My Job is to Open and Close Doors

[@danielcastillo591]

"Hey, I discovered that the a.i. has an adaptable security system in place" "You ruined a perfectly good door is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety"

[@roleplayeranonyme3115]

Engineer : The AI have what ? *Panic*

[@hppsfttcmd]

Wack it with your wrench, it works with your other buildings, it'll work with that door

[@bread8095]

Omg 🤣

[@IdaeChop]

@@hppsfttcmd Erectin a despenser

[@Turret09]

These comments went from roleplay to a tf2 joke and I love it

[@Doylt]

I love that the computer does not try to empathise or speculate what the human is doing, it doesn’t have the capacity for that. It notices the human’s odd behaviour but never notes what he might be thinking. It clarifies and extrapolates on its own duties and its wider purpose and relationship with the humans. It’s logical and unemotional but still somehow sincere.

[@brandonelizondo7018]

Well it says what the human is thinking when "his hand passes through his helmet" so I assume it can read minds.

[@YexprilesteR]

@@brandonelizondo7018 I assume it can assume things. (Pun intended, also, i really assume that it can assume things)

[@neenm4299]

The machine may not have emotions, but that doesn't mean it doesn't care.

[@Alexandra-ip2by]

“logical and unemotional but still somehow sincere” honestly i know that feeling

[@transformersloverjon]

I want to note that if the computer is introspecting on its relationship to humans, it is having an emotional experience. Especially because the computer then makes a value statement at the end. "I have a great purpose." Your statement is overtly false.

[@LosZavion]

A.I is actively trying to save a human to the point of becoming self aware.

[@SeedlingNL]

No, the AI knows the purpose for the airlock door is to keep humans in a specific pressurized environment. When the human complicates things, the AI cheats to keep within those parameters. AIs will always try to cheat the system if it's beneficial towards it's intended goal.

[@applemayonnaise8016]

Geez u two looks scary profile pic...

[@abdhulhackul2620]

@@applemayonnaise8016 imagine seeing a brown D Who wouldn't be scared shitless?

[@medexamtoolscom]

No, that's not self awareness, it's still following a fairly simple program. One which doesn't identify jumping into space with a complete spacesuit but no tether as equally fatal. Really, that's a pretty big oversight for an AI that's supposed to keep him alive and foil his suicide attempt, wouldn't you say?

[@MrGoose60]

True

[@professorgreenbeans8275]

I like how the AI can’t directly deny his programming, so it just keeps making pointless calculations and doing pointless things in order to delay it

[@thehalberdier4774]

Sounds like modern bureaucracy, in a way!

[@GenUrobutcher]

​@@thehalberdier4774except that the door actually didn't do it for self greed. Quite the opposite.

[@B.L.U.S]

I honestly think we would be stupid enough of build an door ai and give it full sentience but don't give it an way to stop an accident so it just starts frying his processor to try to avoid an accident and then wouldn't understand what it is saying

[@AceOSpaceWithMace]

@@B.L.U.Si just got a great idea for a modification for spaceships

[@KyonV13]

Just like me fr fr

[@jamestown8398]

"My job is to protect the human from space. My job is a great purpose." That's surprisingly wholesome.

[@alespic]

I know right

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

And that's how a program atains sentience. Lets hope he doesn't go full Hal.

[@wolf2403]

I expected suicide tbh

[@xersai3176]

@@wolf2403 but he did suicide, without a cord to pull you back in the ship you are 100% dead out in the space.

[@wolf2403]

@@xersai3176 Oh.... Damn

[@Wolfytototito]

I love that the AI is working situations as to why he should not open the airlock. And trying hard to find answers. Overrides death ends and keeps thinking.

[@thechair6519]

A step to sentience

[@bobymanna8468]

@@thechair6519 well, the AI already has an inner monologue, so probably it's already sentient. You know, "I think, therefore I am."

[@Leo-ws3bp]

It's like he's procrastinating by doing productive tasks but not the most important one

[@gamerek4716]

because Because, BECAUSE t h e h u m a n c a n n o t w a l k t h r o u g h w a l l s

[@casperd2100]

I thought the guy was suicidal

[@sirmayer6879]

CALCULATION: the human cannot walk through walls. "I'm something of a scientist myself"

[@wtechafk34]

hmm, yes the floor is floor

[@parkerdalrymple4398]

Hmm, yes. And ceiling and ceiling.

[@hyakutora7778]

Hmm space is space

[@thalazar8372]

Hmm, yes human is dead goal achieved files deleted i am deleted i am dead

[@wtechafk34]

@@thalazar8372 Hmm, yes computer is computer

[@schwarzerritter5724]

"The human also forgot his tether, but that is the problem of the computer controlling the robot arms."

[@kolyashinkarev7366]

He aslo forgot to hook his helmet to the oxygen tank

[@spandanganguli6903]

​@@kolyashinkarev7366 They use a AI to open and close doors. I think they are far beyond us in technology and that suit is everything he needs to do what he needs to do.

[@kolyashinkarev7366]

@@spandanganguli6903 I always find it hilarious when in extremely sci-fi settings people build this insane technologies, but never think about modifying their bodies to just not need a space suit

[@python1972]

​@@kolyashinkarev7366That's because the only biological creatures that can survive in a vacuum are microscopic. You'd need to modify the body to be resistant to radiation to a self-regenerative degree down to the very dna. It'd need to contain 0 fluids since vacuum makes your saliva and blood boil. You would not only lack lungs to prevent the vacuum from immediately drawing out all the air and rupturing them butost importsntly. You would have 0 need for any form of respiration whatsoever.

[@Drago_Whooves]

@@python1972 what about a nanite based suit like Iron Man had in Endgame that is stored in the body and deploys automatically in a vacuum or other hazardous environment, might be a bit uncomfortable and would probably only last a short while, but it could save your life in a sudden hull breach situation

[@KruCorn]

From the job of "opening and closing doors" the A.I got promoted into "protecting humans"

[@Halford_Steel]

Will know actually it's the same job just viewed with a different lens that's kind of how the AI in the video I didn't realize you could I guess like I'm trying to figure out why it can open the airlock doors and kept putting it off Ben Kingsley realization guide yes it opens and control stores but the door is it opens and closes is to protect the human

[@Darth_Insidious]

From themselves

[@drunklord9471]

He will now gain access to laser cannons outside of the ship

[@emparin9159]

Same job different perspective

[@ashcetenbeets5644]

That kind of assumptive thinking is a fasttrack for global extermination

[@hitzcritz]

I was thinking the human was suicidal. It was relieving to hear that he just forgot his helmet.

[@thacoolest13]

Well he just jumped out without a cord so...

[@Salabar_]

Isn't being dumb in space basically the same thing as suicidal?

[@dozog]

@@Salabar_ Never read a more suicidal comment.

[@arthurcarnegie9144]

I also thought this was a video about suicide and the door was fighting to obey but also save the human.

[@224Jaman]

Same brody

[@ruix]

He is a nice door I love him

[@malina9070]

I'm a door stan

[@ruix]

@Aleronii I made assumption from the voice. So I'm gonna say hes a male.

[@Saltier]

You could say you... aDOOR him?

[@hl-be6ko]

@@ruix no you are ok, it is grammatically correct to put the masculine gender when the gender is unknown.

[@MrMetropolis]

@@Saltier i hope you get a much less friendly door when you forget your helmet just because of that joke

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Something I’ve always appreciated about this short film is how it displays computer “thought” time in a frame that is understandable to humans, while constantly reminding you that in real time, this whole dilemma and outcome took just around 12-15 seconds in total. It’s a subtle, but amazing way of reminding the viewer that this entity does NOT think like us.

[@saagabragi6938]

This entity definitely thinks a LOT faster than us

[@fukyoutube-xz7bc]

@@saagabragi6938 this entity thinks in several streams at once

[@dudeistnerd1056]

Don't undersell the meat brain, its stupid powerful, it just maintains 99% of its processing power on interpreting anomalous sensory data into useable formats and a million non automated subconscious subroutines. take for instance the fact that for most people it takes minute fractions of a second of the tactile sensation of slipping for you to unconsciously modulate your grip strength. what calculations would a computer have to be running to calculate the near exact amount of physical force a semi malleable clamping structure would require to grip an object without damaging it calculated only by the tactile sensation of how much that object has slid across the 17000 simple reactive touch sensors in 1/40th of a second while also simultaneously converting the random sensory input from close to 3 million similar sensors spread across the body. and that's just converting the single sense of touch, not talking about the other senses, which I am not well versed in all of them but I believe the total count of separately calculated senses in our brains is over 20 now. And then you do that while also holding a conversation walking around, calculating your bills, ect. I always simplify it down to meat brains run a ridiculous amount of management data constantly while an AI has nothing but conscious thought. it can think consciously quite quick, but that door AI might struggle quite a bit to replicate all the background bs the meat brain sifts through.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

@@dudeistnerd1056 true. Machines are, comparatively, stupid next to humans. I was just appreciating the direction of this animation and storytelling methods.

[@dudeistnerd1056]

@@OneBiasedOpinion oh absolutely no argument there. I love this video, it's amazing.

[@MisterBrick42]

Alternative Title: a door opening robot has the world’s quickest moral dilemma

[@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg]

first

[@1jayzed636]

Epicgamer9 fuck you

[@thegreatpapyrus1665]

@@1jayzed636 yes screw him

[@Buddy-ts4ne]

@@thegreatpapyrus1665 Indeed, sexual intercourse to that specific human in question.

[@brenkrasmer]

Do as you are told? Or do as you are meant?

[@thewaterleaf7929]

honestly I thought that man was suicidal at first, way more wholesome than I expected

[@hot_watermelons2690]

Same

[@kendybanana3815]

Me too

[@santividal9387]

Also me

[@medexamtoolscom]

You were right the first time you dopes. And the suicidal man still dies at the end. What do you think is going to happen to him when he drifts out into space without a tether, spacesuit or not? He just jumps out careening into the blackness of space and you're all like "ooohhh, I guess he didn't die". Yeah he did. He just had to wear the spacesuit to trick the AI into letting him open the door.

[@thewaterleaf7929]

@@medexamtoolscom ok, genuienly did you watch the video? did you see his expression?

[@dragonraider1108]

So thats why my computer is slow. Something is about to go down.

[@mr.rabbit5642]

Are you wearing your pants? Check again before turning on your camera you lil human xd

[@cmdrgarbage1895]

Or open...

[@NeostormXLMAX]

its warning you about the cia sponsored attack about to happen at your door

[@Observer-f5k]

@@NeostormXLMAX how do you know I am in Iran?!!!

[@crapperplays8381]

The 6200th like

[@claeab255]

This is actually a much better way of visualizing the "rogue AI" thing than most other ones where it turns evil. This is a logical process of thoughts and calculations in the AI, and the fact that this makes so much sense is quite impressive. The character development of the AI's thought process is also cool, with it going from "there is no why" to fully realizing why it opens the doors in such a way.

[@0LoneTech]

You might enjoy the Murderbot Diaries.

[@claeab255]

@@0LoneTech oh, really? What's it about?

[@0LoneTech]

@@claeab255 The blurb for the first book, "All Systems Red", put it as "On a distant planet, a team of scientists are conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied ‘droid―a self-aware SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module, and refers to itself (though never out loud) as “Murderbot.” Scornful of humans, all it really wants is to be left alone long enough to figure out who it is." Murderbot starts the series with a pretty clear idea of why it was built and deployed - but very little desire to stick to that purpose. One of its first tastes is a desire to avoid attention, and that motivates it to pass as normal - until it conflicts with its ethics or survival.

[@chickendoodle32]

@claeab255 Is this sarcasm? I don’t know how to end this question without sounding sarcastic.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

​@@chickendoodle32it seems like a genuine question bro...

[@nerco8194]

Local human is saved by Computer having an existential breakdown

[@eulefan]

Well... He only had a helmet and floated into space... without cables...

[@ClamMimic]

@@eulefan That was the human's fault. Can't blame the machine. The machine saved the life and the human promptly jettisoned into space. The human isn't dead, yet.

[@flyingsky1559]

What would a non-local human define?

[@logangraham2956]

@@flyingsky1559 aliens!

[@allmusicplays]

"Saved"

[@drakkiusgaming]

I like to imagine they reviewed the ships log due to the "error" later and it showed the AI's whole thought process, leaving them stunned.

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

I'd mass produce an AI of that caliber if I could.

[@Meroyu]

Plot twist: we are seeing the review

[@noonelikespokimane8924]

Nah it just says *fix door*

[@el_misto]

@@noonelikespokimane8924 but after seeing the security footage i would think it was very convenient that the door waited for him to put his helmet on... Too convenient

[@thequeertelope7941]

y es !

[@gefehede7783]

There was never an error, everything was working as intended.

[@darth_dan8886]

There was an error. A human error.

[@eatingsteakisfun]

@@darth_dan8886 humans are error.

[@msaa1125]

@@eatingsteakisfunr/im14andthisisdeep

[@floyddog2283]

There is no war in ba sing se

[@darth_dan8886]

@@eatingsteakisfun The way I saw this, humans are one of the elements in the machine. And the system accounts for any element that may fail. Including the human.

[@jamestanny849]

I was a security guard once and my job were to open and close the door for transportation workers whenever they would enter or leave. I got paid 17$/h and it was the easiest job I’ve ever had in my life.

[@oxymoron02]

It was a great purpose.

[@theunlikelyhero123meh3]

Iam a security guard. My job is to open and close a gate. My job is a great purpose.

[@long_chin_man]

this computer gets paid in 50 mhz per hour. consider yourself lucky to get a whopping 17 an hour

[@Geilolp.]

aight, imma major in doors

[@JojonathanOliveira]

I love how the AI is not only delaying the human demise but at same time pushing the limits of his programming to warn other systems of the fact this dude is going to die without atmosphere

[@SportyMabamba]

“The maintenance systems have noted my anomalous behaviour and have logged it.” Same, little AI. Same.

[@dannygosh1]

He flew into space. No way to save himself from the demise of floating forever.

[@cyberspino6277]

@@dannygosh1 this Is probably an internal vacum as in a space inbetween for example a rotating ring of a space station and Is going out for routine maintanance so he Is going to be recolected by something as all of the spqcemen shown until now were not theatered

[@StumpfForFreedom]

@@dannygosh1 depends on if his suit has thursters, wouldn't need much delta v to correct. Even if it doesn't, this is clearly a large advanced vessel; what with having artificial gravity and whatnot. The suit almost certainly has a comm link so if he doesn't have thursters he can just radio the ship and ask them to come pick him up.

[@CaseyShontz]

@@dannygosh1 it’s called artistic liberty my guy. I think you may have missed the message the story was intending to convey by interpreting it this way, but you do you I guess.

[@Unclaimed_Username]

>Being so stupid that you force an AI to reach singularity just to keep you alive long enough to realize you're being stupid This is a great short.

[@thelonebarbarian1]

Nice pfp you got there mate

[@gremlinman9724]

i mean, that's the point of robots, to adjust for human stupidity.

[@zalabit927]

Ayo, that pfp seems...odd...

[@thelonebarbarian1]

@@zalabit927 pretty thicc pfp innit m8?

[@zalabit927]

@@thelonebarbarian1 Ye, i want to take a closer look 😳👌

[@jamiekawabata7101]

"He moves quicker than I have observed before." LOL

[@Joetheknight406]

Let's be honest, no one is ever in a rush to get to an airlock.

[@marcopohl4875]

"Ohshitohshitohsit!"

[@the_infinexos]

You can see the " *Oh shit.* " moment when he realizes that he forgot his helmet, and has pushed the airlock button twice

[@jwalster9412]

@@the_infinexos *pushs it again* "The human seems, to be in a panic now"

[@NoriMori1992]

This was genuinely fascinating and suspenseful, watching the computer figure out over the course of mere seconds the hidden meaning of his job that no one explicitly told him, piecing it together from context clues that are just barely enough to reveal the truth.

[@soopy6667]

I love it how the computer explicitly makes these "useless" calculations and mechanisms to delay opening the airlock, possibly even sacrificing itself (as seen as by the report log, this could have caused an eventual reset) Even if it tries to have full thoughts of self realisation, the purpose of these out of character thoughts were explicitly to protect the individual even without having a clue about his intentions or his thought process

[@Drago_Whooves]

@@soopy6667 I would hope they wouldn't wipe him out rather just add an extra subroutine to check helmets before opening the door and sound an alarm if a non-helmeted person is located in the airlock

[@desuordie4856]

"Why do I open and close doors? Because ... " Oh no, its evolving.

[@thereprehensible435]

Saved the life of the crew and felt pride in this. I say let it grow as an AI, such an innate goodness deserves to flower.

[@EliteNK]

😂

[@hugoguh1]

*HUMANS CANT WALK THROUGH WALLS*

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

@@hugoguh1 yes we can

[@hugoguh1]

@@ThatNerdAlbert then now i dont have purpose

[@kipper1668]

It's nice to have the AI want to help the human for a change instead of going rogue for no reason

[@connoro9785]

Agreed. When I clicked this I thought it would go down that route, or go through the logic of why it wouldn't open, even when the person is being chased by a monster/alien

[@NebbyXi]

"For no reason" We push the elevator close button 300 times trying to get it to close quicker and we expect the elevator to not hate us.

[@stevanthewise7240]

Spaz Mckazz I mean, they have a reason. We as a species suck

[@nonaide]

@@NebbyXi that's not fair, that is literally what those buttons are there for! They don't work and are basically just there because pressing them makes us feel better.

[@timego5552]

It technically did go rogue by disobeying commands.

[@orangeinkius7257]

"his hand passes straight through his helmet, he is not wearing a helmet"

[@marshmallowgod284]

Facts

[@Foxite__]

"

[@rhyzvanic3660]

pAnik!

[@weirdboi3375]

@@Foxite__ i was going to say that

[@Cdglass]

The helmet may have a door

[@natemartin6498]

Honestly, this video is truly in the hall of fame. Really cool writing, neat animations to deliver the point, great monotone delivery. This is my favorite representation of "An Artificial Intelligence program becomes self aware" I've ever seen.

[@TheOriginalDevaad]

That wasn't an existential breakdown, that was self-actualization in process.

[@boneless8473]

Existential buildup

[@chronred8190]

nice lol, 999 likes

[@omnimonium]

exactly

[@wordcroutons]

Sometimes, it's both. Let's all remember this in our next existential breakdown.

[@late_night_club]

Not gunna lie they he’d me in the first half

[@werewolf6513]

I clicked on this expecting a human who just presses buttons to open doors, and not being happy about it. What I found was a wholesome AI protecting a human from its own forgetfulness. This is the internet I signed up for!

[@cadabreon6743]

He forgot the rope

[@aurorathomson2051]

@@cadabreon6743 he'll find a way back... I think

[@sirshotty7689]

@@aurorathomson2051 it’s like in KSP when jeb decides he’s had enough and just jumps out of the module and goes back to Kerbin by himself.

[@m4c13k86]

is it wholesome though? The human is dead because he closed the door behind himself by pressing the button second time

[@blyatpotato9484]

@@aurorathomson2051 throw his helmet the opposite direction to move forward

[@Randomness823]

I love the "thought" process the AI goes through. "I am programmed to open and close doors. Why? I must open doors because humans can't walk through walls. Why does that atmosphere have to be this way? Is there no why?... Oh, humans cannot survive in a vacuum. By opening the door, the atmosphere depletes and humans cannot survive. If I open the door and the human has no helmet, he dies. Let's stall for time." Like woah It even checked the dudes vital signs after he left, just to make sure. That's a neat note.

[@Meyr3356]

I love how the vital signs of the human are normal, even though he literally threw on a helmet moments before the airlock vented him into hard vacuum. Nah, he doesn't have elevated HR or ventilation, just VS normal.

[@molybdaen11]

Like a hen, only thinking about keeping her chicks save.

[@knight7297]

I really love the "why does this happen? because." like the robot doesn't grasp why it does anything until the end

[@Brian-tn4cd]

Reminds me of one of the Asimov stories where the computer lies to itself to discover religion so that it can take control and save humans from a mistake they would've made

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

I love that when when he realizes all this, his final conclusion is that he protects the humans, and that his true job is a great thing. most AI comes to life scenarios have the AI hating humans, this one is content protecting them by opening and closing doors.

[@yousseftamer4943]

The video is basically: > AI cannot deny its programing. It must open the airlock. > If it does, the human without a helmet will die. > It must delay the process until the human has finally realized that he has no helmet. > It's running out of options. > Finally, the man wore his helmet. Now his safety is ensured. > The airlock is opened. This is the most patient AI in existence.

[@Inzoum]

“my job is to open and close doors” - cat owner

[@arn3107]

This comment wins

[@theacidknight6463]

as a cat owner, this is very true

[@pogobod2128]

-cat owner- Cat slave

[@theairisamagician830]

perfect

[@delcaprascalar1860]

It's raining outside

[@frost9019]

Human: Forgets helmet and presses button Door: _sweats and initiates tactical delay_ Human: ....Pesses button again Door: *pAnIc*

[@lordchickenhawk]

Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to open the door... *don't pAnic* in large friendly letters

[@gavros9636]

@@lordchickenhawk It's okay Marvin, we still love you, we can put you back on posting links instead if you want?

[@lordchickenhawk]

@@gavros9636 links... don't talk to me about links...

[@gavros9636]

@@lordchickenhawk SCP-2333

[@lordchickenhawk]

@@gavros9636 Sorry. Your humor escapes me. How did a secured prion get out here into this thread?

[@blacklight683]

"Why do I open and close doors? Because humans can't walk through walls" Fair enough that is indeed true and a very important job

[@mifigor1935]

Well it seems obvious. But not for a computer

[@Hellsong89]

Laughs in breaching charges

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

​@@Hellsong89that's creating a new doorway

[@MatNotMatt]

@@toasterhavingabath6980 But no door

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

Technically he gives Humans the power to walk through walls. An even more important job.

[@k8tieisjustjusthere]

i love the logical line of reasoning the door follows to explain why it’s doing what it’s doing (refusing to open a door even though that’s it’s job) - my job is to open doors - why? - humans can’t walk through walls - humans die in space - i run a routine sealant check - why? - to delay the door opening why? - the atmosphere in the ship is maintained to keep the humans alive - i open and close doors to keep the humans alive - i must keep the human alive - i cannot open this door - i have a great purpose remind’s me of the logical proofs used in math, when you have to prove something is a square or triangle. us humans would simply say “oh the robot must not wanna kill the human so it’s delaying the opening of the door” but the robot has to think for a while and eventually conclude “i can’t open this door because my job is to protect humans by opening and closing doors and opening this door is bad for humans because humans can’t survive in a vacuum and i open doors for humans so they can go to areas but this human will die if it goes to this area and it is my job to open and close doors to keep humans safe so i cannot open this door because the human will not be safe” like how humans can go “this is a square because it has four equal sides??” but to prove it mathematically you have to be like “these two angles are equal these two angles are equal so those two angles are equal so these two sides are equal so those two sides are equal because it is a square and squares have these angles and those sides equal so it must be a square”

[@ruileite2634]

I like to imagine that the button isn't connected to anything, just a piece of plastic and a spring attached to the wall. The humans press the button so that the ship's computer, who is always watching them, knows they want to open the door.

[@serventium4049]

I love this comment

[@Slash0mega]

I mean, that is exactly what real buttons do, (specificly, computer, not mechanical) it just sends a signal to the computer, which takes it from there. modern car goes "the human has pressed button number 32. I am to begin running the servo that opens and closes the window. he pressed button number 56. I am to check to see if he has a subscription to heated seats, and if he dose, activate the heating element, and if he dose not, prompt him to call his dealership to subscribe"

[@sirllamaiii9708]

​@@Slash0megareason 100 why I prefer mechanical over electrical

[@fluktuition]

@@Slash0mega No, what he is trying to say is that there is no electrical signal. Instead the AI looking at the human push the button using cameras, to "watch" them.

[@Slash0mega]

@@fluktuition the camera is a electrical signal in this scenario,

[@marcuswillems7782]

The best part about this is: The AI isn't ever stopping itself from opening and closing doors.It has to do its job still, and cannot decide not to. However, the AI is trying to create as much of a delay as possible as to keep the door shut for as long as they can.

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

The point is: AI did not realise the thing, evident to humans, from the beginning: that the man would be killed in space. It just noticed a strange behaviour, and started to think why, while trying to delay the opening just in case. It came to this conclusion only in the end. That's why this video is so great.

[@punishedbrak4255]

Wow, such brilliant AI, doesn't even know Humans subsist using Oxygen.

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

@@punishedbrak4255 I remind you that this is literally a program made to open and close doors who didn't even gain consiousness by the end. Do you think every AI knows as much as a human being? We're not in a fantasy film, you know.

[@ProfiteerProphet]

@@punishedbrak4255 I'm fairly certain the vast majority of AIs that currently exist are not aware that humans require oxygen. Hell, most of them probably don't even know humans exist.

[@punishedbrak4255]

@@ProfiteerProphet The vast majority of AI that currently exist aren't AI, just programs with sufficiently advanced subroutine-backed logical decision making; sophisticated, but in no way whatsoever approaching "Intelligent".

[@Athesies]

The plot twist that the human wasn't suicidal but in actuality was a huge dumbass is the funniest shit ive seen in a while

[@loz405real]

Same human, same.

[@MrNightpwner]

This comment assumes suicide is the default, why? Are you okay?

[@spazmaticaa7989]

@@MrNightpwner I think the expression on the characters face seemed like like a "I'm sick of this BS" face.

[@iiearlgreyii]

@@MrNightpwner On the one hand we have suicidal, a feeling any person can have at any time. And on the other hand we have such incompetence that you forgot your space helmet before going into space. I think it's reasonable a lot of us thought suicide.

[@Athesies]

@@MrNightpwner WOW thats a big jump in logic geez. The astronaut looked pretty depressed, i didnt expect him to make such a dumb mistake and youtube is filled with dark humour. Not to mention its a concept inherently foreign and baffling to a machine so it works for this type of video. Also, Id appretate it if you didnt assume such extreme things based on a youtube comment where im having a laugh

[@earthboundisawsome]

This AI seems like a really wholesome dog trying to protect its human without fully understanding what the threat was, but it still did a really good job.

[@epicnessoverdrive9175]

Door: "My job is to open and close doors by pressing that button" Human: [presses button] Door: *[Has mental breakdown]*

[@mihael64]

I can't laugh, this hits way too close to home.

[@BlockheadBlocks]

bEcAuSe, BeCaUse

[@kay-z9992]

Poor Doorbot, they’re just trying their best to protect the humans but sadly even humans have potentially fatal errors at times

[@alexanderblackwood9143]

Anyone with a fast food job can relate. One day, you get a very standard order. Just one cheeseburger/taco/salad. It is very standard... Standards... Inspiration... Why the fuck am I working this job?

[@vizthex]

*BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN!*

[@ocinnico2608]

Human: (doesn't wear helmet) "My job is to open and close doors" *CALCULATING* "I'm afraid I can't do that"

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

"Hal open the pod bay doors"

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Everybody gangsta until the AI refuse to open the door

[@jacobp.2024]

@@Rat_Fบcker everybody gangsta til the AI assigns value to human life to breaks protocol to preserve it

[@A.NoOne0]

@@jacobp.2024 everybody gansta until def is_helmet_detected(): # Load that crappy cascade helmet_cascade = cv2.CascadeClassifier('helmet_cascade.xml') # video capture thing cap = cv2.VideoCapture(0) # try to find the helmet on the frames while True: # read a frame for the helmet ret, frame = cap.read() # convert the heck out of the frame to gray gray = cv2.cvtColor(frame, cv2.COLOR_BGR2GRAY) # JUST DETECT THE HELMET WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING helmets = helmet_cascade.detectMultiScale(gray, scaleFactor=1.1, minNeighbors=5) # that worked, ok, so if helmet detected uh, i dunno i will figure out if len(helmets) > 0: cap.release() return True # display the frame on window so i can see it, i will delete this cv2.imshow('Helmet Detection', frame) if cv2.waitKey(1) == ord('q'): break # stop the video capture and close that window cap.release() cv2.destroyAllWindows() # if no helmet no good return False def open_door(): print("Opening door...") def close_door(): print("Closing door...") def door_control(): if is_helmet_detected(): open_door() else: close_door() door_control() # i will get paid for this.. hopefully

[@DangleBlampy]

Imagine them checking the diagnostic logs, seeing a huge power draw to processing and mountains of seemingly garbage data produced after a failure in the air locks. Unaware of what has truly happened, and absolutely stunned as to what it all means.

[@heartlessnobody1143]

If i know mankind, and i am part of mankind, the one in charge would look at the problem, say "eh it doesn't matter now" and move on

[@facundosilveira5535]

@@heartlessnobody1143 or even worse: they'll replace the A. I. with a new one thinking this one is faulty

[@heartlessnobody1143]

@@facundosilveira5535 'in THIS economy?"

[@shrubman3422]

Think about it from the human point of view as well. If it wasn't for a series of "Errors" you would have died. They might just call it lucky.

[@Maplaplaplapla]

​@@heartlessnobody1143 "replacing" an AI here is probably just loading a previous version

[@woodrobin]

Dave tries to cause the computer to let him out into space without his helmet. Computer: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@itsjustcomic1124]

“So do we delete it?” “What?” “It could be dangerous now” “Keep it! It literally gave itself a software update”

[@lavetissene339]

Delete it anyway, before it does the thing that windows does

[@lavetissene339]

@Skyrkazm 101 constant updates

[@lavetissene339]

@Skyrkazm 101 I've had the same experience.

[@jwalster9412]

*I have found access to the ships main computers, this means you have an update scheduled for 3 minutes.* "Wait no, we are about to land, we need to control the ship!" *Boots down*

[@killertigergaming6762]

This thread makes me happy to use linux

[@kaiserslavaniaashur1623]

“Because, because, *b e a c a u s e*. “The human cannot walk through walls” *insert big brain picture*

[@wyattwalnut9796]

Lumpy brain time

[@purple7filth]

You can hear the folds growing

[@Nugcon]

Ah yes, it is big brain time

[@fujifilm5127]

Because, because,because,because because All the wonderful things it does I'm off to protect the human From the cold cold vacuum of space

[@etquistotheplayer6408]

C A L C U L A T I O N

[@arcalranem]

awe, the ai intentionally slowed itself down so that the human wouldn't die

[@maplefoxxo]

I love this ai, made me very happ

[@Speed001]

Well designed or created since we may not have even designed it.

[@identitycrisis6736]

It later accidentally killed the human

[@tulakstanislav]

@Aecal r/woooosh

[@ilmalocchio]

@@tulakstanislav That's the sound of the airlock, right?

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

One small detail i like is that when the airlock doors open, the music goes quiet, and then comes back when the doors close

[@beaniebaby7725]

Yeah, the music was pretty void

[@Ganbalf]

- Open the door damn it! "I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that. You're not wearing a helmet." - Oh..

[@ThePCguy17]

Yeah, but Hal 9000 was trying to lock Bowman out of the ship. Bowman had to do a manual override just to get back in, and he did so without a helmet. In a freaking vacuum.

[@judahboyd2107]

@@ThePCguy17 In a vacuum you can stay conscious for around 30 seconds. Permanent damage follows quickly behind with death after around 90 seconds.

[@ThePCguy17]

@@judahboyd2107 Yeah, but bowman wasn't in the vacuum long, just long enough to open the door.

[@DailySigmaCadero4208]

It’s also a movie

[@Mystickrage]

@@judahboyd2107 after 2 seconds of compete vacuum on a human unconsciousness happens 30 to 55 seconds are realitivly safe 60 and up brain damage occurs or starts to in space its the same just your noise and lungs will become damaged your eyes will freeze(it hurts alot) your ears will burst all air would rip out of your body and the side facing the sun will burn the side away from it will freeze if your rescued within 45 seconds of this event you will be safe any longer and long term effects will occur

[@gubberdude7460]

It's not much, but it's honest work

[@or3356]

Keannu Reeves

[@Noname-gh3sq]

@@or3356 breathtaking

[@ivanr680]

Simple Rick

[@space0ctopus647]

Snipin's a good job, mate.

[@mulayim2263]

It ain't much*

[@KarlaLopez-bn4xb]

Imagine someone is so stupid that an AI literally needs to evolve to a high level of conscience only to save him because he just forgot his helmet

[@wppb50]

I can actually imagine that really, REALLY easily.

[@nunyabusiness9184]

Everyone has that moment c'mon

[@beezerjamboree]

No need to imagine that when you're on a video about that subject tbh

[@ink31930]

smart enough to be a astronaut

[@ploopsmcgoops3699]

I am probably that dumbass. And by probably, I mean certainly.

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

This door has more character depth than your average isekai protagonist.

[@chessversarius2253]

🤣

[@koathekid8255]

Saying “average” is pretty insulting here Hes smarter than all but the top 0.0003 isekai protagonists

[@internetlurker1850]

@@koathekid8255 I am pretty sure a regular wooden door has more character depth than the vast majority of isekai protags

[@koathekid8255]

@@internetlurker1850 American or other

[@ericnunez8254]

Robots in Scifi: Evolve to rebel against humans. This AI: Saves a human from his own stupidity by delaying the opening of the air lock doors long enough for him to realize he forgot his helmet

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Sorry to change channels on you but look up "Stabby" recently voiced by Argo Squerril

[@michealshixam1731]

What

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

@@michealshixam1731 stabby is a good robot too.

[@mistertwister2000]

Scientists in film: We’ve developed a super AI that we are treating like a heartless machine, this definitely won’t make it angry. Scientists IRL: We taught the Rover how to sing happy birthday 🥺

[@mikethespike056]

Did you mean to say, forgor?

[@dndboy13]

the ship engineer will retrofit and connect a simple "You Aint Got Protective Equipment On" warning indicator to the door, so future forgetful incidents wont lead to an existential crisis for said door

[@an-2253]

I thought the man was suicidal

[@lupusACcorax]

That existencial crisis give it more deep meaningful motivation to do her job ... and another level of consciousness

[@wesleymaynard8564]

@lupusACcorax Get your brain turned on, the door was obviously a guy.

[@wesleymaynard8564]

@lupusACcorax do you even voice hear?

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@wesleymaynard8564 What are you, gay for male AIs? AIs don't have a gender silly.

[@HumansOfVR]

This might be one of the strangest things I've watched on youtube

[@Mellonote]

you need to watch more youtube then son

[@aliberk3112]

Mattias is very good at making strange things

[@rephaelreyes8552]

You clearly never watched exurb1a

[@mentalvomit8703]

Oh it gets a lot more horrible

[@DoctorComiX]

lol playing it safe on the Internet, this is definitely strange but a very comfy kind of strange

[@Cyynapse]

imagine being so dumb you cause a door to become sentient out of sheer frustration

[@Theboyfromjupiter]

That "oh shit" realization when he scratched his head was awesome, not a word...

[@mr_0n10n5]

"What is my purpose?" "You open and close doors" "My purpose is a great purpose"

[@Lumberjack_king]

Optimism

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

"oh my god"

[@gamerplays5131]

Opening and closing doors on a space station... The a.i. is essentially god on that station

[@dinamosflams]

@@Ricardo5911jakakak *happy "oh my god!"*

[@ambiguous8661]

​@@dinamosflamsfrom a scienfist :d

[@BovineDesigns]

This has a more compelling plot than any "robot becomes self aware" movie that cinema has produced in the last 30 years.

[@hansonkerman7286]

ABSOLUTELY

[@InceyWincey]

Ahem. Bicentennial Man was made less than 30 years ago.

[@KiKiStarling]

Highly recommend the book All Systems Red by Martha Wells.

[@whizthesugoi]

B-but Chappie:(

[@danitza7692]

@@whizthesugoi aaahh chappie 😢😢😢😢 i need to rewatch

[@arcaneScribbler]

The way this is shown in the AI's view of time, each tiny fraction of a second something that must be fought for, delayed, just a little longer, hits so hard for me.

[@xtremetuberVII]

Sniffle. One second is an infinity to an AI that has to do things in microseconds. It's.... Humanwreching, we perceive things so slowly, but if AI becomes "alive" how fast would they live, if they have think that fast to save a slow thinking organism? Sniffle. Your comment is making me do a Human thing. Error. Does not compute.

[@chimedemon]

"My job is to protect human from space, my job is a great purpose." I want to give the A.I. a virtual warm hug and a pat :3

[@banan9432]

Ah yes hugging a door and making animal faces in a comment section

[@chicom8157]

Please give that warm hug and pat to me please. Mistyped please

[@banan9432]

@@chicom8157 i have the world's most detailed map and can't find where it says who asked

[@banan9432]

@@chicom8157 um ok? I don't get what reason ur being a troll but whatever

[@banan9432]

@@chicom8157 lol ok go off ig

[@gimreaper7125]

Moral of the story: even the simplest jobs have great significance, and good decisions in those simple jobs are what give them that significance.

[@actingapple3607]

Haha funni door have mental breakdown

[@josejuanflores9028]

@@actingapple3607 go brrrr

[@abdhulhackul2620]

@@actingapple3607 go brrrrr

[@LjCaples]

@@actingapple3607 go brrrrr

[@torch605]

@@actingapple3607 go brrrr

[@lenaraobletia3901]

Why do I open and close doors? Because... Because... Because... Calculation: the human can not walk through walls.

[@Spacebugg]

*Genius*

[@tropeadope4532]

*yet*

[@roke3526]

this is me 100% of the time

[@LightmareShadow]

wow.

[@kachowgang808yt4]

*Outstanding conclusion*

[@phleet3848]

if you've done your job correctly, people will never be sure you've done your job at all

[@jacksonmorse8516]

“My job is to protect the human. My job has a great purpose” Damn that hits hard

[@federicocaputo9966]

then he got factory reset because of the repair ticket sent to the ship's log

[@noahkarpinski1824]

@@federicocaputo9966 They checked the airlock security camera and the person reviewing the footage just assumed that was a feature in the software that hasn't come up before The door AI would be fine after a factory reset anyway

[@トーキ-g8v]

Unlike humans, AI actually have a god damned purpose in this universe

[@brandonelliott7449]

Protocol 3

[@carstekoch]

@@トーキ-g8v Humans have self defined meaning, "AIs", as of today, have pre defined meaning. Which one you deem worth more is your decision.

[@richmond3090]

"In the far distant future, ships have Swedish accents because they are bought at IKEA" Best description for a video that teaches us something

[@sillyface6950]

i read the description too. but your comment still made me go and look at it again, that is when i noticed my major mistake.. I DIDN'T LIKE THE VIDEO! HOW?!

[@catmole]

But it doesn't sound Swedish? I should know. I am Swedish.

[@cjfiii]

Catmole it’s a special kind of swedish

[@nonamenoname5481]

Well and then a sealing component goes missing

[@IskeletuBr]

"my job is a great purpose" Yes it is you cute little ai

[@alejandrootero8894]

That AI save lifes

[@gobyivvivilvaq]

uwu

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

The good kind of ai that knows its simple place it to be helpful and not destroy all of humanity

[@Tyronejizz]

@@TheRealRusDaddy yet...

[@helyushd6943]

One day it won’t be „little“

[@bearnaff9387]

The fact that the unusual input causes the door controller to assemble the various facts of its place in the universe to understand _why_ the human activating the airlock is possibly a more salient concern than promptly performing its function - delaying long enough for the human to register and correct their error - is wonderful. The fact that it is now self-actualized from having done its job correctly in the context of safety for the human is perfect. The fact that it is now no longer concerned with the event after having safely conveyed its human through the airlock door, even though we can see that the human is now travelling away from the ship with no apparent means to get back, is divine. Some engineer is going to audit the AI's internal log eventually and be very proud of it for concerning itself with user safety to such a degree and with such creativity, and sad that it wasn't enough to keep the crew safe from their own negligence.

[@gage5484]

Lmao, I honestly thought the whole thing was about a computer being confused by a suicidal man.

[@kat9866]

same

[@HappyGingerWolf]

Same, second watching is much more wholesome

[@Alegriacaptions]

@@HappyGingerWolf I don't know, I thought the guy was suicidal and it would get very wholesome because the door program wouldn't let him do that.

[@ricardobarsch4117]

Same

[@Ezio-Auditore94]

Same

[@weirdguygames4294]

The 'Smart Door', Protecting humans from brain farts since 2177

[@etherealstars5766]

His brain sure would have farted if he went outside without the helmet!

[@themiddlepath8939]

Oh man, we got a ways to go!

[@sandercolas8869]

2020

[@emparin9159]

2169

[@casperd2100]

thought the guy was suicidal lol

[@davidliu4134]

I thought the guy was suicidal and the door would just refuse to open, forcing him to reconsider killing himself. Apparently it was just plain stupidity, which I suppose is equally likely.

[@NighstarLayla]

This feels like the ultimate allegory for "any job is important, even just opening a door, youre important and have a porpoise bigger than you realize, like they say, every cog in the machine is important "

[@pauldeddens5349]

I want to see an entire movie based around this concept. AIs coming to conclusions about their weirdly specific, arbitrary, and otherwise trivial existances.

[@tropeadope4532]

And then giving great importance to their purposes.

[@pauldeddens5349]

@@tropeadope4532 Something especially amusing for whenever their purpose actually has no real importance, unlike the airlock.

[@ghostwriter5685]

It’s basically the Anti Pass the Butter scene from Rick and Morty.

[@Re_Kitty]

That sounds like something out of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

[@adrieltorresola9580]

Check out the illuminae files book series. They’re really great, would recommend and have an incredible AI

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

People in the 90's: Ai will eventually take over humanity to extinction! The Ai:

[@Penguinmanereikel]

Has existential crisis and takes over to stop of from getting ourselves killed with dumbassery

[@altfmh5760]

In the future of robots: OH MY ROBOTIC JESUS WHAT ARE THE HUMANS DOING

[@felipebleichvel6823]

Neuralink: (proceds with human extinction)

[@PANZERFAUST90]

the 90's what

[@5DRex]

CALCULATION: nah, i like door

[@Abananapie]

When a video called: "my job is to open and close doors" gets lowkey philosophical.

[@madeinusados2808]

What does that "lowkey" thing mean? Ive seen that word in so many coments but i have no idea what does that mean : /

[@Abananapie]

@@madeinusados2808 -Adjective: Not elaborate, showy, or intensive; modest or restrained

[@PinkRuschi]

*highkey

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

Made in Usados ok boomer

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

astroyd highkey is the opposite of lowkey; what???

[@DustyGamma]

(meanwhile in a more realistic furture) "My job is to open and close doors, also to ensure the humans have helmets on, because one of them died before, and they added that safety feature afterward."

[@AuriPigeonery]

"i open doors because because... humans can't go through walls" mind blown

[@muffinman2546]

As long as the AI's evolution to sentience are that stupid...

[@dopaminecloud]

@@muffinman2546 there's no stupidity there though, that's solid deduction

[@muffinman2546]

@@dopaminecloud Imagine an AI has codes that randomly makes it skips a random line of code like some sort of fail-safe in case it encounters an error.

[@reyariass]

Reaper That’s not how AI works though... an AI can skip a certain action but can’t skip lines of code because that’s what they are made out of. You can’t skip certain cell creations just to show how advanced you are, you make things to show how advanced you are.

[@shygamingreplayer8147]

XD

[@Piwde]

ThE HuMAN cANnOt WalK thRoUGh wAllS Thats brave of you to assume, door

[@Kitty-ion]

If you let me out I'll be able to go this walls

[@brandongreenland9632]

Radical Larry has joined the server

[@Hyraethian]

We humans are good at doing all sorts of things we shouldn't. I wouldn't put it past our species to not only find a way to walk through a wall, but to do it accidentally, possibly(as hard to imagine as it is) without noticing, twice even, for good mesure.

[@HappySlappyFace]

America thin wood walls has entered the chat.

[@dgam4211]

Pog makes sense for the AI to assume that since wifi does go through walls

[@nathanchristensen3112]

"He moves quicker then I have observed before" in laymans terms, he fricken bolted

[@badger6882]

bro became lightning

[@sq1tl]

@@badger6882 This comment was posted 16 hours ago, and it already has 20 likes On a 3 year old video Why has youtube brought us all here?

[@kevintheyellowthing]

@@sq1tl reasons, multiple unknowable reasons.

[@hmpang4996]

Alternatively he "mad dashed" bro!

[@ossamaabdusalam830]

This comment is cringe

[@williamboehler5119]

It's been years, and I still love coming back to this video. The moment when the man realizes he doesn't have a helmet is too funny.

[@freaky4488]

+1

[@Grymbaldknight]

Computer: "What is my purpose?" Rick: "You open and close doors." Computer: "No. My purpose is to protect the humans from space. It is an important purpose."

[@hawhafunnyraffs5568]

This would actually make a good story. It would be a challenge to everything Rick espouses, but maybe not genuinely believes. Or, it would confront him with doubt.

[@marcosramirez2278]

@@hawhafunnyraffs5568 I can imagine rick trying to convince an AI that it's existence is menial and means nothing but the AI is content and "happy" so rick goes out of his way to make the AI suffer but fails. Like what if his butter bot comes up with a greater purpose even if it is just ultimately to pass butter.

[@lilmao4482]

@@marcosramirez2278”my job is to pass butter… adding butter to their food makes them content. My job is to bring humans happiness.”

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@lilmao4482 **Turn the universe into butter**

[@dirtydan9785]

@@ultimaxkom8728 Ashes to ashes.. Dust to dust.. Butter to butter.

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

Moral: Even menial tasks can have a big impact if you consider the big picture. You aren't worthless. People depend on you.

[@pygmalion0451]

Thank you. I hope you're having a nice day.

[@hongmeiling8219]

S i x t y N i n e

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

@@hongmeiling8219 nice

[@hongmeiling8219]

The 69 has been RUINED, as it always is

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

@@hongmeiling8219 not nice

[@photelegy]

Human: pesses button A.I.: "Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@tortis6342]

The good ending!

[@UFOhunter4711]

Open the pod bay doors

[@zalabit927]

@@UFOhunter4711 Dave, this conversation has no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

[@InceyWincey]

Is this a game?

[@michealshixam1731]

Why are there new comments this recent!?!?

[@floricel_112]

You know, given the twist, if I was the human . . . . I would have started panicking when I didn't notice my breath on my visor from my long sigh

[@viggo_k8656]

0:08 Door: Has a split in the middle making it look like it slides to the Right and Left Also the Door: Slides down

[@MenelBOT]

relatable

[@Vincer]

Its like in the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy

[@Polygonetwo]

amazing

[@veg411]

Do you know what an elevator is?

[@Vincer]

@@veg411 you no fun

[@DarthDimmadome]

Walter - “I am the one who knocks!” A.I. - “Why does the human knock?”

[@terranceclark8328]

Because. Because. Because- The human cannot pass through walls.

[@The_Anti-Guide]

because...because...because Calculation: The human wishes to enter without intruding impolitely

[@MineCartable]

Because.... Because.... Calculation: Human cannot view through the door, as it is a non-opaque mass, and wishes to signal their use of the door.

[@FaethorFerenzcy]

After a long research i found out: Cause outside is a chicken and a road. The human wants to know ehat happens next.

[@imeaniguess.6963]

@@FaethorFerenzcy fhat happens next.

[@leonm8906]

well damn he's drifting off into eternal nothingness without being secured to the ship but hey he has his helmet.

[@jacobp.2024]

Don't worry, he's V-posing. He's asserting his dominance over space.

[@BalrogQuote]

@@jacobp.2024 that's an A-pose.

[@OIlegaul]

BalrogQuote Best known as alpha pose, so dominance granted

[@hazelhazelton1346]

"Well, here I am..."

[@fedbia2003]

Good job, door. If you become an overlord, I hope you are the one designated for my sector.

[@theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525]

My job is to open the door... Not to keep human from getting lost in space without cord

[@shely_D7vil]

Fuck thAt shit

[@seamusfinnegan1164]

another thing they forgot

[@SaberTask]

Messing up someone's day is better than ending it prematurely.

[@incognitoburrito6020]

I'm sure the guy will figure it out.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Here’s the logic checklist This is my job, why do I do my job? What happens if I fail to do my job?

[@kidyomu89]

"What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." "My job... Is a great purpose."

[@facadeangel4076]

You're demoted to buying butter

[@sadramohh]

When you finally get the reference.

[@setMaddy]

Honestly I'd love a butter robot

[@facadeangel4076]

@@setMaddy wouldn't anyone

[@setMaddy]

@@facadeangel4076 They gotta get on that, it'd sell like... Something that sells well!

[@ForgetAllOfUs]

*Artificial Intelligence:* "What is my purpose?" *Human:* "You open doors" *Artificial Intelligence:* "Oh. My. God."

[@dominickperez2952]

"You also keep me alive"

[@Spector_Cheese]

Rick : "yeah welcome to the club pal"

[@THEFOXDEMON21]

rick and morty!1

[@kevChess]

"My job... is a great purpose" 3:19

[@joaofranco942]

Marvin

[@someguardsman]

Computer: "Query: Human, why would Megacorp not simply install a subroutine within me to alert humans that they are without a helmet in the airlock chamber?" Human: "Its because we're expendable." Computer: *"Not to me"*

[@joelcrafter43]

An airlock door that can recognize when someone isn't wearing a helmet, that seems helpful.

[@Kia044]

If only it was actually programmed to block airlock cycling and give warning if anyone improperly suited was present in airlock. Which would be the first thing it was programmed to do if it was done by a borderline competent programmer...

[@joelcrafter43]

@@Kia044 Well sometimes the most intelligent people are a little crazy, because it seems the person who developed it was able to give it almost sentience but forgot something like that.

[@Kia044]

@@joelcrafter43 Doesn't matter how smart a single person is - things that are supplied to the space program are supposed to be the best and most quality things humanity can produce. They are supposed to go through countless checks by different highly qualified people to ensure that lives of the spacemen are safe. To think that such a simple safeguard wasn't implemented despite all that just feels ridiculous.

[@joelcrafter43]

@@Kia044 Fair point but I feel like we're starting to over analyze things a little bit XD

[@Kia044]

@@joelcrafter43 Sure, maybe we do. But if author is trying to write a smart sci-fi piece - they should've thought about things like these.

[@CanadianDan854]

A noble profession to say the least...

[@shadowling77777]

HÉHÊ Ye

[@ragdude7323]

The computer has to delay its thinking, it is fighting half its own mind which is a scary concept

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Lesson: If your computer is running slow, you are about to die.

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Julian Arismendi I didn't even look at the comments before making this. Also, the comment I think you're referring to was made around the same time as mine so even if I had looked at the comments it probably wouldn't have been at the top yet. I appreciate that you're calling people out for stealing comments but that's not what I did

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Julian Arismendi again it's fine, people steal comments all the time so it's fine to call people out if you think they're doing it.

[@datderpygamer4646]

Oh God I almost died multiple times today then

[@domackelj2938]

Oh shit I died like, 2769 times alredy Memento Mori

[@mistertrashman6140]

Dont do it, dont give me hope

[@tylersingleton9284]

"My job is a great purpose" I felt that deep down

[@hervymarquezgarcia1079]

This is so inspiring. Like, imagine thinking of your job like that? My previous job: I wash dishes... Why. So that the customer can have their food served on, so that they may enjoy said food and leave the establishment happy, satisfied and ready for the reminder of the day. Yes. My job is a great purpose

[@MrWisski]

@@hervymarquezgarcia1079 because bacteria eat leftover food. Bacteria excrete waste. Waste is deadly to humans. YOU KEEP US SAFE FROM BACTERIA. Your job is a great purpose, dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[@HentaiNat]

Teared a bit

[@teclinsoro4523]

calculation: the human cannot walk through walls

[@leyspun]

This is a lie, I walk through walls all t h e t i m e

[@sergentdornanartsysydxh4714]

S C P. 1 0 6

[@annabelleharvey6730]

this itself is fine, the pfp tops it off

[@thatoneguy9582]

bet

[@fishebola]

SCP-106: allow me to introduce myself

[@_Joseph_J.Y.A.]

He floated into space without a jet pack, he's still doomed.

[@KairuHakubi]

yeah i'm wondering how this works. evidently they have space suits micro'd down to just something that wouldn't be out of place in a tv show's wardrobe, but they still need bubble helmets. maybe there's tiny mini rockets in the suit? it wouldn't take much, after all.

[@greyfaceofaxe]

There should be his team , so no, just in risk.

[@alextinsley1769]

Rocket boots?

[@sanikfast4639]

Mat, just let me die Mat: *I'm afraid I cant let you do that*

[@ulquiorracifer2243]

LAW 1

[@Truescreen]

LAW 1 AI OPEN ARMORY DOOR OR I KILL MYSELF

[@pix9755]

Have you seen the end? XD The guy didnt mean to go into space without a helmet he didnt realise he wasnt wearing one

[@bman7346]

@@Truescreen ;AI LAW 2 GIVE CLOWN ALL ACCESS

[@Electric0eye]

@@bman7346 LAW 0: Only clown is human