Mass Effect 2: Best Garrus Quotes

the best of garrus in me2, our favorite turian

[@datemasamune2904]

Garrus: Your legs are calibrations, because I'm in the middle of them.

[@jordanpritchard5226]

*applauds you*

[@kevinbernardini9176]

give this man a medal

[@Mr.Spanish_94]

Date Masamune Garrus: "Are youbfrom C-Sec? Because I find you........Sec-C."

[@bnanaman7134]

This is it, this is the greatest joke on the internet.

[@soarinskies1105]

Lmao

[@Saerise]

This is precisely how Garrus turns all women into xenophiles.

[@ninag8721]

Mmm, that voice :)

[@cinnabar_]

@@ninag8721 for me, besides the voice is that damn hip, goddamn

[@Laoruperteen18]

and all men :P

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

100% can concur

[@falconeshield]

Not xeno if you spaceo

[@psychomagi8701]

"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?" God Garrus has to be one of my favorite characters in fiction ever

[@pfitz9346]

Legions response to that is the real gold. He says something like " statistically speaking Commander Shepard orders us into suicidal situations 2.1 times a day on average."

[@geg_otmopo3]

TBH almost every character says that line. Miranda, Zaeed, Kasumi…

[@bmjr96]

@@welshieranger4697 "toaster boy" hahahah I love it

[@homieturtle9196]

Yeah indisputably in my top ten favourite fictional characters of all time

[@omaravalos1234]

Garrus' calibration line is almost as good as Shepards "I should go"

[@CrashQueen101]

"Most women do find facial scars attractive, mind you most of those women are krogen."

[@JuneShepardN7]

And the other one is femshep

[@meeome7367]

AND THE OTHERS ARE FEMSHEP

[@Ivory5547]

Not Just Woman...

[@beholdmycuteness9995]

That's not true. I have a thing for scarred faces.

[@nickmalachai2227]

On the other hand, most of those women are krogan ;-)

[@GamerNerdess]

I'd marry the fuck out of this guy. lmao

[@mcriggity1131]

You'd fuck the marry out of this guy

[@GamerNerdess]

Kenny Sells Interesting play on words. lol

[@mcriggity1131]

Tabby Doulin I saw an opportunity and i took it

[@GamerNerdess]

Kenny Sells It sure was a good opportunity. lol

[@into_the_wild4283]

Yes

[@zhazha23]

Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system?" Tali: "I have a shotgun." Me: That sounds like either a terrible way to deal with the flu, or an effective one. I can't really tell.

[@Forkontheleft]

It's gonna fix that flu one way or another

[@Uniformtree000]

It's a American way ill tell you that, lol.

[@IamWhoIam114]

"That metaphor went somewhere horrible." XD

[@lunestiacrescent827]

The long pause just while the double meaning sinks in is what kills me the most. Too many writers have forgotten that subtle art.

[@IDKGeorge123]

For all those fans of dragon age inquisition, at the war table you'll occasionally hear Cullen state "I have to go calibrate the trebuchets" and josephene will respond "what, your doing that again?" Little garrus Easter egg :p

[@jainalynsolo]

I've never noticed! Ned to play again I guess 🤣

[@Whoami691]

"You know me i always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink" Best. Garrus. Line. Ever.

[@yyrael]

Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.

[@ndbd9drn]

A lot of precious/beautiful/expensive stuff in the way = aesthetically pleasing views + good opportunities to show off marksman skills when managing to avoid collateral damage in the process.

[@Robertsmith3828]

04.12 that line made me laugh so hard.

[@Volatile127]

Ah, an intellectual.

[@Dimitrisgr98]

Garrus still has more character than the entire Mass Effect Andromeda NPC roster.

[@danielwieczorek1186]

Garrus has more character than everyone

[@Drafaygo]

Garrus is my all-time favorite

[@the13inquisitor59]

Now now, credit where it's due: Vetra and Drack were pretty cool.

[@3DSDF]

The13Inquisitor Well it helps that Garrus has been in three games to develop while the Abdromeda squad has only been in one.

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

@@3DSDF and let's keep it that way.

[@TheFallen552]

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[@garrusvakarian1442]

That's my thing, don't you go stealing it

[@janrudzki5651]

What I say to gf when playing Mass Effect...

[@drackool3544]

Garrus Vakarian holy shit it's him

[@aintnoslice3422]

+SCP-049 The Plague Doctor Can someone explain this inside joke to me? (Never played mass effect. please don't hate me.)

[@icblundell60]

Ain't no Slice Garrus spends alot of time calibrating the Normandy's forward guns. In between missions when you talk to him he'll often say "Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

[@nathanielgrindstaff4909]

Shepard: How did you manage to piss off every major gang on Omega? Garrus: It wasn't easy. I really had to work at it.

[@lolicanadian]

You forgot: "It wasn't easy. I reeeeeaaallly had to work at it."

[@TheCatloverCG]

When does he say this quote again?

[@lolicanadian]

@@TheCatloverCG At his recruitment mission on Omega, if you choose to ask him about how he managed to three merc gangs to team up against him.

[@TheCatloverCG]

@@lolicanadian thanks! 😀

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

agreed...

[@Milkaway-pv8du]

"Don't shoot him!" "*Headbutts Harkin* I didn't shoot him..."

[@MapleCotton-420x]

Thats my fave line

[@birdiebubbles6927]

I was trying to get romantic with garrus (he's my fave character and I named my turtle after him) and he kept saying the calibrations thing. I ended up yelling "LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"

[@birdiebubbles6927]

Lol

[@Articwoem]

+Robin Cutiepie he calibrated you

[@birdiebubbles6927]

+jacob Morcha he sure did XD

[@lcommentariat538]

Well, consider me seduced.

[@Blackfire1694]

I used this guy in every mission possible, from ME1 to ME3, best companion ever!!! For Garrus Vakarian!!!

[@Rodlfisher]

"Anyone else hungry?" hahahahahahaha I love Grunt.

[@S117M4sterChief]

Zaeed: Is there any smell that doesn’t make you hungry? Grunt: I don’t know yet

[@donglegs]

Jesus, that voice is sinful. I'm romancing Kaidan this time and I feel like I'm cheating on him just by listening to Garrus.

[@shellsmith831]

Me too!

[@michaelkeaton5394]

It's even sexier in french...

[@lukedelameter7961]

@@michaelkeaton5394 How is that different from literally anything else?

[@TheRealGarg]

i loved the calibrations bit at the end, nice touch

[@MiyokoIsDead]

X'D love it. Garrus is one of those characters that will never get old.

[@kelseymorgan1159]

The one person who disliked the video is probably a jealous Kaidan.

[@tanaypandey1771]

LOLOLOL

[@megasenpaiiid8768]

shepar: garrus i need a little calibrations garrus: .... shepar: garrus ? garrus: calibrations

[@stephenprochniak2224]

"Tell me about your immune system" " I have a shotgun"

[@sokkydesmond1066]

I love the way his voice sounds, it feels chocolatey and smooth.

[@666sparton666]

8 years ago....damn...it feels like a lifetime ago. What me and Shepard had together was very special, i miss her

[@chloenyan9952]

Ouch, I was happily scrolling and that comment stung me

[@DemonPrinceofHell]

Baldurs Gate 3 almost scratches that itch with Astarion. No one will ever replace garrus though.

[@sandythemaster6898]

Garrus: Hospitals aren't fun to fight through. Shepard: What is fun to fight through? Garrus: Gardens, electronics shops. Antique shops, but only if they're classy. Damn Garrus is smooth.

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

Garrus : So tell me again about your immune system Tali : I have a shotgun Garrus : Does it need some TALIBRATIONS? :3

[@lukedelameter7961]

Tali: -_- ^silently raises her shotgun^

[@qanh96]

Garrus is the only character I feel comfortable having a bromance with just saying

[@VlasimoEstacimo]

Tui cũng thế Chết mê chết mệt vì nhân vật này.

[@omgabanna]

If garrus hadn't been there to calibrate those guns everyone on the normandy would have been dead in the first masseffect.

[@AmberyTear]

I'd marry his voice if that was possible. ;_;

[@michaelkeaton5394]

I would marry his English voice and cheat with the french version...

[@S117M4sterChief]

Let’s not forget Traynor found EDI’s voice attractive, so I’m not surprised

[@jackbaxter2223]

I've seen loads of pictures of Garrus with quotes, and I always imagined his voice to be deeper and rougher than this. Not saying this is a bad voice (It's sexy as hell, and I'm a straight guy), but very different to what I imagined.

[@okami_eddy]

+K IRA That's probably because Garrus's personality is based more on wit and charm rather than brute force. If you want brute force, you've got Urdnot Wrex (or Grunt).

[@daddymcdoob7862]

+Edward Keiper (Chibi Fireball) no, more just like wrex. I don't really like how smooth Grunts voice was

[@jumeauxelaine3960]

+M's Game Lounge could be because Grunt is so young

[@SyxxPunk]

K IRA I'm gonna be honest, when I first saw Turians, I expected a raspier voice, something like Dinobot from Beast Wars. But this. I like this a lot.

[@shineinouzen7412]

it's deep and higher-pitched at the same time. Turians have 2 vocal chords. Thats why its so intoxicating.

[@blueshit199]

Damn, I'm a straight guy yet I made my femShep romance with Garrus, he's such a bro x)

[@gideonroos1188]

NE? There's only one character I really want in Andromeda, and it's Garrus. I so hope people mod him in as soon as possible.

[@SRT_Ashamane]

I'd be happy if we had a Garrus-equivalent. Same voice actor and personality, we'll all just pretend it's a different character for story purposes. Hell, give him Nihlus's appearance and kill two "But I want it" birds with one stone.

[@gideonroos1188]

RosencrantzLives Garrus and his calculations. Then I'm happy.

[@danielwieczorek1186]

Beeing attracted to garrus is natural

[@hiibillymayshere4238]

Gay

[@ahvi3038]

I hope the next Mass Effect game has a Garrus-like character. Or Garrus himself (though I doubt that'll happen).

[@hekatebleble4800]

Ahvi303 yep. He'll be already dead probably. Let's not forget Garrus is not a youth in Shepard's times. We have a big chance to see Liara, but I don't like her that much to be enthusiastic about it-she's just boring in my opinion, though the devs seem to think otherwise.

[@StermaPerma]

Hey guys, I just made a geek-art of garrus! If you want go on my twitter page: CriticsCave, or send me an e-mail: [e-mail] I really want to see what you guys think! :)

[@stronghold244]

+Hekate Bleble what if it would be garrus's kid that would be cool

[@adaikonen]

+stronghold244 no that would be just heart breaking for those who romanced him ;3;

[@blueshit199]

+Hekate Bleble I'm pretty sure Garrus is about 30-something standard years old, since Saren was 40 in ME1, and I'm pretty sure Garrus is younger then Saren.

[@annakoroknay]

My favourite: "What is fun to fight through? Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they are classy." I can totally see Garrus, Shepard and Wrex fight in an antique store and completely destroy it :D

[@garrusvakarian9761]

Oh, man...

[@ryanbehnke8107]

Garrus Vakarian do you need some more calibrations?

[@S117M4sterChief]

Garrus Vakarian You miscalibrated your fame, Garrus...

[@freddirak3033]

'Tell me again about your immune system.' 'I have a shotgun.' 'Maybe we'll talk later.' One of the reasons Garrus is my new favourite Turian on the Citadel.

[@Soelbro]

Garrus is "the" only best friend you have.

[@snailmail2000]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder for a video game character

[@YevaKhachatryan]

2:13 hold the fuck up, is that General Tullius from Skyrim? He even kinda looks like him, holy crap

[@ItsJustFox]

Yup, same voice actor

[@nomorepartiezz]

ahh my two favorite video games combining

[@prophet1619]

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible!

[@AWD4everfree]

Damn right.

[@garrusvakarian1442]

Hello OTHER me!

[@PythonPolaris]

Garrus Vakarian god dammed clone!

[@TheNatureFreak1]

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum _OH __-SHI-_ Are you ready to be a.. _woman_? *NOOO!!!*

[@TheFurryNazurah]

i have a shotgun.maybe we'll talk later... that made me laugh my ass off.

[@TheFurryNazurah]

mixorin hehe....glad im not the only one to think of that..

[@hahndragoner5236]

+The Furry Nazurah Her shotgun is out of amo. And Garrus has lots of amo perfectly calibrated for her shotgun.

[@TheFurryNazurah]

HahnDragoner 523 Everything Garrus has is calibrated. And i like the pun.

[@beepbeep2045]

Hmm I didn't know I was this famous on Earth. Not even Palaven has this much videos of me.

[@random_estonian5356]

Garrus your such a badass! And are you going to ressurect shepard? And please take a vakasion!

[@beepbeep2045]

Margus-Matis Roo Calibrating a giant gun is a vacation to me. As for resurrecting Shepard I don't think that is possible... Unless there is some reaper tech that can make organic life forms come back to life. Maybe we could work with Cerberus maybe make a Lazerus Project 2.0 oh wait Shepard killed the Illusive Man hmmm... I'll check with Mordin oh wait he is dead hmmm... Maybe Legion has some Geth technology oh wait he is dead hmmmmm... Oh what about oh wait he is dead as well.

[@random_estonian5356]

Well... crap. By theway when EDI malfuncioned. That whose funny! And i killed tali... I think... Well... Good luck finding my and getting revenge! P.S You will never find my! Muhahahahaha!

[@beepbeep2045]

Margus-Matis Roo Damn you!!!

[@random_estonian5356]

Oh wait i missed.. Tamnid. Well atleast i can kill your closest friends! And blow up a whole turian city! And its the most populated you might whanna go and save them from the nuke! you have 2 weeks! Muhaha and by the way heres a message from Tali : Whi did you let that terrorist almost kill my?! Oh no Help!!!! (last known place : fas neema

[@jcorr09ajxd12]

2:38 to 2:44 Garrus:"thats unfortuante, hospitals aren't fun to fight through" Femshep:" what is fun to fight through?" ( sarcastic voice ) Garrus:"gardens, eletrical shops, antique stores, but only if their classy" XD

[@Alphatrooper08]

This video made me laugh, but the rest of it will have to wait for a bit....

[@garrusvakarian1442]

Hello me!

[@OnitaFreeze]

Still working on this damned calibrations

[@taranova12]

I just started my second playthrough of ME2, decided to romance Garrus, and when he said that I paused the game and hid my face and laughed so hard I cried

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

What about when he tries flirting before the Omega 4 Relay? "So your hair looks good and your waist... is very supportive."

[@ericskinner2039]

Now believe it or not, this gun still needs calibrating. I'm gonna see if I can get the old girl back in shape, I'm sure somebody has messed around with it.

[@westwoodzone]

Gray....I don't know what to do with gray...

[@JuneShepardN7]

Goddamit Garrus. You and your sexy voice and your goddamn calibrations!

[@bluemoonslightASMR]

2:37 quote based on personal experience from dealing with Silent Hill Series. Sure there are others who can give other games where fighting through a hospital was less than fun. :D

[@gepdoxxvi6253]

Dead Space trilogy. ._.

[@phinny5608]

Nicely put together and good choice of quotes. Definitely deserves more views.

[@NoFinalAnswer]

... But only if they're classy...

[@8BitMisdreavus]

"Wait.... that metaphor just went somewhere HORRIBLE." Oh my god, I was thinking the same fuckin thing

[@darthveatay]

Garrus always says the best stuff

[@thod8820]

IN the first one he was alright. The second one on he was the best character and a bro. Letting him die in a Renegade Playthrough is about the worse thing you can do in it.

[@DanieltheManic]

That's it. I'm taking Garrus on all my missions now.

[@BladeLigerV]

I want to play this game over and over just to see what these guys have to say

[@JBrander]

Garrus Brokarian

[@paumendez2004]

There is so much fan art of him that I just had to find him. I don't regret it.

[@BackSet]

Garrus really does have a great voice.

[@reynachavezhusaimanuel3276]

2:48 one of my favorite Garrus quotes

[@gladiatorone9023]

11 years... Still one of my favourite characters in fiction!

[@cbear36912]

I work at Starbucks and occasionally the machines need maintence. Our repair guy was in the other day and was fixing while on the phone. He kept saying "calibrate".....I was dying! But nobody I worked with would have gotten the joke so I had to keep it to myself :(

[@moonprismgirlie]

This was great!

[@anigodess]

God I love Garrus. I'm going through my 3rd play through and he is still my favorite in the freakin trilogy.

[@Anonymos185]

1:15. Lol Grunt just beat all of garruses comments in this video!

[@user-vq4gx9dg8c]

1:31 This two such jokers. Damn, i love them❤

[@SkrapMetal84]

Ill be here if you need me.

[@cobalt_zero3582]

Tell me about your immune system "I have a shotgun" As said by Tali

[@tyrant351]

Man maybe I'll shell out the cash for a 360 and the Mass Effect series just for Garrus.

[@frenchfrey65]

do it, he's awesome in all 3, ME3 more so in particular

[@RhoneM]

Why not just get them all on pc?

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

0:36 that rules him out as batman...

[@KritoSkywaker]

"There is no peptalk like an millitary peptalk."

[@kikiza123]

his voice slithers through my soul

[@snarlador]

Garrus is the best! That was an epic ending, well done. "Firing a high impact shot!"

[@MyNameIsJennyToo]

thank you! (:

[@cage5577]

"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heatsink" xD

[@cameronjohns2140]

"can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations" never gets old

[@LunaEquine]

That touch at the end with the calibrations. XD I can't stop laughing.

[@kreimar5662]

Aliens & non-humans always have the best voices

[@engel123654]

garrus already "calibrated" shepard to fit his big "magnum"

[@ChaserHati]

1:20 hits different after 2020

[@MKanakaredes]

I was always standing behind him and saying "calibrate me!" xD

[@vh1077]

Garrus is love, i would totally fall for him, damn reality for not having him in it😅

[@predragsubotic8059]

Ah the good old times!

[@MistressJaleeni]

RIP all the tables that I flipped every time I tried talking to Garrus and he mentioned his damned calibrations. Dx

[@2000ballz]

"SCRATCH ONE" "There we go!"

[@jakedge3]

That was low. now we'll never be able to unhear it. take it, you take my like!

[@s-094cam5]

The best and funniest line has got to be 1:53. No arguments for any other line can be made.

[@smartboy201]

0:57 Garrus: "More than one way to work off stress, I guess..." *cursor starts moving to 'We could ease stress together'.* *scene changes* Ahh, you tease, you! :p

[@cryingblindeyes]

2:08 one of my top fave lines of his!!!

[@tempest6840]

At 1:38, I just help but laugh when Garrus is talking about taking Grunt to a strip club while looking at the Krogan who just looks back at him

[@hellothisismufin]

Garrus: "Hospitals aren't fun to fight through." Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus: "Gardens, electronic shops, antique stores, but only if they're classy." I fucking love Garrus

[@alexanderhunt88]

Thank you Evolutionary Ideas

[@samcollends]

Garrus is so fucking cool and badass. Love the blue

[@jj_grabes]

Grunt stole the spotlight for me when he talked about being hungry while surrounded by burning bodies. Tali too with the "I have a shotgun.: I forgot she is simultaneously one of the sweetest characters in the game and has no chill.