Mattea Ingemi Is An Expert Ghoster | Chosen Family Podcast

[@AlaynaJoyOfficial]

I am gone for a single week and ya’ll are out of control

[@BayAreaBerk]

Mom's gotta do what Mom's gotta do, (butpleasehurryback), you'ze b missed...

[@suzy3899]

Mom, please come back. We miss you. 🥺🥺🥺

[@itstaybenzo]

Mom come back dad’s scaring me

[@Jester666X]

Mom! mak had a house party! lol

[@chelister27]

You really realize what a grounding energy Alayna has when the boys are left to their own devices lol it was good ol' father/son bonding tho

[@rosieblyther444]

Was coming to say this!😂😂

[@joybubbles]

Mom goes out of town and Dad takes everyone to Hooters.

[@mollyxmusic3348]

perfect description of this episode.

[@llll636-w1u]

dad takes mak and her friends out to “dinner”

[@hollyweasel2210]

This is the most accurate comment on KZbin

[@TurtlesDanceToo]

I interacted with Ashley at one show. And now I live life on edge knowing that at any moment she can expose my trauma to the ruthless lesbians of the world. I love it.

[@BC_Mina]

I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Alayna listens to that voice memo!

[@VioletOctober]

seriously lmao

[@alternativelyabled3757]

What do you do up on that pole 😂😂😂

[@karisfunkartist]

Mattea calling JK Rowling they was gold

[@birdbones0840]

I love that Mak's desk is just getting more messy every episode

[@traciek3179]

I would pay to see Alayna’s reaction to that voice message out of context.

[@mwernli2886]

It’s really interesting how unbalanced everything becomes when Alayna is not here. She’s the calming energy that’s adds structure to the chaotic energy of Ashley and Mak. So, Alayna might not agree with this, but she truly is „mommy“, the one everyone goes to for advice and for encouraging word. Miss you Alayna.

[@lincymoonen228]

This is so cute. Mom is gone and first you fully talk about boobs, then all tell the reason you miss her. What a nicr episode. I hope school is going well Alayna!

[@trilobite-knight7746]

The real star is Ashley's beautiful black cat with green eyes omgg the way Ashley's yelling jokes excitedly & the cat is so chill, super used to it, & Ashley absent mindedly petting an ear haha sooo wholesome ❤️

[@rosslynch-tb8ix]

when mattea said "im here to keep everyone safe" i lost it😭😭

[@potato2337]

Hey Ashley, your special is ACTUALLY amazing. For a lesbian. No for real you are my favorite abortion comedian.

[@aliviafletcher8926]

@@AmandaConover it’s a joke

[@BC_Mina]

hands down, for sure, the BEST abortion comedian 🤣

[@roxy4325]

Pretty sure she's the best 9/11 comedian but what do I know

[@qaq8409]

Mak saying how hard it was to go to family gatherings now that she has new insights into her trauma really resonated with me. I’ve been feeling very burdened in a similar way but I could never put it into words. So thank you for letting me feel valid🥹

[@emilypumpkinseller]

mattea's delivery always cracks me the hell up

[@Mx_Never]

How is it that every time Mattea comes on the show she just drops the most rizzless lines you've ever heard, and then instantly goes back to being funny

[@RDawn]

the song was honestly gut-busting and then mattea's singing and the reaction was just amazing

[@haniyahwasif16]

YES another one w MATTEAAAA Mattea we love you sm

[@KristanceGlam]

Truly, inside baby outside baby was one of my favorite moments of the special. That was HILARIOUS. I watched the whole thing and the way Ashley kept saying "don't pull back on me!!" was also hilarious, just how she had to literally remind the crowd they're at a comedy show made it even funnier.

[@yellow6409]

this might be weird to say but i was so nervous for ashley about her special, she said many times in the podcast how important to her it was that the special would go viral and ever since it was released i couldnt stop thinking "i hope ashley is happy about how this is doing cause i think it's going great" so im so glad to hear that it she IS happy and everything turned out well ❤❤❤

[@TheLayKay]

I can almost imagine Alayna’s face journey as she goes from thinking how sweet it is that they miss her to laughing then just confusion. And the possibility of someone else being in the room and she has to explain Ashley to someone and also that she has no idea what’s going on.

[@justjulss8365]

about the inside baby joke, i just loved the “soft…soft head…nonono don’t touch it- nooo very gentle” so much that i regularly quote it with my friends everytime we see a baby (outside)

[@seashell6876]

mak+mattea+ash is a golden trio. i could listen to yall all dayyy

[@Emily-hf9ud]

As a therapist when Mattea said "I don't want them to pull stuff out of me I wasn't aware of" I actually cackled out loud like a witch, because this is too real (along with the many first appointments cancelled). As a Therapist although it is frustrating (mostly because I am so excited to good worth with clients), but also recognizing that they are just at a different stage in the change process and that is okay!

[@imanemorris8816]

Your unpacking therapy was a light bulb moment for this 49 year old, well done guys. Love your podcasts.

[@ateenipeterson]

I love that this episode happened right before Mother’s Day. Please come back mom (but seriously I hope Alayna is well)

[@TheBriar_123]

The whole “I don’t want it to, but it might!” Thing is what made me afraid of therapy as well. But you can only outrun your trauma for so long. Once that first memory pops up, you have to face it. ❤

[@bulgna]

For a 9/11 comedian your special is so good Ashley!

[@justpeachy_honey4430]

Hello 💗 thank you all for existing

[@faithinwonderland6589]

I adore you all. Love this episode.💗

[@Erika-qj1dr]

I couldn’t be more grateful for you guys. I found this podcast during my loneliest time in my life so far. I’ve been binging all of you because I feel like y’all are my soul friends I never knew I needed. I just wanted y’all to know that. I love you guys, and thank you so much for what y’all are doing.

[@BriBitxh]

I feel this 100% it’s like a hangout session for me

[@Erika-qj1dr]

@@BriBitxh exactly. Now we just need mom back. 😂

[@Tooscared2blink]

Mak's face when Mattea sang had my cracking up and then seeing Fulton's reaction was so lovely! This whole episode was brilliant!

[@Anne-si1kb]

mom is not there and the boys are going CRAZY! Loved the episode!

[@thirdoctoberchild]

I pole dance, on an intermediate level, as a hobby/exercise. It is wonderful, and really, really hard. My thoughts are usually along the line of “This hurts” “Where is my arm supposed to go now?” “There is no way I can bend that way” “Am I slipping?” “Yep, I’m definitely slipping”

[@kapowjam3462]

Alayna will never miss again after all the nice things you said about her. Perfect plan. Loved having Mattea back! This was so fun.

[@robins3206]

I just discovered Ashley through the Stand Up Comedy special. And then found the Chosen Family Podcast and quickly started following all of you.

[@nobarbie8748]

I loved this one, I love when mak makes a good joke and Ashley laughs like a proud father

[@amaya_cj]

Ashley’s cats face when Ashley and Mac start singing has me DEAD

[@alyssadonaldson3757]

i love how when alayna is gone, yall get into therapy, alaynas passion

[@JJtronlady]

The shock on Mai’s face when Mattea started singing! Just hilarious

[@bellahawthorn4575]

Okay but when you guys were all saying the reasons you loved Alayna you were also listing the exact reasons why she’s going to be an amazing therapist (or whatever she decides to do with her masters degree)

[@louisel7653]

Fulton’s face while Ashley is singing

[@Emily.03]

Happy 6 months of the pod being on the air! I have really enjoyed listening every week and being part of the chosen family

[@skallywalla502]

When Mattea said she wanted something bad to happen to her so she could go to Alayna and ask her to be empathetic and Ashley's response: "that's therapy" 💀💀💀 Ashley's timing, I can't Awesome episode. Definitely missed Alayna, but I loved the love fest that happened in her absence 💕💕💕

[@Mariethechaotic]

23:28 this is a very good point. I knew I had mommy issues from the start with my birth mom leaving me and my twin with our dad. I always highly respected and loved my dad. I still do but once I started therapy I realized that a *lot* of my trauma actually comes from my dad and his anger issues and his undiagnosed ADHD and the issues they caused. I have spent less time with him since therapy. It's easy to blame it on being busy, because we are but also, there is a discomfort being around him, especially if he or his new wife yell at his 12 year old step-son. One day I actually left in tears even though no anger was directed at me... And I haven't been to dinner alone or with them since 😮.... Well thanks for the therapy while I get ready for therapy girls

[@oheyseven]

Ashley’s special is so good!! If you haven’t watched it by now… WHY NOT!?!? Also I miss Alayna but Matea (sp) is an amazing sub 💜

[@PrincessxDope18]

I love you all so so much! Thank you for starting this podcast and making my Wednesdays so much more exciting!

[@katlyna6409]

Every time I pass a Cold Stone I now here "there is pain in my heart" in your voice. 😂❤

[@kyrasaturn]

I love how it is on video when ashley met mattea on a zoom podcast and now they're all friends and doing a Zoom podcast 😊

[@Chatty-op9kd]

Omg the TSA situation- When I was 11 I was definitely a tomboy (turns out i’m just actually a boy but not at the time). I had this TSA agent pull my aside and aggressively ask “boy button or girl button”. I was SO confused, absolutely no clue what she was asking so I just repeatedly asked her “what?” Giving her very puzzled looks. She was getting increasingly more angry, my dad had already gone through TSA and was ahead with my brother. Suddenly I see my mom barge straight through while yelling “SHES A GIRL” and yelling my name. The TSA agent was very clearly embarrassed, but the whole time I was just scared cause wtf how was I supposed to know what “boy button or girl button” meant at the age of 11? My mom never stopped being so protective of me every time we went through TSA, especially when I began transitioning and wearing Binders so they would always pat me down. Every time, she looked like she was about ready to kill whichever TSA man was patting down my 16 year old chest.

[@kristenpickles2374]

You all have put my family trauma into words that I could never explain. All three of you are me at different points of my life.

[@virgilmcclendon5072]

Awesome again! You guys could read a phone book and make it hilarious. Missed Mommy. Loved Mattea. Running your PERFECT special on repeat 10 hours a day. Thank you for bringing love and laughter into my life. Love you.

[@hilsimp]

Fultons face during total eclipse of the heart 😂😂😂

[@Fbaker04330]

Guys, pause it at 13:18 and look at Mak's eyes! Love the look on her face!

[@tilly6817]

had my second GCSE today so coming back to a chosen family epesode is the best thx yall

[@kennyjac]

Therapy doesn't always have to be pulling stuff out. It can also just be guidance for day-to-day life to help you work towards goals. Just depends on the type of therapist and what your therapy goals are

[@nics11]

Fulton (hope I spelt it right) being the cuddliest clingiest cat brings me so much joy. I have to rewind a million times cuz I forget to listen when he's on screen. I need a Fulton so badly

[@kaiya33123]

I really needed this right now❤❤❤ The beginning has already made me laugh so much😂❤❤❤

[@aliviafletcher8926]

THE VOICE MESSAGE KILLED ME. Ashley your special was 🤌🤌 So much love! #MissingMom but this episode was so fun ❤😂

[@4lovebysara]

The special has nearly 400k views right now! Its amazing 🎉

[@madelinemarlett4956]

Oh the joys of TSA, they are supposed to be fixing the TSA software so it does not rely on a binary assessment of what parts you have, because it causes so many issues for trans people especially. We get groin pat downs all the time because the TSA agent made a judgement about what parts we have and ran the corresponding binary scan.

[@cleosworld9096]

Omg Ashley has been responding to my comments on her videos recently and now I feel like she’s my best friend 😂. Literally best comedian I’ve seen in a long time. I hate hearing the same jokes all the time and u won’t get that from Ashley’s special. Her ability to write a joke is just amazing. It’s so good. I’m not working rn due to health but if I was I’d gladly join patreon to give back to these wonderful hardworking humans. Please think about it if u can. They all deserve the world.

[@inesmendes6248]

When i'm on the pole of life spining up and down, i am thinking about ashley gavin special 🎉! I shared it with all my friends ❤

[@gracecadet3244]

Okkkk I swear I'm not usually the simping kind, but there at the end when Mak made direct eye contact and said "prove it"... that did things to me 😅😂

[@_asantesana_squashbanana_]

Ash, I don't know why, but I never got recommendations for Matt Rife before. But whenever I watch you on HGS or this podcast, I see his face pop up and respectfully, this old '93 suddenly fancies a game of wack-a-mole. I'm thinking of uploading screenshots as proof. DAE experience this? Lol Also, well done Matthea, not everyone can fill the hole (mind your mind) Mums temporary absence created here, but you hold your own. Mak, you are so right about Alayna. And don't underestimate the generational bridge you provide the oldies and the fresh perspective you have. Also being some sort of chaotic neutral between your parents. Always look forward to these uploads. It's impactful for a broader audience than I think you realise. Rambling over. Love from Down Under. Ravenclaw is the best house. Soy chai latte. Avocado on toast. Not cheuguy. Simply bussin. Fire. Yeah... time to stop externalising the adhd thoughts and take my ritalin to quell these disruptive but well intentioned impulses. Have a gay day. Lmaooo. Disculpé 🌈

[@larsamills]

13:17 Mak's face and Ashley's cats face lining up!! 😹😹😹

[@kyrasaturn]

The special is beautiful Ashley! Your incredible talent aside, the cinematography and color grading and shots -- beautiful and I'm so proud of you!

[@emmcccllkk7780]

I’m with mattea!!! I get the major ick when guys say shit like that. I gagged a little when mattea described the compliment. Mattea, I learned that a lot of that comes from my deep seeded insecurities. I realized that I used to lose respect for people if they started to like me too much; something I’m still working on... I’m not sure if that makes sense, it was my experience and I hope sharing it helps in some way.

[@twelve3250]

About the special beside it being the funniest thing i've watched, you really inspire me as an artist Ashley. i feel really lucky to come across to your work and get to know you as an artist in this parasocial level. You inspire me about my work and my creative process especially when i doubt myself (my work has literally nothing to do with comedy, i'm a designer)

[@averykyler9066]

the inside baby outside baby joke had me HOWLING 😂

[@chrisoneill325]

Ashley!! If you come back to Jersey, I volunteer as the straight guy pick. PLEASE Also, I *LOVED* your special! Watched it when it dropped, probably gonna watch it again soon

[@v0mit4br4ins]

my favorite thing about this podcast is seeing the cat hair fly past ashley as she sits there completely not noticing it because she's so used to the lesbian cat mom life

[@KristinHouse_]

Hey Ashley, the special is amazing. Full stop. :)

[@traeranger8177]

I've had a lot of similar experiences with TSA as Mac...either having to go back through the scanner or getting patted down after. BUT ever since I got TSA pre-check I haven't had any issues because (at the airports I tend to travel through most anyway..it might not be the same everywhere) TSA pre-check only have to go through regular metal detectors instead of the full body scan (so no pink or blue buttons to worry about). Just something people might be interested to looking into if you're tired of having potentially uncomfortable interactions with TSA.

[@zolanesbitt7798]

I am so thankful for you three :)

[@HydroStump]

First time i specifically watched the full ad, I just miss mom 😢

[@chelister27]

We all collectively called her to come pick us up lol

[@shobo4482]

listening to this in podcast form makes me realise how similar mak aand mattea sound lol. like i actually can't tell the difference between their voices sometimes

[@ashleighcalvert8937]

HUGE episode for cat lovers, even more than normal

[@8infinite8possiblities8]

Y’all were funny but not having mommy on the podcast right before Mother’s Day leaves me feeling robbed 😩

[@geeksquire2467]

Alayna really is the mom of the group 😂😂😂 FOREVERRRRR...DOG

[@melissayes3161]

everyday brings me closer to seeing Ashley live in my city so excited since seeing her special

[@Lolajoy27]

Absolute chaos without Mom 😂😂😂😂

[@Fishful_Thinking4]

I’m unafraid to admit that I’ve listened to this episode 3 times and every time, I get excited for no reason when Alayna’s voice pops up for the Native commercial, because I think she’s back when she’s not 😂

[@karinagutierrez7134]

I was cleaning as I was listening and I got so thrown off that I dashed to the phone to see why I could hear her voice 😂

[@bripk9598]

Okay so, I'm a millennial, a young one even, but I appreciate 33:00 so much. I grew up without any of this type of language and I live in South Texas so it got here pretty late for me. It IS actually hard to change the language even if you want to and are conscious about it. Add to that being disabled, having brain fog, and working memory issues and sometimes it does legit feel impossible to get this pronoun thing down and it feels stupid complaining about it because I feel like it isn't that hard. I want to validate people, I want to get it right, but sometimes my brain just doesn't. It's never intentional but I have had people fully jump down my throat about this when I'm trying so fkn hard.

[@cardboardcreationsart]

I really appreciate Ashley bringing up the fact that for older people, learning how to use pronouns now is really difficult! My parents aren't the best with english and end up mis-pronouning cis people that they know the gender of because sometimes, grammar is just hard. However that should not be an excuse to not try to work on it, but we should give leeway if they are really trying because language is hard!

[@aimemaggie]

I’m 23 and had to learn about pronouns in collage. There is nothing wrong with being unaware but not trying to earn once you know is wrong

[@leopardshadow333]

I think it can also be helpful to remember for people who aren't native English speakers, bc pronouns can be very different in other languages. I knew I girl who spoke mandarin as her first language and she was having a hard time figuring out gendered pronouns while practicing her english bc it's not like that in her native language.

[@trilobite-knight7746]

This is so real. I was really struggling w my immigrant mom using my pronouns correctly, to the point it felt like not trying. We had a heart to heart about some of her trauma with learning English grammar under duress as a child & it's improved our relationship astronomically!

[@isabelluh6450]

this is the only piece of media that can make me laugh these days and i'm being so serious (aside from ashley's special of course!)

[@dominiquescripter7616]

My straight male cousin sent me your special a week after it came out, as if I didn’t watch it the day it was released! But even the straight men love you

[@ashgavs]

Tell him thank you! And thanks for watching!

[@annalubbers1366]

“It’s not an exorcism!” Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramywiles]

I really love this discussion of what therapy is and what it does for you; it's all extremely true to how I've experienced it over the years. It makes sense to be resistant to looking at all of your shit because of how much you're worried it's going to hurt, because it does hurt... it hurt at the time, and it hurts to think about now, and it may never _not_ hurt, yknow? But it hurts you _so much more_ in the long run to push what happened down and pretend like nothing's wrong. And Mak's right, a good therapist won't create problems that aren't already there -- what they're there to do is help you name them and then give you tools to handle them.

[@julzamidala2865]

1,000% agree with everything you all said about Alayna, she's the best. 💖

[@soccercool13]

god this podcast brings me so much joy

[@ameliamangham4460]

I LOVE THIS PODCAST AND I LOVE YALL I’m in the uk so I’m on my way to school so I’ll be watching in about 7 hours :)

[@Ella-fr4mb]

Honestly, this podcast is my favourite! I look forward to it every week. The perfect pick-me-up! ❤

[@kennyjac]

Hahahaha "I don't like Harry Potter, i just love J.K. Rowling" 😂😂😂 So good

[@bunnysilver71]

just binge watched all eps in two days, I love this pod so much

[@anastasiamiroshnikova1007]

I was sitting on the balcony at 15 C, when I checked the count under Ashley's special on 10th of May, and I swear I sweated from joy because it had 395k view omg THIS IS VIRAL!

[@finntrew9184]

Good morning guys! Thanks for the morning entertainment, love from SW England ❤

[@rice-hero-VS-hungry-monster]

I don't know if this is just in my head or if Mak actually got a haircut but it looks so good.

[@sazzadazza]

Yall were so funny 😂 love it, missing alayna tho

[@astormee]

Thanks for the laughs this week, really needed it!

[@katerinahricko1127]

I loved “the inside baby and outside baby” joke even first time watching it 👏🏻 great one ☝🏻

[@suzy3899]

SO FREAKING FUNNY OMG