Max the croc monitor

[@lostpockets2227]

The line starts back there 🦎〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

[@SiegeOnConsole]

Underrated comment

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@SiegeOnConsole agreed

[@epicaunleashed8764]

I thought it was some kind of a snake.

[@gammmb]

@Desta vez vou escolher um nome fixe KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@grizzlybear6377]

Something tells me his tail whip move hurts. . . Like a lot

[@nathanielleack4842]

itll do more than lower you defense thats for sure

[@kingoftheoutergodsazathoth381]

Oh yeah a monitor lizards tail whip is not fun

[@NicholasRodriguezN7]

@@nathanielleack4842 Good one! Lol

[@noexceptions8438]

Is that a crocodile and a monitor lizard hybrid?

[@kingoftheoutergodsazathoth381]

@@noexceptions8438 no

[@omegadeadpool2947]

Dinosaurs: "Our Extinction was... Greatly Exaggerated"

[@ChaosKing210]

“We’re you killed?” “Sadly yes… But I lived!”

[@omegadeadpool2947]

@@ChaosKing210 Hello Demigod of the Sea

[@batissta44]

The only dinosaurs alive are birds.

[@None38389]

Lizards are not related to dinosaurs, birds are.

[@Showagodzilla34349]

​@@ChaosKing210 ice age 3 reference

[@commonsense7667]

I would tell you a joke about its tail but its too long

[@GeoSpark3070]

Oh my- I did a frickin double take. Good one lad (or lass)

[@hollow6189]

@@eamonahern7495 *canned laughter*

[@m.d.sharpe8892]

😐

[@noexceptions8438]

Is that a crocodile and monitor lizard hybrid

[@itssenpaitime7680]

._.

[@mnnchildhood]

My mans tail is longer than my cvs receipt

[@KillaIn556]

Nah the cvs receipt is longer

[@EricMadWolf]

Only if you buy one item.

[@oliverisunimpressed778]

@@EricMadWolf only if it's one item. If it's not oh no, it'll definitely be longer than the tail. What's the big idea with making receipts long enough to make a scarf out of it?

[@EricMadWolf]

@@oliverisunimpressed778 That's the joke buddy.

[@oliverisunimpressed778]

@@EricMadWolf I know. I'm bad at adding onto jokes

[@battyman42069]

He monitors all the crocs in the world like a good boi lizord

[@Ignorethis12345]

I love how you see the tail and you think he's going to be a giant croc like beast then it gets to his face and he's just like Hey •____•

[@jasonnoir4230]

Riiiight he's so damn cute omg😭🥺💜

[@balrajbenipal007]

Its a komodo dragon lizard its really venomous

[@trippymlgjunkrat5749]

@@balrajbenipal007 no it's not lol a komodo is much bigger and brown

[@CaptainJimp]

@@balrajbenipal007 Bro it says right in the damn title that it's a Crocodile Monitor.

[@balrajbenipal007]

@@trippymlgjunkrat5749 sorry guys 😭

[@McArRuIzO]

It simply infuriates me that you didn't give us a full body shot so we could fully comprehend the length of that tail.

[@bobbygalyon5580]

Right? Like damn...

[@oppaloopa3698]

@Groisu I’m absolutely blown away bout how big this is.

[@farquad8040]

It's a bad representation. He had the camera super close and moved real slow for dramatic effect. It's cringe when people do this.

[@outforlunch1258]

Long

[@ShaggyMaddie]

YEEEES

[@jasonwebb1882]

It really amazes me how long their tail is. That tail is what makes the Croc Monster the longest lizard on Earth.

[@austinhall3937]

Normally when a Pokémon uses tailwhip it just lowers defence, this pokemon uses it as a one hit ko move

[@alialsaadi1449]

Agreed

[@Crown987]

Yup

[@endermarr690]

I would hate to see this Pokémon use Iron Tail then gezz

[@lycan6771]

@@endermarr690 that would cause a Bigger explosion than the metiorite that took out the dinosaurs

[@darkms7348]

Yep

[@JuhiSRK]

What's amusing to me is the intelligence in his eyes, looking at you like, "What?"

[@marcgarrigosmane7018]

Clever boy

[@Nikowalker007]

That “how’re you doing Bud look”😅

[@hackerman2552]

For me it’s the exact opposite, there’s no way lizards have brains lmao

[@kurgans]

​@@hackerman2552monitors have hearts closer to ours than most reptiles who only have three chambers max. their circulation is more efficient as a result and good circulation is a first step to a clever critter. They might not love the same way we do, but tl;dr you're stupid and archaic.

[@Nobody-jl4qw]

​@@hackerman2552 They actually do, ... unlike you, probably.

[@triplesixserpents666]

This lizard is 420 friendly 😂

[@happysquare8045]

How long do you want your tail to be? This guy: yes.

[@RealMoonLord]

God killed men

[@happysquare8045]

@@RealMoonLordlol something me and God have in common then

[@Medalsforfucktards]

@@happysquare8045 oh?

[@RizzRoss9001]

@@happysquare8045 Good shit man

[@ShaggyMaddie]

So where did this conversation come from?

[@sawm3012]

He looks like one of the parents getting dragged around Disney world with there kids and hasn’t had a coffee in 3 years.

[@aboveaveragecat44]

How is that so accurate

[@haunted5311]

Good comment but... Their* Sorry had to do it.

[@Patchw0rkx]

@@haunted5311 you must be fun at parties if you're ever invited.

[@secretname3897]

@@Patchw0rkx I mean it's hard to spell things wrong with your mouth sounds, so

[@Land07]

If they haven't had a coffee in 3 years they'd have kicked the addiction and would likely be a lot less drained all the time.

[@ravagerlizard9800]

What a beautiful dragon!!

[@Bean_YT]

I can just imagine that one Zelda chest opening suspense sound effect as it goes up the tail to the head

[@Cgraseck]

Just for a second, he thought about eating you.😋😱 Cheers, Chris

[@hujiroyanma7257]

Dududunu you got the lizard eye

[@Saved_Sinner0085]

He looks so chill and relaxed

[@sanskarmilind8247]

2 minutes silence for those who were thinking this is jumpscare

[@shibabarai906]

O

[@noobarmy5133]

Me

[@EndergeistYT]

YEP.

[@somedude6833]

I thought he would be terrifying, but he just looks oddly cute.

[@moussetache]

He looks like snoop dogg ngl

[@coolturtle5932]

@@moussetache snoop lizard

[@atomicblastoise]

Have u seen ur pfp

[@Cellardoor_]

All reptiles are if you look at them close enough.

[@hypnotoad8871]

They're cute but the definitely command respect. Google a crocodile monitors skull and compare it to a komodo dragon's.

[@hollow6189]

His eyes look so annoyed,when you bring the camera to his face he just looks like he’s thinking: “What?”

[@Shrimx44]

Hello

[@SheWolf_Warrior]

He’s so cute!! 🥹🥹 What a beautiful lizard 💚

[@McNaBir]

Now y'all won't know why there's a comment war here, lol

[@RealMoonLord]

When you try to be funny but you only have 8 likes

[@McNaBir]

@@RealMoonLord I didn't realize my 3 am thought process was supposed to be funny 😅

[@RealMoonLord]

@@McNaBir it seemed like you were, still seems that way

[@McNaBir]

@@RealMoonLord if you say so 👌

[@financialprofessionals]

@@RealMoonLord r/woosh

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

I love how this magestic beast is just called MAX

[@ben-chan420]

it's short for Maximum Length

[@xdsagii8911]

@@ben-chan420 basically its short for long

[@ravenXruby]

Maybe... ✨Maximiliano✨

[@TheOneUndOnlyNobody]

Always so alien seeing lizards as big as this or even bigger since i grew up in colder climates and never went far for vacation growing up. One day i hope to see the warmer parts of the US

[@Bballer12ification]

These are not in the US. I think native to New Guinea.

[@tommylaspo6911]

Quite the tail you've got max :)

[@thedapperdummy]

His facial expression defines the sentence "i like sandvich".

[@heatherhalloween974]

When his eye moved to the camera it literally touched my soul and made it tingle😳 gorgeous

[@shadowcalw6150]

Man... That tail was so long, I thought The camera man was taking me to see king Kai instead

[@beanboy5315]

Ayy lmao. You get 1 bean.

[@MyoneArkz]

Good one

[@tayderryberry8326]

You win

[@namelessstranger1270]

Nobody: My Brain: is that a dinosaur dog

[@mook_butt8037]

Yes

[@madisondegraffenreid]

Yep

[@shookethdeer4427]

Me: It's a snake! Me a while later: It's a carpet-blanket thing-! Me much much much later: Oh..it's a crocodile.. Me after someone told me it was a lizard: Oh yeah, it's a Lizard..

[@pocahontasseguinart7099]

It’s not a 🐊 crocodile it’s a lizard 🦎

[@cowboyup910]

After 20 years, the Legend says “The Camera is still searching for the head”

[@Underground408]

HA HAAAA

[@emersonmg18]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@sadioragaming3554]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha

[@corpratexthuggn89]

Please leave that in 2020

[@Zanable06]

Lmao

[@MissNightmare1983]

Such a majestic creature I honestly thought his tail was a snake until he looks at the camera like “Good evening.” 😂

[@supershyguy1680]

Shut up you pathetic child

[@gavinspencer2308]

😂

[@gavinspencer2308]

@@supershyguy1680 shut up you comical adult

[@zekk3593]

most beautiful creature on the planet

[@celestialprime8851]

Anyone else hear a deep voice saying “aye, get that camera outta my face!” 😂

[@RealMoonLord]

No

[@celestialprime8851]

@@RealMoonLord one out of 16? You basically don’t exist 😂

[@RealMoonLord]

@@celestialprime8851 why one out of 16

[@RealMoonLord]

@@celestialprime8851 why not one out of sixteen or 1 out of 16 or 1-16, why even the sixteen? Why not 10 or 20?

[@celestialprime8851]

@@RealMoonLord 16 likes 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂 and you’re the one guy saying no lol you could’ve moved on like anyone else who didn’t agree 😂🤷🏾‍♂️ but here we are

[@meowttom]

"..a croc monitor?" "hmm.. that's a worm" "wait, that's a snake" "maybe a lizard?" "wait, no that's a crocodile!" "..it's a reptile."

[@gavinspencer2308]

Lol

[@pierrecallenunura8554]

Me too broo

[@anilpandey3317]

I also same

[@Holy-Of-Dogs]

"Its big" "Thats not what she said tho"

[@llamosita2004]

What a gorgeous creature ❤

[@spaghettiboi33]

Damn, I can’t comprehend the length of that tail!

[@nubidubi23]

Your tail has some lizard in it

[@user-ii7xy6ke9v]

トカゲさん「何してンの？」　 みたいな表情が可愛い。

[@fredrickmattoon47]

Slow reveal, long boi, moves eyes at the last second. 2spooky4mem8

[@THC.Diamond]

"That has GOT to be a snake!" "Oh shit...nevermind."

[@Jamshiro]

Who else had the anxiety that their was gonna be a jumpscare

[@arseniobasco]

Me

[@doreencall1898]

I covered the screen expecting it lmao

[@linkink4087]

Me

[@arseniobasco]

I faced my sellphone to the wall

[@toxicgamer4409]

Me

[@croc_moat2327]

"Dude,hecc off.I'm chillin' right now,don't you see"

[@reaganwalker878]

oh, okay starting at the tail.... how long is this thing...? ITS STILL GOING-

[@misme5086]

My 15 yr old was looking at this with me and he exclaimed, "IT JUST KEEPS GOING!"

[@carolinaalvarado2283]

😆😆😆😁😁😅😅😅

[@venomgardens8989]

Max is beautiful. That tail is insane! 🤯

[@themagikconk]

You know it's a big lizard when you think the tail is a snake before reading the title

[@ilovefishandsharks7368]

I thought it was a worm

[@akiraa5413]

I thought it was a snake at first too🤣🤣🤣

[@bhupendarsinghbhupendarsin4305]

@@akiraa5413 l olplpplll

[@skjadhav927]

Video

[@kishanallsharma4750]

Llpio

[@dimitrov505z8]

He’s like “bro stop recording me” 😂😂😂😂

[@bridgetmartin-nez9649]

Lol

[@edna540]

Yutrmn

[@KISACUTIE5688]

Crocodile at the back: 🦎~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[@Ray-ks4bb]

"oh its a snake" "oh nevermind, its a person wearing some long suit?" "its a pole." "its a crocodile.." *edited to include the replies* "its a bird?" "its a plane?" "it's superman?!" "no, its a komodo dragon!" "or a biawak?" "wait it's a gecko!" "it's meeee!! hold on-" "nevermind it's still a komodo dragon..." "mom joke hehe" "overly giant lizard!" "It's I, the one and only!" " *keyboard smash* "

[@samnye1768]

it's a bird! it's a plane!

[@NorbertDante1991]

*IT'S SUPERMAN!!!*

[@theislecarnotaurus]

It's a komodo dragon

[@_dheeka1114]

It's a "biawak"

[@aldiputrawidyansyah]

@@theislecarnotaurus gecko

[@anoriginalname4973]

That’s a beautiful boi right there ❤️

[@khizeral]

Everyone's talking about the tail but no ones talking about how beautiful that pattern is

[@9m9e9]

I was expecting a jump scare like the one about the largest snake found.

[@DrBrooza]

Was looking for this comment

[@MONKEYWOOFMONKEYWOOF]

Me: (watches first few seconds) ok cool Also me:(few more seconds) DANG IS THIS GODZILLA!?

[@supershyguy1680]

Shut up child

[@benjaminbradley4771]

He/She is so beautiful. Wow you are so lucky to be sharing your lives with one another.

[@phycophykito]

Looks like a dinosaur from the movie Adventures in Dinosaur City😂

[@arjunthakre671]

here before this blows up and comes in everyone’s recommendations:)

[@MrLexGr]

you seem to be right

[@Blue-y]

Me watching the video and remembering that one long snake video: *ANXIETY 100%*

[@jockerboy5310]

Me first thinking : it's a monitor. Nope a cobra. No it's bigger. At the end : the thumbnail was correct 😒. 😂😂😂😂

[@Gabriella-sd1cs]

Oi

[@mahendradalia3226]

Op

[@roseabee7503]

Me, two states over: oh sorry sir, didn't mean to step on your Godzilla's tail.

[@shlingusdingus4174]

This monitor's expression reminds me of a tired, worn old man just trying to relax and be left alone. But no doubt, he's a sweetie.

[@joachimpup3768]

IMAGINE MAX RIGHT IN YOUR FRONT DOOR HE WILL NOT HURT YOU HE JUST WANT SOME SNACKS don't worry if he is in your front door he is just a friendly croc monitor for snacks to eat if you have way too much call this guy for back up which is max 🐱

[@FernandoSantos-nx1mt]

When the camera starts from the tail, it means that atomic breath is charging up.

[@imvino1302]

Ok this is not funny dhouu but I'll give you a like oagaye

[@FernandoSantos-nx1mt]

@@imvino1302 maybe it's cause English is not my first language, so it's still difficult to pull of a joke that "makes sense" or it's funny, I guess. Around here (my country) it's still a good joke.

[@especiallysnakes457]

Looks like max could have used a little more calcium and uvb as a baby.

[@kis4kasper]

That's what I was thinking. That tail is pretty squiggly. Luckily it looks like he didn't sustain too much damage

[@bellanyvus112]

Yeah, kinky tail for sure.

[@Kvs-vf9nt]

Yes I saw it too. But he still looks very healthy too me.

[@tumate45]

As the man said in that film "That's a huge bitch!"

[@hoppinggnomethe4154]

"That's a big bitch!" - Alex Foley, Beverly Hills Cop 2

[@KusanagiGaming557]

Deuce Biggalo Male Jiggalo

[@kimzu647]

at the beginning my thoughts: oh this is a leech! A little time, my thoughts: oh, I realized, this is a python snake! At the end, my thoughts: I don't know some mutant ¯ \ _ಠωಠ_ / ¯

[@prabhuk.prabhu3795]

Dr Ginobili

[@satyam1914]

snake i realised

[@lancelot9961]

oh he's so innocent

[@gaminwithkev2903]

The poop when u are in the toilet after eating burritos with tacos

[@gigachad9231]

I literally thought this was going to be a jumpscare

[@maedorenan123]

"jeez that is a huge snake" "Jeez that is a huge lizard"

[@debbiekerr2284]

Stunning just stunning x

[@salpertia]

You: *Where's this snakes head at Wtf* ?

[@kathysingh1510]

He’s beautiful. ❤❤❤❤

[@V1ncenz010]

Man what a lizard, amazing

[@gannavarapusudhakarrao9346]

Once upon a time my grandpa says that they used these lizards to climb walls in wars between king 😂

[@deepwaliadeepwalia4750]

😂😂😂

[@patrickdees5256]

He's like: hey.

[@sayali1550]

I was scaring as it was going up...😅

[@GurpreetKaur-ze9yw]

Same😓

[@nutshellexperiments8695]

Yes.... 😂

[@hobiburrahman3465]

@@nutshellexperiments8695 ত

[@ShaggyMaddie]

I thought thresher sharks had long tails, but damn

[@Clarkey1346]

He looks like his hugs hurt

[@amaterasu8829]

How did you sneak that thing out of Jurassic Park? Also this is the best picture quality I've ever seen.

[@Takato-kun9695]

I laughed for a bit lol and right?

[@XX-jk7hx]

Awww that cute snute ❤ And god dayuuum he has a loooong schloooong tail! 😵

[@fireheart7657]

Thats the most beautiful creature ive ever seen 😍

[@shircley_babys_reborn]

Muito lindo ele😍

[@ishanganguly7586]

1-It's just a black line made on sand 2-Uhh it's a pipe? 3-Whoa it's a snake! 4-Ahh it's a giant lizard 5-It's a crocodile 🐊🐊😒😑

[@erndog64]

Wow....what a boy you got! Good to see he's happy!

[@tabifnf8719]

Me at the start: it’s a snake cute! Me at the end: OH GOD ITS A ALLIGATOR WAIT IS THAT A CROCODILE

[@Wolkenfluff]

Lizard....

[@naturegaming5761]

This is not croc monitor this is snake tailed monitor 😮😮😮😮😮

[@Elizabeth_the_Enigma]

Evidence that dinosaurs did exist

[@goldroger...]

Actually birds are the evidence lizards are very distant relatives of dinosaurs

[@pauls.2308]

That would have to be one of the most ominously-terrifying creatures to EVER encounter unexpectedly; maybe death by heart attack!

[@amandaclover9191]

Started with the tail thinking maybe it's a snake but no, it's a giant lizard, sitting there judging you❣😂

[@yintoons7807]

Omg that stare! He's gorgeous

[@vishwakadia2768]

He was like "What you doin' now 😒?.... Wait are you filming me 😯?" * adjusts himself *

[@philipg6708]

My internet PTSD told me it was going to jump at the camera at the end.

[@mdsahir3156]

Wow looking beautiful 🥰

[@Szmergiel747]

Whoa! That monitor lizard is huge :O

[@ilovefishandsharks7368]

At first I thought it was a worm then it turned into a monitor lizard

[@aspopulvera9130]

"look on the ground! it's a worm!" "it's a snake!" "it's a dinosaur!"

[@Kvs-vf9nt]

They're so beautifull and intelligent. But people don't buy one until you have experience, and offcourse a no brainer THE SPACE for this fantastic living dinosaur! I can say if you want one just buy an ackie monitor. They are a lot smaller and safer to work with.

[@4nero_Dem0n1c]

Who are you kidding That's a literal dinosaur you can't change my mind

[@happyoutside8227]

It's an earthworm... A snake... Yes a snake... Wait... Too long... What is that... A what... Yeah, a monitor.

[@Nina_StoleMyPhone]

Beautiful dragon!