"Disappear like Earhart" DAMN he's so fast! Man doesn't miss
@Dann-md9eq10 ай бұрын
If you know someone named Amelia, it's a no-brainer the jokes would be about Amelia Earhart
@panther-nk2hn2 ай бұрын
@@Dann-md9eqidk she’s a pretty obscure individual
@TALLPaul67X Жыл бұрын
Every joke was a kill shot!
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
he hit her hard 😂
@ryantoth6700 Жыл бұрын
So was the back of her throat
@PeterGalipo Жыл бұрын
BOOM! Headshot!
@nelsonduffy9520 Жыл бұрын
Except the child from Hungarian immigrants didn’t know the kill shots were aimed at her 😂😂😂😂
@thenotablesock5108 Жыл бұрын
@@PeterGalipo*Meet The Sniper Plays*
@CT_978 ай бұрын
“Like minding your own?” He’s fucking ace ahahahah
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife8 ай бұрын
Hes a legend! 🤣
@ryangray43532 ай бұрын
I was literally thinking that and about to say it out loud exactly 2 seconds before he said ittt 😂😢. YOU STOLE MY LINE MATT RIFE! 😂
@dukarpdneprov8921Ай бұрын
Never argue with a comedian, especially Matt 💀💀💀
@puppetyoshi4005 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t even care… …but I can’t let it slide.” 100% Facts.
@2128jrandall Жыл бұрын
Lol, he's got skills. His "off the cuff" humor is well trained. 😂
@RA1NM4N978 Жыл бұрын
His comebacks are second to none.
@DefeatLust Жыл бұрын
@@RA1NM4N978 lol, they're obvious comebacks.
@JayJay-ye7ic Жыл бұрын
@@DefeatLustyou would've run off stage like Napoleon Dynamite, bozo
@DefeatLust Жыл бұрын
@@JayJay-ye7ic Mate, i've been on stage before.... and I actually did run off in the first 5 seconds, hahaha. So you called it perfectly 😂
@tavrikgannon Жыл бұрын
Comedians often use crowd plants for their show. This is clearly a work.
@Lorenzo-Sandoval-Fine-Art11 ай бұрын
Damn. He NEVER misses. 😂
@TheSilentHeel Жыл бұрын
His crowd work is IMPECCABLE
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely amazing!
@buzzlife5223 Жыл бұрын
His crowd has no game to start with, A drunk karen blurting words is not a good heckler.💩🤣
@BellWifi Жыл бұрын
I mean you control the crowd and don’t let them control you and put them in their place in a jokey, funny, it’s not that serious way while still technically getting shit on.
@SarahHealy-r4c Жыл бұрын
Idk he gets ruthless sometimes and I'm genuinely a massive fan, you can tell when he is having a show with less material planned cause he gets more disrespectful idk honestly I support him loads and watch lots of his content so this is why I feel like I'm okay to comment on it but idkkk every opinion to there own
@Imagynuity Жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if he knew they were coming. Lol
@randykelly51939 ай бұрын
Matt is the best. He always keeps us guessing and he is quick with it. Awesome cat!
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife9 ай бұрын
I love Matt Too!!
@123kpatrick Жыл бұрын
"Virgo men are the worst!" "Lonely desperate women are the loudest!"😅
@jasonhellraiser Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@soydansogukcesme470 Жыл бұрын
underfucked woman are the loudest xD
@eminwadiogbu1566 Жыл бұрын
I would like but the number of likes is 911🤣
@robertlaube574 Жыл бұрын
Thank you good sir. Had no idea what the h she said hahaha.
@bl3788 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellysong2256 Жыл бұрын
He's very quick with a clever retort 😂
@iamatotalrere9613 Жыл бұрын
Matt got zinger one liners, he’s a legit roaster, the more I see Matt the more I want to see him in person and laugh my ass off!!!!
@ifamouslytrippy Жыл бұрын
I’m sure you know but he was on Wild n Out, he learned the craft from there. That show was great 😂
@iamatotalrere9613 Жыл бұрын
@@ifamouslytrippy I didn’t know that, just discovered Matt watching his videos on his stand up has made me a fan, he is hilarious and oh so good at it , he learned really good from that experience no doubt!!! Thxs for telling me I’ll definitely have to search for Wild n out…
@californian2344 Жыл бұрын
“What is zing, is that some kind of white guy slang” - 😂😂 Two and a Half Men
@cyndicottrell21 Жыл бұрын
All his shows are sold out. I want to see him too so bad.
@HELMBREAKER478 ай бұрын
Every comeback got better and better! Y’all hecklers gotta let him cook!
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife8 ай бұрын
He is certainly cooking! 😂
@PillTruth Жыл бұрын
“I’m thirsty right now “ lol she looked at that jawline and got thirsty
@tomvalveede6808 Жыл бұрын
Can't Blame her! 😮
@lindapark733811 ай бұрын
😂😂
@thetonedynasty18696 ай бұрын
Changed my major to Business
@isaacnewton3514 Жыл бұрын
The quick wit is crazy from Matt.
@chuckery5177 Жыл бұрын
She took it like a champ!
@smgaming162 Жыл бұрын
@WakingUptheMasses23😂😂😂
@earthboundserafine2972 Жыл бұрын
She did
@michaelherigon4927 Жыл бұрын
@WakingUptheMasses23OMG😮😮😂😂
@John_DoeMusic Жыл бұрын
Well that's a heckler's only choice to avoid embarrassment
@Urdadtoo Жыл бұрын
still embarrassing imo lol
@ryoji4200 Жыл бұрын
This dude is actually brilliant 😂😂😂
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
HE IS! 😂😂
@richardmarkov2375 Жыл бұрын
She said "I'm so thirsty" 😂
@1983Dave19833 ай бұрын
Yes, she did.
@zacariasblanco97382 ай бұрын
Is her choice
@Sahil1234_9 Жыл бұрын
Good Physique, good looking, funny bro is the complete package
@-Grizzly_11 ай бұрын
wipe your mouth when your done lil bro
@kuiperdasniper8 ай бұрын
Funny thing is, according to most women he's "filtered" because he's not tall enough lol
@Sahil1234_98 ай бұрын
@@-Grizzly_ your mom tastes good, can't wipe
@Sahil1234_98 ай бұрын
@@kuiperdasniper lmao
@oliverboisen74758 ай бұрын
@@kuiperdasniper Bro wtf!? Isn't he like 6'1 or something? 😂
@natanyaaberra8735 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hysterical!
@puppymcpupsters Жыл бұрын
yeah hysterically gorgeous my goodness 😩
@jewelgallardo7983 Жыл бұрын
That's a virgo wit right there!!!! ❤
@Jamezy31610 ай бұрын
Facts!
@SUpahh10010 ай бұрын
Astrology gives me cancer.
@olwynyoung6499Ай бұрын
I'm a Virgo ♍️ bd yesterday
@avagyan.martun Жыл бұрын
There were at least 6 hilarious jokes in there
@colinflanagan2957 Жыл бұрын
He's amazing when his comebacks are off the dome😂
@AnbuPalacios Жыл бұрын
As a Virgo I’m going to keep this in the books for when my Aquarius gf starts being stupid.
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@melody88_88 Жыл бұрын
As an aquarius woman who has a virgo bf please don't 😂😂😂
@DannyPhantom435 Жыл бұрын
Damn, not only am I also a Virgo, my name is also Daniel.
@striker8479 Жыл бұрын
@DanielPalacios-de5wb Umm might want to check the comments in your post because I’m pretty sure your gf is responding to you! Better get that in check bro! 😂😂
@RiverHamon Жыл бұрын
I need tips as a Virgo man how you locked that Aquarius down, I've slipped twice lmao
@yourboydom06 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t even care, I don’t even believe in this but, I can’t let it slide”. Spoken like a true Virgo 😂😂
@unicornkisses7359 Жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂
@brandonreiser773911 ай бұрын
I mean.... yeah.... whatever. So, I'm a Virgo. And? No lies detected. A little shade, maybe; but no lies. 😂
@buddybrown490310 ай бұрын
100% lol he stood up for us all
@YurtlemySquirtle9 ай бұрын
It’s not real lol
@JohnnyHellraiser Жыл бұрын
A lot of people dont know that this guy has been doing standup for a long long time. He didn't just blew up out of nowhere. He has gotten really better over the years. His comedy special Only Fans was among the best I've seen.
@SensualFruit Жыл бұрын
Oh wow thanks for the info.
@Subsistence6911 ай бұрын
Wow this is the actual best short Ive seen of his 😂😂😂
@Shotzno Жыл бұрын
“I am so thirsty right now” *Facepalm*
@FallensAnger Жыл бұрын
I dont think you know what she meant lol 😂
@ajarofdirt3830 Жыл бұрын
@@FallensAnger oh trust me we know
@Jack-sw1km Жыл бұрын
@@FallensAngeryea, cause I always face palm when I think someone is asking for a glass of water. 🤦
@tashvadj4914 Жыл бұрын
Leroy and Laquan will fix that thirst after the show.
@addictiontransfer3731 Жыл бұрын
@@FallensAnger Why would he right "face palm" if he _didn't_ know what she meant...
@Nà.jásh11 ай бұрын
The business one was impeccable .. hungry thirsty?! Come on Matt 😩
@krispiros7941 Жыл бұрын
As a Hungarian, I approve the "thirsty" joke. Finally someone went with that. And she is an entitled lady for sure....😂😂😂 should have kept her mouth shut...
@pz455 Жыл бұрын
But why thirsty??dont get it. Explain..
@heragon58 Жыл бұрын
@@pz455thirsty as in horny and since she is hungarian people go for the easy route: "are you hungry? Haha." Which is anything but funny.
@deepakmenon6720 Жыл бұрын
The girl took the jokes well. How was she entititled? Sounds like incel behaviour to me.
@lauramayer7627 Жыл бұрын
@@deepakmenon6720 Just being a heckler is considered entitled - regardless of gender - in any country where disrupting a comedy show is unusual and considered rude. He's not an incel for pointing that out.
@enderzebak2863 Жыл бұрын
@@deepakmenon6720you must be nice guy who gets friendzoned 🤡
@christiekraczek6522Ай бұрын
I love Matt!!!😂😂😂😂
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRifeАй бұрын
WE ALL LOVE MATT! 😂😂
@chuckkelley5894 Жыл бұрын
Love this kid, 💯 pure Dude!
@yummi263 күн бұрын
I love Matt Rife! He roasted the shit outta her!
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife2 күн бұрын
His roasts are so good!! :)
@will1631 Жыл бұрын
he nailed that
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
100%
@Joemamaisa304 Жыл бұрын
Yeah his jokes were also hilarious
@sovereignbrehon Жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@Jennifer-cx3fo6 күн бұрын
Your parents from hungary .... and your from thirsty .....that killed me 😂😂😂
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife6 күн бұрын
It was literally the best line
@JudyFarroh-y1q Жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious and adorable!!! ❤
@venusvalera86927 ай бұрын
He’s so funny love his quick comebacks
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife7 ай бұрын
Literally! 😂
@keaka_07 Жыл бұрын
I can see this man's career never declining. Funnest comedian since Seinfeld for me.
@Bryan-f1l9w11 ай бұрын
Thank you truer words were never spoken
@SuperDooperHaxАй бұрын
@@Bryan-f1l9w Not really a high bar, Seinfeld was never funny lol
@ujustpushplay8 ай бұрын
Love this 😂
@rushabhchheda2582 Жыл бұрын
she spoke like a true Muerican
@MisterIncog Жыл бұрын
“I’m Hungarian! Well, my parents are” Ffs sister
@normagordon1375 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Matt you know you ain't right, you just ain't! Keep it up tho bruh, that was too hilarious! You stung like a rabid bee! That was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂💯🔥
@yusufsalim9512 Жыл бұрын
I love the delivery of "i dont even care..!" 😂
@valrath8411 ай бұрын
This dude is on another level
@sebotheemo4116 Жыл бұрын
quick as hell. super impressive.
@TerranceHackett-uh4kt9 ай бұрын
He funnily funny 🤣🤣😂🤣🫵🏾was a 🫏 move 🤣😂🤣🤣
@botシリトリス Жыл бұрын
Matt, Never disappoints. ❤
@Ottbucket11 ай бұрын
Dude is fast as lightning.
@utopia3807 Жыл бұрын
the amelia one was so quick lmao
@dracco68Ай бұрын
He has such a natural comedic talent. He is so quick witted, speaks fluent sarcasm, and is the whole package!! So happy for his success!!!
@rastaoneeye11 ай бұрын
The quickness in every thought process was 👌😂 killed it back in the day and has mastered the skill to perfection. Top tier comedian. Absolute legend.❤
@DLM4402 ай бұрын
He is just so naturally funny and quick witted. There is no one like him. So fast and absolutely hilarious. He isn’t afraid to poke fun at anyone or anything - and that’s what humour is all about. Everyone being able to laugh at themselves.
@mandiwinkler696411 ай бұрын
As an Aquarius I can confirm, we are annoying. 😂
@mmmcclaine Жыл бұрын
Hilarious & A++ on the crowd work EVERY DOGGONE TIME!!! 👏👏👏
@michaelbrandon1222 Жыл бұрын
How does he think of this shit on the spot? 😂
@joulupukki16078 ай бұрын
Set up person in crowd or he got super power😂
@ryanleonard498011 ай бұрын
Matt is one of the best comedians out now .
@jmontgomery32 Жыл бұрын
God DAMN!!!! That was fire 🔥🔥🔥
@sandyv38902 ай бұрын
He’s so quick it’s crazy! Doesn’t miss a beat. Hysterical 😂🤣
@thinlion01 Жыл бұрын
Off the cuff king
@DannyPepprs5 ай бұрын
Young man is on fire rn! Glad to see you killing it youngblood
@CrystallBlattenberger Жыл бұрын
You can't be messing with us Virgos😂
@ronnimartin703311 ай бұрын
You are very talented!! She had a lot of balls to go up against you!!
@CheapGodiva Жыл бұрын
He's fast as fuck boi.
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Once he gets going, he doesnt stop
@Paul-th9es11 ай бұрын
Matt Rife is great, love his stuff. killin it.
@Enoughalready20237 Жыл бұрын
It would be the WORST to be in a relationship with Matt. Imagine being in an argument, you know you have good points, and him going off the cuff and making you laugh (changing the subject) and then you are completely disarmed and forgot what you were justified to be upset about in the first place.
@lorrie_runs16 күн бұрын
He is a comedic genius. His brain works in a completely different way to make him so quick witted!
@krismilliken5285 Жыл бұрын
Oh i feel attacked and vilified all at the same time 😂
@mitchmcginn425011 ай бұрын
He took each heckle on the chin and retorted with a verbal headbutt 😂
@regflori Жыл бұрын
Damn he was quick with those lmao
@stoneynorth89879 ай бұрын
Believing that rocks in the sky has meaning is craazy
@JacobAnderson-jt8du Жыл бұрын
He’s coming up with this stuff on the spot
@LEUNAMME18211 ай бұрын
"M So Thirsty" 😂😂😂😂😂
@_MezzoForte23 Жыл бұрын
Daughters from thirsty... man is God
@perfectionsimperfectlife5266 Жыл бұрын
He might be the best comedian and the best looking dude alive fr
@erikschwartz1214 Жыл бұрын
Virgo men are actually great
@farya886 ай бұрын
That was epic. Quick and didn't skip even one. I've never seen it before to go that long, unless it was arranged.
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife6 ай бұрын
He’s just so good at it 😂
@PC-iv5so Жыл бұрын
he's pretty fast.
@shoshiebauder3810 Жыл бұрын
I’m a Virgo female and I support this 💯 love the vids
@OCRay1 Жыл бұрын
She knew what she was doing. She wasn’t attacking him like the typical douche bag. I think she was just trying to engage with him. She’s pretty cute actually. Physically, I don’t know about her personality of course.
@cherylmaiola1763 ай бұрын
Fastest come backs in the world. Keep rocking it.
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife3 ай бұрын
For real 😂
@dasqussy4540 Жыл бұрын
Cooked tf out of her 😭
@judyheier2243Ай бұрын
I love this guy. Matt you are so awesome with the comebacks you have and you are hilarious I would so love to see you in person sometime at one of your shows
@farhanjaffer3913 Жыл бұрын
Why do people believe in that “what’s your sign” shit? 😂😂😂 you can literally make it up day to day….
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife Жыл бұрын
Literally, I’ve heard people say they are an asparagus.. 😂
@CheapGodiva Жыл бұрын
People don't believe in it, WOMEN do. Because it removes responsibility. Women love anything that removes responsibility.
@FIRSTLAST-io5ss Жыл бұрын
So basically you don't know anything about astrology 💀
@FIRSTLAST-io5ss Жыл бұрын
@@CheapGodivaWomen love it because it removes responsibility? 😂 I think you're thinking of men. Women love it because they love to understand people, but they're definitely not the only ones who are into it.
@crazy-yammir692011 ай бұрын
This guy just shreds ppl man he’s the chosen one for real 😂
@chonniboa5 ай бұрын
"Your Aquarius? Oh I thought you were annoying" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife5 ай бұрын
Haha 😂😂😂
@EDCsteals Жыл бұрын
Anyone with this level of wit has absolutely no excuse to not be super successful. U have a gift to immediately laugh with complete strangers as if you’ve been best friends since the 3rd grade
@TTRS_202311 ай бұрын
I love this man!!😂😂
@MsFunology11 ай бұрын
All jokes are just on point! He's good!
@shelleyhay36617 күн бұрын
Love him He's class
@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife16 күн бұрын
Isn’t he just 😂
@bollywoodoverhollywood813911 ай бұрын
Virgo men are some of my favorite men. They’re practical, hardworking, reliable and if you show them love, real love, they’re yours forever.
@alexisberg204611 ай бұрын
Nice comeback ,your hilarious!!😂
@Modelacitizen7 ай бұрын
Matt's comebacks will always be absolute gold.
@alisha_madariaga9 ай бұрын
Wow!! That was IMPRESSIVE!! 👏. Well done sir. You are hilarious.
@SauceOnChickenBall11 ай бұрын
That was a very high IQ play from a young buck comedian....damn. 10/10
@TheBeardedGingerDad10 ай бұрын
“One shot, one kill”
@RaceAgnstTme7 ай бұрын
Dude he has the best audiences. Always has someone that he can make jokes with and about. 😂😂😂
@strawb3rry_kisses11 ай бұрын
"you're aquarius? oh i thought you were ✨annoying✨ sorry" i'm dead
@formulaichealer2311 ай бұрын
The "I'm thirsty" had a look of you nailed the Valentines part, now nail me!
@blisshyatt635011 ай бұрын
His improv when it comes to handling hecklers in the crowd might be the best in the business