Mass Effect 2 - Biotic God (All Squad Dialogue)

Thane made me laugh? What the hell is the world coming to.

[@karlmeisner99]

"His operating system is unstable, he will fail" Legion you are awesome

[@CaptainSpycrab]

"The first thing a god must master is itself."

[@potatoesmashymash5836]

@@sbsbsb6057 The geth use Debian because it's stable.

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

I just use this in casual conversation now

[@griffingower1883]

Legion is also correct most of the time

[@Romczy]

@@sbsbsb6057 they don't use Windows both in software and hardware meaning xD

[@unplugthematrix12]

Zaeed is the guy that kneecapped every guard in skyrim.

[@titanusdaconus3842]

UnplugTheMatrix I used to be an adventurer like you, until Zaeed Shot me in the knee.

[@maximelenaerts4583]

+Titanus Daconus (High-Teck87) Though that in the nordic culture, taking an arrow in the knee means getting married...

[@roganmcflubbin1108]

+René No it doesn't. Some random dude on 4chan made that up.

[@Nixonitus]

And everyone believed him. Bless you, 4chan.

[@Uxas_D_Sigma]

Maxime Lenaerts So, if acquiles and paris whe're nordic, that would be incest

[@Xamuswing]

"Sleep well. And dream of bulbous woman." I will use this phrase one day.

[@takaro0]

4 years later. Status Report!

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

I can’t believe Thane said that lool I thought it was Zaeed or maybe Garrus

[@8Rincewind]

I'm fairly certain it's a reference to The Princess Bride, I would love it if Thane was a fan of that movie.

[@ConorWilliams.]

Ho hoo, Thane you old dog... or frog.

[@millaz26]

How's it going?

[@CommandoMario91]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Damn Legion. That's deep

[@campbellblk7484]

“I can go deeper”

[@LatchinOn]

@@campbellblk7484 "WE are able to go deeper."

[@pendragon0905]

A good geth knows better than to worship another machine.

[@geminiisun6042]

Why is the biotic god not a love interest

[@Xqvvzts]

+Phyre Captor Because Mark Meer is voicing him. That would be weird. That is the ONLY reason.

[@DuelaDent52]

+Xqwzts Presuming the Biotic God and the Commander are hetero/bi/pansexual, wouldn't Jennifer Hale be voicing Shepard?

[@ShadowclawIV]

*_200th Like_* Exactly! especially when he has an infinite amount of best sides to look for. _[Spherical Humor XD]_

[@DrakRiku1994]

He's obviously too strong. He's a god after all

[@Magpie5yndrome]

I mean.... Volus kinda need those suits so they don't explode. So, no sexy time.... *shudders* That's a disturbing image I didn't need.

[@ajerqureshi6411]

Lots of people give Mark Meer a hard time for his voice work as Male Shep, but this guy voiced so many characters in the game really, really well! The thing is, Mark Meer wasn't Bioware's first choice for Male Shep. He was just hired as a script voice or something, a kind of reference for the proper voice actor. But, since they couldn't find another voice actor, they ended up using Meer's voice in the first game. I think his vocal performances improve in the later games because Meer felt that he was voicing a proper character and not just reading a script for someone else, so he tries even harder. Either way, I actually really like Mark Meer as Shepard and probably wouldn't change the actor.

[@Th3W1mpyKid]

Ever since I heard Mark Meer's "You big stupid jellyfish" I knew there could be no better choice to voice maleshep

[@outlawgaming7619]

Greg Dobson His opinion is his opinion. If he likes Mark Meer as Shepard more than Jennifer Hale then you can't change that, much like I can't change your opinion that she's better than him as Shepard.

[@UltimateFeudEnterprise]

His voice for Shepard improved in Mass Effect 3, had so much more emotion in his voice. Guess it fits the theme

[@Savage--]

I didn't know his performance was criticized. I thought both He and Hale voiced Shepard perfectly.

[@jayive34]

@@Th3W1mpyKid Complete with hand motions.

[@mrchuckmorris]

Zaeed *would* kneecap a guy in a pressure suit....

[@Shinbu1128]

Please, he'd Kneecap a mentally handicap toddler for shits and giggles.

[@PsyrenXY]

Maybe the Volus suits have combat seals like the Quarian ones do. So a single gunshot might not cause them to explode, or something...

[@dragonknightleader1]

+PsyrenXY Unless he has Elnora's shotgun. "Up close, exploding rounds!"

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Speaking of which, how did the Eclipse mercs inject him? Maybe if they had a whole room pressurized, but that seems like a load of needless expense. And preparation. Be way cheaper and easier to just grab a random human or salarian off the street.

[@Beerd_Bro]

@@CaptainSpycrab read your comment fast in Mordins voice...lol your welcome

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

I need to start bringing Zaeed on more missions... XD

[@sapphiredawn4321]

Zaeed always comes with me

[@kungfumaster51]

@@sapphiredawn4321 I usually brought Zaeed along half for his capabilities and half for the sardonic dialogue. XD

[@hoopsonwheels]

"Sleep well and dream of bulbous women" XD fucking thane

[@KaiseaWings]

Heh. Thane would make a good Wesley.

[@jadedinsomniac6737]

"Want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?" Oh Zaeed you are the best

[@alnu8355]

"Sleep well. You deluded jack ass..."

[@XHeavyfireX]

I love Kasumi's line, "Awww, can we keep him?"

[@pendragon0905]

Kawaii

[@jankjason]

Legion: "His operating system is unstable. He will fail."

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Also Legion: "the first thing a god masters is itself"

[@CheaptasticStarcraft]

I just found out the biotic god was voiced by mark meer. Why am I only finding this out now? Now I'm imagining it's a mini maleshep inside that suit and I can't shake the image.

[@superscaryguy01]

Lots of characters in Mass Effect are played by Shepard, actually.

[@urdnotwrex9374]

+Cheaptastic Productions sheppy the volus

[@zedzamorin1326]

+BatteryMaster Multiverse (Kenneth Crooker) Yep, even the VORCHA! You can clearly hear Male Shep's voice at 3:01 rag doll part.

[@thisappisgarbage]

thanks for putting that image into my mind. Jesus its so disturbing

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

Shepard: I don't know what kind of drugs you're on but-- Niftu Cal: We'll bang okay? Shepard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lesbians663]

" Sleep well and dream of bulbous women. " Thane Krios

[@jamesross355]

+Doug Dudley That should be quoted lol

[@LadyWildlower]

I think it's a reference.

[@ArtificialIyDeranged]

It is. It's a reference to Princess Bride.

[@NehnBellanaris]

@Chuck Stahlheber Still funny has hell though.

[@GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo]

Princess Bride for the win!!

[@baklapjr]

I know you can safe this guy but everytime i play this part i tell him to CHARGE

[@C4lmaria]

Yeah, he seems so confident. I'm sure he's gonna be alright

[@captain_awesome2134]

@@C4lmaria He was just knocked over, Any God can survive that.

[@thedeergod435]

3:34 "FEASTING ON HER BIOTIC-" _gentle tap_ *falls over*

[@zillafire101]

Thane has some excellent choice in movies.

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

It's just another reason why Thane is the best love interest lol.

[@jj0ck33]

The deleted scene is Kasumi's placeholder model. Kasumi was partially in the game when it was released, the rest of her dialogue and real model was added along with the DLC.

[@The_Nightsong]

I love Thane! His line; I expected that from Garrus, not from Thane xD

[@DedMan28]

If Javik was there... Speaking to Cal: Your partner did not report your absence so he can leave early. Face it, volus; you have been betrayed. / Advising Shepard: Commander, sending this volus to fight is not worth it. Let's just throw him out the airlock later. / After Cal leaves: Such a disillusioned primitive...

[@jontaviousrichey1738]

DedMan28 omg best line xD

[@camiart_casual]

This is the same guy that voiced maleShep??? Wow... I am never saying anything bad about Mark Meer's voice acting ever again. The people directing him for Shep tho...

[@windwind3170]

and he also voice of Vorcha, Hanars, Voluss' and couple of Batarians

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

He is similar to the people who works on Simpsons, one guy can do 124654738 voices.

[@typacsk]

Aww, I was hoping it was Alan Tudyk.

[@tobe1207]

Femshep is a more believable voice for going out for dinner and drinking and making small talk. But the real shep is more believable when it comes to rallying the entire universe and giving a speech to admiral Hacket, and whooping a reapers ass

[@darko1295]

@@tobe1207 nah, Jennifer Hale has a really confident and commanding voice and cadence and easily works for Shepard's heroic moments, not just the more lowkey conversations.

[@TheBurningGaze]

I was a biotic god like him once, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[@DrMrCole]

You mean Zaeed kneecapped you. XD love Zaeed!

[@1classikai]

TheBurningGaze An arrow to the knee you say? Garrus took a rocket to the face

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." I love you Legion.

[@rynlivingston9286]

SLEEP WELL AND DREAM OF LARGE WOMEN! suddenly tempted to romance thane, he's seen princess bride after all.

[@clashpaper]

Love how Legion comes out with something totally philosophical.

[@radleycarter8521]

Anyone else catch the fact that Thane's comment might likely be a "Princess Bride" reference? When Wesley knocks out the giant, he says "I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women".

[@camiart_casual]

I hadn't thought of that, that's brilliant! Wouldn't put it past the creators, throwing in that reference, either.

[@radleycarter8521]

My wife dislikes most video games, and loves Princess Bride. She happened to be in the room when this happened in the game, and she loved it.

[@bandgeek9723]

I like Thane's Princess Bride reference.

[@susterf]

Kasumi: "Awwww can we keep him?" :D

[@Cyclone718]

Lol probably a bad idea Kasumi, if Grunt doesn't make a chew toy outta him, Shepherd's space hamster will.

[@MysteriousBoy173]

4:44 The first thing a God masters is himself-Legion

[@ludrixte1938]

Zaeed has no chill

[@pallybot]

If you listen closely you can hear it's Mark Meer (Male Shepard) voicing Niftu Cal.

[@nintyfan1991]

4:52 Zaeed's got the best line of that one.

[@masterbison8957]

ah yes "biotic god " a biotic so powerful he can bend the very fabric of reality to his will,we have dismissed that claim

[@cosmiclord7027]

"This idiot is no challenge to anyone."

[@nefadez]

3:07 oh grunt i love you so much lmao

[@HHopebringer]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Oh, Legion, you bundle of awesomeness.

[@chartreuseking5995]

I AM A BIOTIC GOD... FEAR ME!

[@roberthollister4332]

Go take a nap

[@TheShadowSentinel]

Go to ME3 Multiplayer, and tear Reapers apart!

[@WardancerHB]

Xivitai I know you said this one month ago. And to another guy....but - ok.

[@HiIeric117]

So...he's the Volus version of Jack?

[@stevenstice6683]

No, Jack is the human version of Niftu Cal.

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

The fact that Thane quotes the Princess Bride is only further proof that he is the best ME2 love interest. Goddammit I love Thane. Zaeed's dialogue on this mission is pretty funny too lol.

[@whisperienced]

This is totally a Firefly moment: "Yes, yes this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it.... This Land." Please someone tell me they caught it too.

[@stevenstice6683]

Curse you, Pitne For, and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[@wm927]

Achievement Unlocked: Great Wind - Recruit the biotic god Achievement Unlocked: The Smell of Greatness - Gain the loyalty of the biotic god

[@Spec0pleader]

lol at thanes sleep well comment

[@Ugrasrava]

Legion as always with the philosophical insight. I love that robot.

[@Cotaqownsu]

"Sleep well, and dream of bulbous women" I just laughed so loud when I heard that, I literally loled, especially to him saying it to female shepard. "Fifteen creds says the little guy doesn't get five steps in before the merc explodes him" That was my second favorite. "Shepard, Want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?" is probably my third favorite I'm surprised that the reaction to sending the volus to certain death wasn't recorded. Overall.... HILARIOUS!

[@KlavierMenn]

He goes down fighting, at least. Didn't he throws a warp or a throw before getting blown off? He wasn't a biotic but mustered enough dark energy to do that. Showing that the true biotic masters are the volus, not the asari

[@NorthwestChopper]

"He can't fight!" "There's no way he can fight!" "He's too high to fight!" "Want me to kneecap him?" Oh Zaeed, you're so gruff yet lovable.

[@aipkjbf]

"when i was mortal" and "destroy the Universe later" lines make me lost it every single time even after all these years

[@HovisSteve]

"When I was mortal, I worked for Pitne..."

[@82dorrin]

"His operating system is unstable. He will fail." -Legion Legion = best.

[@InfiniteEscuro]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." Wow, Legion, bud, no need for philosophy! He's just drunk, he's going home!

[@MBisony]

"His operating system is unstable. He will fail." Legion is so awesome.

[@ThePATRIOT8597]

Zaeed and Legion always have the best reactions.

[@RamdomView]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." I did not expect Legion to be philosophical like that.

[@stealthhunter6998]

This is one of those moments where they all say the same thing in a different way instead of unique dialog but it’s crazy how much they have to change each one to make it suit their personality more. What a nightmare to write so many characters and possibilities lol.

[@NoBody-qs7op]

“The first thing a god masters is itself”

[@LadyWildlower]

"Sleep well. And dream of bulbous women." Anyone else reminded of Princess Bride? "Sleep well. And dream of large women."

[@Fakenit66]

I like Thane's sneaky reference to 'The Princess Bride' X)

[@DorianMichaelsIII]

I found it a nice touch that it was *him* that quoted it; out of any of the non-human crew, I would imagine Thane to be the one who would most likely read (or *have* read) human literature-- he *does* mention reading as a way he liked to spend any spare time he had, so that's another good touch on BioWare's part.

[@TheMeanMongoose]

I also like his "Relax Mouse, you may change your pants in a moment." -line. He's an understandably grim and serious guy, no surprises there, but when he DOES say something funny it comes out of nowehere and is always hysterical.

[@stillwinston3765]

Thane, ever poetic even in the presence of a god

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

Look's like femShep is talking to her stoned volus brother.

[@jakrabbit777]

I like watching these videos cause it helps you see each characters personalities shine through. Jack, Legion, Kasumi,and Zaeed definitely feel the most like individuals, with the most unique things to say.

[@SpectreJordan]

Oh god, Zaeed's reaction to the Volus wanting to fight made me burst out laughing. Damnit, why is Zaeed so awesome?

[@daemonhunter100]

I forgot this little dude existed.

[@EXHellfire]

I love Jack

[@danieltighe8281]

Everyone telling the volus to sleep well, telling Shepard 'Nicely done' or saying 'So much for godhood.' Legion: "The first thing a god masters is itself."

[@frizzlefry98]

why is there a heart beating in the background?

[@redragongaming]

frizzlefry 98 Low health warning...

[@yol_n]

I love mass effect 2 more and more everytime I learn something new about it

[@DL305]

Legion, Zaeed and Thane are amazing. They better have high roles in ME3

[@RobbyL9]

I liked Zaeed's parting line. "Sleep well... You deluded jackass." He's always been my favorite ME2 squadmate. Man do I hope they put him in as a squad character in the third one. He's my merc brother!

[@TidalWavesLion]

Legion's comment was funny. Soo apparently volus run on windows Vista?

[@BHKP3]

i started playing mass effect because of this video 10 years ago, thank you so much

[@avoh111]

I hope things like this are in mass effect andromeda.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Yeah...about that

[@Red_N7]

Sorry for your loss...

[@NeverendingTori]

Zaeed's lines in this are bloody perfect.

[@KILLEROFGOD]

Not sure why but I like Zaeed's the most.

[@GatoSanDad]

He's a badass

[@PsyrenXY]

RIP Robin Sachs

[@MonsterTomten]

haha, this is why Zaeed is one of my fav characters :D

[@awwatchingaccount2258]

Legion Win This..

[@Cinemarkerz96]

While everyone is putting the biotic god aside as a nuisance, Legion straight up hits us with wisdom. “The first thing a god masters is himself.”

[@Spec0pleader]

who was at 1:55?

[@nefadez]

sounds like kazumi, but that's not her, I'm confused.

[@Spec0pleader]

Tuna Salad Still no clue either lol

[@aaronhines8312]

Spec0pleader this was uploaded before her dlc so it was added in later, but without her character model. You probably figured it out, but just in case you didn't.

[@Brakiros]

A GREAT BIOTIC WIND!!!! FEAR ME!

[@Super_Citizen_Paimon]

My favorite part of this video is the omnipresent heartbeat.

[@Rov-Nihil]

LOL @ zaeed's statements XD Also dude, thank you very much for doing these vids, ur doing us a HUGE favor here :P

[@PissingPeopleOff1]

Zaeed, Grunt, Garrus always have the best lines.

[@EightThreeEight]

This might be the funniest scene in the trilogy outside of the Citadel DLC.

[@andrews.5212]

My shepard's suggestion "Charge!" was so funny and cute as hell xD

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Did you know that greatness smells like strawberries?

[@Android2137]

Kasumi's lines are delightful as always. As are Legion's. It's rare for Zaeed and Thane to crack me up though. (I'm not the only one who hears that pulsing heartbeat-like noise? I don't remember that being there while I was playing. ...Is this the precursor of indoctrination?)

[@MichaelSchgowiz]

"I'll nap. Destroy the universe later." - needs to be on a t-shirt now!

[@shannasemenza8821]

Kasumi and Thane... I will have to remember that for future plays

[@traior246]

Volnus Male : sniffs crack Jack : "He doesn't deserve to live"

[@HeartlessFoundation]

When you can smell your own greatness, it's time for a lie-down.

[@HadzabadZa]

You can even hear the fear of lesser creatures. Biotic god struck it into their puny heats.

[@Botro1]

Legion's line was strangely phylosophical. Yet Zaeed managed to stay in character, amazing.

[@KasumiRINA]

Hmm, who to take Thane with to hear the Princess Bride reference in Legendary Edition? Kasumi and Garrus take priority over him.

[@tabrismacbeth]

"this isn't penises are this" I freaking love closed captioning. -Tabris

[@1classikai]

Thane's "Sleep well and dream of bulbous women." Someone's been watching Princess Bride😂😂

[@soulreaver292]

I just love Bioware made the Biotic God banner image of him in Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer

[@enjoythestruggle]

Zaeed says the best things.

[@10teeleaf]

hahah i love all of zaeed's lines in this one. im going to play with him more often now :P

[@le96g]

I wish we had Javik back on ME3. Imagine his reactions.

[@Orikon25]

"Sleep well,and dream of bulbous women." -Thane Krios

[@rasdan1192]

I owe Jack 15 creds

[@risraid9324]

Shepard: You need help Niftu Cal: No, you need help