Matrix Runs on Windows XP

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[@ryanduckering]

"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!".....i lost it.

[@xtwhitey]

Ryan Duckering in old windows versions it was happening when you copying something, the progress bar was moving but remaining time was going up instead to drop.

[@Mythical6255]

Neo needs to learn Windows 7

[@baileycownley1868]

SuperDuperBuilderman123 when that happens neo will have freed the matrix

[@Allenyowz]

Ryan Duckering Lol, it happens from time to time.

[@maanal-gari5242]

***** I actually needed the explanation. Thanks for it. :)

[@anthonyk3090]

"Well hello there! Hope you have cookies enabled!" She nailed that perfectly!!!

[@xxlCortez]

Only by reading it I realized the joke.

[@santerixdxd]

Well General Kenobi!

[@ricardogarcia7886]

That's aged like fine wine.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

"Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!

[@TheGreatAustino]

Dbd

[@Desh681]

I love how Cypher is a complete good guy in this version. Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.

[@nicholasmaslennikov2128]

Complete good guy? He caused all the problems with the matrix cuz he couldn't stop BitTorrenting movies smh

[@MirekFe]

@@nicholasmaslennikov2128 Hey man. I have no idea how those got there.

[@hbdragon88]

@@nicholasmaslennikov2128 maybe not a complete good guy, but he's not a villain, at least. and raise your hand if you haven't downloaded movies via BitTorrent? (OK, all of you with your hands down, stop lying 😀.)

[@laisensei6984]

@@hbdragon88 I'm an honest guy, I will admit I did it occassionally (though I prefer magnet link).

[@kirill9064]

Max matrix video resolution is 2048x1536 because they use vga for video output.

[@shymaniac]

2008 and it's so well made. Even the voices of the actors are accurate.

[@OneEyedCloud01]

''Hope you have cookies enabled...''

[@RubberFacee]

Cookie DLC required

[@room641a5]

cookies must be outlawed as soon as possible.

[@RubberFacee]

Room 641A Pssst, Dude I heard you want cookies.

[@room641a5]

***** Nope!

[@x1legoman1x]

Novice Otaku23 We're not deaf

[@sabatheus]

Wrong! Neo's pod would have blue-screened 30-seconds after the opening credits, forcing him to wake up immediately in the real world... which...would pretty much spoil the movie. "Why do my eyes hurt?" "You've never used the proper display drivers before."

[@brianfletcher7449]

+Sabatheus There is no real world. There is only the matrix. No one escapes the matrix...... ever!

[@brianfletcher7449]

+Johnfuse Dude... mind freaking blown lol!!

[@jjmoon1874]

How did I miss this legendary video for eleven years?

[@nkt1]

Me too.

[@mkien2005]

The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up, get it?

[@PankajKumar-os3dd]

Troopers miss a lot.

[@jjmoon1874]

@@PankajKumar-os3dd makes sense now

[@joaquinbaquie3319]

Im 12 years late;-;

[@samer3li844]

11 years later in my recommendation just wow youtube Edit: 12 years guys I got it the comment is 1 year ago so of course it will be 12 years by now Edit: 13 or 14 years ago idk guys Edit: 15 years?

[@Garother]

At least that means that KZbin finally works right. I bet 11 years ago recommended was just full of trending shit.

[@marn200]

Chris C you’re right, about the trending part

[@purenatural5736]

Hahaha

[@maximeprometheas]

Yeah, but, 11 years later, is Windows working any better?

[@DaveSomething]

@@maximeprometheas nope! I finally learned... Ubuntu.

[@matte5003]

"you will have to make a choice.... to send an error report, or NOT to send one. but is there a difference?" lol yasss

[@matte5003]

because it's true....

[@osdever]

LMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@FurrySupportMain]

there is no difference and we all know it thats the joke

[@SagittarA]

there is no error report

[@jackreacher8288]

There isn't. Microsoft will just replace one crappy code, program or OS with an even crappier one. So, there is really no point in sending it. MS doesn't care whether you like it or not, they run the show and keep taking everyone's money.

[@hmhmhmlol3252]

"But, is there a difference?" That quote is still relevant even today.

[@MrZillas]

Apple: "This matrix is not available on this computer."

[@611gay5]

In hindsight not a bad thing

[@SonaLovesick]

Haha I'm the 420 like

[@akayysworld]

just use WINE

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

It is available, except it costs $499 (Where on windows you can get freeware software that works just as well and on Linux Distro's you can even get open source alternatives)

[@seamusquain2706]

It's also on DOS!

[@irfandy8]

_Sooner or later, we all encounter an error._ *_You will have to make a choice._* *To send an error report,* *_OR_* *_Not to send one_*

[@SnapThority]

goddamnit i have a permanent hair on my screen

[@RanitBhowmick]

"But, is there a difference ??"

[@enfreeze]

The hair got me 😁

[@WolfHour_]

To send an error report, OR Read more

[@TiestoElement]

@@SnapThority omg same. I was literally scratching my monitor...

[@RobeonMew]

I hope you have cookies enabled

[@Bobbobson69420]

Robeon Mew 20th person to like.

[@theicewarrior2800]

Robeon Mew 78th person to like

[@RobeonMew]

^_^ There is no spoon. They're all in the washer.

[@cadenhensley9530]

119th person to like haha ocd

[@txisbest2010]

Kinda wish they made a joke on Oracle...

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

''hope you have cookies enabled'' that line killed me xDDDDDD

[@TheMrExemplar]

"But? Is there a difference?" The best text ever

[@DderwenWyllt]

What is crazy is the fact XP had more options and features than Windows 11. I remember when audio setting allowed you to tweak everything about your speakers, the only options you have in Windows 11 is a "settings" page that takes up the entire screen that only has a single option you're allowed to tweak and that's a scroll bar for the volume. Not to mention, Windows 11 knows more about you after using it for only five minutes than if you spent a lifetime in the matrix.

[@alexander1989x]

Not to mention the lack of ads and spyware.

[@Stryke607]

I had completely forgotten that CollegeHumor once made great stuff like this ...

[@nixgoat]

"He's mutliplying..." I remember drawing with the windows on my family's PC.

[@dddf27]

Lol but i never used windows xp before

[@shodan658]

Yes, I use to love drawing by moving the window, lol

[@Temzy]

Ah the memories

[@rexjolles]

Yeah

[@kirill9064]

@@shodan658 During shutting down?

[@harikishore2514]

Windows: your keyboard is not working press any key to continue Me: 😐

[@giasharie274]

*presses power button

That was usually on MS-DOS: Keyboard not found. Press DEL to enter setup.

[@viniciusqueiroz2713]

Your Internet Connection is not working. Do you want to search for solutions online?

[@h0stI13]

Your mouse has keys

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

Therapist: Budget Keanu Reeves isn't real, he can't hurt you. Budget Keanu Reeves:

[@hunterkiller1440]

At least it's not Windows Vista.

[@SuperSamcity]

Or FUCKING Windows 98

[@hunterkiller1440]

98 was good, I used it until it was mid 2000s

[@SuperSamcity]

98 was my first. And it did serve well then next generation occurred.

[@Mini_Squatch]

or, god forbid, windows 8.

[@SuperSamcity]

Not a good experience with windows 8?

[@freestyle1227]

Free trial of kung-fu has expired.

[@CrankyBonesGaming]

"the free trial has ended" Just change the date on your computer to a date when the trial was active. Worked soo many times

[@fss1704]

Matty E install the prpgram with a later date then go back, worked with speed gear.

[@alexk1682]

She played such a good oracle!

[@Solstice8088]

Windows XP-Walks into coffee shop. Virus changes it into a strip club. Windows Vista-Walks into coffee shop. Coffee shop isn't open. Windows 7-Walks into coffee shop. Gets tea. Windows 8-Walks into coffee shop. Gets lost. Windows 10-Walks into coffee shop. Is stuck inside forever. OSX-Not allowed to go into coffee shop. Linux-Tries to figure how to open the door to the coffee shop. Chrome OS-There is no coffee shop.

[@Koffeeholic13]

lol

[@paijoaoxxi1873]

Windows XP walks into coffee shop. Is changed into Strip Shop and is denied access on admin account by virus

[@maksuree]

TotesGoats windows 7 has a habit of thinking it knows better than its user, so often ends up doing things that seemingly go against what you want.

[@MrPepsicola123]

AXP Bonecrusher Windows XP is actually the most stable operating system out there, next to windows 7. its your fault for browsing sites you shouldn't be and not having some kind of protection.

[@EvatronX]

AXP Bonecrusher windows 98 and 95 walks into coffee shop and buys coffee

[@ayguntataev]

Ubuntu? I'm going to learn... Ubuntu?! LOL xD

[@Journey_Awaits]

Should have said wing dings lol

[@thepyromancer1319]

No you are going to learn Mandriva.

[@jackbotman]

it's actually pronounced ooboontoo

[@hasamidschwartz8725]

Arch FTW! In no other distro will complete newbies be able to successfully finish the installation process, yet still be plagued for months afterward by strange technical bugs they don't understand caused by their ineptness! Now if you'll excuse me, my computer keeps suspending itself.

[@FrankJohn]

Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu? Lol!

[@d.lawrencemiller5755]

I come back to this video every so often and it still makes me laugh. The characters look totally spot-on. Whoever cast these actors did a fantastic job. The actors all sound like their movie counterparts, the humor is good, the shot quality is good. Everything about it is good. Top quality parody.

[@MirekFe]

Yeah, it was a time when Collegehumor was still funny.

[@mattiviljanen8109]

KZbin: "Rating: no mature content" CollegeHumor: "Amateurs"

[@NeroVingian40]

Whoa

[@Michael-bb1cw]

CollegeHumor's Prop Manager: I don’t know how those got there

[@Stevefhu]

"Your free trial of kungfu has expired." LOL

[@hhds113]

Your kong fu trial has expired. LOL

[@Hellsong89]

+hhds113 install kong.fu.trial.crack.exe

[@essennagerry]

+Hellsong89 Hahahahaha!

[@lucasnguyen9928]

*KUNG (runs off and rages)

[@filovirus1]

"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn Ubuntu?" x-D too bad this took 12 years to load on my recommendation...

[@tubevolts]

Linus:The Architect.

[@simonspasskiy]

​@@tubevolts Richard Stallman: The Oracle

[@TheOPtmal]

@@simonspasskiy Agent: Microsoft

[@kjell159]

@@TheOPtmal Apple: Déja vu cat; BSD: Merovingian Just kidding though.

[@nefariouspixelblood8514]

@@kjell159 Arch user here. didnt know ubuntu was even a thing 14 years ago, lol... still surprised its a thing now.

[@digitalcyclone7218]

that angry look on smith's face when he calls tech support is what kills me

[@Nathankinamorh]

It's funny. Now that we look back on Windows XP as one of the best operating systems.

[@TheMarcusNyberg]

***** you are just too young

[@TheMarcusNyberg]

I did use it

[@jellees]

***** tell me, what was the best OS? I am pretty sure xp was the best.

[@Nathankinamorh]

XP set a standard that 7&8 continue to emulate. XP 64 Bit is still considered one of the most stable 64bit platforms ever made. Linux users even respect XP.

[@jellees]

***** lel anger problems

[@chrismhp]

This is a classic. a decade later and this is still damn hilarious...parodies this good don't get made anymore.

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

2006-2012 KZbin was prime. Especially 2007 and 2008

[@installshieldwizard3017]

College Humor was funny before they went woke

[@MorganLuscht-yo1zk]

2023, I'm from the future 😅. You could say this also was better than the latest Matrix film from 2022.

[@Stevesguitarchannel_777]

@@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush when I look back at what KZbinrs like during my high school years in 2006 to 2011, it used to be so awesome where we can all make videos. The videos would actually get famous by people around the world are channels had comments and bulletins just like Facebook and MySpace we had options to make her own background of the transparency behind it having titles on our channel descriptions and have messages and the videos were really good and innovative, and it was overall an amazing site fast forward today and it’s far too liberal. It’s far too conservative with both of them fighting at war all you see you in scrolling as sexual contact like girls, Twerking, and making sexual dancing Tik Tok videos 10,000 people doing the exact same trend over and over and it’s far too liberal where we have very limited speech

[@zijie-he]

Published on Nov 11, 2008 Viewed on Jul 12, 2019

[@zade6828]

July 13 here

[@pierrelebourreau896]

@@zade6828 Same

[@mostafaferoz3171]

Jul 14

[@prateekpanwar646]

Same July 14

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

And what is the point of this comment? You watched it after it was uploaded. Ok. It would be impressive if it was the other way around and it was published in 2019 and you watched it in 2008. But with it published in 2008 and you watching in 2019, that's not so impressive.

[@erikziak1249]

Finally the YT Algorithm suggested this video. After so many years!!! Way to go, YT! What secrets do you still hide from me?

[@HipsterBot2000]

"Customer support this is jim jones from Connecticut please hold"

[@allenabishek65]

HipsterBot more like Calcutta.

[@typingcat]

Thank you come again.

[@beekarinsaan]

It's not Jim Jones it's agent Jones. 😂🤣😂

[@dogukanhos9345]

They knew about the indians many years ago lol

[@megamind6000]

Rakkesh meet us tech support Ha ha?*:;!'

[@ComandanteJ]

The "cookies enabled" always gets me LOL

[@xxbrodeur]

I'm the kid bending the spoon lmfaoo

[@TheTokuin]

if thats how bad it would be on XP, imagine what happens when they "upgrade" to vista lol

[@zsin128]

Everything has beautiful design, but also takes forever to load

[@aman.s.rathore]

After all these years, everything is same except XP is replaced by Windows 10.

[@DaniellikesBTD5]

"Have you tried realizing the truth that there is no spoon?" Best line ever.

[@danne6a]

"It looks like you are trying to bend a spoon with your mind, can i help you with that? I got it"

[@richardgustafson1346]

The Aviation Have you tried realizing the truth that there is no spoon?

[@danne6a]

Richard Gustafson Hax!

[@richardgustafson1346]

The Aviation What? *monitor smashes face*

[@danne6a]

Richard Gustafson Dad customers support this is Rajhol, please hold *Plays music*. -How can i help you?

[@bendersoda9894]

The Aviation congratulations, you understood the damn video

[@zu-tangclan8113]

The “amateurs...woah” was spot on Keanu Reeves lmao

[@ANGELFRIEND62962]

3:20 Progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up! Still funny to this day... 😂😂

[@treehugger3615]

Many people will not get this joke as with today's fast internet you will rarely encounter this "feature".

[@RyaZila]

Who else saw this for the first time 10 years after this was first uploaded?

[@rajinkhan7611]

Here i am

[@streeterville773]

Same

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

Going on 11 for me.

[@jimmyr545]

11 for me

[@metamorphicorder]

11

[@the1fromthesky]

''Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice: to send an error report, or not to send one... but... is there a difference?"' :D

[@CampersofChaos]

This is this the greatest quote everr haha

[@anirishpotato4427]

Ivars Dominiks Noctis Probably not.

[@thebeststooge]

A classic I had forgot all about and YT recommended it to me again 10 years later.

[@berkkarsi]

This is better than Resurrections.

[@MrBellyar]

Old joke comes to mind... A: Installed Linux. Fu.ked all night with settings. B: Installed Win. Fu.ked all night with GF. Use your time efficiently

[@Kurai_69420]

You're not gonna get censored for saying fuck.

[@MrBellyar]

.... And waste time with crappy software that lack functions. I agree that Linux as OS loading speed is better than Win or (probably) any other (didn't compare). You can buy a complete car, or you can make it your self. If your aim is just to have a car as a tool, without deep knowledge of the Inside, you buy it from supplier and use it. If your goal, however, is to make your own car (for whatever reason) then you waste your time on that activity.Matter of preferences. I just posted a comment about remembering a joke. You are being a fan-boy here...

[@WojtekBednarzak]

Vladimir V. Ubuntu takes nearly no config whatsoever. Installation, that's it really, but it still doesn't take all night. Unless you want to have Arch, then I am not surprised

[@MyNameIsNotSam]

really kid? your scared of words?

[@KolbBlue]

Find 'N' Frag I think you may have missed a word or two in Vladimir V. 's post. He said "old joke." Fifteen years ago, Linux was quite different.

[@RapperRank]

Try run matrix on windows 8, you will spend more time accidently going back to your home screen and then looking for the desktop again.

[@adamkimmV]

or you could use ubuntu, or mint, or fedora, or opensuse, or arch, or debian, or cent, or puppy, or any other linux os.

[@falonman]

adam kimm Tell me when you reach Euphoria.

[@vincentvermilya1365]

I remember the first time I saw Windows 8. I was like "Wow, this is so pretty, it looks like the future (which it was)." Then I was like "Who the hell designed the layout of all this? It's horrible." A beautiful OS, much faster than 7, but with a disastrous user interface. 8.1 at least fixed a few of my largest gripes but it just felt like a band aid on a much larger wound. Here's hoping 10's done right, it looks like it's on the right track so far. That or some Linux distribution may actually be a thing if someone can get the app and driver support together with a few other bells and whistles.

[@yongyou8484]

Ethan Palmer

[@SuperSamcity]

Or if you're me, receive an inconsistent blue screen error every 10 minutes.

[@baconnow5846]

Your free trials of kung fu have expired. LOL

[@Stevesguitarchannel_777]

This is nostalgic seeing this again

[@DarkxAssassin255]

This should have been vista. XP was the most stable while vista was a mess.

[@DarkxAssassin255]

But still I have encountered these problems on XP.

[@MinexCubed]

ATM windows 7 is the most stable, and the most used, Then its windows 8 which is really good but people hate on it for no reason. Then its XP. Then its 98 Then its 95 Then its this then its that *hours later* then its windows vista then its Mac OS X Then its Lin... *BSOD*

[@BobDawg173]

***** windows 8 has plenty of reasons to hate on it. It runs on my desktop and wont work with a few games and programs, and is generally a bitch to figure out.

[@6zaku]

BobDawg173 I freakin love windows 8.1. They implemented things that I've long for windows 7.

[@OnajTamo]

You obviously have not tried XP the day it was released.

[@deadpan237]

at least it isn't vista "you are now logging into the matrix." "are you sure you want to log into the matrix?" "are you sure that you're sure that you want to log into the matrix?" "please grant administrator access to log into the matrix." "are you sure you want to grant administrator access to log into the matrix?"

[@jainaauleones9880]

"Vista doesn't recognize .EXE files. Please download these 50 updates and drivers to maybe help."

[@tomlxyz]

+deadpan237 Why are people always complaining about Vista? I had it for years and didn't have any problems.

[@CloisteredExplorer]

+tomlxyz idk. I use 7 but never used vista

[@eliasvanloon5649]

all those fucking sleep and wake issues is what killed it for me

[@Dover939]

+tomlxyz I dealt with vista for years and there wasn't a single day that I didn't want to smash my computer in.

[@silashellebrand462]

I love the delivery on "Try CTRL+ALT+DEL!"

[@Desh681]

I love how Cypher is a full ally in this version. Cause even he doesnt want to go back to this Matrix.

[@ZeroneDY]

"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!" This so much, lol

[@ZeroneDY]

***** yeah it was awesome xD

[@eggabase]

rofl

[@g4mmalotus937]

It's taken me years to realize the Ubantu joke.

[@ProffessorYellow]

I LOST IT when she asked "is there a difference". 2:07

[@RamblinRick_]

The bullet at 3:03 is rotating the wrong way for the groove pattern on the bullet.

[@Yonkage]

Must be a bug!

[@KenJiangzoEngineer]

Good spot!

[@sine7466]

777scubadiver smart

[@ccateni28]

Unfreeze! Unfreeze! Try ctrl+alt+delete!

[@nikhilk3347]

if power button doesn't work, remove the battery

[@roddoney7568]

+nikhil k lol,I always unplug and then hit the power button several times to drain any current available.

[@nk-wb1oe]

+nikhil k That's my name! What's your last name?

[@szr8]

Actually this fits Vista much better.

[@kgomotsomaepa7846]

As a South African, the ubuntu joke had on the floor. the pronunciation was priceless.

[@wayfarouthere2268]

Because you know the Ubuntu os? Or because the name of the os translates in Afrikaans?

[@andrewschroeder202]

Today I found out: how Americans pronounce Ubuntu

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

"Hope you have cookies enabled", is such a memorable and amazing line in this amazing video. It is just epic. The heroically stupid epic tragic irony of her saying that while cooking cookies in a windows-xp run matrix, makes it one of those lines for the ages that needs to be preserved for generations to come, it's like the most memorable lines Shakespeare ever wrote put together. Alas poor yorick you got nothin' on this. And yet..... it's still not even the most epic line of this video. That honor belongs to "Sooner or later, we all encounter an error. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report, or not to send it. But, is there a difference?" THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT is windows xp!

[@ZuperPhresh]

sooner or later we all have to make a choice, to send an error report or not to send, but is there a difference?

[@crazywolfgang3662]

Cypher looks really close to the real one.

[@calebshonk5838]

Back when college humor was actually funny.

[@NUFIGHTER]

@Caleb Shonk Agreed. Now they're just hot garbage. Powerthirst 2: Redomination was the best.

[@LakeWorthBeck]

Isn’t it crazy that college humor is an umbrella label for like 5 different full groups of people

[@rando1090]

The error report part, it speaks to me.

[@MARKSMEN197]

1:28 I hope you have cookies enabled ^^

[@abd1x7]

12 years later these video is recommended by KZbin

[@1manorgy]

The BSOD genuinely freaked me out tho.

[@ianbrobin544]

"There comes a time in your life when you reach an error. And you must make a choice: either send an error report or don't send and error report, but in the end does it really make a difference?

[@triggerhappy7206]

what if it was on a Dell computer... ...running on Windows Vista?

[@DaniellikesBTD5]

Or... An HP mini

[@MarioPL989]

It would be worse if it was a samsung smartphone while charging and using this shitty ui with tons of bloatware.

[@santiguzman7934]

windows Vista soooo wrong haha

[@colemerrick7683]

Darwon Kim what if it was running on Windows95

[@plaguedoctor198]

It would crash at the mere mention of running The Matrix.

[@Jonas-ej7id]

All of these Windows XP annoyances are so nostalgic now :(

[@Walevolence]

Still a better love story than Matrix Ressurections

[@krono9451]

Let's be honest, we all lost it on the Report Lady.

[@VojtechRuzek]

When is it in the video?

[@lodkaiser5009]

.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

This never gets old. xD

[@thebrandonmaster2]

I keep seeing your year old comments no matter where I go, from Dorkly to CollegeHumor

[@8thmatipano107]

StupidMarioBros1Fan yeah

[@maximise2165]

StupidMarioBros1Fan o9

[@utqiagvik1991]

Never.

[@Microsoft-Windows]

Never

[@conradandrew825]

This is really well done! Everyone looks similar as well. Good job!

[@Nipplehook]

I dont think that guy is really from Connecticut you guys.

[@Kill-Dozer]

Lol Jim Jones yeah right.

[@liizzset]

What gave it away? Hmm.....

[@taln0reich]

Plot twist: his name really is Jim Jones and he is in connecticut, he just grew up in india.

[@SlamifiedBuddafied]

Windows, Mac, Linux, et cetera all run just fine if you take care of your computer.

[@docubentary]

1/3 of the Os-Es stated in that comment should be removed....

[@SlamifiedBuddafied]

Bentley Did I miss something?

[@docubentary]

Windows.... even if you take care of it, it will still slow down after a certain period of time.

[@SlamifiedBuddafied]

Bentley I've had my PC, running Windows 7 for two years and runs just like the day I got it. Sooooo, false.

[@docubentary]

Buts thats you. Not the rest of the people.

[@Felix-ve9hs]

Blue Screen of Death - guess you can't dodge this one

[@oddities-whatnot]

Very well done, top production.

[@helmutgrunther8722]

1:53 i can watch this all day...

[@opinionpig]

"to send an error report, or not send one. But... is there a difference? ;)" Lmao that was the best thing ive ever heard

[@MrNiceguy3210]

I was using XP until 2012. It truly is one of the best OS' s ever made. sure, it's outdated now, but it held up really well for the past decade. I was playing Steam games on it, I was watching 720p KZbin videos on it. it really held up well. not to mention that it had charm to it, with the iconic wallpapers and the little easter eggs hidden in the OS. I remember finding an ASCII Star Wars video on the computer. Windows 7 was better, even though it lost a bit of charm, and now we have Windows 8.1, which has completely ruined the start menu, made it harder to operate and even crammed it with bloatware. XP is still my favourite OS. I know it's outdated, but it was the best OS when you compare OS' s to the time of release.

[@FuzzyFish555]

Actually now we have windows 10.

[@MrNiceguy3210]

Cam Sullivan wut.

[@FuzzyFish555]

Niceguy3210 Have you tried windows 10?

[@MrNiceguy3210]

Cam Sullivan yeah... I don't think you get what my comment meant.

[@benl8962]

+Niceguy3210 i think thats partly nostalgia speaking and considering the fact how much time you spent on it also says a lot about the subjective opinion of your comment, im not saying your wrong but it seems to me that youre trying to state a fact here based on opinions

[@weakestpakistani9730]

This video has been in my watch later for years, gonna watch it finally today.

[@fernsader9261]

“Amateurs.... whoa... I don’t know how those got there”

[@CaveyMoth]

Should have put those in a hidden folder.

[@Major_Mason]

This is genious. Though I have never had windows xp crash on me, it was a solid rock!

[@jorman915]

It crashed with me

[@idkman4722]

imagine if we r in a simulation In windows xp

[@foreignkeys3980]

ikr

[@BBBuilds12]

+Xenoblade 101 probably a weak computer

[@cashbonanza963]

`then you don't need to learn Ubuntu

[@ZeitroEmpire]

"The progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up" story of my life XD

[@wildreams]

That's deep.

[@IchCharacter]

I think you meant "The progress bar isn't moving, but the remaining time is going down."

[@kharkovluzhin8333]

@@IchCharacter no moving, it mean that the progress bar is deceasing

[@IchCharacter]

@Strange guy It was a joke about the latter part of the comment. He's making no progress in life, but his time is running out.

[@kharkovluzhin8333]

@@IchCharacter i know, he said the progress bar is moving notice there is a "but" that mean the previous was negative compare to the next line that mean his progress bar is decreasing, that's my theory

[@geoffgunn9673]

Just fuc***g brilliant :) Need more of this to keep me sane . Keep it up guys

[@martinrocket1436]

Have seen that so many times since it came out. But thank you, KZbin recommendations for showing it again.

[@renoalkonga2619]

"Your free trial of kung fu has expired." Laos Edit: Okay yeah I meant lmao I'm sorry Lao people. Say hello to the Mekong River for me.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

You mean lmao? Laos is a country.

[@pioneerAv]

@Reno Alkonga you mean Cambodia?

[@CaveyMoth]

Is this Laos?

[@FriendlyCroock]

The barby white girl with glasses in the video is gorgeous I find.

[@pmarreck]

LAOS

[@mage4516]

*TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE*

[@germanasem2426]

Didn't know this existed, got reccomended by youtube, didn't know how much i needed to watch this master piece, doesn't matter how many years has passed, it's awesome.

[@SamYaZdian]

it was terribly lame and unfunny, the topic had thousand of potentials for funny jokes, and it couldnt be unfunnier than this

[@beekarinsaan]

Lol KZbin recycling old recommendations. Recommends me again after 10 years 😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣

[@CarlosN2]

How would it be if Matrix ran on Ubuntu?

[@apersononyoutubewhohasanun9779]

Flawless

[@ephellon]

sudo free-humanity

[@dragonsraaaaaaaaawr]

Mostly smooth, but it wouldn’t work with a Nvidia graphics card.

[@frechjo]

It would be impossible to uninstall the bluetooth drivers, even if the Matrix works over optic fiber. It would share your memories with Amazon by default. Sound would work fine, but with a stack of 3 different drivers. We would still be waiting for the smartphone version of the matrix. It would be a lot more difficult for the team to hack it, leaving Neo as an unprivileged user by default.

[@MrLTiger]

you have 12 thousand million updates!

[@meowsandstuff]

"Hope you have cookies enabled!"

[@Deathshuck]

That line kills me every time.

[@meowsandstuff]

"911, whats your emergency?" "We have a man with the case of dieing from cookies enabled" "Your screwed then" "Crap"

[@daanbox317]

MinecraftUnification He had type 0100010001101001011000010110001001100101011101000111010101110011 diabetus due to the cookies

[@Niker107]

Daan Box I'm surprised you actually encoded it :P

[@alexmclernon5121]

it looks like you're trying to copy a joke, would you like me to help you with that?

[@crossxfuse]

this video has permanently been in my memory over the years and i can't help but think of it everytime I watch The Matrix

[@cpear760]

May 28 2020 - Nov 11 2008 = way to go KZbin. And I already subscribe to this channel.

[@IGMSItoX]

The error report part gave me the goosebumps.