ep 328 Undercover Homeless

[@jordancsyracuse1241]

My wife and I were on a ghost tour of an old prison in Charleston, SC and at one point the tour guide turned off the lights and the group was completely silent. I ripped the loudest fart during the silence and tried to blame it on the ghosts after some bad reviews came in.

[@zackjohnson4399]

“After some bad reviews came in” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@kylesage2046]

That one got me too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Hahaaa nice!

[@Eli_B3000]

I took that tour, hey those cells stink now, thanks a lot pal...

[@gunshow86de]

The t-shirt over the gamer chair because the fake leather makes you sweat extra is a classic fat gamer move. Respect.

[@sgt-savagepritchett7729]

Thats hilarious.

[@Jo-oo1mx]

😂

[@WaxmyAxeoff]

Gotta have it 😂😂

[@mopmanfloyd8308]

Damn is it encouraging as hell to know there are ppl who think and laugh about the same types of things as i do. Glad to have you dawgs!

[@theodorefischer22]

it's almost like having real friends

[@SoBayK80]

I often laugh at the idea of the Santa Barbara dawgs randomly meeting, the mix would for sure be surprising 🌅

[@Dan-sb2fb]

DONIMOS 🤙

[@roddydonn2328]

Matt is severely underrated as a comedian in my insignificant opinion.

[@sgt-savagepritchett7729]

Nah... Not at all.. hes cringy actualy

[@LeFaisDoDo]

@@sgt-savagepritchett7729 begone faul daemon

[@brennancrane6822]

Matt is a severely Autistic perfectly rated comedian.

[@sgt-savagepritchett7729]

@@LeFaisDoDo begone "foul demon". Spell better smart guy

[@bonkerzisgood]

You’re not insignificant bro. You’re everything you could ever dream of being

[@chrispcream5905]

I've been a truck driver for 15 years and you guys fucking kill me every time you talk about us. 🤣🤣😅

[@marcusmartin1678]

chris phfile?

[@RoMaldinoh10]

Gillis rocks the 5 year olds haircut

[@OurBlackFriend]

13:48 Anytime Shane talks about droppin piles... my fuckin head hurts from laughing so hard

[@treybrown3798]

The whistling on the quiet plain has been answered. The sacrifice worked. Dawgs unite

[@wisterV]

The sage, the magi, the warrior and the monk all listen when Shaman McCusky speaks…

[@rakim126]

Fortuna. Spin your wheel upon us.

[@rockinrandy4428]

I heard Matt's panflute on the midsummer nights breeze, the master shamans call. you goddamn beautiful dawgz are true patriots and beautiful souls

[@austinmanuel500]

How does this have so little views and comments? I actually love it and feels like us dawgz still have some semi-hidden heaters. These low view classics are our Dead Sea Scrolls of mssp.

[@austinmanuel500]

Dead Sea scrolls are the first 100

[@cinemacynic980]

This is my 1st MSSP episode, and I have to say, Matt and Shane have amazing chemistry and are pros at riffing off eachother. Give them a show.

[@andrewcarey6116]

This is the show

[@GrrillaFinger]

​@@andrewcarey6116 you roasted him

[@DanCampbellKneecaps]

I love the shoutout to Joseph carter the mink man

[@nwr477]

Damn releasing a poddy right when LOS starts. Vice prez is wild

[@Johnny1.0]

And Rogies on Skeptic with Prez.

[@xThePsychoNautx]

He's the President now.

[@lazylion420]

I always release a potty when LOS starts

[@victoriah5397]

bless the lord for this daily cast. i like shane’s haircut

[@mrdrprof99]

Perfect Big Body Tard

[@cosmovedder1354]

HaHa read this right after I made my comment above

[@jonlamontagne]

The "Truck Joke" is a trucker is taking a short cut through a neighborhood and ends up hitting a kid on his bike. He feels bad the kid is fine but his bike is ruined. He can't have a kid in the cab because that would look bad so he has him go into the trailer which is a shipment of bowling balls. A mile down the road the truck gets pulled over the cop asks for all the normal information all checks out so he asks to check the cargo. Driver says of course the cop opens the back immediately closes it and turns ghost white walks up to the cab throws all the paperwork at the driver and yells get the fuck out of here! After a few miles in the cruiser the partner of the officer that checked the trailer finally just asks what is wrong what did you see. Then he says the eggs line and one had already done hatched and stole a bike.

[@awesomesauce1081]

The lululemon bit seriously had me tearing up! 😂😂😂

[@JeremyRKus]

Nice one chuckie

[@tomosmansounds]

It says something about my sense of humour that the funniest line for me was Shane's "farting is slightly uncouth" haha.

[@johansanchez101]

Praise be.

[@daniellopez2239]

To thee..

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Shane took the nose probe. He’s fully compromised.

[@imavileone7360]

Heeeeyo

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

@@imavileone7360 my N

[@wisterV]

They gave me a deep nasal probe for my Covid test and said “sometimes people bleed from this.”

[@renehernandez1153]

@@TonsMoreCowbelligga

[@connor7329]

@@wisterVi got a deviated schnoz like our dawgz…. they hit me in the bad nostril and pulled out a used tampy

[@frankrizzo2949]

These kids are 10 out of 10 funny. Mcglosky & Grillis

[@field369]

Matt sucks and drivels out Dude every damn sentence

[@jeremewilson4690]

@@field369 don't be a gray fragget

[@aaronwait4144]

It is what it is, cuz

[@coryhueske5245]

Shane talking about the mink man is amazing. Love joe😂

[@1990Co]

There’s a KZbin channel of a dude that shoots rats with a co2 pellet gun and night vision scope. It’s badass man

[@MoonDevoured]

0:58:00 Matt trying to get through a joke or story while giggling always gets me 1:08:20 the Indiana Jones reference hits different after having just seen an Indy movie

[@cornjobb]

i love the smoked ham in the middle of the table. makes me hungry

[@biggrocc19]

P sure that's a salt rock homie. You know Matt loves the minerals and crystals

[@ReeseRabchak]

You may need glasses homie

[@cdr861532]

He’s so high he thinks a giant rock is a ham…….the munchies have taken over his eyes 😂😂😂

[@socialxperiment3162]

@@biggrocc19found the dumb doper

[@jacksonzante5817]

2k likes thats absurd this is the best pod on yt

[@HankyDank]

Dude... girls logging out almost killed me 😂🤣😂

[@peytonpuplava4290]

Being from NW Indiana Lake County Gary is a No Go Zone.

[@Scrub_Jake]

I’m forever calling thongs “log-splitters” now 🤣🤣🤣

[@adventureswithjonny87]

how great is our god

[@opticalcanine]

The log splitter bit at the end had me laughing like an insane person

[@traviscannon1713]

The only podcast where guests hinder the quality of

[@alexandersen1072]

I demolished a box of cinnamon toast crunch and had horse dumps for like 3 days last week

[@gibbson90]

Shane stole Dragula valor NEVER FORGET

[@briana656]

Is the salt lamp growing?

[@coolerman_13]

The boys keeping up with watering it, surely it’s helping.

[@oblivionrefugee]

With natty light and dip spit

[@wasnt_it]

lol, Matt lying about why he actually lies.

[@sixburgh64ss]

You can't tell me that Shane starring in a Kenny Powers prequel wouldn't be so Shrek 1. Woo.

[@cullenshaver106]

One of the best episodes I’ve seen yet

[@cronilogicaly]

Shane looks like the Michelin man who turned into a human after a wish

[@chrisoseland4643]

You've forever made me giggle whenever I see michelin gillis

[@rosedalia1680]

tires

[@FunnyComicClip]

Damn

[@chainsawvsgod384]

Holy fuck that's funny xD

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

A Christmas Miracle

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

"Tech-knuckle" is one of my favorite McCuskerisms

[@steeliewheelies]

“It’s been uncorked dumps” lmao

[@MackSwanson-qr7xw]

Thong as a log splitter was great Matt… thank you

[@joshuggah1]

Hot cast dropping on a Monday? How great is our god

[@kegendean]

Matt’s wildlife knowledge is…….enlightening. Bear family!

[@xxcal128]

That log bit had my ribs aching 😂

[@PontifexFrankimus]

Dropping piles is the best part 😂

[@PROquickscope360]

Shane looking dapper

[@roofies777]

Love the christmas decorations

[@migueldutson7784]

first minutes of this is gold

[@cerealmancerealman6340]

The homeless guy who thought he was a ghost put me out😭😭

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

4:30 gotta get into falconry specifically with the American kestrel fire lil fella

[@420NotSure88]

Wait, that wasn't you who kept playing Dragula at T.G.I Friday's?!

[@PROquickscope360]

So dope I’m tucking back here to comment again

[@drakeweddner]

Wow that Iranian was right

[@DanteRobinson-vy9eg]

i dont think ive ever laughed harder towards the end of a podcast

[@jJacobssStoryY]

not true bro i like drinking hot coffees during the summer and i get heat for it

[@coolerman_13]

Yea dude, I get flak for coffee in the summer.

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Bowlwinder. Classic.

[@andycapp9669]

I LOVE JOSHEPH CARTER the mink man bin all about it for years lol have you seen raptor his monitor ....crazy shit lol

[@tuckerdixon8032]

I love the mink man too

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Matt’s Adam driver impression isn’t bad

[@leapyear9460]

The Minks on the killing frenzy youtube channel is good entertainment

[@NZand]

The boyz put out a new cast AND Sammy Hyde finally puts out Jaihoo’s Trip to the future after 6 years of waiting. This is going to make my 12 hour over-night shift with only 4 hours of sleep almost worth it.

[@tylerlemm9108]

Bro what do you mean 6 years of waiting? It’s on MDE’s youtube

[@NZand]

@@tylerlemm9108 The short story came out years ago as a live broadcast. I’ve been waiting for the illustrated novel version to come out

[@rafaelvazquez7465]

Ticonderoga reference was very subtle

[@ryanwiseman9141]

“A big bowlwinder”, 🤣😂😂😂

[@Meatfractals]

He provides..

[@BIacklce]

Nothing better than dropping turd mountains. The sense of pride "I made this" is about as good as what ladies feel post child birth

[@flowerasteroid6241]

It's a shame to flush such a beautiful creation down the toilet but so is the way of life that nothing ever lasts

[@BIacklce]

@flowerasteroid6241 that's why I take pictures and post them on Facebook. Close family and friends need to know

[@lazylion420]

the salt rock lamp is sucking the fat out of Shane's body. change my mind.

[@Tkeane8]

Insane time accuracy there it was an hour to the second

[@BookerT69]

Goddamn I’m bout to buy the patron young Booker T is back

[@jacquep2363]

Legitimately crying at the hour marker. Don’t exit out too early😭😂

[@cowslayer2926]

The bowling ball joke is hilarious

[@collindonahue25]

Shout out to Cash. Best Janitor at Elon

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

3 the hard way. What up dawgz

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Hell yeah when they laugh we mad

[@reneramos3214]

I just discovered this podcast. Fucking love it !

[@PROquickscope360]

Imma listen to this while I get ready for work in the morning

[@roddydonn2328]

Top tier ep for sure 😂

[@maxswp]

Matt they have the free test on Friday and Wednesday on 57 Lindbergh next to bartram village

[@genericname2284]

Matt’s Mike Tyson impression sounds like John F. Kennedy

[@brackenz555]

Looking like that Salt Life is catching up with O'Gillis!!

[@bughouseweirdo9595]

I love how the subtitles say lean mcdonalds when uncle gillards says leana dumns

[@B0BGN4RLY]

As a Hoosier let me say an "Indiana Jury" is everybody's worst nightmare

[@alexnoelle4202]

Shout out Fort Wayne! Lol

[@Bikewreck]

1:02:10 Lema Dunkums is way funnier than it has any business being

[@Johnny1.0]

RIP Nascar and #3 Dale Earnhardt The Intimidator. The pretty much died same day in my eyes.

[@joeysheehan4630]

Joseph the mink man great trainer

[@josiahmartin5181]

Holy fuck, worlds collide. Long time mink watcher here, only dude I've ever seen grab a rat

[@rakim126]

My dad is big into rat hunter YT

[@HankyDank]

Those minks are badass! They stay murkin rats!

[@scott96999]

Fiber slaps

[@johngarrett5189]

Matt plays a Himalayan Salt Flute

[@righteyeblink8996]

36:04 how the Wild West was conquered. HISTORY do not lie

[@roddydonn2328]

From 14:00 - 20:00 is some quality fucking banter 😂😂

[@nicklesage3551]

I love the smallville references

[@lordgodmajanomikoto7169]

Sup dawgz

[@chandlermayes6980]

So funny they watch the mink man

[@devinleonsmith]

Barber: So what are we looking at today?.....Shane: Come mon, you know I want the far right cut.

[@Justin-ln1fx]

This one made me pulse.

[@homelesssamurai629]

Indiana jury would have been a great title

[@trevorfranklin2859]

Bowlwinder 😂😂😂😂

[@gacysdad]

love the mink guy ! lol

[@Hshbrwnhero]

Fr exploded when they finally mentioned Savita Bhabhi 😂

[@FD_and_B]

Wild Wild West

[@bigbrossi2434]

"You can do either or, it's super aggressive to pee and spy"