Ep 320 Horse Tail

[@spicydaddy2526]

I'm a newcomer to this show, here because I saw Shane's standup special and it was like the funniest hour of standup I've seen in at least 5 years. Something about the dynamic of these two guys is just perfect. Guess I have 400 episodes of a thing to listen to.

[@mikeychimbira1453]

excited for u man welcome to the D.A.W.G squad

[@AdamStarr816]

You will see too on the rare occasion that one of the two is missing from the episode the magic is gone. They are the perfect combination.

[@954buggy]

You have plenty of content to consume, especially the old test 😁🤙 however it isn’t 400 something lol they just randomly started in the 300s out of nowhere lol they skipped like 150 episodes out of nowhere 😂

[@EpicFlavoredMan]

They just started calling it 300sum. They have like 100sum haha. Sneaky little trick from the dawgz

[@Owen-C1997]

​@@EpicFlavoredMannah on the radio dawgs youtube channel they have literally all the old episodes in a playlist. Just audio of matt and shane prank calling his dad half the podcast and shit 😂its funny as fuck

[@blackadam3761]

Shane will never not have the hair of a 2 year old that just woke from a nap.

[@modestmarionette7893]

I will never not see that now lol. Fkin perfect

[@tomsannerhaugen1536]

The gender neutral combover

[@robertdowneypeenis6139]

Got'eeeem

[@Timlareit]

He won’t when it’s gone in 2 years sss

[@robertdowneypeenis6139]

@@Timlareit 🐍

[@cool-guycharlie6380]

Matt's posture has been unreal lately. His whole spine touches that gaming chair

[@dondemarco3246]

kinetic chain is so on point I thought he got jacked over 2 episodes

[@eqx7168]

Its all that ashwaghanda

[@gagaface26]

Bruger method dude

[@emersonmartelle7011]

burger method

[@bonkerzisgood]

Lower back neatly tucked and hands forward ready to interact

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

I can’t tell if binging this pod is scrambling my brain or bringing me closer to nirvana but I’m just gonna go with the latter

[@BakerOrDie123]

In the same boat over the past two months. Just go with it dawg.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Definitely the latter fellow Dawgz, I've listened to all episodes 2 times, most of them 3, and some episodes are so funny I've listened/watched 10+ times lol. This podcast has brightened my life as now I find more stuff and situations funny, this podcast is top tier. 👌

[@Ballhawk99]

I think I’ve slowly been developing psychosis sense I started watching the dawgs

[@diehardhomie]

It's hard to say but I'm doing the same thing right now. I'm gonna say laughing more is good for you, but you just gotta make sure matts theories don't start making too much sense 😂

[@spacemanbill9501]

@@Ballhawk99 update?

[@Tkeane8]

“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain.

[@loser-forever]

been rewatching these old eps and just realized Lemair? is the urban Lee Syatt

[@Henry-kv7zl]

God damn dude that is an excellent comparison

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Cept Lamar is autistic and Lee is a little baby boy

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

Urban ☠️

[@Indoorchicken1995]

Both are definitely autistic. Holds up.

[@PearceVaughn]

that's a freakishly accurate comparison. "what are you dopers getting into" gets Lemaire giggling like the Flying Jew

[@thebossman2010]

Matt out here lookin' like simple jack

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Perfect comparison

[@TheFiendishFive]

You m-m-m make me happy

[@footytang]

I think Shane Dawg got into the nosemobiles over the weekend

[@zg9445]

Big ass sniff right at the top of the cast lol

[@maxlindsay3985]

Matt's beard fits his personality perfectly

[@WhoGuyThat]

He's full grey now its wild. The Shaman is taking his true form.

[@squidincsquid]

Kneel before your General Zod!

[@shaqitup]

shit?

[@_FBI_69_]

It sickens me how Bert Kreischer fans think that they aren’t NPC’s

[@a.k.4o]

They dont know what that means. High horse rider

[@sno-cone6052]

My brother loves Bert Kreisscher, but I just don't see it. He tries too hard and runs over anyone trying to talk.

[@grundlewizard1775]

@@arboreal_aspecteww. Dude. He’s not hated because he’s like, a brutally honest guy who doesn’t care about the backlash, he’s hated because he’s subpar as a comedian and desperately wants to be liked, and he lies to one up people’s stories. It’s a cringe combo. I don’t hate him either but I _for sure_ get the complaints

[@jarnold1789]

I genuinely don’t think he has fans. Like I’m a legit FAN of Matt and Shane, I would fly to a city to see them perform and I pretty much watch whatever they put out. I used to listen to 2 Bears and don’t hate Burt, but I’ve never even been close to being a fan of his. I genuinely don’t think he has fans, especially now

[@jaysmith172]

Year late but to be fair, an npc wouldn’t know they are an npc

[@Togetherwefall]

This is the best episode of this show I wish yawl still did this setup instead of the couch. I’m high on shrooms so sorry if this doesn’t make sense

[@jarnold1789]

Don’t worry, dawg, you made perfect sense

[@ElkinsEric]

The more I hear about Beezer, the more I wanna watch one of his shows.

[@thefoundation8223]

Dude, this podcast should be putting up Rog’s type numbers

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

It could be, show me Rogans spot numbs

[@jsp7218]

Bert Kreischer isn't funny

[@jasonkrapf]

I wasn't expecting this much truth in the comments section, but Jesus christ bert Kriesher sucks

[@WHDRWN]

He's this generations Jeffrey Gurian

[@a.k.4o]

Bert's specials are funny

[@a.k.4o]

You guys realize that the movie Van Wilder was based on Bert's life .

[@not2intoutube]

2 years later and this couldn't be more true....

[@sethjoyner391]

The finest comedians currently

[@DG-bi2yj]

They f0iNe alright

[@willjohn1117]

Definitely them and Nick Mullen are the best

[@ccryder7083]

Jesus Christ this is seriously the only podcast that makes me cry laughing

[@misc0777]

Shane's Comey fascination didn't age too well.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

Neither did the Steele dossier😂

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Has Beezer ever been on this 'cast?? We really need an appearance. I'd also love the entire "Tires" cast on this show to talk about the pilot.

[@ryankrajewski831]

His name is Brian Six. So whatever eps have him on it... It's the Beez. He is super funny. He was recently on Legion of Skanks.

[@m.santillan7328]

Lads for MSSP

[@a.j.ramirez1325]

Fucking right

[@misc0777]

Shane believing the Comey Documentary is hilarious.

[@zg9445]

The walls are closing in!!! 😂😂😂

[@jasonkrapf]

I lived in the Italian market for years and watching every Italian store slowly get replaced by Mexicans, and seeing how ANGRY this made the Italians was awesome.

[@b.samarripa1833]

Respect to the lads 🇲🇽

[@silvanusdaronius4794]

Why?

[@frankwhite7878]

@@silvanusdaronius4794 he’s prob a s pic

[@joemama4473]

They all moved because those cities are shit, they move to where the white people live

[@banksy2]

The dogs never fail to make me laugh!

[@banksy2]

Dawgz

[@ryanrobinson191]

@@banksy2 Absolute Dawgzzz

[@ukuleledame3599]

I got pantsed back in 3rd grade… it was the worst thing that happened in all of 2001

[@somedots]

Makes me think of that tragedy

[@tabascojack08]

If they ever make a live action Beavis and Butthead, the boys better get a call.

[@Adam-hp5hj]

Matt's analysis of the lads is second to none.

[@aust_barrett]

Can’t wait to see the boys in Texas!

[@Wrassle92]

Wisconsin dawg standing by

[@plankro8]

Madison dawg creepin

[@BalotelliFan713]

Dope Larson shirt. Shane getting into dirt track racing is sweet. Needs to go to Woodstock GA. People watching fest and fun parking your pickup back to the wall while getting sprayed with clay all night. Bring a lawn chair and sit up in it

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

Hell yeah we’re here dude who would’ve even thought of that

[@Wesley-mk7fw]

I view Matt as a secondary father, but there are times I myself get disappointed.

[@jeremyray7869]

10 seconds in and i already love the larson shirt

[@jiiig8667]

"What lives miles below the ocean.... thats taint hair dude." 😂😂

[@HAMMERTOAD]

Solo dawg representing Michigan.

[@DeeboDeeJay]

You guys should try watching the episodes backwards. Such a wild transformation. 319 to go!

[@jakegroegler1901]

I’m doing this right now!

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

GA dawg here. What's up boys?

[@kkelleher1000]

The Guardini foreshadowing in this episode rules. The dawg is laying in wait like Vader

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

He's been eyeing the throne since he moved in with Lemeezle, it was his plan all along

[@jarnold1789]

@@chickenmanmackenzie3525Absolutely twisted move by the Gard Dawg

[@EpicFlavoredMan]

Matt looks like good little school boy and Shane just woke up from naptime in kindergarten to eat chicken tendies and chug buds

[@_-_-_-_7777]

Lad talk is spot on

[@beachchickensmedia]

i could listen shane's impersonation of beezer all day

[@Nwidmann]

The dawgs always deliver

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Shane is a mark for a good propaganda fan fiction

[@imavileone7360]

Yarp

[@evanapple5809]

Shane looks like the beakfust guy

[@some______guy]

fat?

[@ayron419]

@@some______guy and a dash of "something else"

[@joshuawells4932]

Shane is munchin on state propaganda

[@birdlawyer6191]

"Maybe this is just the best people can do". Christ, that got serious.

[@Hats502]

The way Matt so casually says we kill billionaires after they don’t give us more vacation time has me fucking rolling. Might be the hardest this cast has made me laugh

[@lostinthewoods8032]

Love you dawgz.

[@stevenguevara2184]

This podcast is just a cog in the machine man. Pissing on hookers is a righteous reason to be in Russia. Consult an energy company is way more suspect

[@punishedmatteson7108]

That part of the Steele dossier allegedly came from 4chan.

[@achumarevolution]

VA dawg checking in

[@Timlareit]

1:02:18 beginning of one of Matt’s greatest theories

[@BeelzeJon]

That YUSSS part is insane 😂

[@TechVikingHunter]

They definitely did some snow plowing before this episode 😅

[@BurnoutBushido]

Missouri DAWG: Present

[@xxlegitfailxx]

i read trumps book art of the deal that was from like late 80s or early 90s. he sounds exactly like that on text too its baffling

[@norwegianmushroom6525]

Those gamer chairs! Hahahaha! Shane's silly head and Matt's boomer haircut. I love you guys. New listener. About to sign up for the patreon. Hope your Halloween was good. What did you guys dress up as - Waldo and Wenda?

[@atomicboomstick2543]

Was there a Paytch for this episode? I can't find it by searching it scrolling through patreon. In fact this episode isn't on patreon either.

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

19:36 you know she dropped a "white folk be having that good hair" on him

[@MANOFBOBRUISK]

This episode is one of the best

[@clydefrog203]

This eppie is totally not 1776

[@GeneralBlorp]

The hair they never tell you about in middle school sex Ed class, and I swear to GOD it's the inspiration for the entire notion of "Original Sin". WHY LORD WHYYYY

[@ceauvidnyenteen3531]

shane is the grown up child actor version of Bob's Big Boy.

[@wisterV]

Shane Gillis- The Last Leprechaun Sasquatch

[@Patrick_Bateman____]

21:41 What’s the show?

[@theonionwizard8686]

Blessed be the dawgz

[@bigpictureguys8415]

23:24 was Shane talking about boardwalk empire? If so I agree. It took everything in me to finish season 3 then I tapped out

[@danielcarlson7333]

Minnesota D.A.W.G. reporting in

[@charlesleska6533]

Hell yea bro, I'm a MN Dawg too

[@danielcarlson7333]

Did you see Shane's show at Mall of America? It was great

[@charlesleska6533]

@@danielcarlson7333 nope, couldn't make it that day. Good to hear it went well, on the pod Shane seemed pessimistic about it.

[@danielcarlson7333]

@@charlesleska6533 he didn't like how the comedy club was in a mall, even if it's the Mall of America. He poked fun at Northern accent too

[@AvonNabors]

the cast pre guard dawg was the best

[@Slime_Lizard]

Don't put the blame on dini buster

[@TylerWigle-kn8yu]

That goldeneye reference was top notch 😂😂 Biden….hunter Biden. Having the blood come on the screen 😂

[@freedomcobra8150]

Killer episode

[@li23k3]

Horse Tail is great, but QuickTime Kennedys seemed underappreciated.

[@li23k3]

Also, we can appreciates y’all aging cougars as well as the up and comers. ‘Tis not a zero sum game. Love enough for everybody pretty decent.

[@erinchance1438]

“Let’s go in there and fuck Dorian’s face” I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[@mickeyabbot5851]

"They're like roosters" hahah

[@joshiscool1313]

“Fake Noos” is an all timer. Still holds up 9/15/23

[@TheZachCline]

Bro Lemeezy just openly getting shit wrong while trying to fact check is so damn funny 😂

[@jsp7218]

The last funny podcast

[@talibanchristian]

wait why are you saying that wtf?

[@keanuobrien2082]

Except for lemaire, he ruins every single riff/bit. It is funny when they shit on how unfunny and dumb he is tho ig.

[@danielson6197]

No Need For Apologies Are You Garbage? The Bonfire Wizard of Pod Is There Anything Better? RAP LoS

[@neggit2063]

Sam Hyde probably showed Shane that Otoya Yamaguchi's video.

[@treybrown3798]

Shane predicting bussing with the boys at the call her daddy part lol

[@ShroomFactory]

is there a paytch for this?

[@mediocredude2264]

Love the dopercam

[@graydonlee07]

I use conditioner on my horse hair so it's more like soft dog hair

[@ScorpionP2C]

Gardini on Are You Garbage this week. The prophecy is complete!

[@derrekhuff5815]

Florida Dawg: standing by

[@WHDRWN]

yee yee

[@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse]

Aye

[@F4MOUSxN4STY]

Shane that James Comey movie is so bad can’t believe you thought it was good

[@MrAs2114eva]

I love the dawg but his overall taste in movies is dog shit

[@donaldhamilton9370]

Matt looks way different with the facial growth

[@bobsicslar1240]

i love you dawg

[@BeRoyal37]

Nebraska DAWG: in the house

[@qwerty6574]

"The colonies were full of pantsers"

[@RedSkin92]

7th in the dawg house So Cal in for roll call

[@mariocabrera6559]

Awwww yeeeahhh what’s up boys

[@jsp7218]

RI Dawg checking in. Providence 401 how great is our God?!

[@vandalistica]

I watched this episode ages ago and now it doesn't show that I liked it. Suss as hell @youtube

[@rickmegonnell64]

South Bend, Indiana

[@bedwardlid618]

The producer cam it lit

[@bigpictureguys8415]

20:45 Shane’s disgust face

[@rakim126]

Hawaii dawg signing in

[@apmcmanus93]

Your Maine Dawg reporting in

[@lylechipperson3407]

tf does matt say "TAILIAN" instead of italian

[@wes4619]

Thats that philly accent. Just like jaeatyet?

[@CrackinJacks138]

He says Mario all fucked up too, like mayor-eo

[@squidincsquid]

@@CrackinJacks138 should it be said mare-eo ?

[@puddintaine4556]

EEE-TAL-YAN

[@fumewahfter]

Ive heard a few "impordant"s

[@mysteradio]

thank you guys for producing my favo-fckn-rite podcast

[@shrimpscampin]

shanes hair looks like a little kids that got ruffled

[@DayZ_MobyD]

Lol featuring special guest: cheat shot stockton x)

[@ttamgoud846]

California DAWG: Trump 2020