THE NEMESIS RETURNS | Resident Evil 3 - Part 1

[@KamenRamenStudios]

What I never expected to hear a son to tell his Korean mother: Mom. I can't study Korean right now. I have to play video games.

[@dharkstworld707]

...without a sandal finisher :P

[@newvagasrooster9568]

Same

[@Idonthateutoo]

Kamen Ramen Studios I had to unlike either the number of like u have 420 babey👊😎

[@oedededed123]

@@Idonthateutoo lol

[@browniebutt6796]

Do you smell that ? Can you feel it ? It’s ...... Racism Edit This is a joke not a good one but a joke end of story.

[@hotpotatosalad8398]

Carlos: "Personal space? I get it." Markiplier: "It's called social distancing." x'D Loved that

[@ЭддиФранциско]

Nice

[@messyalien5164]

At least we can't say long distance relationships are a bad thing now. . .

[@rhyscallinan4402]

I blame bad BO. You know how hard it is to get good deoderant in the zombie apocalypse? About as hard for COD to be original, that hard

[@gabriellockwood2780]

Momiplier is such a wholesome person. Mark: "I'm doing a video! No Korean!" Mom: "Understandable, have a good day."

[@tragikk03]

He probably bought her a house with that youtube money

[@biscuit3456]

@@tragikk03 or maybe she’s just a supportive mom?

[@minigxns5278]

@@biscuit3456 How dare you use logic for a reasonable situation. Off with your head.

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@tragikk03 Why are you stating that like there’s something wrong with it? Lmao

[@ir7pf282]

@@tragikk03 And? Good for them! she’s his mother and youtube is HIS work and he earned his money with hard work

[@rummagetherum]

Markiplier: “Put it in storage, keep it forever” *fast forwards to resident evil 8* Markiplier: “Hey babe!” *as he pulls out Lady D’s corpse he’s been keeping*

[@omishjew6927]

Did u notice that the intro when they put the syringe in that thing it was the werewolf from RE8

[@Mwsa91]

@@omishjew6927 pretty sure it wasn't . The thing has chest muscles a a more humanoid body.

[@omishjew6927]

@@Mwsa91 oh ok just looked alittle like it

[@Muniiv]

Lmao-

[@MrNUT-jl3cg]

@@omishjew6927 it was one of the tyrants or the nemesis I think, but it does resemble the werewolves from 8

[@TortillaCh0mper05]

The note specifically says DON'T shoot at generators. Everyone playing RE: so anyway i started blasting

[@ElectronicaAvanzadaPrismaCem]

Bang Bang tryna shoot nemesis in the back, but i dont look so good either

[@DarkRavenWolf50]

Thats because whoever wrote that didnt expect to be chased by a giant freak of horrors xD

[@DarkNight3603]

I know youre joking here but to be fair. In video games when they tell you NOT to do something. You do it, because in the current situation, you need to cause a little mayhem, not enforce safety.

[@alexdhamp]

It says not to shoot them as a safety measure...it's a zombie outbreak, fuck safety measures. Same with shooting red barrels.

[@user-ox8vf3vv9b]

Hey man. I gotta do what I gotta do.

[@annabellajohnson3104]

Mark really saw Carlos's hair and was like "that's it. that's my new look."

[@RealGreenrh]

I thought he looked like Rambo. Maybe he is.

[@RealGreenrh]

@Kepler 186-F Hey.

[@orezoria6348]

@Kepler 186-F AWKWARD

[@catherinemartin1957]

@Kepler 186-F wtf dude

[@pranayjha9224]

@Kepler 186-F you don't belong in this galaxy. Go to Andromeda.

[@johnwright8873]

Note: "Eat your greens!" Mark: *Puts them away in a box and immediately gets bugs in his guts*

[@sapphiredawn4321]

Mark will never change

[@jxstasyko]

Lost my appetite for 5 seconds then I kept eating crabs

[@sitchi5133]

@@jxstasyko crabs are amazing

[@raijyn2452]

@@sitchi5133 Jacksepticeye: "JIM'S GOT CRABS!"

[@patrickstovall2262]

No one said he was that smart

[@dr.catshark9204]

1:11:29 nemesis is looking in just like “can you get me a toy while your in there please”

[@KhushiSharma-ci2kf]

Nemesis whenever we enter the safe room: Understandable, have a nice day

[@manuel7098]

Not for me, when I entered the garage safe room he just walked in and scared the absolute shit out of me

[@largeroyster]

It’s how schools think safe spaces are

[@Hurriedmarch]

@@manuel7098 same

[@clonesaga2802]

@@manuel7098 bro he walked in on me to I was like “how’d you get in here” 😂

[@noobmaster6823]

Nemesis 000.001 seconds when you leave the room: cowabunga it is!

[@SenkUwULol]

Fun resident evil fact: The car Jill drives into nemesis is actually Ethans car from RE7 but with a different color.

[@Nechrostriker4]

Groovy 😎

[@PyranoTheDev]

They retextured it. Nice

[@moaningcactus5890]

Yeah I noticed it too

[@tyr9499]

So not his car

[@nevaeh9125]

@@tyr9499 "If I paint it a different color, no one will notice." - Ethan, probably

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Mark lusting after Carlos while simultaneously being a strong independent woman who doesn’t need no man is probably one of the funniest things in all the resident evil 3 playthroughs.

[@justalittleturtle5600]

@Jesse Davis You couldn’t have said it any better. presh

[@bonniefazman9065]

@Jesse Davis Facts 100

[@rowanthestupid7526]

I am proud to be the 1,000th like.

[@dakodalingren4181]

Mark just wants some of that vise grip

[@bluejay3748]

7 days to die quote :D

[@beachlove7519]

Mark simping for Carlos is the best thing I’ve seen all year…aside from mark simping for Lady Dimitrescu

[@thateditorcat6699]

Study Korean-?

[@loki4807]

I only SIMP for 2 Jill and Claire OR at the very least one of Dimitrescu's daughters specifically Bela

[@loki4807]

I've simped for one character or another in every game

[@cjisok0964]

@@loki4807 🤨

[@jkeebla]

@@loki4807 🤨ayo?

[@thatonecatwiththetophat]

I love how the entire first part of this is just Jill getting her ribs broken several times and being completely fine with it.

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Mark: MY RIBS! MY POOR BROKEN RIBS Me: Your ribs? More like your EVERYTHING! Jill's skeleton should be gravel after the Nemesis tossed her around like that!

[@BreslinHeil]

thank you for spoiling it

[@austinlueck1730]

breslin heil it's been 2 months bro

[@MrLukeDew]

What about that rocket hitting like 1 meter from her

[@Rads994]

Does jill even have ribs anymore

[@t_t9269]

Nemesis: *Throws Jill across the room* Also Nemesis: Okay, I'll let you get some toys. I'll just wait out here

[@shortking_05]

sounds like siblings rivalry alright

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

@@shortking_05 Or Nemesis is just a little dumbass. Idk heh.

[@aereiq]

it's so nice when bosses give you some fresh start to get better instead of... You know, ending misery in one scenery.

[@roseannah.9963]

What a gentleman.

[@everythingsalright1121]

yeah i bet he got some toys for her alright wink

[@SliverSaurus]

Chris: 'Hey Jill! We're having a barbecue this Saturday, wanna come?' Jill: 'Oh? What are you guys having?' Chris: 'Well, first we're gonna make some ribs, an--' Jill: **nervous breakdown**

[@tordurthomsen957]

Psykhosaurus this comment deserves more likes

[@gremlinwc8996]

@@tordurthomsen957 don't worry, I got em

[@russinbuston4348]

@@tordurthomsen957 *Prepares Like Bot*

[@user-bh1mi3qc4p]

Jill: _PTSD intensifies_

[@pissy4476]

Vaughn Pflug smitheroons? More like.... smitheRIBS

[@constantly_nerfed]

“I shouldn’t even bother saving gunpowder” Mark, playing the RE2 remake: “Heresy”

[@loki4807]

This is blasphemy. Arsenic! HERETIC!

[@That.-One_Guy]

ongggg

[@lolzxl9184]

“The Virus is spreading everywhere” Countries in real life: nervous whistling

[@Ankit-xe3vx]

Ah dats smart

[@dominictorreto8703]

Bruh

[@gamerzone1853]

It’s the CoronaVirus on steroids

[@bchos]

Coronavirus: *it's free real estate*

[@showdsmount6574]

What’s up dude Even thou I don’t know you

[@taylorshank1638]

Carlos goes in for a comforting hug and Jill rejects it Carlos: "Personal Space, I get it." Markiplier deadass: "Look... we can't... it's called _social distancing_."

[@nekooccult3466]

Aka friendzoning

[@dyt6615]

Oof

[@bloovboi4260]

idk but, was he tryna help her walk again? i still ask myself that one question. but really, did he?

[@ant-mf6kl]

@@bloovboi4260 I know this is a 2yr old comment but I assumed that was the case? Why would he try and give a hug? Unless I'm missing a joke in the original comment

[@AndrewGregor]

That scene with Nemesis chasing you down the fiery hallway is a nice use of second-person gameplay. Also notable that the game uses first-, second-, and third-person perspectives all within the span of ten minutes.

[@txdestroyer-tt4ov]

Mark: show's mommaplier Mark's entire viewing audience: Everyone liked that

[@atharinam298]

Yes❤️❤️😋

[@sorrenzz3610]

@@atharinam298 wtf?!

[@noahheath1442]

Athar Inam uuuuuuuh, wtf

[@LolLol-bz5wl]

Athar Inam pervert

[@darthnemo4241]

666th like!

[@wizrad2099]

Mark- a grown ass man. Marks mom calls- "Time to study Korean." Mark- "No mom, I'm playing video games!"

[@urgae9125]

Best part? She understands and gives him respect

[@thesheriff6889]

Funniest stuff I’ve ever seen

[@darkitty813]

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 The amount of respect for Korean👉🏻

[@nitrowave7146]

That part made me feel happy for some reason

[@oldgpnewgp4358]

well thats mee to

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Note: "Eat your greens" Mark: *puts away his greens* Mark: *Gets french kissed by a zombie and gets worms*

[@Spooky_wendidog]

it’s called a drain Deimos

[@Asutoro]

(- ~ -)

[@obi-wankenobi8778]

that part probably sparked some weird fetishes

[@kaylamears]

Eat your Wheaties kids

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@obi-wankenobi8778 Funny enough I already have such a fetish

[@yoda0017]

Reporter: "This pandemic has spread faster than any disease in modern history." Me in 2021 looking back at this now: "Interesting."

[@acquistar5792]

Yeah, the game feels way more real when you play it in 2020. I bought the game in 2020 and it feels like it makes way more sense and the experience feels a bit better.

[@unknownid97]

Can’t wait to turn into zombie

[@The-GamingGinger]

Push X to doubt xD

[@rafia2918]

HBHGBGB YUHHHH

[@eternalanxiety9653]

@@unknownid97 just don’t take the vaccine and you’ll be good

[@biccedeite]

Carlos: Personal space? Okay, I get it. Mark: No, it's called Social Distancing.

[@Tinylez95]

I laughed way to hard at this moment

[@kpvse]

bicce thanks for the subtitles.

[@irera5637]

こんにちは。初見です。

[@biccedeite]

@@kpvse i gotchu fam

[@kevinthegamer4421]

@@irera5637 sorry I don't speak noodles

[@digital7779]

Nemesis: can cool aid man his ass through walls.. floors... and even collapsing buildings... Also nemesis: cant break through Jill's plot armour

[@theboy8483]

Why?!?! My cool aid joke......

[@theobserver9126]

....It was innocent......

[@ace_cwk]

Having watched the entire play through, the storyline is great, but ruined by this stupid stalker of discount hulk with unlimited ammo of "this is not even my final form".

[@digital7779]

Just imagine though if nemesis came through to just some random music like what is love? 😂

[@irahthompson8296]

Carlos can

[@b.en.t.le.y9017]

Mark: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! My dog freaking out because someone is calling his name.

[@off_suki]

Red Wolf me freaking out because Mark is calling my name

[@Zeroo0900]

Red Wolf lol😂

[@nightmarestudios.4833]

And my name

[@messyalien5164]

Your dog has a nice name, my dogs name is Dumbass...

[@myla2990]

Nyan Cat how exotic

[@jackquentin1950]

When Mark said I'm good with maps, I believe him. When I watched his RE 8 gameplay, it was boggling to me how he was able to find his way easily

[@TP-rs5zl]

Momiplier: "Please study Korean!" Markiplier: "Haha KZbin money go brrr"

[@hamborger9154]

Idk why just sounding out brr in my head makes me die laughing

[@sheesherwhiz3846]

William Winkle nobody Germany in the early 20th century: haha money printer go brrr

[@yeetman3373]

William Winkle time

[@dubio8903]

haha gun go shooty

[@darkproject3368]

lmao

[@horizonbumpy2828]

1:21:45 ''killing'' nemesis drops something extra. mark's probably not gonna read this, but at least others will know this now.

[@Luciferi4n]

I totally lost it when it droped infront of him and he just ran away...

[@Lucifer-cj7et]

I got a hip pouch from him

[@LadGab]

Ikr

[@aliciafraser1835]

@@Ashley05235 The first time you down him he drops the extended mag. The second time you drop him (After he infects the first zombie with his weird head thing) he'll drop a suppressor for the handgun. Every other time he'll drop ammo, or have a chance of dropping a pouch.

[@theoverlander4579]

"Who's the Umbrella Corp of today?" Nestle. No competition.

[@thomasbarnett2385]

YES, i fully agree. The competition though is big pharma and oil

[@River_Katerina]

Oh noes I have been eating their chocolate

[@daddysbratatouille9655]

Wrong. It's located in Wuhan and they made the virus. Just like RE games 😬 Now I'm just waiting on the people to pop back to life.

[@undertow619]

why?

[@christiancresante5479]

Illuminati

[@iaMk69]

Mark: "I'm going to blow you all" Jill: *"Ye- wait what?"*

[@CommissarChaotic]

Special Delivery plays

[@loki4807]

Mark: DID I STUTTER?!

[@juansemino2038]

*it's the end of the world* Mark: *flirts with the first hot guy he sees* me: same

[@alyssamcbride9194]

Yesssss

[@firockfinion3326]

>Jill shuts the large metal door to keep the nemesis out. >The door is framed in a brick wall. >The same kind of brick wall Jill has seen the nemesis burst through like the Kool Aid Man no less than twice.

[@yushakader4991]

OH YEAH

[@nikobg4593]

That will totally work

[@nikobg4593]

Even tho it did

[@deac-hd2lo]

Someone should make a mod to replace nemesis with the Kool aid man

[@FUBARguy107]

​@@deac-hd2loI believe that is a thing on the newer game with that tall dark dude in the trench coat and fedora... Mr X

[@joelle_laura]

Me: *Takes a bite of food* Mark: "Who's munching?!" Me: *whispers* "sorry!"

[@johncarter1739]

The same thing happened to me with crackers

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

He hears us

[@williamsixkiller8093]

Nemesis punches Jill full force. Jill: Everything is fine Nemesis: Nice

[@loki4807]

Mark: MY RIBS!!!

[@loganreano1910]

Dead by daylight in a nutshell

[@3leven4our40]

@@loganreano1910 gets chainsawed and hung off of a giant meathook, and just walks it off.

[@OldNorthFoxx222]

"Use a GREEN HERB to get rid of maggots!" *mark puts BOTH of them in storage* So...you have chosen death.

[@willhotker4653]

He chose... poorly

[@alexdhamp]

@@willhotker4653 Sasuke reference?

[@willhotker4653]

Kami Nana Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade actually

[@alexdhamp]

@@willhotker4653 Looks like I need to watch that again.

[@Karloss00]

To be fair, I thought it was bullshit infecting me during a cutscene.

[@zterrans]

Jill gets out of the apartment and leans against the door like "its okay, I locked him in." He kool-aid man'd his way through your wall, I don't think that door is going to stop him.

[@dustinwells5664]

this comment is underrated

[@sansthegoof9351]

zterrans XD

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Maybe she thought Nemesis Is weak to doors like the aliens from Signs.

[@trijax3310]

though the door fuckin bent to his fist before breaking

[@dust-gripper2367]

Nemesis is Cool-aid man Confirmed 😂

[@Jarock316]

'After Nemesis breaks through the door' Girl Scouts are getting really serious about selling their cookies.

[@tinylittlesprout]

I appreciate this comment, thank you for making me laugh

[@shadofox_artsyt6233]

Lol

[@Wolf_night44]

In my head I thought about this as a Family Guy or Robot Chicken scenario lmao.

[@zerox3936]

I love how wholesome the little note about eating the green herbs to throw up the maggots is" remember eat your Greens

[@wicke_o7]

Imagine you're a fully grown adult, living on your own with your own income, and your mom is still pressuring you to stop playing games and study. Adorable.

[@slayagex]

Lol, his mom's so cute

[@thewolfonfire]

I love momiplier ❤️

[@AcrezulDragogen]

@@thewolfonfire lol

[@alanbrown901]

His moms hilarious as well. If you guys havent watched unnus annus where they do a birth simulation i was dying of laughter when his mom.was explaining how mark was born.

[@pentry20]

@@alanbrown901 yes!! she's so great

[@frankieharrold1819]

Literally mega man everywhere in the toy store Marliplier:”THANOS?!”

[@CREDLACE]

Bad American Megaman is not Megaman at all. I thought it was Thanos.

[@shootoman]

I really didn´t notice it was Megaman. I have played the 8-bit ( and some 16-bit) Megaman games in the past and he sure doesn´t look anything like that figure, but I dunno if they´ve changed it somewhere along the road. At least the original Megaman doesn´t look liket that :)

[@reedrichards1961-F4]

@@CREDLACE it isn't the in game Megaman it is the box art Megaman

[@CREDLACE]

@@reedrichards1961-F4 Yeah Bad American Megaman, look it up, that's how the Box art Megaman is called.

[@lwolllllsmso]

The beginning of the game: “Riots are happening quarantine is going to happen”. Me: Interesting

[@harunz.alnaji585]

@@havesomehotcocoa8076 Lmao

[@bonniefazman9065]

Me: You don't say? *casually sips tea*

[@xXPOTLUCK420Xx]

Mark: "who would you say is the umbrella corp of this universe?" Me: "Amazon"

[@youtubestuff683]

McDonald's

[@ericak7744]

The US government

[@jeffjensen8]

Pfizer seems like the obvious answer

[@tanatlizing18]

Pfizer lol

[@AUG_XZABER]

Perdue Pharma

[@bloodraptorite]

Just a tip for you mark if you ever see this When you do enough damage to nemesis and you stun him, he relinquishes a useful item so be sure to pick those up.

[@jacksonholder2987]

Adding on to that, I'm pretty sure on standard a single hand grenade is enough to get the drop, so if you have some to spare, just chuck one at him.

[@anthrax.7745]

He drops 2 supply cases that has attachments in it. He has a silencer for the pistol, and an extended mag. for the pistol.

[@farismallah5740]

I all the items just fall out of his coats pockets when he kneels like what does he bleed gunpowder and first aid spray

[@nadiah.floots]

22:21 Jill: "I'm fine." Carlos: "Personal space, OK. I get it. Let's go." Mark: "We can't, like - it's called 'social distancing'."

[@astronomical8757]

ffs lol

[@sealver5970]

??

[@bluenatas]

Game Time hope you are

[@strawberriprincess1914]

Lmao

[@laraduette4512]

Mark to zombies: you suck Zombies to mark: clearly not as much as your aim *zombie high fives fellow zombie*

[@TBOMBDABAUM]

Ok

[@JustARegularPlayer]

sick burnn

[@S20171]

but where is the funny?

[@friedrice7876]

HA HA HA SO FUNNY OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD XD LOL LOL SO FUNNY VERY GOOD FUNNY JOKE OMG I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER XD XD SO FUNNY HA HA HA

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Mark: "I just sat down to record a game." His mother: "OH COME ON! Let's do it, come on!" I love how aggressive she is about it. It's the right amount of pushy and comically amusing. :3

[@BamesNondHavingStronk]

Him and his mom they're so wholesome. Momiplier is best girl, can't change my mind

[@littlenugget5346]

Amyplier.

[@anushkapandey8588]

Chicaplier as well. Damn, all the females related to him are wholesome 💛

[@samuelborror5839]

FUNNY

[@littlenugget5346]

@@anushkapandey8588 ye they r😆☺

[@v.k.storytellers1031]

MICROSOFT!!!! THAT IS THE REAL WORLD UMBRELLA CORP!!!!!! Just look into Bill Gates' fascination with viral/parasitical pandemics. Theres a good reason he stepped down from Microsoft. He's gone full SUPER VILLIAN. And he is hiding out in New Zealand.

[@MasterHunter80]

Note: "YOU NEED GREEN HERBS" Mark: "Time to put these Green Herbs away"

[@Iionsong]

I doubt he expected to get deepthroated by a bioweapon immediately after

[@amcg5487]

@@Iionsong my fantasy

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@amcg5487 ok just no that's creepy af don't ever say that again u creep

[@Pyrodagoat]

@@thunderlordabove420 yeah

[@mr.villain9269]

@@thunderlordabove420 what did he do

[@olyskye]

I love how Mark is very thorough with the environment. The fact that he takes the time to pick up every single item is so satisfying

[@darkmikey89]

Hawoly Ba I mean he did miss two gun upgrades

[@ivian8425]

Sorry to Nemi's drops. :P

[@kratoids]

please tell me this is sarcasm

[@olyskye]

@@kratoids Absolutly not.

[@olyskye]

@@ivian8425 Lol i didn't know that Nemi drops items either

[@HalcyonSerenade]

Video: "This pandemic has spread faster than any disease in modern history..." Markiplier: "Topical!" Video: _shows loading syringe_ Me: "No Mark, intravenous"

[@disneyworksgeek6189]

This made me cackle lol

[@Razzy-sr4oq]

This is a dad-tier pun and I applaud you for that excellent wordplay. Bravo!

[@grayskyee]

Love how Mark is immediately more attracted to Carlos then Jill

[@desupermortis]

*than Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I had to sorry

[@celaestisamory1834]

I think he thought he looked like Carlos in the demo, he's self-aggrandizing there lol (but I missed which Carlos we're talking about, I decided to feed the dogs when I got the scene in the demo)

[@wifelordwarstash5919]

Carlos de man

[@dartencorewood2421]

I mean, did you just see him? Damn, that hair tho!..

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

@@dartencorewood2421 yassssssssssssss that shit can slap me any damn day, you can tell he takes care of everyday damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂this dude wakes up like Jason mamoa like Aquaman lol 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@big__dooosh]

"Three more days. Then i can kiss this town goodbye." Mark: "I'd leave now!" * leaves now *

[@Aaron-hv4hr]

Mark: "Your trigger discipline sucks" Welcome to every Resident Evil game

[@JeffreyColey]

welcome to pretty much every game movie book comic and other form of media you mean. Hell even the games where they get military to act as consultants.

[@liepagedziute1345]

Mark: Don't come out of that buthole The spider: Comes out of the butthole Mark: T r a u m a t i z e d

[@CodeEscue]

you spelt butthole wrong the first time

[@waterprince]

I always love when Momiplier makes an appearance. She's so cool.

[@mioevans2083]

Jill: * Breathes * Mark: MY RIBS

[@thesuspiciousorange2526]

Game: GREEN HERBS IMPORTANT FOR THIS SECTION Mark: yes. yes. i see. I understand. I will NOT need my green herbs.

[@HerzyDoodle]

Mark: (Leaves all green herbs in the safe room box) Did I do a good? =D

[@rainbowninja5836]

The relationship between Mark and his mom is just precious

[@AndrewConlan]

Markiplier: my kleptomania will not allow me to leave this area untill i've gotten every scrap of item Mark 15 seconds later: leaves the Nemesis drop box

[@DarkDragon1889]

I laughed at that too lol. Tbf though, only the people who have played the original (like UberHaxorNova) would even THINK to check Nemesis for loot after downing him. It wasn't a mechanic with Mr. X, so most would assume that Nemesis works the same with a few extra bells and whistles.

[@gabo_1439]

How many boxes does he drop? I only got two

[@arkam7r]

“I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna take damage so I’m gonna store these herbs” Proceeds to get bitten 3 times within the next 5 minutes.

[@kingbotmathew]

lmao noice one m8

[@debbiecox5396]

Resident evil logic Get punched by a literal tyrant: ow that kinda hurt When they trip on CARPET: OW MY ARM MY RIBS MY SPLEEN AHH HELP!

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

Nemesis: * has thrown a car at an escape helicopter, destroyed a building, and bursts dramatically through any brick wall in range, and has a hobby for forest fires * Also Nemesis: can’t understand the concept of “doors”.

[@chrisbentley3468]

Lol he walks in the donut shop

[@JoeyIsSobbing]

Bruh You Know It Would Make The Game So Much Harder To Play If He Was Able To Walk Through Everything

[@bradleybarnett1469]

People were excited because Mr. X could go through doors, and they thought Nemesis would too, but honestly, if they wanted to make the game POSSIBLE, they had to keep it so Nemesis couldn't go through doors

[@chrisbentley3468]

@@bradleybarnett1469 he goes In The donut shop...

[@bradleybarnett1469]

@@chrisbentley3468 he couldn't go through all doors. Sorry

[@MandalorianOfMiatas]

Low IQ gamer: "No mom! I wanna play games! Shut up mom!" High IQ gamer: "Oh sorry mom, I just started playing a game, what other time could we hold our activity?" "Thank you mom, love you"

[@aryansrivastava727]

Beta male and chad gamer

[@kianagonzalez1941]

I love him playing as a women and using his booming man voice “Hi you got a rib fixer. Like ointment... for my ribs”

[@madinsomniac5765]

I just imagine that he is there inner voice… I got the idea from a comment in marks re2 playthru

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@madinsomniac5765 I know exactly which one you're talking about! I saw that comment and have been doing the same thing on and off in this series. Especially when Jill was touching her face in the mirror and Mark was saying "Hey beautiful, how am I doing? Beautiful as always. Me. Glorious me." (9:35)

[@Standard_Pangolin]

22:00 basically 😆😆😂 I love it

[@Sawneyy]

"This pandemic has spread faster than any disease in modern history" Laughs in corona

[@CallTheMorg]

*coughs in corona*

[@Deeeeer]

CDC has quarintined every one. Laughs in quarantine 6 feet away

[@BirdRaiserE]

T-virus hasn't got shit on the c-virus

[@zeldacrafter4578]

i snorted when that was said

[@Wizardof52]

@@BirdRaiserE r u sure about that? 🤣

[@swaggerthesaucegod8170]

Mark: “We all agreed that we won’t judge me” *me who has loved him for years* “I would never” *continues to shovel popcorn into my gob*

[@JTheCat]

But are you using a tactical shovel?

[@natebit8130]

THE MARKET GUARDENER?

[@cznsilentstorm]

Mark: "We are not judging me, that's what we agreed before all this. We wouldn't judge me" Everyone: "but you make it so easy sometimes"

[@are-jm7eo]

“who’s the umbrella corp of today” charmin. those damn bears

[@eatit3]

Or ANTIFA a terrorist organization made up of a bunch of left minded extremists

[@cadenbaben]

@@eatit3 ah yes, antifa, the notorious capitalist and corporate loving movement that would totally cause global catastrophe. wonderful take, youtube user E At.

[@eatit3]

@@cadenbaben the US government has recognized ANTIFA as a terrorist organization. If that's not a clue to what they do I don't know what is. I'm on your side I just don't agree with what ANTIFA does.

[@12yeartwihard]

E At the kkk isn’t classified as s terrorist organization tho. The governments priorities aren’t always where they need to be

[@eatit3]

@@12yeartwihard the KKK talk about their beliefs in a peaceful way with rallies and stuff.

[@CorndogCrusader]

Mark: "I'm not gonna take the herbs with me, cause I'm amazing." *Immediately gets injured by the same zombie twice* You're right, Mark, that IS amazing. Amazingly bad, I mean.

[@olar647]

Tahlente

[@contrariwiseowl]

4:02 Fun fact, the mirror was actually implemented as a second room and second Jill model on the other side. So it's not a calculated reflection of light, but a copy that follows all of your movements exactly. Honestly I think it's a really cool workaround, since hardware would find it easier to render two models bound to controller inputs than to calculate ray traced reflections, and the first-person Jill doesn't have a head to reflect.

[@coryskidgel3932]

Crankgameplays: Carlos, your hair is great. Jacksepticeye: Carlos, your hair is great. Markiplier: Carlos, your hair is great. Everyone that played Resident Evil 3: Carlos, your hair is great.

[@Super_mong]

I mean Carlos's hair is great

[@skud2839]

Mark: I’ve just start a lonnggg gameplay Everyone: *Doubt*

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

the games 5 and a half hours long, 1 hour of the game is just cutscenes bruh

[@benjamindupaix6425]

So what he does is he records a lot of the game, like 2-3 episodes and then just uploads them after the point. Just watch what he's wearing in each of the episodes. Jacksepticeye does it tok

[@zombiemex4043]

Me: "Hey, it's Mega Man!" Markiplier: "Thanos?"

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

WHERE IS THIS

[@metro0612]

Me: "It's Bad Box Art US Man!"

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

@@Lyecrenn ok. thanks

[@tybowry609]

@Nick linaras in his defense it doesn't look the most like mega man and a lot like thanos

[@tybowry609]

of course, you would recognize him you are a capcom fan mark I think is just a fan of resident evil and nothing else

[@JackMiles-fw6lv]

Mark: Drives nemesis off a building and smashes him into the ground mark immediately after: "Now lets be reasonable here, we could be friends right?"

[@UmmOopsy]

Game: Gives you greens cause you're gonna need it in a second. Mark: imma put you away Monster: Um...... Ok

[@adamtheriault6743]

Mr. X: gets shot by an anti tank missle, gets blown to pieces Nemesis: gets shot by the same thing, takes a minute to catch his breath, comes busting through a wall later on *The natural evolution of tyrants*

[@YSKAonSite]

Goes to show who been doing more chest day than the other.

[@adamtheriault6743]

@@YSKAonSite I just love that: End of resident evil 2 Anti tank rocket destroys mr. X Beginning of resident evil 3 Same solution doesn't work It's so blatant, i just love it

[@YSKAonSite]

@@adamtheriault6743 Umbrella has their favorite 'sons'. To them, Wesker is adopted.

[@adamtheriault6743]

@@YSKAonSite that explains Mr. X's borderline sad face and nemesis' full teeth smile

[@TRUEHATRED]

When you said mr.x got shot it reminded me of a rapper that died. If you know you know.

[@hotpeiceoftoast6377]

Nemesis with everyone else: *explodes head* Nemesis with Jill: YEET Edit: this is my second most liked comment after a thing about broken bones I'm beginning to think comedy is dead

[@heartofonyx9763]

Hot Peice Of Toast very few things make me laugh out loud. You sir, have gained my respect.

[@vincenttrigg4521]

I wonder where jack is since Jill is here

[@sharilshahed6106]

@The_Pandaren_boi badass* game

[@championnate8736]

@The_Pandaren_boi agreed

[@btwalker117]

Gotta say it was far more stressful watching mark play this when nemesis showed up, it felt far more terrifying than the tyrant in RE2

[@ralliegalaxxie9034]

Probably because he’s a LOT faster and seems to evolve every time you see him!

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Mr. X is just some big tophat wearing guy. Nemesis is a One Monster Army

[@discodeaky8225]

@@PrinceLeviathanas a person who’s scared of bug sized human looking things, Mr X actually triggers my anxiety much more than Nemesis although he is terrifying as well

[@simplewrites]

I like how the game could of ended at the very beginning if nemesis just neck snapped her. Thankfully he has dirt level intelligence

[@gohansama3129]

No nemesis only goal is to torment her

[@RequiemPoete]

Which is funny considering he's supposed to be intelligent.

[@gohansama3129]

@@RequiemPoete i mean yeah. But if you think about it. He does slow you down. And even infected her. And if you also think about it He can use weapons unlike his former tyrants.

[@drewwillis9971]

He’s actually just so intelligent that he’s become self aware of the fact he’s in a game and understands he gets more screen time if she survives

[@bodiefleming8923]

Exactly what I thought the whole time watching that scene.

[@kaeleighkralik7857]

Mark: "who's munching? That's not allowed." *me crunching on pizza crust* :how'd you know???

[@rakketydash]

*me, also crunching on pizza crust* "the heck are these coincidences?"

[@jasonmusquiz4236]

Kaeleigh Kralik nobody:

[@VioVanHelsing]

Mark: "My MOM is calling?!" Me: "Hi Mark's mom."

[@thispeachx]

I've been miserably sick and rewatching Markiplier's Resident Evil series has carried me through it 😊

[@harley162]

Thought I was the only one😂

[@keithereaper2814]

Mark: *always calling his mum asking random questions for a video Momiplier: fufufufufu Mark: *starts recording Momiplier: hehehehe my time has come

[@circuitthefur8596]

Hello if this comment gets top comment can you please make an edit talking about the scammers on Mark’s community page? Maybe he can get the account taken down if he finds it.

[@Check_Mate_Bitch]

KeiTheReaper Ye

[@rachelsyrup]

"This pandemic has spread faster than any disease in modern history" do you mind not hitting so close to home?

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

lmao ikr

[@Nocturnalzyx]

Not even lmao

[@jeffmate5232]

Lol

[@sauron1414]

The great plague?

[@Akaneblaze1345]

yeh They're sons of bitches for hitting that part in

[@BlueStreakStudio]

Hey Mark, quick tip for you: If you're feeling brave, try throwing a grenade at Nemesis. He sometimes drops supply crates that give you some stellar upgrades for your weapons!

[@trungkiennguyenhuu2072]

Blue Streak Studio wow is that truth @v@

[@lostcause5518]

@@trungkiennguyenhuu2072 it is he'll drop parts for the g19 the first two times

[@ivian8425]

He missed the drop -.-

[@lostcause5518]

@@ivian8425 yes he did which i don't understand how he could it's not exactly hard to miss

[@therandompeep1607]

What!!! I didn't know that! Imma try that in the morning!!!

[@ThinkAwsome]

29:07 Mark: I am the greatest! Also Mark: missing shots as he says he’s the greatest

[@squidwardthedankest6642]

Imagine if Jill actually got in the helicopter and left just like that.

[@kit8588]

I'm quite certain not a single helicopter has survived in the RE series unless it was being piloted by someone with a name (and even that won't save you.... rest in peace Mike)

[@UltraZGamerz]

@@kit8588 Well, Hunk's helicopter did survive. I guess Hunk's team is just that good.

[@41st_SGM_Roman]

Most of the survivors from the various racoon city games get out via hemenachopters.

[@LordBloodySoul]

I guess only Hunk and his Heli-Pilot can be accounted for that, since most people in Raccoon city tried to go out via road trip xD

[@edragyz8596]

@@kit8588 RE7's ending showed 2 helumnachopters being piloted by random guys, they survived.

[@StephenHolland-Wildstephy]

Markiplier: "you don't need to wave at me, im literally right here- DINO BITES!!!!!" and that ladies and gentlemen is ADHD at it's finest

[@nadjafatima]

Woah there, no need to-- OH SHIT MY NUGGETS

[@marzgoeslive2978]

Yeah legit. Perfect example is right now. I should be working on my school work and I just was and then here I am making this comment. P.S I do have ADHD and this comment was relatable.

[@boxed_water7624]

Having ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) I feel like I should be offended by this comment but the same time i feel like I- Hey there’s a fly right there

[@ethernian2461]

I love how everyone is making the same joke and-hey was that a BRIB?!

[@nekooccult3466]

I feel the pain from this comment, because I am one with the disorder.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

"Her name is... something Valentine." "It's Jill. Jillthing Valentine."

[@jordannewthomas3293]

Oh I kept calling her jillybean.

[@loreto1851]

jordannew thomas makes sense

[@Redokira]

Her husband is Jack 😁

[@cravensravens]

Its Jill sandwich

[@phoenix5966]

I am 69th like, I have achieved nice meme, I now require 5 updoots

[@kattyallialchemy5025]

I love how he says "Fascinating" at the beginning. It just feels sincere.

[@MadLadMJ]

Me: God dang this game looks good, can't wait to play it for myself... Mark: MY RIBS

[@ivythewitch]

"The lower Midwest of the region is under quarintine" Me: so is it bad that almost the entire WORLD is under quarintine now?

[@ivythewitch]

@WARLORDop well I'm not allowed to leave my house periodt so that's full quarintine for me

[@joshuapeach558]

well to be fair we dont have people raising from the dead, yet alt least

[@lelandslocks]

pretty much

[@lerambo499]

I have a dog

[@Woopah_gaming]

Quarantine HA I think you mean temporary stop in human travel

[@battleship1012]

40:00 Me: *eating dinner* Mark: "Whose... whose munching?" Me: "uh... not me"

[@taileyclark4172]

I was eating at that time too lol

[@Alexander79080]

How do you eat watching RE?

[@Fin_Eetu]

battleship101 very funny..........

[@zwei9314]

Alexander Parker the trick is to not feel emotion, then you can watch anything while eating

[@piggyz_07]

Zweifu, Earl of Jantz the trick is to complete the Walking Dead series only while eating

[@cartermorrissey4328]

At the start, when marks mum called him about studying Korean, was one of the most sweetest, loveliest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@mauriziodematteo3228]

Wholesome moment: When your mom calls randomly in the middle of recording a video

[@mothereric8774]

Mark's mom is the best. The unus anus giving birth episode lol. Guess that's where mark's wholsomeness comes from?

[@lilithc3814]

Wish I had a mom like his, she’s so sweet, loving, and not constantly shopping for milk

[@caliberlight2818]

1:11:28 “he’s just standing there NEMESISLY! “

[@skyavoxii]

Nemesis: Smashes through a brick wall... Also Nemesis: Can't open a door

[@Bobmcbob239]

DaRealMrPickles you think Nemesis breaks walls because he wants to? He has to because of how hard it is for him to open those doors!

[@XOXO_Mythical]

He can open some doors tho

[@silentorigins42]

um actually he can

[@jordinagel1184]

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Tyrants like Mr X, it’s that they are the bane of brick walls and the bitch of all doors

[@Amogus-vf3mf]

ShadowSilentSpeedy42 like one

[@endlessinferno9610]

1:05:06 Mark: “ooh hootini” Mark I know your stressed but you don’t need to start speaking like a Jawa

[@snookie3656]

"Its called social distancing" The balls on this man I'm dead 😂😂

[@MaxonMondert]

I completely lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@olar647]

​@@MaxonMondert how did you do that? XD

[@brilynne7213]

Ola R do what? 🤣

[@notinvispineapples5346]

I started eating an apple when asked whos munching.