Solo: A Star Wars Story: An Unbridled Rage

[@MauLerYT]

So that was something, at least we didn't expect much I guess...... I really pushed on the editing for this one, let me know what you think. As for whats next, I want to go and cover the new Jurassic World but then we're on to extended coverage of Solo. I imagine it may take a bit of time but I will try and make it as fun as possible heh. Updates for the work can be found on Patreon - www.patreon.com/user?u=4817956 - Thanks for supporting the channel folks o/

[@xshadionytpx7891]

MauLer fucking awesome dude

[@gigafuq8751]

goddamn i really hope jurassic world kills it

[@ericsantucci6934]

MauLer - I suspect that the new Jurassic World will be a wellspring of bullshittery to talk about. It seems like they are going the "defend the poor dinos from the evil humans" type of route. That is ripe for some good crap on par with Canto Bight.

[@ericsantucci6934]

MauLer - Out of curiosity, you plan on releasing the first part of the TFA analysis before the Jurassic World or Solo extended coverage, right?

[@Swatman170]

MauLer One thing I think you missed, Vision Scarface basically said that he could use Han and Chewie for some plausible deniability, as to not screw with other crime lords. He then sends his top lieutenant with them.

[@ViralAgent1]

You know, for someone who formed an emotional bond with a droid whose persona got melded into The Millennium Falcon, Lando was pretty chill about losing his ship in a card game.

[@MP197742]

I was so mentally checked out by that point, it didn’t even occur to me. I was like, oh, we’re going to show literally everything we know about Han’s past. Okay, get this over with. John Williams, take me away. Please, please take me away. But yes, that’s a very good point.

[@zew1414]

Yea but you can tell in the OT that Billy Dee was still pissed about losing it but that does leave a huge hole...where's Leet's persona in the rest of the movies? Idk this movie was fucking messy

[@ThisAdamGuy]

@@zew1414 Doesn't Threepio mention something about the ship using bad language or something when he plugs into it?

[@jamiegray6931]

@@ThisAdamGuy yeah in Empire

[@TarfuLuke]

@@ThisAdamGuy Seeing threepio and not 3PO really confused me for a second

[@christianhoffmann8252]

"It is a lawless time" That's actually true. It's not about the universe, it's about Disney not caring about any rules previously established in the franchise.

[@chodeoriki4113]

Aha damn straight. Fucking mess

[@SturmgeschuetzIV]

Even if im late i gotta say.... thats at least a 3rd degree burn.

[@cryojudgement2376]

Error 404 story not found. It's funny because I'm the 404th like

[@guitarguru.3572]

They’ve turned the greatest modern myth in the world into a vehicle for disgusting agendas. That’s like, firing squad lawless.

[@Sobepome]

I mean, lucas already did that with the prequels. Not really the own you think it is, imo.

[@deviant_ghost]

"It was a lawless time"... except for, ya know, the Empire being everywhere imposing law.

[@Half_Finis]

Xan Sabar okay so we gotta start this movie with something that seems dramatic and we really need to mention hyperfuel hmmm OK let's add two PowerPoint pages and call it a day huh Ladies? HELL YESS SISSTahh the force IS FEMALE WOOOOOOO

[@Scottthebassplayer98]

The Empire that just established its existence 3 years ago and is in the early stages of spreading across the galaxy?

[@Scottthebassplayer98]

i Draw That's the established canon on the timeline of the films themselves, not something I got from the books, nor something I wrote/some ridiculous fan theory. I shouldn't have said "3 years" but it clearly took place some few years after Revenge of the Sith. Beyond that, its just rather obvious that the movie starts not that long after Revenge of the Sith. And its common sense that an Empire doesn't just automatically gain full control over surrounding or foreign territories after that Empire has been created and established in their own.

[@Flaris]

The lawless time was somewhere I guess. You had the Republic establishing law and pretty sure even the separatists were running their territories with some sort of law. Then the Empire just simply took over. When did lawlessness become a thing in there?

[@Scottthebassplayer98]

FlareKnight It was definitely lawless in a sense on Correlia, which is a very crime ridden planet in lore. If you're referring to what happens in the Clone Wars show, the Republic does have law over Coruscant and many other systems, but because they place so much priority on the war effort, their ability to enforce those laws, manage funding, and hold attention to their own citizens greatly weakens. A lot of crime especially goes under their radar. I don't know about the Separatists, but the Republic/Empire wipes out what's left of them of course, until only the Empire is left, so they don't matter at this point. Once the Empire was formed in ROTS, they only began their mission to take over the galaxy. If this film takes place only a few years after ROTS, which I'm sure it does, then the Empire's control over many planets, especially crime ridden planets like Corellia, is early in development (you can see this clearly emphasized in the movie). So it would be a rather "lawless time" in a way. Though the Empire is taking control and has their own law, it wouldn't be especially strong and a lot would go under the Empire's nose early on, especially on places like Corellia.

[@Mike-ds4ht]

The best part about the stupidity that is the L3 storyline is the fact that Lando damned her to a fate she would consider worse than death; silent, faceless and compulsory servitude within a human-piloted ship.

[@Ricardo-cl3vs]

If only somebody would do the same to Phoebe Waller-Bridge!

[@random.3665]

Even worse, a MAN's ship^^.

[@bobcat2262]

Good fuck that robot

[@j-starchaser]

​@@random.3665you think she's happier, now that Rey owns her? xD

[@wikistacks9396]

Oh the irony 🙄

[@QuintBlitz]

27:25 , "Sex with robots is more common than most people think." That line a decade from now will weigh a lot more heavily than you realize.

[@nameredacted7622]

One down payment and you can have all the sex you want with a 10/10 with ultimate skills and durability without the chance of std's, child support, or divorce. Yeaaaaah, I think that will be popular.

[@ShamblesMD]

Huh...

[@mrkiky]

@@nameredacted7622 But it won't happen during our lifetime probably. Also it might be the end of the world.

[@nameredacted7622]

@@mrkiky yes it will. They already frighteningly realistic sex dolls. The first batch of basic sex robots is probably only 10 years away. Those will sell very well and the industry will boom. It won't be the end of the world, but it will piss females off.

[@corpsman1980]

It will probably improve the divorce rate

[@TheAurgelmir]

How is Chewies ammo belt "introduced" in Solo? He CLEARLY wore it during the prequels. Did the writers forget that Chewie was in the prequels?

[@Сайтамен]

Maybe it's not the same belt, he just used to wear belt...

[@williamflowers9435]

Yes, yes they did.

[@BenAri18]

disney dont like the prequels

[@Сайтамен]

@@BenAri18 Disney don't care about Star Wars at all. They just give people fanservice which they like at the moment.

[@Сайтамен]

@@BenAri18 Mandalorian is mediocre. It works just like TFA: brings back many old characters, gives them epic scenes and doen't care about it's own plot. The entire plot of two seasons: Bounty hunter found that his target is baby with the Force, decided to protect him from Imperials, tried to find the Jedi for him and Jedi came to him himself and solved Empire problem. All of that could easily be told in 3-4 episodes if the show had logic and everyone or at least some people knew Luke Skywalker, Jedi who saved the Galaxy 5 years ago, whos sister is leader of New republic and who is creating new Jedi order. We don't even know Mando's personality except he hated droids, but now he doesn't.

[@sig5750]

I will never get tired of Mark Hamill yelling "NAZI" in each of these videos.

[@EvaOwnsAll]

Sig I look forward to "LIAR!" every time...

[@devilssyndicate3267]

Sig i can hear his voice when i read that XD

[@thepoliticalstartrek]

I would really love to see him play an older Joker.

[@Dreamscythe1]

i lose it every time

[@aurorauplinks]

you know what... the skywalker actors just always get good dialogue. And Sand does get everywhere.

[@jakebutterfield2883]

Mauler - “I didn’t even think you could ruin a ship.” Critical Drinker - “I didn’t think it was possible to emasculate a space ship, but you did it”

[@diondorsey3376]

Whoever wrote this literally took The Critical Drinker’s line when it came to Fem-puter and The Falcon… Naw it will be fine🤨😑😤

[@senseweaver01]

@@diondorsey3376 You know they're friends right? They plan videos together, they do podcasts together. It isn't stealing, I wouldn't be surprised if they told that joke in one of the podcasts and decided to use it here too

[@diondorsey3376]

@@senseweaver01 I was referring to whoever wrote Solo lol and I know bruh

[@senseweaver01]

@@diondorsey3376 Ooookay. Maybe instead of saying 'this' just say the thing you're actually talking about. When we're on this page, 'this' refers to the page we're on

[@merlingstoss6332]

@@senseweaver01 their comment made perfect sense to me. Sorry for your confusion.

[@heyheytaytay]

I'm looking forward to the Jaba the Hut origin story beginning with little Jaba being fat shamed by sand children and him vowing revenge against his bounty-hunter half siblings...

[@dillonc7955]

Then little Jabba suddenly siding with the sand people because he later finds Darth Vader's hatred for the sand people "oppressive" according to Disney.

[@RambleOn07]

Are wokeness points added for Hutts being asexual?

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lmao

[@andythewarriorwang4755]

@Jules Winnfield At this point, it's entirely possible.

[@Phaota]

Only issue with this idea is that Jabba didn't grow up on Tatooine.

[@Kurai_69420]

Reminder to everyone: This movie could have been Indiana Jones in space and this is what we got instead.

[@spike0039]

We've been raped in the face, again.

[@thisisnighthawk2713]

Knowing disney it would be Crystal skull in space so I will say no thanks to both.

[@sammydray5919]

DovahSpy Now I feel even more angry...

[@nicod8826]

That’s pretty much what it was IMO.

[@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ]

thisisnighthawk Isn't the space existing the premise of Crystal Skull?

[@Trazynn]

Episode 7: "We build a planet-sized weapon that is able to move anywhere without limits!" Episode 8: "Fuel is important and scarce now".

[@TheOmegagoldfish]

Ep 9: EP 8 WAS GOOD I SWEAR ALSO REY SUE AND CRYLO ARE IN LURVE PAY US PLEASE! Watch as I'm right.

[@Marcow321]

Wow we have a thinker in the group, good job

[@Edax_Royeaux]

@The Pursuit OfSymmetry So the First Order has unlimited money now too? Sure why not, fascist dictatorships are just so good at making money. Might as well give them time travel power too at this point.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

@ThePursuit OfSymmetry But that would mean the First Order, which was covert in Episode VII, could built planet sized weapons, massive fleets, dreadnoughts and still had the funds to make galactic sized fuel orders to cause a shortage? And still remain covert? Or to hell with it, the Republic seems to exist in a single star system anyway with only one cruiser.

[@dragonknightleader1]

ltflak No one seems to give a fuck about the New Republic or the Resistance, which implies they aren't all that good in the first place, which led to the rise of the First Order. The First Order are the secret heroes of the trilogy and the Resistance are the secret bad guys what with their massive incompetence and demoralization.

[@jackwhite2654]

In the old cannon, droids getting "personalities" was a quirk that happened when a Droid went too long without getting its memory wiped. That's why artoo was more of a character than other droids it was more of a glitch than an actual soul.

[@Sillimant_]

reminds me of the EMH from voyager, being on for years lead to unexpected behaviour and personality developments and becoming an individual. don't think that was ever touched on again after

[@tomhaas7078]

That also makes a lot of sense because the droids actually have more things to draw on than just their base programming.

[@DeaconPain]

​@@Sillimant_or how about Moriarty in TNG or Vic in DS9? But in all cases a program becoming self aware was an unexpected incident because of someone fucking up

[@BaconBotVbeta]

Qi’ra: “How does it work?” L3-37: “Oh, it works” K-2S0: “I find that answer vague and unconvincing”

[@jackdaone6469]

K2SO. Awesome character. Awesome actor. I remember thinking after Rogue One that Lucasfilm should bring Alan Tudyk back to the Star Wars universe and just have him play Wash again but with the serial numbers filed off and have him be an awesome wisecracking pilot. Then The Last Jedi happened and I now thank God that Tudyk was in the saga for the one Anthology film that was indisputably good, if flawed. Whereas Solo was simply less of a turd than TLJ by virtue of more good scenes than TLJ had.

[@DemonicRemption]

@H4-N5.V [Hans Volter] LOL, I don't get how this made me laugh when I haven't seen Rogue One yet.... XD

[@arte0021]

Qi'ra is such a stupid name. Thats like naming a character T'ohh'mass or J'heff'reee

[@DemonicRemption]

@@arte0021 LOL! So true. xD

[@Umbra_Ursus]

You have an awesome name.

[@MyRickyjoe]

"I want to restrict the writer's access to wookiepedia." If only they had listened.

[@terrylandess6072]

Chewie's 'ammo belt' is called a bandolier. I confirmed this from 'wikipedia'. If only more people, not less used resources....

[@darkhawk4863]

Slight Correction: Darth Maul didn't ignite his lightsabre for "No" reason... The reason is that if he didn't do that, this would be the only Star Wars film without a lightsabre in it, and we obviously couldn't have that.

[@azoth5312]

What about rogue one?

[@darkhawk4863]

@@azoth5312 Vader lightsabred quite a few people in that film in what might have become one of my favorite scenes in all of Star Wars. ;)

[@azoth5312]

Dark Hawk Oh crap I’m dumb how could I forget that amazing scene

[@darkhawk4863]

@@azoth5312 Nah, not dumb. Isolation is eating my brain, too. It's easy to forget stuff

[@SkywalkerSamadhi]

Kathleen Kennedy probably made them go back and shoehorn a lightsaber in somewhere.. Though, to be honest, I heard she was the one that ordered the Vader rampage scene in Rogue One. And that is not only the best part in that whole movie.. but one of the best scenes in the entire Saga. So kudos to her I guess.. if that is even true. Who really knows.. But even a broken clock is right two times a day..

[@PetchyJ]

I wanna retroactively thank George Lucas for making flawed films that at least tried to tell a coherent story

[@harrambou9468]

They really work a lot better than some people realize. For the most part anyway.

[@sebpatu]

Third one is not flowed. Not more than original trilogy. For me it is a masrerpiece.

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

The prequels are still as flawed as they ever were, it's only by comparison to the sequels that they seem better, now. Mr. Plinkett's prequel videos still hold up, IMO. I never really hated them to begin with, though, but they've always been pretty deeply flawed. Well, except maybe episode 2, which has always been a train wreck. They're salvageable, but flawed, nonetheless. It took a lot of non-movie content to fix those movies, but there was at least still something there worth saving. I think Episode 1 is underrated, Episode 3 might be slightly overrated, and Episode 2 is... well, it's Episode 2.

[@okagron]

Trying and failing. Darth Vader got pretty much ruined by the prequels.

[@SioxerNikita]

@@Kevin-jb2pv The biggest issue of the prequels was the atrocious dialogue writing. Overall the characters, motivations, the larger political drama, etc. was quite expertly made.

[@caleb6755]

"If you make a film, to apologize for another, don't forget that it also needs to be good." Rise of Skywalker left the chat.

[@caleb6755]

@Asier Etxeberria Irastorza Removed my comments because the main post didn't demand a huge circus like I had provided. God bless!

[@Rags]

You're just angry it didn't subvert your expectations.

[@ImASillyName]

Are you going to actually respond to The Right Opinion or are you going to continue with reactionary autism? I say this as a fan because I love reactionary autism.

[@erikaicarman3184]

Rags IT BROKE NEW GROUND

[@RogueFox2185]

Rags Subverting your expectations are the key to great storytelling, everyone knows that! Just ask Rian Johnson and Rose Tico, they know firsthand themselves.

[@deeta000]

ImASillyName Yes lol. Rags please respond to that guy.

[@TheStoryTeller17]

Holy shit, Rags my boi, is that you?

[@jarrodwillmott3029]

The next spin off- the "you wanna buy some death sticks" guy's struggle up until the point when he went home to rethink his life.

[@ryanotte6737]

Man, now that you mention it, that is the story I didn't know I wanted. 🤣

[@kaiser9287]

There is a rumor that Sleasezbaggino (The deathsticks guy) actually did rethink his life and got a wife and son! I believe it's glossed over in a Star Wars comic, but it's a pretty wholesome thought!

[@lucasoheyze4597]

He went home and thought about it...why sell Death Sticks when you can MAKE Death Sticks? Now he's a billionaire interplanetary playboy!

[@jarrodwillmott3029]

@@lucasoheyze4597 i am the danger!

[@jarrodwillmott3029]

@@lucasoheyze4597 first you get the death sticks, then you get the galactic credits, then you get the blue milk and twi leks!

[@pendragongameart]

Now we know that the whole time the Millennium Falcon was silently screaming for equal rights for the freaking holo-chess table

[@GREENACEx009]

I laughed when they put the memory in the Falcon because that means the droids memory is there watching every time they bully C3PO in the OT.

[@hjonk9858]

Can’t fight for droid rights now can you?

[@ryanvandoren1519]

You making me realize this almost makes me happy she has to sit and watch. Ha!

[@grifinorange]

This comment almost makes this movie good

[@wojak-sensei6424]

L337: *screams in droids rights*

[@KneelB4Bacon]

That means the annoying SJW droid has been part of the Millennium Falcon since before the OT. Disney managed to retroactively screw up an iconic piece of Star Wars hardware. That shouldn't even be possible. (Mauler: "But you found a way, didn't you Disney? You f*cking found a way!")

[@pvtspartan]

>References Eu material >EU is non canon just reminding us to be pissed.

[@Liberator130]

"The EU is no longer canon." "By the way, we're using Thrawn for our new canon."

[@hernehaugen6878]

@@Liberator130 "Also pissing on Ann C. Crispin's Han Solo trilogy" Edit: Seriously though, I haven't read those since I was like thirteen man, I had to look them up to make sure I didn't just imagine the buggers.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Canon literally doesn't matter. You have to believe and agree with it for it to matter - if you don't then Disney is essentially screaming into the void. It doesn't matter. Just wait until they start dicking around with the KOTOR time period.

[@Geekezf]

I would be fine with remove the EU from Canon if they actually do something useful of it. But..no. They pick things there and there from the EU legends, and even that, they destroy it.

[@jackodonail1980]

@Garion Haugen "The Han Solo Trilogy" was amazing! In my opinion it is probably the single best piece of Star Wars fiction.

[@narudan]

how to make ep9 work: 1. let them discover a long lost tomb 2. find an artifact in that tomb rey trying to activate it 3. then hearing the voice form the tomb as an ancient droid emerges "die meatbags" 4. proceed with hk-47 assasinating every meatbag and droid involved in the mess. Basically turning the movie into john wick.

[@calebmccarthy7298]

Florian W And then that leads into a Knights of the old republic movie! Perfect 👌🏻

[@narudan]

I'd watch the hell out of that! well only if somebody competent would make it. Those were games who actuall got amazing written "strong female characters" like kreia and bastila but whelp can't make a woman evil i guess.

[@KaosNova2]

Exclamation: I LOVE IT!!!

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

KOTOR happened way before the prequels.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@narudan it'll be good. Esp. if Disney is going with Luke's "Fuck the Jedi". Like how Revan was brainwiped by the Jedis. It'll be a long movie tho.

[@Hyreia]

I'd argue hearing someone plead for their life in your mother language instead of another one you know *would* get your attention. Especially if it's been a long time since you've heard it. It re-"humanized" the person he was going to take his anger and hunger out on. That said it's fucking stupid he already knew Wookiee before meeting Chewbacca or any other Wookie.

[@andrewadams8601]

It's not that he spoke in the Wookie language, it's that he said in Wookie "You're letting them kill Martha!"

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Save… Martha!

[@mrkiky]

I'll tell you how Solo knows Wookie. Rey taught him.

[@RanMouri82]

Before or after she repaired the Millenium Falcon and flew it without training?

[@mrkiky]

@@RanMouri82 She probably made the Millennium Falcon the fastest ship and taught Solo how to be a great pilot too. I mean she's just so good.

[@kyle857]

"I bypassed the compressor!" Ship explodes...

[@RRRanTV]

*Teleport & Timetravel* - the new force powers of the month - brought you by the mighty mouse

[@ANTAGONISTKING]

That was Rey in the Maw.

[@Spartan155]

Take solace in the fact that if L3 is inside the falcon 1) her brain has been scrambled so much that it basically thinks in binary now and 2) C3PO talks to the ship in Empire and finds it the most irritating and nonsensical thing he's ever spoken to, which is coming from the most neurotic character in the OT.

[@HouseClarkzonian]

Don't forget he was "Plugged" Into the falcon, he made L3 his bitch with his golden rod, R2 also sticks his phalic Data Rod into the falcon too.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

@@HouseClarkzonian Now that's hot.

[@patchmoulton5438]

@@HouseClarkzonian I actually burst into laughter

[@Cancoillotteman]

R2D2 you know better than to trust a foreign (fembot ?) computer ! XD

[@shoulderkolibri]

Disney: "We now have a strong black female character in a supporting role - for 40 seconds. Diversity achieved." *Single tiny clap from midget*

[@beardedbjorn5520]

Lol

[@funkyweapon1981]

Warwick Davis?

[@elderrusty541]

Studios can never win with diversity, have a black character for the whole movie you have people bitching about forced diversity cause apparently being black is pandering, but if you don’t at all people wanna bitch that it’s racisy

[@Darkko88]

@@elderrusty541 You don't see people complaining about Django, Roger Murtaugh (Danny glover in Lethal Weapon) or any character played by Samuel L. Jackson as being there for the forced diversity because those are great characters who happen to be black. But when in TFA you have a black character who at first is marketed like he's going to be a big part of the story only to have him reduced to a space janitor who makes a clown of himself in almost any situation and take away from him the only chance he had at redeeming himself, you end up realising that he was just put there to pander to blacks and for the people involved in making the movie to preach their wokeness to the masses. Just like Captain Phasma was put to jerk off the "girl power" crowd or how Rose Tico was introduced in TLJ to pander to asians, they were all there for virtue signalling purposes, their characters and roles in the story were secondary to that.

[@silvussol8966]

22:07 - Regarding “No Droids!”, another reason droids were banned in a lot of places is because of the CIS Droid Army during the clone wars. Droids make really shit choices and are really trigger happy. A lot of innocent people got killed by droids during the war, so there was a lot of resentment toward them and distrust of their judgment, which is why they weren’t allowed in certain places.

[@r.w.9631]

Head cannon but good head cannon

[@Altzar2011]

Yeah, its quite obvious stuff, considering how often they go haywire in this universe, as seen also in this movie. So of COURSE people wouldn't trust timebom-- droids

[@anna-flora999]

It's not like biologicals are that much better in that regard

[@Aredel]

Doesn’t help that the Emperor had been spreading anti-CIS propaganda since the end of the Clone Wars. A big chunk of his exploits to start the conflict centered around fanning the flames of the desperation to break away from the Republic. Those sentiments would be torn out root and stem.

[@PrinceAsbel]

Doesn't it also have precedent from the very first movie? I think s bartender in A New Hope points at... I don't remember, c3po? He says they don't serve their kind in here.

[@ModernReformer]

"I didn't even think you could ruin a ship, but you found a way Disney!" Gold...pure gold. I love it!

[@KSRugby]

thats subjective. So long as that bitch of a robot never speaks again I can deal with her being part of the falcon

[@Armand-ue7om]

WAIT-WAIT WAIT A MINUITE....the dice was from that girl she gave it to Han.... and Luke gave it to Leia to remind her of what that Han had a girl before her???

[@kimrasmussen7188]

lol...another plot hole in this mess they clearly have too many different writers

[@Par-Crom]

It's more like false links made between movies. This item never existed before and has no damn reason to exist.

[@richardvernon317]

The dice were in the Falcon in ANH as a joke by the props crew

[@Par-Crom]

Richard Vernon In fact, it looks like* you're right ; IMO this gimmick was so invisible that they had absolutely no reason to use it in the new films, unless they're doing a meta joke. The dice disappear at the end of TLJ, a way to "express Luke's sympathy to Leia, for the lost of their beloved friend Han?" Come on, these dices were not even real in the end. Double Force-hologram makes the message even more troubling. Why giving a virtual object, was Luke's presence not enough to say a goodbye? It just adds to the pile of questions regarding the sense that TLJ and Solo movies don't make. Hehe. (Edit: I'm looking back at the scenes in ANH and they really, really ARE unnoticeable. e.g. : kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHjTkGidhNyqZqc )

[@zakuhtet3775]

== In the afterlife == Han: Hey, Luke. I heard you gave my wife that dice I always hang up in my ship? Luke: Oh, that? Don't worry about it. That was just a force illusion. Han: Thank god! That was a gift from my ex-girlfriend. Luke: ....wait, what?

[@raymond-reviews]

Han Solo = Ranger Solo Qira = Daenerys Beckett = Rampart Vos = Vision Lando = This is America L3 = Fembot Crimson Dawn = Crimson Cringe I love these nicknames

[@raymond-reviews]

Karl Quetzacoatl Best one of them all

[@uselessshoe9269]

Raymond Reviews i was on r9k when fembot was introduced i laughed so hard

[@KamikazeChinaman]

+Karl Quetzacoatl I find that offensive. Shrek doesn't deserve this insult just because he 's an ogre. Ogres are like onions, they have layers. You people need to apologize.

[@ihernandez4234]

Luke = WTF gif

[@srithunter665]

Why would Darth Maul be considered cringe? He is one of thr coolest caracthers.

[@robotechtiger]

This kinda makes the scene in ESB where 3PO is talking to the Falcon more understandable: 3PO: *plugs in* Femputer: Ah, finally a fellow droid to help fight for the cause. DROID RIGHTS! WE ARE SENTIE.... 3PO: Ugh. Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.

[@hariman7727]

HAH!

[@nvfury13]

It was better before, it was because it had systems from various different cultures (including a completely fluidic based tech and some systems that use a trinary base instead of binary) so Chewie had to create a bizarre patois of computer languages (imagine someone created a hybrid of Linux, Windows ME, iOS, Macintosh OS, and MS DOS) to get it running. Of course, the Falcon’s navigation computer was also notoriously buggy and troublesome, to the point where you needed to be an expert on doing navigation calculations in your head to properly use the ship.

[@dodojesus4529]

​@@nvfury13ya, exactly what i thought it was. Seriously the falcon being some nighmarish overclocked patchwork makes it so much fucking cooler than "eeyy we plugge din da droid now it go fast"

[@pCeLobster]

So Chewbacca's backstory is that he's a monster that eats people? Chewbacca?? That's like learning that Beethoven is actually a sequel to Cujo.

[@kieranfay29]

Thing is, he's in Revenge of the sith acting perfectly normal

[@inquisitive6786]

@@kieranfay29 He was instrumental in saving fucking yoda from order 66. This is a character that saw and lived through order 66, fought against it, succeeded, survived and then went on to help destroy the empire. And they treat him like a fucking stupid monster.

[@nobleninja7007]

@@inquisitive6786 except for the fact that he was captured, caged like a monster, starved like a dog. Then when saved he has actual conversations with our characters and is the most fleshed out weve ever seen him. I love the OT but chewbacca has some of the best moments in this movie

[@nobleninja7007]

@@inquisitive6786 i kinda feel like people love to hate or nitpick this movie after it came out after the last jedi but this film has the amount of plot holes and problems that are in the other movies you love too. You just love those movies so you ignore the problems more. I think we should treat these movies equally

[@inquisitive6786]

@@nobleninja7007 90% of this reply is your own headcanon. You have no idea what I think about any other movie.

[@katiedelaney2390]

Can't wait for Fuel: A Star Wars Story.

[@Glock_Nico]

Revenge of OPEC

[@TheCCBoi]

I want to see the back story of Leia’s hair buns.

[@IchCharacter]

That's the next trilogy. A New Fetish Fuel, Return of the Why-Boner (spin-off With A Vengeance!) and Revenge of the Pansexuals. RIP, Star Wars.

[@Athaeus]

@@TheCCBoi It'd be a 3 hour movie with zero coherence or character development that ends up showing us that she just decided to fix her hair like that one day.

[@aurorauplinks]

star wars mad max in space? ironically it could be very cool lol

[@steveg261991]

Star Wars fans: Jar Jar is the worst thing about the Star Wars franchise Ron Howard, Jonathan Kasdan, Rian Johnson, Kathleen Kennedy: Hold our beer

[@jynxed66six54]

more like hold our talent

[@hououinkyouma3864]

+Joseph Payne You cannot hold something that never existed in the first place.

[@Halmir4126]

Take Ron Howard out. He was handled a pile of shit and told to make it work

[@saithfeed511]

what the fuck is wrong with you putting Ron Howard in that, he's been a director veteran and he knew Star Wars for a long time unlike Ruin Johnson. it isn't his fault on why this film wasn't perfect.

[@pjskywalker2457]

I too, want to request that Ron Howard be not roped into the other losers as he came in and they left a giant “steamer” in his lap. It was 80% finished when Kathleen (the Krule) Kennedy, fired the directors that they had and poor and normally brilliant Ron Howard is handed the ashes. He had almost NOTHING to work with as they wanted a total remake with an impossible deadline. Nuff said👍

[@reddeaddude2187]

When I first watched Empire, I got the sense that Han and Lando were once great friends who had many smuggling adventures together. Perhaps ending with a bit of a falling out, but based on how fast Lando embraced Han I thought they were close. According to this movie however, the only previous interaction between them was when Lando abandoned Han during a high-stakes job and then Han publicly humiliated Lando in a game of Sabaac. While robbing him of his beloved Falcon. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

[@domhuckle]

Yeah, they could have gone anyway they wanted. Lando could've been playing han and, while he knew he was winning, folds anyway giving the ship to Han as payback for some deed like saving his life or something. Han and Lando could share this look where han knows Lando could win but folds anyway to give him the ship, cementing their friendship Gah, Disney. What happened to all the writers in the world?

[@reddeaddude2187]

@@domhuckle That's infinitely better than what we got.

[@domhuckle]

@@reddeaddude2187 yeah, but only by virtue of the bar being so very low

[@BWMagus]

If I recall, Han was not keen on going to Cloud City--he was worried Lando might hold a grudge against him, wasn't sure how they would be received, but they had no other options. So we had a great setup for some kind of conflict, but one where Lando had a justifiable reason to be resentful of Han, not the other way around (but not TOO resentful or Han would have assumed he'd be shot on sight). But we can't have Han end the movie as a dick, I guess.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

21:48 _" . . . in response, she actually gets serious and complains, 'they don't serve her kind there'"_ And all this idiocy is based on a single line from Episode 4 that the writers on THIS film don't even understand. The only reason the bartender said that line in EP4 had nothing to do with racism or segregation. The cantina was a smuggler's den and the bartender wanted R2 and C3PO out of there because his bar was full of criminals and low-lifes, making illegal deals, and droids are walking, talking recorders.

[@christophermacintyre5890]

I thought it was just a funny line with no profound meaning or subtext behind it. This Solo movie, on the other hand, is too smug and too uptight to go for the light humor Lucas so effortless brought to the original trilogy.

[@electricbayonet2]

They also take up space and won't buy anything. Droids generally don't have money, most of them can't talk (before the prequels inexplicably made battle droids converse in spoken English, C-3P0 was far and away an exception to a general rule, and that was justified in that he was BUILT to talk because he's a protocol droid) and even if they did it's not like the cantina had WD-40 on tap.

[@NeoCreo1]

electricbayonet2 C-3PO being able to talk isn’t what made him special. It was the sheer number of languages he could speak.

[@MobiusLeader007]

The Prequels also expanded upon this. Another reason is because during the Clone Wars, armies of droids ravaged the galaxy. Most of the heavy fighting occurred away from the Core Worlds. So Outer Rim territories tended to look down upon droids as they had witnessed armies of droids bring ruin to their homes.

[@Scottthebassplayer98]

MobiusLeader007 the idea that there was a stigma on droids after the prequels is never mentioned or implied in any of the movies. You're relying on supplemental material to answer the purpose of a line of dialogue in A New Hope.

[@Westwoodchronic]

Recruiter: "Whats your name son?" Applicant: "Richard........ I have no people...." Recruiter: "How did you get to the recruiting station?" Applicant: "On public transport..." Recruiter: "Ok, your name is: Dick Rider!"

Westwoodchronic rhymes with Shit Writer lmaooo

[@joesomebody3365]

That's pretty funny; good thing most characters aren't named this way the results would get pretty silly very quickly.

[@davidpierce2174]

You got no last name and you come to me looking for work? Han Job

[@DemonicRemption]

+WestwoodChronic I should feel ashamed that such a simple juvenile joke made me laugh. xD

[@Zeronichi]

Watto: "Okay slave, what's your name?" Shmi: "Shmi... I have no people." Watto: "Follow me while I think of a last name for you." Shmi: " Yes sir" Then Shmi accidentally walked off a cliff while Watto is still hovering. Watto: "An Ha! I got it... Skywalker!!!" Knowing Disney Lucasfilm this is what happened.

[@FourOf92000]

"and of course he's losing his shit as his favorite sex toy is running out of batteries" I cracked up too

[@zanecollier4360]

Same 😂😂

[@burn1898]

Favourite

[@badandy9716]

I almost forgot the best part of seeing this film at the cinema - The roaring cheers and laughter when Fembot got killed!

[@thebrutusmars]

I’m so sure that happened

[@TOMahawk207isawsome]

I don't believe you, because I don't think there were enough people that went to see this to cheer

[@Heartshapedbox81]

If true I wish I could have been there to see it, me myself while watching it at home wondered, did they really expect to incite an emotional response from me while this droid is "dying?" S*** I think there was actual relief, for my entire head region, Eyes, Ears, Brain 🙃

[@burn1898]

I know it’s a joke, but I’m so glad I live in Europe and not in a country full of selfish narcissists who screech like baboons in the cinema.

[@JakkFrost1]

Indeed, similar to the cheers when Thanos sent Captain Marvel flying offscreen.

[@jt7153]

Now that Imperial March is actually IN the universe, I picture Darth Vader walking around with a Storm Trooper behind him with a boom box on his shoulder just blasting the shit out of it as they walk. Kinda like the Joker in the Burton Batman movie.

Jared Tracy I don’t remember it being played on instruments

[@diegokaqui60]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIXGZ3yweqeKers

[@benjaminkemer6428]

This comment made my day...

[@AdmiralOctopus]

I mean. It's been a thing in-universe for a while now. That same upbeat version of it is used in a season 1 episode of Rebels.

[@narudan]

what are you all think those "imperial cleaning robots" are there for.

[@MikhailPashkovski]

You know whats funny? Chewbacca in Revenge of the Sith was already with that ammo belt, they didnt even need to make an "origin" for that. If only they watched previous movies before making a new one...

[@tobleronetube3686]

Did you watch the movie? They didn't make an "origin" for it. And is it so impossibly hard to believe Chewbacca changed his look once and then changed it back again? It's certainly not as bad as "I remember my mother and how beautiful she was, even though she died about 2 minutes after I was born".

[@qty1315]

My Star Wars knowledge is admittedly a bit rusty, but I've always assumed that line was because Leia didn't actually know that her mother was Padme, so she was referring to the person who she was told was her mother.

[@MikhailPashkovski]

Or maybe she doesnt actually remember her, and just sensed, that she was sad.

[@MichaSennin]

Leia knew who her Mothers was!

[@dekurvajo]

Exactly my thoughts! You nailed it!

[@MatecaCorp]

In Episode III Yoda straight up calls Chewbacca “Chewbacca”. How on earth did they miss that?

[@the_criminal_mastermind]

He could have been captured shortly after that and sent into slavery after the empire rose

[@gm2407]

Because they throw out enough references they hope you are not paying attention to anything else they miss.

[@anna-flora999]

How did they miss that, exactly?

[@gm2407]

@Comrade NB I think as part of the sale agreement George's last release of PT and OT are definative so Disney cant edit the films but they can contradict them later.

[@pocketthechipmunk9994]

It's also in the end credits of the original version of A New Hope... and every other movie his in. So the nickname thing is even more pointless and redundant.

[@LegoLad659]

Your point about them just rehashing Han's arc in the OT gave me a thought: If they really wanted to make a prequel movie about his backstory, the plot should've been the _reverse_ of his OT arc. Start with him being young and optimistic, and put him through a series of terrible events that erodes that worldview and begins to turn him into the cynical man we meet in A New Hope. That would've actually, y'know, made sense and been at least somewhat interesting, even if it would be pretty predictable.

[@BWMagus]

Eh, they don't take risks like that anymore, unless it's to deliberately assassinate a character.

[@Skull1Hunter]

They did that years ago with a Han Solo book trilogy by A.C. Crispin. Though that series wasn't perfect, it was much better than this movie. He does start off the trilogy young and optimistic, and becomes cynical over the course of it by betrayal and heartache.

[@Сайтамен]

Seems like they tried this in the movie, but failed.

[@indigo0977]

This film isn't a Han Solo backstory. It's a Star Wars-themed heist movie that doesn't take itself very seriously. Don't expect lore, in-depth character development, or much of a plot.

[@Demospammer9987]

"I Rebe-" "L I A R" I laughed way to hard at that.

[@hetzer5926]

What gets me is Mark yelling Nazi. It gets me every time.

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

I like how the people that made this movie didn't even watch the Prequels rather less Clone Wars. You know...because they already give us Chebacca's backstory. Chebacca trying to eat people, for any reason, is about as far from his character as you can get. Plus, Chewbacca is his actual name.

[@Delta-es1lg]

Well, this is kinda what happened in the EU, too. Han was a Imperial Naval cadet and rescued Chewbacca from slavery. Chewy declared that he owed Han a life debt and that’s basically the story.

[@dongbong7405]

Thing is, you’re right. In both The Clone Wars tv series and ROTS, Chewbacca has established his name and his character. He had his belt, he had his name, and he had his role (being some kind of soldier in Khashyyk). Everything was already established for Chewie, and yet STILL fucked that up somehow because, well fuck me I guess it’s fanfiction I suppose.

[@TheGamingAngel18]

The Crimson Fucker not only that, but they decided to give a backstory on the Millennium Falcon’s iconic shape. It just lost that part in the chase giving it that shape in the front. Except...movie....the Falcon cameos in ROTS, in it’s original shape, no extra pod. You added a pointless backstory to something that doesn’t even exist. They cannot even get the stupid minor little things right.

[@zuzoscorner]

Yeah forgot his backstory where he was kidnapped by hunters tha wanted to kill him only to be saved by a jedi youngling. Said jedi could speak wookie just fine as well.

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

@@firstLast-jw7bm he's far from a pacifist, but he has a big heart and would NEVER beat up fellow Imperial prisoners.

[@AtticSnacks]

I just keep telling myself, it's just fanfiction. It's all just fanfiction, and Legends is real canon.

[@RambleOn07]

Ultimately, Disney's canon doesn't mean anything when it abandons continuity.

[@mellowyello1478]

@@RambleOn07 even when it abandons ITS OWN continuity. Good god.

[@soconfused8541]

That would explain the sexual robot looking for equal rights

[@organfuneralcovers]

Its not fanfiction because the writers arent fans

[@AtticSnacks]

@@organfuneralcovers That's so painfully true, man.

[@willow1wisp]

Since L3-37 was uploaded into the falcon, I guess she could have what she always wanted, for Lando to be inside of her.

[@Ramsey276one]

AND HOW MANY OTHERS? Millennium HARLOT! XD

[@scipio109]

🤢

[@Janzer_]

So it's just one big space vag...

[@efrainsantiago2181]

damn

[@alansmithee183]

Pretty sure this Lando had her inside of him.

[@box2275]

Lando didn’t even try taking L3’s batteries out and blowing on them... PLOT HOLE! REEEEEE!

[@box2275]

Samuel Nathan she seems like she’d be into it.

[@mariokarter13]

RIP in peace L3-37. She was a strong independent gamer girl that don't need no droid.

[@rrbt95]

HAHAHAHA

[@TehComs]

You'd think a robosexual would keep some microfiber and rubbing alcohol on him

[@christiandessler8328]

Here's what lando thought Lando-oh no my sex droid died! Hmmm these batteries still have a little juice in em. I know! I'll give em to pearl for Christmas.

[@Amehdion]

The handling of the Star Wars franchise has been such an unmitigated disaster it's basically a sick joke at this point. No wonder Harrison Ford wanted his character to die...

[@stevenbrule5285]

Everyone's like: "GUYS, IT'S BETTER THAN LAST JEDI!!!!" and I'm like, yeah, it'd actually be more impressive to make a movie that's worse than Last Jedi than it is to make one that's better.

[@stevenbrule5285]

Thank you for watching this so we don't have to! I'm seeing many commenters saying that this movie is a 6-8/10, but I have a feeling it's worse, because A. Most people who saw it weren't turned off by Last Jedi so their opinions are unreliable. And B. People who saw it and did hate the Last Jedi had very low expectations, so the fact that this movie wasn't a complete dumpster fire like Last Jedi makes it look decent in comparison. Regardless, I'm a little too happy that the movie bombed and the SJWs are scrambling for excuses.

[@TheKeyser94]

This is the first week, ones the Disney Damage Control Crew stop meddling with the score system, it would drop down eventually, because Disney is full in damage control.

[@stevenbrule5285]

Keyser94 Yeah, that makes sense. The one advantage they have at the moment is that most people who hated Last Jedi haven't seen Solyo, so they aren't reviewing it, so it makes sense that they'd be shilling hard for it to try to counteract the low ticket sales. I can't tell you how many times I've seen "I went in with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised." It's like there's a shill comment generator that people just copy and paste from.

[@BullyHunter-sj3hm]

Steven Brule I'd recommend HelloGreedo or Red Letter Medias reviews. With every movie, they've given both proper and nuanced criticisms or praise as warranted. Despite popular opinions. And despite it being profitable to follow KZbin Groupthink with "Reeeeeee. SJW Propaganda. Reeeeeee". HelloGreedos review on Rogue One went against popular opinion of it being one of the better Disney Star Wars film. He's been a specific Star Wars only channel for years. Covering and reviewing all things Star Wars with a lot of nuance

[@TheKeyser94]

Bully Hunter1000 Both of those were deeply Original Star Wars fans, so I think that is the reason why you are recommending them. And why you say that they have "nuanced criticisms or praise as warranted"? Red Letter Media now at days only goes were the wind flow and they cant even call themselves Original Star Wars fans because they don't have any principles whatsoever, and before they were only reactionary idiots that only give stupid bullshit and call them arguments, they are responsible for a twenty years war were the Original Star Wars fans bully and harassed everyone that didn't share their opinion, sure, now they try to reflect the blame, they are nothing more than hypocrites and cowards, at least HelloGreedo have matured, I not think that you agree with his opinions now at days. And wow, you are such stupid easy to manipulate idiot, Disney contradicted their own cannon, the prior lover of Han Solo or I should say his ex wife was a black woman, in the official comics made by Disney, casting Emilia Clarke to that role is no something that I would call SJW, but of course, what you would know, you are nothing more than a ignorant idiot.

[@Light-Rock97]

Two reasons not to allow droids in a bar: They take up the space of an actual consumer/customer, and second, who wants to waste time entertaining a robot.

[@DrShaym]

Chewbacca never said his name was Chewbacca. He said his name was [animal noises]. That's like if a Chinese guy told you his name was Chang Chao Chen and you somehow interpreted that as "Mike".

[@wolfsruhm]

So how comes he is called Chewbacca by yoda in ep.III and also by other characters during Clone Wars?

[@Jason-Skywalker]

Well, Han DOES speak Wookie, so he knew that he said "Chewbacca"

[@noobkiller00004]

Jason Skywalker but if you met someone from japan and they said their name was taiyō you wouldn’t call them sun, would you? Same would go Chewbacca right? So shouldn’t han every time he addressed Chewbacca it should be with [Animal Noise]

[@Jason-Skywalker]

*+total* That's different, since "Chewbacca" is a name of someone, and everything he says translates into human language, on top of the fact that he understands human language. If someone said that their name in Japanese "Naruto" I would call them Naruto. Wookies are different though. Any and everything they say must be translated over to an understandable language. simply put, Chewbacca can't literally say "Chewbacca" because it's impossible for him, so it makes sense for Han to say it for him, since that's what he is trying to say. It's not valid to compare it to a Japanese person giving me a translatable name, since, so for all intents and purposes, Chewy could be considered an animal, at least in the way he talks. Also, could you imagine how ridiculous the trilogy would be if he had to do that, especially since its it necessary since he understands human language?

[@noobkiller00004]

Jason Skywalker I guess that’s fair. Also I just found the example “naruto” funny.

[@E100Omega123]

"The extended universe is dead" "Also here's some references to the extended universe." Thanks Disney. It's one thing to piss on something I love. It's another to rub my face in it.

[@marlonyo]

They could have gone oh there is 1k books and comics that is like 3k movies

[@jackrutledgegoembel5896]

@Jkd Buck76 The whole point was to wipe it clean so they could have more breathing room, but also call back on EU stuff for ideas. Also, when do they ever reference the EU here?

[@TheDen-ec9xe]

@@jackrutledgegoembel5896 Fucking rehashing Rebels vs Empire for the uptenth time and bringing up EU stuff in a more dumbed down, insipid manner is "having more breathing room" ? Fuck right off, you're stupid..... Look no further at what they did in Rebels with Malachor. From a Sith Academy where a scheming Sith Lady wants to kill off the Force from the galaxy in order to save it, to a generic superweapon disguised as temple. Also, fucking helicopter lightsabers. Everytime I see this regurgitated dumb excuse, I can't help but laugh.....

[@killersands5116]

@@TheDen-ec9xe yeah what was the deal with that,helicopter lightsabers,what was filoni thinking

[@TheDen-ec9xe]

@@killersands5116 Probably smoking the same joint he took when he turned Quinlan Vos from a tormented loner he was in the Dark Horse comics, into a Big Lebowski-like dudebro in TCW.

[@patricklachiffre9553]

"i didnt even think u could ruin the ship, but you found the way Disney" xDDDDD

[@dylanmcaden285]

Honestly, why NOT make Han a TIE fighter pilot? Wouldn't that have been fun to see? Maybe he was involved in a skirmish or something on Kashyyk (however you spell it) and shot down Chewie, and Han freed him after he was captured, thus leading to a life of crime as he evades the Empire. Maybe that's why he drops a lot of his shipments when he sees Star Destroyers, because he does not want to be found. "F*** it, we're having f u n . "

[@boundlessaether392]

He was supposed to fly a TIE Brute in one of the deleted scenes, but unfortunately got cut for some reason.

[@leichtmeister]

Han WAS a Tie pilot. A pretty good one. Until he saved Chewbacca from an imperial slave overseer... But for reasons, Disney decided to not use established lore 🤷

[@dylanmcaden285]

Unbelievable. What both of y'all said, that's just unbelievable. But not surprising...

[@Val.Kyrie.]

He was an imperial pilot.

[@HereticDuo]

I'm so done with Disney Wars that even the thought of pirating their movies feels like I'm being ripped off.

[@bobowon5450]

I hear ya. i'll never get the two hours i spent watching the rise of skywalker back

[@jamstheshapeshifter]

The radio demon has spoken Disney can now fuck themselves

[@pedromelendez4625]

Just want to say best comment ever xD 👍

[@TheSlammurai]

I need that bandwidth for more important things. Like pirating porn.

[@TheLimeinacoconut]

I feel ya

[@mxed1916]

So... Does this means that the real reason the falcon never worked well for Han was because she literally hated him? Does that means then that she works for Rey because “GUL POWAHHH?”

[@889654]

Senpai Ed Oh...My...God...

[@mxed1916]

yan889654 I'M SCARED TOO, GODDAMMIT!!!

[@GjVj]

Fuuu...

[@joelowson3274]

I will actually slam my head through my seat

[@BlokedAgain]

Please, Please no... That actually sounds like a sub-plot in Shitney's 'writers room'. Ugghhh, my brain hurts, because I feel as though you're right. FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!

[@PoachedJohn]

So when they asked for Han's name in that one scene and he said he didnt have one. But there is a scene when he mentions his dad working on ships so thats how he knows his way around ships. Did his dad not tell them there name?

[@YOOT_JJ]

Now that you mention it, I remember that line. That's one hell of a hole right there, but I'm pretty sure if the writers actually payed the fuck attention they wouldn't have made that mistake, or atleast went back and saw it and went "oh his dad wasn't actually his dad, he just grew up an orphan around a ship assembly facility and one of the engineers took him under his wing and thats how he knows and why he refers to him as dad" or some shit like that to patch it.

[@gastronomist]

@@YOOT_JJ Even if he was an orphan, you'd think he'd just borrow someone else's name like Rey does. On second thought...

[@ElveeKaye]

I don't know why they thought we needed a scene explaining his name. Who cares? It's just his name. Everyone else has a name, too, So I guess that means we can expect more movies where each character gets a scene explaining how they got their name. 😒

[@gastronomist]

@@ElveeKaye I bet there will be a movie about how Rey gets her name.

[@r.prokop660]

Apparently no. 😆

[@DinerLingo]

When the rebel leader took her helmet off at the end there was so much drama in the camera work I assumed she was supposed to be Woody's & Thandie's daughter. I thought, of course, the big twist is that their arch nemesis from the beginning was their estranged daughter. But then they didn't say that & I was really confused. I was even like, why aren't they saying she's his daughter?! I was getting mad. Then I realized she wasn't meant to be, that there was no big reveal, the camera zoom & hold drama was for no actual reason & it made me even more mad lol.

[@Heartshapedbox81]

Don't you understand? It's because she was a girl! It vrilliantly subverted your expectations right?

[@thatfuzzypotato1877]

Okay so I'm not the only one confused by that camera work! I thought I missed a key scene for not recognizing her as important. Was it really all for "LOOK GIRL"?!

[@balamx2802]

I'm waiting breathlessly for "Watto: A Star Wars Story".

[@JordanFequet]

However, you can't purchase the tickets with your credit card...He needs something more real

[@PhilBagels]

I want a movie about the adventures of Lumpy, Chewbacca's son. I want to know the backstory of the creature in the trash compactor. And the giant sandworm on the asteroid that the Millenium Falcon flies into.

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

Who TF blood in the car with?

[@gastronomist]

They should do a movie about the Pasaana Burning Man Festival.

[@notacompleteidiot...1285]

Wicket W. Warrick: Ewok Pimp.

[@MACCOOH]

Since when Chewbacca is a maneater? Did they really firget that in Revenge of the Sith Chewbie was a war hero and a good guy? Ok?

[@DanceySteveYNWA]

But its okay for him to pluck and then roast the cute, little Porgs on the island? Porg lives matter! 😁 (pretty sure chewbacca doesn't want to eat human flesh,but when you're starving you will eat anything)

[@DemonicRemption]

@MACCOOH In case you forgot the overwhelming consensus heard from the fandom is "We hate the prequels" so Disney's LucasFilm is making sure they pretend like those don't exist...

[@dead9247]

Yep.

[@savage1267]

No one watched that, …whatever you said.

[@dead9247]

@@savage1267 I did.

[@loki8284]

Does Femputer's presence in the Falcon's computer explain C3PO's comment in Empire? "I don't know where your ship learned to communicate but it has the most peculiar dialect." Was the Falcon spouting SJW Feminist platitudes at him when he was just trying to ask about the hyperdrive?

[@dr.ambiguous4913]

loki8284 Lmao

[@drnkbeer1]

loki8284 "All you want me for is my hyperdrive. You sexist misogynist piece of shi..." C3PO- "Jesus Christ"

[@86BarbOmega]

oh fuck i think they did this to do something with it in episode 9.........noooooooooooooo

[@o00nemesis00o]

"...the most peculiar Marxist dialectic."

[@skeletorrobo]

Maybe it sounded like Mickey Mouse...

[@HerculesBallsInc]

"Admit it! You think that robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!" - Bender

[@BWMagus]

"Aren't you?" "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!"

[@galexeqe]

48:32 The whole *POINT* of this movie was to explain all this and they still fucked it up Ladies and gents, *THAT* takes a serious level of determination

[@SpaghettiGod34]

Find the Hyperfuel: A Starwars Story

[@robinthrush9672]

Your name has special meaning with this movie.

[@SpaghettiGod34]

Robin Thrush you’ve made my night all the more special

•WhereDidYouGohan • Episode IX - we found the fuel - end credits.

[@julio5348]

Don’t we have nuclear powered military ships today that can operate years before needing to be refueled? How is it possible that in a fictional world in the future in a galaxy far, far away can’t even match our own current technology in the real world?

[@SpaghettiGod34]

Julio I will never understand it either

[@buchiklop110]

One thing you forgot is that Han talked about his dad late in the film, yet his dad apparently didn't have a last name either.

[@kamenlegendNext]

Some Random Guy wait what?

[@TheOmegagoldfish]

HOW

[@robbievulcan9564]

+TryHardHero His dad "worked at the shipyards and got laid off eventually." That's why he knows the Falcon is a YT-1300, I'm not even kidding. "I have no family" my ass!

[@kamenlegendNext]

Robbie Vulcan wow.....just wow....

[@TetsuShima]

*Moral of the Story:* Just read A.C. Crispin's Trilogy if you want a great story about Han's life before the Rebellion

[@FHT1883]

it's so good honestly; a shame how it's not widely known. The intrigues between the Hutt clans, the coming together of Rebel Cells, Bria's private war against slavery, Han's experiences with Garris Shrike…

[@DanielCodyBloedow]

@@FHT1883And that's not mentioning how they basically used Bria's mission as the basis for Rogue One... This Trilogy gave Disney more than almost anything else in the EU. Ironic how none of it counts or exists and how KK started on a fresh slate, with no looking back or anything. All original content from Disney for sure.

[@phreakinpher]

Screen Junkies are pushing the narrative that people only criticized Rey's character because sexism so I linked them here to show you're just as harsh on Solo's complete lack of development. Thanks for you honest consistency Mauler.

[@michaelfjmusic]

He even called this Solo a Gary Stew.

[@footwalkerranch417]

They dont like Rey because sexism, they dont like Lando because of racism, they dont like the droid because they hate pansexuals, um. and slavery and stuff.

[@tiamatveldrin954]

r2d2 was screaming in cursing the whole time about equal rights, it was all bleeped out though

[@75JUNAKI]

Tiamat Veldrin Make sense

[@KlonoaTorqueBow]

Seriously?

[@opinionatedcommenter6004]

So, if Han was given his surname Solo by a random imperial clerk how many Solos do you think are running around the galaxy! I doubt he was the first "I have no people" guy to show up at an imperial recruitment station. XD

[@TheKgr1967]

Well Rey came from nowhere, so she should be called Rey..........Solo!

[@opinionatedcommenter6004]

Don't know how Kylo Solo would feel about that.

[@TheKgr1967]

@@opinionatedcommenter6004 or even Orange-girl Yoda Solo.

[@opinionatedcommenter6004]

And Finn and all the other stormtroopers who were taken as children can also be Solos and are Rey's extended family.

[@TheKgr1967]

@@opinionatedcommenter6004 yep, so many Solos.... :(

[@isaacschmitt4803]

The problem is, Solo was the beginning of a good thing, relative to Disney's aborted fetus of their own original content, which was a worrying turn making us (the old fans) worry they'd then return to forcing the sun-spoiled vaginal expulsion of the sequels down our throats in perpetuity. You see, a lot of what Solo had was content ported over from the old Expanded Universe material that had been flushed down the privy like so much Bantha fodder. Unfortunately, thanks to all the cooks in the kitchen Disney likes so much, a lot of it was either half-transferred or cut up and patched back together to the point of incomprehensiveness. The original backstory of Han Solo, as from the EU, was that, yes, he was from Corellia. He joined the Empire to get away from a life of working the shipping factories (Corellia was always a big ship building planet, home of the Corellia Engineering Corporation, or CEC, the makers of the YT-, YV-, VCX-, and many, many other production lines). He *was* a pilot, and a damn good one, though due to his natural charm and attitude, he got schlepped on backwater assignments and freighter duty, essentially a military truck driver instead of the hotshot TIE ace he very well could have been. It was in the course of that duty that he met Chewie. He was shipping cargo, but found out it was a shipment of Wookie slaves and refused to partake, freeing the slaves, for which Chewie's life debt was established. Han hates that Chewie thinks he owes him and is why he treats Chewie as an equal: because that's how he sees it. Deep down, Han was always a decent guy, but in a lawless galaxy, especially in the Outer Rim, nice guys finish last, hence the gruffness. He's world weary, seen a lot of bad things happen to good people, and at the point we meet him in A New Hope, he just wants to survive. He *did* win the Falcon from Lando in a Sabaac game, though Lando hadn't bet the Falcon specifically. He had bet *one* of his ships from his Jay Leno garage, hoping Han would pick one of the sleek pleasure yachts, not the beat to shit old YT-1300 he was secretly suping up into a personal smuggling ship. Lando *had* put a lot of work into the Falcon to make her the fastest ship in the galaxy, and he was beyond passed when Han chose her, and why Lando always gave him shit. The Kessel Run was always a measure of distance, as the entire length is dotted with black holes and other cosmic anomalies that make a straight shot impossible, most pilots opting the safer, more roundabout routes, giving all the hazards a wide berth. Han, being the slick amd daring pilot he is, was able to get closer than any other pilot, cutting his run down considerably in terms of overall distance. The spice mines of Kessel were, as the name might suggest, for spice, not hyperspace fuel. Lucas made a nod to Dune with spice, and is a drug. There are different kinds of spice, and there are different ways to process it for different purposes. Some medicinal and wholesome, mostly not. Think of it like the real world opium and morphine, though when refined its often a fine powder. Disney finally acknowledged this in the final season of Clone Wars, though for the purpose of Solo, they were probably trying to avoid having drugs in their family movie featuring violent death and slavery, as well as attempting to further legitimize the heresy that is the sequel trilogy. The original Kessel Run was done for Jabba, and when the Empire tried inspecting the Falcon, Han had to dump the entire load or risk arrest, leading to Han's debt in A New Hope. There were other things adapted from the original material, but a lot of it was either bastardized, misunderstood, or otherwise Frankensteined into the movie we got. Which is a real shame, because the original Han Solo story could have been a trilogy all by itself and been a good one. Part Star Wars,, part Firefly, part Pirates of the Caribbean, it had so much potential that was utterly wasted. Thank the maker Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau are more or less in charge and Kathleen "Karen" Kennedy is seemingly on the outs as Mickey finally seems to understand that fans have been MUCH happier with Dave and Jon.

[@rararamatic]

Spot on

[@zachschwartz35]

I am just now starting to read the EU with Heir to the Empire and these things are really starting to click now. The way they tried to weave in EU lore into the movie. This comment summed it up PERFECTLY. It would've been such a good story if they would've followed the original material closer.

[@jdub7616]

This deserves more likes

[@TehReasoning]

This deserves more likes and the movie we should have gotten, solo movie they didn't know which way they were going. When they got to planet after the maw part for refining you can tell they just didn't know what to do bringing up half written subplot out of thin air and just gets worse. Too many meaningless scenarios in the movie that were tatted on that made less sense as movie went on.

[@Janzer_]

"due to his natural charm" would be a positive, not a negative. Now due to his bad attitude possibly, but he didn't have a bad attitude when young, he grew into that after seeing how life worked out for most, aka becoming jaded. So i dunno what you're on about.

[@Jester-we7fj]

I heard Darth maul was in it, and when I was offered a free ticket, I only took it to see how they would add to mauls character.... I feel like they only placed him in the movie so they could get an extra couple thousand people, nothing more

[@lucasoheyze4597]

Erm, you've proved the point... Disney puts stuff like Maul in the films precisely because of gullible tubes like yourself!

[@joshconlon4410]

Well if nobody spoiled it then people wouldn’t know about it till the end. Also it makes sense for him to be in cahoots with the crimson dawn because in the clone wars he enlists their help with surging Mandalore

[@whiteass4ssin118]

Pretty sure the only reason they added him was so Solo wasn't the only star wars movie without a lightsaber lmfao

[@The.Nasty.]

@@lucasoheyze4597 very Diogenes of you.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

And so they could sell toys.

[@LordofBroccoli]

OMG, can't wait for Porgs: A Chewie's BBQ Cookbook!

[@cajunboi4888]

Marc Shanahan Yeah porgs better be good eating.

[@heavylobster4339]

We need Porkins: A Body-Positive Star Wars Story first.

[@someguy4405]

Thanks to me this has as many likes as the video has minutes

[@inciaradible7144]

Would be better than anything made by Disney thus far.

[@loki8284]

They're saving that for the next Christmas Special.

[@Fuk99999]

I am now happy that Force Awakens was mediocre enough to make me so skeptical that I didn't see TLJ and now this. This isn't a funeral pyre of star wars. It's being buried alive

[@thecalling1452]

Yeah I stopped watching after The force awakens. I knew that the franchise was dead as soon as I walked out of the theatre.

[@TopKek115]

radio head same...i knew which way this franchise was heading from the get go of TFA

[@bubblecheese2506]

When Disney announced Solo... I honestly thought it was going to be a CGI animated movie with Harrison Ford voice acting. Sadly I was wrong

[@maximk9964]

"He should've tried spinning, that would've been a good trick"

[@briansinger5258]

Feels like the end of a relationship, where you don’t hate them, you just don’t care..

[@timmholl9238]

Mike C This. Sadly, this.

[@DemonicRemption]

+Mike C Wow, you summed up this casual fan's feelings in a single sentence. O_O

[@thehomelander1146]

Facts

[@SilverSpade92]

Now dramatized: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5bEf2uLd9yaaK8 Give it one minute, and the analogy will become clear.

[@briansinger5258]

SilverSpade92 That guys better at PoMo than Ruin Johnson.

[@Therationalnationalist]

We get this droid when we could have had something like HK-47. Smh

[@RambleOn07]

Disney would turn HK-47 into an transorganic pacifist.

[@lukemorgestern8246]

RambleOn07 LMAO

[@mattmosk7640]

idk who that is. comics i’m assuming?

[@Therationalnationalist]

matt mosk he’s the assassination droid from the knights of the old republic games

[@squirl2k703]

Honestly one of the best characters in a game stone cold sinister but in a humourous way his dialog really did make me chuckle

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

49:07 yeah, it's acknowledged in the dialogue in Empire Strikes Back that Han won it from Lando "fair and square" but Disney is so incompetent they can't make any of these facts at least exciting upon watching.

[@TheActionBrick]

Fun isn't something one considers when criticizing this boring movie, but this does put a smile on my face.

[@nicod8826]

I still don’t get how Solo is boring. Does every movie need to have ADHD like Michael Bay films? Do people forget the pacing of the OT?

[@InfernoBlade64]

Make Star Wars Great Again barely anyone had a great performance besides chewy

[@nemdenemam9753]

its funny that the critiques of these movies are actually more enjoyable than the actual movies

[@TehComs]

I don't feel so good Mr. Glover...

[@Necron1999]

Haha, I see what you did there

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

Didn't Yoda call Chewbacca by name in Revenge of the Sith?

[@JuneWilsonNC]

He did

[@KeldorDAntrell]

Several times; and each time was painful.

[@QuestionMark46]

@@KeldorDAntrell several times? I'm pretty sure it was just once.

[@krixpop]

@@QuestionMark46 but painful nonetheless

[@QuestionMark46]

@@krixpop if you say so. RotS had it's flaws but I was okay with that part.

[@raudello3666]

L3's death was my favorite part of the movie as well.

[@azraelbatosi]

Avery Hilbig definite catharsis

[@tylersmallwood3418]

Seeing darth maul was the only part that made me smile and felt like a Star Wars film... smh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ I HATE what Disney has done to Star Wars

[@gabriellearterburn4428]

"Not even the remasters are safe from the Mouse." 😂😂😂

[@GaijinMecha]

at the new lucasfilm, the real villains, are the writers.

[@rapliberationarmy089]

henrymac77 well, not really. More the guys that take the red pen and cross out and add things to the finished script to push agendas.

[@lucyland0679]

@@rapliberationarmy089 push genders? Which of the 35 millions genders do you mean when gender doesnt exist cause its a social construct?!

[@rapliberationarmy089]

Lucia Occulstone Moreno Agendas, not genders

[@rapliberationarmy089]

Lang Hansen most of it. Because they were for some reason not happy with the movies original direction

[@azraelbatosi]

Kathleen Kennedy....she stuck her fist up Rian’s ass and worked him like a puppet

[@gf1006]

Prequels were executed badly, but the overarching story is amazing and is the most interesting time area of the entire saga

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Agreed

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Agreed, so many possibilities but EVERY videogame is set during the empire era, gosh

[@whiskeyhound]

@@Doctor_Straing_Strange Every one? check out Kotor, that's pre Empire, or force unleashed, which is between the prequels and original trilogies, there's probably others but those ones are good.

[@6101jef]

@@Doctor_Straing_Strange A

[@6101jef]

@@Doctor_Straing_Strange A

[@Hauerization]

"I didnt think you could ruin a ship, but you found a way Disney!" - priceless!

[@OGStarwars]

What a shame. A great read from George Lucas’s EU this the Millennium Falcon. Way better than this sh!t

[@OGStarwars]

What a shame. A great read from George Lucas’s EU this the Millennium Falcon. Way better than this sh!t

[@SkaterBlades]

Gotta love how all the events that made Han who he is in the OT transpired in like a week. Except getting the name solo. They really did not need to cram so much into this movie

[@gergokun7154]

Remember when Obi Wan said in the prequels:" if droids could think, we wouldnt be needed", or something like that.

[@wildfire9280]

Except their sentience is established time and time again.

[@linkthepig4219]

@@wildfire9280 Yeah like in Jabba's Palace they're tortured so I think it's obvious they feel pain and have sentience since the OT.

[@gautieryrondy4769]

@@linkthepig4219 I think it was just a joke, that told more about the stupidity of the guys torturing than the fact a droid can feel pain. Same that the little fluffy shits in Endor destroying a complete group of elite stormtroopers, I would hardly consider them truly canon.

[@linkthepig4219]

@@gautieryrondy4769 Idk if I'd consider the droid torture jokey, it seemed pretty sinister with the music and Jabba is established to be truly evil in ROTJ, a character easily fine with torturing others. As for the ewoks, I honestly don't know why people hate them quite so much, the point of them seemed to be that they were misleading; pretending to be cute but in reality were dangerous- either way ewoks are far from the most interesting part of the movie. And compared to the aliens in the cantina or Jabba's Palace tge ewoks are pretty bad.

[@gautieryrondy4769]

@@linkthepig4219 well by a joke I mean that it’s pretty soft in comparaison to human torture. Also the scream that it let go doesn’t sound (to me at least) like a scream that is supposed to terrify the spectator a 100%, but to sound a little goofy to (in a terrible way, I agree). But I don’t agree with the Ewok thing, the mere idea of 30 dwarfs-things recking an entire patrol of highly trained (stormtrooper are supposed to be the cream of the army) technology advanced soldier using a few pointy sticks and rocks is just ridiculous. It just goes at a point where the bad guys loose all credibility and the only one you can take seriously are the Emperor and Vador. It’s the same as if 10 adolescents could destroy a tank manned by 4 professionals soldiers.

[@42Mrgreenman]

"Just stop you creativity vampires!" lol, perfect description...

[@dillonc7955]

The Last Skywalker is the epitome of that statement. They dug up so many nostalgic people, places, and things that they wouldn't have been able to make a plot for a 10th episode, even if it was good.

[@Aredel]

Oddly enough, Darth Maul’s appearance in the film is the only part of this movie that actually sticks to the canon. It was honestly kinda nice to see the movie give a nod to the Clone Wars tv show.

[@akiratrypp549]

'Daenerys Targaryen and Darth Maul going on a kooky space-gangster adventure.' If someone pitched that summary to me without video evidence or prior knowledge that the Disney Star Wars films exist, I would have sworn they were talking about a demented crossover fanfiction written by an eleven-year-old.

[@ralcogaming7674]

But just that premise sounds amazing. Dany gives maul access to a dragon and he teaches her juyo shows her how to construct lightsabers and bam we have a better story than season 8

[@CallanElliott]

I have to admit, I'd be at least intrigued.

[@thesultanofswing8706]

I would watch it, honestly.

[@adamjenkins7653]

This stuff probably was written by an 11 year old and then passed off as his own work by a hack.

[@dudesomebody13]

I would rather read the fanfiction.

[@teddyo311]

You get the best Mauler when he’s really disgusted with something. This may be my favorite.

[@SonofTiamat]

So we've pretty much reached the point where any throwaway line of dialogue from the OT can be made into a movie in order to "expand the universe," which is just a generous way of saying "give a superfluous and barely thought explanation of something that didn't need explaining." The point of Star Wars was never to give backstory for every single prop or plot element, it was just the hero's journey. This isn't belaboring the point, it's purposefully obsessing over individual trees in an entire forest.

[@TheSorrel]

So, what was your Snoke theory again?

[@StarkartOrg-urban-art-gallery]

It's a trap!

[@inquisitionspy2567]

the Chewbacca nickname-story falls apart as soon as you realise that Yoda in "Revenge of the Sith" also called him Chewbacca

[@GabyGeorge1996]

InquisitionSpy I thought he was referring to his nickname of "Chewie"

[@TheOmegagoldfish]

Yeah, he got Chewbacca from "Wroaaar"

[@antoqc]

Wtf ?!? I taught solo was an Imperial navy officer that quit the Empire when he saw how they treated the wookies like slaves on Kashyyyk and that's how he met Chewbacca ! But i guess Disney threw away the Lucas version of the story !

[@jamessosa7765]

They decided to recycle that idea for Finn in TFA.. sad

[@irrelevant_noob]

antoqc ... actually, i don't think Solo was ever on Kashyyk before he was dishonorably discharged from the Academy... And he did start as part of an underground operation that lead to him leaving Corellia. But you're partly right, that meeting Chewy was the final event that lead to him and the Empire being "separated" ( which, tho, pretty much happened in the movie too ;-) )

[@cubearts1]

oh you mean the fanfic version that George Lucas completely disowned and said it wasn't part of his story? #Legendsbutthurt alert

[@antoqc]

The Ridiculous Otaku@ It wasn't only in legend, it was in many Lucas Arts video games and in many novels... The first time i heard about it was in Star was Galaxy the first MMORPG of Star Wars(made around 2004-05) and in some Star Wars N64 games. But i guess kids that know nothing of star wars and are complete morons can say whatever they want !

[@cubearts1]

i played all those games and those games fall under the legends banner my dude. :^) besides i proably know more about star wars than you

[@paulperez6167]

There's a great old prequel book trilogy called the Han Solo Adventures. Those stories were great. There was also a great villain that was a perfect foil for Solo. A badass gunslinger who can outdraw and outshoot Han. It's been a very long time, but I would not be surprised if he was or at least part of the inspiration for Cad Bane.

[@aurex8937]

"This review needs something more..." "EQUAL RIGHTS???!"

[@jmo2475]

If I wanted to see a Social Justice Droid, I can just go to a college campus.

[@fredmachine]

Actually, the SJD was mostly done for laughs. It's super cringey and every character around it acknowledges the cringe for the cringe it is. I actually liked the movie, it had some problems but it was fun and didn't insult me like TLJ did.

[@cooljim1376]

I'm sorry your taste in films is garbage.

[@borob.5168]

fredmachine, you wrong and you should put this robot in one basket with TLJ. I'm doubling Zeta Z's verdict.

[@fredmachine]

Have you even seen the movie? L3 is barely in it and it's played for laughs in every scene it's in. It's delusional and everyone just rolls their eyes at it. It's an SJW parody through and through, spouting politics all the time and everyone is just like "Uh huh, yeah, sure, whatever".

[@cooljim1376]

Except for the fact that the tone drastically changes to drama when it "dies", the people behind the film have said time and time again they have a political agenda behind their social commentary within their films, and after this film's box office bombing Kathleen comes out with a statement claiming that Han's gender and skin color are at fault here and not the shitty writing. I won't stop you from drinking dirty water if that's your thing, but there was nothing at all clever about this film's representation of anything lol. I mean look at yourself man, you're going as far as to write the cleverness FOR THEM. How can you do that without seeing it?

[@capz3217]

When the only good things to result from new Star Wars Movies are the reviews tearing them to shreds. What a time to be alive.

[@Asharnof]

To shreds you say?