MSSP 306- Spuddoula

[@user-ri7fo6tp5e]

"If every meal you eat is delicious you're going to die" --Matt may be prophetic

[@AidenLangMusic]

IS*

[@billyscheck9528]

The shaman cured my gout

[@joshuaparker5919]

You come to MSSP for Shane Gillis, but you stay for Matt McCusker

[@bluecollarboys4495]

Cap

[@HUTCHIRL]

Facts

[@ACarter87]

Nah

[@illuminati5160]

I definitely stay for shane gillis. Matt is just an added bonus

[@evanho4538]

That’s what my buddy always says

[@jacobsonnier7259]

I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.

[@kim-jong-poon]

LOVE the history talk boys. It's the main reason I signed up for the paytch. Tardcore history rules.

[@nintendoROX121]

We need a 4th episode so bad

[@deepaktoor7376]

tardcore ☠

[@thedogs3467]

We got the Louie Presidents series now babyyyy

[@kim-jong-poon]

@@thedogs3467 the God has most certainly blessed the DAWGZ.

[@barahng]

Shane explaining a book he just read while Matt gets random details wrong is funny as hell. Matt thinking Pearl Harbor was done by two biplanes crashing into ships for example.

[@joshtruman377]

The redskins should have kept the name, but change the mascot to a small red potato.

[@Anubis.6256]

This is genius level autistic marketing SIR

[@Holycrap204]

Shane calling his sister “Slammin’ Sarah Sosa” kills me every time

[@maxxxie7511]

slammin Sarah Sosa vs fart McGuire who wins?

[@mypawsoflove]

It fucking breaks me, so damn funny. I'd love to see some Gillis family video footage. How hilarious to be in this house.

[@CLR1992]

".. then some dude shows up in a colour you've never experienced", comedy gold.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

This quote kills me everytime I open comments on this podcast. First time I saw it, Matt had just said it LOL

[@cbh148]

14:40

[@slidethedoss239]

How Good Is Our Pod

[@JustTookABigDump]

Amen brother!

[@Scoobert98]

Hail pamon

[@nolanduarte]

@@Scoobert98 gfy #legalizecrucifixion

[@saltyschmitty7]

How good was shanes bod before he quit footballs

[@davidp5722]

Pod is Great

[@roddydonn2328]

3:33 😂😂 “Sir your choco levels are off the charts” “I only had a couple bowls”

[@j.b.7133]

That's not at all accurate to the line lol

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHAWCUHLUT!!! CHAWWWWCKLIT! CHOCOLATE! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! WAKOCOLATE HEHEHEHEHE

[@Dbagnj]

Just two pirates livn' the salt life, on the SS Rogies.

[@Johnny1.0]

Boats and Ho's!

[@BigShaneGillis]

The Elder Prophets of Dawgsylvania have bestowed more holy transcripts to the common Dawg. Here here

[@1ND1V1DUAL1ST]

HERE HERE!

[@vigodatopia2229]

Derp?

[@1ND1V1DUAL1ST]

@@vigodatopia2229 Derka derka Muhammad Jihad, Haka shirpa shirpa buckala?

[@mitchierichie]

Hear, hear!

[@scottwood5957]

Awesome comment for a guy who can't throw a fish back into a lake

[@jackday420]

Definitely one of the most rewatchable podcasts.

[@HaZeyTheViking]

Shane bets on ufc strictly based on race is the funniest thing I have ever heard

[@kevingallagher406]

the ol norm strategy

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

​@@kevingallagher406 reminds me of that tragedy

[@hammurds]

@@kevingallagher406I usually bet on the bigger blacker guy

[@HitRockBoglim]

@@hammurds That's a safe bet doggie

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

@@HitRockBoglimdawgie * c’mon bro, show some class, dawg

[@matthewsprague3382]

Man I generally don't laugh out loud at stuff, especially alone but that teenis dump story flattened me.

[@jarnold1789]

I hate that I know exactly what he was talking about. Teenis life is tough, man

[@deezlesteezle]

​​@@jarnold1789I thought teenis was just a bit!

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Dawgs, found this pod 2 months ago and today I became a paytch. Best dawg gone decision I may have ever made. Blessed be the dawgs 🙏🏻

[@jarnold1789]

Praise be. Welcome, dawg

[@scrillagorilla3532]

Lamaire laughing at you discussing teenus issues is hilarious. You recognizing his laughter as agreement is next level irony. Top cast boys.

[@sammcdermott9210]

“he’d be a good midwife for a dump” had me crying

[@brycelawson1627]

Teenis Support Group starts at 24:10

[@devoptimist]

That's some of the funniest stuff I've heard from these guys

[@3bSneaky_]

Thank u brother ☠️☠️☠️ the slammin Sarah Sosa part buried me in the dirt; couldn’t breathe

[@yung_bonsai]

as a fellow Central PA boy, it's insane to hear someone on a cool ass podcast talking about Maple Grove

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

Mat saying "hey man, be more careful in the future", equating a homicide of passion to hitting someone in your car when youre drunk is top tier

[@jetlertheromarian1468]

Can someone please remind me of what episode they talked about Matt's family killing kids in the Schuykill river. Classic MSSP moment

[@puddintaine4556]

McCusker Family Curse

[@verynice210]

Shane has mentioned touring Gettysburg battlefield so many times he should be the tour guide by now

[@scottshoe842]

That would fucking rule.

[@jasondeliello2352]

I’d pay more money then a regular show for that all day

[@wedgefeyhong9756]

Shane u need to run for president of skankkonia

[@BRILLiantMindzMedia666]

He should be big jays Vice President

[@Dbagnj]

Its the United Skanks of America... but I agree

[@thicc_reap7569]

Dave/Gillis 2020

[@Thaddius0]

@@thicc_reap7569 that may be the only ticket that could beat Shaffir

[@gimmedataids]

Starts at 4:45, big dawgs

[@Sprite_525]

_My_ man

[@ednakrabapoly]

thanks babe

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

You the real MVD. Most valuable dawg.

[@chrismathewsjr]

king

[@michaeldurfee3061]

I legit hit a Teenis right before watching this I almost passed away from giggles during the Teenis fest you guys had

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

My mans had the giggs

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

“It’s kinda racist that they only do smalls for gluten frees” had me 😂🤣

[@myflatlineconstruct]

I find myself saying "eww" , all the time now. Thanks shane .

[@cabin_fever]

must be a philly area thing. i remember bam margera saying it all the time

[@bigmoose99]

Instead of someone saying sick move, people in Philly would just say eww in the 90s.

[@allenginsberg1112]

"Is this guy tryna fuck me?"

[@ToniBoordane]

Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you” Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[@davidjd123]

I read this right as he said that lol

[@BITCOINisJOKE]

This Shane guy is hilarious, and Matt's presence of mind is rare and hilarious

[@jorgea.r.g3004]

Shane needs to get in the octagon

[@yungbusiness]

I think the subconscious reason I always got these guys and related to them so much is because of our shared experiences in life with a teenis❤️ so glad we can all be open Bout our tenis

[@HaZeyTheViking]

The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on KZbin is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on KZbin is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.

[@squidincsquid]

Why'd you give up on your YT page? You've got over 1,000 subs. I'm just curious as I'm just getting started building a gaming YT channel (and twitch). ✌

[@HaZeyTheViking]

@@squidincsquid haha, those subscribers are mostly from 10 years ago. I stopped playing games as much and lost the passion for making videos. If you want to build a successful youtube channel today you have to be extremely entertaining or really good at the game.

[@ajaj3196]

Damn, the pod is so much better when they aren't talking current events or politics..

[@T_D_B_]

Yuuuup! I don't come here for current events, I want to escape them!

[@How_2_Guru]

You sound gay

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Matthew is the epitome or bro & dawg love combined. He is the reincarnation of my little brother who was also my dawg

[@michaelzabala6739]

Man this episode was so good

[@dw053408]

Really glad that I waited until the guest came on 👍👍

[@dirtyduval1904]

Another hilarious pod. Praise be to the DAWGZZ

[@a.k.4o]

Matt is really looking like his late great father. Patrick Duffy. In this episode

[@Nunya7211]

Golden ep. No flaws

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

Good to know Matt's Teenis is just like mine. 👍 shit happens once every few months atleast

[@thebigcheeseful]

19:19 True friendship

[@sabastianstevens6402]

I will never need therapy as long as Matt and Shane discuss Teenis, here here dawgs

[@lukegooding4221]

“U gotta dump a bunch of chemicals in it to neutralize the dump”

[@adamcurley5358]

My favorite part is reading the comments right as I start so I have no context for the funnies coming up

[@EVAASIVEOne]

I come back to this ep for my worst teenis morning dumps. Dudes Im strugglin

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Me too, dawg. My teenis is terrified of my bussy

[@EVAASIVEOne]

@@JimmyJamesJimbo Im taking a morning shit right now dude what the fuck

[@WhiteFilthVinyl]

1:37 🤣🤣🤣 what a start.. This might be the goat episode,

[@ah4246]

Just two red blooded bulls lockin horns

[@Timujen]

Matt dropping little Calvin & Hobbes references makes so happy

[@lxrussell95]

22:00 done it

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

As a white guy, I have too many black friends lol they fucking love me! Yo, just saying I’m not even sure I’m white anymore dawgs. The race war is bullshit. We’re all just dawgs. Fuck the color of our coats. We’re all just dawgs in the end. And guess what? All dawgs go to heaven ❤

[@snakecat586]

I do air conditioning. And we’re told to not ask to use the restroom. Very true

[@dannyk1289]

Every tenus’s class photo 😂

[@rakim126]

Diarreah doula made me hit pause to laugh it all out

[@13kaxno13]

Damn, Shane mentions Georgia! Praise be the Dawgs, from Geo🫡✊🏻

[@mykolokolo]

the bros at gettysburg reminds me of that mexican dude’s bit about chulos in nature

[@Looneyboy]

Damn. 3 years. Look how far these DAWGS ARE NOAW!

[@kieran8720]

Two years later and the Kanye shit just gets wilder lol

[@RG-tm7uq]

Why can’t I find this ep on their page? This is the first time listening/watching this for me. I’m pleasantly surprised

[@sambino2726]

"How's it going to piss out of the toilet?"

[@rpshanks]

27:00 did you pick up on the chatter? LOLOLOLOLOL

[@shanegarcia5963]

As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null

[@ElBlancoPirata]

When I found MSSP i would get so annoyed by Matt. A year later he’s probably one of the funniest humans I’ve ever seen. #TalkThatShitShaman

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Just wanna give a shout-out to my black dawgs, I love you bros. More than McCusker loves his wife lol and I mean that shit 😂❤

[@stefancompaneet7605]

Great episode

[@inscrutable67]

The tenis diarrea story had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@InfoWarsTexas]

57:44 The ultimate rock paper scissors

[@derekboudreau2144]

Flags lookin tight dawgz

[@stevenguevara2184]

Gravity at work

[@spudicus6747]

Nope, billy ironed it

[@mafiadabest]

I'm glad the Dawlgs talked about mid-seat-mess teenis. Thought I was the only one.

[@oscarvargas1396]

You guys should get that guy, Marcus Arilius on the pod for all the stoic dawgz

[@jotun.616]

Three yrs and still no one has made the pee shield toilet seat? We can all see it in our heads. Do i have to do it myself?

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Teenis class photo made me fucking howl. So unbelievably funny.

[@PushupsNMushrooms]

Teenis piss between the lid and the toilet has never happened to me, not bragging but ever since I first heard that I have taken precautions.

[@TheDJOblivion]

I legit thought that only happened with females, i died when they said their dix were so small it happened to them cuz I immediately pictured teenis the size of a large clïtor.

[@Samtheman902]

Coming back to this is something

[@bigredactionsportsstuff1245]

Shane was ahead of his time with the NHL being progressive

[@GeneralBlorp]

So no more Radio Dawgz channel allowed, eh? What's the haps on that my dudes? Btw I would never have found the pod without the pirate channels... wouldn't have told my buds about it. Wouldn't be listening today. Just something to consider...

[@nolanduarte]

#warmode brought me here.

[@nuckels188]

Rattle Snake how/where do i find warmode

[@eddiemumford]

“…And prove I can be damaged by the sun”

[@SubjectDelta20]

My dad walked in on my mom sleeping with another guy in their bed when I was like 5. Me and my brother were at the neighbors house being babysat while mom had her "Alone" time, next thing I hear are gunshots. Dad shot that guy 7 times in the chest in the middle of the street after dragging him out of the house. The penalty varies from state to state, but in Gulfport, Mississippi where this happened he was charged with whats called "Depraved heart murder", similar to Manslaughter but acknowledging that you were basically driven temporarily insane & nowhere near what you would consider to be a stable frame of mind. He served 8 years.

[@mypawsoflove]

Wow. This wild to experience, let alone as small child.

[@jiiig8667]

Dude American commercials must be crazy! 😂

[@spetruzify]

No justice. No Peace. No racist. Police. No tenis. No rhea.

[@yamaharider58]

Zuck legit looks like Data from Star Trek

[@davedavid7061]

Imma use Yabba Dabba Doo as my go to gloat

[@BurnoutBushido]

Hell yeah dude

[@TheSneakyDingus]

Stav go home

[@jordangebben7634]

Are you guys doggin radio dawgz?? I would have never found you boys with out his uploads. I can’t afford all your content but man do I appreciate being able to see a lot of it. You guys work hard so I understand, get your compensation but see if there is anything you guys can work out.

[@nolanduarte]

Fuck these satanist bundlenof sticks, warmode was good. This is trash. This fat aspergers dan Harmon looking slack jawed a sexual antifa lover.

[@nolanduarte]

Warmode was too woke for them.

[@mr-sj6kd]

@@nolanduarte luis j gomez?

[@mykolokolo]

it’s a dollar a month how can you not afford

[@1neOfN0ne]

Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork

[@chefmilk_]

Was hit in a hit and run while listening to this. Praise be the shamans powers that kept me safe

[@MoonDevoured]

3:10 classic 😄

[@dchavira69]

Plain, Life cereal is ELITE

[@Shablamalamadingdong]

that tenis conversation 🤣

[@mccauley1911]

Yellin yaba daba doo and stealing your sisters cereal rules

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

41:21 "that guy was so mad when he found out someone was bangin' his ¹⁵year old" that's dark as fk. Lol

[@fallenabr7654]

19:18 bro holy shit that got me

[@rickymendoza6173]

55:00 that was Rafael fiziev

[@nimahanna1709]

3 min goated segment 20:30

[@retrodadstl]

😂that george floyd bit😂

[@pepsirm7]

Matt- “Talking to the phone on Spud”

[@Johnny1.0]

Oh shit a black gentleman... Your life matters sir just look at my social media posts the last 4 months! Just dont look any further than that I was hacked.... everyday.... for 10 years... 🤭

[@Flummer99]

Had to pause and go look up the Mike Perry clip. They really tried to burry that clip

[@bigdawgs94]

One of the funniest guys I ever met was a black nascar official at my local short track, Bowman Grey, first official nascar track. Dude told the funniest most racist black jokes 😂

[@saucenflow]

i got 8th overall in nhl 16 was such a nerd on that game went 86-8 quit cuzz of the 8th loss lol

[@monkeyearcheese420]

We need a wap remix with trench warfare footage