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[@trinitywhittlef7422]

"Am I better with age, like a fine wine?" "I think so." "I can't drink wine Amy =(" I lost my shit here.

[@Skull-Butterfly]

Who wouldn’t loose their sh%+?

[@yoinkintonic5771]

You must be pretty sick for your bowel to open up

[@mariedelmoche2904]

I was crying 😂

[@ZIPPPR]

trinity whittlef I read this as he said it cause I just randomly scrolled through the comments

[@box_full_of_ink958]

He said it so sadly. "i can't drink wine amy. (╥﹏╥)"

[@tokoyamirey4840]

Mark: *Goes crazy over a bath mat* Me: *Laughing at how wrinkled Mark is in that mat compared to Ethan*

[@SymmetricalOCD]

Same

[@sogesunkun9671]

I honestly thought he would be insulted for that

[@tokoyamirey4840]

@@brittanysantos7723 Lmao, I never even thought about that

[@LmfaorozMinecraft]

@@brittanysantos7723 and their faces getting step on

[@THElarry27]

@@brittanysantos7723 you spelled "best" wrong

[@badeatervlogsandmemes2128]

Markiplier: “I’m being sucked into the ground!” Lixian: *”I think this calls for a tornado.”*

[@GridnetGaming]

upside down tornado

[@ienjoyoranges]

i am this comment's thousandth like

[@badeatervlogsandmemes2128]

@@ienjoyoranges 1K?! Damn! This is my most liked comment!

[@rowangothic]

6:08 Markiplier in 2020: *I'm not a cult leader..* Markiplier in 2022: *I'm finally starting a cult*

[@EAZZEE]

He's basically just saying that if you're gonna knock him off, at least put some effort into it so he's not as disappointed in you

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

Honestly with the actually good stuff like the bathmats, the manufacturers would have been better off approaching Mark about licensing it so they can make it legitimately with permission, and a percentage of profits goes to Mark (or a charity of his choosing). If I were the company behind those mats and was watching this video, that'd be what I'd suggest as a settlement.

[@aeswere]

@@LaMortDeLaMusique If I had to guess, most (or even all of it) was from China, because they give zero shits about copyright/fake things.

[@OfficialMadMan]

He is basically saying he wants to rip the public off as a living ad instead of these people he just wants you money dude not even to donate it

[@OfficialMadMan]

If we wants my respect he will just give his shirts as a consolation to donating for the corona virus

[@OfficialMadMan]

Until then i have unsubscribed

[@deltadroiddd]

Fun fact: the term bootleg comes from people trying to hide illegal items (particularly alcohol) in tall legged boots during the prohibition era!

[@StormBreaker_Chasing]

Holy crap that's pretty cool! I never knew where the term came from, but it makes total sense.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

That's awesome, everytime I hear about the prohibition era it's always so cool. (Well, minus the inequality and such-)

[@alyssayaki]

Omg that is a cool fact!! Thank you, now I gotta spread it!! 💕💕

[@qualia5953]

I knew that. I forgot that. and I believed mark. lol

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

Prohibition*

[@maddog102]

I can just imagine the heart attack Lixian probably had when thats all he heard. I can just see Lixian just listening to the audio of this, while adding his character to the video. Not 100% listening then all he hears is "Im going to sue you out of existence" from Mark and not knowing the context at first then having to relistening to it to make sure he didn't miss hear Mark. Then hearing Mark panic saying "not you Lixian!" and having the best sigh of relief of his life.

[@james1311na]

i think he watched the video before he edited it (that’s what i do before editing) or he heard that and got shocked THEN he did that

[@darthsquid2107]

The "I'm going to sue you out of existence" is apparently the most replayed part of this video. I can see why 🤣

[@Bakugan-V-Edits]

Yep

[@michaelzelaski297]

Markiplier: “My lawyers will be in touch”. Bob: *sighs* “What is it now mark?”

[@Rostof_TheGreat]

Bob would be the best lawyer

[@Insanity6419]

Michael Zelaski I can see and hear that

[@belled395]

Didnt bob actually go to school to be a lawyer?

[@daferrarifan]

oh yeah totally forgot Bob is actually a lawyer

[@navywolf2466]

@belle I believe he was attending, but didn't finish. He's certainly got the brains for it. It's just tough of course

[@itz_blu8496]

"I'm Gonna Sue You Out Of Existence" - Markiplier 2020 Lixian: *Scared confused screaming*

[@kaius1523]

imma make that quote a bootleg tee shirt

[@johnlee48yearsago34]

The replies I’m scared o-o

[@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd]

Aidan Snyder idk, isn’t his name technically trademark now? And plus some of the knockoffs actually look like his merchs so he can win those. Re-selling is different from selling knockoff.

[@lostcause3118]

Aidan Snyder reselling products in that case is not illegal. Stealing a design or artwork directly and profiting off of it IS illegal because that’s is copyright infringement. He is not targeting people that are making their own designs or original work. People buying and reselling Mark’s official merchandise in some views may be morally wrong but not technically illegal. People directly stealing his designs and producing their own merchandise with the designs for profit without any permission is illegal and is not the same as reselling.

[@DiscordMod397]

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer"

[@tyra_p808]

Mark: “If anyone has paused this video during watching it” Me: *pauses video * Also me: *unpauses it * Mark: “A secure strike team is already on route to your house” 🤣💀

[@jetaboysplayz1332]

YOU’VE MADE YOUR MISTAKE

[@dakotasilcox8871]

I only paused it because my dad needed my help with something 😭

[@holysandwiches]

u good? (/j)

[@leahandbacon]

help I saw this, then forgot and got distracted by another video and it has probably been at the very least some months

[@Moonlight-ux5ln]

Imagine pausing right before he said that🤣

[@Zenyx64]

*_"This blows my mind!"_* "I mean I'm still gonna sue you" *_"But this blows my mind!"_*

[@rogerminnick6470]

Somehow I looked at this comment as soon as this quote was said in the video

[@marklincoln9851]

Markiplier: I am not a cult leader Everyone in Unus Annus: sad cult noises

[@elgatodiablo5631]

Unus Annus was a religion thank you

[@Imatanalltimelow]

Memento Mori

[@rynnrandom3226]

Memento Mori

[@fbiagent5616]

Memento Mori

[@aidannatsume9550]

Memento Mori

[@augustible9151]

"People think I'm a cult leader and this..... suggests that's true." "I'm not a cult leader." [Deleted Channel]'s fandom:

[@skriddlehiddles]

It totally was

[@kristopherburns2776]

Your comment has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it for the meme lords

[@augustible9151]

@@kristopherburns2776 gg

[@augustible9151]

WHO FUCKING LIKED IT

[@test-zl3fz]

@@augustible9151 oof bruh moment

[@theimaginationstudio9880]

12:50 Probably a mouse. As someone who does digital art with their finger, (I have no art tablet or pen) you can actually do pretty good stuff with practice (and going over a traditional drawing)

[@StarKoSuru]

Yeah same, i used to do amazing stuff with my finger and Ibis Paint x

[@jd6865]

The term “bootleg” or “bootleggers/legging” comes from the time of the Great Depression. “Bootleggers” were people who would smuggle alcohol. Nowadays, we normalized it as a term for “knock off” or fake.

[@BlackFireDay]

Not the great depression, but the Prohibition. That term was coined because some would smuggle alcohol by hiding flasks along their legs under their pants and in their boots so as not to be caught.

[@96Logan]

Mark at the beginning: "I WILL SUE YOU!" After the bathmat: "I respect you... but I WILL SUE YOU!" At the end: "... Can I sue them?" *Shrugs*

[@4Isaac]

Thank you for typing out this section of the video, it *greatly* adds to the comedic effect

[@urara-chan8464]

Mark: "I'm gonna sue you out of existence." Lixian: *HAVING A STROKE*

[@cyberspark5574]

Lmao

[@luislatinoman7055]

I will never get tired of Mark saying that, honestly.

[@CheshieD]

The brief moment of panic

[@CheshieD]

The brief moment of panic

[@thebrokencr0wn]

“Jesus, you really suck as a knife” Markiplier, 2020

[@RebekahAmberClark]

At "You walk into a church with this, you'll BURST INTO FLAMES" I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard (Oops. Guess that means the strikeforce is on its way to my house now. XD)

[@Vitalis-SPQR]

"I'm not a cult leader." *Unus Annus chants in the background*

[@toriii8970]

Hákon The Viking unus annus unus annus unus annus

[@sykeelend2458]

Unus annus unus annus unus annus

[@juanmanzo4368]

Unus annus unus I am the 169 like annus

[@windexlover4486]

unnus annus Unnus Annus UNNUS ANNUS

[@nickenglehart6469]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@crystalclod1933]

“There’s a disturbance, in the copyright” -Markiplier 2020

[@Shirokuruse]

Oscar MacNeill ikr

[@piperbennett2776]

don't tell amy

[@clownjuice4617]

did he watch stranger things

[@MausOfTheHouse]

-Obi wan markobi

[@remi.u8164]

bruh

[@AFailureInTheWorks]

I'm curious if the people who made the knockoffs watched this and said "oh no"

[@TheShadowzMusic]

dang i want his shirt. like, the one he's wearing. nice color blocking.

[@mabeldaowlx517]

The weird thing is that after Unus Annus gets deleted, the only remnants that will be left of it is the vague mentions of it on Mark and Ethan's channels

[@frederf3227]

And a bath mat manufactured in the year 3020.

[@walp8408]

Gone but not forgotten

[@astralsoul3216]

And also the people that download all of the videos

[@personal_pluto1086]

i'm just laughing because of the probable confusion of anybody who subs after UNUS ANNUS goes away

[@floodhunter2156]

Olivia Gregory when does unnus annus get deleted again?

[@getcrafty8251]

“Am I better with age- like a fine wine?” “I think so.” *“I can’t drink wine Amy.”*

[@Phoebe5448]

Like a fine cheese then.

[@cheeseisgood17]

this is a JoJo reference

[@kayliellard9758]

I like how he’s almost taunting and enjoying the products knowing he’s gone sue them

[@xlivingxdeadgirl]

12:25 i kinda like the hand drawn style, its cute

[@cranda3700]

Mark: Talks to Lixian. Us: *Sees Lixian* Amy: *Sees Mark talking to air and giving air a highfive*

[@seventyseven364]

I’m going to sue you out of existence

[@Vincents__]

OHLORD XD

[@angliquemendozaph9301]

Thats still cute😀

[@runes5407]

You know Lixian doesn't exist outside of Mark's vids, HE DOESNT HAVE A CHANNEL *WHAT DO YOU MEAN* (I am Joking, if I didnt make that obvious)

[@beachgirl201]

Cranda Omg 🤣

[@SomeGuy-xd5fn]

"People may think im a cult leader" Callmekevin: "First time?" Edit: All hail our dear leader Jim pickens

[@chrysalisartcreations1566]

YASSSS

[@FuzzyNya]

Omg yessss!!!! 😂😂

[@shadeparker5922]

Thought the very same thing.

[@ran8801]

TURG TURG TURG

[@chrysalisartcreations1566]

God I love Kevin, I wish he had more subscribers.

[@SquidLordXD]

So after working for a screen printing company for half a year to answer the question on the bath mat it was not screen printing since it has to many colors to be affordable , so the next options are DTG and DTF printing or sublimation. I believe the bath mat was DTG printed onto in order to keep the bath mat functional and looking nice.

[@presofcamelot]

3:47 "High 5! Pow!" **Inhale** *"I'm gonna sue you out of Existence"* Lixian: -PANIK "Not you Lixian! Sorry!"

[@beebee-kz4nr]

mark acting like amy didn’t just buy him a septiplier gay pride necklace of a cross

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

bee bee oh my. “Those” days (I never shipped them I just remember when people did)

[@xXHinatababezXx]

@@rylee_dads_bestie69 I don't know what you mean "remember when", people still do even with both of them having girlfriends

[@myriahkeays3846]

Shaina Rhoades yeah but it’s way way less prominent, aggressive, and uncomfy

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

Shaina Rhoades I just meant that I remember when people did that because I stopped watching mark and Sean quite a while ago and just back to watching them

[@phoenixcryptid3922]

I used to ship them when I was like 12, now I look back and cringe

[@PeerlessCucumberPiercingTheSky]

Hey, I know this will likely be buried in the comments but I am the person who did the Unus Annus sweatshirt. I did the art as a Drawception prompt and someone stole the design and put it on a shirt. My username on Drawception is I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling). I just don't want anyone to think that the design was made to cheat out charity. And for the record, It took 5 mins and 27 seconds to draw! I'm glad at least that Amy liked the design! Edit: Just to be clear! I DID NOT MAKE THE SWEATSHIRT! The 'design' on the shirt, the actual drawing was drawn by me. I know how long it took exactly because the website that I drew it on counts how long you draw. I had no part in marketing/selling the sweatshirt! I never intended for the drawing to be used for profit and the drawing itself was stolen to make the sweatshirt!! I can understand how the original wording would be confusing but again to be clear I did not SELL the design.

[@toaster884]

guys! like this comment so mark can see this. ❤ i'm so sorry this happened to you. :(

[@tinysatansierra9318]

That’s terrible .... holy shit this needs to be seen

[@nelissaortiz5405]

I really liked it. Very well done for a 5 min draw

[@ewitssierra]

I really liked your design, wish it was official March so I could have it. Good drawing ❤️

[@meowthchu7307]

wow that sucks im sorry.

[@astronomical926]

"Does that cross not have a clasp on it?" _"Use the cross as a KNIFE, you say...?"_

[@StenchSniffer]

When you say it looks like a wanted poster, it gives “you are not alone” a whole new meaning.

[@discogoblin]

FUN FACT: The term “bootleg” comes from the prohibition era in the 1920’s, where people would hide alcohol in their boots to sell

[@myr7663]

Wow thx bro for that fun fact, been curious abt it

[@discogoblin]

@@myr7663 hell yeah - spread the knowledge, yo ✨

[@geoffrey6000]

"Here, want some foot cheese rum? I swear you won't notice the taste, i've only been sloshing around in these here boots for 2 days!"

[@bobboby1499]

Interesting

[@bobboby1499]

Thank you

[@space_1073]

"people might think I'm a cult leader" If Mark was a cult leader he would have regular meetings where he cries and repeatedly thanks everyone for being there and explains how proud of the community he is.

[@direpheonix5688]

true

[@matthewboyd8689]

Wait a second.. So Mark is like church?

[@UnusAnnusO]

Daniel Serdy his cult is basically unus annus

[@QixTheDS]

Matthew Boyd not quite. He wouldn’t preach about contradictory material

[@wallowsmusic_]

yes

[@mythplatypuspwned]

"This blows my mind! I'm still gonna sue you, but this blows my mind!" LMAO XD

[@torisisk5252]

The new shirt phrase idea “no need to look both ways when you got rizz.”

[@nanarose3263]

I like that the stickers say “while I’m watching THE Markiplier”

[@PlatinumSkull]

Definitely was originally “the tv”

[@ScarletCandlelight]

Right was surprised he said nothing on that. Im calling him "THE Markiplier" now

[@Hunt4Yoshi]

how dare you upset my OCD

[@Darksnowman1]

I guess no one is concerned that Markiplier is giving his charity funds to W.H.O.? The organization that's been caught being bribed by China and has ignored/lied about Boomer Remover? It's corrupt, all over the news and is part of the reason why people have died to Boomer Remover. I would've thought Markiplier put more thought and research into the charities he supports. It's basically as oblivious as supporting PETA. It also looks like whatever comment i reply to with this has been taken down. I believe it's either youtube (most likely) or markiplier(staff?moderators?). KZbin is not innocent in the Boomer Remover problems. They have been actively censoring things spoken against W.H.O. or Boomer Remover, because KZbin is corrupt as well and takes money from places like China and others who do not have our best interests at heart. It could also easily be a problem for Markiplier if it becomes public that he supported W.H.O., as it could be seen as a political stance for China. So if you wouldn't want Mark to be potentially blasted or at the center of a controversy, we should all try and let him know. (Edited to try and get around KZbin's censors)

[@coldbean7383]

Darksnowman1 just shut up and let mark live

[@carnivorouspanda4018]

Markiplier: *makes millions* Also Markiplier: “I don’t have a bathmat I’m just using a towel”

[@madkirk7431]

he may be rich but he isn't a richass showoff

[@Realitysucksalot]

A "richass" show off who owns a bath mat ? So much showing off I guess.

[@Ben-sk5vp]

@@madkirk7431 you can get a bathmat at ikea for like 10 bucks

[@User-xl8ke]

@@Ben-sk5vp that's Ikea bathmat though

[@skylerthompson8046]

An Ikea bathmat IS a towel

[@Breedablepankake]

I’m watching this 2 years from when it was posted and I can’t believe it’s been 2 years with COVID I remember crying when I saw the live stream I felt like something had been stolen from me I used those videos as a form of therapy and self-care when I was at my lowest honestly just thank you I guess if they didn’t end it I don’t think I’d would’ve ever look for help ❤

[@ashpetoral]

mark: asks what bootleg is also mark: immediately answers his own question

[@BlackFireDay]

That's called a rhetorical question.

[@nachonathan8334]

Mark: “I’m not a cult leader.” Me: *Remembers Unus Annus* Mark: “If you don’t know what Unus Annus is, you only have some much time to join.” Me: “Now that definitely sounds like a cult.”

[@lux0rd01]

Unus annus is 100% a cult and I'm happy to join it

[@hjonccers783]

*cult music intensifies*

[@vanessamorales5851]

yeah hes not the leader

[@BoB-Is-Epic]

It's not a cult it's a society of big brain memers and I'll have you respec it >:)

[@hitthere7722]

@@BoB-Is-Epic meme cult meme cult

[@meahlittle551]

Now that I’m watching this after Unus annus ended I’m realizing that the sweater Mark is wearing looks awfully similar to the drilldo

[@soberingfamily704]

....omg

[@TheElkMaidenn]

Well now I cant unsee it

[@brennajanes2301]

Yeah...

[@icarussbungeecord7779]

DRILDO SWEATER DRILDO SWEATER

[@ally-gz5kd]

u right

[@Nincotic]

I love tiny will smith in the background so much

[@ca593]

5:52- "warning do not disturb while I'm watching THE markiplier"

[@hannahraves]

mark: owns a tesla. also mark: literally doesn’t own a bath mat

[@justocelott]

He owns 5 ovens though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ArchNovae]

@@justocelott true

[@ThomasTubeHD]

ร๏ɭเ๔ รภคкє he said in his poly bridge video he doesn’t have 5 ovens anymore

[@Olivia-iv7xj]

Nor as a youtuber own a tripod for his phone

[@BramLastname]

I own neither...

[@bexail3089]

Amy: “ it’s a bath mat” Mark: “ I thought it was a door mat” Me: “ I thought it was a mouse pad”

[@Vicky-tx3hi]

So did I! Its like I didn't even notice the size of it at first.

[@Pinonyan]

Who uses a mousepad of that Size😂... btw( I would)

[@Vicky-tx3hi]

@@Pinonyan that's what I thought afterwords! It just legit took a couple of seconds before by brain said _"oh, so not a mousepad"_

[@arsongamer1510]

It really could be a mouse pad, there isnt one like that, so if you love unus annus that much, go right ahead

[@_1cupofjojo179]

...ho-how?

[@meemmahn2856]

as far as I know, the term bootlegging came from the prohibition era. it was used when illegal alcohol was made, transported, and sold.

[@ablasta]

3:08 THE WAY HE SAID TOUCH LMAO

[@soum2111]

TOuCh

[@inkstock]

appareantly the unus annus one wasnt made on a phone, it was made in a game called Drawception, (where you either get a caption and have 10 minutes to draw it, or you get a drawing and have 10 minutes to caption it) and then was stolen and put as merch. the artist's name is Elfling or as their username on drawception goes: "I HAVE NO NAME (Elfling)" . i can send the link to the original drawing, but im afraid my comment wont show up as a result.

[@revnl17]

Solution?: Reply to your comment with the link

[@skylar-blustarmer3504]

Link please?

[@messymaker4554]

Just put it in the reply’s. It’s not hard

[@stendortried]

put the link,I don't think u have big pp no more.

[@esalina3714]

you're in the top 4 comment of this video send the link

[@Voidnirtos]

I didn't realize how much Unus Annus energy this video has until Unus Annus died. It's like Unus Annus OVA.

[@oggiwa]

Space Vagabond Well i think it changed them in a way

[@ghostroblox2137]

its the dlc. "Unus Annus AFTERDAYS"

[@liangreene7921]

This is the second video I have seen of his, who is unus annus?

[@somestuff1716]

@@liangreene7921 you were too late, but I will summarise for you. channel that lasted for a year, crankgameplays and markiplier made, with crazy videos and daily uploads but now its all gone, hence the motto "Memento mori, Unus Annus" means "Remember death, One year."

[@ghostroblox2137]

@@liangreene7921 something that will never come back. Unus Annus is one year in latin, and the year passed 10 days ago. im afraid you are late, my dear friend

[@Jack-er1sc]

I feel like non-game-based mark videos are like getting scratched on your head in the perfect place by someone you love right?

[@jakeandthefamily8561]

lixian:*gives mark a high 5 mark: im gunna sue you out of existence lixian: * F E A R

[@kanati1133]

Mark: "I'm gonna sue you out of existence...no not you lixian" Lixian: _extesential crisis.exe_

[@nim4464]

i thought of the same thing

[@radiant9230]

bug gang

[@kanati1133]

@@radiant9230 Bug gang

[@livtech7363]

Mark: "I'm not a cult leader." Also him: Starts chanting Unus Annus *Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS*

[@content8432]

Wtf why did he say that I think he might actually be a cult leader

[@raz9305]

Latin doesn't equal cult.

[@ethanarrington5144]

This made me smirk

[@lolajaramillo4620]

Some people have actually referred to Unus Annus as a kind of cult, but it seemed like it was just the subscribers, for fun. Who knows, maybe word got around about the channel enough to where the cult reference was put out there to give a way to define it. It is funny that Mark has the chant from the channel here after he sets to dispel the cult thing.😄

[@kalysian]

"nO! NO! No. *(A Little Bit)* NO!"

[@tripacesfellas7011]

His fascination over the bathmat made me unreasonably happy

[@isabellegrayson9134]

He’s so nice that instead of getting mad and going off on these ppl making these bootlegs, he’s sorta flattered and praising their skills lol. He’s keeping some of these items too like they’re fan arts. If they didn’t sell them but send them to Mark instead then I know he would just love that.

[@TheunrealToxic]

Nobody can EVER say they’re Mark’s biggest fan, because that title belongs ONLY to Lixian. He edits all the videos, has made entire fan games for him in his spare time, and is a HUGE part of the channel as a whole. Lixian, this comment’s for you!

[@froggityt8495]

This is so sweet- lixian doesn't get enough. Credit in the comments man

[@ashleewoods9205]

Lixian is a true gem of a human being.

[@foulcheeto]

(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[@artmanoil]

@@foulcheeto hello loyal subject

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

That actually makes sense.

[@jimdim2222]

Mark: **opens up box with crucifix** My inner Ethan: "J E B U S"

[@quack25]

JimDim I think I’ve been watching too much ethan cause everytime I say “jesus Christ” I always end up saying “jebus Christ”

[@masterofurmom3640]

I say jebus croist

[@quack25]

Aubrey C jebus croissant?

[@weebyweirdo4290]

Me too

[@imatheistbut5789]

I say jimbus crimney

[@Luna-0233]

The best part is lixian just panicking because he's gonna get sued out of existance 10,000/10 editing there, lixian

[@ashleyshaw3557]

Markiplier complaining about bootlegger merch, while every time I check the store it’s sold out. 😭

[@matthewroddick9737]

"I am not a cult leader." Well, you *were* a cult leader, for exactly one year.

[@dustinperez545]

Tru 😳

[@ranizza_]

What are u talking about? Last year all mark ever did was upload *normal* vids...what cult?

[@samanthaandrews954]

@@ranizza_ Oh you sweet summer child

[@ranizza_]

@@samanthaandrews954 (ik what u mean but the channel no longer exists and now has never existed)

[@d3monicwolf]

Memento Mori

[@StarriiDreams]

The one "Made on a phone" was during a game called Drawception....... someone made that playing a game... So it's stolen art

[@marli8907]

Yeah I was like "as someone who has drawn things on a phone, that looks pretty great. Also, it probably meant it was stolen art."

[@tangy3366]

Wow that persons really gud at making a perfectly printed unus annus hourglass.....😐 bruh stfo

[@shay.w.5812]

damn and you only get 5 minutes to draw it so for 5 minutes that's actually kinda impressive.

[@fartherlights9594]

@@shay.w.5812 You get 10 minutes but still

[@incyray9709]

OOF

[@Legacy...]

Mark: *My videos are not that important* Unus Annus: *are you a joke to me*

[@ravenblackwing7888]

7:19 you are special Mark 🥺 You never fail to make my day 🥲

[@KiltdHeathen]

With the bathmat, it's a heatpress. My father and I had a business that did the same type of stuff. You print out a photo on high-release paper, apply it to mats, mouse pads, coffee mugs, etc, then when you put them in the heatpress, the heat and pressure force the ink into the fabric or material and transfers with complete detail. It was a fun job!

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

The Kilted Heathen that's freaking neat man

[@Rebel_Reign1]

TIL Thanks! Thats pretty fascinating.

[@Venym_Music]

It’s called dye sublimation printing

[@KiltdHeathen]

@@Venym_Music Yep that's the word! It's been almost a decade since we've done that stuff

[@BreadMan434]

Everyone get this comment to the top. Carry him, gently, he's a hero.

[@enigma4636]

His lawyers are just Bob and Wade sitting in a room playing Uno.

[@nedegame]

I just imagine Barbara representing the defense and Wade as the prosecution

[@DenverSkyes]

"BARBRA" "wade, that's your client. You need to defend her" "Uuuuuaaaaaaaagh"

[@lydialadraa2333]

Why does this sound like something that would actually be true😂

[@timedoggo2118]

Whoever wins the game wins in the court

[@brookerood295]

Wade is the one screaming for death and Bobs like "maybe we should settle"

[@lancer1982]

mark: swag hasn’t been uttered since 2014 people in 2021/2022: “swag”

[@henry_of_all_trades]

Markiplier using the cross as a knife is awesome

[@josiahnisly5240]

Mark: “I’ll put this sticker on my Tesla.” Also Mark: “I don’t have a bath mat right now, I’m just using a towel on the floor”

[@CaroGo]

Ofc he can't afford a bath mat, he spent all his money on that Tesla!

[@Kruciate]

Yes, he said both of those things.

[@johny9567]

@@CaroGo teslas arent that supwr expensive so i highly doubt it

[@untouchable7024]

@@johny9567 cant wait to go to the dollar store to get my tesla then

[@Kanakotism]

@@CaroGo my parents do the towel thing too lol

[@oskarshima]

2024 and Mark is currently selling a bath mat on Cloak where it’s a meme of him saying “pissing by yourself handsome?”

[@Loaf69420]

Ok I'm like REALLY nerding out right now but the chord in the music at 7:51 is THE EXACT SAME as the beginning chord for the In Space With Markiplier Trailer!!! Foreshadowing!! (It's really just a big coincidence but it's really funny that I noticed that lmao).

[@Pecangaming]

Mark: "I'm going to sue you out of existence" Lixian: *shaking in fear* Mark: "Thats for the jumpscare in every 3 scary games intro"

[@GeoTheZodiac]

Lmao

[@dogdig]

Amy: "I don't think the bathmat was ever made I think it just appeared." Me: "A new SCP! Call the foundation!"

[@hjonccers783]

*Jack Bright walks through the door* "what-"

[@danieloceansmith3156]

theREALdogdig it would be hilarious if mark just made a vid after anus saying his bath mat disapeared one day that would make it go full circle

[@gravemaster20]

theREALdogdig [REDACTED]

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

SCP Name: Unus Bath Mat

[@FilthyCasualty]

That could be a joke SCP, a perverted Bath Mat that looks at your privates.

[@KittenyKat]

The bits with you interacting with Lixian are my favorite parts of any of your videos.

[@hypertheweirdo]

“Im gonna sue you out of existence” is such a menacing quote

[@kraktmoss6779]

Markiplier:*likes the bootleg* Him a few moments later: *I love it but i still am going to sue you*

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

"But It. Still BLOWN MY MIND!"

[@hxneyedbellsss]

DanGames .KZbinr "NOT YOU LIXIAN IM NOT GONNA SUE YOU"😂😂😂

[@OneSpeedySped10]

@@hxneyedbellsss he's an asshole for suing these people :/

[@abigailelizabeth78]

aquarius disaster why?

[@travissutcliffe7962]

@@OneSpeedySped10 found the bootlegger

[@EE-zp4ee]

Mark: has a Tesla Mark: doesn’t have a bath mat

[@ScarletCandlelight]

Ya odd. I guess priorities XD "slipping in the bathroom, or sweet looking car"

[@joshriley2936]

Mark has a Tesla?

[@dovesveins333]

@@joshriley2936 6:51 amy mentions it

[@twylasmith31]

Josh Riley thats what I said when Amy mentioned it lol

[@theDeathgirl045]

@@dovesveins333 I thought she was joking

[@Mal_1978_1]

That 2nd shirt the saying is used on memes for Supernatural too. (Some heros wear capes, mine drives an Impala)!

[@itsmayhemily]

6:52 I just noticed that underneath Amy’s subtitle it says “Mark2702,” which is the same number Mark has on his uniform in “In Space With Markiplier.” I know this is from 2 years ago, but I think that’s still interesting.

[@tj07]

Markiplier: Says he’s going to court with these guys. Me: Makes knock-off merch to meet Markiplier.

[@saulcaneloalvarez1116]

Make a vid bout it!!

[@solar195]

Dude that's literally the most expensive way to meet Mark lol

[@CrystalRose1111]

Big brain move

[@Charsy8]

@@solar195 Doesn't matter. He won't be there anyway, his laywer would be representing him. XD

[@KoragGames]

600 iq plays right there

[@lb1396]

Mark: *T H I S B L O W S M Y M I N D* Also Mark: *I’m still gonna sue you*

[@Pinonyan]

Gimme your money *claps claps Gimme your money 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bulby3sand7s]

Mark’s impression of 2012 mark is hilarious

[@calikov]

The hoodie at 12:33 is a design from a game called Drawception. They used a tiny little canvas because its a small drawing game like pictionary. They stole the art

[@josephschultz3301]

*[Mark summons Lixian for editing]* Me: "So you have chosen cuteness."

[@LixianTV]

[@Keegstar]

@@LixianTV keep it up lixian your doin great

[@KnightSansk]

@@LixianTV 3:45 killed me😂😂

[@AhsimNreiziev]

+[Joseph Schultz] Do please remember that said embodiment of cuteness hold utterly terrifying and not at all cute power of Markiplier's videos, and, as such, over both his an all of our lives. Unless focusing on the cute-factor and not the fear-factor is deliberate in an attempt to appease the Almighty Lixian, in which case I fully approve.

[@theroguenetwork1083]

"So you have chosen financial ruin." "Oh, sorry, not you Lixian..."

[@maybelinefox3878]

"I sell those for charity, not for profit." 5 minutes later: "I WILL BURN ALL THE MONEY I GET FROM YOU!!"

[@maybelinefox3878]

@Kitsune Hellscythe I know but it's still funny he goes from giving money he gets from other people to charity to burning money he gets from someone else

[@henrimarti8381]

Kitsune Hellscythe r/wooosh

[@thefork4416]

@@henrimarti8381 There are four Os not three

[@rhiannthomas6953]

Did anyone realise that the first bootleg he used a warfstash voice

[@maybelinefox3878]

@@rhiannthomas6953 because that line was said by warfstache in the video it was in. The slenderman video that he played the clip of.

[@calamaria9624]

14:46 This is just like that dbza scene where Vegeta is like: "but that's really dumb... But he's so cool! BUT THATS SO DUMB!"

[@lilyofthenile844]

16:17 Why did this make me feel like a kid in class that is being scolded by a teacher because another kid did something bad.

[@nathancoffman3025]

It would be funny if he just showed Jackcepticeye’s Merch.

[@SoCentralLA]

How do you get internet on tatooine?

[@user-zz1vc7ec2k]

I coulda swore yo ass was in anotha galaxy

[@rhiannthomas6953]

Did anyone realise that he used a warfstash voice on the first bootleg

[@Plazmasoldier]

How are you even alive? I thought you would died long ago.

[@obi-wankenobi3564]

Hello there

[@zenithchill350]

Here’s what the swag shirt should say “ you don’t need to look both ways if you sad”

[@Chaoddity]

The smell you are talking about is not a screenprint smell. It's DTG-W. DTG is just like a giant photo printer and requires a ton of pretreat and it smells like vinegar. The decorating technique itself is not cheap. Its just... good for small runs and one-offs.

[@fruit3193]

Nobody: Mark: “Jesus, you suck as a knife.”

[@artsy196]

I mean, makes sense

[@user-lq2bw6gl5y]

Mark as an intellectual : Goddamn tactical shovel

[@cking4869]

He missed that the sticker said “the Markiplier” If it is a template, it’s a not even a good one

[@danielwhiteley4543]

oh hello, they call me THE markiplier.

[@t-rexmisty7993]

@@danielwhiteley4543 good one 😂

[@sforzandofilms]

Dead. xD

[@tinacatz4217]

Pretty sure that is even more proof that it is a template. They just replace anything after the.

[@Darksnowman1]

I guess no one is concerned that Markiplier is giving his charity funds to W.H.O.? The organization that's been caught being bribed by China and has ignored/lied about COVID-19? It's corrupt, all over the news and is part of the reason why people have died to COVID-19. I would've thought Markiplier put more thought and research into the charities he supports. It's basically as oblivious as supporting PETA.

[@cupidsbbow]

Markiplier: “I’m going to sue you out of existence.” Lixian: *Having a panic attack*

[@TheeRyan]

What KZbin expects Big creators to act if someone copied them 0:01

[@eliwestfort2323]

Bootlegging comes from the prohibition times when smugglers would hide alcohol in their boots and bring them over the border from Canada. That's also where the design for a pocket flask comes from. the curved design made it easier to fit against the leg.

[@rml2765]

Also known as Rumrunners

[@alyssa2807]

That's interesting. I knew it came from prohibition times but I never knew why it was called bootlegging

[@StuffzReal]

Also, people have smuggled cocaine inside of snakes, of all things.

[@doggosarecool7737]

@@StuffzReal How? I need to know

[@LadyViscera]

It actually probably predates prohibition. The word most likely originates from the late 1800s, rather than the 20s or 30s.

[@guyman8511]

Markiplier: "I'm gonna sue you out of existance". Lixian: *face of despair*

[@LixianTV]

[@jaewol359]

LixianTV You’re too good to be Thanos sued out of existence

[@NicholeParker]

That was some dread right there

[@a.t.fa.t.f7031]

Another sue joke I REALLY LIKE THIS BATHMAT I'm still gonna sue you LIKE THIS IS REALLY COOL Your gonna get sued IN COURT JUST *CLAPS* gimme your money