Matt Endures Animal Soccer World

[@Setsuzoku]

>starts the video sloshed Appropriate

[@jesusfreak777ize]

It would be sick if during the soccer game, the animation transformed into super nice looking anime with anthropomorphic furries playing soccer, but with the same voice acting. Then goes back to the shitty animation after the game

[@dephonnelzy5536]

SavingThemLost. If only!

[@Drbeckerproductions]

It can. Someone just needs to make the edit.

[@WakoDoodle]

well "bedknobs and broomsticks" has a nicely animated animal soccer match. It's not anime but disney is close enough.

[@CoffeeFruits-World]

I’d pay money to see that!

[@GenerationWest]

I don't- I don't understand.

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Nor do you want to.

[@tailedgates9]

There's no reason to do that.

[@Drbeckerproductions]

If it makes anymore sense, this was made by the same people who brought us that shitty dinosaur movie the "Yee" meme is from.

[@spookhyskeleton]

I don't know what to do with this.

[@ratking1608]

(Bizarre whistling noise)

[@adams9446]

That walking theme is the best thing in the history of anything. Thank you Caddicarus for introducing me to this monstrosity, and thank you Matt for enduring this. It's so bad it's brilliant.

[@stephenroberts7554]

The emergency duck as caddy calls it made me laugh so hard that it was worth it for that alone 😂

[@dnmstarsi]

And I'd like to thank Phelous for constantly covering this franchise.

[@Ohmygodiamonfire]

200,000 years of evolution, and this movie is what we have to show for it.

[@RustyKnight94]

“Go back. I want to be monkey.”

[@-TPLT]

It's such a treat to see different KZbin personas watch this from person to person because every new person added to the Animal Soccer World pile provides such fresh perspectives on this animal soccer rip-off time.

[@SkyFeline]

Tiny Dalmatian: "Okay, well you're small but probably fast you're in." Krommel or whatever the fuck weinerdog's name is, roughly the same size or bigger than Dalmatian boye: "WHAT NO WAY DUDE YOU'RE WAY TOO SMALL." This lore doesn't match up.

[@GlassbrainZ]

Krommel doesn't have the racial speed bonus for being a Dalmatian, a duh.

[@WillieManga]

Apparently Krummel is a cocker spaniel. And the same dog from Dalmatians 2.

[@MeAuntieNora]

Don't worry guys, this is definitely just a fever dream.

[@zomboids2100]

A fever dream induced by a man who lives on a creepy sex dungeon farm. No one knows what lies beneath, just that none have ever returned from its depths.

[@mkatapodis2]

I remember reading a comment about the never ending drum beat in the background and now I can't not notice it.

[@RioGascar]

mkatapodis2 ...god damnit now i cant either. the curse spreads

[@hamburgermiam]

Fuck, thank god I read your comment after watching the video...

[@WakoDoodle]

someone is playing age of empires and refuses to turn the sound down; so they recorded it.

[@joshuawickens8218]

Doggo: Become Hoooman - A David Cage short.

[@zomboids2100]

Joshua Wickens *The sadness trilogy continues*

[@ShikiHisashi]

Aww Matt! You didn't have to suffer the cursed Dingo Pictures but thank you for your suffering.

[@nicholasdevereaux5684]

Tipsy Matt=Best Matt

[@RuliJuega]

I liked Matt's sincere surprise when he saw Bambi: "BAMBI?!"

[@convolutedclarity]

Why is there a group of ducks clad in s&m gear carrying around baseball bats?

[@zomboids2100]

Clueless Stoner Devoted followers of lord plaugeus the gripes.

[@Andromeda14161]

Because you're in the wrong neighborhood, mate.

[@PapaJoJ]

hooligeese

[@nondude22]

Well fuck, this made me unsubscribe from super bunny hop. More than once

[@mynameisozymandias7150]

Why?

[@anthonyzaragoza915]

So when does the kickstarter for "every frame of animal soccer world redrawn by plague of gripes" start?

[@MaskOfLimbo]

Anthony Zaragoza ... Not gonna lie, this is actually a amazing idea! :O It would be even cooler if Plague made his own version of thiz. Just imagine the possibilities :D

[@sandmasterflex]

I had no clue animal soccer had so much thuggery going on

[@AwesomePolarBear]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@xouptvey]

the never ending drum beat in the background is legit giving me a panic attack

[@zeemod1556]

Just a reminder that this is *our* fault

[@zomboids2100]

Zeemod155 Do you think God fears this horrifying creation we bought about?

[@jiin6]

i still blame quality control

[@YorkJonhson]

"Do you feel like a hero yet?"

[@metaljacket8128]

Light Fox No, but I think it's the reason why he has punished humanity in the past. We just never learn; this game is proof.

[@jurriaanb3879]

Oh no, why is that song in dutch?? Did Woolie bring this with him from Amsterdam? Is my country responsible for this...Did i make this???

[@DoctorWarlock_]

damn I'd like to see more of drunk commentary with Matt and friends on the Criterion Collection-worthy masterpieces from Dingo Pictures. I could watch this all day lol

[@Kamapixel]

Geez, this looks like a South Park joke lol

[@SamHintz]

This makes CDI Zelda look like a masterpiece.

[@larscarvalho5323]

MAH BOI, DIS PEAS IS WAT ALL TRUUU WARRIORS TRIVE FOR

[@tytymc7422]

that nurse duck looks like it knows something bad is gonna happen to her any second

[@bushball333]

Holy shit. If you look in related videos, some one has uploaded "Animal Soccer World" in reverse. It's just as coherent.

[@chaffXgrenade]

I can practically hear Matt's brain cells throwing themselves into the Recycle Bin as the video goes on. help him

[@lzrbck]

Yee

[@metalmugen]

*YEEING INTENSIFIES*

[@bigoudi07]

Yeet

[@caspiancazwisher5964]

Man. I thought I was DONE with Dingo pictures and their """"""quality"""""". As soon as I saw evil incarnate aka Wabuu I just strapped on in. Matt, bless you for suffering through this.

[@thelordoflemonz]

Good old Dingo Pictures. With special appearance by Wabu the Raccoon

[@edgeyberzerker]

Accursed Dingo Pictures!

[@ngmajora6986]

Matt you shouldn't have.....no really you REALLY shouldn't have

[@QuebeccPower]

IMDb User Review : A Magnificent Spectacle 10/10 10 April 2017 | by Svend_Sorensen I'm having problems wrapping my head around animal soccer world. I mean, you could just ask for drug money the old fashioned way via telephone or panhandling on the streets, but why not make desperate art out of it? It's a new one, I'll give em that, and it's actually a pretty creative way to heckle people, so that's well, something. I give the dingo pictures team props for convincing themselves that they're functioning addicts but their works will sure as damn hell prove otherwise. I at least hope they paid that poor Spanish immigrant who voiced all of their bastardized characters, or at least bought him dinner or something. He did not deserve any of this & I refuse to demonize him. Hes probably an OK person. I wouldn't know. I don't know him personally. What I do know is that he's a tremendously shitty actor, so if he thought dingo pictures was some sort of a gateway to a Hollywood breakthrough, then, boy, was he in for one hell of a surprise. As a matter of fact, I actually pity this fellow, largely because I have a sneaking suspicion that he may have been randomly kidnapped by the producers from a local Walmart & forced at gun point to provide the voices for the entire cast of sloppily traced animals. This poor fellow is the reason I gave this movie a measly one star, even though I shouldn't have given it anything, but I reckon he's in a state of unfathomable, eternal embarrassment. As for the plot of the movie, it just makes no frigging sense. Poorly animated Animals play soccer. And that's what they do. Play soccer & talk about random, half butted nonsense. The only way this horse crap would even be considered remotely acceptable is if a toddler made it. However, seeing that two grown, fully developed adults are actually behind this instead of a small child, I can automatically deduce that they are either inept or crooked or both.

[@buffdrinkslot]

Ah good ol Dingo Pictures, Caddicarus you have showed me the light years ago in the bottom of the barrel. Now I'm here again thanks Matt 😄

[@shinmiroku]

Wow, never thought I would see this again after Retsupurae.

[@RayManiac90]

Studio Ghibli? Disney? Dreamworks? Aardman? Pixar? No man the future of animation is Dingo Pictures, look at those great animation and character designs, the voice acting is fantastic and the stories are so professionals and deeps

[@Penncentral-vr6mg]

Looks like something the former soviet propaganda department turned game company would make

[@robfriedrich2822]

Ludwig Ickert and his wife are dead, so this attempt to fool grandparents and prank children has no future. The English dub adds different music, that doesn't match, the percussion loop all the time plus some other music. Okay, Brazilian Asulylum may exist.

[@robfriedrich2822]

I won't claim the speakers never made the attempt to learn acting, but the teachers gave up. They have so much accent, that I as non native speaker notice it. All the time jungle drums plus sometimes the jew harp / ocarina loop.

[@robfriedrich2822]

21:40 The monkeys sits strange, the reason is, they recycled it from other movies, where they sit on a tree and talk with each other.

[@grenadier42]

Wow, the Tails Gets Trolled guy's really moving up in the world

[@jordanetherington1922]

I love the classic saying "that's what happens when you give a dog a flute"

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Kemono Friends, Season 2 lookin' real good!

[@gswarriors1439]

Thank you for going through all of its 30mins funny as always man

[@WileyCylas]

Why doesn’t this have over 100000 views???!! This is some very high quality reviewing of some very low quality shit

[@RubyRoks]

I will never not find this hell amusing

[@matthorseirons6791]

"Most of the fake Wabuus are SOOOOO shtoopiiiid!!!" - Wabuu the raccoon

[@pal-of-pals]

"Can you make juice for us?" Honey, we're going to need more than that to endure this.

[@FallinRobyn]

No joke, sometime before or after this was uploaded, a thunderstorm broke outside my place. It's like both The Baz & nature itself are roaring in laughter at this incompetent animation.

[@brokencompass3813]

"Remember guys, we need to subtitle everything." "Are you sure? The voices are terrible but they don't need..." "NO, EVERYTHING!! And I dont care how good they are!!"

[@AdmiralBetas]

Also, what has that nurse at 3:52 seen? Is/was she a war medic?

[@darylsummers3338]

Seriously, she looks like she's seen some shit. The kind of shit you never truly escape. It's there, happening at all times, a horror no one else can see...but she sees it. She's seen it so many times, it's etched into her memory, it's become the norm for her to the point that she no longer responds to it. The doctors keep wondering where all the morphine reserves go, but she's too clever for them. It's the only thing that helps her forget the atrocities...to make them fade, for just one hour, so she can have peace.

[@ufofighter16]

Matt getting in some extra Detroit prep on his own channel, even going as far as to make his own terrible games, like Woolie and Scrublords

[@mileidyclass]

I want more videos like this from Matt.

[@MattMcMuscles]

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[@mileidyclass]

@@MattMcMuscles Thank you, Matt. 🙂

[@derekstronf1837]

Might as well do a bit of suffering for everyone's sins here

[@BurtonRadons]

This is one of like... probably dozens of these things (I think the mice ones are the best). I wish we had like an Animal World playset where we could put the characters down, have them move around in the backgrounds, lipsynch, make whole plays.

[@mkane368]

Anybody else notice that the lead Wild Dog kinda sounds like Strong Bad?

[@Cerospace]

I need more drunk Matt doing commentary over Dingo Pictures cartoons.

[@stenzel27]

19:00. Uncontrollable laughter.

[@SpectralSlugger]

I think I've seen someone watch each and every one of these Matt - Animal soccer world Caddicarus - Peter pan, dalmations 3, pinnochio Jontron - snow white and the 7 clever boys

[@CG-un3dh]

Like...I don't even know what to say right now, Matt. I watched this entire thing mouth agape, feeling like I had fallen into the dream of a morphine addict that's moments away from ODing.

[@Roidgy]

fuck i need matts reaction on that singing raccoons animation

[@roberttysec4122]

A few things: 1) when those pigs were walking to the field, the pig behind the pig walking on its hind legs is going to be eating that hind legs pig’s butt; and 2) screw the foul with the panther the damn alligator was DRIBBLING THE BALL WITH HIS HANDS; and 3) I want Matt and Uncle Derek from SSFF to get drunk together and watch the other animations from this studio.

[@2git2theotherside]

Im so confused but so intrigued. All hail Animal Soccer World, Krummer is our new puppy overlord.

[@DeadBoneJones]

A Dingo Pictures video? MUH GOD!

[@xooiid]

"Hi guys, I've had something to drink..." That explains it.

[@bunkerzero]

Yo Matt you should check phelous channel! He checks almost every dingo pictures flick and then some! We got scene interrupting bear! King MAH GAWD!!! Janis And WABU!!! ("this game is so stuuuuupid heh heh heh")

[@FunsizeFelicia13]

Francisco Carlos I was just thinking that lol

[@palindrome3249]

Why........ can’t I stop watching?

[@xombiegriffin]

I feel for you on a spiritual level, Matt.

[@bobobobo568]

I was taking a bong rip when Matt apologized to everyone watching while high.Thank you Matt.

[@robfriedrich2822]

You're not the target group, you aren't a Dingo.

[@Arkv01]

whatever casper mattresses paid you guys, it can't be enough. Every bed in my house is sweet, comfy memory foam now

[@Mother3pla3r]

Thank you for starting my work day off as broken as possible matt

[@Sarged40]

We need the whole crew together for a Dingo Pictures Let's Watch.

[@PhilJoeO]

Is the music real? Does the game actually have this over intense music for every scene?

[@hbryster96]

PhilJoeO yes

[@WakoDoodle]

why do i hear boss music? *animal soccer* : I AM THE BOSS MUSIC!

[@lozo1006]

Matt doing what best friends can't. Hopefully we can get Peter Pan eventually too.

[@Requiexat]

I'm having a stroke, but I think that's what the creators intended

[@7ha70n3guy]

This was gold, Matt.

[@schlamuffenimperator9460]

Everytimy I see Henry the Bird, I hear Phelous singing the Inspector Gadget theme of Inspector Birdhole.

[@squeegeewing]

I honestly thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when I saw this in my subscription feed.

[@timmer919hep]

I have seen the top of the mountain...and it is good...

[@superstarthomas]

I remember Phelan Porteous (phelous) did a whole bunch of videos on these made by Dingo Pictures.

[@CoffeeFruits-World]

Thank you for turning the subtitles, mate.

[@jorgamund07]

Why is there 30 minutes of low budge Metal Gear Solid music for a freaking animal soccer match?

[@LordQuadros]

The Room had some nice panoramic shots of San Francisco and a relatively memorable theme song. Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa had decent voice acting in some places. I think... this is the first thing I've seen that sucks on literally every level.

[@coltonlong2223]

Holy shit, what are these subtitles. 6:14 , in two weeks, THE SUCC GAME OF ALL TIME WILL TAKE PLACE. Who wrote this script, plague?

[@MantraMan2077]

Colton Long I think Matt actually edited the subtitles in himself, since this game couldn't even provide _that._

[@eatermon]

Adrian The Vulture Check the description. Credits to the subber are there.

[@colinr0380]

The subtitles are the crowning touch to the animation. It is as if they are trying to make some sense of the script too!

[@ryanhanson1787]

The. Greatest. Thing. In Da World.

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Now you must still survive, *TROLLAND!!!*

[@ClockWorkKairi]

Awso no Uta plays in the background. The sequel to Devilman no Uta.

[@Strifekun]

Thank you so much for your suffering. I really needed a laugh today!

[@welshbro10]

I can endure it the only question how much of your own sanity will have you left when watching this

[@veggiemonster100]

Not sure what the hell an Elf Meter is but that hippo's sign said it.

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

There is an undescribable chaos

[@RKNELIAS]

"Krummer you can´t play you are too little" "GIDDY UP!"

[@spinningchurro]

Thank you for this Matt

[@Tea-Stance]

I'm convinced that the voice actor wasn't given a script and was told to improvise. Combine that with English possibly not being their first language would explain a few things.

[@Iceteague1]

I waited for this moment to happen at one point!

[@tailedgates9]

"YES!!!" Is the pelecun just Bacchus from Yakuza 0? Also, Matt, thanks for sharing this. Holy shit.

[@oblivious8868]

11:48 This is there to wake up anyone who's fallen asleep.

[@thekingofprussia7]

This is a drunken blessing.

[@jteauu]

Thank you for this Mat, got some weird deja-vu from this shit

[@Playzon]

Wow. That effort at animation.

[@Gallon]

Why did I love this so much!! XD

[@AdmiralBetas]

Did I slip up on one of ImmaVegeta's foreign dub videos

[@tailedgates9]

THE LEGENDARY SPACE WARRIOR

[@CGB_Crash]

WHAT AN EXCITEMENT!