Mass Effect 2 but It Makes the Crew Laugh

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Legendary deck audio by Mass Effect Mods / @masseffectmods4599
Gentlemen we can rebuild him audio from Scrubs
Cameras recording someone's cells guy is NotYourAverageFlight
Gotta hand it to you doc audio from Khonjin House
Car door locking scene from Megamind (2010)
Work in progress model by Sidor Gautamov
He keeps kicking me in the dick audio from TeamFourStar / teamfourstar
Shot in butthole voice by Zane Schact
You ever looked in the mirror audio by sadworld / @sadworldonline
Not quite dance audio is TJ Miller
That's a chick? voice by Muselk
Video game journalism audio by Filthy Frank
Pure Krogan in tank was Danny DeVito
I love the kind of woman voice is Gianni Matragrano
Favorite store on the citadel is Hakken, footage by tigermiyaw / tigermiyaw
This whole operation was your idea audio from Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Assuming control dance is Uninstallafell from Final Fantasy XIV
Merc falling into Minecraft scene from Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez
I know a lot about the law audio from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I need to cry audio by Sarah Schauer / @sarahschauer3764
Inside car scene is Samir Thapar at Coimbatore Rally 2013
Legion's music is Wonderland by Underwaterbeats
Dialogue with Legion from Grandma's Boy (2006)
EDI make yourself comfortable audio is Shodan from System Shock 2
This is my peepee guy is SuperEd86 / supered86
Omega 4 relay ship explosion scene from Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi (2017)
Touching down countdown from Ratchet & Clank
Will it blend guy from Blendtec's Will It Blend?
High five scene from Helluva Boss by Vivziepop
I've lost my equilibrium audio from American Dad
Exterminate all organic life song from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
Face code: 1N1.1KR.ACW.M3E.PER.Q28.HWJ.55C.DJ6.1R5.E7A.51
The game being played is Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition on PC. Also on Playstation 4 and Xbox One.
#MassEffect #MassEffect2 #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #Pongsifu

[@Pongsifu]

Team Tali

[@Pongsifu]

@ThreeToast Sloth 😐 -150 social credit for you 👎

[@against1virus]

@@Pongsifu This aint china, and team Milf is the way to go anyway

[@YaMexicanBoy]

Based Pong

[@anangryninja2824]

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

[@jasonflake8057]

Based

[@thatbloomer5642]

Shepard: "Tali would never bring a live geth to a quarian flotilla." Legion in the back: "We can back his statement."

[@misterwolf3817]

The only way I play tali's mission is with bringing Legion. Just to mess with quarrians.

[@Urubu_de_terno]

Tali is literally the only good reason to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth.

[@trohntobi6134]

@@misterwolf3817 Admirals:YOU DARE TO, AHH WTF IS THAT THING!!!

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

I mean, technically it was Shepard who brought Legion with him, not Tali so… he wasn't lying.

[@arcdecibel9986]

The initial Miranda butt shots couldn't be deleted as they were a vital part of Project Lazarus. Cerberus couldn't be sure he'd get up without them.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

It got *something* up with him alright-

[@222CBK222]

It's too valuable an ASSet to lose!

[@LordShaggy97]

@@222CBK222 careful Shepard! That ass is fatter then it looks!

[@KornyeEast]

@@LordShaggy97 DAMN that thing is big...

[@kennymccormick9973]

@@KornyeEast fucking manslayer 😂

[@k.drac0rex]

I love how we didnt see Grunt a single time. Just Danny Devito krogan

[@Grivehn]

We did see him dead the first time he used him tho. :D

[@berserkturtle635]

7:25 you see his left arm😂

[@thelastkillerchaos13]

Wait, so that wasn't grunt but actually Danni DeVito? I cannot tell them apart

[@MKanakaredes]

"Rally the crowd" option during Tali's trial is the funniest and the most epic one. Kal'Reegar literally calls the Admirals assholes like a fucking badass he is.

[@bruhgod123]

i will make sure to save on the migrant fleet mission so i can do that

[@rhoetusochten4211]

I just imagine Kal'Reegar wearing a cunningly knit hat under his helmet. I wonder if his rifle has a name...

[@emackenzie]

It's my favorite option, mostly for that and the in-universe reason of 'I can't be the only one to have this girl's back.' Time to teach the migrant fleet the power of Friendship.

[@KSAlejo]

@@rhoetusochten4211 The man they call Kal

[@KaguroDraven]

Hot Take: There should have been a chance to bang Kal'Reegar

[@KingApeiron]

"...the angriest sex of my *ADULT* life." Do we need to talk?

[@KCCC326]

🤣

[@miranolastname2366]

the fact that he did it because Garrus is busy calibrating instead of talking to him 🤣🤣🤣

[@xaga8794]

I mean. If you ever done it yourself you know exactly what he means

[@carlosdgutierrez6570]

​@@xaga8794 I think the concerning word is "adult".

[@Soren145]

I don't know why, but god damn it. Thane's squeaky shoes fucking killed me.

[@FreiWraithborne]

same with me lol

[@ventkatczinsky]

you and me both. 😂 i can't breathe, no seriously i can't i think i need to visit the doctor.

[@kesasika]

Same. It shouldn't be so god damn funny but it is somehow.

[@nillynush4899]

It's the same as the scientist one he does too. Sand in the eye!

[@viperblitz11]

My favorite gag was the Star Wars transition from the Mass Relay.

[@CuzTyler]

Imagine getting a table thrown at you by a 9 foot tall giga chad alien and you wake up to your boyfriend and his ex staring longingly at each other

[@Grivehn]

then Sheppard adds: We'll bang, OK?

[@idontlikerome2744]

And panting

[@TheReplenishingFlame]

Cut to Tali drowning her sorrows at the bar (like in ME3)

[@Metalton95]

@@Grivehn "Can't have you both?"

[@victoriasharpe1661]

It's not as bad as having romanced Ash in the first one, then Tali and in ME 3 you bring them both on a mission together and start talking sexy to each other to Tali Lmao

[@__last]

I started crying when shepard had his eyes closed because of the lense flare, i was already laughing at the sqweeky floor sounds from Thane and i almost pissed myself

[@saga2964]

"I'm sorry--I couldn't hear you over the lens flare." LOL. 😂

[@bad-people6510]

If I have to pick between the lancing eye pain version or the Miranda's butt version, it's one of the easiest choices I've ever made.

[@arkwrightdubstep]

The fucking N7 facemask killed me. It's the little 2 second gags that really get me.

[@octoonxans]

LITERALLY

[@zafelrede4884]

I died on that part 🤣

[@happilyignorant]

"I need to cry but my foundation was 48 DOLLARS!" That was the one line that made me laugh a little too hard

[@CherryCharm2001]

Nothing makes me laugh more than Pongsifu's videos his editing skills are godly

[@speterson0859]

And how is that a problem?

[@sirshotty7689]

cool guy ok buddy

[@Ascarion1234]

I love KZbin comments. Someone posts a nice comment, someone says something mean/dumb, other people respond negatively, they delete their comment and now it looks like those people are berating the original poster for no reason.

[@TheNocturnal1]

@@Ascarion1234 what you typing about?

[@otacon6566]

The thumbnail for the 1st game, specifically Shepard's smile, I don't know why, but just frickin' kills me.

[@phaethos]

11:25 oh my god those fucking shoe-squeaks had no right to make me laugh that much, best assassin in the galaxy xD

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Reminds me of basketball players. I watched that scene three times.

[@zatnikutel635]

the whole video is great but this part is where i cracked. i allways thought how incompetent guards are in a lot of places, here aswell with that entrance hole above their head, and damn, this parody made it hilariously true

[@Freedom_Aviators]

It fucking killed me I swear to God I was drinking water when I just see Thane with *them squeaky ass shoes*

[@abburt4346]

The thane sneaker squeak was gold

[@shrimp3rjr413]

12:33 For anyone who says Mark Meers isn't a good VA, this BIOTIC GOD is voiced by him and he is the best character in the trilogy.

[@gaspenpayne6755]

Mark meer is a really good voice actor, he also voiced Baeloth from Baldur's Gate.

[@Cthulhuwarlord]

He voices so many characters. All of the Voluses, and Hanars are voiced by him really cool

[@fitzviandraduivenab2790]

Mark Meer's voice in ME1 is pretty lackluster compared to Jen Hale's, but he stepped up his game in ME2 and ME3 alot

[@normanselva6397]

@@fitzviandraduivenab2790 in ME1 he wasn't the chosen VA, he was just given the script and he just read it out loud to make a guide for the official shepard VA. But they didn't find one and stuck with Mark, im so glad they did

[@lavans5721]

Does he voice Bardock in TFS DBZ?????

[@nathantower5565]

Pongsifu: Ashley is so racist! Also Pongsifu: All batarians are annoying and insult me!

[@GhostLink92]

Bray's alright. But yeah, otherwise, screw em.

[@freakyskull516]

to be fair his actions speak louder then his words and his actions were "yes nice batarian i will accept your kindness and drink this drink" **gets poisoned**

[@idontlikerome2744]

Thats how u join the team

[@Kortlandt]

Well can’t get mad when it’s all true

[@nathantower5565]

@@Kortlandt People still get mad at Ashley when she's in the right. It's completely reasonable for her to think aliens shouldn't have free reign in the Normandy's systems. After all Tali does help the quarians copy the Normandy's stealth systems

[@RockorSomething83]

3:57 Fun fact: What Pong said is correct. If someone is seriously injured, don't say anything along those lines or it may cause them to go into shock. _Granted,_ that was an Alien. But still.

[@222CBK222]

Well it's no wonder Illusive Man dueled the Reapers into submission. His hand is filled with cards on the ban list, but most of all...he knows what Pot of Greed does!

[@xaga8794]

Ban list?

[@nicholasdonin1465]

@@xaga8794 oh yea, so many cards we grew up with are banned from regulated play

[@xaga8794]

@@nicholasdonin1465 WHY?

[@nicholasdonin1465]

@@xaga8794 I got no idea. Doesn't seem like a fun game anymore.

[@ASillyToaster]

Them fucking nerds loves to break yugioh

[@marcusc9931]

1:39 among the fanbase, Jacob is the most disliked party member, ranking even behind Morinth. He's not just boring, but mechanically worse than Grunt, his advice at decision points is always bad, and to add insult to injury, he's a black dude looking for his missing father.

[@thundercockjackson]

@@v6valkyrie L M A O

[@AimlessSavant]

And his daddy is pimpin out forced-into-retard women to his officers on an island. For. Eight. Years.

[@emPtysp4ce]

Man, I remember the days when Ashley and Kaiden were in contention for most hated teammate

[@ZanguSwe]

@@v6valkyrie Not just content with being a cheater and a token character, he's never interested in opening up properly past "Alliance stuff, I've moved on lol". He also justifies cheating with "It's been years, Shepard" and basically takes no responsibility for what he did. Man, even Morinth is a victim of her illness, whereas Jacob is just a victim of IDIOTIC writing.

[@Urubu_de_terno]

Makes sense. At least you get to kill Morinth in 3 and she doesn't taint the Normandy's memorial wall.

[@heraldyaxelevi8132]

Ah yes, bumbling, cute, awkward Tali gets you everytime. Fecking moe as hell.

[@rhoetusochten4211]

10:12 Zaaed isn't a serial killer, he's a bounty hunter. Serial killing is just his hobby.

[@nekorei2023]

😭😭😭

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

No, bounty hunting is his hobby, his profession is dick kicking

[@tacocat4252]

The fact the confession of love conversation with tali is the most replayed part of this video by a decent margin really goes to show that everyone agrees she’s just the best

[@Lazarus7000]

"Get on top and spell 'Quarian' with those hips" had me smiling!

[@gabriel2022theend]

eat this

[@joejosa8985]

Sounds weird. I’m not one.

[@boring_incarnate]

Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

[@92juanreus]

12:08 "The universe is a dark place, I'm trying to make it brighter before I die" I was laughing for 5 minutes man this is amazing. Having recently played through the trilogy, I enjoyed this so so much.

[@Modernwrld]

The whole Tali romance lock scene absolutely killed me with the “my dick” part 😂

[@SSB_VEGITO]

same😂

[@joojilso9971]

Anyone got the source for this meme?

[@reflecttheinside]

@@joojilso9971 PLEASE IM DESPERATE

[@heribertovizcaino4682]

​@@joojilso9971 It's called my pee pee by supered

[@cwyckisslick9444]

@@joojilso9971 the dance gif? can't find it either

[@Jon-jt9fy]

Your shepard's face makes me want to side with the Reapers.

[@nekorei2023]

FOUL

[@10Adragon]

Disappointed we didn't get to see the genocide of 300,000 "innocent" batarians, but still... great memes.

[@joepolitics1218]

bruh why you put innocent in quotations

[@Jdude281]

@@joepolitics1218 Because just about every Batarian you're ever going to run into is either a slaver, a pirate or some other shady thing.

[@joepolitics1218]

@@Jdude281 they literally explain in the lore that no one really knows what Batarian citizens are like because they’re not allowed to leave their homeland. Not every Batarian can even be one of those shady things anyway. A society can’t run on that. More than likely most of those Batarians were slaves.

[@luckiller019]

"it wasnt genocide but a pesticide" -last recorded part of comander Sheperd trial defence speach, before recording was interrupted by Reaper invasion

[@captaina-d7871]

@@Jdude281 Thats racist

[@jonathanoriley8260]

The neuron activation in monke meme with Miranda and Tali cracks me up every time lol

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Honestly I was super sad when Garrus started just ignoring me and doing calibrations. I thought I was the only one who felt that way, and I thought I was the only one cracking jokes about the calibrations, but then I see everyone else getting sad and making calibration memes.

[@Pyrisk]

Tali is best girl. I seriously can't bring myself to ever romance anyone else

[@alexferrier5732]

Damn right. I even tried a female sheppard run since ME2 and I couldnt even feel good about romancing someone else other than Tali even when she was not even an option for female Shep, I pulled a fucking asexual run lmao. Tali romance too stronk

[@azozazoz9196]

I tried to romance a different female characters in different gameplay, but Tali is so cute and i can't myself but picked her often.

[@sahrotensf8997]

I both agree and am the 69th like for this comment, so a double win

[@Jade_Raven]

@@alexferrier5732 the only reason I haven't played Legendary edition yet, Femsheps voice is so much better imo, but I can't just not romance Tali, and they haven't updated that mod for LE yet

[@majorastorm]

Miranda for me

[@azozazoz9196]

26:48 - 26:50 That's a well editing and pretty clever dude, good job!

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Does anyone know sauce?

[@darkassasinmerfolkii4393]

@@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 Helluva Boss, episode "Spring Break". This show is free on KZbin

[@dany-ps2my]

Nothing better then jacob yelling he's invincible when he activates barrier then takes a rocket to the face and goes down, he's useless

[@asarishepard8171]

" how many people did you piss off, garrus?" Had me in stitches :)

[@bruhgod123]

garrus: yes

[@DiegoTan66]

I laughed so hard I woke up both my cats and they started getting worried and came to me lol. Love your vids Pongsifu, your skills and humor are outta this Earth

[@Theunholyborn]

I busted out laughing at the fact you just had Squeaking happen whenever Thane took a step. I AM SO NOT ABLE TO BREATHE

[@austinbutcher8106]

Thane I PREFER TO * SQEAK SQEAK * MOVE SILENTLY * SQEAK SQEAK SQEAK *

[@alvinpaul8189]

I wish that the algorithm gracefully smiles upon your videos. They don't get what they deserve and as always you've made a masterpiece.

[@ostaruempire]

27:23 Honestly the Courtney Gears reference was definitely a perfect selection for a Reaper theme

[@matthiasthulman4058]

Having never played this game, I find it difficult to determine which of the audio bits are legitimately part of the game and which are just memes. It makes this much better.

[@k3salieri]

Play Mass Effect.

[@sahrotensf8997]

The "Eat this" at Tali's black out scene before the collector base mission had me dying xD

[@randallporter1404]

Mmmm, cake.

[@amz7828]

Shepard must've been a fucking legend in bed if she was willing to risk death for some fun with him 🤣

[@saga2964]

15:28 - I love the, "Oh. Good," he responds with. The humorous thing with the Volous is the way he talks, like a mechanical Christopher Walken.

[@akaeric007]

10:40 "i am assuming direct control".. of this dance floor, buddy. hilarious edit, Pong :)

[@zerathornn]

I almost died laughing 😂

[@gbrassa]

The basketball shoe squeaks during thanes scene had me dead.

[@ColdFusionPower512]

Every true man of culture falls in love with Tali the same way, finding her adorable.

[@dreadburnz3522]

I've played through this game too many times to know that the boss fight lens flare is new. And HOLY SHIT it is atrocious! It's like they were deadlocked on deciding what they could do to visually improve the game so they put their options on a roulette and some wiseass put "MORE LENS FLARE!" as one of the options thinking it was so stupid there's no way they would go ahead with it.

[@-The-fire-guy]

So, did you look it up? Was the bossfight lensflare a new addition?

[@milesgreenaway6008]

We need answers!!!

[@Pongsifu]

Yep. The light was always there but they clearly made it way more obnoxious now.

[@bruhgod123]

the lens boss fight is so hard i cant get past it can someone give me tips

[@zafelrede4884]

@@bruhgod123 Just shoot at the glowing eyes

[@bruhgod123]

@@zafelrede4884 what glowing eyes everything is glowing

[@Bill_Tserts]

Master Pongsifu, I discovered your channel a week ago, first watched your Silent Hill 2 video. Gotta say, best discovery I ever made, you’re hilarious!

[@nercksrule]

Only Steve Blum could unashamedly ask someone to call him a "pee pee piss boy" and still somehow sound badass.

[@armature]

It was getgianni

[@lavans5721]

It was Gianni Matragano, fool

[@cinders5305]

I love the thumbnail. Seeing a turian smile is adorable

[@aldodafino2586]

17:58 I feel related most at this one, out of all the bar in Mass Effect 2, I accidentally press talk to the bartender I was like "no" but in the end "you know what, a shot won't be bad" and yeah....

[@jacknapier3482]

Finally platinumed the series a few months ago. The insanity run in 2 is what caused my insanity. Lol. This was a fun vid on such a serious franchise. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!

[@k3salieri]

ME2 Insanity is rough. Congrats on the platinum!

[@garrettpetri1243]

Just got out of the gym, now I got something to kick back and relax to. Fantastic timing

[@azozazoz9196]

I love Tali ❤ She's such a nerd, but adorable, like a adorkable.

[@savage_dankclaw5320]

Bro I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been hooked, how tf does this only have 500k views? This is a meme masterpiece, as is the rest of your work

[@blueripper1558]

Ngl I want that zaeed mask that thing is sick Also I was eating during the than scene so congratulations on almost killing me with dumb noises

[@gregsmuffin1653]

bruh, this is honestly what everyone needs after a crappy work week. Pongsifu got us covered

[@SCAR3DY_C4T]

"sorry I couldn't hear you over the lens flare" lost it.

[@aaronleonard641]

I can't remember where I seen it, either on KZbin or Reddit but someone mentioned that they'd love to see Vorcha squad mate but every time he dies he gets replaced by a new Vorcha and I gotta say I'd love to see, like genuinely, even if it's just for one mission, it would be so awesomely hilarious

[@Mabra51]

10:06 I like how you picked the two craziest sons of bitches for your team this time.

[@jasonnorton941]

You truly amazing, like editing and jokes are something different from others, keep it up dude

[@EDF1919]

I've never seen any of your videos before this one, but that bit at 16:20 is the exact same thing that happened to me, subbed.

[@zacksilverstone7642]

"This is my PEPE~" SMACK SMACK Tali: ("Thank the Creator he's decently equipped.....")

[@tuckchesta6052]

6:08 That was excellent on your part. That was hands-down hilarious.

[@lindsaydillon516]

16:54 wrex says what we're all thinking

[@chico1786]

The N7 facemask almost made me spit out my food. Was not expecting that.

[@aaronmeneses9201]

I NEEDED THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC LOCKDOWN! OH GOD, MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!

[@freshmilo2010]

The illusive man whipped out the blue eyes white dragon, those reapers don’t stand a chance

[@zulicurah9414]

2:18 has the perfect lip synchronization XD

[@k3salieri]

I was just thinking about when this would get uploaded as I finished another ME1 playthrough. What perfect timing!

[@marcusschmidt8953]

I will always romance Tali as male-shep and Garrus as fem-shep. Tali is just too adorable and Garrus is just awesome. That and the romances make me tear up when you say your final goodbye to them in ME3😭

[@PQUNDCAKE]

4:50 That's Pressly's brother Bressly.

[@grandbeerthief]

Team Garrus. Instant like from my heart. Gonna watch while I drink pee. I mean tea

[@rodrigoortiz7501]

Honestly, after trying to edit a video for a school project I have even more respect for his glorious editing lmao

[@kingofboggle954]

Miranda being compared to Michael Jackson is hilarious lol

[@alexnavarro6941]

12:05 that face mask killed me. Looks like a scene from a real old 80-90s funny movie. We are just missing Leslie Nielsen or Lloyd Bridges.

[@catm590]

Why is this the first time I’m discovering this gem of a channel?! I thought I was subbed to all the hilarious ME-parody-type channels. The editing was on point, my gosh, I couldn’t stop laughing.

[@MadKlauss]

Ahh this brings me back to the old days when I had time to replay Mass Effect 2 4 times in a month.

[@wilius1428]

21:21 Shephard gets an N-word pass.

[@Tool_jira_shugg]

8:18 😂😂😂 Totally caught me off guard

[@HammeredHunter]

First playthrough went with Miranda (never played 1) Got to 3 like "awesome my save carries stuff over. Can't wait to see how the relationship gets effected." First time Ashley comes on screen: "well see ya Miranda"

[@brightdrake_9992]

Yea you clearly never played 1 if you chose Ashley “I can’t tell the aliens from the animals” Williams over Miranda the first chance you got. XD

[@b.lazing9923]

Ashley's the worst, she constantly questions Shepard decisions, complains about everything and is a space racist, but the kind that goes "I'm not racist... But..." Which also makes her a hypocrite, in ME1 she's unbearable, even if you're nice to her she's always on bitch mode, and when Garrus, a literal space cop, gets in the ship she's all "i'm keeping an eye on him, he could steal our stuff"

[@that_one_guy578]

She’s a super space racist in the first one, hates our homie garrus, hates wrex even more, she’s only okay with tali. Kinda hard liking her if you played the first one.

[@tickleboi6581]

@@that_one_guy578 isnt Williams like besties w Wrex and Garrus in ME3?

[@tickleboi6581]

@@b.lazing9923 she's not racist. She's "anti-racist"

[@suburbannegro411]

SEES Pongsifu posted: *!* Sees Mass Effect 2: *!!!* Sees Team Tali: *LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!*

[@YayaBunWa]

Out of curiosity: how many “teams” are there? And does it change much based on your gender?

[@deltingfc]

@@YayaBunWa Teams- Tali, Miranda, Jack, Ash, Kaiden, Liara, Javik, Jacub, Garrus and Thane Could be wrong but I think male Shep Only was Jack, Tali, Miranda and Ash Fem Shep only was Garrus, Javik, Jacub and Thane DTF regardless was Liara and Kaiden

[@jonathanoriley8260]

@@YayaBunWa There is only one true team, and that is Team Tali. All others are heresy that must be burned in the holy flames of Exterminatus.

[@hackergaming6372]

@@jonathanoriley8260 there is no correct team everybody has there preferences which shows how they made many well made characters.

[@jonathanoriley8260]

@@hackergaming6372 Ah, I see... _HERETIC!_ *[BLAM]*

[@mastercheif978]

The editing is so good. Even down to the mild visual gags that last 2 seconds make rewatches even better Also, the blood burning screams were great Gaming with a sliced finger? True gamer

[@johngaltsmotor2339]

12:00 to 12:08 caught me off guard and I actually did a spit take. Kudos pongsifu

[@randallporter1404]

The N7 coof mask, awesome!

[@inconel7185]

9:06 Dude. For a moment I imagined pong doing a video on the best action shooter of the trinity.

[@Pongsifu]

One day I'll make a boomer shooter compilation video.... one day. I love them too much not to.

[@inconel7185]

Mint

[@theProClaimer]

Ah. Good ol days when Bioware knew how to make games

[@c.o7993]

They still do EA are just cunts

[@aw2584]

Back then people complained that its not RPGlike enough, Bioware fell off and ME1 was better... Then when ME3 came out ME2 was the example of "good old Bioware"... Then Andromeda came out and ME3 became the "good old Bioware" well besides the ending... I'm hoping with new Mass Effect, Andromeda won't be the "good example" of what Bioware was capable of lmao

[@username1660]

@@aw2584 'old thing better because me me no leik new thing' It'd be annoying if it wasn't so hilariously reliable

[@CelestialDraconis]

@@aw2584 This is why I can never take fans seriously. It's a constant moving of goalposts with these people lol.

[@DoctorWu23]

@@aw2584 I honestly don't think anyone even remembers Andromeda. Like I dont remember anything from that game. I just liked the Turian lady, she was cool.

[@inybisinsulate]

How the cells go over em after, even after the third watch this is just perfect. 0:23

[@heartless2147]

27:22 I can imagine Harbinger being a huge Courtney Gears fan, especially that song. There was that whole DJ Harbinger thing from back in the day, so we know he enjoys listening and remixing music. Though now I'm imagining Courtney Gears letting Harbinger upgrade her and she goes back to the Solana Galaxy with the Reapers to exterminate the squishies, multiverse is a thing now in Ratchet and Clank so it's possible.

[@YUGINO]

Illusive Man: I dueled the reapers into submission!!

[@CognetoBurrito]

I really like the thought of the Reapers listening to Courtney Gears as they entered the galaxy.

[@LeftSinkHandle]

Hilarious as always. However, I must insist at the end of the ME3 video that you stop the video after the final confrontation with Illusive Man and create your own ending. I will gladly accept it as canon over the actual ending(s)

[@ASpooneyBard]

Wait, was the ending not good? I haven't heard much about it.

[@that_one_guy578]

@@ASpooneyBard it’s not the best, every ending you die, and the only deference is the color of a blast from ancient technology. You do live in one ending but you have to grind the hell out of the game. And when you live all geth and EDI die.

[@_ANDRE.]

I will never understand why anyone says the ME3 endings are bad. The only bad thing about them is the nonsensical plan from the AI child thing.

[@KCCC326]

@KiratheRenegade those endings sound great

[@lukedeakin7124]

@@_ANDRE. the big problem is that originally the energy wave goes out, and that's basically it, there wasn't any of the ending stuff showing the results of your choices

[@Bleeplo]

10:47 your edits are so quick and they catch me off guard so much! Yet they are funny everytime!

[@sensitivesirin5673]

I can't unhear this. The squeaky shoes will now haunt me every time I'm recruiting Thane.

[@Cellmate]

Dude your Shepard constantly looks like he's about to break down and cry.

[@fonty137]

Flat out some of your best editing so far man, keep at it!

[@RemyVonLion]

Probably the funniest/highest quality mass effect video I've seen, bravo

[@Annatar_the_admirable]

Omg that Courtney Gears song took me back to the good old days! Pongsifu you absolute god!

[@pocketabyss3990]

The lense flare was so bright even Shepard squinted 11:52

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

And the lens flare was so bright it gave thane keprals syndrome

[@deliberatelyaverage]

The implication that Frank Reynolds’s is a pure Krogan explains a lot.

[@datatronx]

This was a masterpiece and the ending, fucking nailed it 10/10

[@diegopeart]

your editing is hilarious as ever. omg, this is great stuff hahahahahahaha

[@TheJL103]

The Helluva Boss high five. Freaking broke me, so funny