funny frog man plays vehicular manslaughter simulator
@shaboinka.5 ай бұрын
What a perfect weekend needs
@zomie_real5 ай бұрын
So true
@JohnJohn-r4l5 ай бұрын
She Martin on my citopants 😩😩
@gggghhhy6kb5 ай бұрын
Frosk
@diegonhathanielagrielabalc25045 ай бұрын
same thought LMAO
@luanthomewagner1875 ай бұрын
Martin starting this challange just made an almost infinite My Summer Car series and I'm all in for it
@SpasticSpelunker5 ай бұрын
The Finnish landscape remains scarred to this day by the Maxwell carpet bombing campaigns, with thousands each year injured by undetonated Maxwells.
@Baller55255 ай бұрын
Truly is a tragedy of all time
@Zelinkokitsune5 ай бұрын
So can you remove the Maxwells without turning them all off?
@nefariousgremlin75545 ай бұрын
Whenever a Maxwell explodes, the glorious Djibouti national anthem rings across the landscape
@ComfortsSpecter5 ай бұрын
About Right for how small Finland Is
@Slightly_Depressed4 ай бұрын
Remnants of world war Maxwell
@richardbudge94165 ай бұрын
The driving grind. The frong behind the wheel. The missing man. The invasion of explosivce cats. The growing criminal record. *the voices grow louder* Frog will commit the funni
@shaboinka.5 ай бұрын
Oh, he will.
@dampsok5 ай бұрын
Boat
@Jesus_77385 ай бұрын
Explosivce
@Emopfreg5 ай бұрын
The frong behind the wheel
@Chris-ok4zo5 ай бұрын
The fact that the word DESPICABLE is in all caps in the title briefly made me crave a banana for some reason.
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree5 ай бұрын
Bornano
@salimelmouaffaq13515 ай бұрын
Are you a minion or something
@fiorino45545 ай бұрын
Wat?
@lema09255 ай бұрын
Banana man, me want a ton. Give me double and a bonus one, this banana flow will never end
@mr.ballree62875 ай бұрын
lil bro ain't a Facebook mom 💀💀
@holmat15 ай бұрын
"what the dog doin'?" falling down the stairs
@bugattiiscoollans155 ай бұрын
Finland called and he picked up
@SuperCoolrandomguy5 ай бұрын
Him reading “1/4th of the earth” and thinking “4 times the earth” is amazing
@NocturnalTyphlosion5 ай бұрын
finnish math
@alexsiemers78984 ай бұрын
Tbf both are still wrong since 1/4 of the earth is 10,000km. They were probably thinking 6000 miles
@notme58444 ай бұрын
boy math
@fhudufin4 ай бұрын
@@alexsiemers7898 6000 miles is ~10,000km?
@thebiggestcheems3 ай бұрын
@@fhudufin yeah but mart drove 6000km, not 6000 miles
@Fossiladder5 ай бұрын
9:47 that obnoxiously loud meow sent me
@Wutsizbukkit5 ай бұрын
I put my phone on max volume for that. BIIIG mistake
@Meenadoesgaming4 ай бұрын
Maxwell: *M E E E E E E E E E E E E W!*
@WorthyEpert13 ай бұрын
Same
@Lunaryx5 ай бұрын
Martin nuclear chokeslamming Teimo so hard he clipped through the entire car and sent the exhaust flying off made me lose it
@DaniRadriendil5 ай бұрын
It's the pause just before he slams the mouse down. You get that moment of "here it comes".
@TheCrazyCapMaster5 ай бұрын
“Teimo… *Get In.”* *pushes Teimo straight through the metal roof into the car via psychokinesis* 🤣
@gabrielv.43585 ай бұрын
nice pfp
@presentrama5 ай бұрын
I saw the words "Commiting DESPICABLE Acts Against Teimo in My Summer Car" in my notifications and I immediately knew: The funny frog man is back at it
@wellsjn15 ай бұрын
Martin, you can no longer escape the factory, it will consume you
@haidi79925 ай бұрын
First Finland, now Factorio What's next? Satisfactory?
@kiwuuspurr19275 ай бұрын
@@haidi7992 Denmark.
@PanopTanopLanopMan5 ай бұрын
@@haidi7992 "the factory is still unsatisfied"
@natsudragneelthefiredragon5 ай бұрын
@@PanopTanopLanopManThe factory must grow...
@Marder_IFV5 ай бұрын
@@PanopTanopLanopManunsatisfactory
@MrLight_BrighterLight5 ай бұрын
Finland is still recovering from the Maxwell Disaster of ‘97
@limey_5 ай бұрын
1995 surely?
@NocturnalTyphlosion5 ай бұрын
"why is the sun just. a circle" martin have you left your house
@laurentfabron5 ай бұрын
He forgor
@TheCrazyCapMaster5 ай бұрын
Minecraft will do that to a frongus 🤣
@pokebronyborn5 ай бұрын
Mart, I've learned more about automotive repair from each of these highlights than all of the times I helped my grandpa fix cars (by holding the flashlight) combined. Thank you for your glorious wisdom.
@popcatproductions96275 ай бұрын
16:16 the commedy of crashing with your car and having 2 CRATES of beer falling out is beyond funny to me
@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad5 ай бұрын
When you're done with all this madness can you post your save game? That way we can access it like a museum.
@presidentmorsi46775 ай бұрын
Legendary idea
@SkillZgetKillZ5 ай бұрын
15:45 ... Martin, he was right he said 4th, not 4 times.... 6,000km is 1/4 of the circumference of the earth at 24,000km
@redheadbrothers5 ай бұрын
funnily enough, 6000km is actually pretty close to the radius of the earth when you compare it to the circumference around the equator it comes out to about a sixth :)
@Tobbed5 ай бұрын
12:17 just perfectly sums up countryside shenanigans and finland in one moment.
@BileyyggR5 ай бұрын
You know what the song is? At the moment you cite
@Tobbed5 ай бұрын
@@BileyyggR I found it with an identifier for you. The song is called Eldankajärven jää. Im somewhat certain this specific version is by Korsuorkesteri but im not sure. There are many versions of it on spotify at least. Or did you ask me what the song is about because then I wouldnt know. I dont understand finish one bit.
@Tobbed5 ай бұрын
@@BileyyggR I found the song with an identifier. Its called Eldankajärven jää. Im ceratin this version is by Korsuorkesteri but there are many others. If your question was what the song is about then I have no idea.
@carlosgear76265 ай бұрын
6:10 THE FACT that he just ran into the massive pile of Maxwells clotting the road just as the twithc comenter asked for them killed me. Also that truck that crashed into them just a second later lol.
@Lyricbobcat5415 ай бұрын
10:07 it sounds like a machine gun when he drives over the maxwells
@jamby015 ай бұрын
The absolute mayhem paired with the RGH music at 9:10 onward is so perfect
@SteelSaint235 ай бұрын
Apologizing to Teimo for peeing on his face and then immediately forcing him THROUGH the entire car absolutely had me dying! X'D Mart, you have managed to keep 3500km of driving simulator ridiculously funny, and for that, I salute you! Long live Djibouti! 😂
@zaidaman96625 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the dev watching this videos while drinking vodka and playing russian roulette alone in a corner of his room
@hgamer71165 ай бұрын
Russian roulette alone is wild💀💀💀
@Sniperboy55515 ай бұрын
@hgamer7116 Sounds like something a vet with PTSD would do… 😢
@viltsu13665 ай бұрын
That is what finns do every friday
@Lunarity_3 ай бұрын
@hgamer7116 hes tied up in his closest he can't, poor topless gun
@kdr12355 ай бұрын
chatter: thats a forth of earth martin: thats not four earths is he illiterate?
@Sniperboy55515 ай бұрын
No, he’s Australian
@jjoshaugh5 ай бұрын
THERE ARE FIVE EARTHS!
@numbdude2006-go3fd5 ай бұрын
12:29 Love how he just AGRESSIVELY slams Teimo into the car
@WorthyEpert13 ай бұрын
9:48 The sound of a Maxwell experiencing the most anguishing pain it has ever experienced
@therealsilverhunter5 ай бұрын
The muffled scream when you ran over teimo made me laugh way harder than it should have
@akira128255 ай бұрын
never thought i'd see the day where martin is a certified death grips enjoyer
@TommysMatchbook5 ай бұрын
Martin noided confirmed
@theone-only-15 ай бұрын
Perhaps he has seen footage
@playedtoomuch52595 ай бұрын
a bored god torments innocent shopkeeper who has done nothing but give you reasonably priced goods
@CioerKieov5 ай бұрын
Mart, Each of these moments has taught me more about automotive maintenance than all the times I assisted my grandfather in fixing cars by holding a torch. I'm grateful for your great insight.
@JuniorJunior-vy9kv5 ай бұрын
3:42 HOTLINE MIAMI MENTIONED RAGHHHHHH!!!!!!
@Ok-gm3vy5 ай бұрын
Do you like hurting other people?
@michaelcoward19025 ай бұрын
2:24 it's called 'The Innsmouth Look'...They're definitly deep ones!
@AsliceOFtea4135 ай бұрын
Alternative title: Finnish man gets harassed and stalked by green frogman
@m00se375 ай бұрын
"war is hell" playing as he desecrates teimos corpse is too perfect.
@rovlade5 ай бұрын
13:01 the perfect sync with the music
@thedenseone64435 ай бұрын
9:25 The music could not be more fitting for the situation lmao
@its_Andrei_Ulm60002 ай бұрын
whats the name of the song tho?
@thedenseone64432 ай бұрын
@@its_Andrei_Ulm6000 I think I saw the name a long time ago (pretty sure it was Eastern European), but I can't remember
@Skippy__5 ай бұрын
0:08 Thanks for putting me in the video, very cool
@ks-bv5vu5 ай бұрын
15:02 " I only abuse you because I love temo... " it turning to something...
@Panhead3655 ай бұрын
Finland has called. You answered. Good job, Mart
@brandoncoleman76495 ай бұрын
12:29 The sudden SHOVE as Timo phases into the floor of the car absolutely killed me, I did not expect that at all XD
@Pasekmasek5 ай бұрын
10:00 this song is forever going to be tied to crimes in MSC
@Sera2N5 ай бұрын
9:42 road of the dead reference zombie clinging to the hood
@justhere46373 ай бұрын
Noice.
@TemperusMaximusM412 ай бұрын
STOP OR YOUR VEHICLE WILL BE DESTROYED!!
@Zetaretiiculi5 ай бұрын
I was literally just watching one of your videos, perfect timing mart!
@Anvarynn2 ай бұрын
“Teemo! Your floor is unsubstantiated!” I don’t know why that sent me so hard 😭😭😭
@sckecherten83045 ай бұрын
The Factory must expand, mart, It. Must. GROW.
@davidklemen52645 ай бұрын
For being the only store owner in a 125 kilometer radius, frog boy is still torturing teimo
@jasminezickefoose5775 ай бұрын
Martincitopants you need to get the almighty rusko, you can get it in the shed next to pigmans house
@trayton10004 ай бұрын
3:10 Not me being stationed in Djibouti and having to hear their national anthem every morning at 8 AM.
@K_Katayama5 ай бұрын
9:32 blud made a machine gun😂😂
@athishmarutharaj60015 ай бұрын
16:01 today an asshole merged ahead of me on the highway and went to the oncoming lane on a hill. what a quincedence
@Nixcillian5 ай бұрын
1:52 Would you rather be alone with a man or a bear? Martin: YEAG
@__-nl7ku5 ай бұрын
I love all the despicable acts against teimo
@fiddlestickjones5 ай бұрын
Satsuma has got to be the most aerodynamic car to ever exist by this point
@GhostTaker-005 ай бұрын
Driving 1/4th around the earth is actually very roughly just 10.000 KM. Which is kinda surprising.... I mean for example my car has about 187.500 KM on it which means it drove around the earth roughly 4.6 times.
@Barlakopofai4 ай бұрын
Fun fact about the radio repeating songs: Spotify had to create an algorythm for their randomizer because everyone was convinced there was an algorythm when the song switching was actually random.
@Nullis_V01d8455 ай бұрын
8:31 Martin’s odd situations
@DaTallFox2 ай бұрын
The way he just Jams Teimo onto the car makes me die laughing every single time
@petermann67615 ай бұрын
6:40 Five hundred cigarettes - 2024 Colorized
@Crewwfoxxproductions3 ай бұрын
RDR2 moment
@walnzell93285 ай бұрын
14:28 Sans Upsidedown, thank you for introducing me to The Waters of Home Depot. Another banger for the collection.
@veemogod91915 ай бұрын
3:20 TF2 MENTIONED #FIXTF2 🔥🔥💯💯
@numjro5 ай бұрын
"Temu will find you, you cannot run."
@tasticola5 ай бұрын
7:27 Yes Rico, kaboom.
@RedPowerHour4 ай бұрын
I wanna see more of these bro, these always brighten up my days. Thank you for the laughs dude.
@bingus__5 ай бұрын
38 seconds is crazy
@panzeriv24815 ай бұрын
Yep
@_bellona_7925 ай бұрын
yej
@_Average_Floridian5 ай бұрын
yeag
@walter_2482 ай бұрын
One of the things I love about this is how the Satsuma becomes progressively unrecognizable from all the bumps and stunts. He should do a before & after when he's done.
@H4L0GUY1175 ай бұрын
was actually expecting this after the main channel video finland can shut up now lol
@nagliskisielius36435 ай бұрын
I got extreme food poisoning and your video helped me power through the pain, thanks Mart.
@aetherealy5 ай бұрын
finally our boy still alive
@goatwithagun5 ай бұрын
11:55 I completly forgot how I did that single comment on the live while I was in the middle of fucking nowhere and I just create a chain of events of people making jokes of johnathan's bizzare stories
@nuclearsu5 ай бұрын
0:50 Light work. No reaction.
@mastergrimm21375 ай бұрын
9:33 Maxwell army have guns!
@benrodriguez49053 ай бұрын
6:34 meow x10000
@mr.crow64905 ай бұрын
hey Mart, I admire your determination to finish this challenge which you are very close to finishing, but I hope that after you are done with it if you could possibly finish/continue the factorio space exploration series before the official space exploration dlc comes out which who knows when will that be because I've been enjoying that series quite a bit and would like to see you revisit it sometime in the future and if you don't that's completely fine. I've been enjoying your videos and excited to see what you come up with next, so good luck on whatever you are working on (if any idk) and I hope have a good day mate.
@Crewwfoxxproductions3 ай бұрын
1:38 oh no..
@v.n.ofishmaster61683 ай бұрын
8:15 Ironic that Giorno’s theme is playing as he sinks into the floor of tiemo’s shop further solidifying he has the stand power of sanctuary
@Felsham5 ай бұрын
Just too good
@SleepyCapy5 ай бұрын
7:29 Maxwell space program. Edit: each time he hits a Maxwell it sounds like a gunshot
@RowanMakesMemes5 ай бұрын
Insert crying emoji with hands up here: 8:25
@austinclements80105 ай бұрын
with as much time as mart spends barely piecing the satsuma back together, he probably couldve just done the goal with the minibike xD
@nechdaught34125 ай бұрын
It has to be the satsuma, only the satsuma can count how many meters you’ve traveled. No other vehicles can do so.
@Low_Qualitizer5 ай бұрын
Finnish minions assemble
@VSteam815 ай бұрын
9:37 martin said "im bowling" "Hey, Niko, let's go bowling."
@BluedPlaysYTMC5 ай бұрын
UNCLES hOME YAY
@IndianaNorthWestern3 ай бұрын
Mart hears fourth and is like "this means a whole four, not a quarter"
@j5prr5 ай бұрын
is the playlist of his radio somewhere on youtube or spotify?
@nhatan_ansinhnguyenxuan5742 ай бұрын
8:35 what a bizzare ride 3:40 HE JUST GOT ATTACKED BY AN ENEMY STAND
@kester51665 ай бұрын
酒豬油豬肉
@someguyonyoutube_8124 ай бұрын
13:55 great death grips reference
@fibecheee5 ай бұрын
BMW drivers: 15:13
@deeeeniiiiss5 ай бұрын
Mr Frog guy, you have no idea how stupidly addicting it is to watch you play this specific game, I just can't get enough of you crashing the car and having to repair it for the 100th time!!!!
@yourboihack66935 ай бұрын
Fresh upload love it
@tha1oneasianguy5 ай бұрын
4:30 **Chinese donation appears** Martin: **Proceeds to play a Vietnamese clip**
@sevenn0va7275 ай бұрын
True
@rockethockett62275 ай бұрын
damn Teimo getting abused too often Mart
@bigmike85865 ай бұрын
Martin, there's this delightful video of a snow leopard just demolishing a head of lettuce. I can send it to you on Discord if you'd like, it'd be great for an intro
@rebel63015 ай бұрын
the harvest is bountiful
@britishgaming65 ай бұрын
>no views >90 likes
@ahmedistiaque49835 ай бұрын
The factory must grow MARTIN
@randomtagr.t5915 ай бұрын
Whats the name of the music in 4:11? Its familiar but I forgor
@Lyonizdead5 ай бұрын
Smooth Red Cafe kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXmoq4iqoLOojNEsi=SYo0W_kfOnVQFLmw
@thegroovy25135 ай бұрын
From Russia with love
@therealraeladventures39924 ай бұрын
Smooth Rest Cafe. I know this is a month old. But I had the same problem. Here you go Comrade!
@JDClampett-fz3tj3 ай бұрын
I know this is like 2 months old but to me it kinda sounds like the loading theme to Lego pirates of the Caribbean
@shepardlevy33595 ай бұрын
The amount of Maxwell abuse in this video is enough to make a grown martincitopants cry