Ken is so modest, we all know his voice ran over the car really and he's just trying to cover for insurance purposes.
@clifffield12 жыл бұрын
I wear a cup, just to protect myself whilst watching. Master Ken is THAT powerful.
@billymalpass54362 жыл бұрын
Wise choice
@robertwright79372 жыл бұрын
I didn't, and now I can't have kids. 😲
@clifffield12 жыл бұрын
@@robertwright7937 Damn this Master Ken guy! I hope your nether-region miraculously recovers...
@robertwright79372 жыл бұрын
@@clifffield1 I think it's permanent! I'm all smooth like an Action Man "down there" now! Master Kens videos need a groin warning. Do you think I could sue?
@clifffield12 жыл бұрын
@@robertwright7937 I suspect that Master Ken has a pile of bodies lined up, those who have tried to sue him previously... Proceed with caution.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to mention the "hurticane", but he surprised me with "the eye of the groin" lol
@masondegaulle57312 жыл бұрын
"Every groin has one eye. ...just one." 😂
@jamielondon64362 жыл бұрын
That's because he was standing right behind you when you yelled hurticane at the screen, so he went back in time and changed the technique.
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
Yeah well, I think it was because that poor guy didn't even realize, that he was already standing in the eye of the hurticane... Master Ken just let him stew in his own juice...
@coryballinger53072 жыл бұрын
“While hitting a pressure point in the shin with his toe”. This was brilliant
@florete2310 Жыл бұрын
True. Plus: Not only was it hard for the camera to visually capture it - that thing hurts the eye, long before you know, what is going on. Even from afar. That is. True. Mastery.
@smaulpaul2 жыл бұрын
How did Tom manage to hold in that laugh as he was getting licked. I was howling at my screen
@RodolfLeclerc Жыл бұрын
Look carefully...He didn't.
@darkbites Жыл бұрын
Some might say it's the paralysis of fear.
@FreddieJ65 Жыл бұрын
You need to get out more
@Stigstigster Жыл бұрын
Because he was properly stunned by the combo.
@sinisterthoughts28962 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the guy who ran over his voice, because you know the vehicle was totaled and the policy couldn't cover an act of Ameridote.
@siva26102 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@kirbymarchbarcena2 жыл бұрын
Watching Master Ken roasting Nathan with his questions about storms was super funny
@miguelcarvalho58522 жыл бұрын
Discovered Master Ken recently, and it's so good... I just keep watching and laughing my groin off.
@KurtAngle892 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest ever, and the satire was so on point! We all know Master Ken's voices ended because he used a secret ultrasound technique, btw. But he'll teach it that next time
@jamc94592 жыл бұрын
I studied Kenpo at TRACO in Phx. back in the mid 80's. This is absolutely hilarious......the bulging eyeball had me doubled over.
@franktower90062 жыл бұрын
How he keeps a straight face throughout these demonstrations is a miracle to me.
@KENPOJOE12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for mentioning me in the video! Master Ken doesn't know me...yet! Lol!
@robertwelch32402 жыл бұрын
Even more entertaining, knowing Master Ken is actually a Kenpoka.😁
@JEDINITE302 жыл бұрын
This channel is so comical, but he is actually making realistic points about other martial art's BS.
@NatorGreen7000 Жыл бұрын
Yeah feel that.
@awerawer0708 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken is actually a real martial artist outside of his character, funny enough, hes actually a black belt in American and Okinawan Kenpo, but has trained a bunch of stuff like boxing, aikido, ect
@JEDINITE30 Жыл бұрын
@@awerawer0708 Yes!!! His real name is Matt Page!!!! Just about all Master Ken fans are aware of who he really is and his credentials 🙂
@spirokaci2 жыл бұрын
The wisdom on master Ken's voice is on levels never seen before. Let's not talk about his self- confidence.
@nightraid72 жыл бұрын
And like always restomp that groin 🔥
@leesmith3182 жыл бұрын
Master Ken, funny, as always! Good to see you’re blessing the dojo of my friend Nathan with your humble yet incomparable presence! 🙏🏽
@brettbarager91012 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Master Ken slowed that down for us . . . Otherwise we would have had to get the Slo Mo Guys to come with their high speed cameras! Much respect to MasterbKen for his thoughtfulness!
@Icehso1402 жыл бұрын
So funny that Ken would roast Kenpo...a style his body movements show he trained in for many years. Also one of his ASSociates admitted it in one of his videos. LOL
@tominmo88652 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use this exact technique in every street fight I get into from now on.
@malcolmt78832 жыл бұрын
Maybe bring a wet wipe to clean that ear first.
@Puschit12 жыл бұрын
When Ken asked about storms and meteorology there was an opportunity to throw jokes back regarding the Hurticane.
@beladirikita Жыл бұрын
Enjoy watching Mr Ken's videos, all of them have a knowledge side and an entertaining side 🙏😁👍🏻
@grendelhvs Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is I remember the faded outline of the Parker patch on Master Ken's old gi top.
@michaelhearson2 жыл бұрын
Master Ken graced his magnificent presence in my home state of Massachusetts. I love how he pronounced Woburn. But that's ok, Master Ken can say Woburn anyway he wants. Since he is the Master of Throwing Voices, he can throw his voice as a weapon, which I ve heard is called The Voice of Death. Thanks for sharing as always. Hysterically funny as usual. 🥋🥋🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aleksanterikaansalo2 жыл бұрын
"The voice of groin" maybe? Not "The voice of death".
@michaelhearson2 жыл бұрын
@@aleksanterikaansalo that's actually kind of funny. But everything about Master Ken is deadly serious and ridiculously funny all at the same time.😂🤣😅
@coryhorton58372 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better.
@jefkaplinger27172 жыл бұрын
THUNDER FISTING!!! brilliant! Lmao
@tx.tactical31652 жыл бұрын
That works so good in the dojo with a willing participant.
@tsan37962 жыл бұрын
Love how Ken mocks his own system (he’s trained In American kenpo) Ed Parker would just find this so funny
@OGDailylama2 жыл бұрын
I too subscribe to the “Restomp that groin” technique. Courageous “Sacktical” retreat methods are much easier after a double dose of vulcanized Berry Beatings.
@BradYaeger Жыл бұрын
The belt hanging from another belt is a great inside joke
@ZiggZiff2 жыл бұрын
Props to everyone involved, in making this... greatly enjoyed the humor pick me up and and I am going to click the subscribe button.
@ryulee4582 жыл бұрын
Oh my God seriously Master Ken you're too hilarious.😂😂😂
@Jagunco2 жыл бұрын
Tommy Card get extra points for keeping a straight face all the way through that. I didn't manage.
@randomdsfhqe2 жыл бұрын
Bring in The Slow Mo Guys! (Would also be interesting to see some defense against high speed cameras.)
@TartarSauceIsNotDead2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Master Ken was only practising throwing his voice, because getting sick would be impossible for him.
@AkumaHado2 жыл бұрын
Next will be Master Ken destroy the multiverse with his groin stomping move
@ramonbmovies2 жыл бұрын
You should've told me you were in the Boston area! I would've gone over there to show you the proper way to drive!
@dusandragovic09srb2 жыл бұрын
I love that red kimono! And humour
@shannonforpresident22822 жыл бұрын
Started the video because Nathan is hot, stayed because Master Ken had me crying laughing.
@Ajbettencourtiii2 жыл бұрын
An absolute legend! And also Master Ken was there!
@andythousand3452 жыл бұрын
Master Ken can defeat you with his voice! That’s how dangerous he is.
@jerryrn5571 Жыл бұрын
I’ve practiced Master Kens tongue 👅 technique with my girlfriend. Twice last night and once in the morning. Thank you Ameridote 🙏
@thomassutherland51882 жыл бұрын
Both nice guys. Silliness as usual.
@kingbaldwiniv54092 жыл бұрын
Master Ken's speed is amazing! I sure hope he didn't demonstrate that technique on Johnny B. at the USCCA event in Wisconsin!
@abrahamthebewildered1448 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken is so strong that when he does shadow boxing, he's actually fighting Chuck Noris's shadow.
@titosteinsgaming93402 жыл бұрын
after demo intro t'Tommy's face was priceless
@mickylove762 жыл бұрын
A parody of a Kempo nstructor, vs a Kempo instructor.
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
yeah
@trscsaeg6 ай бұрын
When chuck norris sees master ken he restomps his own groin out of fear
@What-jj9ow2 жыл бұрын
The DONG captured with highspeed film. ->
@arnessjones9342 жыл бұрын
Sifu, you are HOWL-larious!!!!
@Ajdin_11032 жыл бұрын
This man solo's verse at 0.001% power
@marcobaleon Жыл бұрын
5:30 My guy was fading out
@mightynas14573 ай бұрын
As he comes in ... slower As he comes in ... slower 😂😂
@WildBillCox132 жыл бұрын
Heat drives the weather engine. True facts.
@N1611n2 жыл бұрын
Thunder fisting Lolz! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@omegahusky2 жыл бұрын
Yo! Tom has a good poker face! As far as Nathan's demonstration, I agree with Master Ken 7 techniques are a lot, but using one or two .like the 1st 2 the block attack to the head, should be enough to stop your opponent,
@pekinobo2 жыл бұрын
I just ran out and tried this on a drugged up badger...... No need to say I failed, simply becouse Mr Sir Sensei Master Ken is the only one who can master this technique.
@kingslots34492 жыл бұрын
WOW just woke up to a good laugh 🤣🤣
@jimmysquirrel72252 жыл бұрын
You know its bad when Master Ken's techniques are more effective in real life than that other nonsense! LOL!!!
@johnfkennedy1152 жыл бұрын
You do realize master ken is a black belt in kenpo right?
@tola63272 жыл бұрын
It's more of a choreographed dance than a fighting technique.
@mellonhead95682 жыл бұрын
Ayo whats up MASTER KEN---TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@edwardwort60302 жыл бұрын
Rising storms are essentially when you get lots of hot air rising to the top :p
@sramdeojohn44282 жыл бұрын
😂🤣✌️ 'eye of the groin "
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
T H U N D E R F I S T I N G T E C H N I Q U E
@arielpenag2 жыл бұрын
Master Ken the best!
@observerfx2122 жыл бұрын
Master Ken breaks the storm wind
@stephenshapiro84042 жыл бұрын
The beauty of Ken's technique is it is self explanatory. Yet I have just one question: Is the mustache real or a paste on job?
@henryramirez1166 Жыл бұрын
Omg master Ken soooo funny love it
@Maidbots2 жыл бұрын
I have a hard time figuring out which of them is the parody character.
@Why-ct6kz2 жыл бұрын
ok i love Master ken , and i agree , if you have to land 7 techniques before the opponent stops , then something is very wrong, 2 maximum, 1 if you are really good.
@J0stAn0therJ0hn2 жыл бұрын
Master Ken promotes them while taking the wind out of their sails.
@knightveg2 жыл бұрын
Ken is the man
@unknown_amazing_chap4480 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken, many new born babies are bullying me! I desperately need help! Please make an instructional video on how to defend myself in this deadly, dangerous situation!
@joeswanson733 Жыл бұрын
this is like shaw brothers kung fu movie level funny
@dalejuliancelecia71102 жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂
@NatorGreen7000 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@dannymorris90382 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode that doesnt exist will be “How to defend against a Pisces”.
@bertrandronge90192 жыл бұрын
It's a funny video but he still got a point, this elbow technique doesn't work. If I bother to hit someone with an elbow to the chest, I go with all my weight in it, and the guy should be on the ground gasping for air. If you don't then you shouldn't go for an elbow strike
@PrudentStudent6662 жыл бұрын
When you call yourself master you are usually a master of ego.
@Thomas-zz4ut Жыл бұрын
Which is why only the comedian called himself a master.
@GuruAuggie2 жыл бұрын
LoL I pass by that dojo didn't know you were there master Ken I would hand you my black belt so I can get a nice crisp clean ameri-do-te white belt
@iammwh9362 жыл бұрын
Nathan looks and sounds like a young Bill "Superfoot" Wallace.
@nicholassaballos77742 жыл бұрын
"Naughty Nate" 😄😄😄
@владимиртихоновА-102 жыл бұрын
мастер КЕН - МАСТЕР МАСТЕРОВ !!!! всё остальное - блекнет !!!😂🤣😂👍
@JD-vj4go2 жыл бұрын
This is the boy's version of patty cake.
@jaimemunoz59202 жыл бұрын
Tom is that really you? You sold me a coat once. I didn't know you studied martial arts. Now you're making me wonder if this coat really is good or if I should take it back to the coat factory in Burlington where you sold it to me.
@jiujitsustudent6042 жыл бұрын
Did you check the pockets? Probably full of shit like what he teaches.
@nikodemus63152 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry master Ken.. I'm laughing at the fact these people are either dead stupid or have huge balls getting in your way
@drd1924 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken's Privates - Starring his Lightning Dong
@billywuzhere92562 жыл бұрын
Propably Master Ken got the rona but he spat it out through a wall onto the street where it was attacked by screaming banshees and then ran over.... 10 times. But the spitting was so hard the throat got a little bit sore. However because of master Ken rona is now off the planet and even the deceased raised from the death. But obviously he is very humble about saving the world
@tcschenks2 жыл бұрын
Master Ken said that Kenpo was bullshit many years ago.
@russburton76602 жыл бұрын
What happened to Ed Parker When You Need Him ???
@thebruceisloose75952 жыл бұрын
I live in Woburn 🤣🤣
@trynagetbanned84832 жыл бұрын
He would've really thrown Nathan off if he would've thrown a 3rd punch and cracked him upside the head lol. "See I can block all of his strikes because I'm telling him which strikes to throw". These martial artists always get wrecked going up against Muay Thai, Krav Maga, BJJ or Wrestling.
@matthiasseidel13362 жыл бұрын
In reality, if the 3rd-punch is possible, the defense so far was just not effective. So we can add Kempo to the list! :) This was just a training-kata. No (fake-)master would admit that his attacks against the enemy are useless.
@trynagetbanned84832 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasseidel1336 And just about any footage of a guy using strictly something like Karate (especially today's shopping plaza karate) against BJJ or other practical martial art leads to them getting handled real quick
@TenaciousDanzig2 жыл бұрын
What was that dude's name again? I didn't catch it...
@blaineerasmus9112 жыл бұрын
Master Ken I want to be just like you
@ClassofEighty22 жыл бұрын
Master Ken, are you related to Ron Burgundy?
@MtnBadger2 жыл бұрын
Convection cells... That's the answer to weather, storms, wind, etc.. 😉
@angryheathen34632 жыл бұрын
Thunder fisting 😂🤣😂
@markrood87602 жыл бұрын
Don't know anything about martial arts except stomp the groin....but I was wondering, how does that other "technique" work if the assailant throws two rights in a row or an upper cut or kicks you first? In other words how does it work in real life?
@matthiasseidel13362 жыл бұрын
It doesn't! Master Ken is with his critic simple right!
@jandobatter4802 жыл бұрын
As any other technique, is you wonder how it works in real life...well, it doesn't work. Still is a good and funny training.
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
@@jandobatter480 nah it can definitely work in a real fight. it's doesn't have a 100% success rate tho. and i'm not sure if you are even supposed to try it on an actual fight
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure that this "technique" is just a drill to teach you about a principle from kempo. the way in which i understand this drill is that when you manage to block, parry or dodge an attack, you should use that same motion to inmediately counter attack, and then after you do that, you're supposed to be ready for their next attack (which can be anything) because it isn't like you are always going to end the fight with just one counter attack (it does happens sometimes when you fight people that aren't used to gettibg punched tho haha). anyways, after you do a succesful counter, i personally advice to try and use that moment to unbalance your oppoenent and then do a grappling technique, but that might just be because i'm super biased to Judo and grappling in general.
@virtualong2 жыл бұрын
Kenpo? What kind?
@topbuzz22922 жыл бұрын
The toughest guy in the world, ufc banned him from competing as he would dominate 🙂