Warning for sloppy combat (on my part) and gun not firing bug (on game's part).
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@Corium16 жыл бұрын
Nobody took anything seriously during this mission.
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
I mean, these lot took down far worse than 1 clone and their rag tag mercs. Not to mention, they're all together this time around
@SuperScarface834 жыл бұрын
False: Shepard's reaction to the treatment of his space hamster was an Oscar-worthy dramatic moment.
@Seriona14 жыл бұрын
Think about how stupid Sheppard's crew must feel. You fought years against Geth, Reaper agents, mercenaries, criminal, and terrorist. Basically the worst of the worst, and now you're only shell shocked by the fact you're facing a Sheppard Clone but you're so battle hardened that it's just another day in the war.
@frzferdinand722 жыл бұрын
They’re so battle-tested that they crack jokes while gunning down an army of mercs
@KopperNeoman9 ай бұрын
@@Firestar4041Ironically, the mercs were designed to be tougher versions of Cerberus troopers.
@ANe0nChicken10 жыл бұрын
They have a krogan. Why don't we have a krogan lol best line
@B1izzardHawk7 жыл бұрын
A Neon Chicken in my playthrough they said this about Garrus. one of the mercenaries said, "shit, I think that turian is Archangel, how're we supposed to beat him?" and Garrus "you're not"
@varric7 жыл бұрын
And "I think that is a prothean", Javik "And that is a future corpse". If the fight is take more time, they have more conversation.
@Darkstar2637 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite bit.
@voidimperial11796 жыл бұрын
"Im starting to think we picked the wrong Shepard!"
@ndbd9drn6 жыл бұрын
Varric I used to enable God mode and hold out on attacking just to hear the banter xD
@jj_grabes3 жыл бұрын
“I always wanted to do this!” “You wanted to have a firefight on the CIC of my ship?!?” *“And it isn’t even my birthday!”*
@Wraithspartan3 жыл бұрын
It's also funny if you have Tail. It's a humorous callback to Hunt for Red October.
@windwind31703 жыл бұрын
I feel like only the squadmates from ME1 should be in team Mako. Also, Brooks not knowing what a Mako is, gave away that she wasn't with the Alliance.
@GenshinLover2833 жыл бұрын
Wasn't part of her facade basically that she was essentially stuck behind a desk most of the time
@PhoenixT703 жыл бұрын
@@GenshinLover283 So? Even someone riding a desk in the Army knows what a Bradley is, unless they're totally incompetent, which Brooks was not.
@seawolf48462 жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixT70 Given the Reaper War? She may have been Drafted and thus wouldn't know what a Mako is.
@terryautry6493 Жыл бұрын
it's not brooks fault. she wouldnt know what a mako was
@blueshit19911 ай бұрын
@@PhoenixT70 with that allegory in mind, why wouldn't someone outside the Alliance know what a Mako is, anyway? I don't think it's kept a secret
@ronplays77723 жыл бұрын
Garrus if not in your team: "Im in a high position with a sniper rifle. It does not get any better from here!" Javik: "Team Prothean has more bodycount than all of you combined!
@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi7 жыл бұрын
5:24 easy to miss "this is team Prothean! git good noobs"
@whodareswins9999 жыл бұрын
I love the Conrad Verner crack at 8:05 it makes me laugh every time. It is perhaps the best insult I have ever heard.
@89BlackGatomon8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Roberts DITO! Best dizz ever
@pontaduck896 жыл бұрын
that was a real zinger
@comora0103045 жыл бұрын
That burn hits hard as a krogan maybe more. I love it
@deathbykonami54873 жыл бұрын
Clone: I'M Commander Shepard! Shepard: You kidding me? Conrad Verner's better at being me than you are!!
@pizzamafioso91913 жыл бұрын
This DLC was like ONE BIG FANFICTION... And i loved every second of it xD
@abohsukampret6 жыл бұрын
"What is the nature of the target?" "She looks like me." "Then I have found the target." I freaking lol'd. Playing this game (this DLC in particular) is the most fun I've ever had.
@storminmay Жыл бұрын
Glyph is trying his best, okay? 😅
@Darkstar2635 жыл бұрын
"Attention enemy soldiers, your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping"
@GunnerM602 жыл бұрын
"God this drone is giving me a migraine!"
@nissowolf72682 жыл бұрын
@@GunnerM60 he belongs to me !
@AngeLhearteD221 Жыл бұрын
Liara: “Glyph, lower their morale!” 😭🤣
@AngeLhearteD221 Жыл бұрын
Glyph: “Attention, enemy soldiers. You only have a .04 percent chance of winning this encounter.” Bruh💀
@Darkstar2637 жыл бұрын
"The Prothean on the other hand makes no such promises!"
@commander-krios576410 жыл бұрын
I love everything about Wrex in this DLC. Makes me miss him even more. He always had some of the best banter. Plus Cortez's "The other Shepard sounds like a real asshole" had me giggle snorting lol
@eranbenzeev6273 жыл бұрын
in the fight when they say there is a krogan and you fight long enough they comment on other members and I think garrus line is like " they have Archangel?! how are we suppose to kill him?" to which garrus answer "you won't" this DLC is the beach episode of mass effect and I will always love it for this
@NoBody-qs7op3 жыл бұрын
“Glyph lower their morale!”
@Bry.893 жыл бұрын
Haha, Wrex essentially mocking Kaiden in ME1.. "Huh, big place.."
@Eight1Eight1873 жыл бұрын
bruh I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I was expecting the virmire survivor to respond “that your professional opinion, Wrex?”
@zennok6 жыл бұрын
"conrad verner is better than you at being me" ouch. must be burn of the century
@babyhenchy19 жыл бұрын
God, the fight between Vanguards is so exhilarating.
@RivkahSong6 жыл бұрын
And between Infiltrators it is fucking HELL!
@joshuas93 жыл бұрын
@@RivkahSong between Engineers it was a fucking pain has well, Just no shield for me :(
@Jedi_Spartan2 жыл бұрын
It's also hilarious at the jokes around 3:45 as Vanguard, I once captured a clip where my Shepard smashed into an enemy with Biotic Charge immediately after saying "Do you think all you comedians could start hitting something?"
@StormsEyeScepter11 жыл бұрын
I bet Mark Meer and Jennifer Hale had a blast voicing the clone's lines. I imagine I would too, getting to diss my own character with my own voice, haha. XD
@Jedi_Spartan3 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE sounds like they were having a blast recording the lines for their characters.
@thealexkirschproject80363 жыл бұрын
Javik: "This is Team Prothean, I have a higher body count than all of you combined". Someone get some medi-gel for all that burn.
@thatbloomer56422 жыл бұрын
At this point, Shepard's squad are just forces of nature. You can try killing them but really, there are better things in life than being dead.
@GunnerM602 жыл бұрын
"Shepard, we got a way out of here?" "Wrex I'm a professional." "That's not a yes." "It's not a no."
@Azriel6379 жыл бұрын
This is what the entire series needed to be like.
@Hugo743906 жыл бұрын
Yeah but as it's one of the only (or the only ?) mission where all of your squadmates are there instead of just two of them, it's way easier for developers to put all that banter in. Having constant banter like this on normal missions would be way harder as there are too many variations of what team members are actually with you.
@Sithno6 жыл бұрын
They Tried it ..it was called Mass Effect Andromeda
@AuroraAustralis_6 жыл бұрын
Sithno That went to shit because they dumped the game on an inexperienced studio, goddammit EA...
@jamesroper49526 жыл бұрын
Vanguard is my favorite class. Sometimes I feel bad for my other teammates. When I leave them in the dust with biotic charge. I imagine Vega is like, "Hey, where the Commander go? She right here a second ago." while Garrus is like, "Hey, Shepard wait for us!"
@Darkstar2634 жыл бұрын
Each time I have played through the trilogy I usually pick Vanguard. Though fighting that Shepard clone as a Vanguard is fucking hard.
@ladyselin354 жыл бұрын
@@Darkstar263 Yeah clone keeps spamming charge and nova. And during nova you cant stop it. But if you stun lock it unless others focus on you its pretty easy.
@derokdeathaxe69843 жыл бұрын
@@ladyselin35 i go Soldier with a biotic extra power...usually Flare...it's simple, but damn i like to see things exploding like fireworks XD
@heliosjollywolf95522 жыл бұрын
i go soldier because i wanna break the geneva convention with just my ammo
@goodolboston45222 жыл бұрын
Been doing Sentinel more often because tech armor is fun also yah know I can make thing go boom in so many ways
@Antonin17387 жыл бұрын
I wanted this kind of Banter for the entire Trilogy. After playing DA series, I realized Mass Effect 1 and 2 didn't have ambient banter at all. Also this is the best Wrex
@ronplays77723 жыл бұрын
they did, but you had to investigate certain points for the banther, like illium with jack
@Eight1Eight1873 жыл бұрын
I think that’s for the best. We appreciate the banter a lot more in this DLC lol
@thetruestarking200007 жыл бұрын
God i love these problem children.
@bradleyroberson10943 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Garrus' response to Vega telling then to say please "And I thought Vega only lied at poker!"
@godoflemmings175 жыл бұрын
5:16 I know it's a combat dialog laugh but man, Wrex's timing on that xD
@kamrynash22728 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my drink when Cortez said "that other Shepard sounds like a real asshole" 😂😂😂gotta love ME3 citadel dlc
@thatbloomer56422 жыл бұрын
If I was Brooks, I would've think twice about double crossing Shepard's squad. I mean, these guys fought an army like it was Tuesday or something.
@PeoplecallmeLucifer3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna talk about it" "So let your clone do it" ... that should not be as funny as it is
@varric3 жыл бұрын
"Conrad Verner is better than you at being me..." That burn alone is light years far better that the whole ME Andromeda.
@baguettelol2213 жыл бұрын
I remember having something like Clone: "You're just an old woman, nothing more!" Shep: "This old woman here is kicking your ass!"
@CheoCascara3 жыл бұрын
in the room fight if you reload, wrex changes his banter, but in the archive section, he says "hey Sheppard, can I have that rifle from the first contact war? Sheppard says "I didnt see anything wrex, and wrex says"good if I get caught I'm going to blame you!!! well the other you!!"
@manuelbrown873311 жыл бұрын
If you take Garrus he says : "Oh geez,nice going Team Mako!"
@SomeKindaSpy7 жыл бұрын
Awww Uncle Urdnot
@mysite10123 жыл бұрын
The one bad thing about this, is that your trying to focus on that combat, and listen to the funny banter at the same time, then your laughing, and can't focus enough on combat.
@Arashi11011 жыл бұрын
I remember I was fighting half my strength intentionally to hear all the banter. )
@Loispealz347 жыл бұрын
And now i need to buy citadel... And from ashes. Javik is too good to be true.
@GenericUsername-qp1ww7 жыл бұрын
From Ashes was blatant EA scummy marketing. Remove a character blatantly meant to be in the game and charge money for him.
@RivkahSong6 жыл бұрын
Besides the scumbagery day 1 dlc I agree that Javik is freaking badass. Best part about his is that to really get to know him you have to pay attention to his actions, not his words. He says you are all primitives and are not worth his time then he purposefully goes and spends time with your squad and talks about how awesome they are and worries about Tali. He says Shep is foolish and too trusting but he never lags even step behind in following them in hell. Javik is that friend that will wade into the depths of hell for his friends all the while calling them a dumb son of a bitch and insisting they came there for a completely different reason.
@lukedeakin71243 жыл бұрын
@@RivkahSong so he's a tsundere?
@RivkahSong3 жыл бұрын
@@lukedeakin7124 lol yeah, essentially.
@hopewec Жыл бұрын
'Conrad Verner is a better Sheppard'? Ouch Shep, your clone is going to need an ambulance for that one.
@SuperScarface834 жыл бұрын
Not sure if it was in this video, but I vividly remember the moment where Brooks was panicking about her first firefight and Liara reassured her by saying: "Just follow Shepard's lead and let us do all the heavy lifting!" Given my play style, that line cut surprisingly deep.
@Eight1Eight1873 жыл бұрын
It was and I interpreted as liara growing up so fast that she’s a heavy hitter now when she was just a support role in the first game
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Ah, you miss the one where Tali says her drone is better than Glyph. Playing as an engineer, i always found that hilarious.
@Koshbiel3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to talk about it" Kaiden: "Whoa, Deja Vu"
@jordangustafson13652 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna talk about it"! Wrex- "Right! So let your clone do it"!
@marlysama6 жыл бұрын
I never understood why they allow us to have two krogans in our squad, Grunt and Wrex is the best combo XD
No matter how many times I see it, I'll always crack up when Javik shoots the damn wall.
@DPowered23 жыл бұрын
Good lord they had so much fun with this DLC this is the most organic and realistic conversations i have ever heard XD
@QueenofSilence1014 жыл бұрын
Tali just keeps dishing out playful burns on Wrex. So funny.
@chitosecoffee96686 жыл бұрын
Roasted Conrad verner is better at being me then you are~!
@user-un9xm9pr5u3 жыл бұрын
BioWare missed a trick with the dialogue about the clone who ever Shepard is dating someone could say something about to them. For example if Shepard was dating tali “So tali, two Shepard’s you must have interesting thoughts about this”
@ronplays77723 жыл бұрын
she does say to the respons "We have the better shepard" "And he is even better looking" which is funny cause clones
@AudioArcturia3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Urdnot is here to kick some ass!
@DPowered23 жыл бұрын
Personally for me Femshep seems like its the most natural
@Darkstar2637 жыл бұрын
I see you were using the Geth Shotgun. My favourite weapon. Once I obtained that, I barely used any other weapons for the rest of the game to be honest. It's so powerful.
@OtomostheCrazy6 жыл бұрын
Darkstar263 THAT is the Geth shotgun?! I just assumed that it was way more similar to the Geth assault rifle!
@hydrochloricacid21466 жыл бұрын
team graal spike thrower
@ladyselin354 жыл бұрын
Too bad its too heavy.
@agama55382 жыл бұрын
Personally, i loved the Claymore, one shot packs a punch
@frzferdinand722 жыл бұрын
Wraith gang
@LEEboneisDaMan6 жыл бұрын
Say pretty please and maybe Wrex will take a break!!! I'm fucking DEAD XD
@Braakbal6 жыл бұрын
I've fought Volus bankers tougher than this!
@KlavierMenn6 жыл бұрын
Actually, if said banker is a biotic it is a tough son-of-a-bitch to kill. Volus vanguards are FAST
@markfeher24935 жыл бұрын
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
@SuperScarface834 жыл бұрын
3:53 Never have I felt so attacked while playing a video game.
@matthewforbes29693 жыл бұрын
“These primitives will make good sport!”
@madlibs67293 жыл бұрын
The prothean on the other hand makes no such promises
@gabgame3004 жыл бұрын
If they make a sequel that's how it needs to be.
@MrWraith0695 жыл бұрын
This is nuts,very funny but completely mad!
@halyapeno3 ай бұрын
lmao lower their morale "Your life expectancy is now 15 seconds and dropping.."
@redemption101caleb3 жыл бұрын
Cortez is the purest good boy
@oktawia76252 жыл бұрын
If you take Tali with you, you can hear her be ‘annoyed’ at Glyph, basically calls him stupid and says how Chiquita(?) her drone is way smarter than Glyph 😂😂😂
@boxhead4113 жыл бұрын
Fem shep, vanguard. Badass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@89BlackGatomon8 жыл бұрын
I love this entertainment :D
@millsenberry10 жыл бұрын
love this. i always ended up clearing the room before getting even half of this banter
@Tendomcgoobin3 жыл бұрын
Lost it at the volus banker line
@lucasmackey2808 Жыл бұрын
8:43 Well what happens on shore leave stays on shore leave
@musiksoulchild3 жыл бұрын
Guys to add best to do Citadel after doing Horizion ie saving Miranda and Oriana which means everyone will involved comments are epic and everyone will be at the party 👍😄
@GhostBear30677 жыл бұрын
You know, I am tempted to buy a X-Box and the Mass Effect Trilogy just for this DLC, and even bothering with DLC to begin with.
@RevolverOcelot16 жыл бұрын
GhostBear3067 it's also on PS3. Just an FYI.
@williamlongworthiv54806 жыл бұрын
GhostBear3067 if you are/have,wait until the next to last mission to do it. That away you get the best possible version of it
@pizzamafioso91913 жыл бұрын
@@williamlongworthiv5480 Why is that? 🤔
@couldbeowen58263 жыл бұрын
@@pizzamafioso9191 unlocks all the characters
@johncarter64513 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does Glyph sound like one of those Decepticon snipers from "Transformers: Fall of Cybertron"?
@chaywarburton34883 жыл бұрын
Hammerhead, ME2, Overlord DLC. Enjoyed that vehicle xD
@ThoraxetheImpaile1003 жыл бұрын
Until you get in a fire fight with a tank or armament and then you might as well be driving wet tissue paper.
@chaywarburton34883 жыл бұрын
@@ThoraxetheImpaile100 I loved the speed, agility.
@jasamps2111 жыл бұрын
I choked I was laughing so hard at that haha
@rockmcdwayne17103 жыл бұрын
Lookin all of this action in play brings back some memories and i would also like to point out that soldier spec with tech explosion concussive rounds is the easy mode spec. Even on hardest difficulty its a breeze in a park.(use incindiary rounds and spam concussive missile and watch everything roast and explode). 2nd strongest i would say is sniper with black widow rifle. Easyest way to deal with any armored and/or shielded target. (pops them heads right off through the shields with AP rounds).
@TheHorreK23 жыл бұрын
Glyph is adorable
@GoldenMan10026 жыл бұрын
What is that double barrel shotgun she is using in the beginning?
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Geth spitfire, a 1 time only gun for this DLC, its like a mini-gun then for the rest of the video its the Geth shotgun, you can charge the bullets
@ladyselin352 жыл бұрын
Brooks really bumped into tough wall. I mean theyre galaxys bests. Did she really though someone who defeated sovereign and went to omega 4 relay and came back alive wouldnt act ? 1 bullet was a mercy for her.
@deathbykonami54876 жыл бұрын
This person now that pull removes those damn shields?
@bluumberry6 жыл бұрын
I don't remember if I knew that or not, it's been quite a long time :P Probably didn't help that I avoided using pull on vanguard.
@hartianx16986 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have helped anyway because you can't pull the energy shields away. It does work on the Cerberus shields though.
@terryautry6493 Жыл бұрын
i loved wrex in this dlc.
@ryanseijuro52792 жыл бұрын
I can't magine if you add ME 2's squadmates to this mission lol
@ZeroCanalX8 жыл бұрын
Wait? Didn't Joker say Alliance ships have bridges?
@JBrander6 жыл бұрын
Hammerhead > Mako You just can't beat the missile firepower and mobility
@RivkahSong6 жыл бұрын
Oh HELL NO! Mako>Hammerhead. You can't beat fire power and ACTUAL DEFENSES! The Mako is so tough you can beat an armiture or colosus to death with the goddamn wheels but in the Hammerhead you take three shots and you have to run and duck before you fucking explode. I hated that damn vehicle so damn much and the vertical mobility was useless outside the mission you got it on.
@voidimperial11796 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed being able to control the vehicle I was driving. Also, homing missiles. Hammerhead > Mako
@OtomostheCrazy6 жыл бұрын
Mountain climbing, and quick repair using Omnigel...and you can slam things so hard they become rag dolls.
@Avatar2win6 жыл бұрын
Team Mako FOREVER
@johnking23525 жыл бұрын
@@OtomostheCrazy hammerhead can jump and slam geth become ragdoll too
@Vipersword10011 жыл бұрын
So many laughs!
@LDZWolf Жыл бұрын
We'res grunt
@zach2beat11 ай бұрын
He doesn’t come around until after the main quest for the dlc.
@IndigoYoung11 жыл бұрын
what shot gun were you using?
@varric7 жыл бұрын
Geth shotgun.
@Darkstar2636 жыл бұрын
It's the Geth Plasma Shotgun, it can be found during the Reaper Base mission on Rannoch. Or you can just buy it afterwards if you miss it.