Matteo Lane & Friends Give Advice FULL SHOW

[@whoe_whate8487]

the delivery of “mmh, deception.” had me crying 😭

[@LuLu24Ayo]

DISGRACE mmmmhmmm deceptionnn *and outrage* disgrace, for shame!

[@greatestgoalie25]

Made me laugh audibly.

[@DKH712]

Someone oughta have said 'subversion'

[@bookemdano7567]

Me too!! I watched it 4 times! 😂😂😂😂

[@Scott-1790]

Scott here… I still have the middle part!😁

[@potatosalad69420]

Thanks for the update m8

[@stargirl91291]

@@Scott-1790 you gotta get rid of that shit bro…it is *not* a good look

[@Disassociated24]

You seem like a chill guy! Oh, are you still with the girl lol

[@TheTransDevin520]

Ya know what. It could be worse. I used to be so insecure about my middle part. My hair literally wouldn't do anything else. Like I mean ANYTHING else. I couldn't curl it. It wouldn't stay. I couldn't color it. It wouldn't keep color. I tried to color my hair bright red one time. And it turned out umpa loompa orange. And now I'm bald. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Enjoy it while you have it. Grow it out. Color it wacky colors. Or keep it the way you have it. Just be grateful you don't look like Mr Clean. LOL! Not everybody can pull off Mr Clean.

[@dfleck9210]

@@stargirl91291 What do you mean? There are next to no objectively bad haircuts. A haircut has to match the face, as will any good barber tell you. The middle part is fine for him.

[@FasterJodie]

Now I finally get to see Scott's full journey of pain

[@orielwiggins2225]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Scott-1790]

Scott here! It was a fun show!

[@Itomon]

journey of stardom :v Scott is a champ

[@sushienjoyer]

He’s been edging us with small clips, and now finally FULL RELEASE

[@marcelosousa6656]

I never thought that was a whole show. I just thought that was a lot of different shows with the same shirt

[@jlshel42]

Need a cold shower?

[@kinderpinguin12]

He released all of these clips and now as a full thing together. There’s nothing new, wtf are you on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sushienjoyer]

@@kinderpinguin12 duh. where did i say this is all new? i was just making a joke. calm the hell down.

[@charlottemoo9397]

edging is crazy

[@Matty002]

so many people with problems where the answer is just 'have you talked to them about this directly?'

[@crunchevo8974]

that's most people's problems

[@andrewjordan5402]

Keep in mind they are in New York💀like don’t y’all have a reputation for being assholes😂

[@Eds1422]

As soon as he said Olive Garden I knew Matteo was gonna go off 😂

[@grimnirstormcrow6597]

"if you eat everything youre never hungry". It means you dont have a preference, your options are open...but also..if you don't have standards you're never alone..lol

[@genesiscruz6610]

Thank you!

[@s_mp_08]

❤😂

[@simonfea2]

True, but someone else with no standards will either kill you or definitely leave you alone, eventually.

[@OzmaOfOzz]

That's deep man 😂

[@cleodello]

Oh, I just thought it was about rimming. 🤔

[@lulubananas-xx5zm]

I still would buy a shirt saying "I love God but I'm chill about it"

[@Itomon]

Amazing stuff

[@Grace-rt7ts]

the guy deepening his voice 😭😭😭

[@chrisgonz19]

THEY'RE GRRRREEEATT!

[@MikeP2055]

WE NEED AN UPDATE ON SCOTT, HIS HAIR, AND HIS DATE!

[@Scott-1790]

I do indeed still have the middle part

[@Suspense1376]

@@Scott-1790but do you still have the date?

[@ojeda5577]

​@@Scott-1790 heyyyy!❤❤❤

[@MikeP2055]

@Scott-1790 Scott! You legend, mate, thank you for responding to my plea. As an extremely bald man myself, I have but one small favor to ask of you: CHERISH THAT WILD COWLICK AND SUBSEQUENT CENTER PART, SCOTT! Confidently rock the bejeezus out of it every single day. Do it for those of us who no longer can, Scott! I always hated my thick, annoyingly wavy, effortlessly luxurious red locks . . . until their cruel and sudden mass exodus from my scalp to my shoulders, back, entire ass, ears, nostrils, and shower drain. Thank God for this badass beard, though. Got a real "Kyle Kinane's doppelganger"-type vibe goin' these days. Nah, I'm just being melodramatic as a dumb goof. Being bald is fkn awesome. In all seriousness, I just wanted to commend you and your impromptu date for being entertaining audience members and (seemingly) good sports about it all. I cracked the fk up when you shouted, "Should I get a different haircut?!" Plus, front row at a comedy club on a first date is a ballsy move, my friend. That's more than enough yammering in an insomniac delirium from me. I'm gonna watch Matteo's special again. Have some hahas and hit the hay. Hopefully. ✌️🤘

[@stargirl91291]

@@MikeP2055wow you are one weird dude…

[@setomotobobo]

Matteo has great chemistry with all his guests. Every segment is so good and enjoyable.

[@seyersusej8329]

Damn I didn’t realize Scott was so much a target in this special 😅

[@Disassociated24]

The SECOND that one guy mentioned Olive Garden Matteo went fucking ballistic and I love that XD

[@rainerm.8168]

European ignorant here. What's this about Olive Garden?

[@jamesnelson6656]

the best part about doing this with other comedians is making each other crack up

[@peterhoyt2529]

Not sure how they missed the obvious implications of a ‘racist Peruvian school where everyone is of German descent’… 😮

[@TravisRiver]

LOL

[@marmakmark]

😂

[@OutOfMarbles127]

Sorry I´m really stupid, can somebody explain what he´s talking about please? xD

[@copo974]

@@OutOfMarbles127 Nazis.......a lot of them fled to South America after the war.

[@balancingscales1339]

@@OutOfMarbles127look into operation paperclip.

[@a_fred42]

All these callbacks to Scott are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@wadelester9900]

Chris slowly discovering his sexuality in front of our eyes lol😂

[@SolMH]

Best moment: Chris Distefano , hands down 😂❤

[@potatosalad69420]

"Allegedly" :)

[@maggieann5569]

My fav part is how they never answer any questions 😂😂

[@dreadstheheart]

Marie and Sydnee’s “aht aht aht” really got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Beximuzy]

Nick and Matteo, one of my favorite duos

[@5Nunes5]

JAY JURDEN KILLS ✨

[@s_mp_08]

loved him! he's also hilarious on the Gianmarco podcast, def must watch 😂❤

[@CCela1608]

​@@s_mp_08 oh I'm going to find that right now!!! I love both of them

[@pearnpt]

This needs to be watched full length. Thanks Scott you're amazing! lol

[@simone6822]

I loved all the guests but Jay was def the most comfortable in my opinion. His delivery was so fluid.

[@melbelts4357]

Emma reminds me of weird barbie... Not in a bad way.

[@dandyberry4405]

Omg 😂

[@OutOfMarbles127]

I used to listen to their podcast and that woman get´s so much p***y, straight men can dream of living her life xD. It´s obviously working for her

[@WhoamI-kt9yv]

It's two am and I can't stop scream-laughung like a chicken on steroids.

[@WhoamI-kt9yv]

I'm currently eating my blanket, so my roomates won't kick me out

[@ack5385]

same, it was 2 am for me

[@WhoamI-kt9yv]

@@ack5385 same, I don't know how I got confused about that, but I corrected it

[@MGCAndrew]

you and Aminah together is GOLD!!

[@antoniospappas2575]

Oh, the Scott special is up!

[@glennjoselane1690]

Matteo is the absolute king of comedy. Hands down a true genius.

[@ushco8604]

Ha i love how everyone has last names, but its just Nick.

[@breeannaconway3617]

When he started to describe Nick i tapped on my screen and it had first and last names until the last guest, Nick.😂😂😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

Thank you for the full special. So so good. And kudos to scott. I hope you and all these hilarious friends had a great time together while making this.

[@quimenga]

Marie's line about the senator...!!! XD oof, she is sharp

[@eyeseajujubee]

The Olive Garden rant was so valid 😂

[@cassiem2294]

I've been watching the short videos and trying to piece them together. Just what I needed to combat the Sunday Scaries.

[@thegreatgambeeno]

18 years older He's 23 The old guy is 32 Math skills

[@thgrotto]

Came to see this comment

[@dankification]

Matteo said 15 years older 15:32 so the older dude is 38

[@soldwithoctavia]

They annoyed me

[@CCela1608]

The way I screamed "OMG YASSSS!!!" 😂😂😂❤🎉❤🎉

[@maggyxchuu]

Jay Jurden and Caitlin were SOOO funny and quick omggg I need more of them 😂😂😂 the audience needed to laugh so much harder at some of their replies bc I choked 😂😂

[@teresasavi8821]

Jay McBride absolutely 👍 rocked her time on stage w Matteo. Quite funny 😂

[@cleodello]

So damn funny and quick!

[@NotUnique_]

Scott is the main star of this special!!!

[@poeticmeditationsbyyaffa]

Nick needs to have his own special he’s hilarious

[@darcibennett9061]

I love Chris ❤️ Teach me Daddy is hilarious with him and Matteo. 😂😂

[@Puguita-0cto]

I really thought he filmed different shows but wear the same shirt lmaooo

[@ZipLineFine]

Chris Distefano slayed when he said to Miss Linked In : " It sounds like you're the problem ."

[@pinkblossomsky]

My favorite part was when Nick showed us his dress 🤣🤣🤣

[@readers111]

Nimesh Patel can get it....🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@faithbaker4785]

Thank you!!!!!!!

[@famousnobody4380]

Definitely lmao 😂

[@knowclub-d3n]

Zaddy!

[@sanabakkoush]

love how the audience knows nick just by 'nick' - he's like cher

[@Jake66132]

We need more full show releases, this is amazing!!!!!

[@Barnaby150]

Love Matteo, and the guests are very quick-witted. Thank you for this!!

[@cindykurneck]

LOVED THIS!!! Thank you so much!!!! When Nick came on I cheered!!!!!! My dog did a back flip!!! ❤❤❤

[@ordinarysuperstar672]

lmaooo NO at someone just cutting their food on the floor???

[@SunriseSocialClub]

I love Chris ... All these Mateo specials are fantastic

[@pixie9499]

chris distefano has the type of energy where i can’t tell if he’s geeking or if he’s on the spectrum, as someone who’s on the spec😂💀

[@Sayitwithyourface]

Does a Chris and Matteo podcast exist? Because if not, it needs to..

[@Sara-f8o3w]

It does! Teach me daddy podcast

[@AZJuno]

Love this show ❤ Already watched all short clips but I'm ready for this treat 🎉

[@thesingingtown]

This was delightful. Thank you Matteo and everyone who performed ❤😹

[@GATESOFKELL]

Jay completely stole the show. What a hero.

[@mrpathfinder7274]

This was an amazing show😂 I loved everyone that came up😂

[@Always.tired.]

yess!! Thanks for the full show❤

[@JackBlackNinja]

This could be endlessly the best content

[@breeannaconway3617]

It flowed so well and it made me feel like I was in the crowd! Matteo really outdid himself with this one, it was a good time😂😂

[@jerrygamez5723]

That was hilarious. Thanks for the video

[@goodgracious2392]

The thing about scorpios and trust… totally true.

[@ThePhiCode]

The guy who said “you’re right” broke me heart 😂

[@ikawa360]

¡Gracias!

[@binibini_n]

Emma's mom is literally so sweet 😭

[@djtaitai]

“So dadada started ghosting me” SO MOVE ON. JFC.

[@kojayeoja]

I needed this to get my mental health together today lmao

[@user-hz5cr8hm8w]

He’s definitely turning into one of my favorite comedians. I’m obsessed at this point

[@nobimonsales6767]

You know he and Nick are actually best friends cuz he hugged every single comic as they were leaving the stage except Nick 😂 idk that's just bestie energy 😂

[@soldwithoctavia]

I love Matteo -- he brings people up with him like how amazing he gave these other comics the time to share his platform. ❤

[@justsayingpod]

Great show!

[@transamericanlife]

Now if only Matteo understood astrology....

[@tracysmith8663]

At 20:50 they’re talking about ghosting and a creepy voice says hi. Does anyone else hear that? Creepy . Anyway, hilarious show and ❤️Matteo.

[@OutOfMarbles127]

I really hope Emma and Matteo bring back Inside the closet one day. They always had such great chemistry

[@Doomsense]

I think Matteo chose Lane as his last name in homage to Nathan Lane.

[@Emma-2029]

This was fucking excellent. Top-tier shit.

[@breeannaconway3617]

I’ve been watching the clips & getting to watch the set in full was AMAZING!!! I loved how many different friends of his and I was dying getting to watch it in full😂😂

[@pffffggg]

A: ... refer it as Frunk S and M: leave her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The truth is there are not a lot of options 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CCCeramics]

Caitlin Peluffo is hilarious! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!

[@melaniegonzalez8316]

omg i’m so happy chris distefano showed up i love him

[@gdnh]

I feel like this show was 3 years ago by now

[@manderinorange07]

Oh my gosh Scott just killed me. The timing was genius

[@THMILLER]

Emma can do a full Show just about her mom😅😅

[@bdp8102]

The audience guy replying to her was such a jerk tho 😅

[@simonfea2]

As a married and heterosexual woman, Im totally gay for Mateo. He is so adorable and so funny.

[@victorwongyk]

Holy crap Jay Jurden was so good!!!

[@hippie321]

Just a single Midwestern lesbian dancing and singing along to I Want It That Way while I water my literal entire room of plants for an hour on a Saturday night. 😎 Saw you when you were in Mpls and it was fucking great. Thank you for being fucking hilarious and real. ❤

[@natbvm1880]

Comedians are amazing. This is so wild.

[@poeticmeditationsbyyaffa]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Meg with a G got me hollering

[@willvr4]

"Do I need a new haircut" killed Matteo hahaha

[@LittleLeEcO]

This is the most memorable 💖 video... I can't stop 😂❤🎉 Beautiful Friends xx

[@mburns75]

We NEED a full show with you and Nick! ❤

[@GeoNatural19]

Omg just seeing the first segment with Aminah Imani and I already can’t stand her!!! Love it!!!!! She got me rolling the first 5 mins lol 😂love her!!!!

[@taiwanmark]

I would 100% watch the Matteo, Sidney and Marie talk show

[@lenkajilek2050]

these people are WILDLY funny... thank you for this video...

[@red1031986]

Love all these guests! Matteo has such good chemistry with all of them. And props to Emma for handling that asshole! 39:35

[@devilishpanda916]

I just wanna be friends with Matteo!! ❤❤

[@HelpfulHuntersGuild]

15 years older, and hes 23. and marie says "he's 32" and matteo just ignored that lol

[@cake6982]

Stage math is different from real math, the same way stage facts are different from real facts😅

[@wesleysmith9959]

Scott and Chris catching strays left and right 😂

[@Ryan-nm2de]

man first time here and this is the most ive laughed from comedy in awhile gay people are just naturally funny

[@rocolo17]

Watching right now. See you in Albuquerque!

[@chad8519]

Matteo is just funny, hunky and adorable

[@lavenderrose2139]

You and Nick put me in the greatest mood I swear!