Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Watch Ari's New Special on Netflix Now !! Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Ari Live @ www.arishaffir.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @ www.shawngardini.com/ Go To Optimum Noctis !!! Creek and Cave Austin TX first Tues of Every Month

[@randellino]

Will the Dawgs please to be fixing that HDMI cable.

[@russellwilliams5778]

Matt's little brother energy is f****** annoying anymore

[@RandyOrtonsfather]

Is guard dawg not there? I think Lameezy is at the helm just fucking up the editing

[@ninteniimelonjuice]

why is Gardini and Shane dressed as poop?

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

Ari Shaffir is my personal lord & Saviour

[@UncleDron8]

I love that Matt's like, lets stand at a booth, and Shane's like, no, we will just do it in my living room.

[@tykeboy16]

the booths were awful, let the boys chill

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

It was a set that was meant only for the matt casts in the first place lol

[@chadponder1254]

@@tykeboy16the booths are actually sick for Matt’s solo vibe, but when the boys are back, they gotta chill. If Shane has another trip, I wouldn’t mind Matt going back to the podium. Makes it more of his thing for when big hoss is out collecting cheddar

[@Andy-im3kj]

Shane's like no we're going back to the way we used to do it.

[@petergriffin4629]

They need to go back to a cellar. Makes for the better atmosphere

[@volleva]

I’d like to thank Ari and his people for this beautiful weather

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

Jews started the fires in CA

[@Samsok013]

Shane playing Hell Let Loose. Our Messias just keeps on giving

[@NinjaSonar]

Who's gonna tell shane that you can pick your team? Lol😂

[@KerazyJoe]

You know hes singing that song at night

[@crazypath573]

Bro... SQUAD is where it's at. A real man's FPS. Oh wait, not everyone is part of the PC master race.

[@345mrawsomeness]

​@@crazypath573squad is ok hell let loose is superior

[@skepsisrollins1711]

@@345mrawsomeness Dawgs need learning that Rising Storm 2 Vietnam is the best, and best balanced tactical shooter ever made.

[@oscarsaldanajr890]

Unbelievably divine intervention. Blessed be the dawgs!

[@Ed_ed-154]

Praise be, praise be

[@FourFelines]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWNNNNN

[@Cobbido]

Are they though? How do we know they're still the same people and not replaced by hollywood AI biogenic clones? They've really layed off talking about controversial things..

[@sneez1414]

@@Cobbido oh ya the gas chamber 10 min in aint it huh

[@dalejames486]

​@@CobbidoI agree. Who's to say that their personalities haven't been radically altered by the turbulence of their lives. Are they still the same people deep down inside? Are any of us after these last few months?

[@Nick-th1kx]

Came here to say that, hilarious 😂

[@JackRabbitSlimz1]

According to my sources, this checks out ​@@Cobbido

[@Poseidon650]

A 37 year old man just said “Me and my Uncle were skateboarding the other day” I love the Shaman 😂

[@mxstunkxwn7390]

I shall watch this on my graveyard shift at Krogers tonight while stoned out of my mind. Blessed be thy Dawgs! 🙌

[@DailyShit.]

Why are all the commenters depressed and high at their jobs ?

[@hailthedeath]

My mental health will benefit from this while I operate my stand-up electric forklift at work, while high. Blessings be to the DAWGS.

[@trevorbruch6336]

Have a day!

[@Fionnan8]

Reject modern standing electric forklifts embrace traditional sitting diesel forklifts

[@hailthedeath]

@@Fionnan8 Based. diesel indoors would be siiick.

[@brendanpeters20]

Godspeed brother

[@codythomas52]

​@Fionnan8 but what if I love the smell of propane exhaust?

[@talonbrown4619]

Matt had two guests on at once. What a treat. 🎉

[@andrewtoth9403]

I'm saying goodbye to my childhood dog today. I needed this cast. Dawgs rejoice.

[@josephdurham4950]

Sorry for your loss brother 🙏

[@Lockguy_22]

Praying for you buddy. Lost the guy in my pic back in March. It gets easier.

[@nickkerr5714]

Rainbow bridge

[@Fritakatiffany]

What kind of dog?? I'm sorry.

[@steven_dillon]

He is either very old or you're very young....

[@AugustMeyer]

This new camera has me feeling like I'm watching the boys through a desert haze

[@Swindel67]

They've relocated to Mexico

[@IronTornado1]

I dig it

[@jeffrooturantula2081]

Lisan Al-Gaib!

[@justinleonard6183]

The whole thing is beige lmao

[@jcloudy8508]

The first episode back with that tint they had made it feel that much more nostalgic

[@poshima]

“I was on the verge of CPing / I have 2 kids… CP as in Creampie” dear god Matt you gave me a fucking heart attack

[@agentpanduhh9051]

THANK GOD I NEEDED THIS TODAY

[@615colt]

Same bro same…

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

there is no god. kids get cancer, they get rap3d and sold into slavery. do not thank god, god is a lie. thank DAWG, or rather the dawgs. god never did nothing for you, these men are the ones who deserve thanks. grow a brain.

[@cbelsk8053]

I refreshed and I was here, bless the dawgz.

[@matthewcoleman6309]

Tha doggie senses tingling.

[@Rogerkonijntje]

still drenched 😂

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

our DAWG is a good DAWG tires SEASON 2!

[@rickandmkrtysuperfan862]

Classic matt & shane secret podcast

[@astralblue]

Here we go dawgz!!

[@beansdestroyer]

東京パートナーズユナイト

[@moze-x]

00:11 - Introduction and Guest Arrival 05:53 - Discussing Video Games and Personal Stories 09:46 - Conversations about Open Mics and Comedy Experiences 15:49 - Surrounding Yourself with Big Dogs 17:50 - The Law & Embarrassment with Pornography 21:01 - Realizations About Relationships and Porn 31:01 - Discovering Iguana Eyes 34:45 - Penn State Coach Controversy 37:01 - Prize Picks and Sports Betting 46:07 - The Ari Connection 50:22 - Understanding Women's Health 56:06 - Midnight Thoughts on Skateboarding 1:01:21 - Medieval Bar Games 1:02:59 - Cameron and Jim Jones Beef 1:06:19 - Morning Conversations and Boners 1:17:15 - Discussion on Evidence and Misunderstandings 1:18:04 - Transition to Patreon and Upcoming Shows 1:18:25 - Inviting Manchester Audience to Live Shows

[@CountGremlin]

It's been 20 minutes since the episode uploaded.. how are you commenting on what's on topic an hour in??? Fucking wizards

[@JayDeeezy]

Does doing this get you hard?

[@moze-x]

@@CountGremlin power of bits and bytes

[@moze-x]

this is the shit lemorp and garfucky should be doing from the jump. no disrespect

[@JonselytheGreat]

Thank you nerd, essential

[@RonBurgundy412]

I expect this to get around 6 million views

[@EddieHalifax]

If it does, we'll just deny it happened.

[@craigroberts6722]

Probably closer to 700,000

[@notjerod5076]

More or less

[@Shen-s8m]

I'm thinking like 450,000. Tomatoes/Tomatoes

[@Max-zr7hr]

Even if it only gets 100k that’s still a lot. Not even counting gypsies.

[@jude9104]

The dawgs are so back

[@Dudecrush]

Blessed be the dawgs

[@daysliveon]

Damn, Matt got his power checked. RIP podium life.

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Thank God 😆

[@marcocrispin1350]

This and protect our parks 🤌🏽

[@GunnarGoodell]

Never switched a podcast faster. Be right back

[@jondaniel6948]

both would be better without Ari

[@Hogan.the.king69]

@@jondaniel6948agree 100%

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

​@jondaniel6948 well it's a good thing you're a big boy and could muscle through your free entertainment slop

[@nickynite]

Lol it's Bryan callen today gross​@@GunnarGoodell

[@bigboybobby3066]

I really needed the dawgs in my life today. I’ve already watched all episodes with Matt and Shane together.

[@Jim900]

How unique

[@bigboybobby3066]

@ Why thank you Jim! I hope you have a wonderful day 😊

[@Smokeydubbs]

I can personally attest to Matt's struggles with the pie. It's calling is strong.

[@DVEntH2O]

This is what I needed today

[@TheLiuKang]

You can feel it in the air when a new ep drops

[@williamboss3975]

‘I had full iguana eyes’ is a phrase I’m forever using.

[@Ril3y400]

Hell yeah man. 2nd consecutive episode with The Shaman and our Messiah Shane, and with special guest star Jew Boy! We are finally healing. Praise be the dawgs

[@blenderguru]

Hey gardini, if you shoot in raw you're supposed to grade it

[@paynekaufmann403]

Guy complaning about color grading on a comedy podcast

[@Dafunkbacktodapunk808]

@@paynekaufmann403a podcast making a half mill a month… like cmon

[@DailyShit.]

@@paynekaufmann403the whole thing is beige and they bought an expensive camera, if they would not care for the quality then use the iphone. But they did buy equipment and dont seem to know how to use it. This guy is a pro and just gave him a suggestion

[@xlretard]

​@@paynekaufmann403you're gay

[@RosiestThorne]

The shaman been holdin it down, but glad to see the big kahuna back in the cut w the dawgs

[@jondaniel6948]

🎵THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN🎶

[@blaketurner7989]

I could feel the energy, lunch break just started. Too blessed to be stressed

[@ronardmala.3728]

I just got off protect our parks and now this. Best Wednesday ever

[@Dnrjr969]

Rogan ruins it, can’t listen anymore

[@Peached9]

Ari also ruining both

[@SRF_1031]

Praise be to the dawgs, showering a young lad with a sermon before the lunch break 🙏

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

PRAISE DAWGS

[@paynekaufmann403]

i’ll shower you in sermen

[@Conformist55]

It’s always nice to see Shane Gillis a guest on MSSP.

[@MichiGoo]

Matt needs to put Shane behind the podium

[@operatieNL]

This wil be the breaking bad Mexico filter era of the podcast

[@gordonrobertwhite]

Praise Be

[@Cobbido]

To who? Mohammed?

[@gordonrobertwhite]

@Cobbido I'm a Man U guy but Salah is pretty sick

[@Bumslie303]

I could feel it coming

[@TylerMarletteNY]

bro, someone needs to give Matt a color grading profile for the new camera! haha

[@YUNGFLEXER]

9:55 Dressed like a substitute bus driver 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JS_89]

I would like to thank Aris people for this beautiful piece of media

[@ohiosylvania]

"Surviving the Holocaust musta been crazyyyy"

[@gottakeeponrisin]

ready for a run of casts with the DAWGZ reunited. truly a blessed start of the year

[@OfficialCoy]

Bless up dawgs

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

DAWGS BLESS!

[@pkabits4882]

The boys are back, the snow is melting, and God is good

[@ltbj]

5:10 HLL is sick. Jump in the tank with your dawgz

[@panthastaa34]

Manning a Panzer with the dawgz is the best

[@jackayers7088]

I was about to listen to old dawgesodes out of Borden and the best nosed guest is on. What a day. God bless the dawgs.

[@ULTRAVISTA.]

Borden is the worst😔

[@pucz8215]

No one has done more with less than Ari

[@omara3767]

For us west coast Dawgs, this dropped at the perfect time as I roll into work. Praise to the most high!! 🙏

[@steven_dillon]

Rolling out for me

[@ordinarypete]

It’s 2025 and I am barely getting on the Matt and Shane train. I ain’t mad either, just means I got a lot of catching up to do aka hellllla laughs.

[@dyl7729]

Welcome to dawg pound

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Had a bowl preloaded in my Protopipe ready to watch this, praise the dawgz 🙏

[@clintwiesen8119]

Lmao matt was bragging about this new camera and it looks like someone pissed in the lens

[@Demion83]

Lol yeah it really sucks, it wonder if he accidentally left a tinted piece of plastic on the lens?

[@HankG]

They just need to do some color correction, someone posted a clip on Reddit comparing the difference since the move to the new camera and it was night and day

[@MJ-cb2tk]

Got the link​@@HankG 🙏?

[@John999Doe]

Okay, I like that he's back, but can we please get an episode where Shane is forced to stand at the podium?

[@mvttyice]

Blessed be thy DAWGZ

[@bigbadtrapalot.]

Matt got his own shoes

[@Nick.Yarbrough]

The NPR intro and NPR voices sent me 🤣 I was just laughing at the local station this morning for how absurd it sounds sometimes.

[@octaviojimenez561]

I love it when the boys are together, blessed be the dawgs

[@jongarza7572]

Bless be the dawgs

[@Cobbido]

Don't have a picture of a dog in your avatar someone could use that against you and harm your dog

[@Youreadoor]

@@Cobbidowhat

[@Luckybrown-c1r]

back to couch. Back2basics. God bless the dawgs.

[@undlim]

All Hail Paimon!

[@Joyceages]

Hail him!

[@mayfalltribe4747]

Yall think its a game. Crazy...

[@jarnold1789]

Praise Paimon, master of infernal ceremonies

[@MatauReviews]

@@mayfalltribe4747you believe in demons

[@MatauReviews]

@@mayfalltribe4747 you believe in demons… THAT’S crazy

[@a7xSkateboarding]

It's a good day for a new cast

[@thegoudaguymikey]

Man, finally! This pod feels like... This pod again!

[@danieldennehy3578]

Early for the dawg cast

[@goober123cool]

18:20 The Shaman has truly outdone himself with that trench analogy

[@nostairwayy]

I needed this today, bless the dawgs

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Matt is on fire this episode. Based conservative black dad

[@MAustinN]

Matt definitely owned a pair of Saucony's back in the day.

[@TotalWarzz]

HELL LET LOOSE MENTIONED🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@michaelbennett710]

This drops while I’m at the gym. Lets go!!!

[@TheLordCrane]

"So what else is going on" shane 20x 😂

[@thomassoetaert3505]

Already watched the whole thing, best one ever

[@michaelyah5823]

LOVE YALL BOYS🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@sergeantsassy]

Thank you for blessing us on this now wonderful day.

[@supremebeme]

waiting all week for this!

[@asidfishy]

THE LIGHT SHINES BRIGHT WHEN THE DAWGS ARE TOGETHER

[@MagicTasha]

Double dosing Ari today after just finishing TYSO. So blessed🥰

[@waites2556]

Im feeeening for the podium

[@Volsby5_9]

Praise be,the dawgs are reunited yet again. 🙏 Let this 432hz episode gives The Fightin' Irish the boost they need to give Phil and Shane a much needed national championship

[@Matchesmalone38]

A special from ari and a new mssp on my birthday blessed be the dwags

[@RickyMedina-n8f]

Hearing Shane bring up goldfinger brings so much joy 😂

[@Seauez]

Praise the dawgs I needed this

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

praise dawgs!

[@jpvill4280]

Shaaaaaneee… Shaaaaaane… cmon let’s go!

[@Jordan-vf4up]

"It's a realistic game" lmaooo Yes dude!

[@jcbvaladezify]

It’s finally Mat and Shane’s secret podcast again

[@user-fz3sz2dj4r]

You can absolutely choose your faction in hell let loose LOL

[@ojsimpsonofficial]

Shoutout to all of my dawgs that were on the USS Liberty

[@RobbPercy]

I got 5 budlights left, I just woke up at 1pm. Perfect hungover podcast to slam some beers to.

[@johnrecinos7595]

Wow nothing like a Matt’s secret podcast after work

[@CkingCO]

Blessed us with a morning podcast 🙏🏽

[@CountGremlin]

Blessed be the Dawgz 🎉🎉🎉

[@Caseleal420]

Guess who just got back today.. the boys blessed me on my lunch break

[@timmueller9095]

Great special Ari watched last night.!👍🏼

[@D-Corporation]

The roller derby commentary was spot on as a survivor of a roller derby ex.

[@AmeeRikkan]

This one is a legendary ❤episode love the cast please 🙏 do more !!! ❤

[@C.A.D.]

I need to see Shane at the podium 😂😂

[@scousers]

Good to see Shane come on a guest on Matts show

[@BiggestE-dc1qj]

Blessed be the dawgz on this glorious 432hz morning

[@eduardotrejo1445]

I'm so happy they're back! Work shift fuel ⛽