Mass Effect 2 - Biotic God (All Squad Dialogue)

[@unplugthematrix12]

Zaeed is the guy that kneecapped every guard in skyrim.

[@titanusdaconus3842]

UnplugTheMatrix I used to be an adventurer like you, until Zaeed Shot me in the knee.

[@maximelenaerts4583]

+Titanus Daconus (High-Teck87) Though that in the nordic culture, taking an arrow in the knee means getting married...

[@roganmcflubbin1108]

+René No it doesn't. Some random dude on 4chan made that up.

[@Nixonitus]

And everyone believed him. Bless you, 4chan.

[@Uxas_D_Sigma]

Maxime Lenaerts So, if acquiles and paris whe're nordic, that would be incest

[@karlmeisner99]

"His operating system is unstable, he will fail" Legion you are awesome

[@CaptainSpycrab]

"The first thing a god must master is itself."

[@potatoesmashymash5836]

@@sbsbsb6057 The geth use Debian because it's stable.

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

I just use this in casual conversation now

[@griffingower1883]

Legion is also correct most of the time

[@Romczy]

@@sbsbsb6057 they don't use Windows both in software and hardware meaning xD

[@Xamuswing]

"Sleep well. And dream of bulbous woman." I will use this phrase one day.

[@takaro0]

4 years later. Status Report!

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

I can’t believe Thane said that lool I thought it was Zaeed or maybe Garrus

[@8Rincewind]

I'm fairly certain it's a reference to The Princess Bride, I would love it if Thane was a fan of that movie.

[@ConorWilliams.]

Ho hoo, Thane you old dog... or frog.

[@millaz26]

How's it going?

[@CommandoMario91]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Damn Legion. That's deep

[@campbellblk7484]

“I can go deeper”

[@LatchinOn]

@@campbellblk7484 "WE are able to go deeper."

[@pendragon0905]

A good geth knows better than to worship another machine.

[@ajerqureshi6411]

Lots of people give Mark Meer a hard time for his voice work as Male Shep, but this guy voiced so many characters in the game really, really well! The thing is, Mark Meer wasn't Bioware's first choice for Male Shep. He was just hired as a script voice or something, a kind of reference for the proper voice actor. But, since they couldn't find another voice actor, they ended up using Meer's voice in the first game. I think his vocal performances improve in the later games because Meer felt that he was voicing a proper character and not just reading a script for someone else, so he tries even harder. Either way, I actually really like Mark Meer as Shepard and probably wouldn't change the actor.

[@Th3W1mpyKid]

Ever since I heard Mark Meer's "You big stupid jellyfish" I knew there could be no better choice to voice maleshep

[@outlawgaming7619]

Greg Dobson His opinion is his opinion. If he likes Mark Meer as Shepard more than Jennifer Hale then you can't change that, much like I can't change your opinion that she's better than him as Shepard.

[@NexusUnder]

His voice for Shepard improved in Mass Effect 3, had so much more emotion in his voice. Guess it fits the theme

[@Savage--]

I didn't know his performance was criticized. I thought both He and Hale voiced Shepard perfectly.

[@jayive34]

@@Th3W1mpyKid Complete with hand motions.

[@geminiisun6042]

Why is the biotic god not a love interest

[@Xqvvzts]

+Phyre Captor Because Mark Meer is voicing him. That would be weird. That is the ONLY reason.

[@DuelaDent52]

+Xqwzts Presuming the Biotic God and the Commander are hetero/bi/pansexual, wouldn't Jennifer Hale be voicing Shepard?

[@ShadowclawIV]

*_200th Like_* Exactly! especially when he has an infinite amount of best sides to look for. _[Spherical Humor XD]_

[@DrakRiku1994]

He's obviously too strong. He's a god after all

[@Magpie5yndrome]

I mean.... Volus kinda need those suits so they don't explode. So, no sexy time.... *shudders* That's a disturbing image I didn't need.

[@mrchuckmorris]

Zaeed *would* kneecap a guy in a pressure suit....

[@Shinbu1128]

Please, he'd Kneecap a mentally handicap toddler for shits and giggles.

[@PsyrenXY]

Maybe the Volus suits have combat seals like the Quarian ones do. So a single gunshot might not cause them to explode, or something...

[@dragonknightleader1]

+PsyrenXY Unless he has Elnora's shotgun. "Up close, exploding rounds!"

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Speaking of which, how did the Eclipse mercs inject him? Maybe if they had a whole room pressurized, but that seems like a load of needless expense. And preparation. Be way cheaper and easier to just grab a random human or salarian off the street.

[@Beerd_Bro]

@@CaptainSpycrab read your comment fast in Mordins voice...lol your welcome

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

I need to start bringing Zaeed on more missions... XD

[@sapphiredawn4321]

Zaeed always comes with me

[@kungfumaster51]

@@sapphiredawn4321 I usually brought Zaeed along half for his capabilities and half for the sardonic dialogue. XD

[@jadedinsomniac6737]

"Want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?" Oh Zaeed you are the best

[@alnu8355]

"Sleep well. You deluded jack ass..."

[@CheaptasticStarcraft]

I just found out the biotic god was voiced by mark meer. Why am I only finding this out now? Now I'm imagining it's a mini maleshep inside that suit and I can't shake the image.

[@superscaryguy01]

Lots of characters in Mass Effect are played by Shepard, actually.

[@urdnotwrex9374]

+Cheaptastic Productions sheppy the volus

[@zedzamorin1326]

+BatteryMaster Multiverse (Kenneth Crooker) Yep, even the VORCHA! You can clearly hear Male Shep's voice at 3:01 rag doll part.

[@XCVBNMC]

thanks for putting that image into my mind. Jesus its so disturbing

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

Shepard: I don't know what kind of drugs you're on but-- Niftu Cal: We'll bang okay? Shepard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@baklapjr]

I know you can safe this guy but everytime i play this part i tell him to CHARGE

[@C4lmaria]

Yeah, he seems so confident. I'm sure he's gonna be alright

[@captain_awesome2134]

@@C4lmaria He was just knocked over, Any God can survive that.

[@thedeergod435]

3:34 "FEASTING ON HER BIOTIC-" _gentle tap_ *falls over*

[@hoopsonwheels]

"Sleep well and dream of bulbous women" XD fucking thane

[@KaiseaWings]

Heh. Thane would make a good Wesley.

[@XHeavyfireX]

I love Kasumi's line, "Awww, can we keep him?"

[@pendragon0905]

Kawaii

[@jankjason]

Legion: "His operating system is unstable. He will fail."

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Also Legion: "the first thing a god masters is itself"

[@DedMan28]

If Javik was there... Speaking to Cal: Your partner did not report your absence so he can leave early. Face it, volus; you have been betrayed. / Advising Shepard: Commander, sending this volus to fight is not worth it. Let's just throw him out the airlock later. / After Cal leaves: Such a disillusioned primitive...

[@jontaviousrichey1738]

DedMan28 omg best line xD

[@TheBurningGaze]

I was a biotic god like him once, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[@DrMrCole]

You mean Zaeed kneecapped you. XD love Zaeed!

[@1classikai]

TheBurningGaze An arrow to the knee you say? Garrus took a rocket to the face

[@jj0ck33]

The deleted scene is Kasumi's placeholder model. Kasumi was partially in the game when it was released, the rest of her dialogue and real model was added along with the DLC.

[@The_Nightsong]

I love Thane! His line; I expected that from Garrus, not from Thane xD

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." I love you Legion.

[@camiart_casual]

This is the same guy that voiced maleShep??? Wow... I am never saying anything bad about Mark Meer's voice acting ever again. The people directing him for Shep tho...

[@windwind3170]

and he also voice of Vorcha, Hanars, Voluss' and couple of Batarians

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

He is similar to the people who works on Simpsons, one guy can do 124654738 voices.

[@typacsk]

Aww, I was hoping it was Alan Tudyk.

[@tobe1207]

Femshep is a more believable voice for going out for dinner and drinking and making small talk. But the real shep is more believable when it comes to rallying the entire universe and giving a speech to admiral Hacket, and whooping a reapers ass

[@darko1295]

@@tobe1207 nah, Jennifer Hale has a really confident and commanding voice and cadence and easily works for Shepard's heroic moments, not just the more lowkey conversations.

[@zillafire101]

Thane has some excellent choice in movies.

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

It's just another reason why Thane is the best love interest lol.

[@rynlivingston9286]

SLEEP WELL AND DREAM OF LARGE WOMEN! suddenly tempted to romance thane, he's seen princess bride after all.

[@radleycarter8521]

Anyone else catch the fact that Thane's comment might likely be a "Princess Bride" reference? When Wesley knocks out the giant, he says "I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women".

[@camiart_casual]

I hadn't thought of that, that's brilliant! Wouldn't put it past the creators, throwing in that reference, either.

[@radleycarter8521]

My wife dislikes most video games, and loves Princess Bride. She happened to be in the room when this happened in the game, and she loved it.

[@pallybot]

If you listen closely you can hear it's Mark Meer (Male Shepard) voicing Niftu Cal.

[@whisperienced]

This is totally a Firefly moment: "Yes, yes this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it.... This Land." Please someone tell me they caught it too.

[@stevenstice6683]

Curse you, Pitne For, and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[@masterbison8957]

ah yes "biotic god " a biotic so powerful he can bend the very fabric of reality to his will,we have dismissed that claim

[@clashpaper]

Love how Legion comes out with something totally philosophical.

[@HiIeric117]

So...he's the Volus version of Jack?

[@stevenstice6683]

No, Jack is the human version of Niftu Cal.

[@MysteriousBoy173]

4:44 The first thing a God masters is himself-Legion

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

The fact that Thane quotes the Princess Bride is only further proof that he is the best ME2 love interest. Goddammit I love Thane. Zaeed's dialogue on this mission is pretty funny too lol.

[@davido.1233]

I get the distinct impression that Thane's line, "Sleep well and dream of bulbous women." is a reference to the line from Princess Bride, "Sleep well and dream of large women." after the Man in Black incapacitates Fezzik.

[@bandgeek9723]

I like Thane's Princess Bride reference.

[@nintyfan1991]

4:52 Zaeed's got the best line of that one.

[@susterf]

Kasumi: "Awwww can we keep him?" :D

[@Cyclone718]

Lol probably a bad idea Kasumi, if Grunt doesn't make a chew toy outta him, Shepherd's space hamster will.

[@ludrixte1938]

Zaeed has no chill

[@stealthhunter6998]

This is one of those moments where they all say the same thing in a different way instead of unique dialog but it’s crazy how much they have to change each one to make it suit their personality more. What a nightmare to write so many characters and possibilities lol.

[@nefadez]

3:07 oh grunt i love you so much lmao

[@HHopebringer]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Oh, Legion, you bundle of awesomeness.

[@KasumiRINA]

Hmm, who to take Thane with to hear the Princess Bride reference in Legendary Edition? Kasumi and Garrus take priority over him.

[@aipkjbf]

"when i was mortal" and "destroy the Universe later" lines make me lost it every single time even after all these years

[@danieltighe8281]

Everyone telling the volus to sleep well, telling Shepard 'Nicely done' or saying 'So much for godhood.' Legion: "The first thing a god masters is itself."

[@chartreuseking5995]

I AM A BIOTIC GOD... FEAR ME!

[@roberthollister4332]

Go take a nap

[@TheShadowSentinel]

Go to ME3 Multiplayer, and tear Reapers apart!

[@WardancerHB]

Xivitai I know you said this one month ago. And to another guy....but - ok.

[@jakrabbit777]

I like watching these videos cause it helps you see each characters personalities shine through. Jack, Legion, Kasumi,and Zaeed definitely feel the most like individuals, with the most unique things to say.

[@InfiniteEscuro]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Wow, Legion, bud, no need for philosophy! He's just drunk, he's going home!

[@RamdomView]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." I did not expect Legion to be philosophical like that.

[@cosmicjam7027]

"This idiot is no challenge to anyone."

[@Ugrasrava]

Legion as always with the philosophical insight. I love that robot.

[@wm927]

Achievement Unlocked: Great Wind - Recruit the biotic god Achievement Unlocked: The Smell of Greatness - Gain the loyalty of the biotic god

[@Spec0pleader]

lol at thanes sleep well comment

[@TidalWavesLion]

Legion's comment was funny. Soo apparently volus run on windows Vista?

[@Cinemarkerz96]

While everyone is putting the biotic god aside as a nuisance, Legion straight up hits us with wisdom. “The first thing a god masters is himself.”

[@ThePATRIOT8597]

Zaeed and Legion always have the best reactions.

[@82dorrin]

"His operating system is unstable. He will fail." -Legion Legion = best.

[@Cotaqownsu]

"Sleep well, and dream of bulbous women" I just laughed so loud when I heard that, I literally loled, especially to him saying it to female shepard. "Fifteen creds says the little guy doesn't get five steps in before the merc explodes him" That was my second favorite. "Shepard, Want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?" is probably my third favorite I'm surprised that the reaction to sending the volus to certain death wasn't recorded. Overall.... HILARIOUS!

[@KlavierMenn]

He goes down fighting, at least. Didn't he throws a warp or a throw before getting blown off? He wasn't a biotic but mustered enough dark energy to do that. Showing that the true biotic masters are the volus, not the asari

[@HovisSteve]

"When I was mortal, I worked for Pitne..."

[@MBisony]

"His operating system is unstable. He will fail." Legion is so awesome.

[@jj0ck33]

@Nyxiz No idea why the heartbeat kept going because I certainly wasn't at low health

[@frizzlefry98]

why is there a heart beating in the background?

[@redragongaming]

frizzlefry 98 Low health warning...

[@NoBody-qs7op]

“The first thing a god masters is itself”

[@LadyWildlower]

"Sleep well. And dream of bulbous women." Anyone else reminded of Princess Bride? "Sleep well. And dream of large women."

[@yol_n]

I love mass effect 2 more and more everytime I learn something new about it

[@NorthwestChopper]

"He can't fight!" "There's no way he can fight!" "He's too high to fight!" "Want me to kneecap him?" Oh Zaeed, you're so gruff yet lovable.

[@BHKP3]

i started playing mass effect because of this video 10 years ago, thank you so much

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

Look's like femShep is talking to her stoned volus brother.

[@stillwinston3765]

Thane, ever poetic even in the presence of a god

[@avoh111]

I hope things like this are in mass effect andromeda.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Yeah...about that

[@Red_N7]

Sorry for your loss...

[@EightThreeEight]

This might be the funniest scene in the trilogy outside of the Citadel DLC.

[@DL305]

Legion, Zaeed and Thane are amazing. They better have high roles in ME3

[@VintageDefectors69]

I swear I thought he was voiced by Paul Eiding when I heard him (Colonel Campbell), but apparently it's actually good ole Shepard himself

[@SpectreJordan]

Oh god, Zaeed's reaction to the Volus wanting to fight made me burst out laughing. Damnit, why is Zaeed so awesome?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I can't believe he hasn't reported his disappearance, probably so his departure won't get delayed, Pitne picks money over friends every time

[@KILLEROFGOD]

Not sure why but I like Zaeed's the most.

[@GatoSanDad]

He's a badass

[@PsyrenXY]

RIP Robin Sachs

[@jj0ck33]

@onsholo This is Kasumi's placeholder model that appeared if you digged through the game files. Kasumi wasn't entirely on-disc DLC in the sense that not ALL her dialogue nor her model was there on release. But parts of it were.

[@EXHellfire]

I love Jack

[@TheRoflcer]

Kinda impressed Niftu's Voice actor is the same guy who does (Male) Shepard.

[@awwatchingaccount2258]

Legion Win This..

[@daemonhunter100]

I forgot this little dude existed.

[@Spec0pleader]

who was at 1:55?

[@nefadez]

sounds like kazumi, but that's not her, I'm confused.

[@Spec0pleader]

Tuna Salad Still no clue either lol

[@aaronhines8312]

Spec0pleader this was uploaded before her dlc so it was added in later, but without her character model. You probably figured it out, but just in case you didn't.

[@le96g]

I wish we had Javik back on ME3. Imagine his reactions.

[@noncrediblecase341]

0:19 "You're high" Paragon or not, I don't think a single ME player did NOT choose that option.

[@FoxGamer39618]

That last one with Thane caught me off guard. Also why aren’t you showing Kasumi’s interactions as opposed to just having her voice?

[@electroeel148]

What I love about this situation is that everyone thinks that you're gonna allow this high ass Volus into a firefight

[@opticalraven1935]

Garrus, Zaeed, Legipn, and Thane are hilarious

[@shannasemenza8821]

Kasumi and Thane... I will have to remember that for future plays

[@jj0ck33]

@PetiteOzma Kasumi's placeholder model. You could get her into the game prior to the release of her DLC and this is what her model looked like (a generic asian looking human female).

[@RobbyL9]

I liked Zaeed's parting line. "Sleep well... You deluded jackass." He's always been my favorite ME2 squadmate. Man do I hope they put him in as a squad character in the third one. He's my merc brother!

[@rasdan1192]

I owe Jack 15 creds

[@Harper_1984]

4:34 That might be Jacob’s best line pre-Citadel DLC.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

1:50 WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?

[@Benoski893]

Here's what I would say: About Pitne: "Pitne never reported your disappearance. Guess he didn't want his departure to get delayed. Face it, mate. He's a businessman, and he'll pick money over friends no matter what. About his condition: "This guy's clearly on something. He wouldn't last ten seconds in there!" When he leaves: "A quick death avoided. Nice work, Commander."

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Did you know that greatness smells like strawberries?

[@-TakingSomeLs]

Everyone talkin about the companions but no one talkin about the fact that shepard was almost dead in the beginning

[@vardellsfolly5200]

That Volus was.. Tiax, of sci-fi. A powerful god, amongst mere mortals.

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

if you have a good sound system, you can hear the parts of the voice track that are clearly Mark Meer. In-game for some reason it's a lot different.

[@POLE7645]

@Murcilus You can't have her in any way in that scene. This happens during the mission to recruit her.

[@Super_Citizen_Paimon]

My favorite part of this video is the omnipresent heartbeat.

[@Android2137]

Kasumi's lines are delightful as always. As are Legion's. It's rare for Zaeed and Thane to crack me up though. (I'm not the only one who hears that pulsing heartbeat-like noise? I don't remember that being there while I was playing. ...Is this the precursor of indoctrination?)

[@suksas2690]

Description lied. There's no renegade option in the video. Jack s hilarious in that one.

[@RealArcalian]

@3rdGageWar This was before she was released. Back then, if you mucked with the save editor, she could be used/selected only during the final mission, but she would look like that. Her proper appearance was part of the DLC.