Ep 340- Endangered Broski's

[@lofttm969]

Matt is the best sounding board ever. His uncanny ability to create little inside jokes / terms that Shane immediately runs with is what makes this show so good. Like talking about giving fruit bats bananas, Matt says “tossin naners” and Shane immediately incorporates that new term into the riffing. I believe strongly that without Matt, this podcast wouldn’t be close to as good.

[@davidwills5365]

You are correct sir

[@panterabreath4235]

I’m in a pantera cover band and am gay.

[@alwaysinverted1224]

Just going back through old episodes of the pod and found this comment and maaaan it is spot on. They're both so good at running with whatever the other guy pulls out their ass.

[@yawns3004]

You just described bros being bros

[@dannyk1289]

An hour in when he says OL and PA after laughing at Stanhope’s dead cat PA is personal attack but what is OL?

[@thegimpsometimes5937]

Just listening to this without watching it sounds like 2 Shane’s and 2 Matt’s

[@BookerT69]

O’Connor is a female

[@deathfrombelow1193]

Why do they always get people who sound exactly like them

[@Whalesmouthstudios]

Literally kinda looks like 2 Shane’s and 2 matts

[@wyredmusic]

Dude! I thought the same thing

[@evergreenrider]

O'Connies is the 440hz McCusker

[@ruben_____]

20:00 "Well it's also its like i yeah you know i dont know I look Not that I'm not I Look people make fun of my body I can I can Certain to cry For sure But" - Christopher O'Conner

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

This should be a shirt

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

I'm double commenting cuz I had such a rough day today and this brought a smile to my face instantly.

[@jamesg7133]

Hahahahaha OH MY GOD

[@chrisk1180]

"Start to cry" otherwise you nailed it dawg if that ain't a beautiful humble poem

[@Big_AlMC]

@@user-gn5bu7tx1b dude chill out

[@christianjacob2446]

i cant express how amazing the intro is

[@gmoney42069z]

The dogs playing poker nearly killed me. Lucky the skis made me recover

[@shanestephens4728]

Fuckin shrek 1 dawg

[@saucenflow]

The old one had flow.. yo

[@auroraborealis13579]

Who can stand tall and take credit for this?

[@SGFTI]

Wicky-wicky

[@williamhood4127]

I love how the Beez is just vibin in the foreground, observing the conversation

[@Truffle_Pup]

I love him, but Beez perfectly described how Not to do DMT, and has clearly never seen nor spoken with the Cosmic Serpent in all his glory within his plateau of Time itself.

[@BookerT69]

Remember when Beez stole all that money from Shaner? R.I.P. YFI

[@Joedirtsoilwork970]

As a hetero broski I gotta say Shane is genuinely handsome for a black Christian man

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Thats black excellence.

[@thomasparra18]

This podcast is SO important... This should be a required course in school for young men in school..

[@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098]

young tards

[@STSGuitar16]

Guys I literally just started listening to this podcast and can't describe how happy I am to know that I have a back catalog of top tier podcasts to go through now. The only show that's ever made me laugh as hard as this one is Bad Friends, and this one just may have it beat.

[@Bloodbain88]

Same here, I never heard of this podcast until about 2 months ago. I've almost watched every single one now. It's my favorite podcast I've ever listened to. If there are any others like this that you know of let me know.

[@jschoma11]

@@Bloodbain88 Once you're through Matt and Shane check out Warmode..Danny Brown Show is another current fave of mine

[@Bloodbain88]

@@jschoma11 Thanks I sure will. Now I'm on Stoner Dadz.

[@pppcorn]

congrats pod is funny too

[@FreeTarded1]

Welcome brother dawg 🙏

[@MelissaAnn420]

no camera adjustment, just dogs vibing

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Queen Melissa in the house!

[@SNNetwork]

Uh actually at 45:41 u can see a slight manual focus adjustment u can’t tell they are trying to do quietly 🤓🤓🤓

[@DipCityDerp]

@ 1:18:36 beezer’s “neckers” joke starts and fuck it’s amazing. All three of the other guys’ reaction is worth re-watching multiple times, especially oconny 😂😂

[@Trozzo]

Shane was holding back on the bullying

[@tomasschneidgen6106]

Yes, he's an asshole in this one.

[@mobdevice]

The “Beezer is addicted to DMT” subplot is so good

[@andrewherrera8242]

Sees inter dimensional being “tf your doing here”

[@carlosallison8955]

Matt's confidence between light and sound is hilarious. One is kinetic energy that only exists in an atmosphere, one is electromagnetic radiation (both a wave and a particle), that doesn't need a medium to transfer the Matt quoted "vibrations".

[@deezlesteezle]

He's not wrong, tho

[@andrewharwell7152]

I've never seen every ep of any show on KZbin It's a sad day when you've seen every mssp episode. Dawg for life

[@lPOTCl]

Dawg4L

[@jarnold1789]

🫡🤝

[@TheMiist]

Shane really thrives on destroying O'Conners confidence

[@newskistewski5877]

I hate it meaning I truly reflect and feel bad. It’s poor conversation skills. It’s also hack comedy. Just putting people down.

[@ETHANR26]

@@newskistewski5877 okay turd lover

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

@@newskistewski5877nah it’s just called friendship

[@nicholas7226]

Lmao straight bully mode this ep 😂

[@JJt774]

@@newskistewski5877Patrice o neal gotta be the biggest hack comic ever then right ? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@lcharlesesquire4087]

Beezer red faced and saying about 7 words the whole podcast is hilarious

[@Mofoshow]

It was fun to watch him wiggle around

[@Inevitabledreamss]

Started listening recently and I love the energy! I had not heard of Matt before but he seems like a magnificent soul

[@lPOTCl]

Id custy you on the phish lot in a heartbeat

[@notbonsai671]

You a dawg now?

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

@@notbonsai671They gotta be

[@JBOM-qp8nq]

Shane legit looks like a giant make a wish kid..

[@gunshow86de]

That hat makes him look like a little leaguer.

[@landonwesterman2039]

susan boyles little brother

[@WillyOrca]

I read this, scrolled back up, and almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[@screamdreamer9085]

Matt is the main character in The Sandlot all grown up

[@jubbyquarkret4262]

Well you see the thing ab maw kids is they don't get big

[@Tkeane8]

O’Connies with the natural eyeliner is such a supervillain move

[@BalotelliFan713]

The rollerblader with the jean shorts kills me everytime

[@poolboy5677]

Some fruit booters will fuck your shit up

[@earlyandoften]

Lol seriously

[@laurafromga5875]

That perfect beat drop when the broski's hug is great.

[@cmay6536]

That intro was next level

[@BeerDad69]

Lemaire made it before he left

[@starswarm]

Spud workin overtime

[@freedebris]

It was made by Vampires

[@darthstader6091]

21:58 “Guys, you’re begetting violence” Shane’s firing back at Ellory Smith. The Young Bol never backs down

[@sunnyofabish7835]

Bull* don't you know how to spell?

[@darthstader6091]

@@sunnyofabish7835 Bol is slang in philly. He’s even talked about it before on other podcasts. Young bol Slang term used in Philly to describe someone younger than you. Often times implying a possessive association with a preceding "My", when referring to a sibling or younger person who admires you. If you are a young bol, then persons older than you are referred to as ol' heads.

[@bloodquief8798]

@@darthstader6091 I think that's south Sudanese slang buddy

[@darthstader6091]

@@bloodquief8798 it could be as well, but like I said Shane himself has explained it on other podcasts. That’s the urban dictionary definition I was given, but I’m not sure they cover Sudanese.

[@bloodquief8798]

@@darthstader6091 it was a manute bol reference

[@paulanaya2503]

Why does this look like the fucking alternate earth version of Matt and shane?

[@kennypyne7821]

Beezer is Bizarro Shane

[@krisf4969]

They also sound kind of like them if you don't watch the video hah

[@bracksampson1]

Shaming o Connie's about wearing roller blades during a coked up tryout has me dying 🤣

[@o.gbobbyjohnson6765]

I was a stay at home dad of two a newborn n toddler. It was the best years of my life way better than any job just sucks when your partner doesn’t give you a break

[@ThedeadlyOG]

"We've assembled the broskis." Cmon now!!!

[@dirtybirdmd5413]

I made the decision to eat mushrooms at work and listen to this. I laughed so hard I ugly cried and when Co workers looked at me I just embraced that situation as a black Christian man but it was the DMX version , just super aggressive tone. I suspect they knew I had consumed some drugs.

[@whodoobucrew2960]

amen brother the path is beset but we must persevere

[@jimboslice4468]

57:03 it isn't just faster vibrations and shane giving him the "you know this is going on the internet, are you sure you want to continue" look

[@ryanmonteith5480]

just found this podcast pretty recently, these dudes are hilarious, idk if I should start from the first few eps though or just kinda work my way back

[@apmcmanus93]

I've binge listened/watched the whole series twice now. Definitely worth it.

[@severinwindsor6539]

Bro just found them to and I've been working my way back. I'm from York pa about 45 mins from these boys in Central PA hometown lol. They're mind blowingly hilarious

[@ryanmonteith5480]

@@severinwindsor6539 you gotta listen to the old testament man it’s hilarious

[@PushupsNMushrooms]

I've having fun watching them totally randomly. They bring up events that I totally forgot about on the older ones and fire off the funniest takes.

[@jackbrown3270]

i can't get enough of these conversations

[@o.t.brenasis1325]

Have to pay a visit to this one every once in a while

[@SoThoroughJoeBurrow]

Bro’s that intro was next fucking level. Long live broski’s

[@brendansokol8599]

Already listened to this one twice, we need more Beezer

[@wisterV]

This one has aged well, good stuff second time around.

[@Illhelppwn]

Man the first time I realized how hard it is to find your way around on psychedelics was in highschool. I ate a bunch of acid just right down the street from my house. After a while I tried to make the journey back. I was literally like a 3-4 minute walk away from my house. I spent hours trying to find my way back. At one point I was sitting on the ground as it started snowing and thought to myself "damn I'm just gonna die out here" lmao

[@campaigner8549]

Beez sounds like Shane and O'Connie sounds like Matt. This is wild.

[@mnforager]

You saying this and me being like what? *waiting for Shane to stop talking so I can compare* *but it was Beez talking* *then O'Connie and Matt start at the same time and I just DMT launch into the Machine Elves

[@FatTony_Football]

I had to look up multiple times to see who was actually talking

[@wisterV]

O’Connie’s nervous Gerbies anxiety energy✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@TJ-qn3cm]

Matt’s laugh is the best. Absolutely kills me

[@vich3359]

We need a return of the Gerbiez

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

You mean the grool king?

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Gerbiez sounds like o'connor to me.

[@bayareaomg]

the broest podcast of all time

[@jamesg7133]

“I don’t have any stories” *proceeds to tell legendary hilarious story*

[@lukealdrich4780]

Beez’s flyers story had me rolling... fantastic.

[@anthonygibboni2067]

beezer not saying anything until the end and saying the funniest story ever kills me

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Matt has been in the gutter if he knows about hot rails lol

[@BeachBuggin]

What is hot rails? lol

[@johnsun2039]

A particularly gutter administration method of snortable narcotics... I'm not a cop.

[@wyattearp585]

@@BeachBuggin idk if you can do it with other shit but you get one side of a glass straw type thing super fucking hot and rail a line of meth. how i know: was a heroin addict and hung out with other addicts. dont do meth kids.

[@danielbravo2816]

Methican American

[@bodysnatcher7078]

@@danielbravo2816 Na bro you ain't clever

[@bandr-dev]

This whole time, since the beginning of the old test, they've mentioned six and o'conner. If you watch the regular episodes from genesis 1 to this one, it's the first time the 4 have been together.

[@Anon-yl7dl]

All the DMT I've ever smoked was orange crystals and it smelled comparable to Moth Balls/burning plastics. 5 huge hits was beyond enough to break through.

[@trevorn2969]

I took one gigantic hit sandwiched in some bud and it was more than enough for me

[@yoopergamer1871]

Same bro I traded a ten strip once for a g of deems. It was like yellow orange 🧡

[@drrlification]

the mini beef during the stay at home dad talk was intensely funny

[@evergreenrider]

Screwed Kenny Rodgers was something I didn't know I needed in my life

[@dereksupernaut]

what a crew... The Gilley Monster, Edibles McCusker, The Turd, and The Beezer... fax!!!

[@exponencia4418]

Dr. Mckusky light and sound are fundamentally different types of waves. Sound is a mechanical wave that requires a medium (like air, water, or a solid substance) to travel through. It's a series of compressions and rarefactions (expansions) of the medium's particles. The frequency of a sound wave is related to our perception of the pitch of the sound. Light, on the other hand, is an electromagnetic wave that can travel through the vacuum of space. It consists of oscillating electric and magnetic fields. The frequency of a light wave is related to its color (within the visible spectrum). While both types of waves have frequencies, they don't exist on a single continuum where speeding up the frequency of sound would eventually give you light. They are different phenomena governed by different physical principles.

[@SaintNickTheSauceGod]

“It’s what the black man wants” almost made me choke on my jambalaya 😂😂😂

[@ericwilson150]

Ok Mart and O"Connor need their own podcast and 6er and Shane need one together

[@elmergloo2611]

Our ancestors screamed like Superman in the beginning of the Snyder cut when they came for the first time

[@MelissaAnn420]

BEEZ???? 🐝

[@a.k.4o]

RIP Matt's father. Patrick Duffy

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

God bless this league of extraordinary gentlemen! Thank you dawgs

[@jacobsimanek1333]

"Sound and light are the same thing, its just about the rate of vibration" had me dying

[@bradyhenricks6601]

The beezer story is maybe the best story I’ve ever heard

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

"If you cant eviscerate a woman in a war of words, you are a LOSER" might be my favorite shane quote lol

[@slowmofries]

I went to the most recent show in Indianapolis. It was a great time

[@cosmovedder1354]

Yeah, I finally get to see the Beez in all his broski glory, after hearing him on many podcasts.

[@scumtardprime1838]

Check out his podcast Ya Fucked It, on here. Really fuckin funny.

[@cosmovedder1354]

@@scumtardprime1838 Thanks for the heads up, I didn't even know he had a podcast

[@scumtardprime1838]

@@cosmovedder1354 yo! No fuckin' problem, it's consistently hilarious, & it's got all the beezer you could ever need to see in one life time lol

[@DaZese]

Thanks 4 crummin to Indy

[@applewagon253]

I miss Shane dressing like an absolute tool of a rich Southern frat boy at Bama.

[@stophstophsoniv9429]

the broskis are like the waluigi and wario of matt and shane

[@coegary30]

Things missing from the good ole pods.. "how long its been, where we at? Every 15 min" 10 min ads for products Matt & Shane would never use personally.

[@NickDiazofNauts]

I come from the future. The Dawgz have taken over, Shaner is a regular on Rogies and Matt just put out his first YT special. Epic days!

[@NickDiazofNauts]

I’ve never done DMT but Salvia I HAVE done and boy let me tell you - craziest experience of my life - but the reason I bring it up is because you guys were talking about the “taste” of DMT and I remember my friends and I describing the taste of Salvia as “the taste of fear” because once you taste it, you know it’s over and you are in for the wildest trip of your life…

[@brady4684]

Beezer talking about shooting wristers drunk had me in tears 😂😂

[@muddywaterfishing]

New producer on point 👌🏼

[@auroraborealis13579]

What’s his whole name? Not just Gard...

[@AdamStarr816]

@@auroraborealis13579 gardini or something real close.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Gardini the Wop, first of his name.

[@auroraborealis13579]

Adam Starr gonna try to find him on Insta. He’s mad skilled!

[@DTTWOPP]

Ive legit watched this episode 6 times, and laugh at the thumbnail everytime. The Beeze-Gawd looks like hes wearing one of those Super Mayorio foam hats they sell at gamestop. It rules

[@mercer785]

Hope Da Beez made things right with Shaner and Dubz. We need a return of the Beezer

[@pimpslickbilly1373]

Shane's Beezer impression kills me every time

[@q.q.p.p]

Damn this episode goes deep. Melding of the broskis

[@auroraborealis13579]

Regarding women ovulating harder? Or longer? after sex is real. My sister has four boys and the last two are Irish twins. She got pregnant 6 weeks after giving birth! 🤰🏻😮 ..... also, I love the idea of intermittent glass walls in hotels. Once we know everyone is a weirdo and has problems we might start to relax into this human experience. ⚡️✨🌟

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

Almost crashed my car last night listening to last weeks episode. I would have died laughing my ass off.

[@timvapid]

Wild wild west

[@auroraborealis13579]

Good way to go tho. 💁🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jesseg6318]

“I have your turtles” Bill Burr playing in the background: “there are definitely reasons to hit a woman.. you just don’t do it!”

[@JPapiz]

Ep. #118 The Lazarus Cast ⚖️ Ep. #340 Endangered Broskis

[@777biscuits]

“So I walked up to the front door to be like yo I wonder if they’re up there- And I fuckin I think it was a highlife pounder in my *back jeans* “ The Beeezzzer shootin wristers😂😂😂

[@smokeybobandis4617]

The return of the ski’s

[@Densemankat]

Just an arrow-straight line from Beezer’s nose to his neckline.

[@freedebris]

Rude

[@Sean-no3zv]

What a bizarre way of saying he has no chin/jawline. Like, did you think you were being clever?

[@stope420]

Around my early 20s I started getting into some gnarly designer psychotropics- 2cI, 2cE, STP, DOC, Changa and mixing of whatever. Had some great times, had some horrendous ones.

[@jedlee2194]

We must take it upon ourselves to put an end to Ski on Ski violence.

[@bloodquief8798]

The only psyop podcast I like

[@zg9445]

Matt like “when the bros go low, we go high” 😂😂😂

[@smokeybobandis4617]

I know Matt is making these intro cuts just ripped

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

The Gard dawg gets credit for this one

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Check out the cuts in stoner dadz for pure Matt dawg. They are mind boggling

[@BigFarts0]

God Bless the Cast

[@TheFatSteez]

The Shaman used to be a real Bart Simpson bad boy type.

[@TheFatSteez]

I reckon a few people ate his shorts

[@platinumcrack]

Bro Matt is definitely the Count of St. Germaine. Look it uppppp

[@Mind69420]

27:20 Molly comes from sassafras (tree)

[@travisschaefer5286]

I saw Billy Strings right before the Covid lockdowns. Took an edible and got pretty high. All I could think was DAMN I wish I had some mushrooms!! That dude puts on the best show ever! Love these guys!!!

[@jebwood9461]

Shane does the exact thing we all do to the quite broski in the group to wrangle them into the conversation. Then everyone just takes over 😅

[@ContradictoryCom]

This is now my favorite podcast. Keep it up ski's!

[@SNNetwork]

Ok “ski” lmao freakin nub

[@johns8653]

Beezer hockey try out is the funniest shit I've heard in a while

[@wisterV]

Wristers

[@HamCams]

Beezers is so progressive he didn’t even think twice about “Neckers”

[@antrey5142]

I love all the eps dudes.

[@mitchierichie]

Nice to see the show get some actual production, boys

[@SGFTI]

I hate people, but I love the DAWGZ.

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

You bless the skis once again with the weekly bread

[@pirateofsteeze]

Only the real bros got the “Nice hair Tarzan!” Reference.

[@oyvey1155]

I feel that embrace at 0:11 in my guts

[@ghagzor]

Came here after beezer is now thiefer sutherland

[@NotAfraid280]

Same is that true? I just saw a random post on Reddit

[@bt9042]

If it’s on the internet then it’s true

[@mtchll_chndlr]

NEEDING that Wild Wild West remix