GTA Vice City Stories: VCPR - The TimeRanger

[@patgogan7324]

"Sire why art thou getting Intimate with thine self in yonder corner?" Lol

[@jg6022]

This...along with "Moorehead rides Again" are two bits of GENIUS comedy writing...shame they were both in the same game...they've never written anything funnier...

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

@Paul Martin We need the Time Ranger for GTA 6

[@jg6022]

@@KRASHPROJECT Bait and Switch is great...but not as witty. And alot of it wasn't written...I read that some of those call-ins were actually real from genuine (I assume) Floridians...😂😂

[@Charles19588]

"sire, why are't thou getting intimate thine-self in yonder corner?" fucking love it

[@DaniboyBR2]

Anthony Cumia's voice rules.

[@americanpatriot5158]

“Now if you don’t mind I’m just gonna rest my time machine right between em”

[@Mrsteelkiller]

If im bored, 1.get a car 2.Tune into VCPR 3.Listen to this :D

[@Avofan]

Hopefully this will comeback in GTA 6.

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

If Gordan Moorehead happened in 5, I am sure 6 will likely have the Time Ranger hahaha

[@tripleduper]

"The peasants aren't the only thing that is rising" lmao

[@SmoothCriminalAaron]

LOL. I love Anthony Cumia's 1940's voice.

[@williambrock3349]

Almost sounds exactly like Seth MacFarlane

[@erockisfat]

SAME IM HERE FOR ANT

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

@@williambrock3349 true but that's where the similarities end

[@raybaker8653]

1947 talkin about the futcha

[@babyale760]

"gee willikers its sure is small" "knock it off i dont need to know wat i already know" lol i love that part

[@bigmanpigman]

This would be a show that never gets old

[@BOMBON187]

So I guess this is how Francis Sinclair time traveled.

[@doclambertdavid]

The time ranger is a Eunuch! Hahaha!

[@truestory2990]

One of the best comedy bits ever

[@erockisfat]

Its anthony cumia

[@danabu-reish8743]

I used to play this on my own in school just turn my PSP. Open gta. Get in a car. Leave it on the radio just to listen

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

I hope that when we eventually get Grand Theft Auto VI. We'll see an animated cartoon of the Time Ranger in-game! If Gordon Moorehead got one in GTA V. The Time Ranger is just begging to get one for the next game lol

[@Arksha_]

"Aaah ! So small ..." "What are you doing with this little gherkin ?" Can't stop laughing xDD

[@redzeppelin6]

God I love that 50s voice he does.

[@Deuteromis]

Basically if Quantum Leap was a porno.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Rule 34

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

​@@Thunderchild-gz4gc I'm pretty sure The TimeRanger plot has been done by some artist

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

​@@fuckiopussigetti453there was video here

[@aj_gen_ace]

So the "Time Machine" is his dingle dongle?

[@justinambru8529]

Yep

[@MooMoo69556]

Aaron AJ Knight you’re a special kind of special bud

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

Yep, he is master bating time itself 💀

[@venomwise]

Now while it sounds confusing it is in fact completely natural and my own research has definitely proved you don't go blind which is lucky for me *FAP FAP FAP FAP*

[@ElRadioDJ913]

I hope the time ranger comes to GTA VI TV 😂

[@SteadyEddie1983]

Boxing the One eyed Clown lmfao dude!

[@figment1988]

that's the inside joke of this show. it's full of innuendos referring to masturbation

[@SáviodaSilvaDias]

The actors involved in this are great i personally wouldn't keep saying these lines before burst into laughs and ruin the session

[@poppeefacecom]

I love how the plague in Europe began 175 years after that even though they make a plague referance.

[@MadnessIncVP]

Sometimes, the funniest stuff, comes out, when the writers aren't afraid to 'go there'. This is one of those occasions.

[@luiszoom215]

The flute music they play when he was talking about democracy just came on the radio to the 4th of July. I was cracking up lol.

[@wehweh3]

This guy makes a cool cameo in Red Dead Redemption 2.

[@splinter360]

Is it him though?

[@KC.45]

Francis Sinclair is based off of the... *the theme blasts in* Time Ranger.

[@theblackwizard09]

This game has the best radio from the gta series.

[@Rgeers01]

This is the BEST of Vice City Stories VCPR =)

[@jg6022]

Even bigger shame that things like these are not nearly as venerated as more famous stuff like The Daily Show or Big Bang Theory when they're not half as smart or funny...

[@TheLuca2001]

Very well said.

[@LQQNEYJOESvids]

This is epic! This needs to be on public radio.

[@erockisfat]

ANTHONY CUMIA IS THE HOST , HIS 30s voice😂

[@Kamicolod]

The Time Ranger is my hero.

[@splinter360]

The radio stations in GTA are like the funniest things in gaming. No joke. loooooooooooooooooooool

[@patgogan7324]

"You foxy french harlot come on lemme have at ya!" Lol

[@daevonthesavage7483]

But that D-Day reference at the end was clever ASF.

[@nanparayeah]

i prefer listening to this at night in vice city while cruising around in a stinger

[@MaxUltimata]

The Venture Brothers on Adult Swim. Listen to the 'Time Ranger'. he sounds the same.

[@daviddavidson931]

Is that true

[@MrLiffeloffe]

the radio is like this in norway

[@spinaltapdwarf77]

My time machine doesn't seem to move me through time? And trust me, I've spent many hours trying to activate it!

[@eadvs2]

And the narrator is Anthony Cumia from the Opie and Anthony Show on XM 202.

[@ThatMexicanPablo]

Kid-he says in the future, unicorns go around pleasing women. Time Ranger-well they try anyways. XD Cracks me up everytime!

[@kienphatong5534]

3:41 Hello, Richard

[@AZWMKWofficialstarNinjaGeneral]

my radio would be locked on this station

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

Weirdest Doctor Who episode yet

[@DanielLopez-me9mh]

Its funny when the time ranger puts his time machine on the French girls breasts and the funny violin tunes that come with it lol

[@solangedias5631]

I really don't like the game play and story of vice city stories but the radio stations and sound tracks might be one of the best of the entire franchise

[@ben6993]

Sire, why ar't thou getting intimate with thine self in yonder corner? I'M *du du du du duuuuurrr* the TIME RANGER!!

[@alexc8281]

I’ll never forget this shit 😂😂

[@jaydenadam9367]

My childhood 😔

[@TheFloodFourm]

This shit destroyed my sense of humor

[@DrHouseInTheHouse1]

this deserves 500 million views

[@richmondcity3522]

"what are you doing with that little gherkin"

[@Araqnydd]

this is so low-brow I love it!

[@bicrehan]

The announcer is Anthony from Opie and Anthony.

[@GTAtrailerOfficial]

this is why i love GTA VCS

[@drivethrutimeattack]

I say, the future sounds SAUCY

[@FinnManusia]

Sus...

[@ChrisVTitus]

VCPR is best talk show

[@NikkoBellic-sf6bo]

Everyone with talent was storming the beach at Normandy.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Yes, very sad Mr. Cumia didn't go.

[@NoVoiceGameplay]

My favorite show on GTA VCS xD

[@newbie21]

Me too

[@UsherMoore]

How can I learn to speak like that?

[@namcoshinAkuma]

The future sounds saucy!

[@robertlouisburns]

What is it that the French lady says at 6:55?

[@Te_arii_no_bora-bora]

« Its horrible »

[@FSinWCR]

Anthony rules.

[@Calculon1712]

When he says "Quiet dear quiet will ya" it sounds like Seth MacFarlane.

[@MarkusB1974]

"Boxing the one-eyed Clown" . . .

[@HydraKitt]

and also "why is thy getting INTEMENT with thou self in YONDER CORNER?"

[@upakyou]

I love that FRENCH accent!

[@figment1988]

it would be a good idea, but it would be rather much of a NSFW (not safe for work) type of thing

[@_-KOEN-_]

Now don't break my concentration kid!

[@MarioMarioSMBZ]

A MAN WHO HAS A TIME MACHINE IN HIS PANTS!

[@Loopen22]

Oh my God. Bill Lobley is hilarious.

[@Vista0009]

"Whitch is lucky for me!"

[@EATyaFACEoff]

The future sounds saucy!!

[@adgato75]

The future sounds saucy. LOL

[@CalebToroReviewsProductions]

I was playing GTA VC Stories recently this week on my PS Vita doing Air Rescue Missions for Health+ And hearing this on the Radio made me die Crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SirSaintRipper]

Sire why are thou getting intimate with thyself in yonder corner

[@CubsFan2812]

Don't rub it in please - i want this game more than I want the cubs to win a world series.

[@SteadyEddie1983]

Hello Richard, have you burned those plague victims yet?

[@whitetownent]

anthony cumiaaa

[@aesthetic_yatsura]

I hope GTA V will have the realism of IV, the large world and more things to do like San Andreas, story as good as Vice City/San Andreas/IV, and radio as great as Vice City Stories :D

[@BriveAW]

How wrong you were its its great but we need the GTA IV physics

[@zw246]

Time ranger was a super Sentai show in japan lmaoo

[@ThisGuyAd.]

Thats gotta be Ant Cumia at the beginning 😂

[@juggernautleo12]

I say the future sounds sausy!

[@greatveemon]

TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE

[@JohanBrodd]

No doubt about it this rocks!

[@gangsterthomas1000]

oh i found out that abominable means terrible, horrifying etc.

[@conefish]

this is class i wanna download the whole vcpr mp3 lol i got the vcpr from the first vice city but not this one

[@edablin79]

Better be in GTA 6 for sure 😂

[@Tr1P_ToN1c]

he's got a special mini thingy

[@YungXeno]

the time ranger more like the time jerker XD

[@afflictionhb2]

That's saucy

[@MrPowerfulMessage]

hahaha oh man my ribs are aching.........due to the laughing :L

[@scarface910]

it was knickers

[@KironStrife]

I got it on My PSP. you ought to look for it on E bay

[@kcjamesify]

the time raner is a eunich!!!! i hearrd that tuts! lol

[@TheSupersizemario]

odd parody of the lone rangers HI HO SILVER AWAY

[@Stephenx63]

pure genious

[@cmex28]

3:44 MOTHER MOTHER!!!