Max0r: Well if it isn’t sussy Jack

Clip from An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (part 2) by Max0r
I already know damn well I’m not the first to upload this clip but this is the internet, and like everyone my response is no one cares
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[@McMemeTME]

Read the description or Sundowner will force you to play Genshin

[@Floridamangaming729]

Jokes on him i play genshin impact religiously every day.

[@RiceWithBread]

Yes

[@nobellsix7828]

@@Floridamangaming729 well then he will force you to play cookie run kingdom

[@daysand123]

But I already do. Also no.

[@Bryan21381]

I did but I'm more high on the ancient Roman empire pill that I can see aurelian in the air beating up barbarians. XD Why did I say that? XD

[@doctorstarline5647]

"E-girls, Gacha, memes... all just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business.' "Amogus." This fucking broke me

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

I'm not sure what's more hilarious, the randomness of it or that it actually makes sense given the context of Max0r's series and the original dailogue

[@surreal4972]

@Julo Micha Because we had a black president once

[@betatesting2052]

@@surreal4972 Before I *fucking killed him!*

[@sn0wyb0ss53]

@@surreal4972 Before I fucking killed him

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

@@surreal4972 Before I FUCKING KILLED HIM!

[@-sgsdfhdhhdt]

I love this moment, it reminds me of the snapcube fandubs

[@shadowlord785]

pissing on the moon?

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

Well if it isn't Sushi Jack

[@yusharider]

Oh my god it really does.

[@ZainIsInPain]

Now I’m going to petition them to do this

[@dhampir_days]

time to badger snapcube and co to dub this game

[@Newbmann]

Best part about this is *it's not even entirely made the fuck up* the occasional in game dialog fits in this minute long "gigglethon"

[@nadamada8328]

The "good ole days after 9-11," line still catches me off guard

[@manuelalejandrooviedorodrigues]

"We're making the mother of all omelettes here,Jack. Can't fry over every egg"

[@mandast7455]

To this day the best description of mgrr's story is: It's so fucking dumb that it circles back to being incredible

[@tinyetoile5503]

Armstrong's VA corsping makes me laugh everytime

[@Floridamangaming729]

The VA is fantastic and has a meme channel too. He is a actual VA for many legitimate projects as well. But he is also a good friend of maxor and has been in a good amount of his videos.

[@ariffiqbal168]

Gianni is a treasure

[@argonianguy6226]

And the fact that he voiced senator in another similar meme mgr vid. Dude is basically a voice of armstrong now

[@Agnt14]

First time seeing someone used the word 'Corpsing' in YT comment section.

[@Florescentia02]

Gianni even voiced in Ultrakill and has other roles that i dont remember

[@acidix_games]

“Bro are you high?” “Let me check… yes.” Idk why but that gets me

[@wyvernharries4788]

Yes.

[@FlyingNova223]

*HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT*

[@drfreakoman9976]

@@FlyingNova223 AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE [has a mental breakdown] *AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WALMART OF A WORLD*

[@Naoto_kazuhiko]

@@drfreakoman9976 what is Walmart

[@astramyst3941]

@@Naoto_kazuhiko It's heaven Raiden, checked the internet lately?

[@The_Soviet_Onion]

1:03 I did not even notice the pragerU watermark in the original, this makes it 100x funnier.

[@shiva_speedruns367]

The Senator is Dennis Prager confirmed

[@lonewolf9578]

I don’t get it

[@The_Soviet_Onion]

@@lonewolf9578 PragerU is a conservative propaganda channel that tries to sell itself as educational.

[@lonewolf9578]

@@The_Soviet_Onion ah, lol

[@adamhenrywalker]

@@The_Soviet_Onion Well yes, but actually no

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

This is basically how people would like to talk if Roblox didn't had any profanity filter Edit: I forgot it has voice chat now

[@thepurpleman119]

As a former roblox player (I’m an adult now so I haven’t played it in years) i can confirm this is exactly we would have talked

[@digestiveissue7710]

Do kids really play roblox on their phones? I find it impossible, let alone to type while playing.

[@thepurpleman119]

@@digestiveissue7710 my sister did, I always wondered why tho, we had a great pc and personally the controls are a lot more better than mobile

[@HakcerCD]

I played it during the 2012 period. Before it turns into a stock exchange website for 30 years old basement dwellers to see who can attract the most kids to buy into their "stock". The free chat was wild. I got scammed twice too. Taught me a thing or two about the internet really. Oh and the dll injection via cheat engine and delete the entire server. Good old times.

[@Acromonium]

@@digestiveissue7710 I play roblox on my phone all the time, it wasn’t like that at first due to me previously playing on pc but you get used to it after a while

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“My source is that I made it the fuck up!” Senator Armstrong, proving once again why we are peasants compared to the mighty Chad.

[@Al_musawi14]

Speak for yourself, peasant

[@enthiegavoir5955]

The best part is that this isn't too far from the actual game.

[@emetanti]

Armstrongs bullshit just ages like a fine wine.

[@johnnywantyoudead5113]

Yep.

[@ludwinc4951]

Let's not forget to give Gianni Matragano some credit

[@Zicolie]

Exactly 😤

[@mikayari185]

The best part about this dialogue is that it's literally canonical to the story and his motives besides the weebshit and oblivious-to-war part.

[@TheFlamingdragon2]

He's just racist?

[@fluffydragon1525]

@@TheFlamingdragon2 always has been

[@hwanniggles187]

@@TheFlamingdragon2 well hes a firm believer of "Might is Right". He was gonna use the war to destroy war itself

[@dhampir_days]

@@TheFlamingdragon2 wouldn't put it past him tbh

[@theinternetpolice2078]

So he assasinated Obama so he could start a war with Pakistan?

[@ravensailiata]

I love how max0r kept in Gianni's bloopers in the actual video of him collapsing in laughter

[@kilotron702]

He had me at “imagine a world without cancel culture”

[@Al_musawi14]

He had all of us

[@leonardocouto3109]

@@Al_musawi14 on a silver platter

[@friccle_]

“A world where i can *SAY THE N WORD!* “

[@AlexRodriguez0407]

@@friccle_ **subtle PragerU logo in the corner**

[@justanaveragesonicfan8873]

@@friccle_ . what....

[@dhampir_days]

I love the fact that Raiden is just confused throughout this entire speech

[@Weed_Dante]

Raiden is confused for most of the game

[@Hexagonaldonut]

It's always incredibly funny to think about how completely batshit this is... and then realizing that, yeah, it's only slightly exaggerated. GOD.

[@Charle4217]

That's Metal Gear for you. Remember Solid 2? When you literally had to play a stealth mission with Raiden... Completely naked?

[@DavidGraham221]

"Ever harrassed a minority, Raiden?" "Bro, I AM a minority!"

[@gageshippy2256]

Then it should be easy for you cause you can just harass yourself.

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"American imperialism is absolutely justified, because we had a black president once" Ooooh man!

[@philswift8793]

Who's ever made that argument?

[@ASMR_Junkie]

Lots of liberals make that argument.

[@enthiegavoir5955]

@@ASMR_Junkie I wouldn't say "exactly" but a lot of people seem to have a confirmation bias that America is suddenly enlightened just for that fact alone.

[@defalttheloner]

@@enthiegavoir5955 just like her on Brazil, we had a female president that was quite literally batshit insane. She can't even today make a clear understandable speech and would make MLG look sane and organized. But she being a old cray puppet was never put into the table by our dear, and also really horrible, communists, and when we got a impeachment on her they tried to justify her craziness cause she was the first female president here.

[@compmanio36]

@@enthiegavoir5955 "We voted for black guy, RACISM OVER. Nothing we do is ever wrong, ever again."

[@warbringa2586]

Fun fact theres a single frame between each of his “why i cant afford” American spirit moment 😂 even at the slowest things are still flicking past so quickly they’re hard to read

[@herrywyatt4498]

it's actually for like 3-4 frames, if you want an easier time reading - pause the video and use the comma and period keys to move frame by frame

[@mhm5020]

@@herrywyatt4498 thank you for this information.

[@pinguludd6586]

it's definitely more than a couple of frames

[@lok4890]

When?

[@heropro2420]

This is a fking masterpiece

[@masamigameon]

You should watch the full video, *An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance* by Max0r.

[@godzillac2002]

Dude, the word "Masterpiece" is getting too Overused. Can't you just say anything else like Good, Nice or Great?

[@masamigameon]

@@godzillac2002 no

[@godzillac2002]

@@masamigameon Oh okay then. 🙄

[@HobbsterTheLobster23]

@@godzillac2002 well, maybe it's a masterpiece for him? maybe this is the best thing he ever saw his entire life.

[@bradman7281]

"This one's calling me a *vine boom sound* redditor" just fucking zandatsu'd my sides

[@then.c.c.9590]

The memes Jack, the DNA of the soul. Imagine a world where everyone is based

[@thepurpleman119]

Society if Jack was based

[@sarubet8725]

Imagine a world without zoomers and rapper terms jack

[@AmbushBug522]

I love how Armstrong still steals the show just like he did in the game even though this time everyone is just as bat shit insane as he is.

[@Aflay1]

You could have made it the normal scene from the game and "These baboons don't even know they're at war with Pakistan" is still accurate.

[@white1760]

“We had a black president once, before I fucking killed him.”

[@zeyadsaeed9580]

that is a nice argument senator, why Dont you back it up with a Source?

[@jojogacha974]

@@zeyadsaeed9580 MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE F**K UP

[@jacobgaparasi2698]

@@jojogacha974 IMAGINE A WORLD RAIDEN FREE OF CANCEL CULTURE

[@jojogacha974]

@@jacobgaparasi2698 WHERE NO ONE CAN CALL ME OUT FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAMES A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N WORD

[@jacobgaparasi2698]

@@jojogacha974 what?

[@HoraceKock]

max0r and gianni killed this. truly a masterpiece

[@TheBddan013]

The source is that I made it the f*ck up

[@Cultured_Individual]

Next time when I'll write a paper, this is what I write on reference

[@multiwaypche6640]

0:03 here you can hear the VA trying to hold the laughter

[@robin6416]

when you so high that you need to take a moment to check it.

[@kukaracila2152]

Ah yes, Sundowner. The greatest of gacha gamers

[@hoodcate]

He loves minors

[@thepurpleman119]

@@hoodcate Fr just like me

[@hoodcate]

@@thepurpleman119 oh shit

[@BigGayIncorporated]

@@thepurpleman119 SUS

[@Xidphel]

Armstrong: *monologue* Raiden: AMOGUS

[@SuperProMember]

*hears muffled Idolm@ster* Raiden: wtf? Armstrong: NOTHING.

[@julioreza._7639]

Did you know the song?

[@Eigon2029]

Mitsuboshi mio honda

[@Darko113]

As a person with ADD I can confirm that this is an accurate representation. The fact that Raiden randomly says "AMOGUS" while Armstrong is mid-speech is perfect, Seal of Approval 👌 Edit: 1 thanks for the likes, and 2 why are people randomly being dicks in the replies?? I mean, you can, but it's still a bit shocking for me XD But well, I guess it's just the internet being the internet Edit 2: 428 LIKES?!

[@lukemorgan6166]

OK who the hell asked about your made up disorder

[@Darko113]

@@lukemorgan6166 bruh, someone's trying to live in "the world without cancel culture" Armstrong's talking about XD 0:58

[@Nacho.999.]

@@Darko113 cool story bro, who asked

[@iamlordstarbuilder5595]

@@Nacho.999. your mother after she ate my seed

[@Zicolie]

@@Darko113 wtf is ADD?

[@fatherdeath2594]

0:32 you can hears Diavolo’s theme play from this point foward

[@grandgojira5485]

You can hear DIO's from 0:14 on

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

raiden just randomly saying “amogus” is so fucking funny for some reason 😭😭😭

[@wolfzes6479]

“What is Walmart?” “It’s Heaven, Raiden.”

[@wazzupsters]

The way it zooms in as sussy Jack announces he's being called a redditor.

[@iceflake6179]

Looks like Mr KZbin algorithm finally found this gem.

[@mobi2fort]

Raiden sounds like postal dude 💀

[@TheSpeep]

Ok the PragerU logo cracked me up. I'm afraid Dennis got me.

[@sandermerisalu9080]

The funniest part of this, is the fact that the lipsync matches surprisingly well

[@itburnswhenipiss]

"Amogus" in Raiden's voice got me.

[@claude3608]

it's always the breakdowns that catch me off guard plus the difference of the robot-like formal voice of max0r and Senator's American voice

[@tzeentchmundi44]

"This one is calling me a REDDITOR 🤨"

[@revurius_the_eldritch9983]

I love how Max0r casually shits on PragerU.

[@shiva_speedruns367]

MaxOr based?

[@ASMR_Junkie]

Not based, just kinda common sense.

[@woopdashoop9860]

Prager is run by the nose clan, so based

[@johnathandoe6892]

0:58 Elon Musk's plan for Twitter, probably.

[@MasterSuchiro]

"My Source is that i made tha fuck up!" best line ever.

[@fuckhead0]

The dialogue in this goes so incredibly hard Gianni breaking down had to be kept in, legendary tier shitpost

[@outwithjohn7038]

The beginning of the conversation is basically me talking to my siblings.

[@LocalSchizoid]

"Well, If It isn't Sussy Ja-ha-hack."

[@heatedchill6632]

As someone who religiously plays this game, the energy is the same as well as the message, for the most part. So 11/10 xD

[@TheAlphaansOmega573]

"Well if it isnt sussy jack"

[@kellerweskier7214]

that PragerU in the bottom right fuckin killed me

[@ukeru-_-]

**Diavolo theme intensifies**

[@drivertribe]

DIO's too

[@ukeru-_-]

Oh ok I didn't noticed.

[@rurimoto]

When ?

[@fastaskirby2414]

Its funny how this parody is more comprehensible than whatever the hell the original senator was trying to say.

[@friccle_]

“What the fuck” “ *NOTHING* “ is my favorite part

[@senatorarmstrong7614]

im making the mother of all omelettes here jack, can't fret over every egg

[@simbachvazo6530]

I just noticed the national anthem playing God I love Armstrong.

[@fakhrymuhammad4612]

It's weird, a very advance cybord tech like Raiden, and he still doesn't even know what is Walmart.

[@mamoichi]

ブロディ......ハイなの？ そうだ アメリカン・スピリットでハイ

[@_.hoog._]

Lmfao best video on the internet

[@thefrogthatknows5251]

The little PragerU logo. Beautiful.

[@dominicperez3777]

I love every second of this :D

[@deadmeme8011]

ngl, I do be preparing to harass the minorities who live in my computer sometimes

[@priestofronaldalt]

1:05 the Prager U watermark lol

[@Cox15]

0:27 i miss her. And also that but i miss her

[@SK-ib5hi]

He makes some pretty good points

[@Bestienjager2490]

Max0r is just every drug together as a person

[@priestofronaldalt]

I'd vote for him💀

[@sliquidator0123]

Why the fuck does Raiden sound like the postal dude?!

[@moyaienjoyer3037]

It’s widely accepted that max0r sounds like postal dude

[@hhibujf]

I was just searching random stuff on and I found this

[@FireboltPrime]

"That's a nice argument Senator, but why don't you back it up with a source?" - Raiden, probably " *My source is that I made it the fuck up.* " - Senator Steven Armstrong, probably

[@Bigboy-pg1uu]

That was the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while, I spat out my coffee bravo.

[@BreadSkat]

This whole conversation broke my brain

[@iateyourkidneys8779]

I love the zoom in as he says “Where I can say the N-Word”

[@lml55]

I actually think the 1st part was slightly improvised as Raiden's VC asked Armstrongs VC if he was high do to him almost breaking character in the "sussy jack" line, it's obvious it was an early take that was so good that despite cracking it was kept in

[@riceballsmashpokemongamere1705]

Love that Raiden sounds nothing like Raiden and Armstrong sounds exactly like Armstrong

[@mineshnissanka7139]

"Amogus" -Raiden, 2022

[@Tasteful_Milk]

I like how these videos aren’t even that far from the plot of the game

[@kurtuswood2808]

“This one’s calling me a redditer” “and that’s just the beginning”

[@hecksnek6158]

This sort of reminds me of the dialog in XRA, I don't know why

[@netapel2625]

"I know everything you're going to-" "Say, and I know everything you're gonna-" "Don't"

[@unclelumbago4168]

"Imagine a world without cancel culture" A better place...

[@LxR7601]

This is literally just me when I'm high. I was not aware someone recorded one of my discord calls.

[@emberproductions8841]

This is both a fever dream and one of the best videos I have ever seen.

[@noaamonyakuza5]

“These baboons don’t even know their at war with Pakistan!” - Sussy Armstrong

[@ProtoMario]

Lmfao the Walmart text has a tm 😭

[@BowTieCrow]

this has hella tfs vibes and i fucking love it

[@WanderfromSOTC]

Well if it isn't saucy jack

[@kitsunenoryouiki]

this video is an absolute masterpiece

[@christebbutt943]

"Amogus..."

[@D4rk_Lum1nous]

Diavolo's theme in the background 💀

[@NoGoofy]

I like how he said "a world where I can say the N word"

[@OZZY9669]

This is it

[@Eve_gothgirl]

This one’s calling me a redditor.

[@asdrewyeq]

The minorities that live in my computer is probably the best expresión ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sypeartz3469]

0:52 the memes has been born

[@Buff_Helpy]

THIS MEME IS THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES!

[@hruaiteasathing7277]

"What source did you use ro write this essay?" Me : 0:56

[@coldflykid]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GOLD

[@Golfjong]

0:31 somehow I can see this being a thing irl bc the internet is super stupid