MSSP 305- Teenis Envy

[@michaelzabala6739]

Just when I thought Tim dillon was the last great thing to watch in youtube I found the secret podcast

[@ElkinsEric]

Welcome. The broski’s have missed ya.

[@michaelzabala6739]

@@ElkinsEric I brought deemz and boomerz for the skis

[@wisterV]

Dillon still rules

[@michaelzabala6739]

@@wisterV dillon is so fkn funny. He has a very dark and real comedy

[@Inevitabledreamss]

Amen, brother!

[@Sprite_525]

Starts at 4:37

[@imavileone7360]

Thank you Jr

[@crisisactor420]

Thanks dawg

[@captaindsnuts9451]

You’re a real one

[@Smason432]

One the OG heads my dude

[@reeflab2221]

Big teenis energy

[@BigDome1]

The thought of Shane on Wild 'n Out is truly excellent.

[@terrestrialsoup]

"speaking of mario kart, I've been watching the soprano's." thats a segway!

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

Tony plays mario kart with one hand in an episode like a true alpha

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

​@@Fingeringmyboarddudejust to add to Shane's hilarious hate for Italians: Tony (and all wops) play video games better than Shane. Man it must bother him so much knowing he's a step below Italians and of full Irish descent. Italy chads can't stop winning 😎😎

[@PatrickFisherman-bn3hg]

I know this was 2 years ago, and not to be a fag or anything, but segue.

[@JoseCastillo-dv5zu]

Segue

[@bedwardlid618]

Matt lookin like a jacked Meg Ryan

[@chadgrov]

Ha! shit. not bad

[@prideneverdies1001]

lmao

[@ElkinsEric]

McCuskers ideals on the “weed growing for the common man” make great sense. I’d vote for the man...

[@antonenb]

Sure but he has so many retarded ideas besides that.

[@TheReaper42069]

Me too

[@License2Bust]

Yeah dude let’s praise midwit weedtawd for “making sense”. Reddit moment

[@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098]

Matt is 100% right on the toilette seat thing. There is no logical justification for men being expected to put a seat back down after we have been kind enough to lift it up purely for their benefit in the first place

[@TIDTYBOIII37]

I don’t like piss on the seat when I DO sit down to shit. It’s not that hard to do both, to be fair

[@JacobSupertramp]

⁠@@TIDTYBOIII37exactly, it’s not hard, so the fact someone bitched about it in the first place is insane

[@stckyfngerss]

@@JacobSupertrampcheck mate

[@laurencezemlick1979]

You are correct, there is no logical reason. But we’re talking about girls here.

[@Sticky_Ricky]

I close my seat and lid solely because I saw an animation showing the plume of shit and piss particles that erupt from the bowl when you flush. But before I saw that, it was the only thing my wife and I fought about.

[@ProfSquarez]

Pretty sure this is the first pod of the Dawgs that I ever listened to. The rest is history

[@toonstierney1170]

Great posture from the shaman. Horrible posture from the bull.

[@MoarMike]

Damn dude it's crazy you say that because I've been actively working on my posture since seeing the bull slouching like a goober a few weeks ago.

[@gunshow86de]

Shouts out Brügger!

[@louleebelle38]

The yang to the yin

[@EastboundAndDowns]

He's just in a chair that isn't big enough for the Young Bull. The headrest is sitting at his neck.

[@davidperez5089]

Shane wouldn't be the bull if he was always erect.

[@mykolokolo]

when is shane just gonna get drunk and play grand strategy games for us

[@JayBry1989]

That's a fucking great idea, just seeing Shane get more shit faced while trying to win a simulation of an epic historic battle, while also obviously reeling of facts about said battle. I'd deffo watch that

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

1000%❤

[@j.stomps3202]

Matt's Bin Laden at McDonalds joke deserves more appreciation

[@bigheverly]

The nonchalant-ness of the “so how long you dunk these fries for” was killer

[@davidperez5089]

Not there yet but i bet he gets the nuggets with sweet and sour, and an apple pie.

[@zakb4198]

Can I get a baconator?…. Sike!

[@elrotenga]

Facts I laughed so damn hard at the whole bit

[@jrwhynot3631]

the solo camera shots really do change the vibe of the cast. the far wide shot just makes so much more sense for this show

[@bcaple254]

I made the mistake of listening to this while doing db press and almost dropped the weight when Matt started contemplating where chicken fingers come from

[@sirfrancisbacon4344]

Lol bro

[@user-rl9bf1jr8i]

Almost dropped those 5’s on your micro penis

[@rocklee33221]

Bro I can’t lift while listening to funny stuff, I always lose strength from laughing and immediately have to put the weight down.

[@jordanberry2358]

@@rocklee33221lmao imagine a funny just hyping you up like a beat drop

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

Bro, I play basketball listening to these boys and there's been many a time I looked retarded taking a jump shot when the laughs hit lol

[@yuga4K]

Shane torturing his sister with cancer is top tier comedy

[@hunter_hult]

As a dispensary owner in Denver who got screwed hard by one of the biggest companies out here... I agree with everything that Matt said about marijuana.

[@hugeherb]

Whats your business name dawg?

[@hunter_hult]

@@hugeherb native roots

[@itsmeyo9192]

First time I've seen the bull get a bit defensive/shy when the talk came to dog girl haha

[@JayBry1989]

'The one with the fat ass?' Before confirming the age was fucking hilarious

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Shoutout owen benjies, hes winning a lawsuit against patreon that will keep mssp safe from ever being kicked off for content.

[@ck2394]

Somehow his fans got to sue and won too, just goes to show how easy it is go get rich if youre even slightly good at the bureaucracy of our shitty justice system.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

@@ck2394 that is the same lawsuit I’m referring to. And they got to sue because Patreon violated their own TOS then tried to change them after the fact. At least that was my interpretation of it.

[@JoeMaMa-vw5er]

Starts at 4:45 my dawgs

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Shane Gillis on wild n out might be the clash of 2 worlds we never knew we needed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shane! Busta move 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

And now 7/15 nick cannon gets fired from wildnout for anti semetic comments! The timing on all this is WILD

[@1ND1V1DUAL1ST]

@@RepairRenovateRenew "anti semetic" comments is what they're now using to start cancelling the black people they don't like because if they say they're being "racist" no one takes it seriously. They recently went after Ice Cube as well when he mentioned the black cube of Saturn.

[@Sprite_525]

This is pure irony. Side note tho, Nick Cannon is still hired by Fox Network.

[@Patrick_Bateman____]

40:57 Matt said something so [redacted] they had to cut it. I desperately want to know what that thing was.

[@daveslow84]

You already know too much😮

[@mtchll_chndlr]

Will they ever turn the salt lamp on?

[@chrismcardle5418]

Nah they just lick it for minerals before and after the pod

[@ugugugthe2nd.732]

On the Paytch

[@squidincsquid]

They only turn the salt lamp on for the paytch. Better bust out $1 for that salt lamp lighting dawg.

[@mtchll_chndlr]

@@squidincsquid Im subbed playboy

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

From a certain camera angle it looks like Shane is warming his hands on it

[@rakim126]

Real dawgs waited through the darkness and the silence at the beginning before emerging into greatness

[@tazer95]

Audio is much improved. Good shit, lads

[@FarmerJimbob]

I love matt and I wish his weed idea would be realistic... But the issue is regulating the small individual growers who distribute to dispensaries. The amount of required records keeping and inspections is insane. So most states you can grow for yourself or your friends but not to sell to the general public. Outdoor grows have MASSIVE problems with fungus and pests and that's why they do it indoors

[@huntermccoy7641]

Right so why regulate. Just let people do thier own thing. Its its shit product people wont buy

[@joshualewis8277]

Dawgz...I've been listening for a minute...this is the best podcast that is so hard to recommend. I'm like....bro, girl...give it an hour...I know. Bahahahaha

[@wavedog23]

Zero surprise that Shane plays as DK. We would have also accepted: Ganondorf, Wario, or Bowser. The bigboiz always gravitate to the big characters. One of my buddies is 6'1, 220+ and always goes for the Vanilla Gorilla.

[@poon_don]

It's true, but there's also a contingency of skinny dudes who wish they were huge and thus main grapplers and shit. I'm one of them, a wigger of fatness, a "bigger" perhaps. Most of my friends are fats so it's my culture too. It's just too satisfying watching how mad people get when you delete their entire health bar with three well-timed moves.

[@wavedog23]

@Poon Don Big dudes playing as big characters is one of my favorite things in gaming and Im all for it. When my DK buddy charges his big fisto, I get way too hype and we laugh our asses off as he chases my Doc around. If you don't respect the Big, you're gonna get fuckin' dunked on lol

[@superdooper50]

​@@poon_don"bigger" lmaoo

[@tonythetiger1600]

I play as the girl character allways have since a kid I get piss taken out ov me 2 this day

[@danh4724]

This Matt guy has good taste in black intellectual round tables

[@fourcampsreally9385]

Do those exist? Are those tables better at blaming others for their own problems? Lol

[@SGFTI]

Matt talking about taking down the big corporations while wearing a Berkshire Hathaway shirt.

[@davidperez5089]

The name alone screams snob douche co.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

keep your enemies closer cuh

[@godzoox]

Put both lids down so now everyone has to pick it up...

[@orenthalsimpson]

Nick Cannon just got fired from all of his shows for his racist comments.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Dope

[@headfullofacid8088]

It was because he criticized the small hats

[@Sprite_525]

Scott Wakeling - nah it was also “all people on earth who have less melanin”. Deshaun Jackson directly hit the stars of David and just got a timeout.

[@ADPax10]

The toilet seat explanation was so fucking good! The rest of the time, they're pretty bad ass, but then they encounter a toilet seat not down, and they go NUCLEAR and they're angry the rest of the night.

[@Charlieboy2680]

This is the best podcast!

[@strangerecon]

Matt looks like a young Steve Irwin

[@matturner6890]

39:05 thank you for recognizing my service

[@ericschinn]

1:01:10 Matt referring to being sober as being “regular” omg

[@bobbybaker8473]

I get so pumped when I hear them bring up the poconos.

[@bdonahue88]

Matt hit the nail on the head 23:00-24:10

[@GoodCookinAquarius]

Being on wild'n out would've been equivalent to a reverse minstrel show, especially how shane describes Gary Owen😂😂😂

[@garrisjones7476]

Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken have a pretty sweet scene about Sicilian’s melanin in True Romance

[@jsp7218]

4:45 show starts

[@ajwong4375]

I’m way too stoned for 5 minutes of absolute silence to start this holy shit wtf

[@dlz5534]

44:00 Praise Allah!

[@notamemo8431]

one important thing about current weed grows now a days in america . about 30-40% of the farms functioning is actually ran by cartels . they’re super popular in california texas arizona and New Jersey . indoor grows worked by normal people . with actual licenses sometimes even but most of the time it’s just a in the desert / woods grow hire random people to harvest / maintain . pay off silence you’re solid

[@louleebelle38]

this was cool man flowed nicely

[@wisterV]

Before bothering politicians on the local level, I suggest taking a very close look at some states that have turned the corner on growing your own. big business is inching their their way into dispensaries by over saturating the market with lower cost, lower quality product marketed to look small time and local in any environment with loads of ambient ambiguous advertising

[@nacetroy]

In case no one's pointed it out - Matt's youthful look is a cross between Sixth Sense era Haley Joel Osment and Edward Norton. Also Matt, postmodernism had some good insights but it's been perverted by Marxists and intersectional feminists to be complete poison. I can't stand Thaddeus Russell but he makes some good points on postmodernism, there are also some critiques of Jordan Peterson's take on postmodernism. I think a lot of it is bullshit, but the arguments on grand narratives are worthwhile to understand.

[@antonenb]

You're spot on, on his appearance. Holy shit.

[@mandybee3127]

Shut up

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

58:50 chicken bocks is next level

[@wily4422]

You want to keep those mics about a fist from your face. Don't you watch JRE?

[@imavileone7360]

Eww fuh no

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

@@imavileone7360 it's crazy that Rogan became Marc maron.

[@nacetroy]

@@user-gn5bu7tx1b yeah, fuck rogan but the mic a fist away from mouth works

[@imavileone7360]

@@user-gn5bu7tx1b 100%

[@Knuckleheaded76]

@@nacetroy wait why fuck rogie?

[@bruceW1144]

“Why you talking like your tongue takes up your whole mouth” 😂

[@mediocredude2264]

Shane should stream Total War

[@bdawk511]

Matt's idea for micro permits for weed is pretty great haha

[@thisisforonecomment]

Anyone that’s ever grown or sold weed takes a similar stance… it’s the only way

[@JuanHunnaIIX]

I refuse to worry about putting the lid down...i didn't piss on the seat or the floor so be grateful....damn

[@Slim.Shaggy]

I loved kingdom total war as a kid, glad to see it’s still alive

[@poon_don]

The toilet seat thing is a lot like when a woman tries to make you sleep on the couch. Just say "nah", what can they really do? Me being recently divorced is entirely unrelated to this, I swear.

[@954buggy]

I can see Wild n Out Shane in my head right now… he’s on the red squad trying to catch the flow in the Wildstyle round and as he goes to start his flow he gives up and says “this is fuckin gay”

[@nickp440]

I just golfed nine holes with my dad. Got hammered. Came back to their house. My mom started yelling at him in his polo and sunburnt face. I turned on this podcast shortly after and they start talking about literally what i just saw 🤣

[@alexandermacron5541]

Yung bulls! Point them mics to the heavens and let it rip

[@craigroswell7994]

I've been holding the frontline with the war between my mom and sister and the toilets.

[@jonvia]

When I heard lupus, I thought of George Costanza yelling "Lupus?!? Is it Lupus?!?"

[@BlastinRope]

Moving the starting soon text to the center was the highlight of this cast

[@KenobiStark1]

Shane for President, Matt for Vice President Shaman

[@justingodfrey7443]

You guy split my sides

[@eymum4142]

Godamn this one hit hard

[@JBOM-qp8nq]

The only thing you guys do wrong, is you don’t make enough content. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@AxelCross]

A chicken "finger" or tender is a small muscle inside the breast. If you break down a whole or half chicken correctly you can see the tender and pull it out in one piece, separate from the rest of the breast muscle. Like wings and drums, you only get two per bird :)

[@AxelCross]

Of course, most "tenders" are false tenders and are just sliced breast meat. Once you learn the distinctive shape of the actual tender muscle the fakes are easy to spot and its 95% of places that use them

[@jamesalexander8872]

Most restaurants just slice down breasts into "tenders " as well

[@ryancapell4319]

Starting with over 4 minutes of silence. Shout out Lemaire😂😂

[@loganmurphy4406]

5:48 "i dont care, at all, obviously" *screaming*

[@workinghands1344]

Hail Paimon

[@thekrustychub5038]

My brain can't comprehend what Shane looks like.

[@danh4724]

Shoutout to Glenn Loury! Good call by Matt

[@fallenabr7654]

28:11 that is the most direct way you can describe betting on fights lmao

[@halfthefunnn]

4:44 woot woot! Holy shit guys lol

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

23:45 suicidal golfers is a great bit

[@nickof93]

I'm sure McCustard had something to do with the sick intro

[@SNNetwork]

Matt everyone’s right mics should be pointed up or down vertical it’s not like the round ones on stage

[@fromhereon014]

Stinks, lets just start a consulting firm and draw 5% of the CumTown and MSSP paych. Made for life

[@JerrysLiver]

thinking a chicken has one drum and one flat is maybe the funniest incorrect agreements yet

[@frankcyprian5878]

I get to see into the past where Shane goes full paw patrol. Rules.

[@fromhereon014]

Godamn YT is keeping this one off my subs list. Bastards

[@BanditoBurrito]

I want Shane to review every total war

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I love golf, but skis do take it way too seriously for their skill level. I'm just in it for the nature, the beers, a cigar, a tan, and to grip and f**kin' rip.

[@ryanmiller775]

Shout out Riggins. Shout out Pippa

[@puddintaine4556]

Pippa, noiiiii!!

[@boosh90]

NAAAAOOOOOWWWWW PIPPAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

OUAGH NAOHHH

[@puddintaine4556]

@@RepairRenovateRenew *NoO0IiRrR*

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Ya ever jerkin your gherkin too much then it stings when you piss? I am Ryan crackle crackle.

[@GoodCookinAquarius]

Dawgs... a party with just weed and is beer is grown man shit😂😂😂

[@FernandoGonzalez-ys4wq]

If women demand I put the seat down for them to pee I demand they lift it for me, imagine men complaining that you didn’t lift the seat for them

[@bigol9223]

girls just want to plop down and risk it all without taking their eyes off their phone for even a fraction of a second

[@superdooper50]

Yeah, if I have to touch the seat to lift it, you should be fine to touch it when you put it down. Just simple logic, ladies 💋

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

That's rookie shitt. I've always put both seats down so they have to lift the lid.

[@bgillett72]

Hell ya

[@SooperTim]

4:45 holy shit

[@GoodCookinAquarius]

Dammit dawgs... i dislike them button masher game UFC is where it's at😂😂😂

[@bigdawgs94]

Lmao Shane not being able to differentiate between the Chinese names is my main gripe with the Three Body Problem book series

[@mattdagangsta]

a bunch of fratty golfers saying no we’re not watching ufc we’re betting on family feud would have me livid lmao

[@seankellyhimself5877]

You guys are great!

[@ETHANR26]

Anti Pet movement absolutely goated

[@ETHANR26]

wait it's because they're vegan? 😂

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

1:05:10 god there was a good bit opportunity there for Matt or Shane to say “and while she’s sniffing around you place the goods behind your bird”

[@huntermccoy7641]

The weed license problem is also a paper mill problem because of hemp

[@jsp7218]

4:40 starts

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

As serious as some people take golf, is how little of a fuck I give about golf

[@merfymac]

Great episode.

[@Respect2Time]

Devorah in Mortal Kombat is my main too lamair 😅

[@John-xz9ur]

Hell yeah audio rocks!

[@Pastor_Chief]

God, I want to fight Shane and Matt in Mortal Kombat so freakin bad

[@JuanHunnaIIX]

Why did i have to search for this when I'm subscribed?

[@SNNetwork]

IceCreamMan78109 hit that bell son

[@squidincsquid]

Bell on and didnt work for me daaaawg.

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

The Sopranos is the greatest show of all time.... The racist and misogynistic stuff makes it that much better.

[@ihyhuncho2k607]

uh alr