Sour Patch Kids: THE FINAL INSULT

My feud with Mr. Patch and the Sour Patch Kids comes to its final conclusion... have they sent assassins to silence me? Or have they decided to walk the sweet path and grant me full ownership of their company?
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[@robynnhoud]

The fact that Sour Patch Kids gave him an entire portrait of his icon made out of Sour Patch Kids and *still* won’t give him a sponsorship shows how much power Mr. Patch actually has.

[@heatherfeather7199]

He likely had some dedicated Markiplier fans who happens to work at Sour Patch Kids, and told the company PR, “Hey, yooze over there sit’n at that fancy shmancy desk with all those fancy pantsy pens... I tell yooze what, yooze best gotta get to knows this heres Mark fella!”

[@localgamer.127]

@@heatherfeather7199 I read this in Mark's voice XD

[@Nat0521]

@@localgamer.127 I read it in his prison voice from heist

[@kingkeesietv]

Or how much power Mark has

[@cizi0993]

AMEN

[@GodBear97]

I love the fact that Sour Patch basically went "All right, listen here you little shit"

[@xbyczz]

FACTS 😭

[@mocha8759]

why did this make me laugh so much more than anything else here

[@aidenlandry-telford2194]

So fuckin accurate

[@ghostlymoon7381]

Fr tho lol

[@DrunkenHorseman]

And then said thank you afterwards lmao

[@Zero-0N3]

I love how Mr. Patch’s response to him not liking the individually wrapped candies is just throwing loose candies into the box

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

So glad someone got what they were trying to do!

[@chemicalcupcakes8387]

During a pandemic

[@Urban_Goose]

@@chemicalcupcakes8387 yes it adds extra flavour and extra covid resistant plasma to ur blood

[@caitbelart]

@@Urban_Goose 😂

[@bananaseed]

I mean before covid I think he probably would have eaten them

[@skwittles778]

“All right, Mark.” The most passive-aggressive way to start a letter.

[@TheTrekkie12]

Mark started reading the letter and i'm just like "you're being passive-aggressived by a candy company"

[@KD87641]

yes 🙂

[@Emeralds4lyfe]

That's the type of letter I'm here for.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Lady Seashell Bikini That’s kind of the point. Companies learned early on that acting more human helps people feel more comfortable with your brand and thus more eager to buy your product. So they started hiring advertising people who have a sense of humor and aren’t afraid to do fun, wacky shit like this. I actually appreciate when companies seem to be in on the joke and are willing to play along.

[@CompleteDiscomfort]

I love how mark said in his book video that he has no influence yet is able to make a huge company give him a box filled with free things after bullying them

[@himedo1512]

He didn't bully them lmao. They just give him stuff for the publicity. Even when he dunked on them, they probably still gained buyers

[@Kyosumari]

@@himedo1512 All publicity is good publicity, as they say. More often than not negative news is more effective than positive anyways.

[@Dragongirlwaifu]

@@Kyosumari Because in the day and age, negative news travels farther. People love to share gossip about drama and even this faux drama was probably more fun to share around than a simple box review would.

[@NessieNice]

@@Dragongirlwaifu Agreed. Sour Patch Kids and Markiplier is like Wendy's and Twitter. Both have interesting and out of the box advertising, and so far it does them well.

[@Mega-Brick]

@@himedo1512 He still technically bullied them. It was just done in good-fun and benefits the both of them.

[@Numeriku]

The fact that they're still using you for free advertising and still haven't sponsored you is the true final insult lol

[@YanhaoRenDMM]

Numeriku cuz Mark didn’t need those coins, he’s got enough coin to enjoy wut ever he want in life now. So better not to turn this into businesses, and just keep it as a little inside joke between them~. One of the reason we love mark’s content so much

[@sheldonobrien4358]

It's symbiotic, I think. Marks gets free swag and candy, as well as easy content, and Mr. Patch gets youtuber-cred.

[@miraiworldlaziestperson]

Well if he get sponsor he can't insult sour patch then😏

[@andysimmons311]

Sheldon O'Brien they don’t get cred though they just get dissed

[@arandomvillager488]

No they're paying him in his children

[@iwannabeacowboybaby]

Thank god he doesn’t suck on these and spit them out like he does with Takis

[@mazie-ann]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@nickn7828]

YO SAME WHEN HE FIRST ATE ONE I WAS LIKE PLEASE DON'T SPIT IT OUT

[@roxypicasso66]

it’s torturous to watch but you can’t look away

[@ricochet4674]

I had to stop watching that video cause it grossed me out so much.

[@angelmolivas8702]

I thought he would do that

[@Yurei-Shii]

I don't know about "yelling at someone long enough," Jack never did get that sponsorship from coke.

[@spencealwayswins]

I mean...yet!

[@holygaia5938]

@@spencealwayswins Its over dude even Sean said it was

[@randomuploads8471]

I mean, they started this😐

[@chandlertokes9009]

@@holygaia5938 ok but think about it. Sean probably was told to stop the bit. look at mini ladd and what happened with him and coke.

[@redrosewolfess8527]

@@chandlertokes9009 What happened to mini ladd with coke?

[@norakarlsen6517]

9:26 missed opportunity: “I consider our feud... patched up”

[@bruhbruh6294]

9:26

[@begottentech9139]

@@bruhbruh6294 I've never understood why people put a timestamp after the qoute they're referring to, thank you

[@norakarlsen6517]

@read ah shit thank you

[@RemarkablyRenee]

"You know us.... we're sour... then sweet." Mark: ITS A BOMB.

[@chunta957]

the bomb in hand simulator was from sour patch kids

[@mnurkose7316]

What a beautiful relationship

[@emilyfrancalangia516]

Sour sweet gone

[@reactionboyguy]

You didn't even get the line right, Is your reaction time like 2 seconds later than it should be?

[@GmShyGuy]

@@reactionboyguy Welcome to another episode of: Being a dick in the internet!

[@matthewbrown4968]

" if you tell at them enough, they'll give you what you want" Del Monte: And for that reason I am deaf

[@marsiscoolr]

NAH YOU DID NOT 😭

[@annabridge7360]

I love how he thinks they used the blues as packing peanuts but really its just them removing the individual wrapping from them as said in the letter. Just to make a point to him XD "you don't like them wrapped? FINE! here are your dirty little blue men"

[@myfirsttea]

It actually went over my head

[@applesas942]

I don't like the phrasing of "little dirty blue men"

[@tfizzle7307]

@@applesas942 that's so funny because I very much enjoyed that phrasing

[@instinctualhavoc]

They licked their hands first

[@DrizzletGaming]

Dirty little blue men Im dead

[@stephaniegriffin6657]

Mr. Patch: "He insulted us, what should we do?" An employee somewhere: "Give him a picture made of Sour Patch." Mr Patch: "...?" The employee: "Ants. So. Many. Ants."

[@hajarmdn4883]

Genius

[@cuauhtemocramirez710]

That’s the most evil thing I’ve ever herd of

[@DrPebis]

B I T E

[@Dracophile7]

I truly burst out in laughter. Good job, sir and/or madam

[@one_salty_bish0394]

Good person, I am proud to be your 666th like lol

[@bluexyoshixlove]

And Sour Patch Kids revenge on Mark is leading a colony of ants into his house.

[@haileydebruin5000]

I was just thinking that 😂

[@hooticus]

Heavily underrated xd

[@alantonix213]

"INTO THE BREACH FOR THE QUEEN!!!!!"

[@Sean_the_husky]

The ants are after Marks sweet protrait

[@devanmana4929]

NarwhalGuy! Hhhh

[@ellac1899]

“Didn’t like the plastic wrapping on our individually wrapped sour patch kids? *G O N E* “ “ *tHank yOu* “

[@coolwhip310]

How the hell does this have no replies

[@The_Ethanol]

@@coolwhip310 Ikr (well now they have 2 replies :) )

[@ezeygames1914]

@@coolwhip310 because no one has anything to comment on it clearly you didnt

[@blueraven1014]

“Are they mad at me” (10 seconds later) “Whatever is at the bottom of this box is gonna kill”

[@McGarrySC]

"if you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift" Karen's: *heavy breathing*

[@karentse4553]

I am waiting

[@Mitaka-Asa]

Karens demand better service because they're selfish. Mark demands better service because the service was actually disappointing .

[@mxchitubers6352]

"moral of the story, if you yell at someone enough they will send ya a gift" - Markiplier 2020

[@jessicamcglaughlin9152]

Except for Del Monte

[@originalstarwalker21]

@@jessicamcglaughlin9152 those rat bastards

[@naan000]

that is the thought process of every pet ever

[@cat-napsss]

He needs to cover that “painting” in resin if he doesn’t want a house full of ants

[@Finnishmanni]

that's actually pretty good idea.

[@jessthegeekanimates3585]

I'm pretty sure Sour Patch sent Mark that for that purpose

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Yep... He needs to buy a gallon of resin.

[@SuhancMuci]

Or he can just eat it with Amy

[@zoer7514]

the ants are going to take over

[@overlook_max5704]

“There’s a sweet gift at the bottom of the box” Mark: *Theres a bomb*

[@winter1353]

Made of sour patch kids

[@Callie_Cosmo]

@@winter1353 and citrus

[@GuessImSylvale]

With dynamite made of watermelon sour patch kids

[@pigeon582]

and bitterness

[@jace602]

i would just like to say i love your pfp

[@capibird6975]

Theory: Mark knocked the doll off of the table at the end to now start a war with POP, so he can get his own doll.

[@jameslamberton7671]

But he died

[@bellampierce]

genius

[@swarmeddan1836]

Bro 666 likes

[@vJydn]

capi Bird you know how fast I would buy it tho

[@adelabed9363]

Then the doll rejected him 😂

[@cinnamonbarnes9058]

Sees tiny will smith in the background, remembers Unus Annus: starts crying

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

At least you saw it

[@lovely8524]

Memento mori my friends

[@gayinnit5782]

Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

@@gayinnit5782 And don't listen to anyone who recommends Flixzone. P.s. where is that quote from?

[@NippyNep]

hurr durr

[@lillyolpin842]

Markiplier, who has looked at his icon every day for the past seven years: oh wait the eyes are up here

[@jettfisher5313]

Lilly Olpin I haven’t read the comment I just saw your profile picture and it’s awesome

[@rryanova]

Happy to be your 1k like.

[@lillyolpin842]

@@jettfisher5313 lmao hey i'll take it

[@lillyolpin842]

@@rryanova ay thanks!

[@hunterlynk9326]

When he is talking about how he broke his fast, he started sounding like Tony Stark. Mark's gonna build an iron man suit out of Sour Patch Kids

[@GEEthridge]

I knew he reminded of something and you nailed it

[@eemeli7093]

What is fast

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

@@eemeli7093 It's to not consume anything (Neither food nor drink) for a certain amount of time ,at least I think it is

[@losersinc]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yup! There's certain countries that do that for holidays as well!

[@angelicmercenary]

I thought that too! I was like, “that... why does he sound like Tony Stark”

[@kyberkreeper]

"First, they're sour. Then, they''re sweet." Is that how you would define passive aggression?

[@mayuzumiandme]

Passive aggression is usually dismissive and monotone

[@TheSinquisitor]

I was thinking "Tsundere" but yes that's it! xD

[@eggu_sanmiku8752]

Yo this is so much better than all the top comments

[@joshuafranz7416]

vice versa; it's sweet, then sour

[@tyshco2969]

Aggressive passive.

[@merencina]

I cant stop laughing at the picture of the ppl that had to put the things in the box and their boss just going "grab the individual candy... take the wrapping off and just dunk it in. This is personal." Edit: i wrote this comment before i have seen the portrait part and now i am. ALSO imagining the face of the clueless workers just putting a GODDAM CANDY ART PIECE INTO A DELIVERY BOX

[@seventyseven364]

Also the joke for the “we know you love dolls” is them poking at how he has autonamaphobia (probably spelt wrong) which is the fear of mannequins animatronics and yes dolls

[@oldmanconsequences5872]

Man, Mr Patch is one clever son of a bitch

[@shyaotic]

Wait what lmaoooo

[@YourUsualMarites0704]

Yea that explains a lot

[@iiLadybuq]

If he doesn’t like animatronics why is he king of fnaf?

[@seventyseven364]

@@iiLadybuq just cuz you don’t like something dosent mean your unwilling to

[@kyanite1434]

Mark: *completely insults sour patch kids in its entirety* Also Mark: Are they mad at me?

[@jasper11312]

Seems right to me

[@Speeplonk]

I feel bad for em I mean they did get his shoe size right and I sure as hell wouldn't COMPLAIN ABOUT TWO FREE POUNDS OF CANDY

[@kimnamlee5732]

Hehe

[@tamragordon2259]

Yup.

[@veronicasexton8190]

@@achievedsins8441 is there any proof sour patch kids cause cancer? diabetes maybe cavities definitely, but cancer I don't think so.

[@CherrySumBurst]

Mark, the only man who can bully a company into giving him what he wants

[@QALXB]

Fr

[@kanikaobhan5295]

Yes Solo yCatx

[@captainpoontah4888]

Solo yCatx you clearly haven’t followed the Sonic movie case

[@hjonk8122]

Did you see what we did to the studio that did Sonic?

[@mitlanderson]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts bro are you the new justin y? You're everywhere

[@ashurean]

You know the outreach person responsible for this was really enjoying themselves

[@grimbeanie6488]

My new favorite conspiracy theory: Momiplier is picking a fight with her son by using Sour Patch Kids as a front

[@AbyssalPlague]

This is a conspiracy I am willing to follow.

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

That sounds intriguing...I'm in!

[@paranormalactivity763]

ORRR Mr. Patch is Momipliers ex.

[@loganbaysinger6664]

Momiplier secretly is mrs sourpatch and owns the company

[@emilypetrilla2528]

Mark: "When I was a kid, we couldn't afford games" *Sticks hand in bee bush*

[@Sean_the_husky]

The family payed for Marks visit to the ER thats why

[@pixsiestixs1591]

I'm sorry, but what in god's name is a *b e e b u s h ?*

[@JapanSpitz]

Mark : this is totally not hurting at are *◡* I finish it :) If I made a mistake I’m sorry

[@smooth-taggster4045]

are you on point em

[@smooth-taggster4045]

btw its a hip hop refrence to a tribe called quest

[@samhague4213]

Just the fact that *Markiplier* had a feud with *Sour Patch Kids* I love this channel.

[@itsace2648]

Marks the only one who could pull it off

[@BaileyTheFox2]

Lol

[@vocalidfan164]

Lol

[@willmacrealtalk4754]

It took you this long to love this channel???!!!

[@jennifergrace4614]

I got them for easter

[@allymarie3391]

I love the fact that Sour Patch took a dig at Mark being afraid of mannequins and it just flew over his head entirely lol

[@Stoopid_Sandwich]

That “painting” is going to attract so many ants. And maybe even a Bee bush.

[@francischic7854]

Wouldn't it be cool to see an inside look of the company where they made it?

[@packrat1987]

Mark was right it is definitely a trojan horse, it might not have been a bomb but it sure will be annoying.

[@jennifercollins7047]

[MISSION: Eat Sour Patch Painting]

[@analaura4752]

"Whatever is at the bottom of this box is going to kill me"

[@Devilknight895]

they probably coated it with acrylic( stuff u glue fish tanks together with) to reserve it and it wont rot or attract ants

[@montysansom6143]

Mark: If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift Jack: (Trying to get a Coke Sponsorship) ...

[@kinga9937]

thats old now hes not doing that

[@CreepySmile007]

Monty Sansom Mark still hasn’t gotten sponsored by Takis, has he?

[@crookedbuns]

MatPat but Pepsi took pity on him

[@viktorayy]

Jack should have made several dedicated videos to reviewing Coke products in a fun and fresh new way. Same goes with MatPat who wanted a Diet Coke sponsor. Offhandedly mentioning it in a video that has nothing to do with Coke won't get their attention. Proof this works: Our boi Markiplier

[@millieloves2]

Oooooh

[@_honoka_5801]

"If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift" with this logic we could bully Mark into giving us free merch, and it would be his fault

[@someperson1894]

hmmm, good idea

[@strawberrymilk2974]

Ok people time to set the plan in motion.

[@joshgore-wakely8719]

"He's short!" Now where's my merch....xD

[@Grimsikk]

333 likes. It's a sign. We each should receive 3 free merch items ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@lillyatkinson3162]

Im with you there

[@SoulFoxie]

Mark: "That's really nice Mr.Patch,I consider our feud settled" Me: *Looks in recent uploads* Also Mark: *[B R A N D] is dead to me*

[@juliacusimano5856]

When they sent him a doll and said that they knew he “loved” dolls and then laughed. Were they referring to his fear of mannequins and thought it would be funny to send him a doll? 😂

[@chalythehobbyist9096]

lmao, they ARE sour I guess xDD

[@InuGirlYasha]

I thought it would have been a poke at his FNaF playing. You know, cuz there’s like, toy Bonnie and toy Chica? They’re “dolls”

[@Lanoira13]

Ooooooh, I didn't think about that. I was just like "When did I miss Mark being super into dolls and figurines?? What tf are they talking about???". Mark didn't seem to get it either, but it makes sense. lol

[@linkingfinn]

Glad someone caught that too lol

[@rafaelchiarato8413]

Sure thing

[@hyperion1377]

"If you yell at someone long enough, they'll send you a gift" Well, look at how well that worked out for Sean and yelling at Coca-Cola

[@Scar_vampire2772]

so true

[@wumbosaurus9121]

I don't think he was aggressive enough

[@kristinamorris1373]

Or MatPat and Diet Coke lol

[@docwitacock]

*me covering my mouth out of shock*

[@haeilsey]

spiffingbrit actually did get sent Yorkshire tea

[@foliumpain]

This has the same energy as when the animators changed the whole Sonic movie because of the memes.

[@waverider7097]

what?

[@outsider1490]

I can’t believe y’all actually bullied an entire studio

[@awesomeaustenkitty]

Kaeli Rank they probably aren’t a huge fan of memes

[@crustyegg]

Lol

[@chaosphantom9071]

Kaeli Rank and somehow it was just as bad 😔

[@bottledwater7034]

Sour patch kids literally the only company that can start a war with a KZbinr and not sue or copyright them

[@JACKMURRAY18]

Mark should put a glaze finish over the “painting” to preserve it

[@chumbuck1]

just get 2 cans of clear seal then tape the frame and "BAM" sealed forever

[@mellowminty]

Jack Murray Only if if's a glaze made of melted Sour Patch Kids and the tears of Mark's regret.

[@lesmiserableslover2]

Yeah, you don't want that sugar to be open to the air. You want ants? cause that's how you get ants.

[@jackbenderproductions]

Jack Murray He should eat it jk

[@thechivalrouszechreeder]

Nah he’s going to eat it

[@Midnight_Boulevard]

2020: sour patch cream cheese 2040: sour patch tactical shovel

[@lydiam95]

Can't wait

[@bonnietelocole6777]

YES I WANT ONE! The millionth and one-th use if the tactical shovel? *EAT IT*

[@rizer2977]

Yes lets start a petition to get tactical shovel in sourpatch

[@Josh-yl1dm]

I need that in my life

[@StormyxBoi]

The shovel had sour patch space in a compartment that you put many sour patch kids in it for emergencies

[@tinyann3675]

Whoever was in charge of sending Mark all of this should definitely get a raise. Cause I really want sour patch kids now.

[@FJ_Beaujangles]

Yeah it's actually an effective ad for once

[@wellthisisaawkward9023]

oh man, me too.

[@bleezecake]

I haven’t ever had it and actually never heard of it before mark’s videos but i really want some somehow...

[@saigey]

that ending was SUCHHH an unus annus end and it truly broke my heart when i didnt see the clock and hear the ticking after it

[@claybomber]

I can just imagine the advertising team of sour patch just crying at their computers knowing the only way they can satisfy Mark is giving him ownership and his own collection of sour patch kids.

[@jaxryz_380]

Honestly they should... make it a huge ongoing thing where eventually they give in and make some markiplier patch men, could be a pretty damn good advertising plot. Also, I forgot how good sour patch kids were until a while ago when I feasted upon a whole box because I found one in the pantry 😎

[@pixelthepixel5]

Mark: “Moral of the story...” Me: “Beware the shovel-knife...?”

[@franmantis]

Excuse me that's a tactical shovel

[@yttrippya1196]

Its a dagger or a shkife

[@user-oh2xy5fd3i]

PixelatedAnimations omg same😂😂

[@TheDailyEgg]

Don't let this distract from the fact that I post a video of an egg every single day

[@Ilikepats]

Hi pixelated, this is just lettuce

[@ridgedog2317]

Mark: "It's dripping sugar everywhere." Me: "I see ants in your future, many ants."

[@Scrofar]

This is Mr/s Patch's true plan. Their true scheme. It begins with invasion.

[@susiepilled]

mmm yes, now eat the ants and their stench will bring more, then bringing an _endless_ amount of ants to consume.

[@phigsi4280]

You, sir, have just solved world hunger.

[@vidalial.1999]

I agree and idk how long that picture is gonna last

[@mr.platinumarrow5771]

@@vidalial.1999 true true but lets think if i yell at my friend he would send me a gift like mark said

[@ManMan-gl7sc]

Sour Patch: “…as you know we are sour then sweet…” Mark: “…there’s a bomb…”

[@melezes9012]

The sour patch kids sitting in the box were there because he did not like them individually wrapped.

[@freezingjazzy]

Mark: I hate that they're individually wrapped Also Mark: I'm not gonna fucken eat those ones.

[@thescreamingmuse_542]

Mark: “If you yell at someone long enough they’ll send you gifts” Or a lawsuit-

[@renworksfornow]

Or apparently a box full of snark

[@gregoryrobinson5279]

He said that as soon as I seen this comment

[@ravendesayles8574]

Remember, he can't survive a lawsuit.

[@NobblerWobbler]

Thats how it works where I work. People get free stuff for yelling at us...

[@Dracophile7]

@Axeliaen win-win scenario?

[@visis462]

“The moral of the story: if you shout at someone long enough, they’ll send you a gift.” Head: “So how long has Sean been shouting at his fans?”

[@crichards037]

Not even the fans, but how long has Seán been yelling at Coca-Cola?? Lmao 😂

[@th8aone-147]

@@crichards037 They don't deserve him

[@cizincanimates7423]

To much

[@Jthomelife]

What i saw this as he said that in the video 😂

[@senpaierwin309]

sean gets fanmail he just does not do videos on it.

[@elizacarrie7433]

The “we know you love dolls mwah hah hah” got me 😂. Everyone knows he hates mannequin horror, I half expected the thing to pop open like a jack in the box

[@jojomaymay2327]

Mark: Yells at company like 3 times Company: "We should send him 2 gift boxes." Jack: Keeps advertising coke and being nice to their company for like 2 years Company: "Who's Jackspedicey?"

[@Los_HermanitosCruz]

Yeah sad

[@pyronator6774]

Jack, just yell at them

[@nictay6180]

Matthew Patrick who?

[@gokublackgaming5944]

*"coke"*

[@derzenze3041]

It's pretty much free advertisement for them, reaching an audience of hundred thousands of people for at most a few hundred dollars is like the best deal ever.

[@MrGothicruler666]

Mark was so poor he didn't have real toys, he just had the *bee bush*

[@noyes6590]

@MPDeity 2:30

[@kilianscharl6108]

@Dominik Wieczkowski never saw this happening in rl XD

[@kilianscharl6108]

only in vids*

[@nolife097]

NO WHEN HE WAS YOUNG HE HAVE TO stare and judge people or sit in the corner and just look I think?..............

[@drdudeguy6595]

Bees

[@TANKED_]

Interviewer: so what was your favorite toy as a child? Mark: bEe BuSh Interviewer: what Mark: a bUsH fULl oF beEs

[@Prismascape]

BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH

[@greenapple5255]

Yeah bee Bush, it was awesome

[@TANKED_]

(This sounds so cliché but thank you for all the likes really means a lot to me and it helps my heart

[@nopefish7788]

@@TANKED_ LOL at least least it wasn't in an edit

[@sainsburyslocal]

Man the bee bush, I remember that!

[@thomaskarst6849]

i love that sour patch literally commited to the bit so god damn hard-

[@theboys-ry1jn]

Markiplier: I’m an ‘expert’ at KZbin KZbin: crap... he beat our algorithm

[@anthonyortiz3142]

Might as well rename the site "MarkiTube."

[@TorzyTheJer]

This was all a devious plan to uphold "First they're sour, then they're sweet".

[@bellhop_phantom]

oh my god

[@user-qs4ef3zk2z]

Comment underrated as shit

[@CowzKingz]

thats exactly what amy said at the end

[@sodablack3838]

Its all coming togther XD

[@sniper9395]

I mean they arnt lying when they say corpses are sweet

[@bloodmoonlps]

Mark : "I'm an expert!" Employer : "An expert at what?" Mark : "Yes!"

[@anitaa5514]

Small pp

[@issacchannel1289]

Employer: "........YOU'RE HIRED!"

[@InfamousAMH]

He kinda cut it sideways...

[@jalmpodcast123]

Big PP = Small Brain

[@MAC-xl5dn]

Wits beyond messure

[@huntluu]

Markiplier is a national treasure and must be protected forever

[@mjm8949]

Agree

[@biguspingus]

Mark: if you yell at someone long enough, they'll send you a gift Crash bandicoot in the old ads: *yelling at Nintendo's office*

[@shiseruthecat]

CRASH FOR SMASH CONFIRMED

[@Ashlolz]

500th like

[@biguspingus]

XxAshlyn_ GachaxX nice

[@lords_gamer1829]

Pretty sure when they say "loves dolls" that they're referencing his fear of mannequins

[@Nsix4]

Right? Glad I'm not the only one that got it

[@4pensword433]

OMGGGGG THAT IS SOUR

[@ShinjiCostumesandTailoring]

Exactly!

[@anthonysanchez4960]

Lmao they should have put a mannequin head in a bag surriunded by blue sourpatch

[@robinrue6212]

Sour Patch Kids markiplier painting: *Exists* Ants: Imma eat this whole mans painting.

[@theswimmingcarrot8496]

B I T E

[@Ilikepats]

Hi skyler, this is just lettuce

[@anitaa5514]

Small pp

[@kiersashera4280]

Right? All I could think was “I hope that’s sealed with something “

[@AloneOWN]

Lol ants eat kids...

[@frankie4170]

“Hey, how’d youse know I got a bottle of wines here?” Yancy is that you?!

[@heatherfeather7199]

It’s pronounced “yooze”.

[@thedoconscratch]

@@heatherfeather7199 But I think it's spelled "youse". I'm not an expert, though.

[@candybiboba9216]

I WAS THINKING THE SAMD THING

[@ACPtheAudioPhile]

Are we just going to skip the fact Markiplier literally called out Funko Pop for not making him into a Funko Pop?!

[@nikoletak]

He sassy and I love him even more for it

[@wasder-xm5so]

I thought: why not try Youtooz?

[@ACPtheAudioPhile]

@@wasder-xm5so True. I was actually surprised he wasn't one of the first ones.

[@MKVProcrastinator]

I'm assuming by the "you love dolls" bit is a jab at your fear of mannequins.

[@enbycracker9349]

Which suggests "mr.patch" watches marks videos and i think thats great

[@zaydear2461]

I was yelling that at the tv

[@GreyeHazel]

I thought the PR team just watched him obsessively collect the dolls in the doom videos because they're some of the more recent content he's put out

[@bosscus]

Rinoa Goldstone It’s a reference of multiple meanings 😂

[@devyl3057]

"Whatever is inside this box is going to kill me." *Diabetes*

[@_.bread.crumbs._1825]

This comment is underrated 😂

[@kriscorner9390]

I have diabetes

[@AnuzMightaLostIt]

That was their plan all along

[@lunasong9709]

I think you mean diabetus

[@isisdarosa9340]

😂😂😂 accuracies

[@GreatDeath52]

I like how they claimed the Markiplier Pack was in celebration of the green and red shoes when it was obviously the Christmas mix

[@peachyplum]

Mark: Hey, I don't like the individual packaging, it's wasteful and inconvenient. Mr. Patch: Okay, we'll just give you a bunch of loose sour patch kids without any packaging!

[@sbrock657]

That's literally the pettiest response ever though lmao

[@mintykarma336]

@@sbrock657 Totally hilarious tho. This entire video was very petty, but in a funny, sweet, and good way.

[@wolfsongrising]

@@mintykarma336 It actually felt like a couple people going along with a joke, deliciously sarcastic but without being mean. I like it, just made it funnier XD

[@just_mal7066]

It’s so passive aggressive I love it

[@moose-mancer]

@@sbrock657 As if Mark isn't petty?

[@YakiToriChan]

"yell at someone enough and they'll send you a gift" ah so that's why parents always yell at us, it's cause they want something from us ohhhhh

[@Firsona]

Yes, to do your home work and make your bed =P You have found the answer.

[@jameslamberton7671]

What if I that gift turns you into whatever is inside it

[@SatoriBunniii]

Torin Tori Oh shit wait-

[@beepboop4679]

That explains it

[@MrHj123]

Truer words were never said.

[@erraticfreak2095]

Maybe Jack hasn't been yelling loud enough at Coke

[@SilentDecepticon]

Erratic Freak Coke is completely deaf then. Jack is the loudest man on earth.

[@redsgaming04]

Ahh why was that the first thing that came to my mind as well haha

[@sofiaporras3624]

@@SilentDecepticon they went deaf because they he was yelling so loud

[@AdellVisco]

1:36 Mark : "Requires a precision tool." His tool: * squeaking *

[@pinder262]

ThE sQuEaKs MaKe It PrEcIsE

[@austinreed5805]

This is not “The Final Insult”. With Sour Patch Kids, it’s never over.

[@f4cetat]

Mr. Patch: I always come back...

[@atuaangie5160]

Crush sour patch kids The cooler sour patch kids

[@evanrobert175]

Agreed. Mr. Patch will never stop.

[@sinhduy7462]

@@evanrobert175 .

[@evanrobert175]

@@sinhduy7462 No.

[@alejandramellado3272]

Mark: that’s honestly very nice.. Also mark: *places CANDY picture in front of a window, setting it up for its inevitable melty doom*

[@cury27]

Don't forget the ants

[@aceof8S]

Or ants ._.

[@gosharacoon5131]

Maybe even pigeons would dare to take a bite, who knows?

[@cury27]

@@roadkillrot no- Just some person telling him to chill out- (as a joke obviously)

[@cury27]

@Sharpshooter Lance wow, me too. I love anger boiz

[@bokute2020]

Other people: Drugs are my solution Mark: Sour Patch Kids is my solution

[@oladiedoo50]

You mean sour patch kids or sour patch kids.

[@minimumwageemployee9003]

Me:eating noodles is my solution

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Weird_Alien Sour patch kids are vegan, though?

[@saviitrius]

Guys, I can't get over the little dance he does at the beginning. That shit killed me. 🤣

[@mystichnter16yt_23]

The letter: "we know how much you love dolls" Mark: (oh shit how do they know)

[@taniachapman3643]

They watch his videos

[@taniachapman3643]

@Max Reboh yes it is

[@umbragon2814]

@Max Reboh I thought it was referencing his Doom playthrough

[@Speeplonk]

I think its making fun of his mannequin phobia. Learned about that from EW1 and 2

[@coldbean7383]

Max Reboh it was a joke

[@thegongoozler5920]

No,the last “Sour Patch” episode is going to be Mark going to their factory and killing the people in charge

[@l0sts0ul89]

The will collect the infinity patches and kill off all the sour patches that he doesn't like

[@unclephil197]

Disoured

[@unus-annus]

10/10 profile picture

[@hikarihanazono9350]

With that tactical shovel, basically

[@yaboi7253]

Sour patch kids: THE FINAL SOLUTION

[@TheSelfishEnd]

Jensen Ackles: A fan made a portrait of me made out of Skittles. Mr. Patch: Hold my sugar!

[@zeethegodofcheese4933]

Omg that's literally what I was thinking!!!

[@setazy5390]

LMaO oh my goddd that’s exactly what I thought of too???

[@Carrot9943]

Except Jensen's was significantly more special in my opinion.

[@kulsummonie9808]

Ah. The supernatural fandom has make their way here too. Love y’all ❤️

[@redx8041]

I gotta admit hold my sugar got you the thumbs up on this one lol

[@somethingalsonotimportant9095]

Oh he has the tiny will smith cutout from [Redacted].

[@elijahbrunson2272]

I swear to god I'm gonna cry. Memento mori

[@dtable8229]

tbh i was completely expecting them to send him a bag of red children that were colored blue.

[@saphiraOO7]

Would've been hilarious

[@VestigeX3]

god PLEASE don't just call them children that put such an awful image in my mind

[@Silentstorms02]

Same

[@TLAO777]

*I absolutely love eating the red children*

[@duhwayneee]

Well they are kids...of sour patch

[@snasundrtail1745]

Mark: it's a hard knock life for us Also Mark: *a man who owns five ovens*

[@lizethsanchez8778]

Kitty Hawk I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[@Fischbach_]

Hah, I own 12 ovens, because I actually USE MY LEGS AND MINE MORE THAN YOUR NORMAL 8 PIECES OF COBBLESTONE BECAUSE I FO THE EXTRA MILE AND CRAFT MORE

[@Raspy-vz9sj]

@@Fischbach_ ever just */fill 0, 0, 0 40, 50, 40 furnace* and marvel at your rectangle of furnaces? What is this, like 8,000 furnaces with these low of numbers. I could get more furnaces.

[@blueninja012]

@@Raspy-vz9sj not 8,000, I just did the math and got 80,000

[@Baden9761]

Mark: You think my mom made this all up for a bit? Mark's Mom (CEO of Sour Patch Kids): Yes my son, deceive them. They will never know.

[@BogOwl]

Momiplier nooOoOoOoOoooOoOOooOo!

[@monfire]

Well now that he brought it up...

[@adambrown6669]

For some reason I just picture Marks mom dressed like Emperor Georgiou from Star Trek Discovery, laughing all evil like as she exectues a random employee with a sour patch shuriken

[@pacifistcowboy]

i love how they were just as petty to mark as he was to them

[@jared6275]

Is anyone else worried about the mosaic? Like can you... just hang candy on your wall and it be fine? Obviously not to eat, but it would probably attract flies, so wouldn't it need a coat of resin or something?

[@alias9307]

good point, we didn't get that close of a look at it though it might have some sort of deterrent already in place.

[@jared6275]

@@alias9307 True, but he did say he could smell it and that (maybe jokingly) sugar was falling off it. That makes me think there isn't anything protecting it. Then again I feel like it would be not a wise choice to give someone art that could go bad, so I hope Sour Patch did something with it

[@attentialkane]

@@jared6275 there's probably resin over the candies

[@carlz2692]

I think it will just liquefy before it becomes too much of a nuisance. It'll go in the trash about as quickly as a bouquet of flowers, but it's still a really nice gesture.

[@andrewwallace9169]

@@jared6275 Maybe it smelled strong and had sugar falling off because of the sour patch kids used as packing peanuts

[@whaddler]

One of mark his friends at his birthday: I have a suprise for yo- Mark: *it's a bomb.*

[@kylix_4794]

Mark: “I’m not touching any of those-“ Mark (5 minutes later): *grabs handfull*

[@KHsupergeek]

To be fair, he did wash his hands

[@kylix_4794]

KHsupergeek1288 true

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@kylix_4794 hes not opening da damn box😂😂😂😂

[@ChromeQuake]

He was talking about the ones they used as packing peanuts lmao

[@Dana-cg5fo]

@@ChromeQuake Ya, and he grabbed them and put then on the table anyways 😂

[@ahelpinghand22]

I like to imagine at 10:08 when he says "that is good" sour patch headquarters explodes into cheer like Nasa mission control for Apollo 11

[@LadyKattrina84]

Mark: "In this box is..." Me: "A big, gummy, sour patch horses head."

[@acaley3135]

I like the idea of sour patch kids being a mafia XD

[@tac0nation278]

Lmao😂

[@alejandrolee6556]

The Godfather Part:3 Don Patch aka the new godfather

[@AHHHIBrokeTheGodamnWheel]

Kitty Vixen lamo

[@jayphangx8742]

Mark: It’s dropping sugar everywhere Ants: It’s free real estate

[@late_gamer13]

Does he want ants? Cuz that's how you get ants.

[@barbecuesauceonmytitties780]

@@late_gamer13 It's a joke.

[@late_gamer13]

Yeah, so is my quote from Archer, dude.

[@barbecuesauceonmytitties780]

@@late_gamer13 and how was I supposed to know that 💀

[@late_gamer13]

Sigh.

[@ericswinson3719]

Mark: This box requires a *precision* tool as he pulls out his tactical shovel

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Deswan D | Is there any tool more precise or more tactical?

[@SladeDaName]

Pretty sure the whole "you love dolls" thing is just a pretty bad attempt on sour patches' end to poke fun at your fear of mannequins

[@cascadeflogs2134]

Mark: I’m an expert Mark: cuts towards himself

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

Cascade Flogs That’s how experts cuts things

[@spaceorc1397]

Don't WORRY. He's an expert.

[@alternatecornbread3037]

YES, I’m glad someone caught this. In Boy Scouts I had experienced firsthand people using axes and knives wrong and ended up hurting themselves. Please be safe with knives. Markiplier is not an expert.

[@cascadeflogs2134]

Oliver Tasset I’m probably the most untrusted person with knifes

[@spaceorc1397]

Oliver Tasset relax, I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows NOT to cut towards themself. Even if they're not taugh it, it's common sense. It was a joke.

[@matchacreme8994]

The opening of the video- “I’Ve gOt Box”

[@avaavwy324]

Somethin somethin

[@y.smoggy1420]

It really rocks

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Welcome to the grand finale...

[@calendars2311]

When Amy said “you’re sour then sweet” I thought she was implying that Mark is actually mr. patch.

[@brandonchan5387]

Yeah that would've been a great way to end the video, rather than him... Disintegrating?

[@d.plaguethedocter8542]

Brandon Chan hmm I don’t think he just melted into like blue goo. I think he turned into a blue sour patch at the end.

[@Hopefell]

Are you implying *he is not?*

[@Kira-pk2ed]

don't mind me, just putting a timestamp for me here at 0:14 because that "I've" was beautiful

[@itsmayhemily]

I absolutely love how passive-aggressive Sour Patch Kids is being.

[@mw2zorzest]

Yeah, much more fun than other companies being all official and bland.

[@ellen2494]

"Alright Mark." 😂

[@devi_ty]

well it’s because first, they’re sour, but then they’re sweet