"MASTAURBATING" - Cards Against Humanity Online!

[@Kryoz]

That kryoz guy is a pretty funny guy

[@Andrew-bb7ci]

Kryoz yea he's pretty good

[@killcam4924]

Kryoz yeah you hould subscribe to kryoz gaming

[@raiderhanks364]

Kryoz Nah he's a little bitch that only puts out CS: GO vids and sucks half the time.

[@lurant1s354]

I agree

[@krizzi3707]

ye he is very good

[@albinoshinobi6571]

“It’s not a fort it’s a safe haven” didnt age well

[@Pomegranate44]

Yeah….

[@ewanayres9576]

That one didn’t age so well - Jon tron

[@titaniumwolf8756]

Ooff

[@-mako-6018]

yikes 🤣

[@moneymikedawg2419]

Damn

[@owenwild709]

"Have you got to the end of one" "No i usually finish by then" Im dying xD

[@hej9179]

potato

[@godlyhax4172]

@@hej9179 dont question it.. its just the internet.. Potatos have the right to live in 2019

[@godlyhax4172]

@Dylan Chappell those mutha fuckers poisoning my BLTs, Fuck them

[@godlyhax4172]

@@mmr599 dont JK the true statement. Smh

[@thanos7655]

Oh my god are you the potato from Ireland

[@UnPokemon]

Katawa Shojo (the game with the disabled/crippled girl) is actually a very beautiful and good game, especially considering it was made by 4chan users.

[@Gabitteux]

I actually loved it, pretty good and interesting caracters, and the music, ahhh the music.

[@gumpyjoe8598]

One of the only games worth 10/10

[@IWendigo]

Such a good game, cried ever single route.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

It really is

[@ratboyoftheratrealm5844]

Mini's comment in the beginning didn't age well

[@cread_227]

A lot of mini's comments in these videos didn't age well... He jokes about THAT way too much

[@helenkeller5252]

@@cread_227 perhaps he wasn't joking

[@keanuwheeze2556]

I was just about to comment this

[@tablegod]

Keanu Wheeze literally commented something similar on another video lmao

[@AkihitoTysko]

Mmm mmm I was thinking that

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

We are on the second day of the new year and we start out with a Cards Against Humanity video with yo boi SMii7Y. Great start.

[@Limebleach]

Ali Hamad Qabazard 3rd day if you're Australian M8

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

MrXDtroll That works too!

[@lethalbroccoli01]

Second day of new year? never heard of it.

[@AstroGamerSteve]

Greats tart

[@GiffyHD]

Ali Hamad Qabazard 3rd

[@jaxhanicak6458]

Yeah as a lot of people in the comments have said, Mini's comment in the beginning did not age well.

[@noodleboi5106]

Neither did the kids

[@zeallust8542]

@@noodleboi5106 she was 17, not a child

[@acerspacer]

@@zeallust8542 17 is still a minor

[@zeallust8542]

@@acerspacer Its okay bro, we all know that when you turned 18 you instantly stopped speaking to people a year younger than you. Youre such a saint. Or y'know, a loser who wasnt talking to people anyway

[@zeallust8542]

@@acerspacer its a minor yes, but its also *legal* (except the photos, but nobody follows that law). You cant demonize somebody using the law when the law is already on their side.

[@TheSmokingSkull]

5:23 Katawa Shoujo, got it. Looking it up now... Aaaand just looked it up. My search for a Crippled Girl Fetish game is complete. Bookmarked.

[@loganreads90]

The Smoking Skull 💀 RIP.

[@theotherjosh1641]

better delete your search history

[@LBmajesty]

This is my third or fourth time watching this video and I finally searched it. Then I realized I actually started this game and it wasn’t bad, but I never finished it. Only game of this type that I’ve ever tried. .... it was free stop judging me.

[@morgan2546]

*bookmarked*

[@calebwright9539]

"How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?"

[@graciedavis7266]

mini's joke aged like milk oh my goodness

[@semenslayer_]

As many times as I come back to this vid I think the same thing and it’s hilarious

[@rjharmonproductions]

true

[@512TheWolf512]

katawa shoujo is the LAST familiar name i'd though i'd hear on smii7y's channel xD

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

Eugene InLaw Yeh, real family friendly game.

[@Rdfalcone]

Emi is love, emi is life

[@carlosrosado6130]

Lelouch Vi Britannia I've heard about it on watchmojo "top 10 weirdest dating simulator games" and just so you know...it's not a hentai

[@512TheWolf512]

Lelouch Vi Britannia just an ordinary dating sim featuring a variety physically disabled characters, even the one you play as has a serious heart problem

[@carlosrosado6130]

*points to Eugene inlaw* EXACTLY!

[@user-xm7pk5df4f]

"Nothing relieves stress better than just not caring about yourself at all" Oh shit son. That feel.

[@jamesmeaden9227]

1:13 genuinely thought he was talking to the audience for like 2 seconds 😂

[@SilentSniper-rw8ji]

I thought it was about to be an ad

[@maxwellhatkow6209]

Nogla was so loud that I thought it was his video........

[@luislopezxd5274]

hey you know that you dont have respond from someone but me

[@cultofeyes7260]

@@luislopezxd5274 what?

[@Jamaha5]

I love Chilled's comments. They go unnoticed far too often

[@finiteh8873]

James Hawley "WERE PICKING CUM!"

[@appleuwumer]

@@finiteh8873 I think that was Kyroz lmao

[@Fools_Requiem]

The "Nogla doesn't edit his videos" bit was funny as shit..

[@mach6247]

Victim of Lag That man puts a lot of hard work into doing nothing.

[@NexusSpacey]

Damb good video SMii7Y

[@IFollowYahuah]

NexusSpacey damn* or dumb*

[@kellen1771]

Jumpman tK it's a meme

[@Shoogy]

You must be new smi77y videos.

[@uzr69]

Wolfy Gaming dambbbb son

[@adamthomas8158]

Very damb good video. Gonna tell all my damb friends to watch this damb vid

[@Chegg-nn8sr]

Years later and it’s still funny, love the videos smi7y

[@NamelessGamer29]

More than three years later and this video still has adds running.

[@phoenix-kingz]

I'm disappointed in the fact that no one got the fallout NV joke

[@sotneagull7557]

Stone Shallberg I was triggered tbh

[@dunkin3656]

Phoenix King I was beyond triggered

[@YeetMaster_]

That was a fallout 1 reference

[@karoliner9631]

@@YeetMaster_ well the NCR was in NV too so we'll just say a fallout reference instead

[@RaccoonWthAwrench]

Wtf people it's a fallout 1 reference

[@andrewtimothy1937]

“What made the person get to that point?” “Success probably “ Im dying laughing

[@edgar7361]

Smii7y you sounded like you had crippling depression in this vid, just a little bit 😂

[@fallenangel3352]

And you're laughing why.....

[@cosmicpsycho8138]

"Ooo, interracial gang bang. That's good." -Chilled 2017

[@TriCobaltGmg]

that crippled girl card immediately reminded me of chilleds playthrough of Katawa shoujo, 2 seconds later chilled mentions it.

[@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps]

Me: "What's Deviantart?" Also me: *Googles Deviantart* ALSO me: I'm.....HOME!

[@SuperTux20]

Lmao, true. I had the same feeling, but I stopped using it a while ago for some reason 🤷‍♂️

[@monroerobbins7551]

Ditto. Used to browse it all the time for art inspiration, still appreciate it!

[@999tsukuyomi]

0:28 this is really starting to make sense now

[@joshrodallegas607]

His comments haven’t aged well at all lmao

[@Climax_4k]

0:22 - 0:39 the signs we missed

[@brownthunder3944]

💀💀💀oh no

[@Shinochaos]

There were alot of signs 💀

[@lexlexendary8621]

@ 0:25 that did not age well with Craig lmao

[@ShinziiArt]

I got pissed off when I heard it from him ._.

[@WspChrash]

Hehehe only he would know

[@uncomfysapphic8415]

@@ShinziiArt Fr it makes watching these old CAH vids difficult cause he says that shit way too much. It used to be funny but knowing what we know now it's fucked.

[@SacrificialFox]

Uncomfy sapphic I agree tbh

[@Kevin._.Sanchez]

Just got out of surgery and I'm in some pain, but your videos can still brighten up my day haha keep the videos coming man!

[@elijahshells]

5:44 Nogla: Fuck you, Kyroz, I'M readin' it! Smii7y: *laughing* "Kyroz"...😂

[@Defrag]

Probably the only person I've seen who is a big KZbinr who made a genuine effort to give Chris a shoutout and send support his way. SMII7Y you're a good lad!

[@Flamebrotherfridge]

"its not a fort its a safe heaven" god the irony

[@k6813]

0:26 dang that didn't age well

[@onlyaidan5880]

Yeah lmao

[@eliseqwq]

1:08

[@derkr5321]

0:29 WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I SCREAMED OHHHH MY GAAAWD

[@wastedladytv]

i get so excited when i see a new cards episode! you made my day SMii7Y! thank you and happy new year!

[@nicholasfarmer6667]

I didn't even hear anything wrong for 10 seconds! 😂 8:17

[@mackapacka2695]

1:25 it was this moment i went on to akinator and won VICTORY AT LAST!!!

[@tiredyoutubekid9720]

Smii7y's little giggle at 9:54. I'm deceased.

[@joshlugo7117]

Now we know why he thought the white van was a safe haven😖

[@appleuwumer]

the girls were 16/17, they weren't little kids lol but u still right

[@masongreen1468]

Hmmmm..needs more Bigjigglypanda

[@5at5una]

yep his remark is.. really dark and really suitable for this game lol... and here is daithi.. just ruin it..

[@Ch4pp13]

サツッピミク and that fucked up laugh.

[@dastredgaming7763]

awesome vid SMii7Y! having been part of Hoodoo's Breach cinematic over a year ago now i can assure this guy deserves everything and more. 100% worth checking out and supporting on patreon!

[@suvdrift]

"Devian -tart" Nogla 2016.

[@puppetguy01]

"What's That Sound?" Answer: "Canadians"

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

I've gone to customer service exactly once and it gave me a panic attack. "I know it's literally their job to deal with my problems but I don't want them to have to deal with my problems!"

[@PlayMadness]

For anyone who decided to take their advice, Katawa Shoujo is actually a fantastic and intensely emotional romance that takes place at a private school for high school age kids with physical disabilities. It's amazing.

[@gespenst0083]

From what I’ve heard katawa shoujo is a really good visual novel.

[@HORRIOR1]

2:32 "Leedle leedle leedle leeee!"

[@Sha.ll0w]

"I built my fort in shit smeared on the wall in a public restroom" PLS SMITTY

[@Sha.ll0w]

12:30 Didn't know I could get kicked out of that restaurant for The whole E-Sports scene

[@thewingmanimator8709]

I didn’t think anyone in this group knew about Katawa Shoujo, and now I feel called out.

[@Ratnikchud]

(sees new video from smitty) oh damb

[@finiteh8873]

Stalin's Rabbit "damb"

[@LocalPuppet]

Dam🅱

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

2:58 OMG I DIDN"T REALISE NOGLA MENTIONED LAUREL AND HARDY

[@theouterinn]

These cards against humanity videos are like a gift from above

[@10N1Z3D]

"You'll always lose to Canadians" You finally learned... 200 years after the war started

[@MajorElric136]

When you’re put in charge of The Running Of The Bulls: Mass-Taur-Bating.

[@sabianm8211]

smiity will never "expire" in my heart 😉

[@JLee-vm1ng]

1:15 anybody else think smitty was voicing over the video ready for *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@kitaryakysubae3156]

#HitlerlyClinton. Hang on. Think I'm caughing up blood from laughing too hard

[@DarkFalconTBA06]

First time you've seen that? m8 I feel bad for you

[@cybergamer5334]

2:40, now we know what patrick has been up to.

[@luisnavarro2599]

"I usually finish before the end" same bruh

[@Lord_El]

Kyroz made the joke of finishing before the end then after Nogla finished his sentence Chilled said it and got all the laughs

[@anonymoose2386]

"Irish Cream" I died laughing there

[@rdprecordings4739]

kay dude you convinced me, watched so many vids of you, and made me laugh so many times. i subed to you!

[@how2draw620]

6:30 Chilled you're correct about Mini and Nogla, but if you were to get it from Smii7y you would get milk

[@imgoingberserk5918]

Chilled's right, Katawa Shoujo has a solid story. Made me cry, tbh.

[@thomasodea1185]

What point have you reached when you start arguing about "incestuous catdogs" as a legitimate thing... 7:08

[@zeallust8542]

That Fallout card was good, but holy shit man, most Fallout fans dont even know where Shady Sands is (its in california) because they didnt play the first 2 games. How obscure

[@saggyshaggy5681]

0:28 - 0:30 That one didn't age quite so well.

[@etykespeer2230]

Im going to help Chris as much as I can Smity, cheers mate and keep up the great work You are doing Yourself. peace

[@MrScorchXi118]

the first minute of this video hits a little different these days....

[@brandonlw97]

Damb Smii7y nice "Best of 2017" video!

[@finiteh8873]

itsyaboiWILCOX "damb"

[@marshawn_ing]

I honestly prefer magooterbating.

[@chiefgod4449]

Cackel what

[@quantumrune2829]

Cackel SAAAAMMMMEEEE

[@kiwiiburd22]

Cackel ifunny

[@finiteh8873]

Cackel I'm sorry, what now?

[@sophiagalvan8874]

"Mastaurbating."

[@wyatt1592]

So I figured it was bad but curiosity got me Smii7y. I looked up Katawa shoujo and... was not disappointed surprisingly

[@RiveryJerald]

3:35 Working in the Mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter. and no one knows fallout new vegas FOR THE REPUBLIC NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC TWO HEADED BEAR HOOVER DAM! CAESAR'S LEGION!! like cmon

[@princeofsand1933]

Shady Sands and the NCR is actually from Fallout 1, fucking normie

[@mariasroses1089]

Aw omg the outro broke my heart 😭❤️

[@itsbrosky2563]

Minis joke at the beginning, Ironic

[@UziDoesIt0]

Chilled going back to his old days by advertising Katawa Shoujo Hanako

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Yes yes yes

[@temtem8898]

3:49 I'm so disappointed in these guys when they didn't understand the Fallout card. Makes me question where the gaming youtubers are...

[@Oliver-gn4ih]

?

[@frenchiee_96]

I'm always mindfucked by unedited daithidenogla videos :3

[@brandon-cs7fw]

katawa shoujo let's play when

[@mesagi3994]

5:25 I agree. Katawa Shoujo is a solid story.

[@miguela4123]

wanna hear a joke Noglas new gold digger Gf

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

HAHAhahahahahah!!

[@catraven1497]

SMii7y is always the quietest in this games xD

[@alyssafernandez6101]

now i realize why all the daddy jokes with craig

[@JKing-mj6yv]

8:15 that hurt me deep in my soul :(

[@gamingdragon9156]

face reveal at 1mill

[@NovaNinjaHD]

No! The milk bag conspiracy will be ruined.

[@borktehspork]

Noodle Lover cocaine bag* get it right m8 XD

[@JessC792]

gaming Dragon if you look hard enough you can find an imagine of him lol

[@Myrkul-D]

"A meme to end all meme's" UGANDA NUMBER ONE

[@ReMiXNeoNZz]

And to this day, Nogla still pronounces "Kryoz" as "Kyroz", and it still pisses me off...

[@isaacxiong7714]

2:20 Anthony's fake laugh

[@Kiririn_chan]

I love the fact that katawa shoujo was mentioned. I was like oh wait I know that. And yes it IS a good story (plus some amputee sex scenes...that were amazing)

[@Tyler-fm1ke]

Erik Kohne.... amputee sex scenes.... are we raping it or is it letting it happen

[@fluffee_pancaakes]

Why are you referring to an amputee as an it?? X''D

[@its_queenkaitlyn6530]

"I'm Canadian and I won" I Get the joke Smii7y noice.

[@trickytoes4209]

I really don’t like mini lad. He’s not funny, he’s just there

[@pnguu4749]

Im happy another Smii7y video

[@jo3bo955]

last time I came this early my girlfriend broke up with me

[@sander8565]

mindmeld3 3 last time I saw this comment was yesterday

[@cristianlagunas5229]

7:29 = I relate to the 2nd white card😅🥲

[@Pandorinn]

SMII7Y HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE! YOU EVEN HAD YOURSELF PLAYING AS TWO "DIFFERENT" PEOPLE!

[@evilmountain7147]

Thought Mini was MerkMusic and was like "CHILLED + SMII7Y + MERK, BEST COMBO EVER"

[@fish3748]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@rainbowroyalgamer]

I don't know if this is a rickroll or not XD

[@fish3748]

@@rainbowroyalgamer lol

[@jakejensen5235]

nogla is freaking halarious. his voice is the only reason he is a little bit funnier than you smii7y. it's nothing personal. love the vids and your editing style.

[@Andrew-bb7ci]

What did chilled say to google? Not muppet necking but the other thing

[@Flako92]

Squad Reacts Katawa Shoujo, he did a lets play on it a couple of years ago. I most warn you it wil lconsume you. Also you can down load it for free and play it yourself.

[@jedpeg_6412]

B0rikua45 Replying so I can find this later.

[@Flako92]

JedPlays lol

[@sSdestinySs]

Aw shit

[@yeet5065]

Squad Reacts You do not wanna know. I did not Google it but you can picture it.

[@seancat948]

12:24 RESTAURBATING

[@Ryan_Kreissler]

"Devian tart." XD