“You found dinosaur bones in a mudpit in arizona and now your selling them on craiglist? “ has got to be one of the funniest lines i have ever fucking heard
@Thebabybadass1012 ай бұрын
Fucking died when the first dude asked matt if he was a comedian, not knowing he was 100% correct
@Kwasny1Polak2 ай бұрын
Thats the shaman
@cdr8615323 ай бұрын
How am I just now finding these?!?!?!
@samuelmmmk1813 ай бұрын
Bro same
@mhyrr9993 ай бұрын
old testament has some absolute gold. kinda hard to find but its out there if you look lol
@frankiegrove99883 ай бұрын
Cuz you ain’t even a dawg
@DAWGSC3 ай бұрын
Have a playlist of pods I scraped together of Old Testament
@cdr8615323 ай бұрын
@@mhyrr999 I’m going through them like a scholar!
@talbotd273 ай бұрын
Broo I gotta say, i’ve been having legitimately one of the shittiest days I can remember tonight. I was about to call my mom and tell her that I’m fucking fed up, I want to quit my job and just change some shit up. But she’s sleeping already, so the rage was just simmering. Then I put on this video while I was getting some groceries, and honestly I feel 100% better. These prank calls are one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking heard. Thanks shaman for getting me through another miserable fucking day of my life 🙏🏼
@mohnjarx78013 ай бұрын
Change it up. You have to be happy with what you do for a living
@tylerkozak87753 ай бұрын
Reading this made me smile when you said you were gonna call and talk to your mom. I know you don't see your day as a positive right now, but you have family that's there for you! That's more than a lot of people and she will help you get through it. Good luck
@cletus21993 ай бұрын
Did you remember to tell your mom you're gay? Life will get better bro. Hang in there
@connorplanty39753 ай бұрын
Keep fighting stranger right there with ya 🙏
@talbotd273 ай бұрын
@@tylerkozak8775 exactly, I try to remind myself of this whenever I’m frustrated. I’m healthy, free, I have a job that pays my bills and lets me eat healthy food, and my family is alive and well. Those are kind of all you really need in life. Everything else is just a bonus
@MikeM-pk6zq3 ай бұрын
Matt is so good at these.
@goud24882 ай бұрын
ShamanYankers
@peterbuckley13103 ай бұрын
"Respects me or my gear" might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said
@pretary18453 ай бұрын
4:09 ".... Is there something wrong Mr. McCusky?" I'm not even 5 minutes in and I've been cracking up the whole time.
@reedpeterson18996 ай бұрын
flagged for removal
@nickromo81953 ай бұрын
Why?
@RyanTheJay3 ай бұрын
@@nickromo8195Because he didnt trust it. I dont think it was what it was supposed to be
@andrewlemay24913 ай бұрын
Lmao it's like a kid magnet wtf
@IFarmBugs3 ай бұрын
gay
@SchindlersFiist3 ай бұрын
Totally not a bro
@karlhochstoeger71633 ай бұрын
These are like dead sea scrolls of the old testament
@shardhoney3 ай бұрын
"it would stop you from blazing a fat nug" killed me
@scottmitchell75763 ай бұрын
So, are you willing to strangle a Jack Russell terrier for an 03 Toyota Corolla?😅
@Serenitynowwwww3 ай бұрын
respect to the dude who wouldnt sell a bounce house to a c3po
@samuelmmmk1813 ай бұрын
C3PO catching stray fire 😂 poor droid never did any wrong
@Rustasious3 ай бұрын
@samuelmmmk181 little do you know C3PO was behind the Banthar caves doing some rather questionable deeds with those underage Banthars!
@samuelmmmk1813 ай бұрын
@@Rustasious Heh, little banthaars? Wait till you hear about what I'd do to some lil Ewok skibussy. Like I said, he ain't did nothing wrong 🤫
@lilsand.3 ай бұрын
@@samuelmmmk181 nah c3p0 just has a great pr team, there have been 431 allegations so far. Head to #Me3P0 and #MeThree if you can stomach reading about the atrocities that those victims bravely endured.
@veradolis2 ай бұрын
Especially with a 750% increase
@BonIvermectin3 ай бұрын
Let's litigate. 😂 He's too good at this
@nicandromartinezsotelo33003 ай бұрын
Classic bait and switch ... Debbie...
@jumpingilly7323 ай бұрын
6:00 dude felt the prank and elevated
@bickyboo77893 ай бұрын
That guy was a great sport lmao
@Creature6652 ай бұрын
This video right, THIS VIDEO RIGHT HERE This is pure gold.
@joshwurzbacher42413 ай бұрын
Don't you dare snark me dude
@Dan_is_a_liar3 ай бұрын
Loving these old school style prank calls 😂
@Lowqy3 ай бұрын
First dude was cool in the end lmao
@RomeStCloud3 ай бұрын
So are you willing to strangle a Jack Russell terrier for an 03 Corolla ?
@stephenmosberg93753 ай бұрын
i might know somebody who can
@jasonking47533 ай бұрын
As a wrangler driver, calling a dude that drives a liberty a pussy is right up my alley 😂😂😂 I laughed so fucking hard at that call
@jk47Ssb3 ай бұрын
You’re pretty close in that wrangler, 2 people drive wranglers, women and finance bros
@jasonking47533 ай бұрын
@@jk47Ssb or dudes who like off roading but sure bud😂😂
@MS-gu2ux3 ай бұрын
@jasonking4753 why would you get a gay flimsy jeep of all things
@jasonking47533 ай бұрын
@@MS-gu2ux what’s the matter? You drive a liberty?
@MS-gu2ux3 ай бұрын
@@jasonking4753 how do you see me shitting on jeeps and assume i drive a jeep
@jordansmith13252 ай бұрын
I love Matt's mischievous giggling in the background
@vaughn49473 ай бұрын
these guys should start a podcast
@Jonathan-gj1rl3 ай бұрын
Trying so fucking hard not to laugh out loud and wake up my fiancé next to me listening to this 😂 so god damn funny
@koakoa11063 ай бұрын
do u haveda grrruten free spicy bagre??
@ranoldojenkins74462 ай бұрын
Dude WHAT lmao 😂😂😂 i never knew these existed these are great!!!!
@nimbus5033 ай бұрын
4:28 “you can’t afford me” hahaha
@strangerforthebetter3 ай бұрын
bro thought he snapped w that 😭😭🤣
@jonjonson78022 ай бұрын
@@strangerforthebetterkinda did ngl
@flimflama93333 ай бұрын
The best compilation I've heard In years
@nxteyt2893 ай бұрын
6:43 🤣 Guy caught on
@jerrywcook49722 ай бұрын
Too dark but that's when I was laughing the hardest! 🤣
@maxdurries3 ай бұрын
I'm smoking Kush, dawg
@JamWellMoto3 ай бұрын
How did Matt hold it together when the guy asked if he’s a comedian lmao😂
@tomlawrence24592 ай бұрын
The stump grinder was the best.
@ballinphillcollins2 ай бұрын
Matt’s a menace on the phone.
@neotower4203 ай бұрын
5:30 - the BDSM one so good
@icanflythis2 ай бұрын
For not being a fan personally, he really wanted to make sure the community was kept alive
@alexmyers30003 ай бұрын
Doing the Lords work putting these up..Holy Shit 😂😂😂
@4u_lightningwolf2 ай бұрын
"youre a crackhead. Who else would sell an xbox on Craigslist"
@drunkenmmamaster4193 ай бұрын
Matt needs to do more prank calls 😂
@SimonCas2 ай бұрын
Ahh love to revisit this every few months
@PadreAlgodón2 ай бұрын
I wish Matt would do this again
@MAJALIJU3 ай бұрын
pure classics 😂 these get deleted and reuploaded like every 8 months
@lavavision8103 ай бұрын
I was getting tickled
@herkermerhomolka36032 ай бұрын
Dico vibes lol
@dbblues.91682 ай бұрын
Imagine finding out you got prank called shane . That would be tight. That Xbox dude was chill.
@Sprayberry42852 ай бұрын
I want a T-Rex 😂😂😂
@RypticVODS2 ай бұрын
"Beautiful table." "Ehh, not really..." I'm dying
@G-Man_9182 ай бұрын
24:35 I like how he broke character for a second there.
@rojonobi4443 ай бұрын
holy shit this is amazing
@davidperez50893 ай бұрын
U should try crank yankers.
@CrackerBarrelkid5552 ай бұрын
Dude Mr Sir 😂😂😂
@Celticsboy19206 күн бұрын
17:56 kid magnet is insane lmaoo i would not sell that shit to him idgaf😂😂😂
@wesbrinsfield97703 ай бұрын
lol did you just call me babe?
@aaroneusjames23422 ай бұрын
This autoplayed after a swedish song, and i was not ready to laugh this hard.
@lorensolares62776 күн бұрын
Ya boy 😂😂😂
@Cowboysong3 ай бұрын
Matt was truly unhinged
@Arcane8083 ай бұрын
Hahahaha this actually made me laugh.. I spat food out
@MitchDaRealist2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Jerky boys 😂
@ColoradoKeith3 ай бұрын
This is great
@MooseTapesAndVideos3 ай бұрын
Been starting to record prank calls this week and this was suggested. God bless the DAWGS
@no_SAS2 ай бұрын
2:22 so early on in the video and I’m already dying over here
@dallassunderland3 ай бұрын
i lost it about the curse of the treasure chest lmao
@nimbus5033 ай бұрын
These are great
@ChurOut3 ай бұрын
the one at 3.25 is amazing lol
@FantsyPants3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the upload dawg.
@whiteobama30322 ай бұрын
The car guy kinda owned him.
@connorstephens36923 ай бұрын
This is next level
@shignificent2 ай бұрын
"Let him focus on his thing" (literally shitting)
@jacobembry67093 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the ending to the joke About Trump and Obama on a golf course?
@Indescribableopinions3 ай бұрын
I wish
@MrPapernumberDGG2 ай бұрын
Obama can golf the front nine but he would have to caddy the back half.
@Cam_883 ай бұрын
You're the best...the wandering sharer of the dawg knowledge 🙏👤
@ballinphillcollins2 ай бұрын
T. rex lmao
@mohnjarx78013 ай бұрын
Sir Mister Dude
@jasonwelsh4172 ай бұрын
I am a middle aged man and I still giggle like a bitch about juvenile prank calls.
@777lufy2 ай бұрын
Left handed pitcher 🤣🤣🤣
@mchristian992 ай бұрын
Bro… bdsm landlord is the goat
@aaroneusjames23422 ай бұрын
You could be half as good at this as Matt, and youd still be better than most prank callers.
@selfserve32752 ай бұрын
That lady is lonely 😂😂 full on disrespected n she’s just like “you’re too far to do any of that with me”
@scottcannon13833 ай бұрын
How good is our god, the algorithm doing the dawgs a solid by the looks of all the recent comments
@aaronbeaver36472 ай бұрын
does anyone know where I can find the prank call where he calls the grocery store in an asian accent?
@Thekidwatchingyou3 ай бұрын
4:42 did he prank call Kevin Nealon?!?😂😂
@didbiddy34803 ай бұрын
Matt just ruining peoples days... what a hilarious psychopath
@duvaltrooper3 ай бұрын
Somebody please animate this 🤣
@gavinbinding3 ай бұрын
What are you? A comedian? Hah
@JohnMuhlhauser-ps9rx3 ай бұрын
Dude I found a job for 35 An hour
@LootFreak2 ай бұрын
so funny
@TUNA_FOOL_2 ай бұрын
Debbie, DEBBIE
@alexbeaulieu22873 ай бұрын
Fuck this is good
@ryanmactattoo3 ай бұрын
grooten phree hotdog baegher
@Advitss3 ай бұрын
Thsts toooo funny 😭😭
@JayDillDrums2 ай бұрын
I guess you guys have never heard the jerky boys
@patrickharrison14903 ай бұрын
Kid magnet lol
@InfoWarsTexas2 ай бұрын
24:45 😂😂😂😂
@ballinphillcollins2 ай бұрын
Phil is the goat lmao
@jonahgarcia713 ай бұрын
Classic.
@MikeM-pk6zq3 ай бұрын
I need it dead 😂
@Meatman2852 ай бұрын
40:58 what was the joke?
@Kwasny1Polak2 ай бұрын
Something about sitting on the back while golfing. They explained it in a different video i dont really get it Pretty sure its a rosa parks reference
@Naltddesha3 ай бұрын
Excuse me, I gotta Combo in my throat
@crypticvega882 ай бұрын
😂
@Sam_3573 ай бұрын
Is there an uncensored version of the Obama - Trump joke? Just asking for a friend 40:23
@SpngebobySalami3 ай бұрын
Fr id love to hear what the fuck Phil had to say 😂😂😂
@stephenmosberg93753 ай бұрын
@@SpngebobySalamii looked it up and apparently it’s along the lines of trump saying to obama “you can play the first 9 but you gotta caddy the last 9” implying obama would be a caddy because he’s an african american or something like that
@MrPapernumberDGG2 ай бұрын
@@stephenmosberg9375he can golf the first half because he’s half white
@Hermaphrokite2 ай бұрын
I need to know what Phil said about trump and obamna