Max Magician Rips Off Every Movie Ever

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[@CarlintonWolfe]

Good video

[@atrapanasatromhtos9426]

Are you a filthy Keynesian or based austrian?

[@imfatkid420]

I've been saying 30:06 ever since that video dropped, I say it at work, with friends, and to strangers on the Max or bus and just the look of confusion on their faces I wish I got them on camera. Only 2 people have ever gotten the reference I hope you get 5 mil subs and more. oh um would you do the movie Kung Pow! Enter the fist. oh or Idiocracy both movies are just full of stuff I'd love to see what you come up with

[@Ghostgate611]

Yo possum I know you probably don't read comments but can you do a list of these home/indie movies that you like? I know you find garbage but there has to be a diamond in the rough somewhere right? Also question what is the lore 😂 of the possum universe?

[@wtfsalommy3250]

💪

[@OuroborosChoked]

The villain's makeup looks surprisingly good for a movie like this. I'm guessing that's where all the budget went.

[@nignamedmutt7270]

That's what inspired the whole movie. "Yeah we got Max that devil costume for Halloween.... idk I think it looks really good! We should make a movie with it!!!"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Yeah, that makeup is really good. Wouldn't be out of place in a proper big production. And somehow he doesn't even seem like a real villain and more like a mildly annoying troll.

[@fellipedasilva99]

My exact thoughts as well.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

Right? But then the elf ears look like cheap plastic ones they glued onto their heads.

[@blueshit199]

idk, I don't fancy stiff makeup with unnatural lifted cheek bones

[@GuiltlessGear]

the orignal title of "Max Magician is a Movie About Harry Potter Going to Narnia to Find the One Ring and Destroy My Brain" was way better

[@gooseegg617]

Wonder why he changed it

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Copyright claim?

[@GuiltlessGear]

@@AxenfonKlatismrek on a video title??????

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

@@GuiltlessGear KZbin is a weird place. That and titles need to be short

[@hikaru9624]

Probably it's fault. Not allowed fun on this disease of a site.

[@zombehnashun]

The movie that Redlettermedia was spared from watching, only for it to find a new target. My condolences.

[@Blutteufel]

Two comments in a row saying basically the same thing. Amazing...

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

I just watched the RLM episode where they try to watch Max Magician and it breaks

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Maybe "Jason Brant" (So bad it's good!?) can take a look at it... 😅

[@zombehnashun]

I didn't scroll through the comments at that point... @@Blutteufel

[@zombehnashun]

Oh, a fellow Jason Brant enjoyer!@@eldritchmorgasm4018

[@dawsonduke3333]

I'm glad a "why did the goblin turn on the stove" made it into the video

[@ZER0O9]

Its 2024 and we still don't have an answer to that.

[@vicvega3614]

​@@ZER0O9to heat up the fireplace poker, he later stabs the fat guy with it. Dam ive known that since what 2018, could be wrong about that year

[@YamchaCanDoBettr]

But the better question is, why was that foot there?

[@JohnWilliamNowak]

But tragically, no Sabaton when the Sleeping Warriors beat up everyone.

[@rcarfang2]

Did they not know what they were doing by having a 13 to 15 year old young girl saying "I am the princess of the Blue Balls"?

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Yeah. Means the pedos aren't getting any from her. 😂 Seriously though, I thought it was "Blue BELLS"

[@DrDolan2000]

Maybe not

[@redbigun]

The movie Redlettermedia was never able to see because the VHS tape was screwed up.

[@markiangooley]

I wondered whether it was intentionally damaged by someone…

[@RettMikhal]

​@@markiangooley(Stinger music)

[@SlipperyArmpits]

"This is the poison ivy i got" Proceeds to rub his hand all over it

[@igodreamer7096]

Goddammit, kid!

[@ctaco5112]

Technically poison ivy isn't contagious, it's the oil secreted from the plant that causes the itching, so long as you clean that off it's fine.

[@MrClawt]

I just lost a lung laughing at 'Wow what an annoying voice!"

[@troo_6656]

"Copperfield did it better" had me in stitches

[@mikeoxlong1395]

They couldn't stich the wizard back up.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Oh...

[@gooseegg617]

I don't get it

[@YamchaCanDoBettr]

I thought he was going to say Kurt Cobain did it better

[@Khalith]

“The women in our realm are ugly!” But shouldn’t they have a different standard of physical attraction because they’re a different species? Nevermind, I’m thinking about this more than the crew thought about their entire movie.

[@Merlynn132]

Well,the thing you have to bare in mind is beauty is subjective,not objective. Different people find different things beautiful. Which makes the idea of a "beauty standard" an oxymoron. There is no "standard",there's only what you like personally. That doesn't stop corporations from trying to sell you the idea of a beauty standard to sell their beauty products,but it doesn't change the fact it's stupid at the concept level. So that said,claiming his people's women are "ugly" is just an excuse. He just wants to NTR mind break the queen cause he's a twisted fuck.

[@CMCAdvanced]

hey, even the Dwarves in LotR knew their women had beards and they weren't no fools

[@CMCAdvanced]

@@Merlynn132 People can be ugly and ugly people know they are ugly and it's fine.

[@Merlynn132]

@@CMCAdvanced Are they tho? A lot of average looking people are convinced they're ugly these days.

[@Valkbg]

​@@Merlynn132When people talk about beauty standards they mean the standards that society imposes on themselves. Still not objective beauty but it's the closest thing to one that we have. Beauty isn't completely personal. Also let's not forget that standards existed long before corpos existed. They were a means for which society determined who is healthy and rich depending on the caste in different proportion

[@haydenboggs3271]

Nice, another obscure low budget movie to hear a marsupial talk shit about

[@Qvmmy]

classic

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Isn't there the "Great Book of Grudges: Guinness World Records of BAD MOVIES", written in human nose blood, since the dawn of Hollywood, naming all the realy BAD MOVIES, and the current status, like the last 10%, is just Dismal Disney garbage, primarily from 2023, the year of the Flopbuster? If not there realy should be... 😏

[@garysuarez9614]

Well, my day is made.

[@SalemArc]

*"This is a shot-on-shiteo movie. And shot-on-shiteo movies aren't filmed. They're just shot."* -Cinema Snob

[@greenkoopa]

"I was waiting for the old bag to kick off" -Clay Walsh

[@KenMabie]

yeah that guy is a loser and a real scumbag. you know he helped cover up what JewWario did right?

[@taags]

A fellow Cinema Snob fan I see.

[@thecampion2420]

Love Cinema Snob!!!

[@NoahGooder]

never forget down in balloon land

[@EB_110]

I was missing those classic style Possum videos.

[@thardump859]

Glad I wasn't the only one who was missing this older format. That newer format he was doing kinda sucked.

[@SariahCupp-lx3xd]

'A fantasy epic in the tradition of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings' wow, what a surprise 🙄

[@MasterAnubis7]

Dagda and Unseelie are from Gaelic folklore, but whoever wrote this movie did a terrible job understanding them. The Dagda is from the oldest Irish tales, before the fae split into Seelie and Unseelie, and he would be Seelie regardless (because he isn't malevolent or solitary).

[@connorscanlan2167]

And "Seelie" and "Unseelie" are Germanic words, so this would be in the Scots language rather than Scottish Gaelic.

[@danielbroome5690]

To be fair, even associating the Dagda with fairy courts in the first place is in and of itself a mistake since he pre-dates fairy folklore as a concept, and even pre-dates the Christianized tales of the Tuatha Dé Danann as human kings/queens with magical abilities, and he originates in some of the very oldest, actual religious stories of Ireland and Wales.

[@grandmarshallsteve]

This movie looks like it was made by ten high schoolers in the 90s

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Wait, what? Are you findishly hinting it wasn't?

[@rackroll4405]

@@grandmarshallsteve If that was true this would be an amazing accomplishment.

[@sidekickz2180]

I'm so happy to see "old school Possum" videos again! Animation, characters, skits leading into the Patreon supporters! These are my favorites

[@theconqueringram5295]

"Wow, what an annoying voice!" That got a chuckle out of me.

[@othertalk3313]

"I can't show you the whole scene... you'll just have to watch it for yourself." - No... no... that's okay. If the talking possum on my computer tells me something, I believe it.

[@MontanaVigilanteExplorer]

"Ah yes, my son. To gain this high peak you had many battles, sacrifices and trials but your great quest is rewarded with reaching me, the kind of all oracles. The wisdom and knowledge of the universe are now yours by merely asking. ... Uh, unless you're another one seeking the reason as to why that damn goblin turned on the stove. Still working on that one."

[@abrahemsamander3967]

Tom tit tot is actually an alternate name for the fairy tale character Rumplestilskin

[@JerseyWolf]

The effects and costumes all feel like a high school play with a slightly elevated budget.

[@SolarisKane]

Honestly they don't look that bad for a low budget kid's movie. It's the sets and dialogue and story that are the problem. So pretty much the only half decent things are the makeup effects.

[@melvindeleon8904]

I love you Possum Reviews...

[@gooseegg617]

He doesn't love you

[@trashpanda003]

Parasocial much 🤢

[@vicvega3614]

​@@gooseegg617he hates everything and i love that

[@tarrker]

I have a funny but, short story about this film. My wife and I tried to watch this shortly after we first got together. I thought it was awful but didn't say anything. She blurted out "OMG! How many cliches can they pack into one, crappy movie?! Next someone is gonna say that anything's possible so long as you believe in yourself!". Then the old guy said exactly that almost before she was done saying it. We both laughed our asses off and decided to play Mario 3 instead. LoL we've been married for 18 years now. :)

[@leewright1]

I guess something good came from this after all.

[@Hiidontknowwutimdoing]

This story is objectively better than this movies story

[@jeffgray7922]

As an actual magician, this movie makes me cringe, hard. They not only ripped off several franchises but they also managed to make several classic real-world tricks look bad. Yikes!

[@Julius_JMC]

5:48 violence ISN'T the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is YES!

[@IcefireC67]

I still have to love this movie tho. I watched this as a child and absolutely loved it Its so goofy and nonsensical. Definitely a movie I loved from my childhood 😂❤

[@SolarisKane]

Nostalgia goggles are a hell of a drug. I feel the same way about Babes in Toyland even though that movie is shit (still better than this though).

[@tobor88]

I don't know why but for a moment there I thought the title said Magic Mexican. 😂😂

[@Iianator]

Tuco

[@AugustRx]

illiteracy

[@chasehatchett4756]

that would be a much better movie😂

[@gooseegg617]

You stole my comment ​@@chasehatchett4756

[@KingHeggunte]

Wild how that works. I clicked this even faster than the usual Possum video because it was “the magic WHAT?!”. I got halfway through, noticed no Mexicans, and double checked the title.

[@AugustRx]

Can't wait until possum finds me☺️

[@hibikuokudan]

The Dagda is a god from Celtic mythology, a sort of fatherly patriarch (similar to Odin or Zeus), so having that be the villain is.. very odd

[@berengustav7714]

Unsanitized Zeus is a huge villian...

[@danielbroome5690]

@@berengustav7714 The Dagda isn't. Odin himself is a VERY interesting figure in terms of his origins in proto-indoeuropean religion considering that he is one of the only examples of having a trickster/magician as the chief deity of a society, rather than a paternal/sky/thunder God. The Romans even associated Odin (well, technically his German counterpart Wotan) with Mercury (Hermes) in Caesar's Gallic Journals.

[@alekpo2000]

man why i laughed so much to the mage skit lol this channel is stupid and i love it

[@marcusoliveiraspiegelman3664]

OOOOOOH the animated shots are back. Yeaaaaaa baby. I love them ;3

[@WhiskeyTheRaptor]

The goblin turned on the stove to heat up his fire poker. Just like I warmed up my fire poker using it in defense against an elf woman, made her stock scream all night.

[@SolarisKane]

At this point Possum has to keep the meme going.

[@WhiskeyTheRaptor]

@@SolarisKane I realize that my comment was unlikely to reach him. I’m just letting everyone else know.

[@thejaegerbomber99]

When I saw the Ride of the Rohirrim before the rise of the Sleeping Warriors, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@lonelystarslibrary9326]

I assume Worm is named after Wormtongue from LoTR. Also, him hitting the evil guy with a reality check, "Well, I've never actually seen you do any real work." was high-key funny

[@billbillinger2117]

The dialogue is on par with Disney+ shows. Quite a feat.

[@HECKproductions]

do you know that feeling when you think about youf life going absolutely nowhere but you dont even have the mental capacity to feel bad about it and just laugh instead?? that happened to at "dont judge a book by its cover"-"judging by the cover of the book" dunno why i just laughed for a good minute like a moron

[@Valehass]

Peter Jackson makes Lord of the Rings and shows everyone how well a fantasy movie can look and no one learns a dam thing.

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Those movies still hold up amazingly well.

[@maximos905]

Not even peter Jackson because the hobbit movies were pretty garbo

[@thegrimreaper7875]

One of my favorite KZbinrs because of the sarcastic humor

[@williek08472]

I love how two of the mice were so appalled by the movie that one unalived itself and the other resorted to cannibalism

[@CaptainSpiffari]

It's very weird knowing that some of the actors in this clearly low-budget bargain DVD movie actually were in some major hollywood productions, but then again, this movie was supposedly filmed rather than shot on a camcorder... Oh, and it's still miles better than any of the modern hollywood movies, which green screen the shit out of everything and take no risks. At least this film actually was shot in an actual forest, an actual cave, and an actual small town.

[@UncannyBeagle]

I take it you haven't seen The Northman yet?

[@garysuarez9614]

Scandinavian Death Metal videos are also shot with similar settings and technique, but I could still see them sped up and whatever associated music replaced by "Yakkity Sax." Truthfully I kind of like the amateur content of these videos, because real effort sometimes goes into it, as well as an attempt to learn and master a difficult and multidimensional craft. That does not diminish the awkwardness of these, but seeing it in the context of a continuum of artistic growth is kind of awesome. Unless it is a tax shelter for foreign nationals, which pretty much negates the whole "artistic growth" theory. None of this changes the fact that we are listening to the lunatic ravings of an animated marsupial at a crossroads of life choices and consequences. Which is awesome in a standalone fashion.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Really wouldn't This is miles better

[@andrewhall7176]

Wrinkly Willy is also known as Rumpled Foreskin in some districts.

[@KiwiBay2.0]

This can't be worse than anything Disney now...

[@albertthepeacock8020]

Ngl seeing these anti Disney posts are getting tiring

[@NebLleb]

​@@albertthepeacock8020agreed.

[@UncannyBeagle]

I watched this movie, and it is objectively worse than any recent Disney release.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Someone slipped all the repliers a _micky_ lol

[@UncannyBeagle]

@favoritemustard3542 Cope however you need to.

[@garysuarez9614]

"Help us Bilbo Baggins, come to Narnia and rid our lands of the Sith! You're our only hope! ....do a barrel roll!" Some Drewish Princess. Most likely.

[@ser6Ijvolk]

"A guy with a sword.* *There's no guy with a sword." Had me in stitches for some reason.

[@frogman9989]

The DVD commentary seems more interesting than the DVD movie.

[@HECKproductions]

no joke for bad movies its more fun to go to imdb and read the trivia and goofs pages than to watch the damn thing

[@normalgraham]

Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings sounds like the title of a Super Nintendo game you'd see at Blockbuster but never rent

[@ser6Ijvolk]

Why in the hell would they mention cannibalistic infanticide, even if it's only mouse-related, in the "behind the scenes" of a children's movie!?

[@TomTom.o.]

When the kid gets dropped off the next scene has the van he was dropped off in in the parking lot. Where was his mom? Forrest Humping the principle?

[@platypusbuk]

That smooth sax **chefs kiss**

[@Skreezilla]

3 year old walks in and starts watching just as the wizard trick is on screen...... :p

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Reaction?

[@Skreezilla]

@@eldritchmorgasm4018 he said the mouse was cute and said wizard then (boom wizard head blown off) he had a shocked look on his face... and i went back a little to say it was a trick and the wizard was ok. :p

[@zarnex_xiii]

Yay the goblin turning onto the stove joke has returned

[@Alondro77]

Oh no! Cliffhanger ending! Will Possum survive the sudden magical shotgun blast? STAY TUNED!

[@SaintMeeksDontevERgetup]

@PossumReviews ,sirji love your videos lmao , been through tough times ,body dysmorphia , loneliness n what not ,but that drunk voice of yours never fails to make me laugh. Hope you keep doing this for years to come and make others like me laugh ,and of course I hope this channel reaches Dr shaym levels of popularity perhaps more

[@andrewhall7176]

I love the way the grimoire just says "Open doorway to other kingdom". So basic. So low energy.

[@Djentle-Rain]

3:12 LITERALLY THE MOST TRUE STATEMENT EVER SAID SINCE 2017 BRO MADE ME HOLLER IN THE COFFEE SHOP THIS WAS SO ON POINT

[@LolGamer5]

That wizard gag was simple but golden, perfectly out of left field lmao

[@stacychipouras8741]

Thank you Possum. I really enjoy your videos 💙

[@theantithesis1]

@24:21 Oh, so the Neil Breen method of editing without J or L cuts? It's amazing how awkward that makes the flow and how adding JL cuts improves things.

[@KahshinLiu]

Lol bro Ron Desantis is 6'2..... dude is tall even in the U.S Anyway, I actually watched this movie alot growing up. It was one of those Hood DVD's you could buy that your mom would pick up at a bargain bin.... I remember the opening scene scared TF out of me. Also we thought it was actually Lord of the rings..... We were lil kids & thought it was awesome. I think you're a lil hard on this movie considering it was obviously for children & low budget. That being said, Im still impressed by the visual effects / makeup for the characters despite the VERY OBVIOUS low budget elsewhere. Also: 5.56 Nato is pronounced five-five-six, not five-fifty-six. Also the stock footage you showed is a of a Kalashnikov (AK-74M) chambered in 5.45x39....... If this seems like a nitpick..... It is..... But thats your whole channel so do better man....

[@cybermax12]

Sometimes, possum finds garbage. Sometimes, garbage finds possum.

[@chucheeness7817]

I tried watching this since it's on youtube, several times when it was mentioned in Best of the Worst. I just can't, I keep dozing off. Even in this review the few times I didn't get drowsy is when the behind the scenes stuff are shown, like the process to making low budget bad films like this are actually more interesting for me

[@vicvega3614]

Geeze wake up dude. Ur not nodding on good opiates are you? If so can i get some please?

[@oraeku]

I actually loved the hell out of this movie as a kid lmao

[@HECKproductions]

3:30 that is the exact same minivan that the dude just got driven to school in thus it is incorrect to claim that the mother had better things to do than to pick him up; in fact she did drive to the school just to tell her kid to go fornicate himself and that he has to walk home even though she is already there

[@cujoedaman]

End of the credits probably reads: All animals were harmed in the making of this movie.

[@Tutisclutis]

I was missing your scripted videos and the "Why did the goblin turn on the stove" jokes. Good to see you returned to the roots.

[@procow2274]

Possum watches these movies in hope of one day uncovering the secret of why the goblin turned on the stove

[@Vollce]

Possum came to save us again. Best day ever.

[@cocacola4blood365]

Dollar Store Gandalf may not have answered why the goblin turned on the stove, but at least he kept Possum's Patrons in mind.

[@juliet116]

As a native Marylander I can confirm that this movie was filmed at the location of the Maryland Renn Faire. 🤣

[@masonleppert1988]

Hey possum. Just wanna thanks for doing these videos. Right around when you started making videos, I struggled with my career through COVID. A lot of bad shit with my work. But your videos actually helped me through it a lot. Thank you for what you do.

[@dexterallen1282]

Do we have any goblin affiliated stove updates?🤔

[@jordantakahiro5481]

Dagda looks like an alien from Star Trek.

[@SolarisKane]

The lore of the mice is more interesting than the movie. Krimble "Flying" was legit hilarious. Splat! LOL that ending!

[@jayheffronuzun6733]

NGL I actually really liked hearing the weird as hell trivia from the behind the scenes stuff

[@tomselleck1811]

30 min possum video is like a breath of fresh air tbh

[@russellsample2763]

Max's dad looks like Ralphthemoviemaker

[@silverscorpio24]

At least they made their own story. If it were made today it would be some side story of some race/gender swapped off-shoot character of some recognized property like Life of Dobby or Young Pippin.

[@sidekickz2180]

Ohhhh just the thumbnail tells me this will be a chef's kiss of garbage! I can't wait to watch!

[@SkorpTS]

Every scene in this movie looks like it was dubbed over with ADR. It's really uncanny to look at. The makeup department did a pretty good job, though.

[@whooll]

😂😂 OMFG You could review a video of a sandwich being made, recorded on a cell phone and that shit would still be fucking funny as hell.

[@draconicdemigod9696]

I miss your skits Possum, it's good to see you doing them again

[@cpdreyer]

I was about to complain that they ripped off the Billy Owens movies too, but this actually pre-dates those too. Tremendous.

[@GleeChan]

That elf really did look like Max's mom. Meanwhile the dad looked suicidal.

[@johnprime1147]

Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings is a Masterpiece. It deserves a CW Live Action Show

[@kurtwk]

I applaud the amount of work that went into this movie, it actually looks entertaining. If only Hollywood would do similar. I would happily watch this movie instead of something like “The Marvels” if given a choice.

[@dragonman7856]

2:34 Dagda? Like the irish god of knowledge?

[@eat_mold]

THE SCENE WHERE MAX BRINGS back those warriors from the dead is a rip off from classic bad movie The Lost Kingdom !! BOTH of these movies are Featured on the second MST3K Netflix seasons

[@xHarpua]

That Donkey punch was savage! You never see it coming

[@AugustRx]

This is an instant classic.

[@ashleybobby1285]

"Don't judge a book by its cover." " Judging by the cover of the book he's holding." 👌 😂

[@pencilcase8068]

My soul died due to this movie and I only watched a review of it. I've watched Seagal, Neal Breen even suburban sasquatch and enjoyed all of them but this is the one that makes me dead inside. I regret knowing that this movie exists

[@gilga3554]

Never did learn why the goblin turned on the stove, huh?

[@MikeD0307-i1h]

Back in my college days, I was forced to do a film editing project, using footage from this movie. As I was watching, I kept expecting Misty Mundae and Darian Caine to show up.

[@level98bearhuntingarmor]

Some top tier Possum quips this video, also that Sleeping Warrior armor and elf sticks hurt me lol

[@korosheht5446]

"we're opposed to killing " May i introduce you to rubber bullets

[@Drifter2025]

So this movie wasn't a crack induced hallucination while I was in a trap house in 2008. Cool...

[@ablosch2452]

Reminds me of what I thought of the movie, Laserblast, for the longest time until Dark Corner Reviews reminded me that it wasn’t just all in my head.

[@kimbercustompro1911]

I'm a simple man. Possum calls me an idiot and tells me to watch his video, I oblige.

[@carlosarmandovegavazquez7038]

Somebody give "Mosquito man" to The Possum. I had the chore to translate and subtitle to spanish that movie and it's perfect for Possum to eviscerate.