MASS DEFFECT ~ 1 ~ Don't fuck with Shepard's stuff

[@cl995]

You can hijack my ship, you can take my crew, but when you touch my space hamster, you will pay...

[@moniquita720]

no one touches THE HAMSTER!

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

I remembered this video when playing the Citadel DLC for ME3.

[@Santana105]

I love how Shepard's face when he's pissed off at the end

[@prince-solomon]

I've re-uploaded all Mass Deffect episodes with original audio on my channel since ACAVYOS has been inactive for years.

[@PuppetierMaster]

Shepard's Pissed off meter: 1- Kaiden's Opinion 2- Tali's Culture/History 3- Taking Orders from Udina 4- Talking to Criminals 5- Geth 6- Debating Alien/Human Relations with Ashley (in ME1) 7- Complaining to the Council (About anything) 8- Saren 9- Reapers 10- Reaper's Super secret plan to Steal Commander Shepard's Space Hamster. 11- Mass Effect 3's ending

[@TanukiLady]

...LOL never saw that one coming! Keep uploading those! It's really funny lollll

[@ODST_Parker]

They're building a Reaper... A hamster Reaper...

[@GoofyGrazel]

I cannot stop laughing, so glad I found your videos :')

[@TheMentalStateZero]

your vids are cracking me up sooo bad! How am I suppose to go to bed and get some sleep?!

[@MrDuzaman]

Can't wait until he finishes his film. I love these things.

[@liaratsoni5463]

Shepard, it took some digging but, I recovered your Hamster. Yes, I know that you ran at the Collectors half-ready and most of your squad got killed but the important thing is that Boo is safe....right?

[@aperturesciencegames]

GO FOR THE EYES SHEPARD GO FOR THE EYEZ

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

"You fuck with the Normandy and you have to fuck with me, AND NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME!!!" - Shepard prior to the Suicide Mission

[@counterstriker500]

The collectors are about to find out what happens with this video.

[@Zackuzumaki14]

Hahahaha the first time i played ME2, when the collectors came, i really did think that they stole my fish or somethin, but then i saw the hamster still there, that's how i found out u actually needed to feed the fish

[@ginnoveffect]

oh god, Shepard's face at the end XD

[@Raptor747]

You should have shown the Collector Base exploding in a colossal fireball--would have made the punchline SO much better.

[@willowthebored]

That would be the best ending ever.

[@sidhionoakbranch4871]

Holy crap. the sound effect at 0:32 made it sound like something was in my closet, trying to get out...

[@Cheers-kun]

I don't laugh much when I'm alone. ... I almost choked laughing right now. I am alone.

[@lorcan0c]

"WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!" and Harbinger did.

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

0:42 best part

[@MaskofPoesy]

my laughing muscles are failing my face is going to stuck like this :D

[@Phelan666]

Hell, even that would be better than the "real" endings.

[@JustARTificial]

The hamster began this whole chain of events, leading to the galaxy's safety. The hamster gave Saren the 'Stare of Abyss', causing him to kill himself. It then hacked Sovereign, causing it to implode. The hamster then saved Shepard from space, saved the Normandy from the Collector's (never got caught), destroyed the Human Reaper with it's biotic abilities and saved the entire crew from destruction. It later uses the 'Stare of Abyss' on TIM, saves the galaxy and gives CPR to Shepard.

[@liaratsoni5463]

Father! Shh! Stop exposing my top agents!

[@DemonsWrath616]

The Space Hamster has a name, it's "Boo". "Beware Evil, I'm armed to the teeth and packing a Hamster!"

[@ReconUnitZero]

See is face .... it warps .. WITH RAGE !

[@CiaranTheHedgehog]

Assuming direct contTroll (When Harbinger is angry with Shepard for not letting him keep Space Hamster.

[@JustARTificial]

The space hamster IS the Catalyst!

[@dif187]

Take his fish .... hell, take the crew, but .... DO.NOT.FUCK.WITH.HIS.HAMSTER.

[@Godofchaosdragons]

SPACE HAMSTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE WAS SO YOUNG!?!?!?!?!

[@D2ansko]

And.... hamster

[@matriarchaethyta907]

I know my daughters a great shadow broker and all, sometimes I wonder how she gets all her information on Shepard......I'm thinking..perhaps...a little squeaker spills what happens during "down time"?

[@AndyRaslan]

Go for the Reapers, Boo!

[@Tobbe628]

i fucking love these

[@MMkiller98]

Of course he is he is in ME3 too

[@TheX191]

lol nooooo not the space hamster

[@LeviathanOfMan139]

So the entire reaper invasion is just Harbinger trying to get the space hamster back?

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

Still a much better ending.

[@gogglebottle]

and its still a better ending then Mass Effect 3

[@Hartiger]

It wasn't the Reapers, it was Minsc!

[@ranger24ff]

HAMSTER!! WHERE ARE YOU???

[@ODST_Parker]

"Fish still here... awesome... Hamster's still he... wait..." *zooms out to show the Normandy* "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[@TheAnimeBobsled]

Good god, I played the Citadel DLC. They uh, they referenced this.

[@The482075]

Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! Rahhhhhhh!

[@R3CT0]

I see they took his stash!If you know what it is!

[@josephmcconville91]

not the space hamster!?!

[@MangaKeri]

NOT THE SPACE HAMSTER!!! That's my source of relief after a hard mission! =;A;= *sobs and pulls out assault rifle* They're goin down! DX

[@commandershepard744]

NOONE messes with Space hamster!!!

[@RozengerWenger]

Not the space hamster

[@Specterish]

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!

[@MartellusPL]

Bad collectors ! Is stolen the Shepard stuff ! Bad move ! xD

[@ugh1134]

Space Hamster, NO!

[@Shepard6001]

oh no they didn.....

[@LinkMyBoy]

Not the fucking space hamster.

[@Idilyon]

Pa pa baram ba too too roo doo.

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Daynan]

Hamster Proto-Reaper!

[@betacase07]

wait, i hav played all games in the series n i just found out that he had a hamster, no wonder i didint get this vid to first time

[@boospacehamster5522]

SQUEAK!

[@AlexZebol]

Where is the 12th part?!

[@buraidani]

Epic face

[@YusefYandron]

VERY GOPOD AGIN HAHAHA I SUBSCRIBE VERY GOOD

[@JensenStiles]

That was hilarious, XD

[@mattstorm360]

And if you run out of idea can we give you some?

[@matriarchaethyta907]

My father never liked hamsters... He'd use to grind them up and serve it to me as a treat...of course I never knew what it was till I found his recipe book after him and mother died. I wonder if Wrex likes boo-crispies.

[@TrEvADiZasTA]

:'( is it sad if I would react the EXACT same way? "They took the crew." "Damn....we still need to prepare.." "They took your space hamster." "THE FUCK THEY DID!!! SEND ME THROUGH THE OMEGA-4 RELAY NOW!!!"

[@HeliosKafar]

No one can touch Shepard's hamster NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LetYaRock]

eh.. aye aye Commander xD

[@chankljp]

Congratulations! It appears that the storywriters at Bioware have seen this video, and referenced it in the Citadel DLC. A shame that they didn't do the same with your indoctrination theory video as well...

[@Darktomd]

0:40

[@Fenririon]

reaper hamsters :D

[@N7SarenN7]

lol I came here to post the same thing!

[@gigakoresh]

Did you notice that all of these videos released BEFORE ME3 came out, have the "awesome Mass Effect games", but after it was released they only have "Mass Effect games" in the description? Truth is cruel.

[@LupineLoonatic]

F*ck nobody takes my hamster!

[@rave0220]

I'd blame Kelly first

[@Delvanni]

YOU BASTARDS, YOU TOOK SQUEAKERS!

[@ZAWHTETHAN]

nice one :) Lmao

[@mikael6168]

What the heck are you talking about?

[@carterhero]

Lol

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

@x82ndodstx Hilarious!

[@guyunderyourbed1]

Mother of god. 77,777 views.

[@HoD999x]

i don't get it?

[@windwind3170]

They've stolen his Hamster. NO ONE MESSES WITH SHEPARD'S HAMSTER AND STAYS ALIVE! NO ONE!