SamValiant DONT DO IT ANAKIN
@thenetherone15974 жыл бұрын
Sour patch kids: "there's too many of them what are we going to do?" Chosen one: ignites sabre
@李新-x9p4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they really underestimated the man
@bryananderson87054 жыл бұрын
Is that a challenge
@lordfawful12294 жыл бұрын
Don't try it!
@NemesisJanus4 жыл бұрын
Mark: is literally assaulted by a citric acid elemental Also Mark: "THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF"
@qwintur3494 жыл бұрын
Citric acid elemental :o BRB gotta write a new adventure.
@subscribetocoryxkenshin15064 жыл бұрын
:)
@tillyboom4 жыл бұрын
I like it! I put "LIKE"! ... And yet, guys who like "survival" - come on in! I will be glad to see you! :)
@matthewdaye54104 жыл бұрын
To be fair. If a citric acid elemental attacked me, id say the same thing
@Bee-if2tc4 жыл бұрын
just A citric acid elemental
@a_dream_i_had_once3 жыл бұрын
I was having a bad day and suddenly I just broke out into laughter and smiles watching Mark be passive aggressive and hilarious for 10 minutes
@annalittle67014 жыл бұрын
"Why is mark on the table?" "He likes to be tall"
@OmniscientWarrior4 жыл бұрын
So he could display the shoes in true Slav fashion.
*BACK AT SOUR PATCH HQ* Mark: 'Whys it red and green?' Mr Patch: 'What?' Mark: 'Honestly, they taste kinda bland.' Mr Patch: 'WHAT?!' Mark: 'These are literally a walking nightmare.' Mr Patch: **SOURNESS INTENSIFIES**
@OliverJames694 жыл бұрын
VeryPidgeon lmao
@2dsimp2254 жыл бұрын
We all know Mark is being sarcastic in this video....I hope.
@tastybaking97144 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahaahahhhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahaha Love this
@Marshall-se9zs4 жыл бұрын
*SOURNESS INTENSIFIES* *ヽ(`⌒´)ノ*
@Imlat3totheparty4 жыл бұрын
Mr patch I need you to calm down and put the gun down Mr patch: I am going to find the employer who gave him green shoes instead of the red ones
@instantlybroken4 жыл бұрын
"It comes in two colors insulting green, and my favorite color red"
@lyndenherstell17664 жыл бұрын
Yes mate we watched the video
@monstermoth12124 жыл бұрын
SEPTIPLYER IS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER
@MercenaryPlaysGames3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "All you gotta do is sprinkle a little Acrissesor Asses in there" Me: *Dying from laughter*
@MeganLynnHostetler4 жыл бұрын
“2 pounds certainly wasn’t meant to be eaten all by yourself” I feel attacked 💀
@GoryRory4 жыл бұрын
A severe underestimation, indeed.
@waywardknighttolan79024 жыл бұрын
@@GoryRory Lol
@l0sts0ul894 жыл бұрын
👀💦
@romansauer48374 жыл бұрын
"My names not even on this letter....." Damn, sour patch kids have fucked up
@netnguyenthi34414 жыл бұрын
James Sauer yeah you are right
@kelcord38444 жыл бұрын
Sour patch kids: he’s gonna love it Markiplier: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
@ChnnlNmHr3 жыл бұрын
1.1k likes and no comments lol
@justhushh3 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@TheRealShinobi3 жыл бұрын
bro make some sense
@mangotail68083 жыл бұрын
Sour patch kids: * Sends Mark boxes of gifts Markiplier: I hope there,s a contract
@sherrysutherland82523 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@darrindesigns98123 жыл бұрын
Finally! A food review that isn’t sucked on and spit on a paper towel. Lol
@myfavsongmingi Жыл бұрын
I feel like licked and then dipped in a small pile of citric acid kinda fits in the same category as sucked on and spit out
@zk-114 жыл бұрын
*Imagine sour patch kids just sends him a singular 50 pound sourpatchchild.*
@ethangoldsmith93324 жыл бұрын
and it was just the salt stuff on the outside
@co5micwaffle7424 жыл бұрын
Opens the box to find a living, breathing child made out of sour patch
4 жыл бұрын
Please.whatever you do do not say sourpatch child ever again or else i will break your boned and turn you into one
@wyattkenney58464 жыл бұрын
i would like this but it’s at 420 likes
@miguelolandesca93424 жыл бұрын
“raise the child”
@ridgyalloy96884 жыл бұрын
They literally gave him green shoes instead of his signature red And green and red sour sweets when his favourite is blue Great way to get Markiplier to hate a company in 11 minutes
@Pomstan4 жыл бұрын
E
@willteas82444 жыл бұрын
First they are sour....... :-0
@TotallyAGoblin4 жыл бұрын
what if thats the point.... they're being sour and then they gonna send him the right stuff to be sweet!?
@ojschunkii4 жыл бұрын
@@TotallyAGoblin I think them sending the gift was the sweet part, but everything being wrong was the sour?
@tacticalgoldfinch89534 жыл бұрын
FlashAlloy I mean the green shoes were a mistake, but asking honestly has he made his favorite color of sour patch public? Maybe I’ve missed vids where he has talked about it.
@pomgrenade98653 жыл бұрын
5:34 that bag falling with markiplier staring at it in silence was so perfect
@lukeogregory4 жыл бұрын
Markiplier in 2020 - *”If they didn’t intend for me to open this by shovel, they haven’t ever watched me”*
@danesimpkins84884 жыл бұрын
Luke Gregory as soon as I saw the title I thought of his shovel
@michaleenog04864 жыл бұрын
I like how Mark just roasted the company of his favorite candy.
@madunicorn58424 жыл бұрын
dude, they're probably never gonna give him any of their stuff, again. HAHAHA XD
@stardustleinnocentimpostor1644 жыл бұрын
@@madunicorn5842 imagine sour patch kids bans Markiplier from buying more of their candy
@madunicorn58424 жыл бұрын
@@stardustleinnocentimpostor164 HAHA! Mark: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
@JoshsTechWorkshop4 жыл бұрын
I'm predicting a second endorsement , after all: "First they're sour, then they're sweet." This was the sour endorsement.
@marcoceja90814 жыл бұрын
Wait that makes sense hopefully that actually happens lol
@bennyboiart77814 жыл бұрын
Big Brain!
@kro92174 жыл бұрын
XD but that's just a theory A GAME THEORY
@kookeh5434 жыл бұрын
Mark is the new Sourpatch kid xD he's all sour in this video then sweet at the VERY end LOL
@praiseit48054 жыл бұрын
dude that would be fucking genius
@lvbboi92 жыл бұрын
5:35 the comedic timing of that bag was flawless.
@justthatnoodle4 жыл бұрын
*insert mark being incredibly passive aggressive towards “mr. patch”*
@spaceorc13974 жыл бұрын
"Mr.Patch. How're the kids?"
@vocalvortexstudios20584 жыл бұрын
And also just normal aggressive
@TheOneWhoGames14 жыл бұрын
this will explain how the kids are doing ok?
@MoonRR_4 жыл бұрын
Just A Noodle, i believe you mean Just *THE* Noodle
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
Mark: *gets brand deal that doesn't even give him any money* Also Mark: *hippity hoppity, where is my property?*
@afairlyweirdpersononline4 жыл бұрын
420 likes that is pretty chill no else like this comment
@joshimpalfreyman65964 жыл бұрын
You're comment memes aren't funny and comment memes are dead that was back in 2019 it's 2020 grow up
@belugaval1444 жыл бұрын
@@joshimpalfreyman6596 well the comment has almost a thousand likes, lets see if you can do better
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@joshimpalfreyman6596 Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@joshimpalfreyman65964 жыл бұрын
@@belugaval144 na it's not like I have over 1k subscribers on my channel comment memes are dead
@taylorlaubs89174 жыл бұрын
the entire vibe of this video was: “ *ive been disappointed before, **_mr. patch_* “
@WhattheAlan2 жыл бұрын
The first time he tried one with the citric acid I laughed so hard and the sound they put over it. It was just so perfect for the faces he pulled. Love your videos mark and congratulations on 33mil!
@VegetaSoup4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a man known for taste" *Also has his own clothing brand*
@Imalittleshaken4 жыл бұрын
Shooting Star 95
@Tronas11114 жыл бұрын
Sionnanful multiple lmao
@martymcfly4ever4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a man known for taste" he says in front of his girlfriend XD
@Ggamergoodson4 жыл бұрын
When your own brand is just a regular black t-shirt
@Methrael4 жыл бұрын
Sour Patch: *Sends Mark a brand deal sized box of Sour Patch kids with a legal letter* Markiplier: "You asked for this" (x5) Sour Patch: *Instant regret*
@asylusrunaway24234 жыл бұрын
"It comes in insulting green and my favorite color... red" Big OOF energy on that one
@_mariqf_3 жыл бұрын
4:05 Mark: I’m the sour patch kids channel Dylan is in trouble: am I a joke to you?
@amyb06213 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@blstard2 жыл бұрын
DUDE I LOVE DYLAN
@cockbiter74684 жыл бұрын
“I have been disappointed before *MR* *PatCh* “ I have never been so intimidated by mark in my life tho.
@confusingzeus89214 жыл бұрын
UwU senpai Chan OwO I hate your name. That is all.
@littletwinstarfav4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his respect video? That’s scared the shit out of me. I could look at the screen because I felt like I was being told off
@cockbiter74684 жыл бұрын
KAYLEE MORRISSEAU yuz
@dotlol1234 жыл бұрын
5:00
@hetecks13854 жыл бұрын
@@confusingzeus8921 what are you Confusus?
@MBGxMBG4 жыл бұрын
I think Jack paid them to do this to you as an attack. There's so much green, it can't be a coincidence.. The fight for the best Cloak representant is still on
@folif4 жыл бұрын
but hey, that's just a theory, a YT theory!
@gaelic_geek57094 жыл бұрын
Well, actually it is just the Christmas Mix, with a new label slapped on it. It's why it's green and red.
@AmberCatFan4 жыл бұрын
Hahahah 😂😂😂😂 If that were true it'd be very funny..😂😂😂
@joerileyofficial4 жыл бұрын
"Surprised the box doesn't say "A" Markipliers Mix" The salt is real
@elizabethpavelka29984 жыл бұрын
Joe Riley you had the chance to use sour but you chose salt
@InMintCondition134 жыл бұрын
Nah, dude. The citric acid is real. XD
@Soulxjoy4 жыл бұрын
The sour is real....ly lacking
@N0NESENCE Жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Markiplier bullies the Sour Patch Company for nearly 12 minutes
@the_doot_slayer43014 жыл бұрын
Sour Patch Kids company: sends a "thoughtful" gift to Mark. Mark: *My disappointment is immeasureable, and my day is ruined*
@jasony254 жыл бұрын
I bet the reasons why he has immeasurable dissatisfaction is because how environmentally unfriendly gift he received.
@banditfox4 жыл бұрын
His face at the end is very “I’m not mad, just disappointed”
@themysticartsbutrealistic40414 жыл бұрын
I love how mark is so visibly disgusted at the shoes he gags.
@LyraPyxisVT4 жыл бұрын
well i mean, that color green doesn't really look good, the red ones do but i wish the green was a little darker like a medium green
@LDaniel_BDuce4 жыл бұрын
midnight cupid even better, Forest green, or blue
@LyraPyxisVT4 жыл бұрын
@@LDaniel_BDuce right, i just think that light green color just looks awful
@littleplague59884 жыл бұрын
They hurt my eyes they're so bright.... Also I'm an insomniac who hasn't slept and anything bright like that hurts my eyes. I can't even look outside at snow right now.... Feels like a mirror that purposely focused lazers directly into my eyeballs
@McGusder4 жыл бұрын
Little Plague YOU HAVE FUCKING SNOW?!?!?!
@chriswalker6782 жыл бұрын
3:08 MARK PULLED A JIM!!!
@brianmcclenahan6174 жыл бұрын
Guys at the PR firm are probably losing their minds seeing this video. "He didn't like any of it? I thought you guys did your research!" "We couldn't watch all his videos in time, sir. He has.... hundreds."
@johnathanhodskins58204 жыл бұрын
“Huh? *whispering assistant* “WHAT DO U MEAN HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS RED?!?!? “
@iwelshminecraftx4 жыл бұрын
_This package_ is what caused *Sourplier* to be born, _in his citric acid driven neon bright shoes..._
@ralphiespaghetti65884 жыл бұрын
Yes
@prismthegoddess4 жыл бұрын
Sourplier markipatch
@FluffyJrPlayzOhhimark4 жыл бұрын
I thought you said septiplier for whatever reason... ;-;
@ChasingDeathbeds4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Sour Patch deserves the drag "Personalized box" was no where near personalized
@rasmusazu4 жыл бұрын
It was still free though.
@iknow13154 жыл бұрын
Well they could've sent him nothing
@tracyblanchard76634 жыл бұрын
They could've also avoided implying that they expected a favorable video with that federal law bit.
@jordann28794 жыл бұрын
Eh, it was a nice gesture. Markiplier didn't actually have to make a video about it. It's a double win for Mark because he got free stuff and also will make money on this video.
@PolarCatsAttack4 жыл бұрын
Hence why "personalized" has quotation marks in the title
@missserenity10903 жыл бұрын
I was brought here after Dylan got his Sour Patch Kids PR package that was also very bad.
@The-Wayseeker4 жыл бұрын
They didn’t even give him the good color shoes They didn’t give him the right sour patch kids They did this man dirty I’m sorry markymoo
@watermelonking2364 жыл бұрын
First they’re sour.
@unclebob16414 жыл бұрын
@@watermelonking236 WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT
@bagelmeister71884 жыл бұрын
Markimoo
@nineplustentwentyone264 жыл бұрын
@@unclebob1641 they are sour but they made Markimoo salty... how does that work-
@unclebob16414 жыл бұрын
@@nineplustentwentyone26 I honestly dont know
@SomethingInTheGround4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he actually gagged at the sight of the shoes kills me.
@leedesfleurs4 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: Markiplier Getting His Heart Broken for 12 Minutes Straight (Valentine's Special)
@ceekay31432 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this after having watched the Del Mondo video. Mark has the same energy about this Sour Patch box as he did about being sent 24 cans of corn. Brilliant madness, as is almost every video he makes.
@piledriver10014 жыл бұрын
it's red and green because they made so many for a "Christmas box" they had a bunch leftover. they just sent you their stock that didn't sell.
@thetamaximum19014 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot, really?
@M0chalatta4 жыл бұрын
Pile 1001 Dang, that’s even more insulting than sending him flavors he didn’t like
@sra61464 жыл бұрын
oh, i thought it was some tipe of septiplier thing to humiliate mark.
@NOAHSTIRED4 жыл бұрын
@@sra6146 imagine if that's actually the reason that they did this?
@matthewcooper42484 жыл бұрын
That's why they were so bland too.
@commanderkenobi79744 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they give mark the red shoes lmao his channel color is literally red
@annakeshish4 жыл бұрын
I honestly wasn't that disappointed until I saw that, how could they not get him red?
@sethbizz7004 жыл бұрын
His favorite color is green
@kimchi50494 жыл бұрын
@@sethbizz700 no it's not LMAO
@nightybreeze4 жыл бұрын
@@sethbizz700 Omg that's what i thought too!!! Apparently the status of his favourite color was changed over time. Who would've thought. xDD
@mr.bamer18954 жыл бұрын
wait i though his color was pink cuz you know the pink mustache
@Ari-tp5fq4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *200 pounds of muscle* Also Mark: can’t open a plastic bag.
@davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын
Gets a fucking trenching tool to open a box.
@johncox30954 жыл бұрын
Nobody can
@gameingstreak10194 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hatusnee2 жыл бұрын
6:49 the honker got me
@vetchable4 жыл бұрын
the fact that they could have sent him red shoes but didnt makes this whole situation funnier
@katharsis84584 жыл бұрын
I love how mark likes to threaten companies into sponsoring him