Moana 2 is a Movie About Nothing
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100% Wolf is 100% Garbage
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8 ай бұрын
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@casperrabbit7254
@casperrabbit7254 6 минут бұрын
I've heard this movie's such a trainwreck it's the first movie in history to receive a report from the NTSB
@Bajancheese90
@Bajancheese90 8 минут бұрын
Can I get the title of the background music used in the video 🎶🔥
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 12 минут бұрын
This movie was so bad it made Possum go on an extended unhinged corporate rant at the end.
@darthlaurel
@darthlaurel 35 минут бұрын
Here's my lie - I've hated Disney since the 90s. (It's really since the mid-80s)
@alexmars1511
@alexmars1511 45 минут бұрын
"Amo proditionem sed odero proditor"
@troyp9155
@troyp9155 Сағат бұрын
cgi pumba is so gross looking I actually felt sick watching it emote.
@Vulpes_Ailurus
@Vulpes_Ailurus Сағат бұрын
Mufasa is basically the remake of Lion King 1 1/2 nobody ever wanted. It has the same obnoxious framing device, the same obnoxious shoehorning of Timon and Pumbaa. I mean for gods sake. At least 1 1/2 had “Diggah Tunnah”.
@teqrevisited
@teqrevisited Сағат бұрын
I guarantee that big film budgets are nothing but huge tax fraud.
@italianspiderman5012
@italianspiderman5012 Сағат бұрын
Man, I like your videos, but you sound exactly like those pompous professional writers that constantly disrespect and downplay storytelling in video games. You absolutely can take a premise of any video game and craft a story around it, true gameplay doesn’t translate at all to film, but that’s the point of adaptation. There are games with poor story and characters, but there are also games that do it excellently, same as movies, same as books.
@spidergod2093
@spidergod2093 Сағат бұрын
Bro no joke i just got a mufasa movie add before i clicked the video💀
@paposwing2925
@paposwing2925 2 сағат бұрын
I'm so glad I didn't pay to see this fiasco at the theater, but on my streaming app. The part that really wanted me to stop watching was when they were fighting those mandrill, that looked like the freaky monsters from Will Smith movie I am Legend. Then the scene when they filled the coliseum with water for a ship battle and all the sharks swimming around, c'mon!!!!! I doubt very much they ever did that in real history. Everything was bad and lame. The story, the characters, the FX, even Denzel Washington, whom I admire, was so out of place.
@BioLivbanon
@BioLivbanon 2 сағат бұрын
The first movie is also bad. Not worst though. It also suffers from that whole "only Moana is important, so the other characters could have just been cut out". I hope Disney wakes up soon and start making actually good movies, like the ones from the 90s.
@xXLionheart1118Xx
@xXLionheart1118Xx 2 сағат бұрын
review spent more time bitching about a characters motivation than the motivation ended up lasting in the movie. clear incel maga/pedo tate fan.
@godmaentertainment4375
@godmaentertainment4375 3 сағат бұрын
Seems confusing
@rinuchiha6961
@rinuchiha6961 3 сағат бұрын
Moana 2 is about nothing? The whole premise is breaking Nalo curse so that the other villages can return. They never nerfed Maui. He sacrificed himself and his demi God hood to protect Moana before she sacrificed herself to bring back that island. And in return Maui, Moana grandmother, and her ancestors begged the gods to give Moana a second chance. Matangi or the bat lady wasn't a good guy. I do believe she has ulterior motives to screw over Nalo and the others for her own personal gain. It's stated clearly that Moana has a sister considering it would be an asspull for her to suddenly have a lover.
@erikreinhardt7955
@erikreinhardt7955 3 сағат бұрын
The reality is the first movie was also a scam. It’s not a movie about the Joker. They literally just made a different movie altogether, slapped that name and the makeup on him, to put a billion dollars worth of butts into seats.
@planexshifter
@planexshifter 3 сағат бұрын
Actually Your pronunciation of Pulitzer is wrong
@planexshifter
@planexshifter 3 сағат бұрын
Tacohontess…. 🫡
@marydanielle7183
@marydanielle7183 3 сағат бұрын
I’ll just watch the original animated movie thanks 😂
@Youngstylen
@Youngstylen 4 сағат бұрын
Why would we need a coliseum introduction twice? Dont be a negative Nancy
@Youngstylen
@Youngstylen 4 сағат бұрын
614/ 624 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@superdajoka
@superdajoka 4 сағат бұрын
Disney is just a shadow of their former self. They think they're "bringing back the magic", but all they do is rehash the same movies they have made in the past but in worse ways, and make tons and tons of sequels
@parasolparasol8066
@parasolparasol8066 5 сағат бұрын
But is it a charcoal Gryla or a propane Gryla?
@agiksf.8998
@agiksf.8998 5 сағат бұрын
The 1st Moana was one of those Disney productions where they tried to copy studio Ghibli. But unfortunately Disney was already creatively bankrupt and they produced an empty movie with really annoying songs. It's no as bad as Frozen, but it is unnecessarily stretched out, and the songs are truly annoying.
@Abrakadabro666
@Abrakadabro666 5 сағат бұрын
The book sucks too. Imagine the fanfic writing style of Twilight, spliced with a Dragonriders of Pern ripoff.
@PKMN37
@PKMN37 5 сағат бұрын
We already had a movie where Timon and Pumbaa riffed on the Lion King. It was called Lion King 1 1/2 and it was so much better than this.
@Atomic_Mushroom
@Atomic_Mushroom 5 сағат бұрын
the Ahom along with the Marathis preserved our Hindu culture against the Mughal invasions. The Ahoms are an integral part of our history that should never be overlooked
@Wally-Darl1ng
@Wally-Darl1ng 5 сағат бұрын
"Brothaaaaa" 🙄💀
@smiles_900
@smiles_900 5 сағат бұрын
Tbh, I watched it and it wasn't half bad. Yeah, you could tell it was meant to be a series, and sure that demi god lady was mega confusing, but outside of that (and the useless side cast) the movie was okay. Not needed, but fine.
@luciafrost4856
@luciafrost4856 6 сағат бұрын
Im not looking forward to any of the new Disney movies especially Snow White
@VelvetEagleI
@VelvetEagleI 6 сағат бұрын
All of them. I havent looked forward to a Disney movie ever since they butchered the star wars movies
@jeffycat5414
@jeffycat5414 6 сағат бұрын
But I got an ad that said it was “the perfect family Christmas movie”
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing 6 сағат бұрын
sorry to burst your bubble but GxK is actually good. yeah its a bit predictable but overrall i loved the movie and thats a movie i cherished
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing 6 сағат бұрын
also dont ask why is my PFP Evolved Godzilla
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing
@EvolvedGodzillaMewing 6 сағат бұрын
also hope they do an R rated movie next time because the green blood just seems really strange
@dbwriterindia
@dbwriterindia 6 сағат бұрын
Say Hello to my Little Friend
@GundamFireStorm
@GundamFireStorm 7 сағат бұрын
I have always found it Very Bizzare that Gen Z and Gen Alpha Latched onto this Five nights at Freddy's thing. Those kids were too loung to have any kind of Nostalgia for Chuckie Cheeze, The Showbiz Pizza. Heck Most Millennials were. They were on their Way Out in the Mid 90's It must soley Be because of these KZbinrs and them watching their Streams. and Experiencing it with them. like some surrogate Sibling. Watching them play video games and Imagining them being there with them. they Experienced it with them. I imagine it being like watching a Scary movie with an older Sibling who was babysitting you. and you both got scared and then you both Laughed about it later.
@renamiya992
@renamiya992 7 сағат бұрын
When I was like 9-10 I saw maybe two of his videos and kinda laughed at it but never got that into it cuz…that’s all he did and it kinda creeped me out. Now I see it and I’m like…o curse little me for even giggling once at even a second of this…I heard him for five seconds on this video and was about violently sick…I’m actually sick and it hurt my head that badly it about caused me to be sick…I couldn’t finish it ngl. Love your videos tho
@adamtrejos6096
@adamtrejos6096 7 сағат бұрын
Female gladiators were extremely rare...
@beowolfxz3163
@beowolfxz3163 7 сағат бұрын
I wished for nothing and that's what I got for the first time, thx possum
@PanSnovydinnia
@PanSnovydinnia 7 сағат бұрын
Cinderella remake was actually very good.
@renamiya992
@renamiya992 7 сағат бұрын
Beezelbub and the seven nightmares…sorry the new”Snow White”…
@beowolfxz3163
@beowolfxz3163 7 сағат бұрын
I'm not looking forward to every Disney movie
@EndofTimeGaming-m9s
@EndofTimeGaming-m9s 7 сағат бұрын
not bad??? Alright your movie takes are worthless now...
@renamiya992
@renamiya992 7 сағат бұрын
Male li ons actually do hunt and leave long periods at a time for weeks even to patrol his territory. Every inch of it. So to speak don’t be smart asses lol and he hunts for himself. They also sometimes hunt with the females and let them eat first. Because they feed the babies and they do most of the hunting. What takes five lionesses to take down one prey animal that’s bigger then a gazelle takes one male lion and one bite. Not a bite and a twist, one bite. His bite force is 650-1000psi depending on the male the least being 650. So they do hunt. But his main focus is territory and protection. And also baby sitting. He does a large amount of the baby sitting. The cubs see more of their dad then they do mom. So they work equally together. Unlike the movie that forces humans imaginary problems on animals. It would have made more sense if he was just born that way. Or was sent by a higher power and doesn’t remember and the higher power let’s it play out as it should because scar is a puss. He isn’t “misunderstood “ it just showed him more of what he is a narcissist who loves control. Trying to control who Sarabi likes. It doesn’t matter who liked her first bitch. What happened to the let woman be free aspect you like to push? Why not let her decide? Instead of acting like your simping, insulting crush is some kinda claim on her and no one else can have her cuz “I sAw Re FiRshT” 😅 like why not add that in instead of the “oooo magic lioness powers let’s pretend we know anything about lions” that’s an actual issue woman and sometimes men face. Have her be like um…you don’t love me if you can’t let me choose who I love. You love what you want and see and that’s it. And really show that behavior we know of scar come out more and more. To me it just showed me how pathetic scar really was and where that petty hateful nature comes from. Never growing up. Maybe also do what the old artists did and actually study lions like they did In person and show some passion in your work….and please hire some damn animators…REAL ONES And please…stop slandering Timon and put a with..whoever these things are…and the rock?…you could have had mufasa just had made the speech on the rock to make it memorable..and maybe make it dying because that’s where the higher power needed him to go and kick out the white lions because they abused power and over hunted like crazy and make it a few animals so it makes sense the fight took so long…you know so they have a REASON to fight with him?..or maybe hyenas were there first and it was animals hood lions and hyenas in a all out battle? Anything would have been better then this…sorry it’s so long I just have so much hate for this shit
@EndofTimeGaming-m9s
@EndofTimeGaming-m9s 7 сағат бұрын
these are NOT entertaining in the moment
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 8 сағат бұрын
Happy to report that at least the video game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great mouthwash for this movie.
@beowolfxz3163
@beowolfxz3163 8 сағат бұрын
So a friend of mine said there is that movie in the cinema, I watched the trailer and it pretty much told me that it's a bad movie, so I went there with him and I made fun of the movie, and he actually liked it :D
@planexshifter
@planexshifter 8 сағат бұрын
Ghosts just aren’t scary
@404User-Not-Found
@404User-Not-Found 8 сағат бұрын
Can't believe Possum called Schafrillas a homosexual crab
@ffbger534
@ffbger534 9 сағат бұрын
Ngl the brother song was annoying
@ecze-max1118
@ecze-max1118 9 сағат бұрын
A lot of flack for this film, and I completely understand so no judgement whatsoever, yet it outperformed sonic 3 which really confused me and I genuinely don’t understand how 😅