Simping Bad

Walter White simps always his life saving for an e-girl (The anime)
ft. Master chief and astolfo
Patreon: / pantsahat
#breakingbad #halo #anime

[@Raph___A]

"I'm 100% straight!" "You have a boyfriend." "Besides that!" LMFAO

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Dudes heterosexuality is as consistent as halo 5s Story

[@pellevastano]

When I heard that line I cried

[@samuelforesta]

Yeah, he gey

[@GiygasStarman]

@@ithraldharzul6887 Yes, true, but this is all part of a joke. Relax, it's just for fun.

[@timewellspent8137]

same tho

[@TheActionBrick]

This is the moment Walter White became the Breaking Bad.

[@trex7362]

E

[@cluner24]

E

[@hbcreates8355]

E

[@toatrika2443]

E

[@hert_man177]

E

[@acidpain6059]

“I’m straight man!” “Jesse you have a boyfriend!” “I mean besides that”

[@feraslaoufi9681]

" bruh..."

[@DidntHappensry]

I count the helmet as a hat

[@DD99654]

I would give your comment a like but seeing it at 666 is just too perfect and I don’t want to be the monster that ruins that

[@dugoo3405]

This is something you'd hear on game grumps

[@beansconfrijolitos996]

Relatable

[@mitchelljulius5875]

Gucci ISN'T A Personality! Yo you cant attack an entire culture like that man

[@Its_Me_Romano]

gucci aint a fucking culture either

[@somewhat_human]

@@Its_Me_Romano its a culture, just a really shitty one (like all the other cultures)

[@yolo748]

Yo you can't just attack an entire culture like that man*

[@juliomartinezaguilar3028]

Dope Mr Withe

[@mitchelljulius5875]

@@yolo748 it just works

[@bogdancoca681]

"You have a boyfriend" "Ye but besides that" "Bruh" And that's why the hippo is my spirit animal

[@grayski3324]

Hippo is one the greatest character in this show

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

For years, nobody told me hippo can say the philosophical word "Bruh" Yes, im keeping him at my bathroom

[@user-lw9kk6jr5y]

"Jessie, what happened to his hair?" "What happened to yours?" "I have cancer, stage 3." Dark humor, gotta love it.

[@PlushFlavoredSoup]

"Hope you get to stage 4"

[@magmat0585]

"Hope you get to stage 4!" *I WILL LIQUIFY YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS* 10/10 Dark humor

[@tadicahya6439]

I know i shouldn't laugh but that was so unexpected

[@TheDragonfriday]

@@tadicahya6439 no laugh it funny and these characters are not real

[@samuelforesta]

So messed up

[@nsletten5074]

OH SHIT I just realized that the Lego man commenting about how streaming is harder that you think was a setup for the reveal that he was the e-girl that walter gave all his money to. Quality details like that are why I love this channel.

[@Serverlour]

That hella Jeff profile pic bro

[@phantom-ri2tg]

Also notice that when he said streamer he did not use any gender pronouns.

[@primary2630]

He was a streamer before already

[@64-bit6]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, MAN.

[@fumarc4501]

I saw it coming a mile away. I don’t need to get out more, I’ve seen too much.

[@Edge_Boye]

Why is Astolfo the wholesome one in a all these skits? He’s always affirming and comforting Chief

[@corryjamieson3909]

Sure, the wholesome one

[@BloodrealmX]

Because that's his actual canon personality. The "bend over" memes are just memes.

[@michaelbread5906]

@@corryjamieson3909 the holesome one.

[@angryonion393]

@@michaelbread5906 hehe…nice

[@DrunkedOwly]

"I've cancer, stage 3" "OH, I hope you get to stage 4" Wholesome

[@hoodycoo4391]

“The only men I’ve faced, are on the battlefield!” “Hello~” *ASTOLFO’S ASS APPEARS*

[@user-pj9ie4bs1z]

It’s not facing if your behind the astolfo

[@cjohnson2916]

Asstolfo

[@andriwll]

Asstolfo appears

[@hi.241]

Asstolfo

[@spacetacos7574]

I’ve become as straight as a snake noodle

[@ZonoYT]

Chief's voice not being consistent is actually a reference to the inconsistencies of Halo's art style

[@LucyWest370]

Lol

[@roberto8442]

It was consistent till Halo 4 ....

[@kanseidorifto2430]

A piece of plastic floating with a painting in the background. Halo 3.

[@kanseidorifto2430]

@@roberto8442 If you played Halo 3, there's one cutscene at the final level(I think?), in which they're flying overhead and it looks like the Pelican they're in is like a plastic toy with a painted background for the landscape.

[@ohcaptainmycaptain3478]

@@kanseidorifto2430 noice

[@ApoLk_]

I love how in literally every Walter White parody the first word he says is "Jesse..."

[@maddogsgaming7567]

1:53 is noone going to talk about how Astolfo is cooking meth in master chiefs house? Chief wasn't kidding when he said he was gonna go to the life of crime over a ticket

[@felixmurat1677]

"Yo yo yo I thought I locked you in the bathroom man!"

[@MGengarDude]

Monster Musume? I see Lego man is still strong with the culture heh

[@PanzerMan332]

I'm more surprised they print MonMusu that small in their universe. But I guess this is a world with sentient talking Bionicles and plush animals, so they got to accommodate everyone.

[@animefan2454]

Great manga

[@MGengarDude]

@@PanzerMan332 hah true

[@carlosethans.alviar5917]

yeah thats what i thought

[@MikeTolosa]

Always has been

[@Starcatplays]

Oh no, what have you done to my boy... Chief why.

[@syedsyclone6827]

He became a Chad Fuckboy..

[@zealotking67]

It's ok he's just styling some fresh drip the armor is out at the cleaners

[@italianspaghettiboo3902]

He did so a new halo game that isn’t shit and has a good story

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

@@syedsyclone6827 chadster fuckchief

[@peterpeterson4800]

@@zealotking67 Yeah, because Astolfo painted it pink in the other episode.

[@TheSanvale]

My theory is that the creator used the Master Chief figure so you can justify Astolfo saying "master" all the time without being weird. And i love it

[@vhsninjaccoon7705]

Where is Chief? He never reappeared in the series

[@vimbert]

Brilliant

[@coranbaker6401]

That was one of my first thoughts too. Literally just an excuse to have him call someone master.

[@rafaelandion1904]

@@vhsninjaccoon7705 Master Chief appears every time

[@vhsninjaccoon7705]

@@rafaelandion1904 Guessing they just lost the voice actor for him? That's why he doesn't talk.

[@sonnydarnell9545]

"I'm 100% straight" "what about your boyfriend" "besides that"

[@Leoboi21]

“Xbox live gamers don’t lie”

[@turtle2554]

They never cap

[@goldie8501]

@@turtle2554 They don't miss

[@whalesexist5630]

"Gucci isn't a personality." If I had money I'd be offended

[@lightningchegg4823]

“”Gucci isn’t a personality” If I had money I’d be offended” If I had offended I’d be money.

[@jambothejoyful2966]

Rip everyone frantically buying Gucci

[@exorias625]

if i had gucci id have enough money to be offended

[@alexp.4270]

"You don't need to follow trends to be cool. You were always cool." Everyman needs a boyfriend like Astolfo to support him.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

As someone who’s never seen a single episode of Breaking Bad, this comes across like a Rick and Morty bit where Morty is confident as hell.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

Update: I’ve now seen all of Breaking Bad and this is accurate af

[@fumarc4501]

Appreciate.

[@fumarc4501]

Appreciated

[@starlightfox1211]

"Jessie i'm a Scientist, girls don't exist" That killed me

[@assassinwizardxd3643]

Trie 😂😂

[@zkull9982]

its true tho

[@tylerclark5306]

Girls exist

[@outerspaceproduction]

lmao

[@zkull9982]

@@tylerclark5306 umm, check your facts smh my head

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

"it's me... I'm the e-girl" The delivery of this line absolutely sent me

[@sonicboy817]

50th like

[@PocketBeemRocket]

It was amazing

[@NeostormXLMAX]

“Im a boomer i hate my wife” was even better

[@mrblazeapound7856]

"I miscalculated" *dies*

[@ssj4mal517]

@@mrblazeapound7856 it

[@Trioniz]

The Lego man is a man of culture for reading that manga

[@Solaris_102]

The fact that every single episode Chef has a different voice kills me

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Doesn't matter if the lego dude is the e-girl as long as the thiccness exists in our hearts

[@GuiltyFaT]

Wise words

[@cristiancastellon2028]

Yes very wise

[@dankswag7860]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a57WiWycr7iDrbs

[@suzannross5837]

Smart quote from other episode

[@Coleslaweater360]

WISE YOU ARE

[@toxicmentality6397]

*"ITS LIKE A FEMBOY HOOTERS WITHOUT FEMBOYS"* ...No,no he has a point

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Hooters stock is down the shitter. Those wings a s s.

[@shy8054]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 i like there fried pickles. But I don't think I ever go back. Not because of the food is bad and I really don't care for the sports bar atmosphere. But that only times I been there was with my ex we are both bi and she wanted to go. I broke up with her after the cops raided our house and I found out she was into cp. Never going there again.

[@cheefqueef6494]

@@shy8054 They had us in the first half ngl.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@shy8054, Damn, shit really be like that.

[@Funnylizardman]

@@shy8054 what’s CP??

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“I haven’t met something difficult my abs couldn’t handle” Yeah that’s basically master chief

[@TwentySevenClubb]

2:01 im dead bro

[@tinman3251]

Everyone stop bullying chief about his voice. He's going through puberty.

[@ahardworker2154]

Beat me to it

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Puberty hit him like a brick, and it flew pretty good!

[@doge_sevens]

Puberty in his late 40s nice

[@bohdankuziv2707]

He is going through his closet.

[@x-ero978]

I think the reason his voice keeps changing is because of the idea that anyone could be under the helmet. We're all Chief. Especially in this scenario.

[@aloafofbagels6381]

"I'M A BOOMER JESSIE, I HATE MY WIFE." I'm done.

[@RajatKumar-jw7ghffg]

Just like my father

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

Jesse*

[@hopeforescape884]

Best line of the whole skit tbh

[@CoercedJab]

Yet in reality just as biased and ignorant as a “boomer” claiming that millennials all hate their life lol

[@man_child-cr]

Jesse*

[@ShinKamaitachi]

I can see this as a 1 off rick and morty skit, and Rick saying that he wants to be femboy.

[@YouCanCallMeSus]

The way he said: "I'm a boomer Jesse I hate my wife!" Dude I can't stop laughting.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Astolfo looks like a generic anime protagonist

[@jacek107ify]

like Kirito....

[@mr.beenthere2031]

-in hentai.

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Hanime*

[@Sketchy_Dood]

Isekai anime protagonist

[@Pepo..]

Maybe in every boku no pico episode

[@realkingofantarctica]

Astolfo: "Fine, I guess you are my little Heisenberg. Come here."

[@LucyWest370]

How has this meme not died

[@phillipanselmo8540]

@@LucyWest370 it's not 1 week old yet

[@LucyWest370]

@@phillipanselmo8540 I thought silentmanjoe executed it two days ago

[@jetstreamattano4176]

@@LucyWest370 it doesn't die easly

[@phillipanselmo8540]

@@LucyWest370 two days ago was when it started

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

1:44 LMAO

[@fireball303]

2:37 my drink came out my nose

[@isaandreso215]

This series are just everyone trying to ruin Masterchief's heterosexuality

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Is he though? He was bought up on a lifestyle of constant military training and genetic and cybernetic modification. Are Spartan-IIs even capable of being attracted to anyone?

[@phillipanselmo8540]

after his arc ends it better become about ruining DoomSlayer's heterosexuality

[@maestreiluminati87]

​@@ShawndaPrawn Maria-062 retired and to start a family of her own, Fred has made multiple sexual jokes and Kelly and Linda are bad asf so they prolly have an OF or something

[@dkiller6060]

@@ShawndaPrawn his only emotional connection to anyone strong enough to warrant a relationship is cortana so there's that.

[@maestreiluminati87]

@Human Disease Lina and the Chief also had a childhood cursh during the early indoctrination days, but didn't develop further than that. They prolly fucked on the down low tho

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

“this is like a femboy hooters without any femboys” -Walter White

[@vtuberpetergriffin4895]

“Nobody would go there, Jesse”

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Closeted homosexual

[@QurlyDrawsStuff]

“It’s me... I’m the e-girl. You gave all your money to a dude” “I miscalculated...” *dies* This is my new favorite channel on KZbin, I swear Lmao

[@tysonmcconnell7112]

Take a shot every time Walter says “Jesse”

[@myririmyri6639]

Am I the only one concerned that lego man is now a billionaire?

[@LastBastion]

At least he can afford McDonald now

[@broonhoober230]

The M8 can even afford that ketchup packet too.

[@LedosKell]

He can afford like 14 weeks of rent.

[@yeetus_reetus_deeleetus]

@@LedosKell el chavo?

[@JetStream_Mann]

@@LastBastion ya

[@rank10ygo]

Short black haired Astolfo looks kinda fresh doe

[@budyfish9234]

Man its weird who you find in the comments.

[@LydsTherinNotamon]

The freshest

[@lvl5Vaporeon]

What the heck rata watches more quality content than I thought

[@ericarrizon9032]

Im sorry but I am not a homosexual. I enjoy only real buff men.

[@masterxk]

Damn cannon girl is here. Next video when?

[@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804]

Lego Man is the E-girl. You can't see such plot twist in most Hollywood movies.

[@kenraves7931]

That like couple frames on the face before "I HOPE YOU MAKE IT TO STAGE 4" is going to carry me through the next twelve hours, thank you

[@scarymonsters9130]

“Jesse, you have a boyfriend” “Yo yo yo, *besides* that”

[@freddysalazar5424]

Bruh

[@afterpasthours7504]

“It’s me, I’m the e-girl.” What a twist.

[@hiddenflare6169]

It’s one of the top 10 twist of anime of all time!

[@acrazysheepdog1555]

Chief literally said “I’m a man’s man dude.” He wasn’t lying about that.

[@xvoknay1203]

Lego man: Being a streamer is actually more difficult than you may think. Also Lego man: *Does bathtub streams.*

[@tavogerard9691]

"Your cuteness is giving me an identity crisis, quick, look even more like a boy"

[@samuelforesta]

LogIC

[@lolicon453]

He’s a man’s man after all, man.

[@starwarsstudio100]

This was the moment that Walter broke his back.

[@djpemb]

0:58 it was this moment that Walters face was destroyed

[@djpemb]

@@GBNBab scp 173 has breached containment last spotted in “[REDACTED] bad”

[@justarandombluebird8222]

The moment Walter white became Heisenberg

[@riphitdis8384]

"Jessie, what's happen to his hair?" "What's happen to yours?" "I have cancer. Stage 3" "I hope you make to stage 4" OMG....

[@DarkonFullPower]

2:55 FUCK God I just spat my drink all over my screen! I did NOT see that coming! Why is this so funny?!

[@hervygervy8530]

Master Chief’s voice changes get me every time lol

[@RegularGiraffe]

His voice is between Jesse and The Situation now. also this world's economy seems to revolve around camming, femboy hooters, and fast food.

[@graemematheison8877]

@@RegularGiraffe don't forget GameStop store credit

[@babybeel3472]

this was awesome but i need that deep master chief voice like previously

[@skyline8581]

@@babybeel3472 thats jessy fromBreaking bad , he is wearing the master chief helmet because he doesnt have a "Jessy" figurine

[@TheCulturedMan34]

@@skyline8581 or maybe Jesse is a Halo fanboy. Explains the helm

[@fadegunpig446]

"My wife, Jesse she took the kids." - Walter White

[@Greeker360]

And I'm getting to stage 5

[@concept5631]

"I'm keeping all the money."

[@Prauwlet213]

“I hope you get to stage four” 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yuseisatouissuffering]

"it's me, I'm the hooters" Top 10 anime plot twist

[@skyjaythefirst7331]

"Jessie, what happened to his hair?" "What happened to yours?" "I got cancer. Stage 3." "Oh. I hope you make it to Stage 4!" *"I WILL LIQUIFY YOU, AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS!"*

[@user-yf4gx9lw6c]

I cried when he said stage 4

[@i.jackson1379]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6emdIqagZh_etE

[@skyjaythefirst7331]

@@i.jackson1379 I had that on volume 3 on my phone. It immediately shot up to sounding like volume 10.

[@ricksanchez6220]

🤣🤣

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

I love how concerned he is about Astolfos hair.

[@Sceppyo]

Walter White when he gives the e-girl 4.5 million dollars: "Say my name."

[@ravimanne8148]

Billion*

[@dava8058]

With a 🅱️

[@HeresSquidward]

"I hope you get to stage 4!" 😂😅😂😅 IM DED

[@pixel5485]

The lego man is a cultured man he knows how to read the good stuff

[@jeebjorb76]

"You changed your whole personality!" " *DUDE I'VE ALWAYS WORN GUCCI* "

[@loucypher1060]

Gucci isn't a personality.

[@jeebjorb76]

It is now a personality

[@magmat0585]

@@loucypher1060 BRO! You can't just attack an entire culture like that, not cool man!

[@dopevader3673]

@@magmat0585 you don't have to follow trends to be cool.

[@duxhunt]

No, he changed his personality to be more manly because what's manlier than two men.

[@funkysnow116]

Master Chief ain't even denying his relationship with Astolfo any more.

[@RealCoffeeSpew]

The Hippo saying "Bruh" is literally the most funniest thing I've seen in 2022.

[@hammerbro2833]

“It’s Johnny 117 check the pecs.” *gestures to abs*

[@bucket9144]

"I hope you get to stage 4." Holy shit that's dark. And clever.

[@dbzaddict291]

Dude I nearly died laughing.

[@635574]

I like how there was a few milliseconds of a sad music before he said that.

[@ZKP314]

Post-Awareness confusions

[@MechWarrior894]

“I WILL LIQUIFY YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE DESERT WITH THE OTHERS!” Walter was fucking pissed.

[@concept5631]

@@MechWarrior894 Understandably.

[@merric4754]

Master Chef just strait up admitting that Astolfo is his boyfriend

[@Umbra_Ursus]

The man either has taste, or stockholm syndrome.

[@Lordodragonss]

No HIPPO IS

[@patch-fm]

I mean who wouldn't?

[@jezrocker]

@@Umbra_Ursus bruh liking femboys is a low tier taste, tomboys in the other hand...

[@nekotj_]

This is what I call character development

[@aturtle1290]

"Yo yo yo yo yo! I thought I locked you in the bathroom man!?" Is just genius 😂

[@Silenthero66]

When I first watched this, I hadn't watched Breaking Bad. I have now, and I could never have realised just how *accurate* this video is.

[@austerloowaterlitz1543]

Wait, if girls don't exist, then who's Walter's wife?

[@MoistSquirrel38]

Maybe she was also LEGO Guy?

[@Pepo..]

Maybe its a femboy too

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@LedosKell]

The Anime Police Girl. She has a big nightstick.

[@arcturionblade1077]

Wives aren't girls. - Al Bundy, Married With Children

[@TheClassicnathan]

"Jesse you have a boyfriend" "Yoyoyoyo besides that" Aww, Chief is finally starting to admit he likes Astolfo :)

[@schmoe5621]

Wholesome anime :)

[@luissegura545]

“Yoyoyoyo I thought I locked you in the bathroom” Wholesome shit lol

[@kennymccormick3914]

pog

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I mean he does clap dem cheeks

[@kastle8808]

He is not bruh. He literally beats the shit out of him

[@snowball9392]

Astolfo would be the best E-Girl.

[@himynameiskobey.7994]

Rewatching this after becoming a Breaking Bad stan is a trip.

[@fanuluiciorannr1xd212]

When the Lego dude says being a streamer is hard he's talking from experience. Nice detail.

[@timothy6583]

Oh God the foreshadowing

[@RedBonkleMan8534]

Legoman being the e girl has got to be the greatest plot twist of all time. Also rip Astolofo’s hair 😭😭😭

[@kenyuriproductions2030]

F😔

[@ahardworker2154]

Press F to pay respect.

[@cherrylion5076]

Pink turned me on. Now I'm sad.

[@GolfWang48]

I liked her hair this way it was

[@ionuthuzum8913]

@@GolfWang48 his...

[@floridferret4585]

Why does the set of a stop motion KZbin video look more lived in than the sets of big budget tv productions?

[@leomargallegos1670]

"I will liquefy you and put in the desert with the other" Got me their

[@Cal7177]

"I have a plan Jesse" **DUTCH BREATHING AGRESSIVLY**

[@Hydrauliskk]

WELCOME TO SAUCE OR LOSS WITH VAN DER LINDE GANG Also: Manly women are strong women, John.

[@kino_vel]

@@Hydrauliskk TIME TO GO BACK TO THE GAYYY ZONEEEEE

[@vulkan4108]

I have a *PLAN* Arthur

[@Bubbaen]

"I just need 2 million im tax payer dollars"

[@cadecryer3362]

ARTHUR WE NEED MONEH

[@rpj8961]

"Jesse I'm a Scientist, Girls don't Exist." Yeah seems legit.

[@Salty-Doggy]

Humans only exist because the Chads found a way to impregnate femboy buttholes

[@duckyboy4329]

he wasn't wrong the e girl wasn't a girl therefore, they don't exist

[@mrmurdx8956]

This was the most entertaining thing ive seen all week. Iwas at the edge of my seat so many twist and turns.

[@SeanicGames]

1:45 HIS BRUH HAD ME DYING 💀😂😂

[@tinkiewinkie8522]

My life is a lie- Astolfos got short black hair- Master chief is Jessie now, has a new voice, and has a Gucci personality- Lego guy is an E Girl- Master chief and Astolfo really are a couple now

[@tacodog767]

Atleast the Hippo is keeping it real.

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

But Master Chief and Astolfo we're couple since always

[@heardbills]

No he's jhony 117 check the peck

[@mrhomerly766]

I liked the couple

[@D3K43]

And the Hippo’s the only one who’s never changed

[@TheGamingSpartanA113]

"I have cancer. Stage 3" "Oh...I hope you get to stage 4!" "I will liquify you"

[@Uncle-Death]

That part killed me

[@nicerice9689]

I love the storyline and how it continues through the videos, great work man!

[@BanditX2004]

The hippo gets me every time bruhhhh

[@mr.randomguy334]

"I'm a boomer jesse, i hate my wife"

[@doctorscientist7570]

Love that chief fully acknowledges Astolfo as his fem-boyfriend

[@duxhunt]

I mean it’s not like he has a choice. Chief’s getting sexually assaulted also it helps pays rent

[@iknowwhereiam178]

That’s not chief, it’s Jesse

[@malakai_adam]

"GUCCI ISN'T AN IDENTITY" "BRO! YOU CAN'T JUST ATTACK AN ENTIRE CULTURE LIKE THAT!"

[@mrunknown8335]

This is by far my favorite video of yours, the "i've miscalculated" kills me everytime.

[@Orionk0k0117]

Talking LEGO, Walter white, femboy chief, a gangsta Tahu, and a talking hippo. Out of all of these amazing videos, Astolfo with short black hair is the most cursed thing I have seen :0.

[@BeyondDaX]

Odd thing is that people seem to like it as well

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Blessed I think you mean.

[@samuelforesta]

I like it

[@JCBeehive]

I’ve trained myself to expect the unexpected in these videos, yet I still never could’ve predicted lego man being the e-girl.

[@Blembus]

I love how cheifs voice changes nearly every single episode lmao

[@the_Kuwaii_Killer]

when walter said i have a plan it made me think of dutch van der linde

[@aerialdarkguy]

"Have some god damn faith and put on the maid outfit Arthur!"

[@loudnoisy1656]

>Gives Astolfo black short hair. Me: Oh no... Also Me: Ohhh Yessss...

[@kastle8808]

Ah hell nah i am outta here

[@wool578]

@@kastle8808 that makes two of us

[@navertnavert2623]

“Yo yo yo besides that?” - Master Drip

[@Levitz9]

Excuse me, his name is Johnny-117-Check-The-Pecs.

[@iknowwhereiam178]

LMAO this line got me too

[@cramorantisgod4533]

Walter white's dialogue slowly becomes ricks but it's Jesse instead of morty.

[@Super_Android]

"Jessie I'm a scientist, Girls DONT EXIST !" LMFAO

[@oagj14]

"Girls don't exist" "What about the e-girl?" WHITE.EXE stopped working

[@topheye6318]

The way he says "Jessie!" each time sounds like Rick saying "Morty!"

[@bruhmoment-sp6zt]

Morty, we need to become femboys

[@justinstuart4140]

I was thinking the same thing

[@tristan9648]

Breaking bad is an alternate universe where Rick is Walter and Morty is Jessie

[@Slayr.]

@@bruhmoment-sp6zt Oh Jeez.

[@Eking-su3tr]

I was thinking the same thing lol It really seems like it could be a Rick and morty episode

[@BarokaiRein]

Walter white and Astolfo are on head level with Chief, meaning they're both like 7 feet tall.

[@furowowo]

Ngl i miss master chief. Hes too iconic here :')