Ep 377 - The Plague

[@petecolombo]

Matt, you did great on the Pirates theme on the flute. Nailed it, dude.

[@ngonzales3781]

Captain Matt Sparrow

[@erikhanson5459]

No way long haulers lung was able to produce Hz like those

[@justgoodmediaco]

This podcast has easily moved to the top of my list of favorites. Love the boys.

[@ElkinsEric]

This and War Mode

[@justinad1520]

Still a fave? What do you think about Podium Matt?

[@harrisonwaddell9096]

@@justinad1520dude I’m still a fan; hate that Shane’s not there but you can’t stop the shaman

[@lukea2806]

Gardini politely listening along is so funny

[@HapuiLand]

A producer’s duty. I salute gardeeeeni

[@DonkeyHotay794]

Proper dawg

[@Fartagnon]

Gard dawg

[@Greaseman762]

Like a little kid at the grocery store with his mom and his mom is talking with her friends

[@ethangarcia9737]

lol he’s so stoned too

[@jackb8598]

Bro as someone who works in restaurants , Shane’s Starbucks / Cheesecake story is literally the epitome of how restaurant workers act.

[@StoicDivinity]

Majority of restaurant workers are jaded, entitled, and snarky - can't stand em.

[@Sailboat784]

And that’s why they don’t deserve the minimum wage raise

[@benscott1005]

How great is our lord - The shaman returns - Praise be to St Rogies !!

[@TBrady]

Praise him!

[@Cocoa1million]

The Greatest Shaoman

[@rynecology]

@@Cocoa1million he's nothing if not a showman.

[@homeherenow1793]

Praise be 🙌🏼

[@scottt5181]

GREAT LEADER

[@TalkingThrones]

My new favorite pod

[@thekiiing630]

Welcome home dawg. I love thrones too.

[@TalkingThrones]

A Song of Dongs & Dawgs

[@mrdrprof99]

@@TalkingThrones a song of dawgs and pawgs

[@jonnygranville281]

Love your channel 👍

[@9tailskyle]

GoT should've ended with the white walkers winning and raping everyone then the camera pans out to a sad violin que

[@jake72823]

I’m so locked in to MSSP that my inner dialogue is in Shane’s cadence. It actually takes my sick, depressive thoughts and turns them jovial

[@forged8979]

Cringe

[@benmeadors6799]

Gay

[@jake72823]

I didn’t know I was among wizards who can control the thoughts & sounds in their head

[@bwolfe9040]

@@jake72823 dude you’re cooked

[@jake72823]

@@bwolfe9040 might’ve I went a bit too heavy on the micro dosing that day 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@realtoreeltoreal]

Cheesecake Factory employee recognised Shane & went lowkey justice warrior

[@glazedgazes]

I like to think his brave antics earned his middle finger a spot in one of those hosts. A true warrior on display fighting for the ladies

[@matthenry2564]

@@glazedgazes a true light skinned brotha

[@calebof300]

That's what I was thinking.

[@SincerelyUnqualified]

I live right by that shopping center. Time to give the boys at cheesecake factory a piece of my mind

[@TalkingThrones]

Time to let the Dawgs out

[@plugmanjohnson7456]

​@@TalkingThronesyooooo!!!!! Talking thrones bruh didnt expect you here hell yeah

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@plugmanjohnson7456 holy hell Plug Man Johnson is here too?! The cast brings the DAWGZ to the yard.

[@deezlesteezle]

Give 'em the whole thing!

[@nostalgicsheep47]

My favorite podcast how have I slept on shane for this long dude is automatic.

[@gibbonsgomez4434]

I got in just at the right time. watched his rise then fall then triumphantly rise again like a Phoenix.

[@DocJones0429]

You’ve been sleeping on Shane? Sounds hot

[@johndenver7035]

@@gibbonsgomez4434 yeah I started old testament about a month or 2 before the snl shit. Cool journey from hot casts to hot snizz.

[@johndenver7035]

@Pepe Meme Bonfire appearances are all amazing. Pippa noooo!!!

[@liamsmith2323]

Matt and Shane** it's a two dawg team

[@coldtanner4285]

My buddy works at the Irvine spectrum cheesecake factory and I sent him this podcast and he showed it to his manager. They now have an ongoing manhunt to find this blue shirt bastard man. The dawgs are on it. Justice will be served. Even if it is two years later. Heart of a champion

[@rakim126]

Hell yeah. Karen move but respect.

[@sequoiaroseofficial]

Bro what happened

[@joeyneidert2757]

Matt sits in his chairs like he's wearing a seatbelt.

[@Johnny1.0]

That made me lol

[@theskyguy2352]

Bruger method

[@gagaface26]

Bruger method, dude

[@musicforchange1990]

His chiro told him. Lol

[@ricardonavarroiii7701]

😂😂😂

[@JBOM-qp8nq]

My one and only complaint about this show, is that we don’t get new episodes everyday. 🤘🏼

[@aidansyracuse3338]

You probably are, but the Patreon is a dollar if you want one more 🤟🏼

[@kylokenUSMC]

That’s why I’m glad I found it late so old episodes are like new

[@JBOM-qp8nq]

@@aidansyracuse3338 huh? Speak English friend

[@ClintEatswood]

@@aidansyracuse3338 Im a simp without a credit card who uses all his money on protein powder and delicious treats. I can't afford.

[@Appathetic_Substance_Abuse]

Thats a good thing. Quality>quantity

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Love how Gardini just sits there like the youngest brother with a controller that's not plugged in while his older brothers are playing video games

[@mysteradio]

😂 so true!

[@Fartagnon]

Gard dawg is actually the only one with a controller, so much better than lame-air

[@rossgadsby9663]

"LOTR maybe the most important movie of all time" is a statement I endorse wholeheartedly

[@lewisnunn2093]

What one

[@jefflabbecomedy]

​@@lewisnunn2093 Two Towers for sure

[@ericschinn]

Fuck i actually shed a tear when Shane said “Phil is the laughter in my life”

[@arbyscurlyfries9490]

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days between the casts

[@matthill9649]

Blessed be to the real hero here, whomever is making these intros.

[@joehosk2919]

Gard dawg

[@BuffaloBack]

Shaman flute

[@nastyoverlord9559]

gourd dorg

[@evanho4538]

So what’s the guys name on the couch? He’s not gard?

[@benscott1005]

That intro is top five all time🙌

[@AdamBradley22]

The flute🎶

[@joshgachette7728]

True.

[@Zoso37123]

The algorithm gods blessed me with this pod mid December and my life has been changed. Greatest new pod discovery ever!

[@BuffaloBack]

New dawg

[@ajones5683]

Get on the paych bruh

[@nibertjames]

Matt: I couldn’t take a full breath for like 4 days. Shane: *snickers

[@somedude....]

It's been an hour since the episode went up, so you know you gotta peep the Cheesecake Factory reviews that are rolling in from the crew.

[@NightCreeper44]

Dude they are pretty fucking funny so far lol

[@somedude....]

It lost half a star since the pod went up. Be sure to thumb up the other fellas' reviews. If you don't leave a comment it can't be up voted. Let's get bb boi free CCF for life, or maybe just some vouchers.

[@thatguydownthestreet8036]

There are noting in the google reviews.

[@biggzzyy7257]

Some guy named Cody price wrote Shane’s exact story in the reviews 😂 I still found it a year later

[@SuSu9Once]

I just wrote one and literally 6 other dawgs wrote a review a few hours before me, that place is getting weekly complaints for the wait lmao

[@CHOOKJAFFAA]

I went blind in 2019 and ive been crushing the pods lately but this is by far the most addicting combination of comedianns that ive found so far. Wish i would have seen this sooner because i bet Shane looks like Wreck it Ralph if he coached a middle school football team.

[@psychotropican666]

"went blind..." "looks like..."

[@BboyCorrosive]

Was gonna send t's and p's but then you blew your cover.

[@CHOOKJAFFAA]

@@BboyCorrosive just because I went blind doesn’t mean I’m going to change the way that I speak. I still say I watch the podcast I don’t say I listen to the podcast. Especially if it’s in video form I’m not gonna sit and say I listen to a movie I’m gonna say I watched a movie because I’m a normal fucking person LOL if I listen to a book on audio I say I read the book I don’t say I listen to the book. Makes me feel normal. Probably something hard for you to understand because you lack perspective.

[@CHOOKJAFFAA]

L I will send my thoughts and prayers that hopefully you don’t procreate more people like yourself he will doubt a man’s disability and a KZbin comment because of the way he speaks. Even when my comment was clearly a positive one and from nearly a year ago. You must’ve been a very bored person today

[@CHOOKJAFFAA]

Just another person with a body, perfectly capable and undeserving of it. I only went blind for years ago and I already know if I had your body and you had mine I would make you very successful and there’s no doubt about that but I imagine that you’re just sitting at home writing you to comments spreading hate.

[@billyno-talent345]

the intros are one of the greatest things on youtube. were gonna need a compilation eventually

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

A gift from the magi Shane and Shaman! Hell Yeah! 🔥🔥🔥

[@mjoriginals]

Gardini not speaking and just miming his thoughts during the gorilla vs bear debate is great. It’d be funny to take his mic away full time and only have him mime his thoughts when he wants to weigh in on stuff.

[@scottt5181]

I live literally right across the street from the Irvine Spectrum where that Cheesecake Factory is. I can confirm everything Shane said is spot on.

[@ralph4527]

Shane always has a massive view count on other people's podcast. Tell your friends about this secret podcast so underrated. Hope you make it to 🇨🇦 one day. 👊🏽

[@thedoctorofallmen]

land of the "free" and home of the "brave"

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Hell Yes! Come to Toronto Dawgz!

[@beefyronin]

The only thing Canada has is a Frozen Asian

[@ralph4527]

@@RayRayMcAuliffe 💯

[@georgesorossevilnose6478]

A secret is only a secret if you don’t tell anyone

[@bingchilling135]

I truly don't know for the love of God how this hasn't blown up more. I literally go "yesss" under my breath when I see the notification on my phone that we've been blessed with a cast and a paytch

[@Kileyyellow]

Yus

[@deejaylos05]

The recent Google reviews for Irvine CA Cheesecake Factory are literally making my day!

[@wattlendaub]

No way!! I’m immediately checking this out

[@gusgus1816]

Really? They are? Like literally making? Fuck ya, literally

[@handdaniel]

This is the first podcast where I've actually felt like I wanted to put my money where my mouth is and become a Paytch member. Timmy D is the only other comedian I would be willing to part money for their Patreon content, outside of going to see a handful live - i.e. these two, Tim, Theo and Normand.

[@handdaniel]

Wtf, the first tier on Patreon is only $1?! Shit is the best value for money in comedy. I would recommend to any other Paytch virgins to get on the Dawgs. If I had the caysh I would definitely pick the "G.O.D. L.E.V.E.L." as I'm pretty sure you get a bednight flute solo from the Shaman - in 432Hz of course!

[@cooperbarner2916]

War Mode is better

[@Looneyboy]

@@cooperbarner2916 war mode rocks thank you. That pod is worth the $1. These guys will be fine without my $1

[@dylanfrazier7750]

This and Tim Dillon are the only two I pay for on patreon 👍

[@Triptoons]

It’s a dollar and you get like 300 episodes

[@Zoso37123]

42:58 slick dip removal and pocket while Matt doesn't know. Classic move by The Bull.

[@robert424d]

Matt and Shane by day, war mode by night. ALL DAY ALL NIGHT!

[@jaliscogrill8519]

Not even halfway through the cheesecake story and its already a classic. Up there with Matt’s home depot battle

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

Low on ammo - Matt and Shane emphatically toss me a magazine, lasting an hour and six minutes. "MAKE 'EM COUNT."

[@OurBlackFriend]

Roger that

[@Obamalover88]

The PMC dawgs over at the paytch have an extra hour of ammo.

[@xf5236]

Dude u playing butt hockey in that foxhole?

[@garrettreid9229]

yo these always drop right when i need em.. praise the shaman ready for some wisdom

[@jasonkrapf]

Came to post this exact same thought.

[@garrettreid9229]

@@jasonkrapf its as if they broadcast in 432Hz just relieves all my stress when i hear the dawgs get into it

[@MrUrech]

wish my balls dropped when my dad needed em

[@kylegibson5432]

I'm grinding out ff14, and every so often I glance over and it 100% looks like some dude is just chilling out behind the pillar watching, listening.

[@nothingforyouhere418]

Hell yeah dude

[@freddymeisner]

The intros of the pod are works of art

[@itsmedereklee]

War Mode intros shit on Mssp

[@bwolfe9040]

@@itsmedereklee calm down Derek

[@ryanexsus]

I don't think Shane realizes the people at the Cheesecake Factory were woke and recognized him and refused to serve him.

[@that1guy375]

I think they were just stupid but you might be right. He handled it better than I would have lol.

[@ryanexsus]

@@that1guy375 I'd have lost my shit too.

[@1776SolidSnake]

100% especially since that hostess wouldn’t acknowledge them

[@tc0ates]

that was my first thought as well

[@ayron419]

Nah they likely just sucked ass at their jobs

[@kylet8370]

It’s our duty to leave a bad review in righteous anger for that Cheesecake Factory in Irvine. The disrespect does not go unpunished.

[@atombom8214]

Oh my god, this podcast gets me straight giggling so hard my abs get a solid workout.

[@r0br33r]

Ok shane lmao

[@monkeyearcheese420]

That intro was legitness

[@kniemi21]

I will personally go to that cheese cake factory in Irvine and address this beef, on the dawgs behalf. This is outrageous. (This is unfortunately all too common in and around the OC)

[@dtxa7x]

God bless, dawg in arms.

[@Usertrappedindatabase]

also been to exact location before, they got some quirky energy for sure. I think it's like it's THE Cheesecake factory for people that didn't make it at 5-star restaurants, they've always been super snobbish and downright abrasive like that. They probably knew who Shane was and were just some SNL-types, OC is nice but alot of the people here can be cringe

[@user-vh5lm7ny9u]

The dawgs gotta stick together in these times

[@Yochillitsthatserious]

Was at the New Years show! Shane and Jamar did great. Met a Filipino pepper by the stage after. Blessed by the Bull

[@Chromeize]

YES! I was just on my last break and thought I burned through all my podcasts! Life savers man

[@chrisp6829]

Right when the broke back hug comes and the beat drops my days stress Immediately disappears. Pumped for a silly goose time with papi back at it

[@jessop-]

Matt screams brain inflammation, listen to Shane, he's the picture of health.

[@brapstein]

down with ronies rn, receiving healing energies from my dawgs is all my immune system needs.

[@poon4x4]

T’s and P’s, dawg

[@mgunther1314]

My coworker just asked me why I yelled out “Sassy” real loud and gay

[@Stimros_halabad]

Looool

[@MainstreamNewsGuy]

Covid can tell if you're keeping it real or not

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

This is the news we need.

[@connorlowis4774]

absolutely love the lord of the rings. Best trilogy ever made. Respect.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

What??? It's obviously the Look Who's Talking trilogy. That shit was pure Shrek 1.

[@matthenry2564]

Hilarious when Matt didn't know what the black orcs were called

[@DocTwizzle23]

Cool to see jake gyllenhaal on the cast

[@handdaniel]

😂😂😂 Gardini looks fresh without the specs!

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

nice

[@franktothemax]

59:33 and on has got to be in my top 3 moments of MSSP of all goddamn time. I love me the dogs, man

[@exaltedchampion201]

After a crummy day at work and waiting to go to the damn dentist, is it essential to hang with the dawgs and chill

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

The dawgz have thee most powerful P's...it is known

[@Stimros_halabad]

It is known

[@JC-fh6uw]

Matt discussing "Smashing Machine" @ 13min. Mark Coleman rescued his parents from a house fire three weeks ago. Also walked home naked and shitfaced from a bar last year. True Dawg.

[@verynice210]

Dr. Gillis recommends garlic and sunlight to treat coronies? Are we killing vamps or what

[@user-vh5lm7ny9u]

Might attract degos, which is arguably worse than vampires

[@stevocummins]

The intros are honestly incredible. Well worth deep diving this pod.

[@clayman7853]

The Supreme cast. I regularly listen to JRE, LOS, YMH, and they aight. But MSSP reigns Supreme. Love you dawgz, what's a goon to a goblin 👿

[@bjbarry01]

Tha Dawgz are back together again! Dealing with some possible Cronies right now - this is just what I needed

[@dog-headedman2634]

Gardini got some real syndrome energy here

[@braedendavis4084]

He looks like he took 3 Adderalls before the episode!

[@theramplocal]

Superstar energy

[@kevins1568]

So wild I've been laid up with COVID five days binging old MSSP and this episode drops. Long live the Shaman!

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Shane, dawg you are describing leaky gut syndrome. You can help it by hitting the bone broth frequently. Also crockpot/magic pot bone-in recipes help. Animal bones bro...heals the gut lining, builds you up mon brave.

[@peanutgallery7753]

Biden being King Theodon and Fauci being wormtongue had me wheezing while listening at work lol

[@lovefool.99]

Crying laughing at that bit 😂😂😂😂 Shane’s quick Biden impressions always get me too

[@ijustworkhere2171]

33:03 some good LotR and PoCs talk 😂

[@harmfulplatypus]

One of the best intros yet, the two greatest showmen.

[@dafunkycanuck]

Hell yeah, Matt doling out the healing frequencies right from go. Epic opening!

[@CoolAdam247]

Dawgz assemble and unite under the banner of our good lord.

[@gusgus1816]

58:15 "Its 2022 , if YOU dont want to see a guy jizzing on another guy YOU'RE the fuckin problem!"

[@chillard3913]

The cheesecake people probably recognized Shane haha

[@ericpettyfishing]

Not joking. Seeing/ hearing Matts progress on the flute is inspiring. Praise God

[@NJ-os3rn]

Found the pod a month or so ago and insta subbed. Found war mode a week later and Insta subbed. These podcasts rule.

[@gibbonsgomez4434]

Welcome brother 🙌

[@dickybird4865]

Subbing to warmode and mssp instantly results in you getting put on an FBI hot list, careful out there soldier

[@CoolAdam247]

Warmode are a bunch of Q anon followers 🤣

[@NJ-os3rn]

@@CoolAdam247 I just find it entertaining. I don’t agree with a lot of it.

[@NikCasto]

The intro to this ep is PHENOMENAL ☦️

[@johnrobertson421]

I started listening to this when Tim Dillon was late on a pod and haven't stopped since, these guys are hilarious

[@DixieNormus911]

Shane Gillis for President 2024

[@benjaminlofty6296]

Everyone nailing the Cheesecake Factory reviews

[@sammybananas]

My son is 12 and he's at that stage where he's too cool for me, and I'll be honest, I've Homeward Bound cried about it a few times, but like if my son ever feels the way about me as Shane does about his Dad, that's it. That's everything. Also, slam dunking the one ring got me lol.

[@garibaldi4971]

God bless 🙏

[@aaronr2791]

Head on a swivel always ready

[@MegadethMiller]

Hi Shane. It's normal sometimes to pass leafy greens. Your body doesn't fully digest food high in fiber but it does help pass stool more easily. Also chewing your food more can help with digestive issues related to high fiber foods. Chew your food, dawgz.

[@ErichHarder]

Intro is so damn "War Mode" I love it

[@miamisdreadpirateroberts369]

MY NEEEGASSS YOU REALLLY OUTDID YOUS SELF ON THIS ONE.

[@abelincoln8446]

Put Dragula on repeat dawgs, here we go

[@trendybistro]

Gay

[@seanflynn781]

Shane got really serious about his Covid advice to Matt and it was touching

[@combatresearch]

Matt and Duncan Trussel would be a treat.

[@ethanhall3294]

I love you fellas. Hope you all have a great weekend🍯

[@michaeldisney8078]

matt youre a goddamn hero for this intro

[@imjustaguy8232]

I agree with Matt at the end I had it bad about 3 weeks ago and it literally felt like robotic or something, that's not a good analogy but it was not like ANY other sickness ive ever had. And I still can feel it in me after I've been better for a while now. Like it's almost a metallic feeling in your bones and core of your body. I'm glad he brought that up because I thought I was going crazy. Yea I still have this muffled cotton/metallic feeling in the core of my body. It's weird and doesn't feel right...

[@BigFarts0]

God Bless the Cast. 🙏 spread the good word of these prophets Hahaha Gaurdini doing his gorilla got thumbs is hilarious. The combination of the seriousness of his facial expression and quickly wagging is thumbs. Awesome 🤘

[@houndhog4886]

Praise Him!!!!!! The flute got me.

[@Cwise16]

Shane’s vitamin d routine is a vampire’s worst nightmare

[@0_fxcks]

Best Podcast ever. Get well soon Matt.🤘

[@imal1015]

👍👍 for the 432hz intro

[@DrewWeber-el3fp]

I love that while they were talking about shitting out salads... I was eating a freshly made salad.

[@rafaelvazquez7465]

I am ready to storm the cheese cake at the word of our savior

[@Thefringefitnessproject]

Matt, the finest balance of shaman/showman this side of the susquehanna

[@ironlung1291]

Gotta respect Shane not complaining to the manager, having worked at a Cheesecake I can confidently say that dude would'a gotten fi-yerrrrred

[@cheftoe_7368]

That poster in the back feels like it's staring straight through peoples souls 😂

[@emmetLshavinski]

From this day forward, until my last dying breath, I'll never eat at the Cheesecake Factory in Irvine California.

[@highjaws]

GUARD DOG THOSE INTROS

[@chris103193]

How is there only 50k subs, should be 500k.