Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime)

[@xCepheid]

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at Femboy Hooters?

[@luvyuuki]

Finishing this bite sir.

[@whatthe999]

Love your music tho

[@kronniichiwa9909]

Fucc

[@takticalweeb9182]

Ohhh the jam

[@squidwardtentacles244]

Sir, applying for this job.

[@Starcatplays]

Halo Infinite story looking good so far.

[@jeweleryoflight466]

oh look a verified commenter

[@Snyperwolf91]

I hope they put the bikini beachball ball mode in. MLG and stuff you know.

[@-M1LK0-]

now this is a game id buy

[@weezypeezy508]

Omg it's the funny SCP secret laboratory player guy

[@chancesareo5321]

I did not expect you here

[@cesruhf2605]

"If you keep lying this is going to stop being the living room" underrated joke

[@stefan6347]

More like a badass one liner.

[@jala3845]

wow, just got it

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Yeah more like The DIEning room

[@Hunt4Yoshi]

i laughed

[@WTHCayden]

Deadass dad joke right there and I love it

[@RedSpiderZero]

"He lost his military pension after going AWOL to chase down his imaginary AI girlfriend" Deepest Lore

[@urphakeandgey6308]

I just love how faithful this is to canon.

[@harperl2]

@@urphakeandgey6308 genuinely curious, How does Master Chief get paid? Does he get paid? Does he ever get time off? If he never stops fighting what happens to his money is home is barracks is where he's supposed to be living?

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

@@harperl2 he gets paid in meals and and a trusty assault rifle. no he doesn't get time off, they just dump his ass in a freezer and thaw him out the next time he's needed

[@gatekeeper494]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Fuuuuuuuuuck that’s depressing

[@LevonBlueoak]

Halo in a nutshell

[@SkitariusNoKD]

Astolfo: *Makes fun of Chief for losing all his money simping. also Astolfo: Loses money simping for Chief.

[@PhantomJavelin]

"Financially ruining" himself simping for Chief, to be exact.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

it pays the bills

[@ItsEdboy]

SIIIIMPIN

[@calebpribyl5152]

OH THE IRONY!!!

[@Crota0100]

Bruh

[@MGengarDude]

*Astolfo gets stuck in the washing machine* Hippo: Bruh opportunities have risen. Why does he have the best lines lmao.

[@RedBonkleMan8534]

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO???”

[@Lucas_Nuts]

@@RedBonkleMan8534 bold of you to assume Astolfo is a STEP-brother

[@xilo_infinite7445]

Lucas Nunes your right He’s not a STEP BROTHER HE IS A HALF BROTHER

[@Lucas_Nuts]

@@xilo_infinite7445 NO HES NOT A HALF BRORHER HES A 2/4 BROTHER BOTTOM SEX

[@xilo_infinite7445]

Lucas Nunes DON’T YOU MEAN 3/4 brother TOP SEX

[@colonelstriker2519]

“Why is the pillow fort highly weaponized?” Well... it’s a fort...

[@kispz8688]

True

[@linnen_elm]

Bruh

[@gimmiethemcookies7372]

He be looking like Donut

[@sullythecat6263]

@@gimmiethemcookies7372 only og's know who your talking about

[@SirDankleberry]

@@sullythecat6263 It's light red.

[@zerpy2306]

"Opportunities have risen" *Halo theme intensifies*

[@zaraarmani4735]

Halo theme for (weird) opportunities in life....

[@sewkrazy]

Falcon KIYUCK

[@antwan3718]

thats not the only that has risen

[@MasterGoku21]

​@@antwan3718💀

[@hrisi117]

​@@MasterGoku21sir I think you meant 😏

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

"Imaginary A.I. girlfriend" No no he's got the point

[@EternalHappElements]

Ha you know who else got a point? You. That's who.

[@giovannicervantes2053]

BRUH HE LOST HIS MILITARY PEENCHION AFTER GOING *A W O L*

[@chubbz2309]

Why have you not a mustache?

[@snifey7694]

@@chubbz2309 sloe grower thats why

[@mrnonameyt]

Yea

[@pellevastano]

Can I point out Duke Nukem is living up to his mantra of their being no difference between Tomboys and Tomgirls? THAT'S attention to detail.

[@justas423]

2:02 Nice. Still have no idea what you're referencing besides Duke Nukem.

[@albertwesker3299]

@@justas423 Chie there is a tomboy, meaning shes female. He didn't care about Astolfo being a boy before either.

[@blackgem12]

Bruh I just saw that!

[@pellevastano]

@@justas423 "Tomboys, Tomgirls, what's the difference? I'm an equal opportunity Ass Pounder."

[@zmaj12321]

@@justas423 Reference to a previous video.

[@SirGa1ahad]

"He's not manly enough to be feminine" My fav line

[@Spartan-bl4pq]

cringe

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa]

@Secretary Becretary -🤓🤓🤓

[@ThatTiredAnimator]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa - 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@ghghiihjkijh]

​@@Spartan-bl4pq YOU'RE CRINGE

[@josephdavis1704]

@Secretary Becretary 🤓

[@LewdMe]

The text-to-speech "no" from Master Chief got me good XD

[@howlingdrakesng]

I like to think that his voice changes by the frame rate.

[@SevOneSev7en]

"If you keep lying, this is going to stop being the LIVING room." I'm dying

[@Hanarchy23]

Did master chief get into your living room?

[@Dzejk86]

fr i laughed way harder than i should have

[@edr1982]

DYING room

[@CPUGoddessBlanc]

That means its working

[@ScoobertDoobert5123]

Yes, yes you are

[@wilberforce95]

"When have you ever lost a battle?" "This one. I want to lose this one."

[@inanewarrior753]

"Master you're getting this job." "I can't keep paying your rent."

[@ItsPundore]

@@inanewarrior753 "It's financially ruining me!"

[@jahjah7940]

I wonder if he wanted to loose it because of the job or because of the Doomslayer’s menacing aura

[@RX0_GundamUnicorn]

"Ah master I got stuck in the washing machine" *KICKS HIM IN EVEN MORE*

[@bloxybluedevyt2887]

Keep your virginity Chief.

[@nicolasa.3192]

The master chief is not a simp

[@vanguardRailgun924]

*VIRGINITY IS COOL*

[@bloxybluedevyt2887]

VanguardTrainer2488 STAY A VIRGIN

[@someguyudontknow6038]

Gamer move right there.

[@ColdBlazze]

Took me so long to realize that Astolfo calls him "Master" because he's Master Chief... Bruh...

[@snakefate9888]

It’s funny now that Bethesda is now owned by Microsoft

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Astolfo is probably Microsoft and I don't mean the company

[@blob5907]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@andriwll]

@@The_Blue_Otaku dude

[@linnen_elm]

@@The_Blue_Otaku _Bruh..._

[@SirDankleberry]

@@The_Blue_Otaku Nice.

[@dopaminedispenser6293]

“The art style is busy, I’d rather just wear this.” Literally everyone: “Bruh, YES.”

[@mdioxd9200]

That was basically all of us at the end of the first infinite teaser ;)

[@dasgudeh8200]

Am I a bad person for liking his halo 4 and 5 suits?

[@mdioxd9200]

@@dasgudeh8200 *YES* AND YOU SHALL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR YOUR HERESY Personally, I just hate them because they don't look "realistic" bot oike something a real military could use... Too plasticky/toy-like Just makes me think more of power rangers than badass spartans

[@dopaminedispenser6293]

MdioxD yes I can agree with that

[@artistanthony1007]

@@mdioxd9200 I have a thing for the Prometheans lolz

[@snakeaddict2810]

"Your armor is red, well more like lightish red" _Ah, that brings me back._

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"lightish read" i havent heard that in a long, long time

[@HonestlyQuiteIncredible]

“It’s not pink,it’s just a lightish red”

[@xaeday9662]

Roses are red and violets are blue one day we'll cruise through blood gulch out of view its red versus red and blue versus blue I against I and me against you

[@gtl5568]

@@xaeday9662 i lwky want to cry because of all the memories. Goddam ots been a long time since i watched red v blue

[@mgc9965]

I was expecting another voice from that suit colour

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

“Bruh ain’t nothing manlier than being yourself” Words to live by

[@SK-yx7hm]

"Its not pink its lightish red" So this where donut went to after red vs. blue.

[@aramispond9023]

Well... he did marry an exotic dancer named Tiffany, so this might’ve been the road to how they met

[@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983]

No, this is donut’s brother

[@FairButNotReally]

He took High School Spanish

[@Rucarlul]

rip rvb

[@FairButNotReally]

@@Rucarlul ? Red vs Blue isnt over... Season 18 will most likely come out soon after they finish the seasons of all Rooster Teeth's other shows.

[@dad5draco]

No one is talking about the fact that the bionicle needed a refill of his, uh, dressing.

[@smallolworm]

Ngl, I don't blame him

[@ToasterBath]

Yeah...he'll *cum* right there

[@userofusername4981]

@@ToasterBath oh no, I didn't notice

[@hyperiongm330]

Tahu's life has gone downhill ever since he was replaced by Tahu Nuva.

[@RealSpaceChild]

@Rainbow Dash I always preferred Mata desing over Nuva.

[@Slim.01]

I swear , the Hippo is the best character out of this entire anime .

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Bruh

[@TheOneHoddToward]

My favorite must be my homie Tahu

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

@@TheOneHoddToward nah that ain't homie, tahu's a pimp.

[@alexbaribeault]

I need that hippo in my lyf, bruh

[@magiusfantasia5506]

"BRUH HOW IS YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO BE GIRLY. THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE NO SENSE" omfg my sides

[@ArcTrooper269]

*LIE, THAT ISN'T MASTER CHIEF, HE IS* *_DONUT_*

[@jaket1033]

It’s not pink it’s lightish red

[@thatoneperson4025]

@@jaket1033 that's the proof

[@calevoid]

@@jaket1033 in the new season he finally owns the pink armor

[@Macndcheese]

Private Delano donut

[@sealscav6694]

“I wanted light red. Not pink.”

[@bsmig5450]

The show is just becoming Master Chief putting up with Astolfo's shegnanigans and I love it.

[@animefan2454]

and the Velvet hippo lol

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I personally need more hippo centered content

[@SunlessShang]

agreed

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

And some Tahu cameos every now and then

[@Kugrox]

@@pokimanefartcompilation thought that said cameltoes had to read that a couple times

[@smokestack534]

"bruh aint nothing manlier than being yourself" "I'd rather be like destiny"

[@MrEpic325]

*sad shaxx noises*

[@kiraqueen4873]

*You've flatten their d!cks, guardian*

[@somthinorother320]

"You know I saw Master Chief over at Femboy Hooters the other day? Let me tell ya brotha, I walked in hungry but left THIRSTY! "TRANSMAT FIRIN'!"

[@madlad5199]

Woah hinga

[@Your_Savior]

"Good choice"

[@DylansDungeon]

1:16 Being with the military for many years, they'd probably take his pension away for less.

[@Bananakingchad]

Bros pension was like 60 unsc worlds 💀my man brought down the covenants leaders in like a week 🗿

[@XX_VRR]

"Master chief what are you doing at a femboy hooters?" "Sir, im getting this bread"

[@war10zx98]

"it's seems you won't need this pension bread, continue on Chief"

[@medievalkenevil3181]

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that Femboy Hooters?" "Sir, Finishing this shift"

[@soberpillow]

Doomguy doesn't need to be a femboy to be cute His sheer presence drains the manliness of all other men around him

[@urphakeandgey6308]

This results in Doom Guy simultaneously being the most feminine and masculine person in the room. It's perfect.

[@killercroc99]

He's also best friends with Isabelle from Animal Crossing.

[@Sk8aholic_66]

Bro, the DOOMicorn?

[@yettobeawiseguy7632]

666

[@nemuritori]

@@killercroc99 They are not married yet?

[@jameschristensen1302]

“ITS NOT PINK ITS LIGHTISH RED!” -Donut

[@Cobra3111]

I see you are a man of culture

[@Fuzemain15]

@@Cobra3111 yeeesssss

[@lozzar1069]

This is the rvb reference in the comments you have been looking for

[@thatguyapplesauce1060]

"Y'know, they have a name for that color... PINK!"

[@Yaboi-if8bw]

DONUT! WUT IN SAM HELL R U DOIN IN THIS ... AN-E-MAY?!?!?

[@schwerenevonyildi1315]

I like how Everytime Chief starts speaking, Halo starts playing.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Doom Slayer's cuter, obviously. He collects his own toys. Nevermind his unicorn suit.

[@kingblyatyt254]

Oh yeah the unicorn suit hahahahahah

[@mafiamanveto3004]

Lol they should have waited to make this video till the doomicorn skin mcfarlane came out lol.

[@thedoomslayer376]

Cant a man have a hobby

[@Umbra_Ursus]

@@thedoomslayer376 No judgment here. I just find it funny you found time for that between warzones.

[@FlutterSwag]

@@mafiamanveto3004 i expect doomguy to comeback, with a kitbashed doomicorn outfit

[@commathreeprod.7937]

I love the RvB reference. "It's not pink guys!...It's lightish red."

[@fusion2978]

Comma Three Prod. It is pink now donut said

[@Gummydargon]

Lol I thought I was the only one that heard this😂

[@Not_Tennant1999]

Ahh yes a man with excellent taste in rooster teeth

[@glitchQ-mp3de]

Ah i see your a man of culture as well

[@michealduckmen1540]

Elbow grease... How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant.

[@karyocat1920]

“The art-style is busy, I’d rather use this”

[@fifteen8850]

Ngl I prefer it

[@124085]

I think the real moral is that even a schoolgirl outfit has more dignity than Halo 4's visual design. Seriously wtf happened to the Elites in that game? Why are they wearing headgear designed for special needs children?

[@124085]

@Faber Not to mention it's completely worthless as armor. Helmets don't even cover their head or face. Exposing gnarly reptilian skin for literally no reason. There's nothing "Elite" about their design.

[@reyzephlyn105]

The only part of the 4/5 Mc that I can like/stand is the helmet and maybe the forearms. The feet, heavily exposed shoulders and mid section tick me off. I like some of the armor customization options as you can some what make a bulky Spartan for yourself

[@jamesaseltine2756]

Is dat wat he said

[@stormysauce03]

"Bruce, how is he not manly enough to be girly. That doesn't even make sense." That is the quote of the century.

[@Trademarked26]

"It doesn't matter if she's imaginary, the thiccness exists in our hearts, right chief?" - LEGO anime man

[@x-treme_gamer]

"Oh, so you like your girls XTRA thicc" -Astolfo

[@cjhudson393]

@@x-treme_gamer I like my girls with a little less dick - master Chief

[@-----Alcatraz------]

@@x-treme_gamer "I like my girls without XTRA dick"

[@mr.brazilian5167]

Sorry to tell you but that anime girl is actually a guy

[@cjhudson393]

@@mr.brazilian5167 i know lol

[@SuperDavi5]

I often forget Astolfo is a paladin who can take a beating.

[@miradics3988]

*likes a beating.

[@TheChocoboKid]

Astolfo is a just like Darkness...

[@migueltolentino6390]

I am 169th like

[@r3zaful]

@@miradics3988 no need to beat him he gonna beat your meat instead

[@sway9580]

@@r3zaful bro?

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that girl?" "Sir, disarming a trap."

[@snowphoenix1513]

Under rated comment

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

@Astolfo Desu nice

[@NTS7Z]

Ok niice im ur 1000k like

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

@@NTS7Z can't believe a comment about Chief confronting a Femboy would get 1K likes. 'Were it so easy.'

[@b3nl555]

@@justincholos.balisang6884 It's easier than you think.

[@thekazuman]

2:55 Context is very important at that moment

[@piromansadran]

"he is not manly enough to put on a skirt and thigh-high socks" bruh these are rlly confusing times

[@AstolfoCR]

"It takes a real man, to become best girl" -Gigguk 2020

[@tumamaencosplay]

The truly confusing moment will be when people start saying that UNIRONICALLY

[@Jawny00]

we already do, femboy revolution is unavoidable and another step towards perfection

[@SundayAssault]

@@Jawny00 No another step towards hell... Cant we have some "normal" good jokes today? Always this bullshit? As if they are all fantasizing about it. Its just yikes.

[@Jawny00]

thats your problem, idgaf, my dickgirls are the only thing that matters, your opinions dont

[@vernaltear]

Doomslayer and Felix feel like a complete counter to Chief and Astolfo lol

[@evandelck8541]

Who’s Felix

[@ThatWildcard]

@@evandelck8541 the professional employee at femboy hooters

[@shibauni9766]

@@evandelck8541 a femboy in re zero

[@MsZsc]

Apparently trans in the light novel

[@ThatWildcard]

@@MsZsc might be a translation/interpretation thing. Haven't read it yet but the wiki's dont explicitly state anything about it.

[@snipolsus7430]

"I dont wanna become a femme boy" -Femboy chef 2020

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

69 likes. Nice!

[@jaydoesfirst-person6773]

"Opportunities have arisen." I cracked up so hard at this. It was made even better with the halo music playing.

[@DJdoppIer]

_"Uhh, help Master I'm stuck in the washing machine."_ _"Bruh opportunities have arisen."_ *_I N D E E D_*

[@ditty6646]

Such as me.

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

Begone T R A P

[@paulrobbins4879]

Chief ain't no simp

[@imnotvladimirputin]

No he gonn' put knives in there kick him in and turn on the WM.

[@shikigranbell7608]

@@exaltedfalcheon1793 no not gonna happen

[@fiendracks]

Pantsahat: uploads Everyone: the fastest click in the west

[@moa9188]

Me: see master chief. Me:NUT

[@fiendracks]

Lmao

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Me at East:

[@spartan1010101]

I’m new to this so I guess I’m gonna be watching everything today

[@Oliverny03]

There is literally nothing better on the internet to watch then this

[@thefozz_6639]

Facts^

[@johnx140]

Amen

[@ridleyplays766]

What about a cat putting its self to sleep in a tiny human bed?

[@joxerd]

Well i can learn what a dyson sphere is or how the use of railgun can or cannot help us to reach space. No this video is better for killing time.

[@jacobza6927]

Fr

[@AhsokaSnipz]

I was laughing too hard when Masterchief just says 'Context' to Astolfo

[@ThePandaclash]

“Lightish red”... just got a weird craving for donuts weird

[@zamasuningen2064]

Lol donut

[@phoenix-qr3ln]

immediately started looking for donut comments once I saw the thumbnail lol

[@w.harris5]

@@phoenix-qr3ln I did the same thing XD

[@Hivedragon]

@@phoenix-qr3ln Dont we all

[@OceanFragments]

I prefer Donuts hole. I mean donut holes.

[@jamisonwells5558]

"I'm gonna need a refill on my uhhhhh...*slurps* ranch dressing." -man at femboy Hooters

[@blackgem12]

“I’ll COME right there” Thanks. I hate it.

[@maxluong2]

"Whose... I mean, what flavor you want?"

[@coffee7644]

I like that he's with the cop

[@jamisonwells5558]

@G3N0C1D4L _ WHAT Edit: no way. Dude what could it be then?

[@moonbasemonk]

@G3N0C1D4L _ unless he was an Eric Andre fan

[@browhy6868]

"If you keep lying" *Racks shotgun menacingly* "This is going to STOP, being the living room."

[@blob5907]

the living room was where people used to store dead relatives in caskets.

[@jaydengeorge7290]

@@blob5907 Hmm, I didn't even know that

[@Ladle_Lover]

Yeah we watche the video dipfuck

[@saltykatsudon]

Well, being honest, Doom Guy punching something and not totally obliterating it on a single hit is actually the cutest thing he has ever done.

[@ttracs]

Tell that to doom eternal regular punch.

[@Aztromaniac]

@@ttracs the regular punch is a just a disappointment tbh

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

aside from gaming on his pc while eating pizza

[@dreamcorewarlock]

DOOM Guy after waking up in 2016: Probably wouldn't need a gun to do good damage and could be doable through the entire campaign DOOM Guy in Eternal: punch so pathetic that it takes 8+ hits to kill a single possessed and literally needs a powerup to make it anything viable

[@cujoedaman]

He knew it was a family restaurant

[@dawnstartheanimeman]

Alstofo: help I’m stuck in the washing machine Hippo: OPPORTUNITIES HAVE RISEN

[@changedmynamecauseofyt652]

Ahahaha

[@gimmiethemcookies7372]

I feel like, I've seen this somewhere

[@NormalCardBoardBoxes]

Master Chief-“.......”

[@jstKas]

**PROCEEDS TO AGGRESSIVELY KICK ASTOLFO INTO THE MACHINE**

[@sweettoothsweetiex369]

That's my favorite line

[@mikethewizard7378]

Master Chief: “Nah, the art style is /busy/, I’d rather just wear this.” Halo community: “Atta boy Chief.”

[@fifteen8850]

There are tons of people in the community that like that armor

[@EgoEroTergum]

@@fifteen8850 There are tons of people in my dumpster that don't care. Also. It is busy. Areas of low detail an negative space, bra; they emphasize points of interest.

[@fifteen8850]

EgoEroTergum oh I know it’s busy but I like the detail

[@CaffeineAddict-ps1jn]

Tbh I thought it was donut from red vs blue

[@SonicFanaticFnafsl]

The Master Chief's armor look so awesome in halo 4

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

"Sometimes it takes a real courage to become best girl" - Gigguk

[@Toaster_Toast]

"Lightish Red" Me: I got that reference

[@familyman5670]

Real OGs will remember rvb.

[@williamwalworth3151]

@@familyman5670 facts, that show was great

[@familyman5670]

@@williamwalworth3151 agreed, probably one of, if not the best machinima show.

[@arnavrajesh2864]

same... donut op

[@Rick-ty9ky]

If no one remembers that quote, they really won’t remember: “THATS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!”

[@H.V.C_Shino]

"This is a family resturant" *femboy hooters*

[@Zachomara]

I died from that one!

[@xxxman360]

Gotta think of new ways to increase the revenue .^.

[@RtfDuck]

*insanity intensifies*

[@salmiac-3105]

"You could always wear your new armor" "N a h"

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Just get the Mk V suit. It’s tougher anyway

[@Sirin.Gemini]

@@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 Yo man xd

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Bruh....YES

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Fornsabre hey

[@Tridd666]

amazing animation and i am uncomfortably attracted to astolfo's voice

[@calevoid]

Doomguy could easily won the job if he was wearing his doomicorn armor.

[@calevoid]

@ayy imao true

[@electricbayonet2]

It's like these videos are specifically constructed so that, the more accurately I describe them to someone who hasn't seen them, the more I sound like I'm lying (and possibly concussed). "No, you see, Astolfo painted Master Chief's armor pink to get him to apply for a job at Femboy Hooters. Customers? Well, there's a Bionicle in a pimp coat, Duke Nukem and Chie Satonaka, and I think also Prince Zuko. Oh, and the Doom Slayer is also applying for a job."

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

"How are you not manly enough to be girly, that make no sense"

[@angelalvarez954]

your gonna give me a arthritis attack

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

@@angelalvarez954 🤷‍♀️

[@Solitude2500]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" - Gigguk

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

@@Solitude2500 No it doesn't...

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@exaltedfalcheon1793 "Sometimes it takes a real courage to become best girl" - Gigguk

[@sam-is-a-human]

everyone in this universe has a default state they return to one shit goes down. lego guy appears on his couch, unemployed, and astolfo gets stuck in nearby equipment

[@lavi-lulu3249]

Alsolfo is standing around the same height as Master Chief and when he's in his armor he's 7 foot tall.......

[@reamortal8777]

Oh shi-

[@flaviono6530]

Wanna talk about doomguy almost doubling him in height?

[@clothar23]

@JOHNATHAN MCVAY Ya forgetting the mighty Lance between his legs. That shit adds another foot to his height.

[@clothar23]

@@flaviono6530 We don't talk about Doomguy ...especially after becoming a Hell Knight .

[@tylerplayzz8697]

Doomguy is supposed to be 6 feet tall

[@SXR123_YT]

Fate and Halo in one video... Things you never thought would go well together, yet somehow they strangely do.

[@megs8654]

after reading ur comment i imagine astolfo blast covenants with shotgun, while chief stabbing em with sword.

[@diznutz5369]

Cheif would be a great servant

[@stromstorm7467]

ALEX KING for a more complete experience picture Chief stabbing em, WHILE riding a Hippogriff

[@ripedroxx]

This and the R2D2&hatsune miku one are the most ambituous crossovers

[@megs8654]

@@stromstorm7467 damn boy. For total funky battle overload needs only to "invite" to fight doomslayer with doomicorn armor and play koko soko song eurobeat remix xD

[@powerofsammy048]

"Bruh ain't nothing manlier than being yourself" Hippo speaking facts right there

[@efreniiio.villena9869]

What if a random kid was watching a random lego stop motion then he stumbled upon this video

[@jackcolson4745]

_"you can just wear your new armor"_ "Nah, the art style is busy" *I see you are man of culture as well*

[@Chisatotharani]

I din't get that one, care to explain please?

[@jackcolson4745]

@@Chisatotharani if you're a part of the halo community, the argument between the bungie halo games and the 343i halo games are as heated, divided, and as common as American politics debates, and closely resemble as such. Classic fans, or Bungie fanboys, don't like the over detailed art style of 343's halo games, and pretty much everything 343i has done to the halo franchise at this point.

[@Chisatotharani]

@@jackcolson4745 oh i see, i'm not very knowledgeable about these things, thanks

[@jackcolson4745]

@@Chisatotharani that's ok. The controversy is in it's own little halo bubble so I wouldn't expect anyone that's not into Halo to know about it.

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

@@jackcolson4745 i just don't like the armor, haven't played halo 5 but i have played halo 4 which is alright.

[@Spartan8676]

Never thought I'd see Alstlfo and Master Cheif living together

[@RL-DarkSpark]

Never thought I'd see the Doom Slayer wanting to work as a femboy

[@JS-bn5cb]

Me niether

[@Imaginehavingausernamelol]

“Alstlfo”

[@RL-DarkSpark]

@ChatBruh Luu 2:14 watch again.

[@GreenMachineOG]

"he is not manly enough to put on a skirt and thigh-high socks" ok to be fair, I don't think I have balls big enough to do that in public either

[@theinsaneanimegod5345]

I would

[@papascorch-os4rb]

@@theinsaneanimegod5345 I already do it.

[@felixargyle6355]

I'm doing right now

[@JohnSuperStar]

Thats because your not mastercheif

[@vermillioncatus1539]

I wish I could lol

[@limitbreak2966]

Bruh I just found this randomly I haven’t laughed this hard in ages I have no clue what’s going on But it’s hilarious

[@CPOverlord]

Funniest thing is that, canonically speaking, Doomguy is a whole foot shorter than MC. No wonder he got the job.

[@jays.6843]

More condensed manliness.

[@TrueAuthenticSweets]

Doomguy’s manliness is more compact

[@Reptiloid87]

Wrong, Doom Eternal establishes Doomguys height to be 6'8, whereas Master Chief is 6'7 without armor.

[@CPOverlord]

@@Reptiloid87 where tf does it say that

[@Zombieflesheaters123]

Reptiloid Laythre nah, he’s six foot even.

[@user-ManofStyle1]

Ferris: "Congratulations mr Doom Slayer, you hired." Doom Slayer: *Happy Angry noices*

[@Ivans650]

Lol when he serves he says "Rip and Tear.. your duck sir"

[@TheReal_DoomSlayer]

Omega преКРАСНЫЙ incredibly accurate

[@luisf2793]

No one tell him Chiefs nickname is Demon

[@TheReal_DoomSlayer]

Luis F *Racks Shotgun* sorry what did you say?

[@isaacgoeth5158]

*Chief* - *"I'd rather be like Destiny."* *Slayer* - *"What did you just say, boy?!"*

[@leowei771]

It's even more hilarious that Microsoft purchased Zenimax, putting Doom franchise under Microsoft who also have the Halo series now.

[@SuperCer054Real]

@Noble six doom then halo

[@Disapointed_Luigi]

@@leowei771 well zenimax are pos, but im really scared about the future fate of doom, and i swear to god if they take back doom eternal from ps4.... Fuck xbox being a cheap pc ill just wait for a pc at that point If they make doom into some fucking cod ill be pissed off they better not change the multi, its great as it is nno need for frikin lvls and the cliche cod 1 2 3 mw 1 2 3 4 and bo 1 2 3 ( 4 is kinda not bad ) frikin multi bs

[@Disapointed_Luigi]

@Noble six english pls?

[@Disapointed_Luigi]

@Noble six doom eternal multi is very unique and fun tough? Tough 2016 was a multiplayer halo 5 ripoff... Well cant hope for smt else if you put the same team that made multi in halo 5 in charge of another game multi...

[@strider_hiryu850]

let's be clear, when the Doomslayer is around, MC basically *IS* a femboy. MC has two choices: a) get beaten in a fight to the death: where armour; skills; weapons; training, and experience are put to the test. or b) live to see another day, but that bussy getting scrambled like breakfast.

[@generalyido]

yep

[@bryanmonserate]

"you simped away all your money" that hit me harder than what happened next

[@lordbeerus3383]

I like this voice for Master better than the robot sounding Master.

[@sirclownsalot5800]

Microsoft Sam FTW. But srsly the new voice is pretty good.

[@duchi882]

1:38 - *"Opportunities have risen"* Opportunities aren't the only ones that have risen

[@cristianardonmonge836]

The shield hero agrees

[@rhayy]

indeed

[@Grayest_Fox]

- Confused pp -

[@rofelmofel2419]

Heterosexuality was never an option

[@alanromer5856]

Yes the sword of destiny as well

[@goonsquad8258]

"It's a lightish red" Dude I'm gonna go buy some elbow grease and headlight fluid now.

[@ptrd4111]

I hate the fact that he can legitimately call Master Chief "Master"

[@TheDarkNinja45]

It's ironic huh

[@Ribbons0121R121]

this comment mae me physically make the chief death sound from halo 3 out loud

[@ptrd4111]

@Belmont ...Seymour

[@kelpokun1624]

“Your turning red or lightish red” Is that a red vs blue reference

[@coronaman-9478]

No

[@templarone6752]

Yes

[@iconicjet3043]

They should change MC for donut imo

[@blackninja300]

You can hear the red vs blue theme when he said that

[@paxxisticks]

“Bruh, you’re so angry now that you’re turning red. Well, more like a lightish red, bruh.” DID MY BOY JUST MAKE A RVB REFERENCE

[@rohail9886]

The "help I'm stuck!" Part was a move of a chad

[@goldencube7808]

*Step-Master Chief! I'm stuck in the washing machine!*

[@hades7010]

Opportunities have arisen

[@Claymore200]

Slams you in completely and closed the door

[@BaergoffWasTaken]

This is wunderbar

[@newbaggett]

The kick was straight in the coin purse. 😰

[@Virjunior01]

@@newbaggett better kiss it to make it all better 🥴

[@viktoriya3639]

Master chief is like Gandalf, he’s a different actor every movie

[@mj91212]

You mean Dumbledore?

[@viktoriya3639]

Him too

[@catherinevo6060]

@@mj91212 both

[@magicmungis8822]

Gandalf is always Ian Mckellen what do you meaaaannn?

[@matthelson]

Master Chief is like Master Chief

[@plasmaproductions6888]

“More like a lightish red” Lmfao that reference

[@something_els3]

I miss rvb

[@plasmaproductions6888]

Luca Salgado same, remember when it was good?

[@PugZiyer]

haha Red vs Blue

[@something_els3]

Plasma Productions Yeah I really liked the animation for some of the new episodes

[@something_els3]

PugZiyer Bow chicka bow wow

[@polishguy5140]

You dont need to be cute when You can smack things

[@citavalo]

He simp in the name of Johnson, who told him to never let her go.

[@kokomine578]

Never forget ;(

[@bubonic524]

Rip Johnson

[@slippee.6154]

*Astolfo stuck in the washing machine* Chief: *B O O T*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

astolfo:is stuck chief:watcha doin stebsis

[@SophiaBaronN13]

"You simped away all your money?" Best. Line. Ever.

[@RequiemClover]

Chief: I’d rather be like Destiny. Me: Yea, you don’t want that right now 💀

[@AquaGaming1607]

“Lightish Red” Is that an RvB reference?

[@RvBnerd618]

Why wouldn't it?

[@notkira5]

It's not Pink! It's lightish Red!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

its pink

[@yoboikamil525]

h e l l o t h e r e

[@AquaGaming1607]

Kamil525 Bruh

[@PanzerMan332]

2:10 It's funny because in actuality the Spartans are all 7.5' human tanks, meanwhile Doomguy is commonly accepted to be about 6' exactly, probably even less without armor.

[@radegast2346]

Still doomguy would rape chief

[@Umbra_Ursus]

@@radegast2346 Doomguy from 1 through 64, that would actually be a fair fight. Doom Slayer, on the other hand... Well, I'm sure it'd still be a better fight than what Halo 5 gave us.

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Chief with Cortana, the odds are on his side. Chief without Cortana, it'd be a close fight.

[@mamons30]

I think it's also a metaphor that Doom Slayer is so in touch with his inner femboy he looms over the chief.

[@warclock3224]

@@AnakinSkywakka ok i need context what do cortana do actually? i never played halo beside halo reach isnt cortana basically VEGA from DOOM?

[@brdgamemaster]

"If you keep lying, this is going to stop being the living room." That is such a badass line, only the Chief could deliver.

[@zedbags]

Opportunities have *ARISEN*

[@Oceaan25]

"When did you ever lose a battle?" "THIS battle. I want to lose THIS battle." Your vids never fail to make me laugh :D

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Like he’d have a choice

[@chaosXP3RT]

The Title says "Master Chief", but the pink suit makes me think "That's Donut, not Master Chief!"

[@director00donut39]

My voice got deeper

[@lightningchegg4823]

Director 00Donut donut???

[@anotherconsumer3044]

Donut would jump on this job in a heartbeat

[@regentlouis3678]

"I just can't pass up on a good mounting!" Yeah. You know what that is.

[@director00donut39]

And mounting my specialty! You all know how great I am at handling BIIIIIG saddles! Now strap on! Or in. Whatever you want I’ll give ya.

[@Scourage_Fizzarolli]

This channel is running a series thats about mega game chads and anime femboys. I'm subbed.

[@velvetthundr]

Master Chief’s voice is as consistent as my sleeping pattern.

[@HaloFollower-Ron]

1:45 I DIED LOL

[@SaviourSword995]

Yo what are you doing here?? You should be making 10 min long video on Halo trailer right??

[@SpaceBoundFox]

@@SaviourSword995 *Y e s*

[@ZELDAMAN1000]

Hehe

[@xBruhVo]

Wait... why are you here? 😳

[@Let_her_solo_me3]

Same