Matteo Lane Visits The San Gennaro Feast

[@alinaigrad]

The introvert in me is seeing Matteo's casually talking in a full crowded place like a super power. Add to that talking about them in front of them, that's amazing.

[@plantjunkie69]

I feel the same way!

[@charleswhite4539]

Nobody's listening. So see your I trovery is just on your head. Get out. Laugh, talk with pe. Laugh at people I love to watch people do dumb shit!!!!

[@Ducky_logan]

Haha. Yeah I think working out 🏋🏻‍♂️ gives your confidence.

[@FunkyBuddha81]

Well, if you watching this alone, he only talks to 2 people the cameraman and you, everyone else around him is in his own little bubble and does not care what he has to say ( at the monent ). I know it´s easier said than done, but you are the person that cares the most what others might think about what you say /said. Same goes for child´s/babys nobody really cares about your crotchgoblin as much as you do. Just don´t try to think so much about what others might think about you, most of them you will never see again in your life.

[@audreynelson3997]

Hes a real New Yorker

[@BowflexDevry]

I love that you walk into someone backwards, they apologize and your response is “your fine”

[@xWingzTV]

😂

[@charleswhite4539]

I caught that too.

[@elizabetta00]

i know i was like wait is that normal to say?? lol

[@ginaragone7035]

Parting a crowd like the Red Sea 👑

[@robsan9017]

I know it reminded me of the SNL Titanic skit where Bowen Yang says as the iceberg..."I'm sorry to the Titanic, which is insane...because you ran into me!" lol

[@bobbysolosolo3025]

This is giving me "forever single, angry with the world, Italian aunt in her late 50's who takes care of her old parents and lives with them" energy!

[@carlesc5497]

I never thought I needed an Italian boyfriend talking to me in spanish until now. Looool cutest accent ever.

[@STARFOXPERIENCE]

I can talk spanish which a strong german accent to you if that's doing it 🤣

[@trophybuckle3235]

I’d take either of these options out 😂🖤

[@hernalexito]

I thought his Spanish was going to be better cause he already speaks Italiano.

[@trophybuckle3235]

@@hernalexito I speak Spanish and my Italian is atrocious 😂

[@STARFOXPERIENCE]

@@hernalexito oh a criticizing gay guy, that's refreshing 😉

[@grae8722]

3:20 the old lady agreeing with Matteo about the people who like dippin dots was 👌

[@RM-eg1ed]

I was looking for this post. That was a cute moment.

[@caseysmith544]

Yeah me too, there is a similar one I love that was a space clone that is way better. I never get it when other options are out there.

[@determinedprism1708]

Let’s just be honest, Mateo wanted to go to this fair, he used the video as an excuse

[@dorothygale1104]

Are you insinuating that wanting to go to this festival is a bad thing?!?!?! LOL

[@divaandchomin1]

Your Spanish is amazing!! You are a little walking comedic genius with all the style and funk we all desire to have!

[@DC-pp8xf]

@@dorothygale1104 It doesn’t sound like they were insinuating anything.

[@yvonaamariaa]

well, duh!

[@nftutoring9241]

Exactly 💯 and he also prances around like a trained monkey but feigned annoyance when he was recognized. What a little b*tch

[@cait8480]

the fact that the only person with his identity blurred was the one dude trying to show off for the video is so hilariously petty, love that

[@sasacena-barruela3709]

Mateo found an excuse to get out of his apartment and moan about fresh lemonade or Cannoli King. This is the content never thought we all deserved. Icon

[@yvonaamariaa]

Don't forget the pina colada!!

[@ryanreyna6256]

Lol Matteo is freaking awesome!! He almost makes me want to test how gay I am lmaoo jkjk I really do love this mans tho, not only one of my favorite/flavored comics, but he also makes ordinary life seem so much more exciting. I'm from a small town, so I see the farmers market stuff a lot but honestly Matteo you make me wanna go to them more

[@roseslime713]

I think these walks Matteo goes on have started to grow on me. I'm obsessed. The humour, the general commentary, the Italian facts and what things are seen as blasphemous.... Never change Matteo. Never change.

[@Tulpen23]

"I've never seen a sadder bear and I've been to bear pride" 😆

[@beginswithaj]

He just sneaks these little gems in there like it's the easiest thing in the world, right? 😆

[@Felktl09]

Can someone give this man a show where him and Nick go into different places?

[@Naenia2]

I love these videos. Never get tired of Matteo roasting locations. 😂

[@maquiralves]

the way that he happily throw himself into the fair and then gradually turn the feeling to 'walking into the valley of shadow and death' is so relatable

[@RevdUp.Art.Fotografer]

And so predictable.

[@Electro-picture]

The level of shade thrown in this is INSANE 😂😂😂

[@zedxx]

Matteo is your neighbourhood nonna who is unimpressed at everything

[@kimmychuang5564]

I love how unabashedly savage Matteo is in front of literally hundreds of people

[@lynneadams4100]

Matteo I never comment on videos, but two things: your hair is amazing, you do not need any random passerby's hair. You're golden. And second, that Chris was able to keep any camera so steady in the crowd of carb-and-pina-colada-drunk New Yorkers is frankly Emmy-worthy.

[@jkschames]

I like how Matteo says he likes seeing so many grey shorts and then it cuts to a closeup of sausage

[@jeannetterw]

Need all those magnets! My aunt's fridge was PACKED with those. I would rearrange them when I was there so they made sense. I mean obviously the nylon baby face goes in the garden section, not with the tiny toaster - duh.

[@augusts1]

duh lol.

[@Nehu_22]

I found you through comedy clips, and I loved you, but this video made me love you even more. I'm an argentinean learning Italian, and I love hearing you speak Italian, and learning that you also know Spanish was a gag, you're great

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

I love how Matteo sounds straight when he speaks Spanish

[@giancarlocalibjo4181]

I found my new favorite channel. Love you, Matteo!

[@elizabetta00]

"there are some weird people here including myself" got me lool

[@ANBUFather]

2:27 the timing was impeccable 😂

[@patricialdv5220]

Who made that slapping sound! Lol!

[@Nehu_22]

@@patricialdv5220 He did when he said "Whoo" he clapped just in time

[@yve5659]

I thought that lady smacked her own butt😂😅

[@witchingbrew3]

I came to the comments specifically to see if anyone caught it. I WAS NOTTTT DISAPPOINTED

[@AzzurroProductions]

The woman agreeing with you 💀😂😂😂😂

[@julaka897]

2:26 Chris was caught lackin’ 😭

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

This was exhausting to watch 🤣

[@m1k3ywestley51]

The guy at end waving & was totally blurred out...LOL

[@jamesgross6921]

I went to San Gennaro last year, it’s the kind of thing you do once and you think ‘I don’t need to do this again’.

[@vegasbrit9440]

Agreed James. I’ve lived in Las Vegas for 18 years and been to the SGF twice; the second time simply because we had friends visiting from out of town.

[@sv4773]

matteo looks so mature. love the silver fox look he’s going to have the fashion twinks after him in droves.

[@cliffhoelzer6895]

Hey Mateo! My wife was Italian and I have two daughters that are half Italian. She passed and now I'm married to a great guy!! Go figure. But I relate to all the Italian parts of your heritage! Love your trip to San Genero fair!! Their grandparents has all the characteristics of your Nono. Oh and every time we visited them they wanted to us furniture and pictures from their house..LOL luv you man and keep up the fantastic posts Mateo!!!

[@alfredoruiz7562]

I was ecstatic to see the Italian-accent Spanish come back. Love!

[@daniellehendriks5992]

Last fall we traveled true Italy and Sicily. Cefalù was so lovely. We loved Sicily. I'm in a electric wheelchair because I'm ill and got a flat tire in the center of Palermo. And in no time the guys that drive Tuc Tuc cars to show the tourist around, helped us repair the tire, told us were to eat and what to avoid. We saw real Italy and the food...omg 😋. It was the best time of our lives. We love Italy. Lots of love from the Netherlands, Daniëlle 🇱🇺🙋

[@jamesmosley3368]

I’ve never seen a sadder bear and I’ve been to bear pride. Omg 😂

[@els1f]

I'll never get over that dirty Pikachu 🤣

[@thaumatomane]

"Maybe don't smoke when there are a thousand people around you." Yes!

[@joyanna9433]

'I'm sorry.' 'You're fine.' I don't know why but that killed me 🤣

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

Nothing says “Italy!” quite like Usher’s “Yeah!” blaring over a thousand food stands. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@FPwLola]

On 2 separate occasions no less. 😂

[@matthewzehnder1466]

I can't wait until the new Game of Thrones spinoff, War of the Five Cannoli Kings.

[@xMichelleeeeeeeee]

I love u made the decision to blur the guy who obv didnt want to be in the video! Also the shade is so on poooint👌🏼👌🏼

[@dmcdan8]

Gurl I screamed when you talked about the shield keg from Fortnite. I would love to be on a Squad with you Bob, and Monet.

[@abrahammartinez9431]

Loooved the Jiminy Glick reference!

[@Andrea.G..69]

You made it sound way more exciting and fun than it appeared. Maybe I had to be there. 😙👏

[@fiore3ky]

As an italian from Napoli that makes me laughs a lot! Also 8 dollars for a sfogliatella, wow!

[@Sugarskulls_forever]

DIRTY PIKACHU 😂😂😂 Sounds like a drink lol

[@peabody1976]

Picture it: New York, 2022... a beautiful young peasant girl visits the San Gennaro festival... (I'm sorry.)

[@kevinbowers2832]

Thanks for the tour Matteo...one thing I didn't know was how Italian Usher is. LOL!!!

[@sarahandy9981]

Matteo is fun, quick, smart, funny, entertaining, and a joy to watch. Im not sure how his video ended up in my feed but im a now fan and I want more. Sending love from Los Angeles 💛💜

[@SofritoinmySoul]

Mateo’s Spanish is pretty great! I love the Puerto Rican presence (Piña Coladas) at the Festival 😂❤

[@israellomelli]

I'm shocked, the way he never shuts up is Insane! Love it.

[@theWIZproductions]

This video is so good!!! You’d be so good at travel vlogs

[@sdarms111doug9]

Couldn’t take my eyes off his biceps…totally rocking that sleeveless shirt! Sorry about Stanley :-(

[@gracethomas4144]

Discovered Matteo Lane over a week ago and I love when he roasts places, it's great,😂Also the amount of confidence he has is AWESOME and I just love his videos. ALSO hello fellow Spanish speaker! (Wish i could speak Italian tho, as well)

[@tarathomas880]

You HAVE to watch the video where him and Nick go to the Olive Garden in Times Square.

[@joeseg19]

The thumbnail has me dying!! I can tell this is going to be good. 😂

[@omkardhange2310]

That pokemon just fainted 😂😂😂

[@npamor]

You actually looked annoyed that that lady followed you hahahahaahana

[@JaJaM.C.]

Right? But why? It was such an awkward interaction... made me think twice about seeing him in person.

[@jamiescott5461]

I love the side eye looks he gave people if they looked at him too long lmao 😝😝

[@TheMaxAwesome]

Most of the time when native English speakers switch to other languages to talk to non-native speakers it’s pretentious and cringe af, but not at all when Mateo does it. Genuinely enjoyed this video. Thank you!

[@stepps511]

Your word is gospel! That festival looked like any "avenue" at the Maryland State Fair! Canoli King(s)!!

[@geoffreyblackmer]

I am 100% here for a Jiminy Glick reference.

[@rayak7071]

Ugh, I’m glad you went and not me 😅 There’s going to be another one in NJ, you should go check that one out to compare and contrast 😊

[@josephdilorenzo5314]

Matteo had me rolling in laughter tonight. Good job

[@cinnamonroll96]

Love all these old Usher songs playing - directly thrown back to my childhood 😂 and even then the song was already 5 years old 🤣

[@gertrude_3735]

The silver foxness of it all though....

[@mifik1158]

I'm giddy just imagining the new levels of chaos Nick would've brought to Matteo's energy here.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Aww who is Stanley

[@bostonreese4807]

Come to the Italian festival in the North End here in Boston. You won’t be disappointed.

[@patricialdv5220]

This was so entertaining. Informative and hilarious. I had the same Barbie ❤ those glasses!

[@FPwLola]

Apparently Yeah by Usher featuring Lil' Jon and Ludacris is one of the cornerstone Italian songs of our generation. 🤔😂 Looks like a fun way to kill about 20 minutes, then I would seek solitude. I would grab a Pina Colada and those fun turquoise shades on the way out though. 😎 Thanks for another one! 💗✨

[@patriciabommarito3914]

Visited NY 25+ years ago and rode that ferris-wheel at the SG Festival! Have since quit drinking.

[@howHumam]

Matteo is so beautiful and happy it's disgusting. The world is a wild place that will never be good enough for guys like him.

[@missjaninejoy]

Oh how I adore you! I need you to visit Atlanta and roast the city!

[@raycorbin1283]

love him! Please go to Italy and actually tells us what you LOVE!

[@aylina.4595]

Love everything you put out, Matteo! I can always count on you for a good laugh.

[@jamestwomey7241]

Waiting for the day you roast the places in London. You’ll have a field day. At least 6 videos haha

[@abbyroed]

I love how Matteo is at an Italian Festival being accosted by the most Mexican drink ever.... PIÑA COLADA!!! I want a Strawberry Margarita real bad now.

[@TristanBailey]

“I’ve never seen a sadder bear in my life and I’ve been to bear pride” 😂

[@derekhunter7632]

Matteo lookin swollllllll

[@glenlubowicz6685]

Much love and laughs from Chitown! ❤😂

[@steffanyellis8292]

Bought tix to see you perform in Los Angeles! So excited!!

[@Oskareds]

"MORE free lemonade"

[@twostepcub]

You know you're at a New York street fair when you see the Mozzarepa stand

[@RozBaron]

i love your narration. always a fun video.

[@kukanagirl]

You've made my life happier! Sending Aloha from Seattle!!

[@jenniferbogart4855]

All these videos make me so happy for some reason. I wish I could have scored a ticket to Matteo’s comedy tour visit to my city, but tickets for November were all sold out in early August. 😢

[@lars7282]

Matteo not realizing that there is a Cannoli King next to the Cannoli King

[@gabispn13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sugarskulls_forever]

Hearing you politely speak in Spanish to the Granny was heartwarming 🥹♥️🙏

[@nicolehall2177]

You can win a bear with bedbugs 😂😂😂 and the shield replenish 🤣🤣🤣

[@t.dorazio2784]

Jimminy Glick LOL what a random reference. i've lived in nyc for 20+ years. went to san gennaro once... never again.

[@luispiros]

I’m straight but i know cool when I see it and Matteo is cool as hell!😊

[@erikcareswell6768]

I just discovered you, and I f'ing adore you! Soo funneh too! Before you know it, you're gonna bored with your success, and what an awesome thing to be tired of lolz. Wishing you everything good!

[@freakishuproar1168]

Man. COVID and lockdowns has ruined my anxiety-riddled mind. I'm watching Matteo wading neck deep into a sea of people snaffling up Italian(ish) fare, and the reptilian part of my brain is screaming "Find a big rock! Hide under it until the two-legs go away!" I hope I can go outside and do normal things again, someday.

[@mladyisthename]

It sounds like you may have developed agoraphobia. I have it and the only way to get better is desensitization... you're gonna have to do things that make you uncomfortable; it's not something that will typically go away on its own. You can get a therapist to help you if you're too anxious to do it alone. Godspeed

[@stephengneri2136]

yes, love them all. Matteo is most enjoyable...all the time.

[@18mestar]

Oh Dios mío! Me sorprende el español de Matteo, es muy bueno. Espero leas esto, te amo y soy mexicano ❤️✨

[@kennethkollmer9083]

Really impressive Spanish and Italian!! Mi piace

[@authorrayrogers]

This video sent my anxiety into overdrive. Jesus!

[@kfbell11]

Wait but I love the first pair you tried on!

[@jazzyw540]

ok I’m glad this is a safe space because as someone who grew up in jersey where Italian pastries were brought to every gathering/town event, I too don’t like the rainbow cookies 💀 literally would cry when they were the only cookies left on the platter

[@mharvinoyao]

"Fkn dragon just walked by" lmao

[@bellissima78]

Song' e Napule is so legit! I wish you got something there

[@Meganmama]

Me barely speaking one language. Matteo casually giving people a menu of language options and then speaking fluently.