Matrix Youtube Poop- Cypher is an asshole

[@StopFlaggingVideos]

2:27: "garbage....." "yeah that's me"

[@xorazmiy_tabgach]

Laughed my ass out

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[@ZadakLeader]

I have the utmost respect for people that still name stuff "YTP"

[@MrIgorKuznetsov]

That scene with Morpheus driving was hilarious, awesome job, man!

[@peter4377]

Mailman: Have a nice day Neo: No BOOM!!!

[@socraticmusic]

this is gold, please make more of these.

[@IllusivePrime]

I just thought, in the movie, how was Cypher able to go in and out the Matrix and talk to Agent Smith without Tank knowing??

[@Freenure]

He was talking to the code. That scene was just a visual representation for the audience. That's why he got so startled when Neo catches him. He was talking to an agent right there and then, but Neo just had no clue what he was looking at. "A brunette, a blonde, a redhead"... or just this fucking agent right here ma nigga.

[@andresb4295]

Freenure nice

[@ZadakLeader]

All the realities in the Matrix were the same simulation.

[@annabelleahmad2253]

Freenure Really? All these years I thought he entered the Matrix in secret.

[@annabelleahmad2253]

Freenure Also what about the steak he was eating? I mean, he ve comments on it.

[@ButchersNailsEnjoyer]

If the pizza's cold, kiss my ass

[@ZeeCobra]

YOU'RE.. YOU'RE BACK!? This is great. There have been a lot of KZbin Poopers retiring lately, it's nice to see a new video from an old pooper for a change. Hopefully you're going to be here for a while...

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

Thanks. Yeah hopefully I can add more videos it depends on whether it's pulled down for copyright or not.

[@ZeeCobra]

JordanTheVideoGuy Worst time to be back... the war against unfair copyright has only just begun my friend.

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

+ZeeCobra World War 3: War of the copyright lol

[@EwDirt]

Some old school YTP quality my man.

[@AdamCarter765]

Great KZbin poop. I haven't seen one this good in a long time.

[@100xYGO]

Way too long, but it still had some awesome moments! :D Really good work!

[@CrushinRuSSian27]

Is Morpheus alive Tank? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Got it

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

“If he’s really the ONE, then there has to be some kind of miracle to stop me.” (Guy charged at him but gets gunned down)

[@justbleedprod.9414]

15:17 lmao genius

[@davecrupel2817]

0:08 oh my god that "PCH EUAR" gets me no matter what poop it's in!! Hahahahahaha

[@Purple1222119Music]

Dang, it has been a long while! Good to see a video from you again

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

hey you were able to watch it! hopefully it stays up. lol thanks for watching.

[@JayyCobb]

There were many good moments in this! Oddly enough, my favorite moment was 15:52.

[@N3O1999]

I just noticed for the first time while watching this that when he first meets Morpheus his hair is short than it was in the office or most other times he’s in the matrix

[@astalavisitor]

*IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER* *AFTER 6 YEARS IM CRYING WITH MY HEART ONCE AGAIN!!* *AAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@margot_78]

Wtf is wrong with you.

[@jaystarr6571]

16:33 Trinity: *"UH...Are you feeling alright Morpheus?"*

[@noir4659]

-Have a nice day. -No.

[@jamesthedragon2344]

19:55 I can’t breathe OML

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Whoa 6:15 Lmao How did he Know

[@Cum007]

Righhhhhht

[@arbiterg]

You're ALIVE! PRIASE THE POOPPY HEAVENS!

[@xorazmiy_tabgach]

This is a masterpiece

[@kitgusto2390]

"Have a nice day" "no"

[@Schizosepsis]

4:15 If a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

[@allys744]

The remixed scene with cypher at dinner eating the steak had me in tears 10:54-11:48

[@marielb2924]

After nine branes you know what I realize...? NOTHING

[@eklypse21]

This is masterful!

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

Thanks :)

[@LOLCRAZEDmonkey]

that was great . good work

[@Schizosepsis]

4:15 electrons be like

[@hypemugen]

I wish we had 10 hours of this

[@roniemcrea]

11:46 Then we have a Deagle?😂😂😂💪🏽😆

[@nbalongboi9738]

"MY SHIP" Im fucking dead

[@cowgoesmoo2]

This is actually pretty good but it's just really long, otherwise pretty underrated by views.

[@dylantrott18]

Great intro 😂😂😂

[@MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt]

i've waited 2 long for this. thanks, jordan.

[@Manikinator]

"They will fight to protect carpenters"

[@Schizosepsis]

The ending killed me

[@adrianbergmann2790]

What the shit? Thats my shit! That Guy stole my shit!

[@xxtravisxxify]

14:00 LMAO 😂

[@zaidmasarweh3369]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is so funny

[@YaM8Kraken]

Year truly was 2021 two years ago and I can say it looked no different than what you have predicted.🤣

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Top 10 ytps. Or top 20 🤣😭

[@vidguy2004]

This made me laugh hard.

[@peternehemiah1606]

12:30 - 12:37 i died lmfao

[@thematrixtrilogy7339]

i don't understand the steak part with cypher explain please!

[@annabelleahmad2253]

- Garbage. - Yeah that's me.

[@Wasmachineman]

15:02 that filming screwup though, shame on you Wachowski Bros!

[@flashlightfreek]

THANKS FOR THR MOVIE!!! HAHAHA *Good shit!!* *Omg haha **7:27**!!!*

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

Thomas anderson *Silence* Thomas anderson *Silence* Anderson Thomas *Silence* Garbage.. *Yeah thats me*

[@BernyjackStone]

i want the part 4 of toy story poop

[@roniemcrea]

8:32 this is where it from goin mannequin challenge

[@Lament-qm8ig]

I like Cypher.

[@korejko]

The only reason this is rated R is for the violence. (I didnt find it that violent. Probably because I watch too much of that 90s cop show called .L.A. Heat and I see helicopters flying out of control and about to go down all the time in that.)

[@arkustangens4653]

You stay in Pill-land

[@gregbeard1744]

If you pause it at 1:21 read all the receipt 🤣

[@Ratraccoon]

Who else is watching this in January 2021?

[@AllAboardAudio.]

It's good to see some YTP back up. Unfortunately, those MLG shits are the new thing....

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

+Itza me toad Thanks man. What's an MLG shit?

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

+JordanTheVideoGuy in one hand.. you'll have morpheus' Johnson. in the other hand you'll have your own.

[@RStaRaptoR]

Why would you blame video games for shootings??? Its movies like this that do it!

[@Quack1945]

Whats the audio from at 3:29?

[@oneawesomecatpersonmechani9083]

neo sees a black cat soooo scary everyone runs away. scary black cat!😈

[@edmundasfeiza7182]

WHAT TA FUCK PLSS MORE MATRIX EDIT MEME🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@silenceofthehills]

What movie was the tank scene from?

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead

[@silenceofthehills]

JordanTheVideoGuy Thanks for the reply.

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

The Hills of Silence No problem

[@connorbriggs2128]

you need to work on your editing dude I almost went def while watching this

[@BernyjackStone]

5:53 what movie is

[@JordanTheVideoGuy]

The Green Mile

[@mack_mcmillan]

Mouse is anorexic Matt Damon.

[@123spill90]

Wrong pill Neo

[@moamenhamouda7051]

19:27

[@jefferyriha3648]

same here

[@2006969]

о, пуп, почему ты такой смешной

[@adamcontreras1486]

*pizza time*

[@Schizosepsis]

10:23

[@wd-type9643]

0/1. No sos memes.