Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC - Random Banter

Warning for sloppy combat (on my part) and gun not firing bug (on game's part).

[@Corium1]

Nobody took anything seriously during this mission.

[@Firestar4041]

I mean, these lot took down far worse than 1 clone and their rag tag mercs. Not to mention, they're all together this time around

[@SuperScarface83]

False: Shepard's reaction to the treatment of his space hamster was an Oscar-worthy dramatic moment.

[@Seriona1]

Think about how stupid Sheppard's crew must feel. You fought years against Geth, Reaper agents, mercenaries, criminal, and terrorist. Basically the worst of the worst, and now you're only shell shocked by the fact you're facing a Sheppard Clone but you're so battle hardened that it's just another day in the war.

[@frzferdinand72]

They’re so battle-tested that they crack jokes while gunning down an army of mercs

[@KopperNeoman]

​​@@Firestar4041Ironically, the mercs were designed to be tougher versions of Cerberus troopers.

[@ANe0nChicken]

They have a krogan. Why don't we have a krogan lol best line

[@B1izzardHawk]

A Neon Chicken in my playthrough they said this about Garrus. one of the mercenaries said, "shit, I think that turian is Archangel, how're we supposed to beat him?" and Garrus "you're not"

[@varric]

And "I think that is a prothean", Javik "And that is a future corpse". If the fight is take more time, they have more conversation.

[@Darkstar263]

That was my favourite bit.

[@voidimperial1179]

"Im starting to think we picked the wrong Shepard!"

[@ndbd9drn]

Varric I used to enable God mode and hold out on attacking just to hear the banter xD

[@jj_grabes]

“I always wanted to do this!” “You wanted to have a firefight on the CIC of my ship?!?” *“And it isn’t even my birthday!”*

[@Wraithspartan]

It's also funny if you have Tail. It's a humorous callback to Hunt for Red October.

[@windwind3170]

I feel like only the squadmates from ME1 should be in team Mako. Also, Brooks not knowing what a Mako is, gave away that she wasn't with the Alliance.

[@GenshinLover283]

Wasn't part of her facade basically that she was essentially stuck behind a desk most of the time

[@PhoenixT70]

@@GenshinLover283 So? Even someone riding a desk in the Army knows what a Bradley is, unless they're totally incompetent, which Brooks was not.

[@seawolf4846]

@@PhoenixT70 Given the Reaper War? She may have been Drafted and thus wouldn't know what a Mako is.

[@terryautry6493]

it's not brooks fault. she wouldnt know what a mako was

[@blueshit199]

@@PhoenixT70 with that allegory in mind, why wouldn't someone outside the Alliance know what a Mako is, anyway? I don't think it's kept a secret

[@ronplays7772]

Garrus if not in your team: "Im in a high position with a sniper rifle. It does not get any better from here!" Javik: "Team Prothean has more bodycount than all of you combined!

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

5:24 easy to miss "this is team Prothean! git good noobs"

[@whodareswins999]

I love the Conrad Verner crack at 8:05 it makes me laugh every time. It is perhaps the best insult I have ever heard.

[@89BlackGatomon]

+Chris Roberts DITO! Best dizz ever

[@pontaduck89]

that was a real zinger

[@comora010304]

That burn hits hard as a krogan maybe more. I love it

[@deathbykonami5487]

Clone: I'M Commander Shepard! Shepard: You kidding me? Conrad Verner's better at being me than you are!!

[@pizzamafioso9191]

This DLC was like ONE BIG FANFICTION... And i loved every second of it xD

[@abohsukampret]

"What is the nature of the target?" "She looks like me." "Then I have found the target." I freaking lol'd. Playing this game (this DLC in particular) is the most fun I've ever had.

[@storminmay]

Glyph is trying his best, okay? 😅

[@Darkstar263]

"Attention enemy soldiers, your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping"

[@GunnerM60]

"God this drone is giving me a migraine!"

[@nissowolf7268]

@@GunnerM60 he belongs to me !

[@AngeLhearteD221]

Liara: “Glyph, lower their morale!” 😭🤣

[@AngeLhearteD221]

Glyph: “Attention, enemy soldiers. You only have a .04 percent chance of winning this encounter.” Bruh💀

[@Darkstar263]

"The Prothean on the other hand makes no such promises!"

[@commander-krios5764]

I love everything about Wrex in this DLC. Makes me miss him even more. He always had some of the best banter. Plus Cortez's "The other Shepard sounds like a real asshole" had me giggle snorting lol

[@eranbenzeev627]

in the fight when they say there is a krogan and you fight long enough they comment on other members and I think garrus line is like " they have Archangel?! how are we suppose to kill him?" to which garrus answer "you won't" this DLC is the beach episode of mass effect and I will always love it for this

[@NoBody-qs7op]

“Glyph lower their morale!”

[@Bry.89]

Haha, Wrex essentially mocking Kaiden in ME1.. "Huh, big place.."

[@Eight1Eight187]

bruh I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was expecting the virmire survivor to respond “that your professional opinion, Wrex?”

[@zennok]

"conrad verner is better than you at being me" ouch. must be burn of the century

[@babyhenchy1]

God, the fight between Vanguards is so exhilarating.

[@RivkahSong]

And between Infiltrators it is fucking HELL!

[@joshuas9]

@@RivkahSong between Engineers it was a fucking pain has well, Just no shield for me :(

[@Jedi_Spartan]

It's also hilarious at the jokes around 3:45 as Vanguard, I once captured a clip where my Shepard smashed into an enemy with Biotic Charge immediately after saying "Do you think all you comedians could start hitting something?"

[@StormsEyeScepter]

I bet Mark Meer and Jennifer Hale had a blast voicing the clone's lines. I imagine I would too, getting to diss my own character with my own voice, haha. XD

[@Jedi_Spartan]

EVERYONE sounds like they were having a blast recording the lines for their characters.

[@thealexkirschproject8036]

Javik: "This is Team Prothean, I have a higher body count than all of you combined". Someone get some medi-gel for all that burn.

[@thatbloomer5642]

At this point, Shepard's squad are just forces of nature. You can try killing them but really, there are better things in life than being dead.

[@GunnerM60]

"Shepard, we got a way out of here?" "Wrex I'm a professional." "That's not a yes." "It's not a no."

[@Azriel637]

This is what the entire series needed to be like.

[@Hugo74390]

Yeah but as it's one of the only (or the only ?) mission where all of your squadmates are there instead of just two of them, it's way easier for developers to put all that banter in. Having constant banter like this on normal missions would be way harder as there are too many variations of what team members are actually with you.

[@Sithno]

They Tried it ..it was called Mass Effect Andromeda

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Sithno That went to shit because they dumped the game on an inexperienced studio, goddammit EA...

[@jamesroper4952]

Vanguard is my favorite class. Sometimes I feel bad for my other teammates. When I leave them in the dust with biotic charge. I imagine Vega is like, "Hey, where the Commander go? She right here a second ago." while Garrus is like, "Hey, Shepard wait for us!"

[@Darkstar263]

Each time I have played through the trilogy I usually pick Vanguard. Though fighting that Shepard clone as a Vanguard is fucking hard.

[@ladyselin35]

@@Darkstar263 Yeah clone keeps spamming charge and nova. And during nova you cant stop it. But if you stun lock it unless others focus on you its pretty easy.

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

@@ladyselin35 i go Soldier with a biotic extra power...usually Flare...it's simple, but damn i like to see things exploding like fireworks XD

[@heliosjollywolf9552]

i go soldier because i wanna break the geneva convention with just my ammo

[@goodolboston4522]

Been doing Sentinel more often because tech armor is fun also yah know I can make thing go boom in so many ways

[@Antonin1738]

I wanted this kind of Banter for the entire Trilogy. After playing DA series, I realized Mass Effect 1 and 2 didn't have ambient banter at all. Also this is the best Wrex

[@ronplays7772]

they did, but you had to investigate certain points for the banther, like illium with jack

[@Eight1Eight187]

I think that’s for the best. We appreciate the banter a lot more in this DLC lol

[@thetruestarking20000]

God i love these problem children.

[@bradleyroberson1094]

Gotta love Garrus' response to Vega telling then to say please "And I thought Vega only lied at poker!"

[@godoflemmings17]

5:16 I know it's a combat dialog laugh but man, Wrex's timing on that xD

[@kamrynash2272]

I almost choked on my drink when Cortez said "that other Shepard sounds like a real asshole" 😂😂😂gotta love ME3 citadel dlc

[@thatbloomer5642]

If I was Brooks, I would've think twice about double crossing Shepard's squad. I mean, these guys fought an army like it was Tuesday or something.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

"I don't wanna talk about it" "So let your clone do it" ... that should not be as funny as it is

[@varric]

"Conrad Verner is better than you at being me..." That burn alone is light years far better that the whole ME Andromeda.

[@baguettelol221]

I remember having something like Clone: "You're just an old woman, nothing more!" Shep: "This old woman here is kicking your ass!"

[@CheoCascara]

in the room fight if you reload, wrex changes his banter, but in the archive section, he says "hey Sheppard, can I have that rifle from the first contact war? Sheppard says "I didnt see anything wrex, and wrex says"good if I get caught I'm going to blame you!!! well the other you!!"

[@manuelbrown8733]

If you take Garrus he says : "Oh geez,nice going Team Mako!"

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Awww Uncle Urdnot

[@mysite1012]

The one bad thing about this, is that your trying to focus on that combat, and listen to the funny banter at the same time, then your laughing, and can't focus enough on combat.

[@Arashi110]

I remember I was fighting half my strength intentionally to hear all the banter. )

[@Loispealz34]

And now i need to buy citadel... And from ashes. Javik is too good to be true.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

From Ashes was blatant EA scummy marketing. Remove a character blatantly meant to be in the game and charge money for him.

[@RivkahSong]

Besides the scumbagery day 1 dlc I agree that Javik is freaking badass. Best part about his is that to really get to know him you have to pay attention to his actions, not his words. He says you are all primitives and are not worth his time then he purposefully goes and spends time with your squad and talks about how awesome they are and worries about Tali. He says Shep is foolish and too trusting but he never lags even step behind in following them in hell. Javik is that friend that will wade into the depths of hell for his friends all the while calling them a dumb son of a bitch and insisting they came there for a completely different reason.

[@lukedeakin7124]

@@RivkahSong so he's a tsundere?

[@RivkahSong]

@@lukedeakin7124 lol yeah, essentially.

[@hopewec]

'Conrad Verner is a better Sheppard'? Ouch Shep, your clone is going to need an ambulance for that one.

[@SuperScarface83]

Not sure if it was in this video, but I vividly remember the moment where Brooks was panicking about her first firefight and Liara reassured her by saying: "Just follow Shepard's lead and let us do all the heavy lifting!" Given my play style, that line cut surprisingly deep.

[@Eight1Eight187]

It was and I interpreted as liara growing up so fast that she’s a heavy hitter now when she was just a support role in the first game

[@Firestar4041]

Ah, you miss the one where Tali says her drone is better than Glyph. Playing as an engineer, i always found that hilarious.

[@Koshbiel]

"I don't want to talk about it" Kaiden: "Whoa, Deja Vu"

[@jordangustafson1365]

"I don't wanna talk about it"! Wrex- "Right! So let your clone do it"!

[@marlysama]

I never understood why they allow us to have two krogans in our squad, Grunt and Wrex is the best combo XD

[@Firestar4041]

Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: Wrex. Grunt: Shepard. Shepard: Grunt.

[@garrusvakarian5326]

No matter how many times I see it, I'll always crack up when Javik shoots the damn wall.

[@DPowered2]

Good lord they had so much fun with this DLC this is the most organic and realistic conversations i have ever heard XD

[@QueenofSilence101]

Tali just keeps dishing out playful burns on Wrex. So funny.

[@chitosecoffee9668]

Roasted Conrad verner is better at being me then you are~!

[@user-un9xm9pr5u]

BioWare missed a trick with the dialogue about the clone who ever Shepard is dating someone could say something about to them. For example if Shepard was dating tali “So tali, two Shepard’s you must have interesting thoughts about this”

[@ronplays7772]

she does say to the respons "We have the better shepard" "And he is even better looking" which is funny cause clones

[@AudioArcturia]

Uncle Urdnot is here to kick some ass!

[@DPowered2]

Personally for me Femshep seems like its the most natural

[@Darkstar263]

I see you were using the Geth Shotgun. My favourite weapon. Once I obtained that, I barely used any other weapons for the rest of the game to be honest. It's so powerful.

[@OtomostheCrazy]

Darkstar263 THAT is the Geth shotgun?! I just assumed that it was way more similar to the Geth assault rifle!

[@hydrochloricacid2146]

team graal spike thrower

[@ladyselin35]

Too bad its too heavy.

[@agama5538]

Personally, i loved the Claymore, one shot packs a punch

[@frzferdinand72]

Wraith gang

[@LEEboneisDaMan]

Say pretty please and maybe Wrex will take a break!!! I'm fucking DEAD XD

[@Braakbal]

I've fought Volus bankers tougher than this!

[@KlavierMenn]

Actually, if said banker is a biotic it is a tough son-of-a-bitch to kill. Volus vanguards are FAST

[@markfeher2493]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

[@SuperScarface83]

3:53 Never have I felt so attacked while playing a video game.

[@matthewforbes2969]

“These primitives will make good sport!”

[@madlibs6729]

The prothean on the other hand makes no such promises

[@gabgame300]

If they make a sequel that's how it needs to be.

[@MrWraith069]

This is nuts,very funny but completely mad!

[@halyapeno]

lmao lower their morale "Your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping.."

[@redemption101caleb]

Cortez is the purest good boy

[@oktawia7625]

If you take Tali with you, you can hear her be ‘annoyed’ at Glyph, basically calls him stupid and says how Chiquita(?) her drone is way smarter than Glyph 😂😂😂

[@boxhead411]

Fem shep, vanguard. Badass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@89BlackGatomon]

I love this entertainment :D

[@millsenberry]

love this. i always ended up clearing the room before getting even half of this banter

[@Tendomcgoobin]

Lost it at the volus banker line

[@lucasmackey2808]

8:43 Well what happens on shore leave stays on shore leave

[@musiksoulchild]

Guys to add best to do Citadel after doing Horizion ie saving Miranda and Oriana which means everyone will involved comments are epic and everyone will be at the party 👍😄

[@GhostBear3067]

You know, I am tempted to buy a X-Box and the Mass Effect Trilogy just for this DLC, and even bothering with DLC to begin with.

[@RevolverOcelot1]

GhostBear3067 it's also on PS3. Just an FYI.

[@williamlongworthiv5480]

GhostBear3067 if you are/have,wait until the next to last mission to do it. That away you get the best possible version of it

[@pizzamafioso9191]

@@williamlongworthiv5480 Why is that? 🤔

[@couldbeowen5826]

@@pizzamafioso9191 unlocks all the characters

[@johncarter6451]

Is it just me, or does Glyph sound like one of those Decepticon snipers from "Transformers: Fall of Cybertron"?

[@chaywarburton3488]

Hammerhead, ME2, Overlord DLC. Enjoyed that vehicle xD

[@ThoraxetheImpaile100]

Until you get in a fire fight with a tank or armament and then you might as well be driving wet tissue paper.

[@chaywarburton3488]

@@ThoraxetheImpaile100 I loved the speed, agility.

[@jasamps21]

I choked I was laughing so hard at that haha

[@rockmcdwayne1710]

Lookin all of this action in play brings back some memories and i would also like to point out that soldier spec with tech explosion concussive rounds is the easy mode spec. Even on hardest difficulty its a breeze in a park.(use incindiary rounds and spam concussive missile and watch everything roast and explode). 2nd strongest i would say is sniper with black widow rifle. Easyest way to deal with any armored and/or shielded target. (pops them heads right off through the shields with AP rounds).

[@TheHorreK2]

Glyph is adorable

[@GoldenMan1002]

What is that double barrel shotgun she is using in the beginning?

[@Firestar4041]

Geth spitfire, a 1 time only gun for this DLC, its like a mini-gun then for the rest of the video its the Geth shotgun, you can charge the bullets

[@ladyselin35]

Brooks really bumped into tough wall. I mean theyre galaxys bests. Did she really though someone who defeated sovereign and went to omega 4 relay and came back alive wouldnt act ? 1 bullet was a mercy for her.

[@deathbykonami5487]

This person now that pull removes those damn shields?

[@bluumberry]

I don't remember if I knew that or not, it's been quite a long time :P Probably didn't help that I avoided using pull on vanguard.

[@hartianx1698]

Wouldn't have helped anyway because you can't pull the energy shields away. It does work on the Cerberus shields though.

[@terryautry6493]

i loved wrex in this dlc.

[@ryanseijuro5279]

I can't magine if you add ME 2's squadmates to this mission lol

[@ZeroCanalX]

Wait? Didn't Joker say Alliance ships have bridges?

[@JBrander]

Hammerhead > Mako You just can't beat the missile firepower and mobility

[@RivkahSong]

Oh HELL NO! Mako>Hammerhead. You can't beat fire power and ACTUAL DEFENSES! The Mako is so tough you can beat an armiture or colosus to death with the goddamn wheels but in the Hammerhead you take three shots and you have to run and duck before you fucking explode. I hated that damn vehicle so damn much and the vertical mobility was useless outside the mission you got it on.

[@voidimperial1179]

I actually enjoyed being able to control the vehicle I was driving. Also, homing missiles. Hammerhead > Mako

[@OtomostheCrazy]

Mountain climbing, and quick repair using Omnigel...and you can slam things so hard they become rag dolls.

[@Avatar2win]

Team Mako FOREVER

[@johnking2352]

@@OtomostheCrazy hammerhead can jump and slam geth become ragdoll too

[@Vipersword100]

So many laughs!

[@LDZWolf]

We'res grunt

[@zach2beat]

He doesn’t come around until after the main quest for the dlc.

[@IndigoYoung]

what shot gun were you using?

[@varric]

Geth shotgun.

[@Darkstar263]

It's the Geth Plasma Shotgun, it can be found during the Reaper Base mission on Rannoch. Or you can just buy it afterwards if you miss it.

[@thecollectivegamer3600]

Conrad verner is a better me than you 😂😂