Master Chief gets Robbed at his Sleepover

[@fossilyboi1056]

Master Chief’s voice in this series is as consistent as my sleep schedule.

[@TheCulturedMan34]

Dont judge

[@Blackout17x]

I like this voice best!

[@milney]

This voice is best, followed by the voice in the gamestop episode

[@ichiroudesu_.]

Your sleep schedule must be great then! Congrats!

[@lobstalova8491]

So very consistent

[@KinglyPeasant]

This is why Halo Infinite got delayed.

[@OrbInDaFrame]

Yep

[@alexsilva28]

Craig better make an appearance in the next ep

[@spooky7048]

Master chief is bankrupted

[@RAMZAVFX]

Jesse dlc

[@GatorBoyXD]

Yeah

[@MGengarDude]

Hippo is my spirit animal.

[@yourboyjoshshorts186]

Me too

[@drxwskii6180]

Astolfo is my spirit animal

[@MGengarDude]

@@drxwskii6180 Man of culture I see :)

[@cyboticzombie]

I shall start a cult of hippo worshipers

[@drfreakoman9976]

Bruh

[@broyogurt3000]

"Oh, you make fun of my phone, but the whole police station is on that pre-paid family plan" God I died from this

[@goldninja8927]

Same here

[@randomname1765]

SAME LOL

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You know he's the real Master Chief because he stepped on a Lego and didn't scream

[@jotaro1370]

Again I see you

[@abdullahalmasariyan3020]

And don’t forget he slept with astolfo

[@Sgil97]

“Everywhere i go i see his face”

[@Silkylobster]

We meet again comrad

[@SonOfAFridge_]

@@abdullahalmasariyan3020 oh yea

[@astropunch101]

Everyone knows that it’s tradition for Spartans to put their pizzas in their drawers

[@generalrygy4532]

Astro Punch it’s common knowledge

[@Incred_Canemian]

It's one of the first things they were taught at the Reach Naval Officers Academy

[@doge_sevens]

especially the spartan 2's

[@krios9625]

343 likes... we need to like the comment

[@zackwolf4677]

Wrong Spartans but yes

[@bonnienc4434]

Chief: Despite what my boyfriend might say, i'm not gay

[@Al-ce6ur]

Oh, I thought he was gay. It's good that his boyfriend confirmed he wasn't

[@owengililland7249]

Its not gay if they are wearing socks

[@Stbanzz]

@@owengililland7249 they aren’t wearing socks

[@owengililland7249]

@@Stbanzz look again Cretan.

[@Stbanzz]

@@owengililland7249 chief isn’t wearing socks

[@DrowzyDruid]

"100% of burglaries are done by people inside the house bruh." That's it, I'm nominating this for the best joke of the year. Absolute genius.

[@EarleTKG]

Bruh

[@mootroidXproductions]

i kinda want to quit making serious films and do nonsense like this full-time because it looks like so much fun

[@hobbes7792]

you have really good animations too! Do what makes you happy and try a new thing, it might turn out better than expected ❤

[@heftybox]

Man, didnt you make funny stuff before

[@mootroidXproductions]

Here and there, like Arbiter Puns and Valentine's Day. But this kind of thing is absolutely filled with bizarre non-sequiturs and general weirdness. I gotta cut loose and stop caring so much about writing a perfect story.

[@mrcopycat2355]

Embrace Tzeentch's madness, brother

[@heftybox]

@@mootroidXproductions well i think its cool. I find it good that you want to try something new.

[@Blairibus03]

"Someone came in my backdoor last night too! Hehehe~" The fact that Chief doesn't even dispute it.

[@nicolasa.3192]

He's on the path of acceptance

[@HeyItsUhmmm]

@@nicolasa.3192 lmaoooooo

[@JamMasterJesus]

Chief is many things, but a liar he is not.

[@ethancohen6092]

That’s fucking hilarious

[@gamesgamer2091]

@Gray Au so they stuffing

[@Doomcrew-vb3rp]

"Bruh, 100% of burglaries, are done by people INSIDE of the house bruh." -Hippo Hippo is the greatest.

[@legoyoda645]

Bruh yes

[@MrBerserkinTime]

Bruh

[@tempo6316]

Bruh like thats so right bruh

[@sweetbrown89]

Master’s voice in this episode is SO SMOOTH

[@Darmani2MB]

He has Solid Snake vibes in some lines

[@xnortheast1106]

@@Darmani2MB no

[@Darmani2MB]

@@xnortheast1106 yes

[@xnortheast1106]

@@Darmani2MB no

[@Darmani2MB]

@@xnortheast1106 oh yes

[@vergil4418]

Master Chief: Who did this? Astolfo: *H O R N Y*

[@Ally5141]

Astolfo is not a girl...

[@Carlo-qj5jl]

Enbyfriend ??

[@vergil4418]

@@Ally5141 eh whatever i dont watch that shiza but thanks for the correction

[@bladehunter1097]

@@Ally5141 Exactly that's what makes it great

[@bladehunter1097]

As it should be

[@Darknitro71]

"Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack. You can't have two of them at once." I was laughing so hard at that.

[@dawnstartheanimeman]

“I don’t need financial advice from someone who’s sleeping on MY floor.”

[@Destinim]

I almost died by choking on my own spit from that joke

[@jotarokujo3705]

I DIED LMFAOOO

[@deeplystainedmattress]

@@dawnstartheanimeman that one was fairly savage

[@dinamosflams]

Tell that to "rich" people

[@Starcatplays]

Chief getting stuffed like a crust from pizza hut being in that bed.

[@TMXToxic]

star cat

[@StoneBalls]

@@TMXToxic your mom

[@TMXToxic]

@@StoneBalls you know the rules

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

It was Astolfo that was getting stuffed like a fresh hot Oreo.

[@MicTheOni]

*KILL ME*

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

4:07 I’ve never heard a line delivered so spectacularly

[@ajoke5105]

In some other hellish multiverse, I wouldn't have been able to watch Master Chief wake up in bed with Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. Man I feel bad for the people in that unfortunate universe.

[@TaigaXsenpai]

this is kind a normal stuff that happens in vrchat though ;D

[@Yoh23]

@@TaigaXsenpai Is there a hippo side kick who gasta as hell?

[@bleeters5984]

Somewhere in the multiverse, _we_ woke up next to Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. That universe doesn't know it's goddamn luck.

[@synthesizecomplete]

@@bleeters5984 welp i need intermultiuniversalinterdimensional transport ASAP

[@M0D776]

@@bleeters5984 god I wish that was me

[@tokenfinnishguy8714]

"Are you gonna really turn into a life of crime for a ticket?" *"YES"*

[@deezn.3418]

[Que Breaking Bad intro.]

[@Bluecho4]

In _this_ economy? Yes.

[@bigman7676]

Jean Paul RP

[@JackAttack15]

Honestly that sounds like the highest level of petty and I love it.

[@UnthinkableSiam]

He should've said "Oh hell yes"

[@yodaflyz]

"The police can't legally rob you".... Someone has never herd of Civil Asset Forfeiture.

[@EldenRingplayer407]

3:17 Someone also doesn’t realize that *strong* RC drones can potentially be used to rob a house without being in it. One pair for busting down a window, the other pair to hold up to 20 pounds, or open an unlocked cabinet. Sure, if caught it’s a violation of airspace, but it’s slightly easier to get away if you aren’t lying when you say “I didn’t step foot onto the property” 🤣🤣

[@davidgerholdt5416]

Yup. Go delinquent on your debts it’s called reclamation by the government

[@ch1pnd413]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking

[@yodaflyz]

@@davidgerholdt5416 I'm not talking about reclamation or even the commonly confused with Criminal Asset Forfeiture cases where they accuse you of a crime. In a Civil Asset Forfeiture you are not accused of a crime , your stuff is accused of being used in a crime & you have to sue to get your stuff back. It's a complete violation of your constitutional property rights. Carrying to much $, obviously you got it from drugs & we the police don't need any proof to just take it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZncpZ53ltR5aM0feature=shared

[@realkingofantarctica]

Just another episode in _Master Chief's Ordinary Escapades_

[@oni123]

jojo tease

[@platinum5569]

Sup again King

[@Nobythulhu]

“You play mobile games?” “I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics!” Bruh why you gotta body slam me like this.

[@nottuu]

*i have no words.*

[@LynnetteJJW]

Youre the problem then. Stop giving them mons!

[@actor3949]

@@LynnetteJJW 2:11

[@Kai-vo5zq]

“Bruh, its like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World” God I love this Hippo

[@generalrygy4532]

Kai #YangGang he’s such an inspiration

[@sm69animations34]

“Someone came in my back door too!” I’m dying!

[@incrediblemarco6627]

"Bruh, the police can't legally rob you, if you say no bruh"

[@captaincomical6154]

Truly big brain idea

[@Liychee]

1k like

[@getnoobfanflamingo]

Bruhhahaha

[@MrGentlemanGG_]

It is technically a real thing. The US Constitution states “No unreasonable searches or seizures.”

[@agentknifestripes1608]

Bruh

[@fallingbed1]

Wait this isn’t robot chicken?

[@GeoRunnerz]

This aint a parody either

[@wisbsn1]

I see you in others comments.

[@RootBeerBilly]

It's not, this is actually good

[@Dat-Doomba]

That feels like it.

[@dimtery]

Always has been...

[@zoruamaster2495]

Astolfo: “Someone came in my backdoor last night” Master chief: *doesnt say anything*

[@EngelEngelEngelEngel]

oh man

[@zawarudo6628]

"It's not gay if it doesn't touch the sausage" said my 11 year old sister

[@sirottovonbismarck6776]

He no longer gives a fuck considering the financial situation he's in

[@tommycriton9758]

@@zawarudo6628 haaa she's so funny also DO YOU KNOW DE WAY don't ever let it die

[@zawarudo6628]

@@tommycriton9758 I won't let it dye, don't worry

[@oofer_gamer_life3080]

1:17 "bruh! thats like cheating bruh!"😂

[@CooliusCaesar]

Accountant here: You can, in fact, "stack bankruptcies". If you file a chapter 7 and chapter 13, in that order, you can clear a large amount of unsecured debt (such as a ticket for the sum of "a lot of money").

[@toecurlersupreme]

this is the greatest thing ive ever read

[@Super11bigT]

Same

[@captainbadassitude1845]

Just... this is amazing.

[@Perseuson]

Can you do my taxes?

[@SeaFR]

Holy fucking shit

[@abtl1154]

"Bruh are you really gonna turn to a life of crime over a TICKET?" "Yes."

[@mikiczm3248]

I like how he slowly accepts Astfolo as his weird boy-girlfriend.

[@mrshalltz3546]

Wouldn't you?

[@mr.fluffles5900]

It’s essentially a one room apartment. Do they do anything.. NSFW? With everyone there and able to hear/see

[@waifutrap6236]

😍❣️ I'm speechless

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@@mr.fluffles5900 According to Astolfo's backdoor, yes

[@flitzpipe4229]

@@justiceforjoggers2897 fucking hot!

[@panpan3303]

I just realized astolfo is calling him master because he is master chief, completely wholesome.

[@baelreviewsshit5382]

"You really gonna turn to a life of crime over a ticket?" "Yes." I mean, Chief did try to literally SELL Astolfo at one point....so this isn't too surprising.

[@ChaosMax]

To mf game stop

[@baelreviewsshit5382]

@@ChaosMax yea, not even for real cash either

[@nikitaavdeev9681]

I'd like to sell Astolfo too DON'T JUDGE ME!

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Now I'm hyped for the next ep :D The lore thickens

[@italianspaghettiboo3902]

The lore must thicken thy more

[@ToroCH]

The lore is almost as thick as a sheet of glorious STALINIUM

[@captainbadassitude1845]

Be prepared for a filler episode or 2, lol. I wonder when Darth Vader will return.

[@captainbadassitude1845]

Fakubu Ch. Ah, Stalinium. It’s mainly a military technology.

[@koi-irako]

this aint a dream is it

[@bonnienc4434]

The progression of Altolfo's and Chief's relationship in this series has honestly been amazing to watch

[@korvexus9922]

it’s really confusing

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Reminds of wallace and scot from scot pilgrim, where the roommates hate each others guts

[@nepenthy9804]

how many episodes have this been? 4?

[@logan5954]

@@korvexus9922 its funny because i refuse to think master chief cheats on cortana

[@EdTheCrkHead]

Yeah I love how Astolfo just says "Someone came in my backdoor"

[@Aiden-Ed]

0:36 masterchief is so manly that he didn’t even cry after stepping on a lego

[@DeeonleeCobb373]

"It's like giving a drowning man, a ticket to Sea World bruh!" I dunno why but that line gets me lol

[@joao20able]

"Then drown, bitch" *slams door shut*

[@IvanTube0]

too funny

[@InfernalAnt4729]

😂😂😂

[@oddly6287]

I’m the 1000th like

[@mrgameboy5727]

"I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics!" Never have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with

[@amistrophy]

It’s not illegal if they rob themselves- App Devs

[@stompchunkman4248]

That's why I stick with Azur Lane, the gacha isn't THAT bad. The whaling comes from cosmetics and initially for expanding your space and slots. No one spends money on the dorms.

[@Sleepy_Apocalypse]

@@stompchunkman4248 Valkyrie Crusade is much better and you can get everything you want in that game for free eventually if you find a good guild exercise patience and grind consistently. Took me about 3 years to reach the point that most players reach with spending but once I got there things only got better n better.

[@elijahmanaghaya6038]

Fgo gacha may be shit BUT IM F2P BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@M0D776]

I just play Girl's Frontline, I've never used a single buck and im enjoying it way too much, I even got some the damn event outfits with no investment whatsoever, its fucking rad

[@justsomefbioperator5407]

Femboy Hooters master chief poster on the background probably the best thing I've ever seen 0:47

[@ahardworker2154]

Am glad to see he's getting fan art

[@dontpreorder2783]

Oh my fucking god

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

"I prefer to get robbed through, improbable statistics" Does that mean the money that we used to gacha for astolfo was used by astolfo to gacha other servants

[@Whispurer]

I like how Chiefs become more and more of a degenerate over these episodes

[@ZzzarieL]

Yeah, he even use backdoors

[@ronn6771]

sOmEonE cAmE iN mY bAcKdOoR LaSt nigHt wonder who that could be

[@layicorn]

Breaking Bad 2

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@ronn6771 the hippo

[@toasthare6517]

@@Xannyphantom905 nah probably the Bionicle he's into that

[@mistytrap]

“The house always looks like the dirty house in a febreze commercial”

[@animefan2454]

wickid burn

[@nicolasa.3192]

@@animefan2454 Gonna need some ice for that

[@toastyriceball]

“Bruh, that’s like giving a drowning man.. A TICKET TO SEA WORLD”

[@hyper5157]

"Well then drown, BI-"

[@toastyriceball]

@@hyper5157 hahaha

[@hyper5157]

@@toastyriceball the officer is so funny in this

[@toastyriceball]

@@hyper5157 ikr lol

[@SetlingAxe]

0:57 lego man got one hell of an angle right there

[@BlackringIII]

Master chief is gettin real comfortable with astolfo...

[@MikiDoesArt]

Yea......real comfortable

[@legendarymarston9174]

@@MikiDoesArt REALLY comfortable ;)

[@MikiDoesArt]

@@legendarymarston9174 REAL COMFORTABLE

[@BurntTM]

@@MikiDoesArt we know what happens next

[@MikiDoesArt]

@@BurntTM I think we all know what are the tags right

[@dopaminedispenser6293]

“Chief, bankruptcy doesn’t stack, you can’t have two of them at once.” *I felt that.*

[@theadministrator4765]

"i don't need financial advice from someone who sleeps on my couch"

[@user-nv2dn8tf8h]

@@theadministrator4765 Floor

[@CanterlotCrusader]

It went from Astolfo working multiple jobs, to making fun of Master Chief's waifu, to being Master Cheif's waifu. It's the most beautiful character arc I've ever seen.

[@TheVibra]

" Bruh 100% of burglaries are done by people inside the house bruh." -Hippo

[@GhostandChromis]

Chief really actually just went ahead and succumbed to the succ.

[@MrSnakeFilms]

“My materialistic possessions were the only things that tied me to this world.” 😌👌

[@roberto789shadow]

the funiest part for me, he looks so done with the world xD

[@tomd96]

After cortana left him, things haven't been the same.

[@Anonymous529]

@@tomd96 Cortana is Chief’s ex bro what you on about

[@electricbayonet2]

"So it all starts when Master Chief wakes up in bed next to Astolfo. Huh? No, of course they aren't naked. Astolfo is wearing a pink sailor fuku, and Chief is wearing his helmet and a floor-length, open-chest bathrobe." -My brain, trying and failing to convince myself that I haven't just gone crazy and this was a real video that I just watched

[@Joe-vx2jq]

“the master chief helmet stays on during sex”

[@bakedbagels3716]

wait, isn’t astolfo a guy?

[@Quantum1244]

@@bakedbagels3716 yes

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

3:40 "Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack, you can't have two at once." Student Loans: *"ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF"*

[@dakufaust]

Man, Master Chief is so MANLY that he only dates MEN MANLY enough to wear an *anime girl outfit* Nows THATS being manly.

[@hectorzero8545]

I can hear this in the bionicle man voice

[@malum9478]

and thats the double truth

[@lyrisio]

It's not gay if he looks like a cute girl

[@dipdop9734]

Bruh, there ain't nothin manlier than being yourself

[@OKmonAMI]

@@dipdop9734 *Dip Dop lied as naturally as he breathed*

[@jotarokujo5724]

“Someone came in my backdoor too” -Astolfo

[@FernandowoTM]

*Backdoor

[@jotarokujo5724]

ꜰᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴏ ah of course how could I forget

[@Lobble]

astolfo is a guy so help me

[@jotarokujo5724]

Lobble a hot guy at that lmao

[@tvnorminstudio3080]

UwU

[@yonny1835]

“I don’t need financial assistance from someone who literally SLEEPS on my floor”

[@hexagonal69]

I came for astolfo, stayed for astolfo. You portray him so well.

[@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan]

Arent you gonna talk about rin from love live? 1:38

[@Shy_002]

I came for astolfo, and came too astolfo

[@Gshadin]

I also came for Astolfo

[@zoiranha]

I came inside astolfo

[@pastadeadman4594]

I came for Alstofo too ;)

[@no-dachi6770]

"I prefer to get robbed through... improbable statistics." Don't we all?

[@foolydude4305]

"bankruptcy doesn't stack; you can't have two of them at once." gold.

[@Joopyter724]

True gold

[@mistersommerkeks1181]

In Germany we have two different kinds of bankruptcy

[@yoholup19]

What's funny is that it's actually possible to stack bankruptcy

[@nicholasfallbrook9810]

Chief has just gotten used to Astolfo being Astolfo to the point that he isn't even surprised when he wakes up to find Astolfo there. Must've learned presence concealment.

[@eliel1815shadow]

Or he actually fucked him... I preffer to think your way

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

Adapt. Achieve. Overcome.

[@yoissy]

@@redthewifeyhunter4034 over-come

[@chance1240]

Yeah. . . Im hoping my boi chief didnt give in. But i dont blame him :P XD

[@Arthur_Netto-Luana_Fox]

"someone came in my back door last night too" astolfo,2020

[@hjonkthemadsorcerer]

The stop motion is phenomenal, then shitpost energy is strong, this here is a solid 8 out of 10 Astolfos

[@Nabbercus]

The way how the hippo says "BRUH" should be a meme.

[@YenHoang-oj8zk]

Agreed

[@felswinter7938]

Astolfo doesn't know that Seig is a welfare Servant.

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

I died at this comment holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnDoe-ns5su]

Oh... I get it.

[@Ant2Volpe]

Master decided that VR Chat sucked but now karma has arrived because he left them.

[@carrotpl]

Oh god, now you've reminded me of the other VRChat conversation. But i don't remember which video was it...

[@Ant2Volpe]

It was the one at GameStop by the same person: me lol

[@carrotpl]

@@Ant2Volpe Not the Gamestop one... also lol.

[@CoroCola]

claims to have been robbed and have no money. yet theres $50 sitting on the night stand RIGHT THERE. 00:16

[@MhxAir]

I don't care which series you're a fan of, all of this is canon.

[@asterisk4424]

Well shit, Chief and Astolfo are official.

[@glipheo]

I need a chapter of Halo with Astolfo in it

[@Trademarked26]

*

[@nylotical]

*

[@BurntTM]

-romantic music INTENSIFIES-

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

Shipping intensifies

[@sgtpaloogoo2811]

4:26 If you listen closely you can hear him holding back laughter.

[@PerseusR51]

lmak

[@scissors320]

@@PerseusR51 lmak

[@noahjensen7788]

a large gamer amount of money 😎

[@TyrannosaurusGaming]

@@scissors320 lmak

[@itsNep_]

@@TyrannosaurusGaming lmak

[@kakarot1007]

1:36 holy cow that was just genius

[@mememaster5453]

I don't understand why this guy doesn't have 1 million subscribers. This is art.

[@smh_240]

“I see you calling from a iPhone 3” *totally doesn’t have a telephone from the 80s*

[@Lemuel928]

Any version of I-Phone is okay.

[@Oscar-j6b]

To be fair, you can angrily end the call by slamming it. You can't really do taht with modern phones.

[@electricbayonet2]

0:52 Not hearing the normal, immediate denials of Astolfo's innuendoes, Chief.

[@Quantum1244]

He doesn’t fight it, after all a true spartan never lies

[@HisDudenessTK421]

Astolfo is the perfect boyfriend.

[@Raph___A]

"I don't need financial advice from someone who sleeps on my floor!" *He never emotionally recovered from that...*

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

"Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack; you can't have two of them at once."

[@proxy90909]

@@MisteRRYouTuby An accountant higher up than us aparently said it was possible by filing a "7" and a "13" or something... So it can stack

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

@@proxy90909 You forgot 11.

[@proxy90909]

@@MisteRRYouTuby I am not an accountant (not even from the U.S.) but thanks Edit: Cant believe I didnt have 3 braincells to connect 7/11 ....

[@NoOne-ds7pw]

@@MisteRRYouTuby i think it does, if you own two companies (lets pretend we are rich) and one goes bankrupt... and then the other one does too, it would stack.

[@heartUndersnow]

>You will never wake up next to Astolfo I....I-I can’t go on anymore

[@shy8054]

You got to become your waifu bro. Its the only way.

[@TCG9777]

The 3-second moment Astolfo transformed: Unlimited Budget Works

[@BronnyBoii]

I love how halo music plays every time chief speaks

[@rank10ygo]

Heisenbean

[@valorthefox]

Rata, this is the second time I find you, first it was Potemkin Society and now here. Im surprised.

[@valorthefox]

This was a true Bruh moment

[@esmo9728]

bean moment

[@datzfatz2368]

honestly not surprised to find you here^^ love your stuff mate

[@LivingShadow35]

Where's my Ojama Sylvan Dark World Mirror Match while drunk video?

[@mintcey]

The police officer is my favorite character. The half-life noises, voice, and quotes are all glorious.

[@hiiroshima4178]

Are profiles have a lot in common

[@mintcey]

@@hiiroshima4178 that is because I have heard the song from sewerslvt with that cover you used as your pfp and took inspiration to create my own. The character in mine is from the indie game World of Horror and I used some random photo when googling lcd or something.

[@GigaSeadramon]

I love the attention to detail that Sieg is astolfo's waifu on the phone.

[@misteral9045]

0:25 Having watched this "series" from start to finish, Master Chief engaging with Astolfo's horniness is the most absolutely fucking adorable thing and this little exchange hits way harder than it should.

[@Y2Knostalgia2000]

0:52 “someone came in my back door last night too.” *anime giggle* Oh..... oh no....

[@bignasty1429]

The worst part is that astolfo is a guy

[@shiy6055]

@@bignasty1429 you misspelled "best"

[@bignasty1429]

@@shiy6055 u right

[@vicefurco.9134]

@@bignasty1429 And an adorable one at that

[@AutumnWoodham]

Chief really *finished* in that fight.

[@Scarril_VT]

Is chief going to become... A: A gangster B: A K-pop idol C: Security chief at Sea World D: A Sex Slave Find out next time on Cheeky Chief!

[@carrotpl]

*yes*

[@heroking3197]

B

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

*_All of the above_*

[@bebankeluarga8532]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🥄

[@Frost_the_polarian_fox]

E: nah he just pay a random mercenary with a mouth to get rid of the cops because he is so done with the world!

[@H.V.C_Shino]

*alot of money* "I dont have this kind of money" Biggest mood of 2020

[@SilentShadow07]

*Bruh, that’s like giving a drowning man a ticket to seaworld bruh.* 😂

[@happyhongorblx]

''Someone came into my backdoor last night too.'' Oh

[@victorvargas7927]

Welcome back to, "How fast can you click!" Apparently, very fast.

[@apocalypsetwt8699]

Yes

[@49ersdog70]

Yes

[@friendlycomradeivan5393]

Faster than a jackal sniper in halo 2

[@MapleMilk]

Chief finally realized that "homies over hoes" doesn't have to be mutually exclusive

[@Ren-uk7kj]

Coming in backdoors and getting robbed is just the quintessential boys sleepover, especially at 3am.

[@thecrypticman2006]

When Master Chief Steps On A Lego Human:

[@Fanfictation]

"BRUH they can't do me like this it's not fair... I'm calling."

[@mak_woodhunter]

"Bankrupcy doesn't stack up" is such a underrated line. Gold after gold of jokes. As always

[@quiyoma3730]

“That’s like giving a drowning man, A ticket to sea world”

[@ChaotiX1]

"I'll come over there and rob you MYSELF. Whatchu gonna do about it, call the COPS??"

[@AnimeGamer501st]

*laughs in mafia*

[@Bluecho4]

It's funny because the US is a third world nightmare, where a violent street gang with military ordinance is the state-sanctioned law enforcement outfit. This coming from a US citizen.

[@AnimeGamer501st]

@@Bluecho4 we literally have people complaining about gender and pronouns, not to mention half the country has obesity and concern ourselves with what the Hollywood actors say politically. Also most of our poor have the internet, iPhones, flat screen TVs, Xboxs, PS4s, and air conditioners. For heaven sakes a kid in Africa is probably fighting for his very life right now with an AK-47 so he doesn't starve to death, while you're out here telling other people that we are somewhat of a third world country just Because you probably don't like the words shall not be infringed. Plus you're probably talking about Chicago.

[@ChaotiX1]

@@Bluecho4 bro Detroit doesn't count as the entirety of the US. Don't be an idiot.

[@dipdop9734]

@@Bluecho4 But isn't that kind of...every nation's police force?

[@TechGuy30001]

“I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics.” I have never felt more closer to Astolfo than I have now.

[@giantturtlecat2959]

All of us who live in the Gacha mines felt this statement to the core

[@legendarymarston9174]

I don't get why you guys get tricked into that? xD

[@TakanePerez]

Hippo: *B R U H* That's like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World *B R U H*

[@netherdominater9960]

I find it hilarious that whoever robbed them didn't take the money sitting directly on the dresser

[@zenmelodyy]

"Fine, I'll just go AWOL again. You're lucky I don't make you sleep on the floor."

[@rainthundercloud]

But why was he sleeping with astolfo

[@shitpostingmeeseeks9003]

@@rainthundercloud who wouldn’t

[@eggcelentrat4005]

@@rainthundercloud homies get cold

[@The_Peach_Rings]

@@rainthundercloud you gotta kiss your homie good night and sleep with him or you aren't real homies.

[@ajakks6551]

"Chief, Bankruptcy doesn't stack you can't have two of them at once" *Stonks*

[@Halo2nothing11111]

"Sir, permission to leave the futon?" Dead.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Denied, sit down

[@dawnstartheanimeman]

That’s an order

[@ja1m_r]

"Someone came in my backdoor last night too" 💀💀💀

[@Statikfilms3054]

Bruh sleepover looks like something else with masterchief sleeping with astolfo 😳

[@maxium0839]

that would be gay then, astolfo is a man

[@SomePersonOnYoutube]

​@@maxium0839 Calling a matter between bros gay is a federal felony, come out outside with your pants down.... I mean hands up

[@JohanKylander]

@@SomePersonOnKZbin I'd rather come in with my pants down.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

@@SomePersonOnKZbin He'll come out with something up alright

[@The_Peach_Rings]

@@SomePersonOnKZbin he'll come out as straight with his pants up and hands down.