Schwarzenegger Games (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

Welcome the Nerd back from his short hiatus as he reviews the best of the worst of the Austrian Oaks cartridge conversions on NES. Total Recall, Last Action Hero, Conan the Barbarian and Predator all feature. Can the Nerd find any good Schwarzenegger games? Lets find out!
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[@qbradq]

I have rewatched avgn more than any other entertainment series. It is literally my favorite episodic series ever.

[@theguyfromwalgreens]

It’s definitely one of mine. I’m tied between AVGN & GradeAUnderA.

[@poopagore]

this a red letter media for the win

[@ValicanX]

Amazing series! I too have rewatched the whole series so many times

[@Darian-mk1bw]

Same here! I've never rewatched anything as much as this

[@lelouchvibritannia9765]

Me too, he is so funny ^-^.

[@Probaby_Robin]

I feel like he missed the opportunity to say “ they should have had a total recall of this game”

[@GumSkyloard]

It would've been perfect!

[@sudicalwig]

Or "You should have a total refund"

[@yoranger8349]

I was thinking that too

[@LouigiVerona]

Same thought!

[@CongoChongoVIII]

@@sudicalwig no

[@tammurney3053]

"They can't all be bad.... right." "Arnold raises shotgun "Wrong"

[@legrandgougoulilumine6940]

That guy sitting and waiting in Arnold's house.. It was not self confidence... it was plain stupidity !

[@hudsondzc]

To be, or not to be?... Not to be.

[@nthgth]

@@hudsondzc niiice

[@juancontreras1480]

"I already talked about the Terminator games and they suffered the same fate." Don't you mean... a Dark Fate?

[@RageUnchained]

Too soon

[@CalliphoriBae]

At least it was on NES and not... ...Genisys?

[@Clefthedoctor]

Stop with the PUUUUUNS (jk keep doing it)

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

@@CalliphoriBae those games were the genisys of bad terminator Products we hoped for a salvation for the series but in the end the series has met a dark fate yada yada (insert rise of the machines joke here)

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Hey, Dark Fate was cool. Grace was bad-ass!

[@isaacbailey3681]

"Congratulations. You have survived." That summarizes the entire game.

[@redatouati987]

well bearly unless you survived playing the game

[@trevorblue4531]

That summarizes every game!

[@ShinobiNeon]

I do have one good thing to say about Predator... at least they spelled "Congratulations" right.

[@user-md2iq9vb9z]

***** did you watch the video?

Congraguration!

[@DechenHall0104]

MountainsOfDew You Finsh Game!

[@user-md2iq9vb9z]

MajoraMajesty You have prooved the justice of our culture

[@DechenHall0104]

That brings a tear to my eye

[@gyromurphy]

I never noticed this until now. At 3:23 look the little screen to the left of Arnold. It shows an elevator door opening and a guy running out. Then a few seconds later that guy shows up and starts shooting. That actually a really cool little thing that they included.

[@Locomamonk]

nice catch!

[@nickellion3657]

That's a truly brilliantly nostalgic catch! 10/10.

[@starchild7843]

Can the players Sprite go in it?

[@Leo_Silva_]

Ray tracing!

[@jaygooese4242]

Well that's f****** great

[@youknowihaduwuittoem]

Loved how he teabagged the rocks in victory at 18:02 after he finally destroyed that one block.

[@dorpth]

Total Recall, a shitty movie license NES game, made by Acclaim, the company that bought LJN. You can't get away. You can never get away.

[@AgroChase]

They live to make his life hell no matter what form they take

[@MrGreatman6]

+dorpth Acclaim then evolved into Acclaim Games, which is famous for making MMOs.

[@xKryoxMan]

+dorpth Movie games generally suck!!!!!

[@LadyCoyKoi]

+dorpth They created Bust a Move, Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and surprisingly Mortal Kombat 1 and 2. So they're not a total ass. Even AVGN stated that Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage is the only LJN game that didn't suck.

[@pierceplays3675]

Nooooo get it away from me why would you do this you're evil

[@Crichjo32]

"The game is so bad, that even the enemy soldiers commit suicide" lmao :D

[@OurBros]

"This game is so broken, the enemies can't even play it" hah

[@Knackebrodz]

+Crichjo32 LOL! best line ever!

[@Omnishredder]

"this game is so broken, even the Terminator won't be back to play it"

[@calebrich225]

Crichjo32 July 23rd 1996 7/23/1996

[@markpugh6808]

Hilarious how he thinks the game is a piece of shit and yet still carries on playing it lol

[@gluserty]

Imagine being in The Nerd's gameroom after his "Total Recall" playthrough, and having to clean up all the pixels that flew out of the TV.

[@1989Ezal]

You dont own a pixelcleaner?

[@gluserty]

@@1989Ezal Ha ha,no, I just had the SNES Cleaning Kit, the one with Mario on the front:-).

[@yodathehutt1557]

I'd just smoke the pixels off of some foil. know what i mean bro?

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Better then being in there after the toxic avenger review

[@justinhackstadt6677]

"I gotta win before I have a heart attack!" Every old school NES gamer can relate. 😆 🤣

[@1989Ezal]

Ok, wait. This quote was nothing special to mention it really.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

I am from the 80's. For reals man. Every game is like this now. I have to beat it before the heart attack comes.

[@CongoChongoVIII]

Pretty cringey bro

[@LITTLE1994]

Yes, because many NES games were stupidly hard.

[@viktormichael821]

@@LITTLE1994 matched with awful controls.

[@shadowman2192]

The "Terminator-esque" version of the theme song is beautiful.

[@grimTales1]

+Draven I agree, its awesome :)

[@Arexion5293]

20:42 Huh, he forgot to feed his guitarist.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

Haha :D

[@xj0462]

or water him

[@SOIBand]

guitarists are plants: confirmed !

[@Seiko180]

A, B, B, A

[@mscainia7348]

Bcg

[@droach3151]

8:19 Nerd makes his two most famous faces in 3 seconds

[@bananaboi7634]

Nice comment dude i actually didn't notice that

[@jaycerrito3142]

From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧

[@jaycerrito3142]

From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧

[@MrDoomquake777]

"I'm so mad I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck" that's my new favorite quote 😂

[@ryandeangelis339]

“Your Mother your Father your Uncle your Uncle” I’m dying lol

[@HaakonAnderson]

I met Arnold recently at a Wal-Mart in Colorado and all I can say is what a nice down to earth cool guy.

[@conorhorn2471]

I met Bruce Willis at Kmart and he was in the corner crying

[@aydendarcy2438]

i met tom cruise at EB games, he was robbing it

[@nightbane2]

I met Liam Neeson at a Barber Shop, he said he'd find and kill me if I didn't get a good hair cut.

[@gunhilba7917]

I met your mom yesterday she was fart-flying aroud denmark

[@HaakonAnderson]

Maõ Lucifer damn dude too far...

[@jtoumai]

I totally recall a young, innocent James. Back before he was angry and was just mildly annoyed. Then Total Recal on NES pushed poor James over the edge...

[@JP-yf1gw]

Isn’t anyone gonna mention that the Total Recall game was made by Interplay? The group that would eventually create the Fallout series? You can even see the head of the company, Brian Fargo, in the game’s credits, too! He would still maintain his position when the early Fallout games were released.

[@yarpen26]

Also, the game (alongside the tie-in novel) are in fact advertized in the movie credits.

[@omikronweapon]

"Now it's fuckin' Fuck-time" That should be AVGN-man's catchphrase :P

[@ihjnhhj]

OmikronWeapon yes

[@Wysterian]

Totally Agree, I find myself saying it a lot nowadays so hearing him say it more would be Awesome, PS I know he doesn't do Modern Games but I would love to see at least a James and Mike Review of Mighty Switch Force.

[@robertanderson2898]

I'd say "What a shit load of fuck," but that's a good one too.

[@stefanfr13]

20:31 My reaction when I accidently kill a shiny pokemon.

[@PokeShadow77]

you still have it better than I have i haven't even seen one before

[@Theramanix]

stefanfr13 same!

[@darkrai436]

It's worse when that shiny either kills itself or uses a technique like roar or whirlwind.

[@Luigicat11]

PokeShadow77 I have seen and caught ONE legitimately obtained shiny pokemon, and that pokemon was... ...a red gyarados.

[@alexdehatter2151]

I know that feeling... When I was young, I ended up running away from a shiny Meditite in Sapphire not realising it was shiny. On the bright side, I made up for it by catching a shiny Zubat, also in Sapphire.

[@Peter_1986]

The part between 11:22-11:33 is like one big concise summary of AVGN's whole character.

[@shionkreth7536]

lol, you called it.

[@morienbendinelli1554]

4:41 "I miss Fred Fuchs" xD

[@1989Ezal]

Fuchs german for Fox.

[@Deus35]

USING DOWN TO JUMP IS REALLY FUCKED UP

[@magika8760]

Deus35 Love the Pfp

[@pizzatime2001]

*Fucked down

[@srbarkerchan]

20:32 - 20:42 That feeling when you catch a great Pokemon and you accidentally shut the game off before saving.

[@mdstsrht]

srbarkerchan or a Shiny Pokemon

[@zetabolt6648]

srbarkerchan .....When your dumbass friend kills a Pokemon that you wanted for a long time, is my reaction.

[@KrzysztofBob]

If that was filmed in 2020, he would probably have Arnold as a guest.

[@brycewakefield6565]

Krzysztof Bobkowski how?

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

That is highly unlikely.

[@Dickkickem460]

Honestly with how well KZbin Stars been doing lately he probably could have, that would be like my dream right there doing interviews with all the 80s action heroes, top of that list would definitely Arnold and Stallone

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

@@Dickkickem460 That's like Daniel Day Lewis making an appearance on his show, which is unlikely to happen.

[@cheeseboi588]

Bob Kolterjahn Not that unlikely, he’s had other pretty famous movie stars on the show.

[@chemicaljk1447]

09:09 you came here for this

[@evilgary747]

"Total Recall? More like Total Fucking Shit!!"

[@nykoraptor]

***** your all right :)

[@tonymennen]

Woah....a youtube commenter apologized for something?!?!? D: A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

[@melvin8d671]

Giggidy Pop More like total fecal.

[@opalpersonal]

Lol

[@deadknight1199]

I'm watching this in 2015 witch mean Arnold is 67!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@landontorppey]

" it's fucking.... fuck time!" lol wtf

[@underarkduke9172]

when did he say that?

[@robbalison]

+underarkduke 9 when he was fighting the final boss

[@coohip]

+underarkduke 9 about 21:45

[@DaveButtons]

Landon T 🤣🤣🤣

[@arianitzejnullahu1921]

Your mother, your uncle, your uncle..

[@BenOlsberg1995]

8:18 to this day still has to be one of the funniest jumpcuts I've ever seen, between the ridiculous sounding music and his expression. It goes together so unexpectedly well. It makes me laugh just as hard as it did 10 years ago when this was released.

[@terrancebloxlore3209]

20:32 The Ultimate AVGN Rage

[@maninthebox0]

Wanna know sadistic bullshit? An x files game on the PlayStation let you save a game after you died. I was almost done with the game and hit save instead of load when I died and when I loaded it again just a tombstone picture appeared...what kind of shit is that?

[@daforbe]

Don't buy movie based games. I learned that from Friday The 13th... I will buy the new one though.

[@acablikeineedataxi]

the Riddick games were fucking great.

[@jb2k2010]

Movie game from the Warriors was fun, True Lies on SNes... there aren't a lot but som do...

[@nathaniellefebvre342]

maninthebox0 same deal with earlier copies of fallout new Vegas

[@dkres82]

ZakkyBhoy there's a lot of decent ones out there actually, Batman on NES, Batman Returns on SNES, The Spider-Man games from the movies, Riddick as already mentioned, most of the Disney Animated movie games from the 80s and 90s on NES, SNES, and Genesis (especially The Lion King and Aladdin on Sega) Jurassic Park on Genesis was great as well.

[@scottylewis8124]

Congraturation! Predator is happy end! Thank you! being the strong and corageour soldier that you are you feel strongeth welling in your body. Return to starting point challenge again!

[@suazcollectibles]

You have played a great game! *Mr. Miyagi wink*

[@lkskun]

*H A P P Y E N D*

[@okami_eddy]

@Kris Frederick r/whoosh

[@antiagonista]

You're winner

[@khaimk4r4su]

A winner is you !

[@yuniq9gaming930]

1:31 Total Recall 4:49 Terminator games 5:17 Last Action Hero 8:00 Conan 11:48 Commando 12:08 Predator

[@B3Band]

Who the hell skips through a nerd episode? Shame on you!

[@micahwest2793]

No need for time stamps here.

[@lexxluey]

"You press down to jump." That hit my soul 😭😂😂 I felt every piece of his pain.

[@GaaraSama1983]

"What you thought you can ride on the red scorpions, were you crazy?" Dolph Lundgren approves

[@scumbagm2995]

Quote from Full Metal Jacket?

[@Eltro920]

(sees the Predator cover) (sees it's made by Activision) Whenever a game has the name 'Activision' in it, has a 75% chance of being a piece of shit.

[@MDrummKid2]

0:54 this scene is gold, also anybody notice that James has a beautiful smile :)

[@yellowsegundo]

🤨📸

[@nathanadams7940]

18:02 You can see him spam those victory crouches after finally blowing up those rocks i dont blame him at all

[@takeshiC1]

20:41 the guitar guys skeleton xD

[@fredherbert7920]

takeshiC1 ABBA

[@poiuytrewq11422]

I like how no one ever tries to troll him with the whole "You've offended me, deleted your video/channel" shit. As if trolls fear the Nerd.

[@ybrik222]

poiuytrewq11422 I'd say it's more like his videos are inoffensive.

[@poiuytrewq11422]

ybrik222 Or his videos are so offensive, that trolls find it inoffensive.

[@ybrik222]

poiuytrewq11422 wut

[@poiuytrewq11422]

ybrik222 Exactly.

[@lesbianduck7862]

poiuytrewq11422 what is offensive about his videos? swearing? oh my gosh nooo

[@Melanittanigra]

4:46 - Brian Fargo, you may know him as the founder of Interplay and inExile, who made Fallout and Wasteland 2

[@JonkoSplonko]

I like how he asks "How can bubbles kill you?" when in Super C stage 4 there are killer bubbles at the start!

[@tomjackson6077]

Maybe the bubbles are acidic

[@horsepower523]

"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I LIED" "What happened to Sully?" "I let him go."

[@greyfox37]

@Smartman 182 Line from Commando. One of my all time favorite Arnie lines

[@mrscat6234]

My fav line is when Sully says “say it a little louder then GET FUCKED”

[@theshotmeister2639]

See you at the pardy Rictaaaaah

[@louistournas120]

@@theshotmeister2639 : Fuck you. Asshole. (From Terminator 1)

[@dantevivas6646]

Let off some steam, Bennett.

[@jiafei6833122]

I've always wondered if the people programed these games has seen Nerd's videos, and if so what their reaction's like lol

[@jaysmith2858]

Hopefully extreme embarrassment.

[@sonyx4500]

@Paul Tincher They are old People now. Probably they wouldn't care its 30 years ago.

[@EndEverEsports]

They repeatedly say "I tried to tell them" every time they hear "what were they thinking"

[@houstonhelicoptertours1006]

It was 30 years ago and they got their money...would you care?

[@B3Band]

@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 yes

[@zacharygregory4925]

I think they should have made it like contra with a twist: You play as each of the members of Dutch’s team and switch to the next character when the predator picks off the previous person

[@redlion5038]

12:19 this goes to avgn without context

[@Deverstater3000]

Your Mother!! Your Father!! Your Uncle!! Your Uncle!!

[@napoleonmeowparte3874]

"I shot my wife " Cool son , can i play too

[@brageok]

Father i cannot click the book

[@mcarave]

@@brageok Father why can't I "like and subscribe" to this book

[@irgendwer3610]

Boomers be like "HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I HATE MY WIFE"

[@irgendwer3610]

@花 Ok Boomer

[@irgendwer3610]

@花 man kann sich nie davon erholen, es ist zu viel

[@MikuFan3931]

20:31 When it’s monday morning.

[@olivesouch6423]

AVGN:

[@YassineTorchani-dc2cm]

Why

[@ya-kiri794]

​​@@YassineTorchani-dc2cmWhat do you mean, why? Because no one likes Mondays, especially if they have school or work. Also, it's the beginning of the week.

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

1:51 “If you see those men, let me know.”

[@mathewakad2861]

Ah nothing better than bingeing on AVGN episodes at 4am

[@emelielager5453]

James's acting in the intro gives me chills!! 💓🙌

[@busterschannel4794]

The only great Schwarzenegger game was contra.

[@Vulpine_Cloaker]

Soon as I can I plan on making a rom hack of contra in the style of terminator 2.

[@Small_Chungus]

@@Vulpine_Cloaker any updates on that hack?

[@Vulpine_Cloaker]

@@Small_Chungus had to abandon the project, my only computer has been terminated.

[@Small_Chungus]

@@Vulpine_Cloaker sorry to hear that man :(

[@cobalt7248]

Best Schwarzenegger and Stalone game!

[@saharayang9312]

13:47 AVGN predicted Prey

[@iiViridis]

8:22 SKELETON HUMPING

[@tobythedog7478]

The idea of the nerd being a sexual t-rex

[@gamingdemon12]

Ronald Reaner fan art?

[@hansweiss469]

Uh... NO!

[@MrTheedarkhorse]

Does say fuck a lot

[@blitheringrando1410]

He likes to play with his superscope ;-)

[@ericrolston1836]

Carrion eater?

[@paul1780]

That intro with the terminator theme vibe spliced in is so EPIC.

[@cinemassacre...1]

Hit me up immediately 🎁🎁☝️

[@bigpapaonions4061]

18:15.....that face is priceless!!!!!!! Im dead 💀

[@DJSpaceRetrotunes]

James you 're right about the game "Conan". It's not based on the movie. When I saw it I said "hey.. I 've played that game before on my Commodore 64". The game called "MYTH". Check it out!

[@MarJay1980]

I saw that, and realised it looks like a terrible version of the CD32 version of 'Myth'. in Myth the sequence of cutting down the skeleton and then using the trident on the Chimera as it follows real mythology, albeit in a very vague way. I never knew there was a C64 version!

[@CharlyGoMez27]

Press Up to Jump? What is this? Super smash bros?

[@monchete9934]

+Enrique Delgado Street Fighter does that too

[@unsettledswine2566]

And Mortal Kombat

[@Power2315]

+Enrique Delgado Pressing up to jump is common in fighting games, because you're in 2D, on 1 screen, jumping is just one of the 3 directions you can go. Platforming games on the other hand requires precise jumps, when you press up, you let go of your left/right direction and lose momentum, you have less control over your jump, this is basic game mechanics (btw you can have an "up" jump that is well integrated to the level design, like in prince of persia).

[@anthonynguyen4088]

+Enrique Delgado *Cough* Y and X *Cough*

[@Diabolo2014]

+Enrique Delgado eeeee everyone that I Know change the up to jump, its really easy to do. My god this people.

[@michaelknight2753]

The Predator game looks like you are playing as Bret Heart 😎😂

[@gianmallete6281]

😂

[@thebitgamer2425]

Hart*

[@themadrapper101]

The Best there is, The Best there was and The Best there ever will be 🇨🇦❤

[@AmbitousStylez]

Lol just because he wears pink

[@Neko.091]

The Nerd looking happy is so very wholesome to me for some reason.

[@frederica8888]

I have watched This an unhealthy number of times

[@ScarA]

Same with every AVGN episode here.

[@chrisschuschu720]

they def. are healthy, because they make you laugh. :-) I can´t get enough of this :-) Because I´m from the Atari and NES- Era, too. LOL

[@goliath4802]

Qq

[@omegarugal9283]

i watch avgn every night..

[@wyomingwindage135]

every day.every night.every year

[@Kleavers]

21:37 One of the best things ever.

[@jardahala9633]

THE "CONAN" is actually direct ripoff of game called MYTH: HISTORY IN THE MAKING from COMMODORE64. Only the sprite of main character is different.

[@thesmilingvagrants]

So it's really a commodore 64 game. No wonder it's so exceptionally shitty.

[@AllGamingStarred]

@@thesmilingvagrants no wonder you got no likes. the C64 doesn't suck, your opinion is invalid and gamers everywhere disagree with you

[@thesmilingvagrants]

@@AllGamingStarred Imagine defending the commodore 64 on a youtube comment

[@Wflash00]

The shit you find when you scroll through the comments

[@bom6330]

@@Wflash00 isn't technology amazing?

[@Noah-vm7yl]

If I ever want a mindfuck I go back to these AVGN episodes and realize they’re a decade old and yet they feel like they’re still new episodes.

[@robinmiersch1451]

"How could bubbles kill you?" Remember that there are also bubbles in Jabu Jabu's Belly in Zelda OOT wich do damage to you. So the predetor is in Jabu Jabu's Belly there?!

[@thepeskyone]

And zelda 2

[@Benjamonnn]

That “NO!” at 16:28 lol

[@poppatang4216]

Thank you James. I couldn’t imagine my life without AVGN. Keep it up!!

[@TheKilroyman]

I want a full version of this episode's opening theme!

[@3037795]

20:18 It was at this moment that AVGN knew.....he would go Super Saiyan!!

[@jarkspore]

Perhaps one day: Dragonball Games?

[@thedragonofdismashq]

If I'm honest, that is how I would feel if I accidentally started a new game when Im half way through

[@Logan-xo9uc]

fun fact. Conan for NES is a reskinned commodore game.

[@WH250398]

Jontron?

[@Logan-xo9uc]

WH250398 ECH.

[@dariorusso7408]

Myth from System 3. Which is not bugged.

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m Back Total Recall (1990) Rated R The Terminator (1984) Rated R Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) Rated R Last Action Hero (1993) Rated PG-13 Conan The Barbarian (1982) Rated R Commando (1985) Rated R Predator (1987) Rated R

[@XX-121]

it's "i'll be back"

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

No It’s I’m Back trance dj Put That Cookie Down Now

[@K3ntucky123]

Kinder garten cop

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

There Is No Kindergarten Cop Now It’s Movie Based Game On Rated PG-13 And Rated R

[@JStarke2490]

@@XX-121 arnie did say 'I'm Back in Terminator 3 though

[@mofoblitz7482]

2:40 CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE

[@VK4502B]

"I'm so fucking mad, I could take a chainsaw to a fucking baby's neck right now!" :D

[@VK4502B]

L0ST S0UL :D

[@VK4502B]

L0ST S0UL 8D

[@VK4502B]

L0ST S0UL DO IT! :D

[@VK4502B]

L0ST S0UL YES!!!!!!!!

[@Rusticabcd]

+L0ST S0UL it's your turn. *Holds chainsaw gun*

[@jackmcdonald8355]

dude. I need your game cave

[@failedstates5315]

"Your mother your father your uncle your uncle!" 🤣

[@MrDoddi1984]

"Then the Predator isn't really a Predator. It's Prey" So that's how Netflix got the title for the 2022 prequel!!!

[@benrobson3442]

it's on Disney+ and Hulu.

[@anothga]

4:19 I just love how he looks like he wants to say "The fuck is wrong with you?"

[@kvndreamteam]

9:17 Who presses "down" to jump? Yes, it's stupid in the sense of playing a video game; but in real life, wouldn't you squat before you jump up? I don't know, I guess that's where this awkward game control came from.

[@cygnusprime6728]

@MGTOW Hermit could you imagine playing Mario with down then up as the input for jumping?

[@gst013]

You bend your legs a little bit, but if you squat before you jump up, you're either a frog or you're doing jumping entirely wrong 😂

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@gst013 tell that to NBA players and gymnasts. The deeper your squat, the higher the vertical jump, afterwards. It's just basic physics.

[@gst013]

@@RabblesTheBinx yea, no...if that were true, humans would squat and jump like cats or frogs do. Dynamic tension has a point of lesser returns in humans. We don't have haunches that allow us to spring up the way those kinds of animals do from a squat.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@gst013 right, go do a standing back tuck without a full squat (90° angle at the knees). I'll wait.

[@elinlaverde]

21:25 that was the fastest f bombs I've heard in my entire life

[@imnothungry5463]

6:27 That's the same kick in Wayne's world

[@charliebucket53]

lol i don't even play videogames and i just watch these videos kuz this guy is fucking hilarious

[@TheCooderix]

One of the steps of being a avgn fan. Or atleast liking him!

[@edgarallenpoe8380]

3:37 obviously you haven't played Takeshi's challenge

[@pinkguy3920]

Lol that shit was hilarious

[@SecretAgentJonathon]

I really want to see the nerd play that game. I can just imagine all the rage, it'd certainly make for an entertaining episode.

[@blakesmith1949]

jontron

[@Bluesit32]

Edgar Allen Poe More like Takeshi's Mockery of all Things Sane. There is, however...a code. A code that, if entered while your character is kicking his final kicks on the ground, you can go back to full health and eliminate the threat the street punks and such can cause you. Of course, it won't save you...nothing will...

[@NDOhioan]

You can literally murder your wife and children! Literally murder your children. I think I need to repeat that: Literally murder your children.

[@heavyweaponsguy470]

i like how this episode is just old school avgn with a better camera

[@annenoname3442]

3:57 - "How did you find me?" *Puts on hat*

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

But no one made a game out of his "best" movie, Jingle All the Way. "Put that cookie down! Now!"

[@guy1091]

Coming back to this episode it’s really easy to tell that the Nerd is a true nerd. Only he would finish his homework on a Friday.

[@Luke-xi2pq]

"I'm so mad right now I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck!", Lmao, AVGN is awesome!

[@LifeWithTailS]

Luke Milbocker kick a baby pony

[@zombies4evadude24]

Luke Milbocker ikr 😂😂😂

[@Luke-xi2pq]

@Zamza by awesome, I meant hilarious, not actual cruelness. I thought that was implied.

[@zombies4evadude24]

2:14 Glory Holes...

[@r.j.j.o]

GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!

[@WH250398]

YOU'RE FIRED

[@hellfire7592]

R.J.J. O If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[@daforbe]

I'LL BE BACK

[@acethegray]

ASTA LA VISTA...BABY! ASTA LA BABY...VISTA! VISTA LA ASTA LA BABY LA VISTA!

[@vpajuluoma]

R.J.J. O GET DOUWN!

[@Hedgehog_Ninja]

Man, im so jealous of his toaster nes.

[@majorehh]

His friend built it, you could probably buy it.

[@Thepunisher90thGaming]

That would be sweet, to buy it. For a decent price

[@majorehh]

Stricken 7th eh, £50 is a good price since amazon has NES for 70 pounds.

[@RoseSupreme]

21:11 Underrated quote.

[@lloydnicholls1439]

I remember playing Terminator 2 and thinking, "This must be the best game ever made! I am witnessing the apex, it just isn't fathomable that any kind of improvement in game design technology can possibly exist."

[@thema1998]

Are you being serious? 🤨

[@claudiasolomon1123]

@@thema1998 I also wish to know if he's serious.

[@24got10]

@@claudiasolomon1123 me too, we might never know....trolling by exellence

[@MR-dr5nc]

21:39 "I'm not FFFFFFFFuckin arrrrooooooound." This has become a part of my lingo since this video came out lol

[@pikakid98]

fun fact: the Conan NES game is actually a reskin of a commodore 64 game called "Myth: History In The Making" which has one of the most awesome loader songs ever

[@Vamptonius]

Last Action Hero had to be completely redone because Arnie demanded no guns or he wouldn't let them use his name.

[@Lordofthewastelsnd420]

I love the Nintendo toaster ❤️

[@internetpapaya1454]

Me too