Mass Effect Interspecies Encounter

[@SergioSource]

Jacob / \ Jacob

[@arbiteras]

SergioSource Look at this

[@penguin1398]

+King Derner Cousland Toxic food. And so damn good...

[@Makedeth]

Holy fuck i lost it at this comment. Its BioWare choices in a nutshell :D

[@viridian6812]

Jacob / l--- I should go. \ Jacob

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

You forgot the best one ? / / \ \ ?

[@derpro8125]

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system. Subtitles (JACOOOOOB)

[@arbiteras]

Thomas Gloerfelt-Tarp he just didn't do any Calibrations for 3 hours

[@rodgersmilth30]

Hackett, out! --side the window.

[@FeralColumbidae]

Tali's gonna freak when she hears about this.

[@ThePigeon5734]

Heyo my fellow

[@KingofReverie]

Wish this guy would make stuff again

[@arbiteras]

Kirillian Amurawr please respond does someone know the video where Shepard's head is replaced by Joker's and the body was mordin's with the voice of femshep in the Tali mission?

[@arbiteras]

thanks man!

[@isabellaboehnlein1914]

Yep I agree

[@indigothecat]

I love when Kasumi has a total fan-girl twitch. :D

[@mewtuwa]

> I was only 28 years old > I loved garrus so much, I had all his calibrated pistols and rifles > I pray to garrus every night before bed, thanking him for the calibrations he have performed > "Garrus is love" I say. "Garrus is life" > Shepard hears me and calls me a faggot > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Garrus > I called him a Reaper > He slaps me and sends me back to the armory > Im crying now and my face hurts > I stand in the armory and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > Its garrus > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear, "this is my job" > He grabs my gun with his powerful talons > I'm ready > I take apart my gun for Garrus > He starts calibrating > Im so useless compared to Garrus > I can feel my self esteem plummeting and my eyes start to water > I can't resist pushing his buttons > I want to please Garrus > He roars a mighty roar as he calibrate my gun with his love > Shepard walks in > Garrus looks him straight in the eye and says. "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations" > Garrus leaves through the sliding doors > Garrus is love, Garrus is life (I'm sorry, I can't believe I wrote this.)

[@cr33pycat60]

...RUINED XD

[@54lolman]

I hate you so much right now.

[@mewtuwa]

Mission accomplished.

[@D2ansko]

I think this would be my experience on the Normandy IRL ;(

[@mrscoles100]

KZbin comments. Heavy risk. But the prize....

[@plmokm33]

"My father would never let this go on!" My sides just left orbit so fast they red shifted

[@arbiteras]

***** But the priiiiiiiiiiize!!!!!!!!!

[@SpiffyAnthony]

I don't think my Shepard will be able to sleep now, knowing that there's a GIANT Admiral Hackett outside his ship, overwatching him sleep through the skylight

[@Mochi_Madness87]

Toxic food, and so damn good

[@jamie150741]

Heavy risk, but da priiiiiiize

[@ICantSplel]

Fuck you, I love you. Rofl

[@user-texgen]

But the PRIZZZZZZE

[@Krinor16]

What on the whole milky way!?

[@jenulu]

10 years later still laughing my ass off @ this

[@generalmaul4615]

Welp. This was terrifying. I'm gonna go watch a horror movie to lighten up the mood.

[@lovechafes]

"Fuck you. I love you." Oh god i lost it

[@Matteoarts]

Why has it taken 5 years for this to be recommended to me?

[@124Nightwing]

1:15 Looks like Kasumi is having a good time.

[@justashibainu]

you just can't resist pushing my button

[@Saber2793]

I thought it was "You just can't resist pushing my butt" ;))

[@tiredtypes1260]

Am I your dirty little secret, Garrus?

[@XelestialAurora]

I like how everyone dies but lives again briefly to try to get out the way before Garrus goes down for the plunge.

[@ajellyfish6357]

Look at this....toxic food......and so dam good.....heavy risk.....but the prize

[@Guirko]

"Tell me again about your immune system" (JACOOOOOB) *Epic music starts playing* Me: What the fuck is going OOOONN

[@playtoyx]

They all died that day.

[@TheSilentHawx]

Brokeback Normandy

[@cr33pycat60]

lol hackett's just standing there watching the whole thing

[@xNagelax]

01:24 CANT BREATH LMFAO XD

[@Ceratosaur]

1:13 that look though! Ultimate sexy stare. 😂😂😂

[@EskimoErikk]

Oh my goodness. I think this is your best video yet. Thank you again for making my day, and keep them coming once ME3 comes out! :D

[@Mamotraxer21]

fck you,i love you - выпал

[@Andriykobin]

That was beautiful. Thank you for brightening my life in these dark times of waiting for ME3

[@gkirk609]

"Tell me more about your immune system"

[@SantaWithGuns]

Do Turian jaws unhinge? How terrifying would that be?

[@SamuraiKai]

OH GOD

[@arbiteras]

***** Saren did. They just need some calibrations

[@Magnegro]

The look on Garrus' face at the beginning always gets me.

[@kittenkraze13]

KASUMI

[@stacyreed5767]

сколько пересматривала этот трэш угар, только сейчас заметила подглядывающего Хаккета 1:42

[@Mamotraxer21]

ооо,русскоговорящие тоже тут,вечер в хату

[@MyChemicalBromance]

This will be a legitimate fetish in 20 years, an accepted lifestyle in 50 years, and on the Disney channel in 60 years.

[@jacobmunro4458]

Seen this video several times, first time I've ever seen Admiral Hackett.

[@ehoffart529]

He's just going to cheat on you Garrus.

[@MultiOrri]

Oh my god WTF?!

[@p1nn3rT]

Tell me again about your immune system.

[@TalkernateHistory]

Jacob's shirt removal makes me lose my shit every time.

[@interdictum2895]

1:43 Hackett out

[@BlackIceDragon2005]

That must be one hell of an immune system to have.

[@RGDcommentnode]

Garrus: "Joker, set a course for gay Turian porn!" Joker: "How the hell did you know about that bookmark!?" Garrus: "I asked nicely, now engage before I make you fall through the hull and into space..."

[@spacechaser6369]

this video is the only reason i get up in the morning

[@RequiemOfTheFirst]

And Anderson was watching the whole time...

[@mistapimpsta2033]

I think that was hackett

[@PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

*Jacob and Garrus having romantic talk* *Thane and Jack fall over in background*

[@jamie150741]

"romantic" Something is very wrong

[@edu8273]

"tell me more about your immune system " fucking GOLD

[@Makedeth]

im in tears holy jesus

[@Drillsergeant2]

Damn the music made this very intense

[@landioma]

I'm more afraid of these videos than the arrival of any reapers.

[@RookJooms]

1:09 He's taking himself taking himself off, off.

[@Flasktop07]

Oh god, this is your best yet xD! I cried I CRIED

[@D2ansko]

Still praying for your comeback Agsii

[@blakewayyy]

Think of these videos as art films The alternative is too many strokes to keep track of

[@ARSA525]

It's been 16 months since you made your last video. If you're reading this please explain why you suddenly stopped making videos and tell us if you're ever going to start again. It isn't a nice move toward us that you suddenly stop making videos and don't say anything to us. So if you are able to read this, please tell us why there haven't been any videos in 16 months.

[@ivoryrosett1980]

I just realized something,I’ve never heard Garrus swear before

[@ghastdream]

omfg the cameos, can't stop laughing.

[@phatcatrat]

Category: Nonprofits & Activism rofl

[@CutieRain1]

"Ai can create realistic, meaningful converstations." *My converstation with Ai:

[@Circuitssmith]

"Toxic food!" I nearly choked to death from laughter.

[@Pripod100]

Just watched couple of your videos. Don't know how, but this reminded me that I wanted to replay the whole trilogy.

[@sibiris8474]

This made my life.

[@GehennaDestiny]

Your glitchy ME2 vids are the best glitchy ME2 vids, can't wait to see what you do with ME3.

[@pescando]

I honestly cannot wait for your Mass Effect 3 videos agsii1.

[@Pinshicrafter12]

"very long" JACOOOOB

[@BackwardsPancake]

stock six consortium group carreerist Man, this audio transcription thing is awesome.

[@HawthornMusic]

You, sir, are an artistic genius.

[@IsaFinchelLove]

I’m... what just happened

[@sp7880]

Dafuq did I just watch! I can't stop laughing xD

[@kari4990]

Fuck you, I love you hahahaha

[@Tepadj]

Laughing so hard it hurts me

[@FunWarden]

My eyes!!! I'm fucking blind !

[@Maggbba]

Dude, you should have your videos on Machinima too. This is Gold

[@Andriykobin]

These are the effects of eating the toxic food

[@darkartu22]

anyone else noticed admiral hackett in the end? aaahahahahah

[@UlalaFL0W]

I don't know why, but I laughed an absurd amount at Kasumi.

[@PlaystationThree60]

cant lie that was kinda hot

[@jamie150741]

Ikr?! And somehow I didn't seem to mind them doing the deed on a pile of dead bodies. The internet has tarnished me

[@xMunchers]

Pushing Jacob's button... Heavy risk...

[@mmcvip]

Garrus finished his calibrations

[@TimbukTurnip]

These videos make me laugh way too much.

[@DatKhact]

The touching tale of romance between a turian and a human. Will they discover their inner love deep in their hearts of faith or forever swim in the bodies of friends. Stay tuned.

[@FoxleyGamingZone]

Best thing since forever.

[@XelestialAurora]

Some of their other videos a few vids back have a how to mod section.

[@Willikins]

Pause quickly at 1:43 and look to the left. Is that an Admiral Hackett hologram?!

[@AmariFukui]

I get this feeling that the reapers need to get in on the crazy

[@bramenoodle]

1:07 is where shit gets EXTREMELY funny

[@bronztrooper9440]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS!!!!! please help me...

[@MrXxsoulessniperxx]

...but the *P* *R* *I* *Z* *E*

[@metalliam203]

that poor krogans just like "fucking evertime"

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

Commander Shepard comes into his room: WHAT THE FFffff....

[@XelestialAurora]

They did answer and they said yes.

[@i-am-not-a-donkey]

My father wouldn't let this go on, something is very wrong.

[@coolasiandude]

Finally, you are back! :D

[@karambiatos]

@MasterStulf truly timeless

[@TheLuigi]

TOXIC FOOD!

[@Kryptice]

One of the most WTF videos in Council space LOL

[@1SapereAude1]

You need to make more of these

[@WeirdNotWierd]

Aaand this is how Mass Effect 3 will end.