Matt Gaetz Withdraws as Trump's Attorney General Nominee

[@miscsasi6320]

Gaetz was so close to becoming Attorney General, but there was a minor issue...

[@charlesking5328]

😂😅

[@goodtroublemaker143]

“Yoink” 🦝

[@leward7788]

good one!

[@micahhawkins8233]

ugh.. fine take my like..

[@taylorkeane2295]

LMFAO !!!

[@kelst75]

You left out the part where Trump says, "Whether you like it or not." at the end of his speech about women's freedom. Says it all, really.

[@haremking7256]

womp womp

[@SerendipityChild]

It's story book morality. The prince never asks the princess.

[@takingbacktheplanet]

"you will be protected ... *AND I WILL BE YOUR PROTECTOR*." that's pretty creepy bro 👀couldn't you just leave it at "you will be protected"? well, of course not :)

[@SerendipityChild]

@takingbacktheplanet he's a mobster. He used the same line on NATO

[@spiceyhotpot]

Well he is, and always has been, a creep

[@ermanvis7642]

"No more working from home, as it leads to less traffic congestion and less fossil fuel being needlessly burned. Now, if you need us you can reach us at the golf course."

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

OMFG do I miss covid-era traffic, or lack thereof.

[@MAHARLIKATRANSPORTATION]

You’re not losing it, too many of us are right there with you ❤

[@UltimatelyBL]

Absolutely true!!

[@elyshadawson7517]

💯 ‼️❤

[@blancheknox4171]

You're our saving grace. I don't know how else we will get through the next 4 years. Love to all.💜

[@haremking7256]

lk u did 8 yrs ago

[@dietotaku]

CORRECTION: the next 4 years _at least_

[@conniedeem4383]

​@@dietotakuthat will only happen if they try to overthrow the government, again. He only gets two terms. Together or split but still only 2 terms. I am sure that the ones that sold their votes/souls for eggs will be crying to come back to sanity and we are going to laugh. .

[@karld884]

​@@dietotakuCorrection's correction: The next four years at the very MOST.

[@queenbee9505]

Lmao that you think it will just be 4 years

[@fasillimerick7394]

Also, does anyone else see the irony of The Office of Government Efficiency having two people doing the same job?

[@Ligivb]

And both are incompetent. I wonder how long it will be before they turn on each other.

[@djenkins555]

​@Ligivb you people get your information from a formulaic late night dnc shill who masquerades as a comedian. That's what is really amazingly stupid.

[@richardcraniumXLVII]

nah ... typical government "efficiency" ... gotta have someone watch the office while the other one is snorting cocaine

[@CatLady2024-u9e]

He is not in congress and not a nominee for a government position, so when will legal charges be brought against him?

[@Smw006]

You have a really optimistic view of things...

[@mikedown1250]

Never, it's Dumberica

[@youtubecommenter-on9kd]

Probably wise to wait until Trump can pardon him(?)

[@tcg4111]

I'm almost 100% certain that Gaetz only asked trump to TEMPORARILY nominate him so he'd have an excuse to resign from Congress without looking guilty of doing it only to keep the House Ethics committee from releasing their report on him...

[@elwoodpdowd-bp3mt]

Supposedly his buddy and convicted co-creeper Greenberg was not considered a credible witness although he was convicted of the same stuff ... sex trafficking, drugs, paying for sew .. as Gaetz

[@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left]

The only reason Trump wants women to be free is because he is sick of having to pay them.

[@stansmith8206]

And yet Trump was re-elected and won every swing State. Can't you think of better Trump jokes?

[@halofreak644]

Stan has no humor

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

@@stansmith8206 I think you just nailed the best Trump joke of all...and the joke is on America.

[@BenDover-dl2pl]

@@stansmith8206 Stolen election. Rigged. Blah blah blah

[@Taylor-vz4ot]

​@@stansmith8206that joke would be about the education level of voters, not Trump.

[@andewgeeves]

Seth is unhinged today and I’m here for it

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

I'm now unhinged every day, and who's here for me?? late nights, all around

[@0anaMckinney-g5f]

"No more working from home, as it causes less road congestion and wastes less fossil fuel. Now, if you need us, you can find us on the golf course."

[@newyawkgiants5877]

2nd this-I’ve said the same thing about traffic,possibly the employee can save on gas/less miles can lower your car insurance? My son was going to a charter school that he doesn’t have to go everyday,they can tell if he just opened the site-idle or how much he did. And they brought it up to Congress and big oil owned Boebert was a mouthpiece against work at home. There are some people that don’t have common sense-weigh the pros and cons-pros out number the cons

[@kait6994]

Also, as Elizabeth Warren said, it makes TOTAL sense to have a department focused on government economic efficiency be run by TWO people. Two doing the job of one. Makes total sense. 🙄

[@nickvang7]

Bot

[@chr1s83]

I sit in the worse traffic to/from DC. Going mostly 0-20 mph for 25 miles. So much extra polution. And the more people you have coming into work, the higher overhead and utility costs for the buildings. So dumb.

[@clairessabrumett7878]

@@newyawkgiants5877don’t forget that boobert was investigated when she first got elected bc she claimed she had driven something like 50,000+ miles and used it as a campaign charge or some such nonsense.

[@ICE-je9cz]

The menendez brothers are too normal to be on trumps cabinet

[@firstlast6796]

they also murdered a diddler. I think that would make trump and geatz a little uncomfortable lol

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

@@firstlast6796 😂😂😂😂

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

​@@firstlast6796they're also gun enthusiasts whose killed a hispanic man in self-defense... it's a tough call

[@Marvinmartion]

I bet trump is giving them serious consideration!

[@kathyclarke6327]

@@AbsurdlyGeeky. Good Argument😂

[@LaCheshireChat]

WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THIS GEATZGATE?????

[@Taphfy]

Have you tried to say that?

[@TJfromEarth]

because this is too easy and hackey of a joke and frantically typing it in all caps doesnt make anyone believe its original or innovative?

[@howlalongwithspot6785]

If he lasted more than 8 days it may have come up.

[@lazurusknight2724]

Because Water Gaetz rolls off the tongue better

[@nickv1212]

Cause his name is already Matt Gaetz. Just say his name.

[@pmcallister]

Sex with a 17-year-old is not an “encounter.” It’s rape. And she’s not a “woman,” she’s a child.

[@NeovanGoth]

17-years-olds are allowed to drive a car, join the army, or get a job. Not exactly what I would call "child". ;)

[@TangoDelta8111]

A 17 yr old is Not a child, however also not yet an adult. But I share your outrage!

[@EdwardLindon]

It's not considered rape in almost any European country. That's not because we're morally backward. American attitudes to sex just seem a bit puritanical and extreme to us, which is weird, given the size and extent of your sex industry. Sex itself, as opposed to sexual assault and coercion etc, is just not that big a deal in Europe. We watch your comedies where the dad agonizes over whether his daughter is having sex, and we find them quite creepy. And our rates of teenage pregnancy are generally much lower (like 2-7 times).

[@NancyPark-oq3ky]

@ 17 one is not an adult. I remember being 17. How old is Gaetz???? Don't you think he is taking advantage of a youth. It's not two 17 yr olds. Young people are intimidated by older people of even a few years. It's not equals, it's a very mature adult & a minor child AND Statutory Rape. Morally disgusting!!

[@ontheruntonowhere]

@@EdwardLindon In other words, you're fine with Gaetz paying a 17yo to have sex and do drugs with him. Got it.

[@pcarri5857]

Seth and his team providing better news coverage than the actual news ❤(that Gaetz sequence of events should be damming)

[@carolstedry4737]

I actually like when you guys mess up! Makes it that much more real and relatable.

[@greenermusings161]

Walmart has a delivery app, so you don't have to go to the store stoned. Or so I'm told by a stoner. Which is totally not me.

[@SquirrelNebula]

🤨🤔🤷‍♀️☺️

[@waz207]

Yeah…problem is with how stoned you gotta be to try it…you’ll forget you ordered it, then get freaked out when the delivery guy randomly brings you Mac & Cheese… …or so I’ve heard from my stoner friend, who is definitely not me 👀

[@jademorgan4325]

This comment section is great😂😂😂

[@ruthjohanne9259]

That’s less than a Scaramucci.

[@giuliettadeglispiriti7365]

Scaramucci is a good man

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@giuliettadeglispiriti7365that’s why he didn’t last in Trump 1

[@MidnightMiik]

The next 4 years are going to be so creepy.

[@Marychelle]

I think Trump only nominated him to give him an excuse to quit congress before the report came out.

[@Jay-is2jy]

Yep... it was a scam to bury the report.... everything he does is a scam

[@crow2724]

Yeah and Trump will now pardon him.

[@ec213]

But there was nothing stopping him quitting before? Not to mention this episode put a *lot* more attention on Gaetz's scandals than if it had just remained at "most detested congressman resigns."

[@andersandersen6295]

@@ec213 Had trump not nominated him they had released the report if he had quit or not.

[@leok7193]

That implies that Trump thinks more than one step at a time, which is patently false.

[@kolcs]

CORRECTION: it's pronounced KELTICS with a hard K when you refer to the actual people. Only the American usage of the word is pronounced with a C

[@tmg2315]

Beat me to it

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

OK jackals 😂

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

And they would've just been called the "Celts", "Celtic" is a term to describe the languages and cultures.

[@graemethompson6705]

Tell that to Glasgow Celtic supporters, I dare you!

[@mc76]

Joke

[@dee_dee_place]

DJT did find someone worse: Pam Bondi.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Aryan Prom Queen for AG? That tracks.

[@peternicholas2393]

Not worse.

[@Criff-n3z]

Unfortunately she is very corrupt as well

[@raradis]

I enjoy the way Seth is "losing" it lately.. it reminds me how good of an actor he is.. But I still miss Norm.. :)

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

love both more than myself, but of all the snl cast members over 50 years, they are legit probably the two worst at acting, c'mon, now

[@raradis]

@LateNightwithStudBuyers on a second thought.. I might go with you.. but somehow I still hold my ground. I miss Norm for Norm.. and Seth keeps reminding me of him.. And yes, they are the worst! :)

[@mr.pringle8466]

1 down, the rest of the administration to go.

[@pynn1000]

Pam Bondi will do as she's told, as Gaetz would have done.

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

C'mon Happy Meal and myocardial infarction.

[@Gildedmuse]

His first year he had a 90% turn over in staff. Maybe he's going for a personal record by starting early.

[@mrmoshpotato]

LOL! Yes.

[@felipeb.9321]

"You will be protected and I will be your protector" -- even though he's been perving on his own daughter, even filmed perving on his own daughter, since she was about 12 years old.

[@neebs929]

It's so glorious. I love you Seth, crew, even that mook Mikey da Shoe.

[@krp9555]

17 is not an adult

[@abbysc417]

Exactly. There’s no such thing as a 17 year old woman.

[@gailalbers1430]

neither is 20

[@trainingxtrish]

40 for males 😂

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

​@@abbysc417 lmfao ikr?

[@SerendipityChild]

Correct

[@pH-LIVE]

LOL the stoned at Wal-Mart impression was a bit too spot on 😂😶‍🌫

[@candersson65]

Agree…hilarious! As if he had walked in those shoes. 😂😂😂

[@NWPaul72]

Sorry, I can't find an associate when I'm sober, there's no way you're finding one when you're stoned.

[@Aliyah_666]

​@@NWPaul72Just wander a while 😂..you'll find what you need stoned or not lol.

[@smiller2044]

​@@NWPaul72😅

[@MabaseDrifter]

I'm not a woman, but can I get some of that 'no longer abandoned, lonely, in danger, in fear and anxiety'?

[@gailruby9664]

You can have mine , I don't like it

[@KackieJennedy]

I totally accepted that the word _"HEADline"_ was the sheer punchline of the BJ news. I'm not saying I loved it, but I accepted it.

[@kotronics_arts]

Who out there actually thinks that a man convicted of rape and sexual abuse has ANY PROBLEM with his cabinet members being charged with sexual crimes? He probably applauds their efforts.

[@stephaniejane6168]

I think he’s purposefully picking people he can control either because they’re spineless or he has something to blackmail them with, or both. With Gaetz he was getting both which is why he picked him so quickly.

[@icantollie]

Seth Meyers (and/or Sal Gentile) hit the nail on the head, using the same term that _The New York Times_ did -- Trump's strategy is to flood the zone, throw everyone he knows into the fray, let them sink or swim the same way he ran _The Apprentice,_ let those who wash out have their careers ruined while taking credit for those who pan out, all while not lifting a finger to actually help them himself. The exact opposite of Obama, who had every nominee's back, and where every single person who served in his Administration used that experience as a launchpad for highly successful careers after his Administration

[@brianwalker4286]

great monologue

[@jeepdude7359]

The title should be “Matt Gaetz Pulls Out of Trumps AG”

[@Lowlandlord]

Don't be silly, Trumps AG isn't underage.

[@jeepdude7359]

@ Sorry, that should be Giant Ass. 🙄

[@smiller2044]

Oh that's gooood 😅 @jeepdude7359

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

JD Vance has eyes deader than a Victorian porcelain doll.

[@rvdb7363]

Thank you for that mental image. How am I supposed to sleep now?

[@NobodyC13]

Nah, that's Stephen Miller. The only human being? on this earth that can evoke the Uncanny Valley.

[@pazz6708]

No, Stephen Miller looks like Nosferatu's illegitimate child.

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@pazz6708I have no idea who Nosferatu is and I still found this funny.

[@pazz6708]

@goodtroublemaker143 Just Google an image of Nosferatu, and you'll see what I mean. 😄

[@franziskaborn1515]

The shampoo commercial is priceless!! Thank you, Seth and team, for getting us through these dark times!

[@EricSoetaert]

I cant believe trump is president again. What a awful thing it is

[@markstevenson6635]

2 months before that happens

[@MrsBurke-ly1kv]

me, too...

[@jackphillips4305]

You are anti American.

[@1028641]

​@@markstevenson6635Yes, anything can happen in 2 months, and I hope it does.

[@d.b.1176]

Not yet,..

[@MVIVN]

where is Vance anyway? I swear I haven't heard anything about that man since the election

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

Amen 🙏

[@MarcKloos]

Not missing him

[@EricSoetaert]

That's what vice presidents do lol. Hopefully he stays in a cave far away

[@mc76]

He's practicing for being VP.

[@sherinameless1618]

JD claimed he was hiking the Appalachian trail, but really ran off to France for a tryst with a chaise lounge.

[@daveroche6522]

Wonder why Gaetz' 'wife' hasn't been shoved in front of the cameras to offer, eh, "total confidence and support" in/for her, eh, 'husband'?

[@nevillehoward8736]

Because she's still finishing her homework?

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

One of his underage partners alleged there was "an adult woman" involved. Wild speculation go.

[@Marvinmartion]

Good point!

[@alanhutchins5916]

She's at the Divorce Attorneys just now ...

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

The creepiest thing is that she married him but then again maybe there's been a payment plan😂

[@chadweirick]

This might be the first time ol' Matt has pulled out of anything/one.

[@griseldadominguez8734]

So now that he has withdrawn, there's not going to be an investigation? Shouldn't it be the opposite?

[@rainsrt10]

Don’t let Trump fool you . He went with the most radical choice at first to make it seem the second one will be not bad.

[@bigcrazewolf]

This country's doink is gonna fall off.

[@davidg3944]

I thought it was to collect all the Richards in DC. Talk about "draining the swamp" - that's what Matt Gaetz calls it...

[@edvh88]

@@davidg3944that should have been on his payment memo… “drain my swamp”

[@mustelina]

I liked the making coffee at home as a miracle too

[@lesliewolfe7643]

Too bad Gaetz didn't withdraw from that 17 year old

[@BabsKaz]

Ewwwe!

[@Stoicisbetter]

🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

[@BigOrangeSnowman88]

oof

[@dave210yt]

you should find out how Hegseth "withdrew" and literally threw in the towel.

[@lyndas2767]

You mean Gaetz Senior?

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

May God Take Care of Trump Pslam 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his office"

[@2010bigfathen]

Lmfao where’s grim reaper when he’s needed hu?

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

President Vance will probably be at least as bad as Trump...

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

​@@2010bigfathen IDK. Probably still jamming with Bill & Ted.

[@gasser217]

@@2010bigfathen I AGREE!!!

[@adrianpillai6645]

You want President Vance?

[@nonamegonzalez5711]

AND FRIZZ. we hate the frizz. 😂

[@pm6693]

Matt Gaetz withdraws, a decision for which many young women, at the time, were exceedingly grateful...

[@Geekeric]

Seth doing a stoned guy is totally hilarious. Please more stoned guy.😏

[@canadaclaret]

You'd almost think that he has personal experience.

[@markmac2206]

theres a special tent at impressions camp.

[@Gildedmuse]

​@@markmac2206 All the counselors start there every morning for some reason

[@icantollie]

Seth please bring back high-asf Starbucks robot barista; that was my favorite impression of yours over your illustrious decade in late night thus far

[@Gildedmuse]

@@icantollie Why don't I remember this one? Oh, man, I feel like a failure of a jackal.

[@kellyroper5256]

What makes late night shows so good, is the production. The writers of course but, also Wally. When things go wrong on set and they keep it in, it's like an Easter egg.

[@truthhurts3524]

A few other reasons for the Venmo payments, “being awesome” “being my friend” 😂😂😂

[@sherinameless1618]

And "cartridges"???

[@truthhurts3524]

@ I must have overlooked that one when I seen “being my friend”. Hmmmm, considering it’s Gaetz, guessing “cartridges” would be those LeapFrog learning cartridges for his gf’s. 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

But what the heck are "Cartrages?" (Or was that "Outrages?" It's kind of hard to read.)

[@truthhurts3524]

Maybe “cartilage”? Connected to his Republican National Convention appearance? Perhaps had some extra “cartilage” injected into his face. 🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[@CCoreXB]

The millennial saint joke was hilarious 😂

[@graemethompson6705]

Could have gone with "his miracle was seeing Jesus in a piece of avocado toast instead of buying a house"

[@Gildedmuse]

​@@graemethompson6705Should have just been, "they were able to buy an affordable home."

[@icantollie]

Could also have been "they moved out of their parents' home before age 25"

[@johannesnicolaas]

Elon Musk and Ramaswamy are going to attack each other very soon. Two very big Ego's in the room, what could go wrong.... ? Any ideas?

[@daveseddon5227]

Government efficiency czar - why not have two?

[@sherinameless1618]

For efficiency's sake, their couple's name is Vivelon RamaMusk. And I think that when the squabbles start, Elon will just give Vivek a self-driving car. Who could have seen that fatal crash coming?

[@anniehuckerby9281]

😂😂😂

[@gregbors8364]

Trump made them co-chairs of a fake “department.” It’s like giving your toddler little brothers remotes that aren’t hooked up to the video game to fool them into thinking they’re playing along.

[@clothilde1623]

How much time will Elon have to devote to that stoopid job anyway? He already has his finger in about 27 pies. But yeah, that ludicrous job share is a recipe for disaster. Can’t wait!

[@Warrior0fDoom]

When you're fuzzy enough to ask for everything bagel mac n' cheese, you may want to stay home 😂

[@aaronbentley1879]

Seth you totally went into jackal mode on rfk skeleton comment...ahahaha I love it!!

[@canadaclaret]

Let's elect him King!

[@abarfriedrich5027]

Wouldn't the jackals then be the jesters 🤔​@@canadaclaret

[@joannejohnson7006]

Thank you Seth Happy Thanksgiving to you and your families 🦃☮️

[@ChrisM-tn3hx]

They were not 17 year old women. They were 17 year old girls. Just because they are adults now does NOT mean they were then, and media needs to stop referring to them as "underage women". They were not. They were children.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Yeah, in Florida, they were "children." In around 30 other states around the Union, they were 2 years PAST the age of consent, which ranges from 16 to 18. So...if they live on the border of two states with different ages of consent...how does THAT work? Look, Ma, I'm a woman! [jumps] I'm a child! [jumps] I'm a woman! [jumps] I'm a child! Who knew time travel was so EASY!

[@tolerance2024]

​@@AbsentWithoutLeaving, do you have a daughter

[@ChrisM-tn3hx]

@@AbsentWithoutLeaving You'd think a guy with a law degree would be able to make the distinction, though, wouldn't you?

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

Correction: Kings can be elected, there have been many elective monarchies throughout history as well as the occasional election by the nobility in non-elective monarchies when there wasn't a clear successor, kings were elected in Rome before it became a republic, kingdoms in Ireland used to elect their kings before the English took over, the Holy Roman Empire, Bohemia, Hungary, Poland, Scandinavian countries, various ancient kingdoms in West Africa, the Mongol Empire. Modern examples are Cambodia, the Maori King movement in New Zealand and the Vatican City.

[@canadaclaret]

Indeed, the Celts (k sound) elected a king

[@BlueAward]

I am bit confused why there is a version with and without monologue. Anyway, the other one (focusing on closer look, without monologue) has many people celebrating how Seth's jackalness shows up, but yeah, bit of irony there

[@clothilde1623]

Vatican City? Are you talking about the Pope?

[@deborahgardner9489]

The Jackals are out!😂

[@BlueAward]

@@clothilde1623 Yes, they mean the Pope, in the context of being ruler of a state (Sovereign of Vatican City State)

[@rickiespradlin3586]

Thank you Mr Seth Meyers I'm doing well thanks for thinking of me🎉

[@aromadiportanuova]

Actually, Seth, in many European countries a doink reattachment operation would be free for those covered by the national health service, especially if it's an emergency surgery

[@lyndas2767]

In Canada too

[@icantollie]

But the wait-list would be longer

[@sderoski1]

@@icantollie Because in the US you only wait for your credit card to be accepted, oh, you don't have good credit? I'm sorry, you are now doinkless.

[@sherinameless1618]

The Mendendez brother are the new nominees to head the elder care program. (Oh, you reacted the same way the audience did to Seth's joke. )

[@eyeseer1]

Trump would have nominated Dr. Kevorkian into the Surgeon General on a dare.

[@loka7783]

Just a thought: Trump wants women to be "free" This guy sees most of his relationships as transactional.

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

The last time he paid for one, it was a minor political snafu. But he's cheap.

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

@@AbsurdlyGeeky It would have been a major political snafu, but Republicans have no moral character.

[@nopenope5042]

I played “hello darkness my old friend,” in my head as Seth missed his pencil.

[@jamesb5863]

I loved the bit about the not knowing what efficiency means.

[@hurkankurtoglu1398]

As soon as Seth said Jaguars I thought why not Jets... glad I kept watching 🤗 Touche Seth!

[@claudiamcnal187]

gaetz had shown n divulged his behavior to many in Congress!! No one then asked him to quit! WOW poor ethics….. these are our politicians!??!

[@michaelmeroyers5487]

yes those repugnants are shameless

[@MoreThanYouTimesTwo]

Thank god.!

[@Roscoeverdin5469]

Why is the media calling these 17 year old girls, "women"? It's to soften the gravity of the charges......women vs. girls.

[@chemistIT]

Nothing says “efficiency” and “cutting cost” than hiring 2 people for the job of one.

[@TiggerToo27]

That was a great, and f*cking HILARIOUS, observation! Kudos, and thanks for the laugh! 👍😁👍

[@Browniewatson60]

I applaud you for making people laugh at the obvious Thank you for the few minutes we get to stop SCREAMING and CRYING

[@Frooshchadfleadeegeehawk-he1tf]

Curly Howard for education secretary! 50 more IQ points than Betty Devos. 👏

[@skipenguins]

UK here! When speaking about our Scottish, Irish and Welsh ancient tribes it's pronounced "K-hel-Tic".

[@unassistedsuicide2243]

And when you tell someone to “F*** OFF” in America, the emphasis is definitely on the “WHO CARES, F*** off”, and will you PLEASE let us move out of this burning dumpster to your country if we pronounce it it “K-hel-Tic”

[@rachelhill-kelley8555]

Awesome! Please accept us as asylum seekers.

[@Pho-KingSoupTonechasr]

"Matt Gaetz Withdraws" might not be the best look for him right now.

[@curtiscarlson8958]

You ARE losing it, too many of us are right there with you ❤

[@joeybrill7614]

I will never give up watching Seth Meyers on youtube as long as they open with the woman with very wide feet!

[@dalewood7537]

This is probably the best news we will get for the next 4 years

[@Paineinyourblank]

That botox on Matt sure did fade quickly

[@Marvinmartion]

Evil has a way of making people ugly!

[@LindaVernon]

On some people the botox makes the brows drop lower than they were originally. 😃

[@bobbauer7928]

The universe is funny. I had that Richard Scarry book as a kid and would look at it for hours. I haven't thought about it for decades. I was at a bookstore with my daughter and I saw it on the shelf and thought 'Wow, I haven't seen that book for years! i forgot all about it. my 5 year old son would love it.' So I bought it for him for christmas. Two days later I am watching A Closer Look and Seth makes a joke about that book and I am a little shook.

[@icantollie]

So much of the stuff we had as kids, they don't have adequate substitutes these days for anymore. Peppa Pig just doesn't occupy the niche that Richard Scarry did, and Minecraft on an iPad just doesn't have the same sensory-motor and spatial and geometric manipulation training that Playskool colored wooden blocks used to provide

[@nitaweitzel822]

Matt will experience the AG up closel

[@UltimatelyBL]

With DJT saying that he'll be "a protector," and that we "no longer need to be afraid...." Scares me more than all of the roadkill eaters in the Cabinet....

[@adrian-linisteanghel750]

You nailed the monologue Seth. Thanks for the laughs.

[@daverain1967]

"That's not the joke..."😂🤣😂

[@TheInfoInstitute]

Can't believe you didn't go for "Matt Gaetz Pulls Out" for your thumbnail

[@musicfeedsthesoul5]

It’s not even Thanksgiving, that doesn’t count as a Christmas present

[@SpecialBlanket]

Lol. My lady friend and I went to Walmart when she was stoned and she could not handle it at all.

[@chrisjelley6899]

Yeah, but what's the other hand doing? Sigh. Dellude; distract; sure wish we had a press that didn't chase every 'scandal' like a dog on meth.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Gotta fill that 24/7/375/endless channels air time somehow, chris.

[@johnslaney8054]

He didn’t even make it office yet and he’s taking L’s

[@TedsHoldOver]

Everything Bagel mac n chz and birthday cake oreos are my go-to. 👍

[@christiner5265]

CORRECTION: 7:05 RFK Jr. has specifically said that he wouldn't eat a dog, a monkey, or a human. Don't make him out to be some kind of weirdo... ;)

[@icantollie]

Oh whew. That makes me feel better about him being Sec'y of HHS. Had me worried there for a second

[@LycanLink]

That "17 and Me" joke was brutal! 😂 .... And accurate.

[@mLee23]

A 17 year old GIRL... not woman. What's wrong with these talking heads?

[@ETophales]

Well, trump said he will protect women. Girls are still free for all.

[@Suddenly_Matt]

Way to go, Seth. Now everyone's thinking about your doink.

[@jerometurner9642]

27 payments? That's less than $400 per 'event.'

[@kallofkthuluz5922]

The coffee joke crushed with the people at home 😊

[@goonch7956]

I happened to love the coffee at home joke😂😂😂😅

[@diaphanouswaffle]

Goldbug & Lowly Worm...oh, my childhood....takes me back-thanks for these joyful references :) to less crime-y times.

[@NWPaul72]

Correction: the Everything bagel Mac and cheese bit suffered when you asked us to suspend our disbelief to the point of believing that there's someone at Walmart that helps customers find things.

[@JKennedy442]

Or maybe hes so stoned he’s not actually talking to an employee?

[@Billsork]

Skeletons can’t vote anyone to be King? Welcome to the other side. I nominate Seth for King of the Jackals.

[@edwardschneider5194]

Former US congressman and future Senator... its really sad but watch DUH'santis do FLA like that

[@calumproctor981]

That *was* a very unfortunate headline. Plurals shouldn't have apostrophes.

[@icantollie]

They are permitted if their omission would cause greater confusion than their inclusion; see Strunk & White. The overriding consideration is clarity of expression

[@EdwardLindon]

​@@icantollieCorrect, but that's the global rule in modern English and no-one needs permission from S&W, which is riddled with inaccuracies, speculation and nonsense.

[@calumproctor981]

​@@icantollie In which section does it say that? I can't find it.

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

A box of "everything bagel" Kraft Dinner is the most Canadian thing you will find in an American Walmart.

[@Lowlandlord]

This is the way, eh?

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

@Lowlandlord my culture is not your dinner 😜

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner... but we would.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

All Dressed Poutine potato chips would like a word...

[@clothilde1623]

European here: what on Earth _is_ an ‘everything bagel’?? What’s in/on it? What does it taste like?

[@ChantMacleod]

Gaetz' plastic surgery makes him look like his goal in life was to cosplay as Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's "Batman."

[@2010bigfathen]

He reminds me of Colier Squidbilly

[@clothilde1623]

My mum keeps saying he looks like Jack Nicholson and I always reply “Don’t insult Jack Nicholson like that.” Other than the eyebrows I don’t see it personally - Jack was quite handsome in his day and Gaetz is a fugly Frankenstein’s monster.